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DRAKARYS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 By MotherPlaylist

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#Repost @accidentalsupermom with @get_repost ・・・ Me: *clearly working* 4yo: *sitting beside me* Can you go get my drink? Follow the funny @motherplaylist! https://www.instagram.com/p/B0GVEmhBwFm/?igshid=12tushryj1pyk

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Kristen Bell Is Every Parent Talking About Needing Coffee In The Morning

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Kristen Bell Is Every Parent Talking About Needing Coffee In The Morning

The idea that celebrities are just like us can be laughable at times, but Kristen Bell’s take on loving coffee as a parent is hilariously relatable.

In an interview with PopSugar about her partnership with Old Navy and Omaze, the star of “The Good Place” got real about her love for caffeine in the morning. 

“I go right for coffee, and I’m very candid with my children that I don’t want to speak to them about anything before I have that coffee, and they know it,” she said. 

Of course, Bell isn’t the only person to turn to coffee before being able to get into parenting mode. Just ask the funny moms and dads of Twitter. 

My kids ask so many questions before I’ve had coffee it’s as if they haven’t even bothered to get to know me.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) July 17, 2017

Just put my cup of coffee in the kitchen cabinet to warm it back up. In case you were wondering how I’m surviving today.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) October 4, 2017

Parents that need to reheat coffee are adorable.

Hardened parents will chug it cold, or chew straight up coffee grounds; they’re desperate.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 7, 2017

One morning we were out of coffee and I accidently packed a roll of scotch tape in my kid’s lunch.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 25, 2017

75 percent of being a stay-at-home parent is reheating the same cup of coffee for days and never drinking more than half of it.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) February 20, 2018

In 2017, Bell offered the same funny sentiments to Well+Good but said she had switched to matcha in the mornings. 

“I try to have as little interaction with my children as possible before I have some matcha, so our relationship is preserved,” she said. “I like coffee, but it gives me a slump after 30 minutes, so I switched to matcha about a year ago and I love it.”

Bell told PopSugar about what her mornings look like while getting her daughters, 5-year-old Lincoln and 3-year-old Delta, ready for school, saying that she and her husband, actor Dax Shepard, try to split up the mornings, depending on their work schedules.

“Usually I try to get them dressed because they’re in the bedroom, so we might as well knock a couple things off our list that happen in the bedroom,” she said. “Then it’s breakfast. Then they have about a half-hour of playtime while I feed the dog, brush my teeth, put some semblance of sunscreen and pants on to attend preschool.”

When it comes to after school, Bell has one helpful tip. She told PopSugar that to get her kids to talk about their day, she explains why she wants to hear about what they did while they were apart. 

She tells her girls, “I ask you about your day, and I ask Daddy about his day because we’ve been separated for a few hours and I wonder how you’re feeling … if you experienced something today you want to talk about. Also because I’m interested, and it gives us a chance to reconnect to each other.” 

Last weekend, the actress documented on Instagram Stories the many emotions she had during Lincoln’s preschool graduation.

“Don’t worry guys, I’m having a GREAT time at preschool graduation,” she wrote across an image that showed her tearing up. “I’m not a mess or anything.” 

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[meanwhileinoz]

20+ Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets We Had Time To Find This Week

Being a parent may seem like hard work, but it does give you some pretty great material for Twitter. Kids say some wild things and do some even wilder things, so why not share them with all of your followers?

31.

My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E. Cheese is only open once a year.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) April 17, 2018

30.

My son asked me how you would know if the inside of your nose smelled funny and it’s kept me awake for 4 days

— A girl has no name (@This_is_a_dm) April 16, 2018

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Toddler: MOM I POOPED ON THE POTTY Me: good job! Toddler: AND NOT ON MY UNDIES Me: i’m proud of you Toddler: AND NOT ON MY PANTS Me: great Toddler: AND NOT ON THE TOOTHBRUSHES Me: wait what

— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) February 1, 2018

28.

6y.o: “What’s this?”

Me: “A baked potato.”

6: “You know what would be better? If this potato was frenched and fried.”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 16, 2018

27.

Only some things are guaranteed in life; taxes, death, and a toddler who demands more french fries before even finishing the ones he has.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) April 11, 2018

26.

Dentist: Looks like you have been grinding your teeth. Do you know the reason why? Stress? Lack of sleep?

Me: I have four. Would you like to see their school pictures?

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 19, 2018

25.

What’s it like to have a bunch of kids who “borrow” your stuff?

I just filled out a permission slip with a Crayola marker.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 17, 2018

24.

Become a parent to discover how angrily you can serve someone crackers.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 17, 2018

23.

Becoming a parent has taught me that I’m extremely sensitive to noise and smells. And messes. Also, repeating myself. And when my kids grab new cups every time they want a sip of water. Why is this necessary??? But other than that, only these 256 other things bother me.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 15, 2018

22.

Me trying to make dinner for two kids and a newborn every night looks like an episode of Chopped, Super Nanny and Intervention rolled into one.

— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) April 10, 2018

21.

My 8yo was all like, “Sorry Dad, I forgot my homework,” and ran outside to play.

“Sorry son,” I replied, and plopped down the homework a mom screenshot from his classmate’s homework, sent to me and I printed out. “Sucks to be you growing up in 2018.”

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 19, 2018

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Before kids: Cocktails, club hopping & impromptu getaways

After kids: Coffee, laundry & urgent care

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 3, 2018

Some families decorate with throw pillows, my family decorates with throw piles of laundry.

— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) April 2, 2018

Good morning. It took me three hours to make my toddler wear pants.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) April 3, 2018

Coming this fall to NBC, “This Is Mine”, the heart-wrenching story of a toddler laying claim to things that are not his

— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) April 3, 2018

It’s so cute how my kids think I’m going to let them in the car ever again after vacuuming it for two hours.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) April 2, 2018

“She poops too much.”

– my son’s review of his new baby sister

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) April 4, 2018

Child: I need help with my homework.

Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 3, 2018

Archaeologists haven’t been able to find the Fountain of Youth but any parent can tell them, it’s when the kids are asleep.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) April 4, 2018

Happy Finding Random Strands of Easter Grass around Your House Month, parents!

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 2, 2018

Buy your kid their first wrist watch if you want to know what time it is every ten seconds.

— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 3, 2018

My son, sleepwalking, came into my room and said “Can you get the trash out of my bed?” So I went to his room and showed him there’s no trash and he said, exasperated, “Why would there be trash in my bed?” then laid down and went back to sleep.

That about sums up motherhood.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 6, 2018

7yo: I like waking up early and hearing the birds chirp.

Wife: If you wake up even earlier you can see the sun rise. It’s beautiful!

Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 3, 2018

I’ve reached the level of parenting where when my kids ask “what’s for dinner?” I just skip directly to the part where I tell them they’re going to have to eat it anyway.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 3, 2018

Sometimes I’ll throw in a food with my baby talk like “little cookie baby” or “special little pancake,” and realize it’s because I’m hungry.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 4, 2018

“I need a beer, you want one?”

– me helping my son with his Legos

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 1, 2018

Congratulations on becoming a father! I hope you can yell louder than loud headphones on your kids’ ears.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 4, 2018

Every meal with my kids is 15 hours long.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 5, 2018

Life is full of tough choices, like should I buy groceries for my family or this wrinkle cream at Sephora that promises to change my life.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) April 3, 2018

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When you’re mindlessly scrolling through IG and then remember you need to look up an important thing so you close IG and then .001 second later you forget what you needed to do and then you open Twitter. Repeat forever.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) January 24, 2018

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See also: “Where? I don’t see it! Where???” @motherplaylist let’s just go together to see Christmas lights and leave the kids at home. #kidsaretheworst via Instagram http://ift.tt/2zc651Q

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Agreed @motherplaylist Me too! Go follow @motherplaylist she's freaking hilarious @motherplaylist #realtalk

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Someone at the DMV dressed as the sloth from Zootopia. Majestic. via MotherPlaylist

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#Repost @sarcastic_mommy (@get_repost) ・・・ It's like @motherplaylist is living my life! Go give her a follow. She's hilarious! @motherplaylist @motherplaylist

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UGH, just make it stop! (via MotherPlaylist)

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RT MotherPlaylist: Husband: *eyes closing, falling asleep Me: My tweets aren't loading right now! Fix the wifi! I can't live like this! H:

— Margaret Jane (@kuriousjane) May 26, 2017

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Luckily it's Monday so it's a fresh start. Right? But... it's also Rice Krispie Treat Day. So I guess I will be so full I can't breathe from #RKTs! My hands are tied. From the meme genius @motherplaylist #kidsaretheworst via Instagram http://ift.tt/2xLbmkO

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If only the woodland creatures would help... This is gold, once again, @motherplaylist !! #kidsaretheworst #laundryneverfreakingends via Instagram http://ift.tt/2g3ZkLI