#mr. pregsident they hit the second felix!

[feliciacrowmotion]

never read the book, never watched the movie

but I can't believe Dr. Gaul infused the leader of Panem with a uterus and then got Mpregsident Ravinstill preggie and then mid-wifed Felix (and Felicia) into existence

[feliciacrowmotion]

Never watched the book, never read the movie but the actor has read me..... hi guys, I'm saying this as Lu and not felicia but the bit has officially gone too far. I started this as a meme to join abyssal in the Ravinstill madness...but now I've flown way too close to the sun and this evening, there I was reading my morning mpreg news paper (reader-response shout out) alongside my evening boba..I SAW MYSELF IN THE HEADLINES AND NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. @scandalouslamb I'm truly sorry I broke girl code and usurped your man like how he usurped that other player's king in that chess game he was playing on insta. like how tf?!?!.....I've never consumed tbosas media IM A MEME ACCOUNT and to everyone else... its been nice knowing you, but felicia must take to the skies (see you next week) #I'mcancellingmyselfandabyssal

[feliciacrowmotion]

never read the movie, never watched the book

but but way back in the years of yonder I thought it'd be kinda funny if Katniss was secretly a Ravinstill, and her fighting against crust rat bastard Snow is Felix's indirect from the grave way of usurping back his rightful throne (he missed the taste of the lamb that comes with being alive in high society... how scandalous). I was told that Katniss's father died in an explosion and my first thought was EVEN BETTER So then to make this crack theory work I figured that Dr. SeaGaul would repeat her fav experiment and use Felix's body to mpreg give birth to Katniss (she rose from his womb like the phoenix she is(level 2 parenthesis ig technically he rose from the ashes of his own womb) ...wtf is a mockingjay again?) but then I realized 1. this reminded me too much of Rei/Rey?/Ray? from star wars stealing the Skywalker name after not deserving it so it made me get the headcanon ick 2. this theory lowkey implies that Dr. SeaGaul would have to replicate this experiment to a T....meaning she'd have to mpreg Felix(or like his half exploded corpse?)....BUT the first law of crowmotion states that the baby must be the gender of the "mom" so FELICIA CROWMOTION IS THE TRUE MOTHER OF KATNISS EVERDEEN RAVINSTILL?!?! (we love when the oc intertwines seamlessly with the plot) and that's toxic yuri