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I'm rereading mrs peregrines and I got to the part where they all go to the beach in modern times and Millard went in nothing but sunscreen on his face and shoulders
all I could think is, oh my, you don't want a sun burn on your pecker, or if he sat on the sand and the sand clung to him and all you saw was a floating sun covered butt
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Mr. White my beloathed ❤️ (and Hugh)
Recently decided to do some traditional art again and I’m having mixed feelings, but really liked this little sketch
N e way what if he survived and came back as giant wasp man later in the story
#edmund white#cal and i decided his name is edmund#mr white#mphfpc#art#hollow city#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#wights#my art#hugh apiston#that damned au#the desolations of devils acre
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Furry Enoch, no one can change my mind
#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#mphfpc#enoch o'connor#fantastic mr fox#ash fox#magpie's horde
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being friends with fellow writers is desperately trying to pawn off au’s on each other like a tennis match
#put fiona and i in challengers rn#in other news she won and i have to add a mrs peregrine’s home for peculiar children au into my collection#tell me who you think everyone is in the replies 🤞#tbosas#tbosas fanfiction#treemina fanfiction
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caul with his past self accompanied by some will wood lyrics- im sure hed listen to that song
#idrk how to use this on my new laptop#caul bentham#how doi get rid of the space for the title#also yes i got a new laptop two years after my last one but i did go over a year without one inbetween#do you remember how i briefly mentioned my old one was stolen#mphfpc#fanart#art#library of souls#the desolations of devils acre#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#will wood#mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity: tulpamancer's prosopagnosia/pareidolia (as direct result of trauma to the fusiform gyrus)#self-ish
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“I could eat that girl for lunch” but it’s the lady who was snatched through a wall or window or smth (Mrs. Avocet)
“I could eat that girl for lunch” but it’s the girls brother and you ate his eyes (Victor Bruntley)
“I could eat that girl for lunch” but it’s not a girl, it’s someone’s grandpa (Abe Portman)
“I could eat that girl for lunch” but it’s like every peculiar in the loop except for that girl (Melina Manon)
“I could eat that girl for lunch” but it’s some random old dude (Uncle Oggie)
“I could eat that girl for lunch” but SHE WAS STABBED WITH HER OWN ICICLE (Althea Grimmelwald)
#justice for althea#abe portman#mrs avocet#victor bruntley#melina manon#althea grimmelwald#mphfpc#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#i could eat that girl for lunch
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It might have been the hair (which isn’t really all that similar, but I JUST rewatched mphfpc a few days ago) or the fact that one of her eyes was a really bright color, but when I saw The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes today and saw Volumnia I immediately thought of Mr. Barron from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
#also her actor ATE#AND LUCKY FLICKERMAN???#MFGGGG BRO#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#volumnia gaul#viola davis#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#mphfpc#mr barron#samuel l jackson
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What did we leave off our TLOB Soundtrack?
#opinions welcome#feedback welcome#the language of birds#tlobrp inspirations#tlobrp#jonathan strange and mr. norrell#the nevers#the luminaries#lot no 249#carnival row#interview with the vampire#death comes to pemberley#pride and prejudice and zombies#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#bridgerton#dickinson#the secret of moonacre#miss scarlet and the duke#come away#the limehouse golem#doctor dolittle#tarzan#stardust#enola holmes#at the heart of the sea#pan's labyrinth#from time to time#the buccaneers#tom jones#jamaica inn
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Somebody make a fic out of this stat.
Mister Lauda's Home for Peculiar Children
Mister Lauda’s Home for Peculiar Children is the world’s only home for Peculiar teenagers, who have paranormal abilities, located in a time loop somewhere in the mountainous hinterland of Austria. To avoid persecution for being Peculiars, he and his children hide from the outside world in this time loop he created, allowing them to live the same day repeatedly and avoid aging as long as they stay inside it. Kimi is one of the oldest ��children” in Mr. Lauda’s Home, he is about 18 years old, but since he has lived in this house almost since its foundation, his real age has gone far beyond this limit. Kimi is, in fact, fire in human shape, because you need someone with a very cool head to control such a force. The fire in him is so strong that if Kimi stops restraining him, he is able to burn everything around for several tens or even hundreds of meters, while catching fire himself. But Kimi’s self-control is so highly evolved that his skin, despite the fact that there is literally a fire under it, is always cold, and he can control the amount of fire he releases. And the way it releases. Nico is one of Mr. Lauda’s strangest children. No one remembers when he appeared in the Home, but one day Mr. Lauda brought a man in a canvas bag on his head, who refused to take it off for a very long time. Nico is about 17 years old, and spent his childhood in the secret laboratories of the German Empire where scientists studied the possibility of using Nico’s abilities as a weapon. Nico’s strange nature is created in such a way that Nico himself attracts the eyes and instantly fascinates people, while Nico’s own gaze turns people into statues, condemning them to death in torment until their entire body turns to stone. Nico wears thick glasses, because of which he almost doesn’t distinguish colors, only very faded similarities, but these glasses protect the world from his snake eyes. Lewis is the second of Mr. Lauda’s older Peculiar children, but if the oldest, Kimi, is the living embodiment of fire, then Lewis is the living embodiment of smoke. He wears multicolored thick bandages on his face and almost never opens his mouth so as not to let out the smoke that he essentially consists of. His human body can completely dissolve, leaving a large cloud of dense black smoke in which it is impossible to breathe. But, like Kimi, he can control the amount of smoke he lets out, but he can never contain it completely if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut. Lewis communicates with the other children and Mr. Lauda using sign language. At the same time, Lewis is the only one (or almost the only one, they aren’t eager to check) Nico can look at without glasses, because his eyes can’t turn smoke into stone. Sebastian is Nico’s brother. No one knows if they’re real brothers or not, and the boys themselves always answer this question the same way. They’re brothers and that’s it. Sebastian was the second strange child that the scientists of the German Empire succeeded in getting, but it quickly became clear that his abilities couldn’t be used in any way. Seb talks to animals, he’s part of the nature around him and isn’t the kind of person, who’ll agree to somehow use his oddities if animals can suffer because of this. But Sebastian was kept in the cell next to Nico, and Mr. Lauda brought the boys home at the same time. One day, during experiments in the laboratory where the boys lived, something went wrong, and Nico’s unprotected gaze fell on Sebastian, which is why one of Seb’s brushes remained stone forever. No one knows why Sebastian didn’t completely petrify, but Mr. Lauda, like the boys themselves, believes that this is one of their peculiarities.
#f1#formula 1#f1 edit#f1 fandom#its miss peregrine's home for peculiar children#but its f1 au#i just have fun#alternative universe#au#mr lauda home for peculiar children#kimi raikkonen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#sebastian vettel
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Raven Hair and Emerald Eyes
(book! Miss Peregrine x Fem! Reader)
I hope you'll enjoy it!! :D
You have been in the loop for many years now, yet you could still vividly remember the day you saw it for the first time. Stepping your foot on the island was no accident. You were a long time in search of a home, and when finally one day an ymbryne offered you a place as a sort of assistant, you couldn’t contain your excitement and hit the road as soon as you packed your only bag. However, there was one issue. You had a terrible sense of orientation, and the brief set of instructions about its location scared you. You trailed the island far and wide, getting lost on multiple occasions, yet you still couldn’t find the entrance.
One day, however, when you were once again unsuccessfully returning to the shore to catch the last ferry off the island, a tall blond girl about 17 stopped you with a smile.
“Hello, Miss Y/L/N. Miss Peregrine has been expecting you. Come with me.”
From that day on you became a new inhabitant of the 1940 Cairnholm loop. The children warmed up to you instantly, and even Enoch—who you later learnt didn’t usually extend this courtesy to just anyone—was delighted by your presence.
The headmistress and ymbryne of the loop, a woman of disting Victorian appearance and raven hair, greeted you with open arms, if not as familiarly, keeping the kind of professional distance you’d have with a new co-worker. Even after months of living there, it was always ‘Miss Y/L/N here’ and ‘Miss Y/L/N there’.
It was your 14th month in the loop that she finally proposed a first-name basis kind of relationship and this offer didn’t extend to situations in front of the children up until a few months ago.
The peregrine was a peculiar woman in many ways—she intrigued you—and you realised all too late that you were slowly falling for her. It was the way she smiled when she thought that no one was watching, how her eyes lit up when she taught the children, the way she would gently pull on the sleeves of her dresses when she was nervous, or the passion with which she fiercely protected her children whenever a policeman knocked on their door with a complaint.
With each day, you fell deeper and deeper into the tangled depths of affection, and that scared you.
One evening, you got into a passionate discussion about the passage of time and age, and she casually mentioned she was born in the late 1870s. At that time, you believed this knowledge was of no special meaning to you since you were used to the birthdates of people around you going as far back as the 1500s. But as your admiration grew, you realised that this information might just signify a problem.
You didn’t know a lot about history, but the topic of acceptance of homosexual people and relationships was something you were quite familiar with. The late 19th century certainly wasn’t a time when you could openly confess your love for another woman, and you feared that growing up in such a time, Alma might share the same convictions. If you weren’t hesitant about sharing your feelings before, you were surely not going to find it easy now, so you decided to test the waters first.
Finally, the perfect day arrived. The children were playing in the garden; the sun was just in the right spot in the sky, and you summoned the courage to bring the topic up to Alma.
“I read this book recently,” you began, “And it’s quite good. I don't know if you know it. It’s Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf.” Alma replied with a raised eyebrow.
“You do realise that you're asking me if I’ve read one of the greatest works of modernist literature,” she said smugly, and you couldn’t help but blush a little at your clumsy way of approaching the subject.
“Of course, sorry. Well, then I suppose you do remember Clarissa mentioning falling in love with her best friend.” Alma visibly froze at that.
“Yes.”
You felt a lump growing in your throat. “How do you feel about that sort of thing, if I may ask?”
She scanned your face for a moment, her emerald eyes boring deep into yours as if searching for something. The living room felt suddenly too small for the two of you.
“Is there any specific reason you're asking?”
“N-No.” You mentally cursed at the slight stutter in your answer.
Alma finally tore her eyes away, leaving you breathless; however, still awaiting her answer.
“I'm no monster. Why should one’s life be less valid than someone else’s just because they love outside the constraints of our rigid society’s expectations? We are all people, aren’t we? And humanity’s greatest strength is the love we have for one another. Love makes life worth living. If each of us loved just a little more, the world would be a better place.”
As you felt your eyes water, you discovered you were never going to be able to reach the bottom of the ocean of love you felt for this woman, and you weren’t sure you wanted to.
She must have mistaken your silence for unease, so she asked. “Do you hold a different view?”
“No! Birds no. You- You just phrased it beautifully.” You smiled at her, and when you saw her face bloom like a flower, you couldn't help but blush once again.
But as you also learnt the first week in this house, peace never lasts, so before you could reach out and pull a mischievous strand of hair out of her face, little Claire ran into the room.
This conversation warmed your heart for weeks, lighting a spark of hope inside you. Maybe there was some hope for you. But still, you didn’t feel ready to confess your love for her, so you were trying to come up with ways to show her how much she meant to you without saying as much. You would remember any little thing that she told you because what she found interesting you held dear to your heart. You would recommend her books that reminded you of her, collect her favourite flowers to display in vases around the house or shower her with compliments whenever you got the chance.
You were flirting, and she was oblivious to it. Maybe she didn’t realise it or she was just letting you down slowly; you couldn’t tell. Her cheeks would redden each time and she’d go on to say something like, such affections needn’t be shown to her as she looks the same as she does every day, and being a good ymbryne doesn’t have to earn her compliments. To that, you’d respond that she doesn’t get appreciated enough and that would win a bright smile from her.
“And ‘good’ is an understatement.”
In between your duties as an assistant, you would also often spend little bits of free time on the mainland in the city library, scavenging the shelves for books you could read together. Going to the counter with another stack of books, you’d meet the gaze of the new librarian, a man in his early thirties with short blond hair and kind brown eyes. You never talked much besides the pleasantries.
Once you’d get home with the loot, Alma would meet you at the door to help you bring the book into the study.
This has been going on for about six months. You and Alma grew closer each day, but at some point, you’ve come to the sad realisation that she saw you as only a friend. For a time, you lied to yourself, saying it was more than enough for you. However, as the days went by, the beautiful feeling of falling deeper in love with her became a cruel, dragging force that slowly suffocated you.
You needed to escape and that was the time the guy behind the counter first spoke to you beyond politeness. His name was Jonathan, and the two of you quickly bonded over your shared love for astronomy. You would sometimes wait for him at the end of his shift, and you’d have lunch together in the nearby park. He would tell you about his life and family—of how unaccepting his father was when he told him he was bisexual. In turn, you told him how your parents freaked out when they found out you liked women, leaving out the fact that it was in the 1960s. And the more you got to know him, the more you were using him as a way to avoid Alma.
As you were one day in the park again, he turned to you with this strange look in his eyes. He told you he liked you and that even though he knew about your feelings for someone else, he would very much like to go on a date with you even if your heart wasn’t entirely in it—as friends, he said. Then he continued to make a speech about how you shouldn’t stay unhappy forever just because one person doesn’t see how amazing you are. You got teary-eyed and knowing you had no chance with Alma you finally decided to take a step to move on.
“Alma?” You were just in the living room, enjoying your siesta. Alma was seated, or rather, strangely bird-like nestled, in an armchair by the window, reading a book. She tilted her head, her eyes staying on the text to the very last moment before she met your gaze. She was sometimes so much like a bird, and you found every bit endearing.
“Yes?”
“I was wondering if I could spend the evening on the mainland,” you said nervously, feeling strangely guilty, like a child lying to their parents about who broke the living room window. She smiled in confusion.
“You know you don’t have to ask. You’re no prisoner, Y/N.” She chuckled lightly. “You know I trust you to make your own decision and keep yourself safe in the process. Just make sure you catch the last ferry back to the island so the children and I don’t have to worry all night,” and with that, her eyes returned to her book.
“Aren’t you curious what I’ll be doing?” Was your absence really that indifferent to her? Alma closed her book with a clap.
“Polite persons aren’t nosy, but if you’re so excited to tell me, then be my guest,” she smiled.
You took a deep breath. “I’ve met someone.”
If her face had betrayed anything you hadn’t noticed—not a single identifiable emotion—yet, as if a dark veil had been drawn over it.
“Oh,” was all she said before returning to her book. You had secretly hoped she’d say more than that.
“It’s a date,” you added in a desperate attempt to get a reaction from her.
“I figured,” she stated simply. Your heart ached at the lack of care, and you made your way to the door.
“Y/N?” You stopped in your tracks. “Enjoy your rendezvous.”
The door slammed behind you.
You met Jonathan in the small city square, and from there you went to ‘the best restaurant in town’ as he called it regardless of the bizarre reality that there was only one.
The date passed in a blur. You sat at a table in the corner of the establishment and ordered wine. Jonathan talked and talked, and you felt terrible that you didn’t pay any attention as, in the gloom of the room his light hair turned dark, and after a few glasses, his eyes turned green, and all you could see was her in her dark Victorian dress, smiling across the table.
When the clock struck nine you finally separated, for a quarter to ten was when the last ferry to the island departed. He insisted on escorting you to the harbor but you rejected his offer as you felt you needed to be alone.
The shipman was a little annoyed that he had to sail to the island with just one passenger, but when you gave him triple the amount needed for one ticket, he stopped fussing.
Your hair moved in the wind as you watched the dark sea, occasionally noticing the dark shadow of one of the many wrecks on the bottom, quietly awaiting saviour. You slightly stretched over the railing, and gazing upon your reflection in the dark waters, you realised you too felt like a wreck. Cold, and alone, and lifeless. Shivers ran down your spine, and you pulled your coat closer around you.
On the island, you stumbled back to the old tomb, grateful you walked the dangerous path so many times that now you knew it well enough to navigate it in the dark. Carefully laying one foot in front of the other, you made your way into the loop entrance.
You found Alma in the living room by the table, leaning over a glass of orange liquid. Her raven hair was cascading like a waterfall over her shoulders, its ends getting lost in the sea of green velvet of her tea gown. She twirled the liquid in her glass before she tilted her head back and emptied it into her throat. Appearing to be greatly troubled, she vigorously rubbed her temples.
Without a second thought, you moved forward in a desperate attempt to comfort her and accidentally bumped your toe into a coffee table. Pain shot through your body, and you swore under your breath.
“You’re back; how wonderful. How was it with that lover of yours?” said Alma with a fake smile plastered on her face.
You slowly walked over to the table, and sank down in a chair across from Alma.
“I presume it didn’t go well?”
“I suppose you could say that, yes.” You met her eyes, and what you saw in them broke you. You couldn’t have seen it from the door, but up close you were certain she had been crying.
“What happened to you?”
“Oh, this. Nothing. It doesn’t matter.” Rubbing her eyes she muttered, ”Would you like some?” and changed the subject by gesturing to her glass.
You decided that you were too overwhelmed with your own turmoil to help hers so you decided to let it slide.
“Might as well.”
She reached for the bottle and filled her glass. Then she slowly slid it towards you. Without a word spoken, you lifted the glass to your lips. The alcohol was already room temperature, but you didn’t mind and let the comfortable burn consume you.
“You never drink whisky.”
“I do now. But that’s not important,” she said, taking the bottle in her hand to look at the label. “I think I hate it,” she added so nonchalantly that you chuckled. Your eyes met.
“I need to tell you something,” both of you blurted out suddenly.
“Please, you go first.”
“I don’t think that’s-”
“Please.”
“Alright,” she replied hesitantly. Straightening her posture and clearing her throat, she reached over the table and caught your hands in hers. Even though it was fairly dark, you still clearly saw that her cheeks were crimson. And as she looked at you and you looked at her, you were sure she wasn’t alone.
“You- You might think me a delusional old woman, but…just yesterday, I would have sworn you fancied me.”
You froze, chills running down your back instantly.
“I know it’s silly. I suppose I saw what I-” she paused, looking at your joined hands.
“Go on. Please,” you squeezed them. Her nervous eyes darted back to yours.
“People see what they want to see,” she began hesitantly. “And I so desperately wanted you to feel the same.”
“W-what do you mean?” She closed her eyes, her eyebrows furrowed.
“Don’t make me say it just so you can reject me.” If you weren’t red before, now you most definitely were. Without giving you a single glance she let go of you and hid her face in her hands.
“You mean you-”
“Yes,” she muttered sharply, flustration lacing her words. The distance between you suddenly felt unbearable.
“You fancy me?” you asked once more in joyous disbelief. Alma slowly sank in her seat lower and lower, her face still hidden in her palms.
“Stop asking,” she whispered.
Your chair screeched as you sharply pushed it from the table, jumping to your feet, and now you stood over Alma.
Finally, she doubtfully looked up, her emerald eyes filled with fear, hope, admiration.
Not waiting for another second, you leaned down, putting one hand on the backrest of her chair for support. As you were now inches away from each other you witnessed Alma’s expression rapidly change. Her face grew redder and her eyes darkened.
“W-what are you doing?” she stammered as you hesitantly stroked her cheek.
“Can I kiss you?” you asked, not being able to contain your smile any longer.
For a moment her eyes darted between yours, checking for any sign of mockery.
And then you felt two hands pulling you down by the collar, and before you realised what was happening, your lips were pressed against hers in a tender kiss.
The wheels of time stopped and it was just you and her. You felt her hands in your hair, the warmth of her body against yours, her hair against your cheek. It felt perfect and real, and it made you feel warm and cared for.
The amount of love with which Alma gazed at you when you pulled away would fill even the deepest ocean—it would reach the furthest star in the galaxy. And you were certain her expression mirrored yours because, right there, you felt the happiest you’ve ever been.
#alma lefay peregrine#mphfpc#miss peregrines home for peculiar children#alma peregrine#miss peregrine#ymbryne#fanfic#alma peregrine x reader#miss peregrine x reader#miss peregrine book
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𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬
!!REQUEST REQUIREMENTS!!
-> state the character, romantic or platonic, the format of the request, and a plot
-> do you have any specifics for the reader? blonde, poc, male, neurodivergent, etc? (please keep in mind i will write poc readers but i’m white so they may be a little difficult for me)
-> requests are preferred to be sent through inbox, but i can make dms work if needed
-> PLEASE ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR REQUEST!! ITS VERY HARD FOR ME TO WRITE “____ x reader fluff” GIVE ME A PLOT LINE
!!WHAT I WILL WRITE!!
-> platonic
-> romantic
-> familial
-> any gender x any gender
-> headcanons
-> long fics
-> multi character
-> blurbs
-> poly relationships
-> x reader
-> i will only write cheating if it’s a character comforting r after being cheated on, not a character cheating on r
!!WHAT I WONT WRITE!!
-> smut (i’m 15)
-> yandere
-> most aus, ask about the specific au before requesting an au
-> incest
-> age gaps
-> canonical gay/lesbian character x a man (if lesbian) or a woman (if gay)
-> song fics
-> things about ocs
-> ships
-> sunshine x grumpy tropes, i’m horrible at this trope
character list
keeper of the lost cities
sophie foster, dex dizznee, fitz vacker, keefe sencen, biana vacker, marella redek, maruca chebota, tam song, linh song, wylie endal, jensi babblos, stina heks, elwin hesledge
harry potter
harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, sirius black, james potter, remus lupin, mary macdonald, marlene mckinnon, lily evans, dorcas meadows, regulus black, barty crouch jr, narcissa black, andromeda black, bellatrix lestrange
ride the cyclone
ocean o’connell rosenberg, noel gruber, mischa bachinski, ricky potts, jane doe/penny lamb, constance blackwood
the outsiders
ponyboy curtis, johnny cade, sodapop curtis, darry curtis, steve randall, twobit matthews, dallas winston, cherry valance
the school for good and evil
agatha, sophie, tedros, hort, hester, anadil, dot, nicola, rhian mistral, rafal mistral, clarissa dovey, leonora lesso
little women
jo march, amy march, beth march, meg march, laurie
dracula
dracula, lucy westenra, arthur holmwood, john seward, mina harker, abraham van helsing, renfield, quincey morris, jonathan harker, the brides
frankenstein
victor frankenstein, elizabeth lavenza, henry clerval, adam frankenstein, justine mortiz, ernest frankenstein, the bride
dr jekyll and mr hyde
henry jekyll, edward hyde, richard enfield, gabriel utterson, hastie lanyon, lucy harris
phantom of the opera
christine daaé, erik destler, raoul de chagney, meg giry, carlotta giudicelli
the mighty ducks
charlie conway, adam banks, lester averman, guy germaine, connie moreau, fulton reed, dean portman, julie gaffney, ken wu, luis mendoza, dwayne robertson
david bowie
david bowie, ziggy stardust, jareth, thomas jerome newton, celliers
daisy jones and the six
daisy jones, billy dunne, graham dunne, karen sirko, warren rhodes, pete loving/roundtree, eddie loving/roundtree, camila dunne, simone jackson
doctor who bbc
ninth doctor, tenth doctor, eleventh doctor, twelfth doctor, rose tyler, jack harkness, mickey smith, donna noble, martha jones, clara oswald, river song, amy pond, rory williams, simm! master, missy/gomez master
miss peregrines home for peculiar children
jacob portman, emma bloom, millard nulling, enoch o’connor, olive elephanta, alma peregrine
good omens
crowley, aziraphale, ineffable husbands (poly), beelzebub <3, gabriel, ineffable bureaucracy (poly), nina, maggie, nina and maggie (poly), anathema
what we do in the shadows
nandor the relentless, nadja of antipaxos, laszlo cravensworth, colin robinson, guillermo de la cruz, the guide, baron afanas
yellowjackets
shauna shipman, lottie matthews, misty quigley, taissa turner, van palmer, natalie scatoricco, jackie taylor, travis martinez
miscellaneous characters
sarah williams, bernard the elf, rodrick heffley, varian, lisa frankenstein, the creature (lisa frankenstein)
UPCOMING FANDOMS : star trek, american horror story, torchwood, x-men, gossip girl, hannibal, sherlock, ghosts, house md
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another spicy art poll!
yes they're going to get their behinds beat~
#twilight#bella swan#edward cullen#hellcrew#sanityshorror#julius doherty#killian lynch#pokemon#mewtwo#kuroshitsuji#black butler#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#creepypasta#jeff the killer#slenderman#wadanohara and the great blue sea#watgbs#samekichi#mphfpc#mrs peregrines home for peculiar children#jacob portman
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no thats exactly what im thinking about too, i feel like the super ancient books would just turn into ash if they were taken out of it, sooo if you leave a person or a body in there….. yeah
fun sacred library fact: the reason the library is so special is because it has a spell on it that preserves everything inside, which means no books, no matter how old, can decay when they’re inside of it. this applies to people too
#i kind of got this idea from Mrs Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children#like how the people are trapped in a time loop from one day in the 1940s#and they literally say if the people ever leave the time loop and go into the modern day#they will straight up turn into bones. like holy shit thats so metal#ok im rambling i just think the possibility of some weird time stagnance in the sacred library is really cool
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We are not judging how bad the movie is, we are judging which adapted the book the worst. There are good movies that are bad adaptions.
Propaganda below the cut (spoilers may apply)
Persuasion:
They massacred my girl!! That is not Anne Elliot!! The whole point is that she's beaten down and thinks she's missed her chance at happiness and is bullied by her family, not making mean and snarky nods to the camera :( They completely missed the whole point of the dynamic and it's SICKENING! They also cut Mrs Smith who is arguably one of the most important characters as she highlights Anne's lack of focus on title and rank and her family's comparative obsession with it + it's only through her that Anne learns about Mr Elliot's true nasty nature. Also they cut the 'I am half agony, half hope' line from Wentworth's letter at the end so what's even the POINT of adapting it if you don't have that!! Oh my god!! My poor favourite Austen novel :( (I do want to make it very very clear that my issues with the movie come from the writing and adaptation and not in any way from the race blind casting. The casting is superb and I'm genuinely so disappointed that they got such a bad adaptation bc so many of the cast are literally perfect)
Where do I even start? They tried to 'modernize' both the protagonist and the love story and managed to take out everything that made it good in the first place. Anne Elliot in the novel is quiet and good and helpful, full of regret. In the movie, she constantly turns to the audience to mock everyone around her, feeling so much better than everyone, to the point where nobody understands why Captain Wentworth would still be in love with her, or have fallen in love with her in the first place. Eight years before the plot starts, she broker her engagement to him because she was persuaded by a family friend that it was a bad idea. No way would movie!Anne have let herself be persuaded. They just tried to do a Fleabag/Emma type of thing without understanding what made either the novel or those two things work and thereby ruined it completely
Whoever made this didn't understand the point of the novel at all. They completely screwed up the character of Anne Elliot (the protagonist), which in turn screws the rest of the movie, as the original story only works because Anne is the way she is. Also, it's a period piece but the characters are talking in modern slang the entire time. And not in a clever way but in a very cringey one. If Jane Austen knew, she'd probably turn in her grave, and rightfully so.
Maximum Ride:
The storyline makes absolutely no sense, and the movie is nothing like the book. You could've given the movie an entirely different name and and keep the plot I wouldn't bat an eye
the movie's just bad mate
Horrendous low budget netflix movie with effects so bad they make me feel physically ill and acting so wooden the cast is in danger of being attacked by lumberjacks. The story already wasn't the best and the film somehow made it worst. I came in with nostalgia for my dear kids with bird wings and left never to be the same again.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children:
While Miss Peregrine was one of my favorite books as a kid and incredibly unique in the way the story is written (The author basically took a box of weird antique photographs and created an underlying story behind a handful of them) the movie is incredibly boring. Like seriously I can't remember a single goddamn thing about the movie besides my extreme disappointment with it after leaving the theatres. It's probably because the original is a trilogy but they didn't want to make it a trilogy for the movie so they just scrapped the ending of the first book and rewrote a shitty climax where they threw snowballs at the nightmare child eating creatures or something. I remember THAT scene perfectly because it was so, so dumb. It was so stupid oh my God- ALSO, thank God I have a copy of the book from before the film came out because new copies don't have one of the photographs that the actual book uses as a base anymore and instead have the shitty movie poster! We truly do live in a society.
Changed way too much so it doesn't feel like the same thing. The main characters are these kids with different abilities (called peculiarities) and the movie switches around their powers and changes almost everyone's age. Emma and Olive switch powers so that Emma now floats (they also added that she can kind of control air to some extent) when she's supposed to have fire powers to match her fiery personality. Olive can make fire now and she's also aged up from an eight year old to a teenager and put her in this weird romance with Enoch. Enoch is also aged up from a grumpy thirteen year old to around the same age as Olive. Bronwyn, one of the older kids in the book and sort of a motherly figure to the younger kids, is now one of the youngest kids. Hugh and Fiona are aged down and basically have no interaction at all in the movie, even when their book counterparts had such a good relationship. The only one they didn't really change was Horace and Jacob. They also added these gorgon twins that do like two things. The antagonist in the movie is Mr. Barron who honestly isn't super memorable and isn't in the books whatsoever. The ending of the movie is weird too because they manage to turn back time somehow so Jacob's grandfather isn't dead and then he hops through loops so he can be with Emma and the other peculiars. I guess the problem of wights and hollowgasts is magically eliminated and we do not have to deal with the consequences. It took six books to fix everything. I appreciate that the movie engaged me enough to read the series but once I did, I could not believe they did my kids that dirty.
Yikes where to start. The 3 girl characters are all mixed up. There are 2 teens, one who's super strong and has a brother (I'll get back to him) and one who controls fire and is the love interest named Emma. The third girl is a child called Olive who floats. She's lighter than air.
In the movie, strong girl is the child, olive is now the fire girl and is for some reason super introverted, and Emma the love interest floats and gets given a super breath??? Power?? Like she rises a sunken ship by blowing in and keeps a man blown against a wall by blowing air at him. He makes a remark that she'll run out of breath eventually, which happens here because plot convenience, but not when she's blowing in the sunken ship.
The enemies in the book are terrifying Hollows. Creatures who have lost themselves and devour souls of those with powers... The movie decides they eat eyes now. And turn human again. And get busted up in a fair for the final act of the movie. Ugh.
The movie also decides randomly that time travelling through the loops is a thing; a loop being a pocket of time that replays the same day over and over. But apparently this means Main Character can travel back in time and stop his grandfather dying??? What?? His grandfathers death is the whole start of the movie and motivation for the character.
The movie undermines many of things that made the book amazing and even decides it's not a trilogy anymore!! Fuck the other 2 books, right?!
Tldr; it is terribly hollywood-ised and t tim Burton ruined a franchise by trying too hard to make it quirky and fun when the books already had a brilliant sombre and interesting tone to them.
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whimsical movies
my letterboxd-deminetly
The Secret of NIMH 1982
The Spiderwick Chronicles 2008
Return to Oz 1985
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium 2007
The Secret Garden 1993
City of Ember 2008
Crimson Peak 2015
The Dark Crystal 1982
Pan's Labyrinth 2006
A Wrinkle in Time 2003
The NeverEnding Story 1984
The BFG 2016
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004
Strawberry Mansion 2021
Labyrinth 1986
Where the Wild Things Are 2009
Bridge to Terabithia 2007
Beetlejuice 1988
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children 2016
Song of the Sea 2014
Veronica 1972
I Believe in Unicorns 2014
Alice in Wonderland 2010
Stardust 2007
The Little Mermaid 1976
Moonrise Kingdom 2012
The Shape of Water 2017
Belladonna of Sadness 1973
The Last Unicorn 1982
Poor Little Rich Girl 1965
Alice in Wonderland 1999
The Company of Wolves 1984
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i need to scramble finding a novel to read for my english assignment (I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO PICK ONE TODAY)
do you have any recs
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here’s the ones i think of first
13 reasons why
the perks of being a wallflower
OMG OMG
MRS PEREGRINES HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN
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