#mostly because I have a huge embarrassing crush on him but also im genuinely interested in seeing him as Ra'as
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did you know that there 8 actors who have been in all 3 members of the "sci fi trifecta" (Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who) and did you know that one of them is Siddig. in related news guess who's finally gonna listen to Doctor Who audios
#I do not behave as insane as I do on here in my real life#but my parents are still like. generally aware of who my favourite characters are in the things I watch#and which actors im into#so my dad was reading me this list#and because he knows. who my favourite boy is. he made it a dramatic reveal#my dad: you know him as Julian Bashir-#me physically shooting upright on the couch: MY MAN??#this inspired my dad to look at his IMDB#which reminded me I do want to watch his Gotham episodes#mostly because I have a huge embarrassing crush on him but also im genuinely interested in seeing him as Ra'as#but also he was in an episode of Merlin??#I used to love Merlin as a teen#ive watched it a couple times#gonna watch that one episode again#again because. I have a huge embarrassing crush#never been so down bad for an actor ive watched things just to see them specifically#but the grip he has on me. iron clad.
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I feel bad for popping a request in â anyway
If you're feeling up to it, perhaps ler Todoroki x lee Reader (bc me and reader insert are inseparable /j) from MHA? Length, perhaps 900+ words if possible? But I'll be grateful for anything haha, I also don't want to force you to write more if you're not feeling inspired i'm gonna be honest here I haven't watched MHA in a long time â and I have no idea what scenarios would be realistic because he's,, Todoroki,,
Personally i'm a sucker for evil/more intense tickles because I wish I was ticklish but if that makes you uncomfy do feel free to ignore :)
oh hush, you!!! i love requests, so thank you so so much!! i just hope this is somewhat what you wanted heehee- enjoy!!! i have a huge crush on this dork so that creeps in- also the reader's quirk is whatever you want it to be, cuz its not mentioned- also also!! im really really sorry if i fuck the names up cuz from what i know of the show, Todoroki is the family name, so Shoto is the given name but i could be totally wrong
i just wanna say that i really really like writing the rambly bits from Shoto about the book-
the reader is sorta a brat lol
Like Poetry
Words: 2,334 Pairing: Ler!Shoto, Lee!Reader Warnings: lotta fluff!!! not proofread!!!
You groaned as you entered the common room. Mr. Aizawaâs personal training was brutal today, and you were not looking forward to feeling how sore your muscles would be tomorrow morning. Sighing, you grabbed one of Satoâs cupcakes from the counter and flopped onto the sofa, confident it would be unoccupied. It was about seven in the evening on a Friday, which meant everyone was either in their rooms or somewhere around town.Â
You huffed into the mattress before gasping at the sound of a page being turned. Looking up, you saw you were about a foot away from, in your mind, the strongest student in your class. He was sitting with perfect posture, reading a book with yellowed pages. On the coffee table sat a mug filled with tea.
Shoto Todoroki didnât look up from his book at you. If he knew you were there, he didnât show it. He silently read, seemingly fully absorbed. You sat upright, shaking off the embarrassment of almost landing on him, of all people.Â
You cleared your throat and gobbled up your cupcake in one bite, setting the wrapper down next to his tea. Still, he didnât move. Raising an eyebrow, you poked him in the side to get his attention, and the surprised gasp he gave made you giggle. Shoto looked at you, brow furrowed in annoyance, but his face soon softened when you smiled and waved.
âHi!â you said chipperly.Â
He nodded politely in return. âHello, Y/N. Iâm sorry I didnât hear you.â
With a chuckle, you shoved his shoulder. âNo worries! Whatcha reading, bookworm?â
Shoto tilted his head. âIâm not a worm.â
You sighed and repeated your question without the tease. You loved that your classmate was so adorably literal.Â
âIâm reading this book of old poetry. I donât remember where I got it - it feels like my familyâs always had it lying around. I decided to read it today since everyoneâs out.â His voice was calm as he spoke.
You were somewhat interested in the subject but mostly just wanted to hear him talk some more. It was so rare that he spoke. âAnything good in there?â
âI found this one that I liked,â Shoto said before flipping back a few pages. âRain on lemongrass. / Ash trees weep oâer their lost sun: / Their light and love, gone.â
The poem made you hum in thought. âWhatâs it about?â
âWell, isnât it obvious?â he asked. Taken on its face, it was an insulting question, but you knew Shoto was genuinely unsure whether to explain it. You shook your head in reply. âThe poem is about heartbreak. A woman falls in love with someone, and suddenly, that person has to leave. The woman feels like she has nothing left as she cries into a world that has bigger concerns than her. Soon, perhaps, her love shall return, the sun re-emerging from the clouds, but thereâs also the possibility that she doesnât last until then, and the wind blows her over. Ash trees symbolize grief, so perhaps they may never meet again. The lemongrass, evoking a cheerful memory, is smothered under the rains that hide her beloved.â Suddenly, he looked up from the page. âSorry, I didnât realize I was rambling.â
You scratched your head. âHow did you get all that from just three lines?â You didnât mind, of course. He was cute when he rambled. To your great surprise, he let out a soft and sheepish smile.Â
âWell, I suppose I have too much time on my hands,â he said, looking away. You smirked and poked his side again, giggling at his surprised reaction. Shoto let out a muffled yelp and jumped, glaring at you suspiciously and rubbing his side. âQuit that.âÂ
âSorry, Icy-hot! Canât be helped!â You held up both your hands in mock surrender.
âHm,â Shoto mumbled, looking back to the book. âThis book was written entirely by hand. See? This character is slightly different here, here, and here,â he continued, pointing at different parts of the page. âAnd from what I can tell, its publication predates quirks, hence why they are not mentioned. If they had quirks, you would think thereâd be a suggestion of their existence, no? Yet thereâs nothing. For all intents and purposes, it seems like this book is a remnant of a simpler world.â His expression looked distant as if his mind were a hundred miles and years away.Â
You leaned back, folding your arms behind your head. âSounds dorky. Maybe you should tell Deku! Iâm sure heâd be all too interested,â you chuckled, then looked over. If he heard your comment, he gave no sign. He must still be lost in thought. Looking down at his side, you saw it was perfectly exposed. You were pushing your luck. Then again, what is a hero if not someone who tries their luck? You pursed your lips together and quickly extended your hand to poke Shotoâs side again.Â
But he was faster. As if expecting your reckless act, he set his book down and grabbed your hand before it made contact in one fluid movement. âYou donât listen, do you?â
âI do my utmost to avoid doing that, yes,â you said, giggling nervously. His grip was firm, giving you no delusions of escape. His hand was chilly, as if Shoto was threatening to encase your whole arm in ice at any moment. You tugged slightly.
He didnât let go. âNo, you need to learn this lesson.â Somehow, that was among the scariest things youâve ever heard, right alongside the speech of the hero killer and Mr. Aizawa announcing an extra homework assignment before the summer break. Shoto pushed your legs toward the end of the couch, pinning you to his chest with both hands held behind you. You shuddered as Shoto said, âNow, learn well.â
Since both your hands were stuck behind you against his torso, you couldnât defend yourself whatsoever when he descended both hands onto your stomach. You erupted into bright, bubbly laughter and kicked your feet like that would do anything to help. All that went through your head was repeated, âOh, fuck, that tickles!âÂ
You heard Shotoâs hum of approval from behind you as he clawed his fingers over the thin fabric of your shirt. âInteresting,â he mumbled to himself.Â
âShIhihihihIt! ShohOhOHohotoHoHoho!â You shook your head and thrashed all you could, but it didnât matter. Shoto was stronger, and he would make sure you knew it.Â
âYes, Y/N?â he asked casually.
âSTohohoHOAhaap!!â It didnât have a chance of working, but it didnât hurt to try.
âNo.â Shotoâs clawed hands squeezed around your stomach in circles, taking a moment to dwell on your extra-ticklish lower stomach, which he took delight in exploiting. If you didnât know any better, you would even say he enjoyed it as much as you were.Â
âNohOHoHOhoHT TheheHEherre!â you pleaded helplessly, throwing your head back to give your torturer the best puppy eyes you could⊠although they were far less effective than you had hoped since they were quickly squeezed shut in uproarious laughter.Â
âHere? Right here, yes?â Shoto released a flurry of pokes on your lower stomach as if he wanted confirmation.
You nodded and hiccupped, doing all you could to contain the blush that bloomed on your face at the sound of his cooing hum. Mercifully, he gave you a break, and you panted for breath against him. âShihihittâŠâ you giggled, squirming in his grasp to get the ghost tickles off your tummy.Â
âHere,â Shoto said, and you turned to see he was holding up his mug for you. Gratefully, you took a big sip of the refreshing tea, smiling a little at the warmth of it. It was strangely sweet; you had expected Shoto to only like the bitter teas, but surprisingly, the flavor was somewhat sugary. As if reading your mind, Shoto said, âItâs chamomile. It helps me relax.â He took the mug from your mouth and set it back on the table.Â
Shoto cleared his throat. âNow,â he began, âHave you learned your lesson?â
âIs my release dependent on how I answer that?â
âYes.â
âThen⊠Never!â You madly giggled as you attempted to escape his grasp before quickly regretting it. He had you suitably pinned, and to further reinforce his lesson, you realized with terror that he was rolling up your shirt to your ribs. âWait, Shoto-!â
Your tormentor didnât give you time to finish. Without fanfare, his hands descended onto your exposed tummy. Instead of clawing around, as he had done before, he was using quick scribbles, which, coupled with his cold fingers on your bare skin, was maddening.Â
âSHohOhoHOTO!â You had no idea you were so ticklish! By the looks of things, it seemed like he had been in tickle fights before, and from how badly he was wrecking you, he was used to winning them.Â
He hummed in thought as your thrashing weakened. âYour belly button is incredibly ticklish,â he observed. It was, to your dismay, very accurate. It didnât help that his cold finger was heightening the feeling!
âPLehEHehEHHEase! MeheHEheheercyy!â you squealed out, kicking and bucking like a horse.
âGoodness, youâre dramatic. Itâs only tickling, Y/N. If anything, this should build your endurance. What if the League captured you? I doubt youâd last a minute before you spill everything you know if they knew this weakness of yours.â
Why did he have to be so monotone with his teasing? He sounded so casual as if he were still explaining the history of that old book - only he was speaking over your hysterical cackling. He was a fast learner, too: he was pretty adept at locating the spots that got an especially wild reaction out of you and cruel in punishing them.
Shotoâs fingers increased in pace while always keeping one wiggling about in your navel. âI know,â he said, âI get it; youâre very, very ticklish. Now calm down.â You could hear the smile in his voice. He was having fun! âI wonder⊠youâve inspired me to write my own poetry! Letâs seeâŠâ He paused to think, unfortunately not slowing down the tickles, making you yelp and shriek. âTicklish cutie / Squealing on the couch with glee / With a cute tummy,â he slowly said as if writing it down. With a gasp, you felt him do just that, writing down the poem on your belly with the tip of his fingernail.Â
You turned beet-red as you threw your head back, your laughter turning silent. You had long since begun crying with delight, and tears rolled down your cheeks in rivers, but he didnât stop until you started coughing. With a chuckle, he released you, and you panted for breath. You didnât move from his lap, and Shoto didnât seem to mind. He gently placed a hand on your forehead, tilting it toward him.Â
âAre you alright?â he asked gently. You nodded with a smile, which he returned. His smile was inviting, like a sunbeam on a winterâs day. He slowly helped you sit back up and handed you his mug again. You eagerly gulped it down. The tea was warm and sweet, and when you finished it and set it back on the table, you realized that Shoto wasnât too different.Â
âThank you, Shoto,â you said softly.
âFor the tea?â
âYes,â you replied, âand⊠for the tickles. It⊠helped me unwind.â You looked away and rubbed your neck shyly.Â
âYouâre welcome, Y/N. It was fun for me, too. I donât think Iâve ever heard you laugh like that.â He smiled again, a small treat like candy. âItâs nice to see you so carefree. Youâre usually a ball of nerves,â Shoto admitted bluntly, making you sigh and nod in agreement.Â
You basked in the silence for a bit before both of you suddenly looked up. That was the unmistakable sound of⊠And right on cue, the word âmumbleâ began to figuratively float across your field of view. At its origin, you and Shoto saw Izuku madly scribbling in his notebook and mumbling about something. You swore you caught the words âticklish,â âstomach,â and âsqueals.âÂ
Behind Izuku, standing in the hallway, were Ochaco, Denki, Tsuyu, Mina, Eijiro, and Kyoka. The first two desperately attempted to quiet Izuku, to no avail. You sat bolt upright, glaring at the unwelcome audience.Â
Eijiro broke the silence with a playful swat to the back of Izukuâs head. âYou got us caught with your nerd shit, Deku,â he joked, making the green-haired hero look away backfully.Â
âThat was adorable!â Mina grinned, pointing at you. âYou made a bunch of noise, so we wanted to check it out!âÂ
âYouâd better erase what you wrote, Deku.â You spoke calmly but in a way that gave no misapprehensions about your seriousness.Â
Ochaco looked over Izukuâs shoulder. âDoesnât look like heâs gonna do that.â
âMidoriya,â Shoto spoke up. âBe sure to write that they couldnât use their quirk while being tickled.â
You gasped at the betrayal. âDonât you fucking dare write that, Deku!â
With a glance, Denki, Kyoka, and Tsuyu replied simultaneously, âOh, heâs already writing it.â
With a growl, you shot from the couch. âYouâre fucking dead, Deku!â Your classmates yelped with shock and ran down the hall from you, stifling their giggles.Â
Eijiro, egging you on, tossed back over his shoulder a snide, âNow youâre sounding like Katsuki!â
âOh, Iâll make Katsuki look like a fucking bag of pop rocks when Iâm done with you idiots!â Your threat carried no heat since it was filled with giggles. You couldnât help but laugh at the ludicrousness of the situation, smiling fondly at how much you loved your friends.
And behind you, on the couch, Shoto grinned with pride as he picked up his book to continue reading. He was glad he had been allowed to be so affectionate with someone for a chance. Absent-mindedly, he picked up his mug of tea for a sip but sighed disappointingly at the lack of tea inside. Maybe he needed bigger mugs.Â
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Lovebirds.
ïżœïżœđđđđđ'đ đ”đđđ | omg this is my first request. ilysm anon, im now feelin super cool. also, i just realized i put recc (as in recommended) instead of requests. iâm super stupid LOL. anyways, im touch starved too dw bby, iâm servin u up a long one since i rlly like this request and after all u r my first! đ·đđđđđđ | Gojo x Wife! Reader đŸđđđ
đȘđđđđ | 2307 đŸđđđđđđđ | None! đșđđđđđđ | Coming home from a long mission in America, precisely 1 year, youâre excited to catch up on Gojoâs students, Nanami, and just Gojo in general.  Leaning out of the car window, resting your arm against your purse, you sighed. A humid wind brushed against your skin, tickling you. It had been quite a while since you had been in Japan, spending almost a year on a huge mission in America. You had killed a battalion worthy amount of special grades.  You spent most of your time in America in mostly horribly rundown places, equally as infested with curses. Although you found yourself enjoying Americaâs natural beauty, further away from the city life that many of the Americans found themselves enjoying, you much preferred Japan. after all, it was your home, and where you met Gojo Satoru. It would be another day until you could return, and you had gone through hundreds of scenarios of finally being in his arms again, but nonetheless, you were ecstatic at the thought of your husbandâs touch.  Your phoneâs notification chimed loudly, you threw your phone onto the other seat, heart jumping up to a high rate. It was a recording of Satoru loudly yelling, âOPEN YOUR FUCKING PHONE!â with a flurry of giggles afterwards.   Ijichi jumped, turning left and right. Whispering under his breath, he let out an exasperated sigh, switching the music channel.   The recording was mostly because of the time you had to ghost him due to work. Gojo had snuck on and recorded it, doing some magical tech stuff and giving you the custom notification sound. You had kept it that way ever since, since secretly, you enjoyed that you were so badly wanted by Gojo, that, and you had no idea how to change it back.   But the custom notification was sweet as well.  You smiled to yourself every time you heard it, a familiar twinge of pain flashing inside of you whenever you realized you wouldnât be able to see him for a while.  Well, today, and the days after that would be different. Youâd be able to finally see Gojo again, and his new students that he always frantically texted you about. Nanami, an old friend of Gojo, and also an old friend of yours, would also be there to welcome you back, you found yourself reminiscing about them.  You had heard so much about them, one of the kids being Sukunaâs vessel, you wondered how Gojo could contain such a fear, being around the kid at all times, he always told you about how the kid was actually energetic and happy and an overall great kid, you had heard about Nanami, finally coming back into the jujutsu sorcerer field of work, even though you always found that he still had a thing for finances.  You shook your head, âSave that shit for later, (Y/N).â muttering to yourself, you didnât want to think of anything but Gojo, after all, it had been one fucking year of being deprived of the man you loved most. You were practically starving for the guy, in more ways than one.  Ijichi gulped, facing towards you, one hand on his steering wheel, âForgive me Mrs. Satoru, but um.. Forgive me if I misheard, but I think I heard your phones notification go off.. Due to the ah- incredibly loud profanity.â  Now just realizing that you had completely forgotten about the phone notification, you nodded your thanks to Ijichi, a warmth rushing to your cheeks before opening up your phone.   In the small, rounded box containing Gojoâs message, he wrote in all caps, âSUGAR, MY BELOVED, MY QUEEN, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU? I CANâT FUCKING WAIT IâM LITERALLY BOUNCING UP AND DOWN IN OUR BED.â  Smiling to yourself, you furiously texted back, âCalm down honeybun, Iâll be there in like, 24 hours, Iâm not even fucking close.â  You almost instantly got a DM back, making you jump a bit in your seat. Even with the 5 years of friendship, and the 3 years of relationship, and the 2 years of marriage, he still almost always texted you back as quickly as possible.  âGod I canât fucking wait for you to meet the kids! Weâll keep it a surprise, yeah? We have a bunch of treats, and we also got the kids to get some gifts for you! How thoughtful arenât they? Theyâre MY offspring by the way, so like, you know, whenever you want a kid, itâs your call ;)â  You snorted to yourself, smiling. He genuinely seemed so excited, and it was all shining through even though it was from a screen.   âMaybe in a few years, I donât even wanna imagine a little you.â  Despite the excited, bubbling feeling brewing bigger and bigger in your stomach, you figured itâd be best to sleep before the chaos. Happily sighing, you laid down, using your purse as a pillow, drifting into a blissful sleep.  â§âËâ©ćœĄ.  You awoke to a sudden halt, Looking around your surroundings, you figured you were home. Ijichi looked like he was damn near about to fall asleep on the steering wheel.  Well, maybe thatâs what 24 hours of constant driving did to you. You fished around in your purse, silently cursing looking for a water bottle.  âHere, Ijichi, looks like you ran a marathon.â you grinned, handing the slightly crumped water bottle to him.  He beamed as if a guardian angel had descended down and gave him a trillion dollars.  âMrs. Satoru! You really mean it? The ride was nothing, I was merely instructed to do so and I wouldâve done it happily regardless.â  You waved your hand, as a dismissal of the conversation. âYou overwork yourself Ijichi, go catch a break, on me. If Gojo tears you apart, tell him he wonât be getting any pussy from me for another year.â  Ichiji nodded vigorously, before dashing off, probably towards a massage center, God that guy needed it. â§âËâ©ćœĄ.   Gojo frantically hopped up and down, it had been a day, now he was just waiting for you to bust through the door in your wild hair, his legs sprawled onto the whole of a couch, he stared at the ceiling, a dopey smile spread across his face.   âSatoru. (Y/N) will not even want to be associated with you, looking at your current state.â he remarked, staring at the sorcerer with his strikingly dead eyes.   âNanami, how the fuck am I supposed to act calm?! Iâve waited for this moment for ONE YEAR! Does my hair look normal?!â   âYour hair looks just like an albino porcupine, just as usual.â Flipping the page of his newspaper, he sighed, rubbing his temples. âI will never understand how someone like (Y/N) would be.. Interested in you, Satoru.â   Gojo paid no attention to the insult Nanami had so clearly made, his ears were perked up, eavesdropping on a distant conversation coming closer and closer.   âGojo-Senpai was telling me about this movie while training my cursed energy! He basically spoiled the whole thing but he told me that the main character was super annoying but apparently she dies in the end in the most gruesome way possible! Itâs worth the watch, your soul will feel cleansed as soon as you see her lifeless body!â   âYuuji, you literally spoiled the whole thing to me just now.â Fushiguro calmly stated, looking bored out of his mind.   âOh, oops.â Yuuji rubbed the back of his neck. He smiled coyly, tightly hugging his present.   âWhatâs with the decorations, Gojo-Sensei?â inquired Nobara, stroking her warm toned brown hair. She had figured it was something about the presents that Gojo had forced the trio to get, but he never told them who it was for.   The room had been decorated with various balloons and confetti, scattered about, on the table and the ground. A cake box wrapped with a gigantic bow limply guarded whoever was brave enough to get their hands on something that Gojo seemed to be protecting with his life.   A pink table cover with a crudely drawn Gojo and what would seem to be a girl, a heart in the middle of the pair. In a horrible font with an even awfuller text, the text on top and at the bottom of the drawing proudly stated:   âWELCOME BACK QTâ   â-YOUâRE HUSBAND AND THE CREWâ   Nobara stood in distaste, trying to disguise the face she made. The drawing, the misused youâre, and the overall poor design choice was enough to almost make her vomit.   Nobara, about to make her distasteful statements about the whole mess, was suddenly shut up as Gojo started hopping up and down, looking directly at his phone.   âSHEâS COMING! SHEâS COMING! EVERYONE IN YOUR PLACES!â   Now, seeing Gojo freak out wasnât outside of the ordinary, but it was to see him freak out to this extent. He was hopping up and down, blabbering about a certain woman named (Y/N). Nobara was pretty sure that if a curse attacked right now, even a special grade comparable to the one with the uncomplete domain could completely crush Gojo, the guy seemed completely unaware of the example he was setting to the kids. Even Yuuji stood in disbelief, and he had seen multiple tantrums by Gojo.  Nanami, however, licked his finger and flipped the newspaper page. A face of boredom obviously displayed.   Nobara, preparing herself to chew Gojo out about how utterly stupid and embarrassing he made the whole class of jujutsu sorcerers look like, stopped wide eyed as she looked at the doors slide wide open. â§âËâ©ćœĄ.   You stood, shyly, looking at the ground. Gojo dove headfirst into your arms, laughing like a maniac and digging his face into your shoulder. You breathed in his scent, scanning the room.   Three teens, sat wide-eyed, backs straight as they looked at you with eyes you couldnât quite read. All three of them held presents.   The one with eyelids underneath his eyes (which you assumed was Yuuji, the vessel of Sukuna) eyed you curiously, his eye twitched.   The other boy, one with wild black-blue hair, sat mouth agape, before closing it. He looked like he was about to say something, before stopping entirely and hugging his present closer to his chest.   The warm haired girl darted her eyes between you two, seemingly trying to put the puzzle together.   Nanami put the newspaper down, glancing over to you two.   âThis is obviously Gojo-Senpaiâs wife. He hasnât seen her in many months, and as you can see, really really misses her.â he paused, a small smile spreading on his face, a rare sight.   âI donât even know why myself, but what can you do with lovebirds?â he thought aloud, his attention now focused to the two of you furiously making out, hands in places Yuuji and the crew didnât need to see.   âSatoru, (Y/N), leave the kissing for later. Donât you see the kids?â   You detached yourself from his mouth, panting for breath. The air being exhaled out of his nose fanned over your face, you had just now realized the kids again.   âSatoru, lets sit down. I bet the kids are surprised. â you motioned to the couch. Gojo whined.   âWhat? Theyâre not that dumb, they can tell youâre my wife or at least, youâre my girlfriend, just by the way we kiss right? Isnât this telling enough?â   âYou didnât tell them about me, ever did you?â   He sighed in defeat, holding tightly onto your arm as you dragged him over and sat down on the comfortable couch, opposite of Yuuji and the crew. Nanami scooched over, before finally getting up to pull another chair from somewhere else. Grunting, he excused himself from the room.   âYOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND, GOJO-SENPAI? AND DIDNâT TELL US?â Yuuji questioned, looking like he was about to faint.   Gojo laughed, snuggling deeper onto you, almost like a koala.   âSheâs my wife, arenât you, sugar? Did you even pay attention to anything Nanami said? He literally said she was my wife.â   Megumi made an obvious gagging sound, but even he didnât seem as bored as he was usually. He actually looked intrigued.   âWhy didnât you tell us, Gojo-Senpai?â the girl nagged, slamming her fist down on the table.   Gojo smiled, âUh, well, I wanted it to be a surprise when she came back.â   âCouldnât you have told us that you had a wife or something?â Megumi butt in.   The door slid open, Nanami coming in with a wooden stool.   âKnowing Gojo-Senpai, that probably went over his head.â grunting as he placed the wooden stool down and sat, he opened his newspaper again.   âWhere do you guys know eachother?â   âWas Gojo-Senpai handsome back in highschool too?â   âDo you know what lipgloss Gojo-Senpai wears?â   âGojo-Senpai, how did you know you loved her?â   âGojo-Senpai, can we eat now?â   âDo you know why Gojo has such a horrible sweet tooth?â   Before you could even respond, Nanami put his hand up.   âNow, now, lets let the happy couple settle down.â he cleard his throat, not even making eye contact with anyone but the newspaper.   An audible chorus of groans sounded, âWhat do you expect us to do? We literally just met her!â moaned Yuuji.   âWerenât you the one that literally asked if we could eat yet?â   Yuuji immediately shut up afterwards.   âYuuji, she just came back from a 1 day trip. She should be laying down comfortably with Gojo-Senpai and they should be catching up. Youâll have the opportunity to talk to her and learn about her later. Right now she needs space.â   âBut-â Nobara whined, clasping her hands together.   Nanami turned to Fushiguro, but even he had his mind set. âI didnât even begin to think that Gojo had a wife. I really want to know more about her, if you think about it, this is all Gojo-Senseiâs fault.â   Nanami rubbed his temples, staring at the two of you for backup, realizing that you two were making out again.   Nanami sighed, 10 years later and you two were still the same.  Â
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Rico besides Kama what do you think about the other indian servants?????
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS GOING TO GET SOOOO LONG!!!! i have a different view of the indo fam as a whole. i call them the indo fam but i mean the found family trope!!!! theyre like a group of college students sharing a dorm if that makes sense, since their servant selves are obviously different from their initial myths/human vessels!!!
OK SO. RECENTLY, i have an oomf that found books about arjuna that summarize his exploits in the mahabharata(I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO READ IT ALL IM SO SORRY) and also talk about him in a more philosphical manner such as his states of mind during each event etc and iâve been meaning to read said book because im genuinely interested in arjuna now!!! and iâd like to know more about this indo prince because from what iâve seen, he is portrayed in a rather bad light(?)Â in FGO which i find extremely !!!!!!!!!!! and incrdibley !!!!!!! strange !!!!!!! the mahabharataâs conflicts can be put in a mostly grey area where thereâs no good nor bad, its not black and white. so seeing arjuna get bashed because of the way his conflict with karna was written is... hm. letâs say that im REALLY starting to understand arjuna fans that dislike seeing him get mischaracterized so much. OTHER THAN THAT, his design is adorable, his travel outfit is my favourite because he deserves to relax and have some fun!!! fgo making him a chuuni is cute and his VAs little moans are cute cute cute!!!!!!!!!!! (mash grabs my shoulder and forces me to sit down) i think that arjuna deserves better and im really happy to see him have fun in his travel costume voicelines. i think we should take arjun on a date!!! heâs a great lover, weâd have the best time!! OH ALSO, kama seeing him as the student council president in their interlude makes me SOOOOOOO HAPPY its unreal, i think it fits him very very well, the seitokaichou who was elected because of everyoneâs hopes and recommended by teachers because heâs suuuch a good student but because of that, the pressure to be good is constantly towering over his head and everytime he looks out the window he wishes he could ditch class and skip a day just because he felt like going to the arcade and be a bad student.......just this once........i think hes very very cute...... i want him to cook for me. HAVE YO U READ HIS BOND 4 VOICELINE ?mmmmmggg i want him to get embarrassed everytime i praise him for having such a muscular waistline. AUG
ANEWAYS i also have quite the thoughts about karna, his characterization in the game is linked to arjunaâs and thats fine but i think that forgetting how much of a little sassy bastard he can get was a mistake! did you know that in apocryphaâs german dub on netflix, when jeanne calls his name like âYouâre Karna, arenât you ? The son of the Indian Sun God !â HES LIKE âSo ?â AND THAT WAS SOOOO BITCHY OF HIM, i think that karna is a good boy in fgo but the fact that he was such a fighty old man in the mahabharata shouldnt be forgotten and is a charm trait. I MEAN ???? HE THREW HANDS WITH AN 18 YEAR OLD(ARJUN) WHILE BEIN LIKE... THIRTY TWO. WHATS WITH THIS ANNOYING OLD MAN !!!!! knowing these little facts about him made me like him so much more actually !! i think karna being so nice is adorable!! but the little bitchy energy u can find in his voicelines is also very charming!! i think karna looking at me emotionless as i ask him to lend me his notes for the nth time that week and then saying â...Mn.â when i thank him is cute!!! his voiceline towards things he dislikes is interesting to me. karna seeming aloof and mean bc he doesnt know how to communicate but is actually nice underneath...... hey... thats a little delinquentcore........ i wouldnt say yankii but hes like... hes like... u know hes the handsome quiet one of the group of yankiis... u know the one...? hey where are you going
ganesha is also a character im deeply interested in but i havent played CCC so i dont know that many details about jinako herself !! my brain goes HMMMMMM it seems lord ganesha is trans in fgo ! (since kama used to be a male god originally as well!!) ganesha uses all pronouns!!! and ganesha is also special to me because they share similar traits with kama when it comes to their characterization AND mischaracterizations. ganesha isnt JUST jinako. theres a part of a god in the servant mix!!! and jinako HERSELF is actually a pretty sad character imo. the whole otaku/neet thing is obviously a facade and her true wish being that she wants to redo her whole life is also proof of how much she hates what shes become, yet at the same time, she doesnt know what else she could do. but anyways, i prefer looking at servants from a lore POV so i think that ganesha should still be considered a god and be adressed as such!! i like seeing people portray ganesha as jinako but i prefer it when a certain lavish more godly side of them is put forward. a side of jinako that managed to move on a little bit if that makes sense ? that got more serious. and became someone else entierly despite sharing similarities. needless to say their bond with karna makes me happy since he shows them respect as you should towards a god!! its a bit different from their bond in CCC... like they matured somewhat!! anyway ganesha is the one who taught everyone else in the indo fam about video games and technology and i will NEVER shut up.
ashwatthama..... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM %_â(âç_ââĂš_ç(Ăš_ââ545656455456545453£šš”š”M”š++°=)=)°+ goodness. jesus christ on earth. my love story with him makes me so embarrassed. when he got revealed i instantly fell in love with him despite knowing JACK SHIT ABOUT HIM but since i was the only one in my friend group who was hardcore into fgo at the time, i kept my love for him to myself and just... (looks away)(i drop my wallet full of picturses of him) quietly adored his everything in silence. WELL, ree having an intense crush on yankii type characters isnt new, its been my favourite trope for ages (gyarus go in hand with them!!) and im still very attached to it so thats what made me love him in the first place!!!! BUT THEN. I GOT INTO HIS MAHABHARATAN LORE. And OHHHHHHHHH BABY.......... (im twirling my hair) so theres this 7ft tall war criminal..........<3<33<3(mash leans in and informs me that the convention of geneva didnt exist at the time) SO THERES THIS 7 FTTALL IMMORTALMAN.......<233 gOD he makes me absolutely CRAZY9909840385%ÂŁ%%ÂŁ%%”%”%” the love i have for this character is immense and whenever im sad i remember that pako exists and has a tablet and can draw and i suddenly feel so much better. ok im gonna stop horny posting a little bit. but hes my wife. AND WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIS PORTRAYAL IN FGO IS THAT, they actually made him a good boy despite his initial roughness and misdeeds ???!!! HELLO?? ashwatthama wishing for a redemption ark is my favourite thing and his righteousness that was born because of his regrets is a very interesting drivepoint to me !!! hes a gorgeous character and im buying a ticket plane as we speak right now so i can go find him in northern india. iâll find him. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME !!!!!GET OFF ME !!!
miss lakshimi makes me very sad! because every female servant in the indo fam is an already known face. (... would sita count.) and lakshi being a jeanneface is a waste. well, sheâs still very pretty and her lore is also quite interesting!! i havent looked into it fully yet but i think she should be kissed on the mouth. her bad luck makes me slip on a banana peel whenevr i get close to her to kiss her and i hit my head on the pavement and pass away-Â
parvati is on a tough spot for me atm. i genuinely love thinking of her as the way the indian goddess herself is portrayed because thats where the fun lies for me in her character. especially when shes involved with other indian servants, thats a given!! i would like to see parvati grow, suffer and heal. because branding her as an âall-knowing momâ is easy, but every single parent makes mistakes if you follow that logic. also, since shes the sakura servant âthats closest to her initial personalityâ, sheâs got some of the most Repulsive fans ive Ever witnessed in fandom spaces and lets say that im trying to work my way out of this hellhole and find things to like about parvati without the fandomâs influence. needless to say, im going to keep looking into her mythos and her lore by myself at my own pace and keep doing my own thing in my little corner.Â
rama shouldve been a jock. THE RAMAYANA IS OLDER THAN THE MAHABHARATA, WHY IS.....Hrm well him being summoned as his baby version gives me hope for a future rama alt perhaps??? but i think that he shouldve been a total jock and he shouldve been huge with a huge red lion-like mane for his hair and a teethy grin and big biceps and intense love for his wife. SPEAKING OF SITA, her charm point is her purity but i wish.... that their artist still hadnt drawn them like That, im not a fan of lily servants and i think purity = being young is a bit of an annoying excuse!!! rama and sita looking similar is because of their shared history which is fine but... rolls my eyes............. rama shouldve been 6ft tall and sita shouldve been a milf to match...... anyways i doubt ravana would be added as a servant but iâd love to have a ramayana centric event!! where all indo servants have their own lore centric role to play!!! oh thatd be a dream.... but i have learned to not expect much from a fanservice game so im jus gonna draw my own stuff! (strikes a pose!)Â (mashu claps!)
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Give us the Donatellos!
Donnie is my favorite so Imma be super biased on this one. Maybe I like smart guys or maybe purple is my favorite color, youâll never know!
Up first, the og âhehe turgleâ
Donatello (1987)
Yeah Iâm sorry for making thisÂ
First of all, not the biggest fan of his voice. It has a bit of a whiny quality to it, and Iâm not about all that jazz. His gismoâs look pretty lame a lot of the times, either itâs a grey box with some buttons, dials and flashing lights or looks like it was pulled directly from Lost in Space. Still a cute design but he felt pretty bland and seemed to be used for plot convenience most of the time. To put it simply, he was cute and essential but kinda bland. Iâm always really harsh on this version because itâs so painfully dated and cheesy, which ainât my cup of tea, but what can I say be hehe turgle.
5/10
I had a crush on this Donnie so you know that this is not remotely close to a fair rating but eh, I love him and yall do too
Don (2003)
His voice, such a huge improvement. Iâm really sound-oriented and I often like to play a game of âIâve heard the VA before, but which role?â when I watch cartoons and I donât mean to brag, but Iâm pretty good at it. So when I heard that soft, caring voice, ten year old me was head over heels. Which is one quality I love about him. His heart is so huge, like I can think back to a bunch of side characters and most of them were introduced through Don helping or knowing them. The Atlantians and the homeless in the show owe so much to Don, but he goes out of his way to make sure that they are alright. In the last season (which everyone hated but I actually really liked so fuck me I guess), Splinter is lost into tiny pieces across the web and Don blames himself and goes without sleep and food for days to bring him back. It broke my heart, and Iâm pretty sure a lot of others, to see him like that.
On a lighter note, I vaguely remember this one scene where the triceration dude is like âyou did this!â and Donâs like âI did? Good for me then.â and had a very pleased grin on his face right after. I donât know why, but that killed me. Bless Don and his rare, but excellent, comebacks.
He really does so much and there were quite a few episodes focused on him. He also had quite a bit of character development, not as much as Leo, but whoever gets any more development whatsoever besides Leo?
I love him heâs amazing protect him/10
Next up is the Donnie that helped me love my old gap tooth.
Donnie (2012)
Voiced by the very talented Rob Paulson, this Donnie goes back and forth from really great character to eh. The whole April thing was just kinda strange to me and I donât really think it added anything other than some interesting Casey and Donnie banter. His crush was really strong the first two seasons and came off as stalkerish almost. Although Iâm guilty of having a picture of a crush as my lock screen once as well, so I canât judge that much. I really liked that they actually addressed this when Bigfoot had a crush on Donnie and he realized how April felt. Yeah, that episode was weird and just didnât make any sense, but it really helped Donnie gain a new perspective and made him go from super crush to (mostly) hidden pining. He has a nice design as well, especially with the gap tooth. I used to have one and was really embarrassed of it but whenever I saw that Donnie had one, I thought it looked neat and I started to see myself in a more positive light. Itâs closed up now, but I can still spray water between the little bit thatâs left as a parlor trick. But seriously, what the FUCK was up with Don visiososoos whatever tf his name I I donât understnad my tiny brain donât understand why my purple boy tried to kill this dude who looked like he shouldâve been wearing a red jumpsuit in the background of a pixar robot love story. Anyway, my tall gap tooth son, ily.
7/10
Then, the barely changed but fantastic
Donnie (Heroes in a Half Shell: Blast to the Past)
Baby but Bastard at the same time purely because of the âAnyone who bothers me, ejector seat buttonâs right thereâ line.Â
10/10
Now this version has one of my favorite designs out of all the Donatelloâs!
Donatello (2014/2016)
They put a lot of thought into his design psychically, the long body, the near-constant look of surprise and curiosity in his features, the gadgets made of common objects, the wraps on his arms, I would love to be able to think of and make those kinds of details! It was all really well thought out and he stood out since he wasnât as bulky as the rest of the turtles. I really like the little lines and the actor did a fantastic job on the delivery and really made the character come to life. Some favorites: âOhmygod, they have gunsâ, the little awed, snorty chuckle when he flips a car over with his bo staff, âdoitdoitoitdoit im not gonna stop til you do it doditdoitâ and when he straight up yeets himself out of a plane. He has a genuine curiosity in everything he does and I think he might be my favorite version. Itâs hard to choose when it comes to Donnie because he varies so wildly. But for detail, voice and writing alone, definitely the 2014 Donnie.
8.5/10
Next up is God himself
Donnie (2018)
Chaotic as all hell, like I canât think of a more chaotic character from ANY of the versions other than this Donnie. I have a lot of thoughts about his character in general, from design, to psychology and complexes. First and foremost, Donnie is a softshell turtle, meaning he has a DOPE battle shell and overall looks pretty damn neat. Although, I think that just the fact heâs biologically weaker has caused him to put up a lot of boundaries between him and his family and friends. He canât be incredibly strong like Raph, agile like Leo or fast like Mikey and even though he brags about being smart, he feels almost beneath his brothers and strives to outdo them in any way he can. He wants to show them that heâs just as, if not more so, talented and feels overlooked because his inventions become âtoo smartâ or âtoo over the topâ and even the ones that work out incredibly well are written off for flashier projects.Â
He depends on technology and feels like that's all he has, and (ironically enough) heâs built up a shield around him. He acts confident and narcissistic and has an almost nihilistic outlook, but heâs frustrated and feels inferior and wants validation more than anything. I came up with this theory when I saw the episode Turtle Dega Nights. I know that the scene was meant for Donnie to express how he feels about Splinter lying about the event and believe that he didnât genuinely want to hang out with his sons, but that kind of thing feels like itâs been built up over time, like heâs been lied to before about the true meaning behind something. Something like, oh idk, how great his inventions are? Or how helpful he really is? Or how talented he is? Just sayin. Also ngl I might be self projecting a bit, but mmm. Also he has so much purple on him and itâs wayyy more accurate compared to just a purple bandanna bc people who like purple GO ALL OUT. A friend told me this and I thought ânah thats not true I like purpleâ but then I looked down to find my dyed purple jeans, purple vans and my favorite hoodie, also purple. A really chaotic version but he seriously needs a hug.
9/10
Storytime: One time my friend dressed up as Donnie the same year I was dressing as April Oâ Neal and we didnât even plan it. It was fantastic.
Thank you so much for sending this in! Sorry itâs taking me so long to get around to these! Iâm so glad you guys are liking my blog and my opinions!
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good news, sluts! my brain's no longer being completely stupid (only mostly), i've seen the new asides and...have some thought-y thot thoughts:
*deep inhale*
Okay, first things first: this art style is soooo fucking cUTE and I'm a jealous, squealing bitch. Anyone who knows who the artist is, could you link me to them, stat? I think Thomas mentioned them at the beginning of the ep, but nYeh, brain hurt, doesn't wanna do wooork-
Okay, I'll admit, I was a little...apprehensive when I first saw the thumbnail and title. Part of it's just me being a bitter Remus Stan, but also...okay, deep breaths, controversial opinion time, get ready:
I don't ship Prinxiety.
Like, at all.Â
I can see the appeal, and these dorks were so very, VERY cute in this particular ep, but I was honestly turned off by the ship long ago due to how overwhelmingly popular it is and how some fans characterize these two and treat this relationship as if it's the only valid one, y'know, the worksâslight tangent, but that's also why I don't ship Logicality or Remile. I honestly vibe much better with ships like Roceit or Analogical, y'know?
Cutting in for another brief tangent: I'm surprisingly okay with Demus/Dukeceit/Receit/Trashnoodle/Whatever-Their-Ship-Name-Is-Oh-God-Why-Do-They-Have-So-Many-Fucking-Names; maybe it's cause they haven't actually interacted in canon and the fan content gives me such good Gay Disney Villain content, idk man im weirdâ).
Still, their interactions were both hilarious and sweet and like I said, I see the appeal, it's just not my cup of tea. y'all Prinxiety fans got fucking FED and I'm happy for you nerds. Enjoy ze happy boys!
I guess another factor in my...low-key hesitance when I first saw what the ep was about is that...okay, get ready, another controversial opinion, le gasp: well, I'm not a big Virgil fan. In fact, at times, he swaps places with Patton as my least favorite sidesâespecially with some of his recent behavior in eps like DWIT (the "prohibit your breathing comment" really triggered me, for example). Sometimes, his attitude, especially around other sides like Roman or Janus, reminds me a little too much of my sister, who I don't have...a very good relationship with. Add to that how the more...intense side of the fandom has a disturbing tendency to turn him into the 'uwu precious woobie emo baby who can do no wrong' while unnecessarily villainizing other CERTAIN sides in the process, and...I think you all see where I'm going with this little rant đ
However, upon actually watching the ep, he wasn't...that bad? I don't think? I enjoyed watching him be a flustered, disaster-y mess and genuinely excited at the end, his interactions with Roman were nice enough, and him literally pushing Thomas to make a move with Nico despite his obvious panic attack was a nice moment of genuine character development. I like seeing that, that's the good shit right there. And him being all flustered and shit, and smiling so much at the end of the vid was just...well, adorable. This man has no fucking right to be this cute, my god
alsooooÂ
pURPLE EYESHADOW
PURPLE EYESHADOW HE LOOKS?? SO GOOD?? WTF?? SLAY EMO, SLAAAAAAAY FUCK, DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW?
alsooooÂ
hAPPY ROMAN
YESSSSS~ MAH BOI MAH SON MAH DUMB BITCH HIMBO PRINCE MAH EXTRA MESSY CINNAMON ROLL
ITSÂ BEEN SOÂ LONG
AND HIS LITTLE HEART EYES THROUGHOUT THE VID, OH MY GOD-
IMMA JUST IGNORE THAT "ADDING [MISTAKE] TO THE LIST" COMMENT I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT LALALALALA
THOMATHY, SIR, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING THESE TWO GAY IDIOTS SO BAEBY
Okay, but Virgil not realizing that "cyberstalking in real life" is literally just stalking is both a big ass mood and further proof that, yes, Logan is indeed the only one holding the braincell out of this disaster of a lot. God help them all if he ducks out in the next ep.
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And Thomas x Trash Can is my new OTP. I dub thee âš "Trashmas" âš
we sTAN TRASHMAS
Wait, does that mean Remus actually WAS in the ep? Cause, y'know, trash man?
hmmm
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Okay, okay.Â
With how much Virgil and Roman were going off about Thomas constantly lying, I was (understandably) a tad bit disappointed my snek son didn't even make a fucking cameo, but y'know what? In hindsight, I'm okay with this it's fineee~
He was just off playing with shadow puppets and stealing money from us desperate, content-starved peasants with his sheer extra-ness and, honestly? Gotta respect the hustle.Â
Get that precious, precious coin, dapper snake! Wring us poor losers dryyyy!
*evil snek laugh*
Also, this is a breather ep and adding Janus in probably would've caused unnecessary drama with the Roceit breakup and the constant antagonism between Virgil and him. It probably would've distracted from the point of the ep (flirting with social anxiety, exactly what it says in the tin)âmuch like it wasn't really Virgil or Remus's place to show up during POF. Does that make sense? I think it makes sense. Sorry, brain going brr-
Still, I can't believe the "Fuck Janus Sanders" Club is actually canon now đ
God, first Patton in a skirt and now this.Â
Thomas Sanders, you delight in fucking feEDING this gremlin nest of a fanbase, donât you? You RELISH our screams of joy and pain and suffering, dONâT YOU?
What's next, actual canonical Janus and Remus interaction? Patton saying the fuck word? The Dragon Witch comes back? Janus's bowler hat gains sentience and takes over the world, Doris-style? What do you have planned, Thomas? Joan? WHAT ART THOU PLANNING, I MUST KNOW YOU HEATHENS YOU FIENDS-
And Virgil's little "would it be fair to him" comment, tho.
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Like, I get in the context of the ep, he was likely talking about Nico and how it wouldnât be good for a potential relationship with Tomas to be founded on lies, but still...my anxceit heart aches, man.Â
Gimme that sweet, sweet angst with a side of mutual regret and possible future reconciliation and maybe something more wink wink nudge nudge on top, pls
...and fries.
Honestly, tho, that entire bathroom monologue was fucking beautiful, man. And relatable, tooâi can't tell you how many times I've talked to myself in public restrooms because I just didn't know how to get the words I wanted to say out. It's...kind of embarrassing, tbh
Speaking of embarrassing, uh, crying stall guy.
Just...
Crying Stall Guy
Like, I was expecting someone to come out the bathroom stall after Thomas stopped talking, but...I honestly wasn't expecting that. God, that whole scene was so cringe worthy and fucking hilarious
Honestly, Thomas in the ep in general was a huge ass mOOD and we collective gay/bi disasters ALL related with him, and if you say you don't, you're either lying to yourself or a demon.Â
There is no in betweenÂ
sorry I don't make the rules
Like, I get this series is literally a gay disaster talking to himself for thirty minutes or longer, but like- EMPHASIS on the 'disaster' part đ
Like...Thomas, you're lucky you're such a goddamn bean, because GOD, I cringing so hard when he first started talking to Nico
Although, I too have apologized profusely for genuine mistakes and am a flustered bi mess around my crush sooo
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And god, Roman's "thirty = old man" jokes made me feel old...and I literally just turned twenty, like, come on, man!
Maybe that's because I was literally watching this ep after finishing my ACT and had been sitting with a bunch of high schoolers, with their tiny fucking desks and tiny fucking water fountains smeh
*clears throat*
Anyways, uh, we STAN Nico Pintrovert Florés in this house
Like
He gives me such big Carlos from WTNV vibes for some reason and this makes me sooo happy
and YESS, he's a WRITER
And he's??? So sweet?? A pure bean?? Just sits on his laptop at the mall food court all day, like a god-fucking iCON?? A Nightmare Before Christmas fan?? weARS GLASSES??
my hEART
*cries*
The fandom seems torn between "Nicomas" and "Karrot Kings" as a ship name atmâpersonally speaking, I'm casting my vote for the latter
*crosses fingers* please dont be another janus x remus multiple ship name issue guys, please please please I can't keep track of them all-
*clears throat*
On that note, I'm guess I'm gonna go try and whoo over my crush with carrots now. If THIS disaster can do it and make it actually fucking work, god damnit, so cAN I
Meanwhile, in hell, my brain's just screaming "CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST-"
God, I hope Nico isn't just a one-shot character, he's too pure and Thomas and him are adorable gay Disney fans and I stan
Oh, I wonder how the other sides'll react to him.
Wait.
Oh god.
Oh god.
This ep just unleashed a new fresh hell of potential Nico x Sides ships, hasn't it?
Welp, time to prepare for ze incoming flood of fanfics, I guess. I'll get my umbrella and rain boots.
That last shot of Virgil during the endcard was so fucking ominous oh my god mom im scared can you come pick me up-
Goddammit, Thomas and Joan, I'm NOT fucking ready to be traumatized again, fUCK
I wish I wasn't a broke ass university student so I could contribute to Thomas's gloriously extra Patreonâboth so I can support my favorite content creators who make this amazing blessed content and also, to join my boi Janus in fucking destroying society by giving money to the people who actually deserve it, fuck YOU GOVERNMENT-
Okay.Â
Okay.Â
New headcanon time as to why Patton, Remus, and Logan weren't in the ep: they were helping Jan film that Patreon promotional video.Â
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Remus directed it, Logan helped with the lighting and script, and Patton was just there as the cheerleader.Â
The reason Janus made a dog with shadow puppets wasn't just to flaunt his deity status and prove how he is truly above us mere wretched mortalsÂ
despite that being the absolute truth and we all know it, don't lie to yourselves
No, it was really him trying to do something cute and silly for Patton, because Moceit rights, daMMIT
*inhales*
nowwÂ
guys, gals, and nonbinary pals
itâs time forr
the most wonderful time of the yearrr
WAITING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
Step right up, folks! Hear ye, hear ye, my prediction for the next episode: Prinxiety v. Moceit! With special guest stars: Karrot Kings vibing in adorable gay and Intrulogical, bitter at being excluded aGAIN
Who will win? Who will lose?Â
hereâs a hint: we all will because in this sick twisted game they are no winners only losers-
Place your bets, folks! âš
Haha im not readyyy~
tl;dr
this episode has cleared my skin, watered my crops, and ended my sufferingâan adorable calm before the... angsty fucking shitstorm thatâs coming far too soon. Prinxiety stans, enjoy your food. Place an 'F' in the chat for me and my fellow grieving Remus stans. Trashmas is the true OTP, but Karrot Kings is cute too I guess. I've only had Nico FlorĂ©s for 24 minutes, but if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself. Purple eyeshadow Virgil makes me question my sexuality aGAIN, and happy gay disney prince rights y'all. Say a big ole 'fuck you' to capitalism by giving your local dapper snake moneys. Concussion makes brain go brr and imma go buy some carrots and be gay now.
psst hey @quarantinevibes2020â you wanna join me in being disaster-y? iâll bring my best gay stare and you bring the wine
Until next time, my lovelies! ~ Ches đ€
#sanders asides#ts spoilers#flirting with social anxiety#virgil sanders#roman sanders#c!thomas#janus sanders#remus sanders#patton sanders#logan sanders#nico flores#karrot kings#nicomas#prinxiety#moceit#virgil negativity#its not like a major thing#i just have mixed feelings on him is all#thomas x trash can#trashmas#i will make that a crackship guys#you can't stop me#in other news#i'm forfeiting all my worldly possessions to our local cryptic dapper snek#and buying carrots#because that's life sometimes#please work tumblr#i know you hate me#but please#shut up ches
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in response to @virtualfindingsdocumentedââs ask, i have plenty of useless headcanons that donât change anything in the story, mostly based on my friends or people iâve met, so some of them might be oddly specific.
first of all i headcanon that beatrice, bertrand, esmĂ©, jacques, josephine, kit, lemony, monty, olaf and r were in one training class in vfd despite being different ages (the classes were created depending on when the child was taken and how advanced they were) and all of them were friends, so iâm going to focus on them. also iâm not including the children since we know a huge part of their story and i usually donât think of headcanons for them. (THIS WILL BE A HUGE RANT)
Beatrice:
is very good at sports: especially figure skating
as a teenager worked in some fast food chain to support   herself because she lived alone
said work made her go vegetarian for some time
is allergic to horses
likes to buy clothes at vintage shops
Lemony:
his celebrity crush is audrey hepburn
heâs a supporter of social democracy
is an anonymous ambassador of a pediatric therapy center. he saw enough of children getting hurt both physically and mentally in his life and although heâs on the run he wants to do something to help them
worked in many theaters
Josephine:
has ptsd due to physical assault during one mission
has thousands of hobbies like drawing, dancing, photography, singing
very sporty: is a hula hoop dancer and likes to rollerblade in her free time
loves michael jackson and beyonce, donât @ me
knows the basics of spanish
wanted to be a grammar teacher and loves kids
sheâs one of those people who drink tomato juice because they genuinely like it
Bertrand:
has some family in France
when he was a teenager he never drank alcohol, smoked anything (unlike many other volunteers)
plays the guitar
because of the various pranks he knew, he was quite the troublemaker at the academy
sometimes when he has a project to do or a role to prepare himself for, he smokes a few cigarettes and drinks a beer before getting started
heâs pretty shy and self-reserved except when with his friends, so acting is quite a challenge for him and heâs often embarrassed by his performances though heâs a very decent actor.
Monty:
he is asexual
always loved children and couldnât wait to meet any of his friendsâ and sent them gifts
heâs a genius ahead of his times with a very high iq and thatâs what caused him to be so self-involved
i have the least headcanons on him, so if anyone has some to share iâd be very grateful to know them!!
Kit:
has had depression since she was a teenager
worked as a babysitter to support herself and her brothers after their parents died
also swept floors and courts in various places
she was an intern for the daily punctilio but couldnât deal with eleanora for the life of her
smoked cigarettes but quit when she became close with dewey, also took drugs a few times
sews and makes her own clothes
Olaf:
has dyslexia
besides piano, he can play bass and the guitar
his parents took him to the theatre a lot, even when he was a baby, which sparked his dream of being an actor and playwright
likes retro stuff
is afraid of clowns
helped josephine through her flashbacks when they were together and went to therapist with kit
Duchess of Winnipeg:
her name is ramona ofc
has a musical talent and plays a lot of instruments (the guitar, drums, violin etc.)
a feminist icon
knits in her free time
was one of those child models for different commercials
performed on stage alongside beatrice a few times
Jacques:
he got interested in theatre by detention at prufrockâs prep theatre, but never acted professionally
was a waiter and bartender for some time
collects lots of stuff
was always the most beautiful person at the academy
sings when no one is watching
heâs secretly afraid of montyâs snakes and also fears poverty (that his family wonât have enough to support themselves)
is lazy
hates when people are pretentious
knows EVERYTHING
spends every evening reading a book and drinking in a bath
i tried my hardest to include everything iâve ever imagined about those characters, i didnât write anything about esme here because iâve already written a general web of headcanons for her. i hope you like it and iâm curious about your opinion and them and some of yours (especially for monty, since as you can see iâm miserable here and i love him) :)
#asoue#ask#answer#beatrice baudelaire#lemony snicket#josephine anwhistle#bertrand baudelaire#montgomery montgomery#kit snicket#count olaf#duchess of winnipeg#jacques snicket
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Hey all, I'm 25f and I'm not exactly big on dating nor have I ever had a relationship past dating and could really use your advice. For a little background, I have been interested in a guy in my major, who is about the same age, for a little while now and it is fairly obvious he has some interest in me (talking almost always directly to me in group settings, sitting close to me even if there are tons of open seats, prolonged eye contact, teasing and showing off, looking at me when something funny happens to see if I'm laughing too, and of course other flirting signs). He is ex-military and definitely not a shy person. I myself have a healthy amount of confidence, value myself, and have no problem asking guys out on dates that I like, I prefer it to playing games to get him to ask me.A few days ago I asked said friend/crush out to dinner via text (which I know is a little gauche, but we mostly talk in person and I wouldn't be seeing him that day) and it clearly went over his head that I was asking him out. I thought maybe he was just trying to awkwardly dance around the fact that I had asked him out, but the next day I hung out with him and another friend between classes for a few hours and everything was flirty business as usual, no awkwardness or anything. I decided I had to clarify my intentions, so in a brief moment alone when he was leaving for class and I was going home, I pulled him aside and said "Hey, you know when I asked you to go to dinner with me, I was asking you out right?"His eyes got huge in genuine shock and he let out a long and quiet "...Noooooooo." Trying to lighten the situation, because he looked like a deer in headlights, I smiled and jokingly said "Ok, well, I was, and I'm going to need a yes or no so I can move on with my life." And gave him the double guns. He still looked surprised, and a little tense, and stuttered "Oh...Oh o-okay." before walking to his class.Truthfully, since I don't date often, I was riding the confidence high of asking someone out at the time. But now that it's been a few days later and I haven't heard anything from him (minus in a group chat with other people in our major) I'm kind of feeling a little embarrassed that I even asked. Mostly I'm just confused as to why he was so shocked that I was asking him out when he has been laying his interest on pretty thick lately. I know for a fact he has had a busy two days with school, so he hasn't said anything to me in person as I haven't seen him, but I won't be seeing him till classes next week and I don't know if I should text/call him and apologize for startling him with a date request or just hope this radio silence ends and I get a definite yes or no soon. I know he doesn't owe me an immediate answer or anything, buuuut Im also starting to feel like a dick for ambushing him.Any thoughts? Has anyone else gotten a reaction like that? via /r/dating_advice
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