#move your juicy arses boys you are both smitten ffs

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outsider pov landoscar fic. It’s Alex and George’s sanity decaying as they suffer through Lando babytalk/heartsmiles/nicknames and Oscar hearteyes/giggles/completingsentences going stupid over each other but NOT daring to do anything about it. After a year of tender torture they’ve convened to plot a landoscar paddle date through f1 secret santa in hopes that seeing each other in slutty tiny shorts with sweaty t-shirts and bulging biceps will short-circuit their obliviousness.