#moss yaps

[disappointedcreeper]

@veryconfusedpotatoo we keep having the gay lawyers show up on our dash and we know you like gay lawyers so here you go

your type

[verdemoun]

one positive interaction between kieran and hosea in canon would've cured me. just one. i mean i'd settle for an interaction but a positive interaction?? imagine hosea talking to kieran at the scouts' fire in clemen's point, just small talk, a teasing comment saying he was surprised kieran hadn't run back to the o'driscolls and then asking kieran a little about himself, kieran absolutely failing to hold a conversation because it's been so long since an interaction with the gang didn't result in his balls and/or life being threatened, hosea asking if he fishes in desperation to get any conversation going and kieran lighting up a little. hosea saying he'll get kieran a fishing pole since he doesn't have one yet. just seeing kieran slowly become accepted by the gang.

[disappointedcreeper]

I'm such a silly little fox

[the-trans-paci-punk]

don’t think people understand when I say I’m alt I’m alt in the way I want you to look at me be confused and disgusted and upset I want the bigots who limit what people can be I want to be disturbing and want to wear a coyote tail and cosplays as every day outfits I want to express my interest through my clothing I don’t want to wear mass produced clothing I want to wear one of a kind clothing pieces I max my self I want people to know I’m who I am

[disappointedcreeper]

not for game but OMG WHAT'S THAT MIDDLE MON IS IT A GEN 9 DLC POKEMON? ITS SO CUTE WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFO

tag game for alterhumans !!

which pokemon is based on your theriotype / kintype ? ( provide a picture if possible ! /nf )

i’ll go first :D : snow leopard -> chien—pao , sled dog -> kousetsu , sea otter -> oshawott

tagging : @fangsinyourheart @cecilthecowardly @sleepybunnyspirt

[verdemoun]

If i remember correctly, the gang finds kieran whole hes out hunting for food, so you could assume that hes good at it, good enough to feed a whole camp of odriscolls.

I think it would be really funny if arthur, kieran and charles go hunting and kieran comes back wearing a full fur coat and chaps lol

Anything that gave us more canon Kieran content but also it would be hilarious.

Charles is trying to explain tracking while a herd of deer are grazing nearby. Arthur admittedly is listening because he needs a refresher but Kieran is showing to be a very dutiful student

Until he suddenly grabs the rifle he's borrowing from Arthur off his back and fires towards the deer, missing by a few inches and spooking the lot off.

As Arthur starts to mock him 'oh great we got the dud O'Driscoll that can't hit a goddamned deer standing still 30 yards ahead of him', Charles taps Arthur's shoulder.

A behemoth of a grizzly bear is sliding down the hill dead, a single shot perfectly between its eyes.

Kieran sighs in relief and very sincerely apologizes for interrupting Charles, asking him to go on with the lesson.

Turns out Kieran is insanely far-sighted, to the point where he can make out things moving at a distance most people can't. And words in a book are just black smudges to him.

Since the very firm agreement was they only get to keep what they kill (intended to cut Kieran out of any profit ), Kieran rides into camp with a new saddle, coat, pants and boots all curtesy of the trapper and more meat than they can keep without it spoiling.

Hosea is almost moved to tears by the bear meat stew just like his mama used to make it (burned to hell and back).

Everyone eats good and Kieran, who still has no intention of leaving camp alone, gives the surplus away to the boys who regularly work jobs, earning himself a slither of respect.

Arthur, petty drama queen, insists on cooking the rabbit he shot at the scout fire, occasionally spitting out buckshot.

The gang are all aware Arthur is like this and are letting him eat alone - because he would swallow the buckshot out of pride if someone was there to witness it.

[disappointedcreeper]

Ok so I'm (moss) in front again, and I am pretty sure I'm not a dragon, unlike blue.

This could have quite possibly been part of why questioning the dragon kintype took so long

[itzmoss]

the minimal lore we have is all just queer as hell cus its just

my friend putting his bed next to mine to sleep cus he “has nightmares”

also blud keeps giving me flowers and he put his dogs in my room

welcome to skelly smp its full of a bunch of cishet boys and a weirdo transmasc (me) but its already queer as hell on day 2

[disappointedcreeper]

ofc!! you can absolutely still be alterhuman (in fact there's alterhuman identities that aren't nonhuman, but even assuming you meant that you can also still be nonhuman and human at the same time)

I'm not sure how to word this but I'm going to try my best because I'm genuinely curious and have been wanting to ask this for a long time. Would you still be considered an alterhuman if you only partly identify as your non-human identity? Like your identity fluctuates between human and non-human. And is there an exact term or label for it? I hope I worded this correctly and haven't said anything offensive.. I apologize in advance if I've said something wrong.

[verdemoun]

fantasy rdr2 au for halloween:

almost every single o'driscoll is a werewolf (traditional sort: they don't entirely have control/remember what happens when they are in wolf form)

dutch killed colm's brother because he bit young arthur, cursing the traumatized boy who had already been through enough in his life with lycanthropy

however, as arthur gets older, and dutch starts becoming less of the 'old dutch', he treats arthur like an attack dog

arthur being a werewolf is a secret to most of the gang, because werewolves have pretty bad reps. only john, abigail, hosea, dutch and susan are meant to know. charles and of all people pearson figured it out on their own. kieran also knows as a former o'driscoll

no one knows if hosea is actually psychic or just a really good con-man but he's accurate enough for them to trust most of his calls

john's fear of wolves is actually due to arthur, who scratched him as a child. he won't let jack near arthur when a full moon is close

sean is supernaturally lucky (always rescued just before he's killed by bounty hunters, bullets flying fraction of an inch from his head in rhodes) jokes it's the luck of the irish but actually lives in constant fear of his luck running out

uncle is an quasi-immortal that still ages at a slowed rate. he has been in his late 50s for over a century and hates it

miss grimshaw is a siren but has lost most of her abilities due to thinking she is no longer beautiful. people are still compelled to listen to her but more out of fear than allure

javier is a vampire and treats john like his personal blood bank

kieran is a dullahan. the gang did not know this until horsemen, apocalypses, where his body stood after being thrown and immediately started shooting at o'driscolls. without his head, his body has a radically different personality and communicates through rudimentary sign language (mostly giving the middle finger and smacking people)

lenny has an eidetic memory, which in itself wouldn't be supernatural if his memory didn't extend to past lives. he's met uncle as at least three different lives and they didn't get along in any of them. sometimes randomly gets homesick for past lives

karen is a nymph. the maenad, ecstatic frenzied drinking mad women, sort. not the sweet, nature tending element kind

charles is literally just some human guy trying to keep up. he's actually the main character.

[disappointedcreeper]

mbrmrmr... any thing I should know abt u? Moss?

honestly we're still trying to find what differenciates is

I do tend to speak differently, and I think I'm a lot more afraid of upsetting folks

also I'm not a dragon (unlike blue)

might be a crow though? Jury's still out on that one tho /silly

[itzmoss]

the boy crew (my friend group) has started a minecraft server

and it is alr insane

yesterday they built a monstrosity over my half built house

today i destroyed it so i could finish my house

i need to finish the house before they get on so they arent mad at me for destroying their absolute shit of a ... tower??? collection of random blocks???? thingy ????

i will probably post more abt this server under a tag : SkellySMP

there might be lore im not sure yet

[disappointedcreeper]

Shocking: glitch turns reddit into tumblr

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[1o1percentmilk]

marimo diplomacy..........

[verdemoun]

What if Mac and Davey survived their respective deaths (blood loss/freezing and beating)? I know theyd both be pretty screwed after going through that but still-

Also my headcanon is that before Kieran, one of the Callenders was the gang’s stable boy, so would that change things for Kieran?

When they go to put the coins on Davey's eyes, he splutters, says 'i ain't dead yet, bastards' and proceeded to lay there looking very close to dead for the rest of the Colter chapter. John gets some company while he's recovering from the wolf attack. And first time Davey can stand he's straight back to 'we need to find Mac', arguing the gang are more than fit enough to ride back into Blackwater.

Horseshoe Overlook happens as normal, except with Micah seeming extra annoying after his rescue because he now has the echo-chamber support of Davey 'yeah let's just ride back into Blackwater! We got Sean, didn't we? The money and Mac can't be that hard to find.'

Davey is also definitely not above egging on Bill when it comes to tormenting Kieran, because a) he doesn't need a reason to hate an O'Driscoll and b) maybe if Bill has a new toy he'll stop hanging out with Mac so much when they get Mac back.

Arthur, begged by Abigail, takes Jack fishing. Instead of a couple of men showing up dressed like they was from the city, a very bloody, black and blue with bruises Mac Callander calls to them from over the river, and is so weak he nearly drowns trying to wade through the knee-deep water to them. Sorry Jack, you're not escaping traumatic fishing trips.

Mac doesn't get the Sean Macguire miraculous recovery. It's slow, and torturous. Grimshaw, Strauss and Swanson speak in hushed tones about the possibility of needing to amputate his arm: a displaced fracture making Mac scream in pain at the slightest movement. And they've seen Mac walk off being shot before. To see him this physically broken is sickeningly wrong.

Davey's off working every job he can to get the money for better medicine, stronger drugs: definitely not because he can't stand seeing his brother in that state.

Bill doesn't leave Mac's beside, telling him he's gonna be fine, updating him on what's happened since Blackwater. John got attacked by wolves, they ran into the O'Driscolls and picked up the Adler woman with that mad look in her eye, killed some O'Driscolls, picked up a scrawny little O'Driscoll crybaby named Kieran, but he saved Arthur's life so he's paying off his outstanding debts to society looking after the horses.

Mac scoffs, but softens a little hearing the horses weren't neglected in his absence. Mac Callander is a certified horse girl, and with only limited social skills without a few beers in system, the horses had been part of his responsibility. When his babysitters let their guard down he immediately hobbles his way over, and his precious chestnut Tennessee walker Mace nearly tramples Kieran in the process of trotting over to greet his rider.

While tossing a few threats in and scaring the hell out of one Kieran Duffy, who still found a way to be intimidated by a man who looked on the verge of passing out from walking a dozen yards, Mac takes a seat on one of the many rocks in the clearing and starts correcting Kieran's horsemanship. Don't walk that close Baylock unless you want to die. Brown Jack needs to be fed separate because he's a bully. Old Boy's skittish on his left side, but if you approach from the right he'll let you catch him and then hitch him to a post for brushing.

Horsegirl to horsegirl communication takes over. Kieran recognises one of his own: only someone who loves horses would bother knowing all the gang's horses names, and their quirks. Mac is pleasantly surprised how little he needs to correct about Kieran's horsemanship, scrutinizing the polished saddles and admitting he did at least as good a job as he would.

Mac is respected enough within the gang that when he barks at Kieran to get something to eat, because he needs his strength up if he expects to take care of the horses on his own, no one challenges it. The only things Mac knows is robbing, shooting, and being an overprotective big brother. Two of those are off the table for the forseeable future, and with Davey sneaking off with Micah at every opportunity all those big ol' protective instincts are now being directed at fellow horsegirl, Kieran Duffy.

Bill has his Mac back and chills out. Davey ends up going to the Downes Ranch instead of Arthur. Kieran gets an honorary place as fill-in Mac, which gains him a smidge of respect. No Horsemen Apocalypse, no Arthur dying, Davey shoots Micah for being a rat but passes away peacefully surrounded by his found family, and by 1907 Bill and Mac have taken over Hanging Dog Ranch as actual ranchers with Kieran still a stableboy because Mac never recovered enough strength in his arm do it all on his own. Rip Davey you had to die for science.

[disappointedcreeper]

Hey Blue, guess who's being responsible today and eating breakfast