#mr fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the con

[average-wooper-enjoyer]

New oc ?!

He's based off of bothe the self-ish and everything is a lot album covers, and the start of mr fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

AM I A WILL WOOD REFERENCE

you like reading about psychology? like brain shit?? like neurological disorders?? like capgras syndrome?? like fregoli deuision?? like cotard’s delusion?? yeah right

[smeezy845]

Will Wood... (IGNORE THE 'N' IN ALBUM.)

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

Wwattober day 6: Mr. Fergoli

Too many colors oh my gosh

prompts under cut

[soggytapeworm]

Round 1 Lineup

1st Battle: I/Me/Myself vs. That’s Enough, Let’s Get You Home

2nd Battle: White Noise vs. Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, N.Y. (Bones)

3rd Battle: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll vs. ¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic)

4th Battle: …well, better than the alternative vs. Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

5th Battle: Love, Me Normally vs. The First Step

6th Battle: Um, It’s Kind Of A Lot vs. Your Body, My Temple

7th Battle: Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D. vs. Misanthrapologist

8th Battle: Falling Up vs. 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con)

9th Battle: Chemical Overreaction/Compound Fracture vs. Ferryman

10th Battle: (Cover This Song) A Little Bit Mine vs. Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

11th Battle: Lysergide Daydream vs. Front Street

12th Battle: Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track) vs. Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

13th Battle: Marsha, Thankk You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave vs. 2econd 2ight 2eer

14th Battle: Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ vs. -ish

15th Battle: The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know vs. 2012

16th Battle: Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world vs. Vampire Reference In A Minor Key

17th Battle: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA vs. Half-Decade Hangover

18th Battle: Cicada Days vs. Tomcat Disposables

19th Battle: White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?) vs. Euthanasia

20th Battle: Destroy To Enjoy vs. Cotard’s Solution (Anatta/Dukkha/Anicca)

21st Battle: When Somebody Needs You vs. Willard!

22nd Battle: The Main Character vs. Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples

23rd Battle: ...And If I Did, You Deserved It. vs. Against The Kitchen Floor

24th Battle: Becoming The Lastnames vs. Self-

25th Battle: Wealth & Hellness vs. Red Moon

26th Battle: Venetian Blind Man vs. Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don’t Be One

REMEMBER!! This one is for the WORST song!! so just keep that in mind when voting and stuff!! (I will be putting reminders in each poll)

[incaseigloom]

I love Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)

[misc-willwood-daily]

Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)

Cool! Words are queued for tomorrow!

[fukounaboy]

I need to see more people talking about

It's not technically a song but it's still sO GOOD GGRJDVRHVEAAAAA

[thecoolestemoticon]

"Who is Will Wood? I am. That's right, gay icon Will Wood!"

- Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track); Will Wood and the Tapeworms, 2020

guys...

[sillysonglyrics]

"I'm? I'm not gay? Um..."

-Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (And Untitled Track) by Will Wood

[angelwiththeblue-box]

Dream - Vampire Reference in a Minor Key

ok first of all everyone and their mother thinks dream is a vampire also he's just that dramatic and also he's just like. he tries to be suave and cool and shit but actually hes a wet cat and very traumatized

Death - Memento Mori: the most important thing

no shit

Desire - White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?)

THEYRE. THEYRE SO PRETTY. THEM. WHERE DO THEY GET OFF BEING SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL

Despair - Half-Decade Hangover

this whole song is just. SO DESPAIR. he got caught in a mf half-decade hangover and he's just. he's doing his best ok

Destiny - Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)

i assign these to really any character that has close to ultimate power. like destiny would be the web i think. and this is a very web song

Destruction - Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!

it just kinda makes sense? i don't know much about destruction before he left but i mean the concept of destruction is kind of just. digging a hole and digging a hole

Delirium - Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”]

yeah i just made you read all that i never said i was a merciful boyfriend anyway i mean just read it. its so delirium.

im doing the most important work here

this is perfect even tho ive only heard like three of these songs

[smeezy845]

Mr. Fregoli

[soggytapeworm]

blah blah blah summary

First Place (it gets a gold star):

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally my beloved🫶🫶

Second Place (I might give it a participation trophy idk):

Against The Kitchen Floor

Everything Is A Lot:

0 songs left

13 songs eliminated (6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con), ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic), White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?), Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine), Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D., Red Moon, Lysergide Daydream, The First Step, Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ, Everything is a Lot, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones), Front Street, Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture)

SELF-iSH:

0 songs left

8 songs eliminated (Self-, 2012, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus), -Ish, Cotard’s Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca), Dr. Sunshine Is Dead, Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!, The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know)

The Normal Album:

1 song left (Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally (winner))

9 songs eliminated (2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.), I / Me / Myself, Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples, Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave, Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world, Love, Me Normally, …well, better than the alternative, BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA)

In Case I Make It:

0 songs left

16 songs eliminated (Tomcat Disposables, Becoming the Lastnames, Euthanasia, Falling Up, Um, it’s Kind of a Lot, Half-Decade Hangover, You Liked This (Okay, Computer!), The Main Character, Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll, Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”], Willard!, White Noise, Vampire Reference in a Minor Key, Cicada Days, Against The Kitchen Floor (more like uhh LOSER!!))

Camp Here & There:

0 songs left

13 songs eliminated (Welcome to Camp Here & There, Morning Announcements, Venetian Blind Man (Song), Good Morning, Campers!, The Rhumba of Death, Yes, to Err is Human, So Don’t Be One. (Song), Under A Technicolor Sky, Afternoon Announcements, Under A Monochromatic Sky, Evening Announcements, When Somebody Needs You, Your Body, My Temple)

Others:

0 songs left

6 songs eliminated (Misanthrapologist, …And If I Did, You Deserved It., Ferryman, Wealth & Hellness, Alma Mater, Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track))

[soggytapeworm]

Round 2 Result Summary

Songs Remaining:

Vampire Reference in a Minor Key

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)

Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)

The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

Front Street

Love, Me Normally

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

…well, better than the alternative

Cicada Days

Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!

Against The Kitchen Floor

Your Body, My Temple

Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture

Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

When Somebody Needs You [Song]

Songs Eliminated (in Round 2 ONLY):

Becoming The Lastnames

Misanthrapologist

That’s Enough, Let’s Get You Home.

Venetian Blind Man (Song)

The First Step

Welcome to Camp Here & There

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.

Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll

Ferryman

White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?)

Yes, to Err is Human, So Don’t Be One. (Song)

Under A Technicolor Sky

Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)

Willard!

Everything is a Lot

2012

Um, it’s Kind of a Lot

Everything Is A Lot:

3 songs left (Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones), Front Street, Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture)

10 songs eliminated (6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con), ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic), White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?), Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine), Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D., Red Moom, Lysergide Daydream, The First Step, Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ, Everything is a Lot)

SELF-iSH:

4 songs left (Dr. Sunshine Is Dead, Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca), The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know, Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!)

4 songs eliminated (Self-, 2012, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus), -Ish)

The Normal Album:

5 songs left (Love, Me Normally, BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA, …well, better than the alternative, Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!), Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally)

5 songs eliminated (2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.), I / Me / Myself, Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples, Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave, Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world)

In Case I Make It:

3 songs left (Vampire Reference in a Minor Key, Cicada Days, Against The Kitchen Floor)

13 songs eliminated (Tomcat Disposables, Becoming the Lastnames, Euthanasia, Falling Up, Um, it’s Kind of a Lot, Half-Decade Hangover, You Liked This (Okay, Computer!), The Main Character, Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll, Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”], Willard!, White Noise)

Camp Here & There:

2 songs left (Your Body, My Temple, When Somebody Needs You [Song])

10 songs eliminated (Welcome to Camp Here & There, Morning Announcements, Venetian Blind Man (Song), Good Morning, Campers!, The Rhumba of Death, Yes, to Err is Human, So Don’t Be One. (Song), Under A Technicolor Sky, Afternoon Announcements, Under A Monochromatic Sky, Evening Announcements)

Others:

0 songs left

6 songs eliminated (Misanthrapologist, …And If I Did, You Deserved It., Ferryman, Wealth & Hellness, Alma Mater, Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track))

[soggytapeworm]

Round 1 - 12th Battle

REMEMBER: VOTE FOR THE SONG YOU THINK IS THE WORST, NOT THE BEST! WHICHEVER SONG HAS MORE VOTES IS GOING TO BE COUNTED AS THE WORST. so like consider that.

sometimes I wonder if someone is legally named dr. sunshine.

Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)

“I’m—I’m not gay? Um”

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

“Who else could I be when I can’t fucking see?”

[zeronullandvoid]

haven't listened to much music lately you're all getting my last fm from the last seven days too

Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track) =y Will Wood and the Tapeworms

He'll Use Me For His Needle Show by A Verbal Equinox Requiem: Den Sidste Lirekassemand by Kabaret Sybarit Tomcat Disposables by Will Wood

@simoneandgarfunkelle tagged me to list my top five songs rn 😼 wahoo

Tora! Tora! Tora! by Depeche Mode

Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One by Will Wood

Skandal bjotis (Det är inte kärlek, det är kramp) by Magnus Uggla

Bring Back That Leroy Brown by Queen

Transkontinental by Noice

Tagging @afarewelltokings @corvimalice @bleuctipie @bingusmode @1000umbrellas and anyone else who'd like to do it :)