#motherfucker was i going to be calling venues on new year’s eve??

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

i’ve been engaged for like a week and i’m already so done with people expecting me to already know exactly what i want, as though the wedding plan was going to come to me fully formed in a dream

[blouisparadise]

There were some amazing bottom Louis fics posted or completed during the month of January. We really hope you enjoy this list and show these fics love. Happy reading!

1) Ready For A War | Explicit | 1000 words

Harry was so close to getting caught, and it was all on that stupidly pretty cocktail waiter.

2) Face Down Ass Up | Not Rated | 1129 words

Louis is a brat, he gets what he deserves.

3) Out Of My System | Not Rated | 1702 words

There is no summary. Read the tags.

4) Gasoline In Your Perfume | Teen & Up | 2461 words

Harry invites Louis to come over for dinner on Christmas Eve, which just happens to be Louis’ birthday. They’ve been dating for a while now, with no labels attached. In unison, they grow even closer.

5) I Hope You Choke (On Those Words) | Explicit | 2978 words

Harry Styles had been head of security for concert venues for over eight years. Never in his career had he seen a musician as reckless when it came to personal safety as Louis Tomlinson.

After making his job a living nightmare, Harry decided he needs to talk some sense into Louis.

If only there were some way to shut him up.

6) You're So Vain | Mature | 3643 words

Louis is dragged to a party. He only agrees to go on the condition that his ex-boyfriend won’t be there. But Harry Styles makes an appearance at the party after all. Inspired by Carly Simon’s ‘You’re So Vain’.

7) Positive Feedback | Teen & Up | 4095 words

Louis pretends he isn’t insecure about his nest, Harry pretends he isn’t inconveniently horny, and they both see right through each other.

8) Devoted | Explicit | 5530 words

Note: The main pairing is Louis/Alisson Becker.

A collection of drabbles about Louis’ life as the housewife of a professional football player.

9) But I Want iI (It's A Crime) | Explicit | 6630 words

Harry is hired to kill Louis. Louis thinks he's an idiot. They fuck.

10) The Mall | Explicit | 9353 words

Harry loves to conquer babies. Loves to shower them with gifts. And he loves to get what he wants after all.

11) Behind Closed Doors | Explicit | 10334 words

 Louis finds a sock on alpha Harry's door handle that causes a big misunderstanding but is also the beginning of something new.

12) Always A Hunger (Now It's Just Emptiness) | Mature | 16181 words

Harry's life gets turned upside down from a night that he thought was simple one night stand. Nothing could have prepared him for his mundane world to be turned on it's axis.

13) The Hating Factor | Explicit | 18768 words

Growing up you're either fond of something or you loathe their very existence, Louis had both.

He was quite fond of his neighbour, Alex Styles with smart green eyes, black hair and a charming smile that wiggled its way in Louis' life making a spot in his six year old self.

But then comes the loathe of his existence in the form of the devil's spawn itself, Harry motherfucking Styles.

14) A Day At The Game | Explicit | 20804 words

Alpha Harry and Omega Louis get caught on a kiss cam. They're not a couple.

15) Invisible String | Explicit | 84911 words

Louis swears on his life that that man came out of literal nowhere and he thanks each lucky star for having good breaks in his car.

This strange alpha also happens to be the most beautiful being Louis has laid his eyes on.

For some unknown reason, the omega feels safe around the alpha. It might seem strange, but you can't always explain why or how things are the way they are. All you can really be sure of is that they happen for a reason. There's a higher power (call it what you want) that knows better and definitely knows more than you do.

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[nialltlynch]

GOD i cant stop thinking that one new year's eve where i went to see sleater kinney and the crowd was AWFUL!!! like ok!! they opened with THE FOX and the crowd was DEAD like

how do you hear this song and not just want to go absolutely fucking feral???? i was so mad.

but like whatever okokok maybe it would pick later right?? no. not at all. not the fucking case.

everyone was like softly bobbing to the music instead of. you know. destroying each other in the pit. if i'm at a sleater kinney show i expect to leave with a couple bruises and maybe a hickey or two if i'm lucky. but the ENTIRE CROWD (and i was in the middle of it down at the front) was giving them fucking nothing.

they played dig me out and people were like ???? ? but ohhhhhh when they played modern girl right after everyone was like haha yassss carrie is such a queen 😘

i was pissed.

the crowd was fucking awful. there was no sense of that visceral physical camaraderie. i felt cheated. it was one of the worst shows id been to as far as crowd engagement goes. i eventually left the pit because it just wasn't worth it.

then they played let's call it love.

i was like. damn!! ok!! i need to get back in there BUT

looking out at the crowd there was nothing. no energy. no excitement. absolutely fuckin nothing. it was awful. it was embarrassing. it flowed seamlessly into entertain MOTHERFUCKING ENTERTAIN and the crowd was dead.

they closed out the year on entertain and carrie had to do some of her guitar wankery to make up for time before the clock ran out and people barely cared. it left such a bad taste in my mouth i havent gone to any shows at that venue since then.