#mualani: i dunno maybe it's a new tropical drink

[nocherrybombs]

Playing Abyssal Telephone

Lumine: Hey Kachina, congrats on winning the Pilgrimage!

Kachina: Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you and Mualani helping me. I still can't believe I really won...

Lumine: So, you're off to go fight in the Night Warden Wars, huh?

Kachina: Yeah. I'm nervous, but I promise I'll work really hard and make you all proud!

Lumine: Right, about that. Can you do me a favor while you're there?

Kachina: Of course Traveler, anything for you.

Lumine: If you run into a short guy who looks like me with long blonde hair braided down his back, wearing a white cape and one earring, can you tell him that he needs to stop being a little shit and come home right now before I go out there myself and kick his fucking ass?

Kachina: ...what?

Lumine: Also, let him know that he's gonna catch these hands the next time I see him if he doesn't knock it off with the "Prince of the Abyss Order" nonsense immediately. Oh, and tell him that I want my fucking Field Tiller eye back.

Kachina: You're friends with the Prince of the Abyss Order?

Lumine: Not for much longer, I'm not, if he keeps this up. But while I'm thinking about it, if you happen to meet a really dorky Pyro Abyss Lector named Enjou, tell him that Lumine says "Hi".

Kachina: I, um... I didn't know you were on a first name basis with abyss monsters. Is that... like... how...?

Lumine: Listen, what happens in Byakuyakoku stays in Byakuyakoku. You'll understand when you're older.