#mr luxbulb

[baby-its-freezing-outside]

Mr Luxbulb Headcanons because I have ideas but I don't want to write anything concrete. @weaver-z This is the only time I talk about this and then everything is forgotten. (Please I want my life back) Okay. Here we go.

He wears the green rubber gloves because he has ✨phobia of electricity✨

Used to be the physics teacher for a small school (no surprise there). Something science fictiony happened to him a la Jekyll and Hyde. (Yes I saw the video)

Is. Always. Smiling. And there are. So. Many. Teeth.

The light flickers when he is angry. When he is murderous, the bulb gives off a black coloured light (don't ask).

Was human once. Terrifying thing about him is that he remembers about being human, but doesn't care.

If you stay near him for a long time, your ears will start buzzing.

Nervous system made of wiring and circuitry (no surprise there either).

Total psychopath. Has killed without remorse. Will kill again.

If you're grades are bad, he will ask you to get on the podium and explain yourself. Do Not Get On The Podium.

Always locks the door when he enters a class. Will not leave until he is done teaching.

Scratchy voice, almost giggly way of speaking. Loves the sound of his own voice. Very, very shrill scream.

[cecilsrandomeverything]

I need someone to tell me if the “Turn on your brain” Tumblr Sexyman is still a thing please I want to know!!!

[hi-my-name-is-cosmopathy]

@weaver-z

He intrigues me (also this was inspired by @dark-martian )

[sexyman-sentral]

Love talking about Mr. Luxbulb

No one fucking knows who he is

But I do

And he's important to me<3

[leam1983]

Proper Sexymen are amorphous by definition. Whoever's considering them has to be able to portray them in a way that's uniquely theirs, and the issue New Tumblrinas run into is that they attach Sexyman Status to established characters.

That's not the point, my sweet babes. The closest thing Pop Culture's given us to a proper Sexyman as of the last several years would be The Stanley Parable's Narrator.

He's just a voice, literally just a guy with a British accent. Is he old or young? Tall or short? Fat or thin? Kindly or cruel? He's an open canvas within fairly generous boundaries.

Sans? Unless you're very specifically fanwanking about an AU, Sans is as Toby Fox designed him. Reigen Arataka is as he was first designed in the manga. They're not amorphous, and rendering them as such means altering the character to a degree.

Mr. Luxbulb was a nothing-burger, an extension of a classroom PSA. The very fact that he began as less than nothing allowed him, and several other Sexymen like him, to briefly dominate the platform.

i think the big thing that New Tumblrinas (i.e. those who joined in the past ~5 years) are missing about sexyman history is that facelessness is PART of it. like i see a bunch of youths complaining about "the faceless podcast guy" and it's like oh. oh. we simply have different definitions of what constitutes a sexyman. you think it's sans and reigen and komaeda, which is valid but like.... cecil? wheatley? bill cipher? if they couldn't be drawn as a lanky white dude with blond hair and a vaguely menacing aura then 2013 tumblr did NOT care about them. i'm sorry to say it but sans wouldn't have survived here 10 years ago

[sparklegarden]

I feel like he would be in a horror visual novel, the kind where there’s a secret ending that let’s you [redacted] the antagonist. Said ending generates 95% of the fanbase.

[palossssssand]

@weaver-z THE MAN..........

[latetothepartyandconfused]

[IDposter, screenshot of tags and multiple pieces of art. The poster shows person from shoulders up on purple background. They have blue haed and bright green hands. They have lightbulb on their face and are turning it one by pulling string hanging from it with their hand. Their body is red. There is rext that says "Welcome to class. Turn on your brain." The tag says "I had rb it already but now I kind of wanna draw to concept you said just now." Than there is twitter post by nesquick strawberry milk fcuking rules (@/bahdface) that says Mr. Luxbulb, based on this image on @/waverzozo's tumblr post that shows the first picure and art that shows person from the waist up with blue head that has light bulb in it, green hands, white shirt, red vest and red red tie. There are stars around them, the are smiling and their hands are rised to their shoulders with their index fingers puut up. They are saying "focus! :)" Then there is drawing that shows them from the front, turning the lightbulb on with their right hand and smiling. They are wearuinf white shirt, red vest, green gloves and tie and black pants. The background is black with light spreading from their head. There is text that says "Welcome to class, turn on your brain." There is one last picure that shows Them from the shoulders up. They are smiling and have sharp teeth. They are wearing white shirt and red tie with yellow dots. There is text that says"welcome to class. Turn on your brain." in creepy font. The background is greenish brown/yellow and goes from dark at the top to light at the bottom. end ID]

[ID: drawing of person from the front. They are standing with their right leg slightly rised back and their right arm pointing at their face. They have blue skin that has lightbulb in the middle and they are smiling. They are wearing long lime green gloves and pants, black button up shirt and black shoes and red vest and socks. The background are purple stripes meeting in the middle. There are words "Welcome to class. Turn on your brain." written on it. end ID]

My teacher has a poster on my wall and I honestly think that it’s a picture of a tumblr sexyman from an alternate timeline. There’s just something about it that makes me think some people would go crazy for it

[nenestansunsthings]

reblog this one actually it's much brighter

[lofthousezzz]

Penis SMP is just Mr. Luxbulb 2 send post

[anemonesiac]

dropped everything to do fanart of @sicklywhitedudes animatic of @weaver-z‘s creation

[naturallyahoe]

@weaver-z I had to draw the new baldi the second Tumblr sexyman

And even more doodles because I can

(tap to see whole doodles)

More human and angry

Gay rights and plushie

Might start drawing something at least a little spooky every Saturday to keep me productive

[criminal-minds-minus-the-mind]

i wanna add to the mister luxbulb fandom

so take my contribution please

maybe this girl could be like the teacher’s assistant for luxbulb, or a ‘teacher’s pet’ or something. when luxbulb is around she’d act antagonistic towards the protagonist, but she’d help them when luxbulb wasn’t around

[weaver-z]

It has been less than two days

[darkmatterblade]

how are we doing, tumblr sexyman fandom?

@weaver-z

[sexyman-sentral]

Mr. Luxbulb doodles :3