#mpvie soundtrack

[greatestplaylist]

SHE CAUGHT THE KATY - The Blues Brothers (1980)

follow the ONLY GOOD MUSIC playlist! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNP57YPi9HzOzfgOqqHXCwUBXXu5tIpvX

[vampirekinn]

What if I made an oc based off my audio aura....

(translation: blod & confident)

[meme-loving-stuck]

GOD what was that one 60s movie about the guy who's like constantly disassociating in a pool because he lost his virginity to a milf and his dad wants him to work in plastics but he's too busy having a crisis over his like latent homosexuality and hes trying to convince himself that he wants to fuck the milf's daughter actually and like "just be friends" with the milf and the soundtrack is literally the Sound Of Silence so its playing constantly while he's like astrally projecting during sex because he doesnt know how to say no to a hot older woman who wanted to be an artist but was forced into motherhood instead so she channels her rage into committing adultery with her daughter's childhood friend and then when he disrupts the daughters arranged wedding after stalking her at college the congregation legitimately try to kill him and a fight breaks out at the church and homeboy roundhouse kicked a priest??? what the fuck was that mpvie called

[thefangirldiariesofatotalweirdo]

So I may or may not have just written this entire fake trailer because I was inspired?

*new kid at school voice* My name is Keith Kogane. I’m sixteen, I’m new, and I’m what foster parents call...

*several different parents named Helen, or Steve, or some crap* Difficult. A nutcase! Troubled. ...not the right fit for us.

*new kid voice* Exactly.

*welcome committee chairman voice* I’m Allura! Welcome to Altea High!

*welcome committee member voice* Where dreams go to die.

*chairman* That’s enough, Nyma.

*insecure posturing athlete voice* The name’s Lance! I’m the star player on our football team, so I’m pretty sure you’ll be eating my dust on the track today.

*New kid voice* Is that a bet?

*cheering teens are the soundtrack to Lance’s humiliation*

*football coach/or teacher voice* I think you’d be a good fit for our football team, Kogane.

*new kid voice* I really don’t think I should get very involved around here, Coach.

*coach voice* Well, I want you to think about it.

*foster brother voice* So, How was your first day? Make any friends?

*new kids voice* I don’t make friends, Shiro. Not when I’m going to be leaving in the next three months.

*loud obnoxious buzzer sound that is probably the school bell noise followed my peppy music as the camera shows some fancy dude from toe to head as he walks down the hall like a diva*

*new kid voice* And that’s... Lotor.

*snobby fashion diva voice* Football? Quaint.

*new kid voice* My new evil step brother.

*insecure posturing athlete voice* Your brother is so hot, you have to get me his number.

*new kid voice* Lotor? He’d hang himself by his silky bleached hair before dating you.

*insecure posturing athlete voice* What? Ew, no! The hot brother. Takashi Shirogane?

*chairman voice* Ooooh, you have a crush! Tell me!

*new kid voice* Look, it’s no big deal! He’s not even into me.

*quick party scene where they’re about to kiss*

*new kid voice* It’ll never happen!

*mpvie card reader voice* The Awkward Diaries of Keith Kogane! Coming Maytember 50th in theaters near YOU!

*snobby fashion diva voice* You are not dating Lance McClain.

*new kid voice* What’s it to you, you don’t like him.

*little hacker voice* Oh my god, is Lotor making moves on your man?

*new kid voice* What!?

no one asked for a woefully inaccurate football au yet here i am

edit: es21? yes. es21.