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muldersplaining · 8 months ago
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Muldersplaining Myst.
I bet you got stuck on the rocket ship puzzle, right? You know, the one with the piano. Huh, yeah, I bet you did. You probably had to look it up! I can tell! Look at you, you're getting nervous just thinking about it.
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muldersplaining · 8 months ago
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Muldersplaining Nirvana's "Nevermind."
Not many people know that "Bleach" was their first album and mostly posers started listening to Nirvana after "Nevermind" came out.
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muldersplaining · 8 months ago
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Muldersplaining Moon Shoes.
I mean, they were more than just trampolines for your feet, okay? They revolutionized jumping.
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muldersplaining · 10 months ago
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Muldersplaining Polly Pockets.
Inferior in many ways to the Mighty Max pocket toys, but I guess it was okay for some people.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining compact discs.
Actually, compact discs can contain upwards of 687 megabytes (that's a unit of data storage, like gallons) and aren't just used for music.
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muldersplaining · 10 months ago
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Muldersplaining Mr. Bucket.
Don't be so immature, people. This was a perfectly innocent toy for kids.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining furbies.
My sister thought beanie babies would be worth millions of dollars when we were little, but I knew furbies would be the real hot item in the future for collectors. I know because I'm better at these things.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Cellsplaining mulders.
Actually it's its it IS as FRIXMoldery,,,,HEX((((9)))),,,,,,,zzt.: ERROR
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining Dear Diaries.
Sorry, you probably weren't old enough.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining Bop Its.
Do you remember Simon, Scully? Basically the same thing but requiring different parts of the brain that are dedicated to specific actions, not necessarily with quadrants of colors, you see.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining game boys.
Actually it's "game boy" not "gameboy", Mulder. You don't play video games so you wouldn't know.
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muldersplaining · 6 months ago
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Muldersplaining Don't Wake Daddy.
The object of the game was to not wake daddy. Ostensibly there's hell to pay if you do, but the Don't Wake Daddy wiki is still down, so I can only speculate on the embedded lore.
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muldersplaining · 9 months ago
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Muldersplaining Stretch Armstong.
Bend him, stretch him, like...you can fucking tie him in lit-er-al knots, okay? Always, ALWAYS returns to his original shape. You probably didn't know that.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining tiger electronics handheld games.
Swamp Thing wasn't the only one they released but it was the best and I will not allow any arguments to that fact, Sculls.
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muldersplaining · 11 months ago
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Muldersplaining a cellular telephone.
Actually, "cellular" refers to the way transceiver towers communicate with one another and your mobile phone. Not many people know that.
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muldersplaining · 9 months ago
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Muldersplaining MiniDiscs.
And he was right.
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