#ms.norberry
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iloveplayrehersal · 11 months ago
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Saw Mean Girls the Musical the movie and IT WAS SO FETCH
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tatorade13 · 5 years ago
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Mean by Taylor Swift- through Regina George's Perspective
You with your Kalteen bars and Peppermint Foot Cream that you use for acne
You think I look like a British man, got me stressing in sweat pants. You with your secret plans to ruin my life because of homo revenge. You think you're like really pretty.
Well you can push me in front of a bus with just one single blow but you don't know what you don't know
Someday I'll be legend of the Queen Bees and all you're ever going to be is less hot version of me
Someday I'll big enough so you can't hit me and all you're gonna get is smushed under my big feet
Why you gotta mess with me?
You with your big doe eyes and your wildfire lies and your fugly bracelet
You can't like my ex boyfriend Aaron. That's just like the rules of feminism
I walk with my bra out of my favorite purple tank top cuz you cut circles around my boobs
I just try to look okay with it.
I'll take you to the mall in my convertable, invite you to my mansion, but you're psycho Kady wow
Because you would break the girl code
And you don't know what you don't know
Someday I'll be telling Aaron he's sexy
And all you're ever gonna be is seething
Someday I'll be living the American dream
And all you're ever gonna be is dreaming
Why you gotta be so sneaky
And I can see you years from now in a bar, after a day of school teaching. Trying to pay for your pathetic divorce- just like Ms.Norberry! Eating on a toilet during your lunch break. Wondering if you could convince your students to buy some weed
But all you are is weird
All you are is weird and a liar and pathetic and a fugly slut and mean and mean and mean and mean but
Someday I'll be chilling with Uncle Jesse and you'll be sitting next to Kevin G.
Yeah!! Someday I'll be on the cover of US Weekly and all you're ever gonna be is sneaky
Why you gotta be mean
Someday I'll be fitting in a size 3
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean
Someday girl world is gonna know peace
And all you're ever gonna be is mean.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
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