#muggle mishaps

[ja-authoress]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Peter Pettigrew Additional Tags: wolfstar, kind of, it's mostly just pointless and fluffy, Muggle Mishaps Series: Part 5 of Muggle Mishaps Summary:

December 2, 1978

Lily and Remus attempt to keep their Christmas tradition of baking cookies on the first weekend in December alive after graduation. Sirius wants to help. What could possibly go wrong?

[ginniewheezie]

I always look forward to these! 🔌 I’m a girl, and I enjoy reading, creative writing and listening to music. Congrats! :D

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 205Classification: Major Disruption

At approximately 3:47 pm this afternoon, officials responded to a disruption along Lavender Lane. It was discovered that Case #205 had attempted to cast the Sonorus spell on a muggle contraption known as an “iPod”. Unaware that the device was equipped with a volume control feature, Case #205 cast the charm, resulting in the device screaming Christmas carols loud enough to be heard 3 blocks over.

Consequence: Fine of 2 Galleons and a 3 day wand suspension.

[ja-authoress]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin Additional Tags: wolfstar, I'm not sure why I tag it that when they're so seriously in denial, Fluff, excited puppy, Christmas 1978 Series: Part 4 of Muggle Mishaps Summary:

December 1, 1978

The day started off normally.

Well, as normal as it could with a flatmate like Sirius.

In which Sirius gets seriously excited to have a muggle-style Christmas, and makes Remus help him make a to-do list.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 1.) writing 2.) football (soccer) 3.) doodling

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 233                     Classification: Major Disruption

At approximately 3:34 this afternoon, officials responded to reports of a goal net wreaking havoc. Case #233 had enchanted the net to automatically defend the goal and spit the balls back toward the field. The result was the net breaking lose and throwing balls all over the field. Two muggles witnessed the event.

Consequence: Fine of 7 galleons and a 2 week wand suspension

[ginniewheezie]

🔌🔌🔌I'm a female, I like hiking, writing, and my adorable puppy!

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 627Classification: Major Disruption

Officials responded to a scene outside St. Mungo’s late yesterday evening. Case #627 had cast a modified homorphus charm on her dog, enabling it to speak English. The scene developed when Case #627, not knowing what to do, brought the dog to St. Mungo’s, where the dog then protested loudly the entire way. Several muggles witnessed this talking dog. Memories were modified and the canine returned to it’s normal state.

Consequence: 2 week wand suspension and a fine of 4 galleons

want one?

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 I'm nonbinary (he/him) 3 hobbies: reading, writing poetry or fiction, and listening to music

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 580Classification: Severe Catastrophe

Earlier this afternoon, Case #580 was placed under immediate arrest when officials arrived at his house to find the once deceased Emily Dickinson. Case #580 proclaims he was walking through the woods, reciting poetry when he came across an unusually shiny rock. According to Case#580, Emily Dickinson suddenly appeared.

Consequence: 2 years in Azkaban and destruction of wand 

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 + I like reading, photography and hiking! ✨💛

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 278Classification: Minor Offense

At approximately 8:34 am yesterday morning, officials responded to a distress call on the outskirts of Liverpool. Case #278 had attempted to enchant the pages of a book to self turn.  The outcome was the book slapping her about the face, repeatedly.

Consequence: 5 hour wand suspension

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 - F- 1) writing/reading (smashing those together because i feel like being a lame rebel), 2) horseback riding, 3) making crafts/art

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 610Classification: Severe Catastrophe

At approximately 4:28 this afternoon, officials responded to a 3 alarm fire near the end of Misselthwaite Lane. After the flames were extinguished, it was found that the entire house was covered in a clear, sticky substance. Further investigation revealed that Case #610 had attempted to place a self heating charm on a muggle contraption known as a “hot glue gun”. The result was the “hot glue gun” exploding, covering the entire house in “glue”, which apparently, is a muggle adhesive. Four muggles were witness to the event.

Consequence: 2 week wand suspension and 8 days in Azkaban.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 Hello! I'm female, and a few of my hobbies are writing, performing on stage, and playing video games (:

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 307Classification: Severe Catastrophe

At approximately 8:42 this evening, officials responded to a emergency call near Shaftesbury Avenue. Case #307, who was scheduled to perform in a muggle theater event, had attempted to enchant the “spotlight” to follow her around on stage. The enchantment was improperly cast, causing the light to heat up. Several muggles in the front row audience received burns and were rushed to the nearest hospital after having their memories modified.

Consequence: 1 week wand suspension, a fine of 9 Galleons, and it is recommended the accuse spend 3 days in Azkaban.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌F/ Reading, drawing, trivia

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 447Classification: Minor Offense

Officials responded to a noise complaint outside of 16 Wisteria Way late this afternoon. It was discovered that Case #447 had attempted to charm a book to read itself aloud. Unfortunately, Case #447 was a bit overzealous with her charm, causing the book to shout continuously for a little over an hour.

Consequence: 1 day wand suspension

[ginniewheezie]

🔌my hobbies are sports (track and field/American football) gaming and movie going

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 012Classification: Minor Offense

At approximately 5:16 this evening, officials responded to a distress call. It was discovered that Case #012 had attempted to enchant his muggle “track shoes” to jump a distance of 24ft. However, he was unable to exinguish the spell, leading to his jumping 24ft everywhere he went.

Consequence: Fine of 16 sickles, 23 knuts

[ginniewheezie]

Congrats on reaching your milestone!!! 🔌I love to read, skate, and hang out with my friends. I'm a girl, and I hope you have a great day! 😊

(ty)

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 387Classification: Minor Offense

Yesterday afternoon at approximately 2:56pm, officials responded to a distress call. Case #387 had placed the Tarantallegra jinx on a pair of muggle ice skates. The result was that a pair of ice skates were then dancing all over the arena, scratching and slicing everything in their wake. No muggles were present at the time.

Consequence: Fine of 8 Galleons, 12 sickles.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 3 things.. puzzles, cooking, hella minor crafting (I’m a girl, but I’m pretty sure you already know that. Lol)

(omg you should see the xmas gift im making for my mom yay crafting!)

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 713Classification: Severe Catastrophe

At approximately 10:24 this morning, the office received several reports of utter chaos in a neighborhood near Manchester. After investigation, it was revealed that Case #713 had attempted to charm a muggle tool called “scissors”. The accused placed a Diffindo charm on the “scissors” with outcome being the “scissors” slashing through everything in her house. The “scissors” then flew out a window and proceeded to slash everything they came in contact with, including clothing garments of muggle bystanders. Three muggles were treated with cuts and their memories were modified.

Consequence: Due to the fact that muggles were harmed, it is recommended the accused spend 9 days in Azkaban and pay a fine of 6 Galleons.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 Female Reading, gardening and playing guitar

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 730Classification: Major Disruption

At approximately 2:23 this afternoon, Case #730 was found to have charmed a muggle gardening tool called a “shovel”. The accused intention was to enchant the “shovel” to dig several holes in the dirt. The charm resulted in the shovel digging holes in every yard on the block. 

Consequence: 2 day wand suspension and it is recommended that the accused fill all the holes on the block without magic.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌 Writing, sleeping, and drawing. (those are lame but so am I)

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 914Classification: Minor Offense

At approximately 4:13 this afternoon, officials responded to a distress call on the outskirts of London. they arrived on the scene to find that Case #914 was in the process of being attacked by a muggle tool known as a “marker”. Case #914 attempted to charm the “marker” to self draw. The result was causing the “marker” to draw all over themselves. 

Consequence: Fine of 16 sickles, 22 knuts.

[ginniewheezie]

🔌I sew, and play harp and basketball. I’m female

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts OfficeCase Number: 382Classification: Major Disruption 

At approximately 3:14 this afternoon, reports came in of several scarves wrapping themselves around muggle lampposts. Investigations revealed that Case # 382 had enchanted a “sewing machine” to mass produce scarves for the winter. The scarves then wrapped themselves around any muggle post they could find. While odd, most muggles assumed this was a prank by the local hooligans. 

Consequence: 1 day Wand Suspension and a fine of 11 sickles.