#mr. witty

[furiouskettle]

i saw the post and immediately thought of cliff

[introverting-rn]

don’t mean to be disrespectful but. i’m not sure why y’all are so excited about apollo justice coming out? like i think we’ve known for a while lol boy ain’t subtle

[circushound]

Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing.. there were monsters.

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Immortal X-Men #2

[britneyshakespeare]

not until i started reading restoration and post-restoration plays written by women like aphra behn and susanna centlivre did i fully understand romantic comedy on another level. the male love interests are just built better. like as much as i love a midsummer night's dream, if i were hermia i would never risk death or a forced life in a nunnery for lysander. no. hell no. he's just ken. but if i were miranda would i risk my thirty-thousand-pound inheritance to elope with sir george airy? if i were leticia would i contemplate leaving behind my country and my hated old husband i was tricked into marrying the second i learn that belmour is still alive, to live with his banished ass in exile? hm. let me thin—yes.

[ameliacf13]

the only thing I have learned from reading the first volume of "Pride & Prejudice" is that I'm too stupid for school

[theuprisen]

The quick brown fox jumped on the lazy dog.

From Ripley 2024 (Netflix)

[bybdolan]

Sports RPF is so fascinating to me because a lot of it just uses the players' bodies as a canvas to project some random personality onto ... or at least that is what it feels like.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

👑😂🦎👶🖤 Our bby girl Val making the other baby stop crying on the plane.

Source : my homemade gifs from the doors deleted scenes

[moonextinguisher]

[ofyorkshire]

I love BJ's easy, good-natured sassing.

[exsqueezememacaroni]

an important message X

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Fantastic Four!

By Leonardo Romero

[fideidefenswhore]

Although Buckingham had lacked the common touch, he had been on good terms with Margaret [Pole] and her children, and this connection was to prove costly. On 7 May [1521], Sir William Fitzwater reported that Henry Pole, Lord Montague, had been arrested, along with his father-in-law, Lord Bergavenny. As for Arthur Pole, he was expelled from court, having reportedly asked Lord Leonard Grey to 'write concerning the imprisonment of the duke'; although exactly what Grey was supposed to write, much less to whom, went unreported by the source for this information, a Richard Pace. Pace also added that 'concerning the Lady Salisbury, the matter is under debate because of her nobility and goodness.' Whatever the meaning of this murky statement, Margaret was clearly tainted by her connection with the doomed duke, for she lost her position in [Princess] Mary's household.

Margaret Pole: The Countess in the Tower, Susan Higginbotham

[coquette2004]

This is like the plot of EVERY Jane Austen novel ever:

Novelist getting pursued by dissolute man who doesn't understand her books but loves them anyway!

🤣😂🤣😂

I kind of love that one of Jane Austen's biggest fans was the Prince Regent (later George IV). She didn't think very well of the nobility in general, but she motherfucking hated him, a wastrel who very flagrantly cheated on his wife.

But he loved her writing, was the first recorded purchaser of Sense and Sensibility, and kept copies of her books in all his residences. She never made enough from her writing to live on during her lifetime, so this wasn't support she could casually toss aside. His librarian kept suggesting ideas for new books to her, which she turned down with exquisite politeness. Much to her aggravation, she found herself obliged to dedicate Emma to the man.

Local Novelist Is So Talented She Can't Beat Royal Patron Off With A Stick

[submitwittyblognamehere]

Saw electric light orchestra last night and just wanted to say that that concert was so fuckin cool you guys. The median age of the audience was probably somewhere around 58, and my brother and I had several people comment on how young we were which was funny since my brother and I have both been adults for at least 2 years now, but I get it loll. Anyway here's some pictures to share the fantastic lighting!