#mr slenderman alien himself

[kirillmarchenko]

u cant hate wemby hes such a little nerd

[grazer-razor]

i'll just update the list

safesearched -"lickitung memes" (unlike conkeldurr and bubble beam, "lickitung" by itself wasn't safesearched)(i am also certain that it was only safesearched due to the first result being an advice animals meme with "sexually oblivious" in the title) -"triple Q" (anyone who draws anime girls will be safesearched. when will google learn.) -"buff riku" & "buff riku memes" (google just doesn't get what it means for something to be a fucking joke.) -"pizzahead memes" (yes, while "peppino memes" wasn't safesearched, mr. jolly himself DID have his memes safesearched. thank the tumblr sexyman people) -"burgerpants" (you know your life sucks when google thinks you're explicit) -"noisette pizza" -"virovirokun" -"gus fring"/"gus fring memes" -"mettaton neo memes" (why.) -"yamask memes" ("yamask" wasn't safesearched. however, despite the semi-creepy tones, there was nothing explicit to be found.) ("cured" as of aug 18) -"ika musume memes"(yet "ika musume" WASN'T safesearched. glad to know where your priorities lie)(cured as of aug 18) -"greninja memes"(the only actual inappropriate pic was a picture of greninja near a tongue shaped like a noose. pretty edgy but nowhere near graphic) -"duskull memes"(my guess is that it was because of lopunny fusions, which were not even that explicit. if they want to label MILDLY suggestive characters they will learn the consequences of their actions) -"pekora memes" -"cosmo the seedrian" -"dipper taco bell"

not safesearched -"miku greentext memes" -"dame tu cosita" -"tails doll" -"adeleine memes" (this one was surprising because not only were some memes weird, but there were also pics from mouthporn dot com) (afflicted as of aug 21) -"josh duggar" -"oliver sansweet" -"ripped yoshi" -"florida man memes" -"nasty pants" (yeah, i know. i'm just as surprised as you are) -"siivagunner" (triple Q got safesearched. siiva didn't. strange-o.) -"majira" (given furries' reputation, how did a furry not get safesearched) -"FNF memes" (yeah, pizza tower characters got safesearched, but not "friday night fu*kin'". i know.) -"pizza tower memes" (but at least it wasn't a total loss!) -"attack helicopter memes" (????????) -"cloverfield monster" (PT and SS got safesearched, but not an eldritch creature. idk anymore) -"cthulhu" -"mother 3" -"the matrix" -"squidbagging" -"420"/"420 memes" -"i got fish to catch" (when you google it, you will understand...) -"kario" (anime and TGT pulled up) -"jon arbuckle puppies memes"/"jon arbuckle litter" (enough said.) -ambyu-lance -"shintoe"/"shitno" (HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!) -"filthy frank" (H O W) -"breaking bad memes" (gus fring memes got safesearched but not breaking bad memes as a whole. this is unjust.) -"MTT memes" -"og and grog" (it pulls up something strangely edgy. not sure why it wasn't safesearched instead of mettaton neo memes) -"greentext"/"greentext memes" -"nasty pants memes" -"slenderman" (meanwhile hypno gets safesearched) -"all 8 pages" -"pizza tower war" -"johnny c"/"johnny nny c" -"spider shantae" -"miltank"/"miltank memes"(how did conkeldurr get targeted but not udders pokemon)(afflicted as of aug 18) -"pepe the frog"/"pepe the frog memes" -"killer bean" (google is literally the type to safesearch a slime with teeth but not a killer bean) -"caliborn" (...and a psychopathic skull alien who is responsible for many casualties) -"cat beast 9" (...and that creature...) -"werehog sonic"/"werehog sonic memes"(you'd think google would attack giant furry monsters that fangirls would simp over...) -"hog rider memes" -"reaper puppet"(yeah, i know. specimens 2 and 4 got safesearched but not something equally scary) -"nadim pourtant" -"sonic 2 XL"/"sonic 2 XL memes"(inconsistent standards are inconsistent) -"bidet memes" -"haypil" -"incineroar memes"(it got away, but "greninja memes" didn't...) -"lincoln strangling peppino"(for... some reason...) -"pizzascare" -"kenshiro"(when shadow the hedgehog characters get safesearched but not ken!) -"abraham tower"/"guardian union of nations" -"jesse james" -"korone memes"(ashley warioware memes gets safesearched but not this. why.) -"mario and luigi memes" -"rick memes"/"pickle rick memes" -"momiji inubashiri" -"uboa" -"sors bandeam"/"sors bandeam memes"(so casey homestuck and gerald robotnik are explicit but not a kid who got killed?) -"order 66"(they fucked up my boy george r. binks but not order 66) -"change da world" -"spongebob ripped pants memes"(i thought the butthole edit was gonna show up, but guess not) -"freddy scream" -"omega flowey"/"omega flowey memes" -"zandatsu memes" -"there's a bomb in the lasagna"/"there's a bomb in the lasagna memes" -"mr. popo" -"scrap baby"/"scrap baby memes" -"wet willy" -"josh duggar memes" -"desert chainsaw"/"desert chainsaw crocodile" -"blacephalon"/"blacephalon memes"

[creepypastalover97]

Time for another creepypasta au headcannon.

Today’s headcannon is x-virus.

And to let you know I will be writing him as a proxy

Enjoy

. On top of missions and work he has. How he does it? No one knows . He’s serious when it comes to his job as a proxy, not as much as Masky or hoodie. But he would come in third place in that department.

. He’s very hesitant to work with a team. even more so resistant as it seemed that the others had an already established bond so he felt like an outsider. kinda shiver aside his feelings about it, giving off his normal cold exterior. takes a long time but he eventually starts to trust and rely on them

. Are we allowed to talk about the fact that he found his brother and they immediately knew who each other was or is that just not to be spoken of?? Is that an off limit conversation?? They have brother’s intuition ig. I think Slender was like

“yo your brother is gonna be visiting the woods today look out”- slenderman to toby

and this motherfucker went SPRINTING in.

. his style of killing isn’t really about blood list or torture it’s get in, get the job done, and leave. but like all scientists sometimes he has a new toy he wants to try out. saves his last kill to try out his viruses as there is sometimes a short amount of time in which someone injected can escape. sometimes it’s not about trying something new; he just wants to be a dramatic bitch about things.

. Sometimes he kills with normal objects too , but he doesn’t like to. He likes to see how the body reacts to certain chemicals. He once accidentally tortured one of his victims by making them drink bleach. He just wanted to see if anything would happen. Turns out it’s not good for the human body. :) He also made someone eat nothing but soap and deodorant for 3 months.

. He would totally become one of those resident evil mad scientist type. He would create mutants and alien-like beings to destroy the world. He’s always been the type to try to find new solutions to problems, so he would originally start the virus by just trying to be good. Lmao how that blew up so bad is beyond his concern.

. likes doing the most random-ass experiments on people, even if he knows the outcome already

. Cody will experiment on himself with new viruses he’s made. He found that just watching people flop around for a few can get boring, so he decided to try a few of his viruses on himself which have resulted in a number of things:

- discoloring of the lips

- skin becoming paler than average ( almost white with a green undertone)

- nails have grown to become almost claw-like

- nails are permanently black

- his sclera ( the white part of your eyes) has become black while his irises now glow.

- animal-like habits; such as crawling on all fours, catching prey and eating it ( rabbits, boar, squirrels, etc.)

- vascular and discoloring of the veins (green)

. he's very good at reading people

. adhd central

. Very sarcastic, like he is the epitome of sarcasm. Can not get a proper response out of hair, at all

. has a lot of scars and scratches because he’s very clumsy

. band/theatre kid energy

. likes watching the bill n ted movies for some reason, along with that, he likes unrealistic movies a lot

. plays fortnite (he just likes the characters)

. get's rlly excited about things quickly

. Cody is not allowed on missions alone with Masky anymore after he almost got masky killed on accident. I think it was an accident?? He basically played with a kids science kit as Masky got his ass beat by some middle aged ex marine

.has a slight lisp, hates when people talk about it

. has heterochromia :)

. He and Toby commit arson together

. He’s punched Jeff a few times, can’t stand ass-holes or bullies

. While his brother Toby is great with Sally, Cody’s way more awkward with her until one day she comes to him crying because Mr D’s ripped, He sews him up for her (He can stitch, Jane taught him)

. X-virus is one of the only proxies who have not developed a ability for some unknown reason. Some theorize it’s because of all the viruses he experimented with on himself that it stunted him from developing one.

. He loves cats, they’re so affectionate!

. Halloween is his favourite holiday. Circe, Toby, and him trick or treat every time and egg houses

. Hangs out with EJ, they both talk about science and new ways to test the human body

. Very Introverted

. He likes to daydream about a dating someone alot, He wants someone to love him in his life

. Tbh he likes to flirt with random people out and about just by telling them weird body facts. He once hit on a girl saying that blood is a great egg substitute. He likes to keep people on their toes.

. This man has a jawline that could cut paper. Attractive looking motherfucker. God’s creation. (Its from all the years of fighting off Apollo, he’ll tell you. In all honesty it’s just his recessive gene speaking through.)

. Great at gambling because hes good at deducing things

. Tbh he’s a god at debates. Since he likes to learn new things all the time, he’s actually very well versed in politics and social deconstruction. He likes to learn about the evils of the government and find ways to make people dislike it.

. Cody really likes to deep dive into anything he finds an interest in

If any of the pastas he is friends with or you like something, he is down to find everything there is to know about it . Like he has it all absorbed and watched and read about in a few days.

. Cody also tends to zone out, so finding something that interests him is a way to keep grounded and focused

. He collects little knickknacks from things he likes. He has little figurines, pins, stickers, etc

. He has his lab and does a whole bunch of cool shit. Cody wears a lab coat when he’s in his lab, but when he’s going out on a mission, then he wears his hoodie.

. Cody likes crab apples and oranges, but spaghetti is his main comfort food

. Cody has an interest in pop culture

. When he was younger, his favorite superhero was (and still is) Captain America. He wanted his “father” figure to make the super soldier serum so he could be like his favorite hero

. If some pastas were talking about drama and he hears it, he can recall it for a very long time. So if someone has secrets, they better be careful. This boi is quiet, observant, and has an amazing memory

. Thinks chipmunks are cute. Doesn’t like squirrels tho. Has some kind of hatred for them that no one understands. Probably why they are the one animal he kills the most when he goes hunting for prey.

. Will actually smack people with common sense and logic and be blunt as f u c k about it

. He likes to go on random adventures in the woods when he’s stressed or can’t focused.

. He’s the mansion’s go-to guy for any measurement liquid-to-powder ratio. He has done enough tests to tell you why you’re cooking is off or why you’re oobleck is too watery.

. Tbh besides being really good at chemistry and physics, he’s also really skilled at engineering. I believe he could have been an engineer in his past life.

. listens to a lot of rap, hip hop, and classic rock

. Due to how goddamn similar toby and him look, AND the fact that Cody doesn’t remember his real last name ultimately resulted in him stealing/burrowing Toby’s surname. He also just likes the way it sounds :) And honestly, it’s uncanny how much they look alike—they legitimately could be brothers

Bonus: they are unaware of this at the moment, but they are actually are brothers. I’ll elaborate this another time.

. Cody’s taller than Toby, with tanner skin and a slightly broader build, especially at the shoulders. But they have very similar facial features, with similar beauty spots scattered all over. Cody’s hair is darker and less thick/curly than Toby’s tho, and he often shaves his sides or gives himself an undercut/mullet to distinguish himself from his non-blood brother

. when he originally joined the mansion, he felt too... clean compared to the others, so he gave himself a bunch of piercings to make up for it. He’s got 2 eyebrow piercings on the left side of his face, a bridge piercing, snake bites & a tongue piercing. Not to mention all his ear piercings and a few more,,, private ones in a certain spot 😉

. If he wasn’t so pent up as a kid he would definitely be the kind of boy that you see in TikTok. Curly hair, slight tan, pretty eyes.

. He has Aspergers, so he’s not all that good at social cues, certain sudden noises can trigger certain outbursts, and when he focuses he focuses.

. 8/10 good singing voice, sometimes he goes to high or too low but it’s still good

. He radiates pure chaos, I don’t know his real birthday but he’s either a Leo or an Aquarius with this amount of crazy

. Knows all the dances to famous TikTok songs just to annoy people when they play

. He the kind of guy to blast a “Main character” playlist while driving in the middle of the night.

. He’s bad at social cues and gets very anxious or quiet if someone were to bring up that he’s being annoying. Sometimes this doesn’t affect him and makes him more chaotic

. Jokes about the 6ft rule

. He’s a master at savage comebacks

“ yeah, I don’t think I’m ever having kids. Because I’m broke, and if I’m broke than my kid will be broke. And honestly I don’t want to put the kid trough that”- x-virus

“ wow Cody being broke must run in your family”- Jeff

“Does being ugly run in yours?”- x-virus

“ A course not”- jeff

“ oh, so it just ran into you”- x-virus

“BURNNN!”- Circe

. He doesn’t get along well with a lot of the other pastas. He’s a very reserved, distrustful guy who sees himself as superior to most people due to his intelligence and doesn’t want to waste his time hanging out with what he calls “uneducated plebians”. He only really spends time with Toby and the more scientifically minded horrors like Eyeless Jack and Dr. Smiley.

. Speaking of Dr. Smiley, Cody works as his lab assistant. He’ll never admit it but he looks up to Dr. Smiley as a father figure. He sees him as a replacement for his adoptive father who he misses dearly and regrets murdering.

. X-Virus is the kind of guy who’d march up to a little kid, tell them Santa Claus isn’t real and insult them for crying.

. His second passion in life (after virology/science in general of course) is baseball. His dad introduced him to baseball after he had a bad day at school. He’s been a fan of the sport ever since.

. He is CONSTANTLY correcting people over the slightest mistakes and it annoys the other pastas to no end.

. Cody is very confused by the existence of supernatural stuff like ghosts, monsters and the Under Realm itself. He’s obviously aware that the supernatural exists since he’s visited the Under Realm and all but he doesn’t get how it fits in with his precious science. He tells himself that magic, monsters and such are just things scientists don’t understand yet.

. he was given his own shack slightly farther away from the others, where he conducts all his experiments. He spends a lot of time there, so he comes & goes, so he’s not as permanent as some of the others, but he’s pretty happy he finally found a place where he belongs uwu.

Overall x-virus is no doubt an andorable mad scientist.

P.s. none of this is canon, so don’t take seriously if you don’t want to. If you don’t like, take it somewhere else. Thank you.

Bye 👋🏻

P.s.s. Go check out Circe’s origin story on archive of our own. It’s called rabbits are not what they seen.