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[sometimesiwrite]

The Least I Can Do

Summary: Jaskier isn’t always the bright and charismatic star in Eskel’s night sky. When he’s not, Eskel does his best to be there for him however he can.  Warnings: Depression, mental/emotional exhaustion, discussions thereof, fluff. 

Pairing: Eskel/Jaskier

MASTERLIST Some days they were lounging on river banks, drinking excellent wine straight from their splits and amourously embracing in the tall grass until they both smelled like meadow and springtime. Some days were like today, when Eskel returned from a weeklong slog of a contract to find Jaskier propped up in his bed with the blinds drawn at two o’clock in the afternoon. He wouldn’t say it was a common occurrence—Eskel had seen him like this maybe a handful of times in their four years together—but it didn’t exactly take him by surprise. In restrospect, he’d seen the telltale patches of cloud cover in his eyes before he’d gone. Perhaps he’d ignored them, knowing he wouldn’t want to leave if he’d acknowledged the encroaching crash.

They’d talked about it the first time it happened. Jaskier assured Eskel that there was nothing to be concerned about. That he would be listless for a bit, maybe bathe a bit less and sleep more than usual. But he would still eat, still take visitors, still attend his lectures without significant difficulty. “It’s alright, Eskel. I’m just tired. Perhaps a little dull around the edges, but I promise you I’m fine. This is nothing for you to be responsible for, no more than a cloudy day. I’m grateful for you, always.” Eskel tried hard to remember his lover’s words, would do his best to remind himself that Jaskier’s heaviness was temporary and relatively harmless. Still, it didn’t make it any easier to see the sparkle gone from those brilliant blue eyes or the charisma faded from his almost perpetual smile.

“Hello, love.” The voice that came from Jaskier’s corner of the room was hollow and dull, like someone had stuffed his lute with cotton, Eskel thought as he sloughed off his gear. He drew closer to the bed and it became apparent Jaskier hadn’t bathed for several days: his hair was greasy and tangled, and the funk of oversleep mingled with the sour musk of sadness that curled off his skin like smoke. Eskel sighed and sat on the edge of the bed.

Jaskier’s eyes skimmed over Eskel’s stubbled, mud spattered face, “You look like hell.” A wry halfhearted smile tugged at the corners of Jaskier’s lips, and Eskel couldn’t help but huff out a laugh of his own.

“And you look great. Going out soon?”

“Oh yeah. Big plans. Going to go chat up loads of people.”

Eskel pressed a kiss to Jaskier’s hairline and rested their foreheads together, “I missed you.”

Jaskier’s fingers found the nape of Eskel’s neck, “Missed you too.”

“Don’t know about you, but I could use a bath. Come with me?” Eskel knew that if there was one thing bound to get his bard out of bed, it was the promise of warm water, shampoo, and naked witcher—sharing skin always made him feel better, even though his usually-unstoppable libido was more or less absent in times like this. Deep embraces, hands smoothing over his leaden skin to spread a bit of warmth to his tired bones, Eskel’s smooth voice rumbling against his back... Eskel had missed it, too. He’d become spoiled on Jaskier’s affection over the years, and a week spent traipsing around tracking down Nekker nests had him feeling more than a little starved. “I’ve got those salts you like. Picked them up in Novigrad on the way back.”

“Novigrad isn’t on the way back,” Jaskier frowned. Eskel had gone entirely out of his way for the sake of lemon-sage bath salts—out of his way for him. Eskel said nothing, but offered a soft smile, and Jaskier knew there was no sense contending the point, “Well, if you’re going to twist my arm...” The briefest hint of a cheeky grin flashed across his face as he limply pulled the sheets back and swung his legs over the edge of the bed.

A large, warm hand rested on the top of his thigh, “I’ll get things ready. You wait here, I’ll come get you.” A pair of soft lips lingered on the side of Jaskier’s neck as he nodded sullenly, staring at his feet on the floor.

Eskel could feel his own tiredness settling in as he walked down the corridor to the bath room. It had been a long and arduous week, and he didn’t have much to give. But that wasn’t going to stop him from trying. He’s lost count of how many baths, shampooings, massages, bandages, stitches, and caresses his partner had given him over the years.

This was the least he could do.

[sometimesiwrite]

Currently percolating a rarepair! Stay tuned for updates!

Also: if you’d like a rarepair from me, please feel free to request... I have a hard time self-prompting sometimes ✌🏻❤️

Friendly Reminder!

If you (yes, YOU) or any of your fandom friends are feeling underrepresented, or like you are tired of Geraskier content (both totally fair and valid) then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE support the content you want to see when it’s there!

I’m going to be totally 100% candid and honest for a sec, I hope you all don’t mind. 

I write for me, first and foremost, but nothing makes me want to stop writing more than a poor response. I do my best not to analyze notes but that’s just not how it works. Writers write for themselves a lot of the time but we need support and motivation and validation too.

I don’t get that on my fics that aren’t Geraskier (Lambden does pretty well though, actually).

I love writing them, I have a ton in the works, but it sucks to post them and not get love.

And it’s especially frustrating to get on tumblr after I write this stuff to see people complaining about how little content there is. Why would there be more? We aren’t getting support from it! 

So, I made a list. This list is made up of writers that provide content that is NOT Geraskier. Most of them also write Geraskier, but they all provide something else. This list has their tumblr, ao3, and a list of pairings they write.

If you want to see more content, the GO SUPPORT THEM. REBLOG THEIR FICS. LEAVE COMMENTS. SEND A DM, AN ASK. INTERACT WITH THEM AND LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE HERE AND APPRECIATE THEM AND WANT THEM TO KEEP DOING WHAT THEY DO!

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Hi, I'm pretty new to all the fandom stuff (not to the witcher, just to the fandom) and you seem to be pretty well oriented- do you know where can I find some cool people to share my love for the kaer morhen witchers, who to follow or maybe there's an active discord server or sth for it, I'd love to meet more fans because I need to emote about the witchers 😅

Hello, Non. Sorry this took me a day or two, but I needed to be on my laptop rather than my phone to put links and things (I'm all fingers and thumbs on my damned phone). So, welcome to the madness of the Witcher fandom.

Some Discord servers for you:

Novigrad Market

The Witcher Bog

The Witcher Rare Pairs

Some good Tumblrs to gather more content:

@geraskier-trash

@morethangeraskier

@witcherrarepair

Here is my rec list of favourite authors and artists. They're all similarly named on Tumblr too. I really need to update this, Non, so do keep an eye on it - it's missing the likes of @greyduckgreygoose, @jaskiersvalley, @havenoffandoms and @creativwit who all write good wolf content (I'm definitely missing some).

[comfyswitcherblanketfort]

I think I need more Eskel content. T.T

Oof. Babe me too.

I'm in the last few weeks of my quarter for school (I think there's 4 left? Unsure and scared to check) but believe me, when I can write like I want to again we're gonna have PLENTY of Eskel goodness.

I'm the mean time, @morethangeraskier has a whole masterlist for rarepairs and underpromoted work for characters that has a good deal of Eskel. You can search through the blog by tags too! There may be some goodness you haven't seen yet!

And if you don't see something on there that you think should be there send a link of the work and it can be added!

[sometimesiwrite]

@morethangeraskier @continentcakeshop lookit more rarepairs! 😍

Welcome to the Witcher Rare Pair Holiday Exchange! It’s a Secret Santa style event centered around the rare pairs in the Witcher fandom.

How it works:

Sign-ups are open from now until October 15th. Fill in the form here. Don’t be afraid of giving lots of information!

After that assignments will be send out to everyone by email. Posting will begin on December 24th and end on January 1st.

Read the FAQ here. Got more questions? Send us an ask.

[sometimesiwrite]

Sick of This

 A/N: Modern AU inspired by a random piece of dialogue from TW2 (Roche’s Path) in Vergen when Geralt and Zoltan speak with Yarpen and Burdon (I think). We hear a story about how Geralt took care of Triss while they were travelling together and she had a horrendous illness. I’m working with hybrids of these characters, but primarily drawing on game dynamics with a bit of book influence for Yennefer and some Netflix influence for Triss. 

Summary: Geralt and Yennefer are in town for a an important political dinner when Geralt learns that their friend, Triss is down for the count with a terrible stomach flu. With some time to spare, he visits her, intending to stay a short while, but her condition worsens to the point where Geralt feels he can’t leave. Internal and inter-personal conflict arises as Geralt vies to skip dinner in favour of caring for a friend in need. tl;dr: Going through a relationship rough-patch (again) and realizing you might have feelings for a close friend makes for a difficult night.

Characters/pairings: Geralt x Triss; Geralt x Yennefer; Yennefer x Istrid; Jaskier

Warnings: Infidelity, verbal abuse/toxic partnership, detailed descriptions of vomiting/severe nausea/stomach pain.

MASTERLIST

Triss looked down at the illuminated screen of her phone: “In town for a few days,” the text read. “Long story. Yen has a work thing. Anyway, let me know if you want to grab a drink.” The number didn’t belong to a name in her contacts—but then again, Geralt’s number never did. Every few months, he’d get a new pay-as-you-go so that old clients wouldn’t try to contract him under the table. It only took two calls from the same tight-assed, penny-pinching hypocrites who’d tried to low-ball him on his first case to make him realize an ever-changing phone number was a good idea. So: burner phones. As a nice added bonus, it made it harder for the Redanian Secret Service to keep tabs on him which meant a little more… investigative freedom when push came to shove. The few people he ever contacted regularly—Triss, Yennefer, Eskel, Lambert, Jaskier (Vesemir didn’t text)—never bothered putting his number in their contacts. By the time they got around to updating his number, he was changing it within a few weeks anyway. Besides, he insisted it was safer for all of them if they didn’t have his name in their phones in the first place. By now, everyone knew that if they got a text from an unknown number, there was a 99.9% chance it was Geralt. 

The toilet gurgled as Triss returned to the sofa with a groan, scrunching her knees up against the pain in her stomach. She checked her phone again: “Only if you’re free, I know Foltest keeps you pretty busy…” She rolled her eyes and replied, “Thanks, Ger. Ordinarily, I could use one right about now, but I’m feeling pretty sick. Think I should stay home </3” She smiled weakly as the text fwiipped its way up the screen. Too bad she was laid up. Would’ve been nice to see him. Her friends always said he was too grumpy and moody to be any fun, but Triss always thought of him as being quite mellow and calming to be around. He never imposed expectations on their time together, unlike her other friends who were always scheming, gossiping, or bitching about their bosses. Just easy conversation and a few good laughs as they caught up on the past few months or years or however long it had been since they last saw each other. 

She checked her phone again and fired off a few brief “not today, babes, sorry, I’m just so sick” texts before her mouth started watering again and she headed into the bathroom: a routine by this point. A few girlfriends had offered to keep her company with rom coms and ginger tea, but she was already feeling so exhausted and it was only 1pm. Besides, Triss wasn’t sure she was prepared for anyone other than her cat (who was hiding under the bed) to see her like this: tawny cheeks flushed with fever, tight brown curls haphazardly bunned on top of her head in a pragmatic attempt to keep them out of the toilet and away from her face, frizzy ringlets falling loose down the back of her neck… and she was acutely aware that she smelled of sickness. Her body’s best attempt to rebalance itself meant that her underarms would overpower even her best deodorant. IF, that is, she cared enough to put any on which she Did Not. She was also, like any sensible woman in her current state, not wearing a bra. 

Nope. Today was a day of horrendousness. Her phone pinged. “You need anything?” 

“A new body might be nice. If you happen to see one that would suit me… 😝” 

The fwoop! came in before her screen went dark: “LOL, I’ll see what I can find. Any preferences?” 

Triss smiled despite the pain in her stomach. “Hmmm I did always want to be a physiotherapist. Oooh! Or a gymnast!” Fwiip!

Fwoop! “Still at your same place? I can send it by courrier. Should get there before 3:00”

Triss was trying hard to come up with a witty enough comeback, but her head was starting to ache. Hmmm. Yes, body, I would love to hydrate you, but you keep rejecting everything I put inside you. “Ugh,” she groaned again and made her way to the toilet. When she got back a few fruitless minutes later, she checked her phone again. Nothing. She just replied, “Thanks, Ger. BRB, going to go die now. When the courier gets here, just tell him to transfer my soul into the new body. I’ll leave it under the Welcome mat.” The TV flipped on as its owner began the endless Netflix Scroll of Indecision. She finally settled on Blue Planet for the 50th time hoping that slow-moving sea blobs would be soothing in some way. 

It didn’t. Another excruciating hour of bathroom visits every ten-to-fifteen-minutes had her googling ‘pressure points to relieve nausea’ by 2:30. She had just pinched a spot on her wrist between her thumb and forefinger when she heard a soft knock on her door. “Ugh, no, GO AWAY! LEAVE ME TO DIE IN PEACE!” she called out from her nest on the sofa. It was too late. The she heard the door brush against the spongy beige carpet as someone poked their head inside, “Triss?” It was Geralt.  

“Oh gods, no, Geralt, stay back, save yourself!”

He gave a low chuckle and Triss already felt a little better. How does he always manage to do that?  “I don’t have a new body for you, but I might have the next best thing. Permission to enter?” 

Triss let out a rueful groan, “Alright, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.” She heard him step in quietly and toe off his shoes as the door closed. A second later, he came around the corner with a Rexall bag in hand. He’d been to a barber recently, and his silvery hair was looking more stylish than usual—cut shorter on the sides and stylishly swept back from his face. Paired with his dark-teal flannel shirt and grey denim jeans, Triss thought he looked unusually striking. 

Geralt tilted his head sympathetically at the sight before him. Triss was bundled on the sofa in an oversized sleep shirt and sweatpants, fuzzy socks bunched around her ankles, and what looked like any and all home remedies gathered around her: hot water bottle, cold pack, three mugs of tea (ginger, peppermint, and chamomile by the smell of them), a glass of ice water, a barely-touched bowl of chicken broth, a mangled bag of oyster crackers, and a thermometer. 

“You’re really down for the count, huh? Got a fever?” before she could object, the back of Geralt’s hand was on her forehead. It felt cool and refreshing against the dry heat of her face as he assessed her condition. “Meh. Could be better, could be worse.”

“I could’ve told you that,” Triss retorted with a halfhearted smile. “Ugh… sorry, um, I have to…” she pointed towards the bathroom and Geralt raised his hands (‘say no more’) as his friend scuttled exhaustedly around the corner. He busied himself with watching manta rays gliding through the open ocean until he heard the toilet flush and Triss emerged again, looking ragged and a little sheepish. “Sorry,” she said, pouring herself back onto her nest of blankets and stuffed animals. 

Geralt shrugged, “No need to be, you’re sick. Here,” he reached into the pharmacy bag and brought out a box of ginger Gravol tablets and a medium-sized bottle of Cherry Punch Pedialyte—she was allergic to most over-the-counter cold and flu medication.

“Geralt, you didn’t have to do all this for me. How did you even know I had the stomach flu?”

He looked over her shoulder at her laptop which was still open to the page of various nausea-relieving pressure points, “Hm. You should have this stuff around anyway,” he paused as Triss swallowed heavily and went to the bathroom again. It wasn’t that she didn’t know how to take care of herself, her mother had been a nurse practitioner for heaven’s sake. Still, Geralt was never one to leave a friend in need if there was something he could do about it. A particularly visceral sound drew him from where he was perched on the arm of the sofa. Triss was crouched on the bathroom floor, shivering with her forehead resting on her elbows over the toilet bowl. She spat. Geralt sat on the edge of the bathtub. “How long has it been like this?”

“Since about... 10am,” she managed to get out before her entire body heaved. Geralt instinctively reached out to place a hand on her back. She didn’t object. She never objected to these little shows of affection from Geralt. There was always something reassuring about them, and it felt particularly nice to be reminded that she wasn’t alone just now.

Geralt rubbed slow circles across her back as he coaxed her through retching and dry heaves. “You know you could've just asked.”

“I know but—”

“Stubborn?”

“Uh-huh,” Triss admitted, sitting back on her heels and flushing the mostly-empty toilet. “Besides, the last thing you need is to be taking care of a gross friend right before getting ready for a fancy business gala.

“You clearly don’t know just how little I’m looking forward to this evening,” Geralt grumbled, passing Triss a cool glass of water to rinse with. 

“Not looking forward to talking the talk, Mr. Slick P.I.?” Triss’s eyes gave a twinkle as her freckled cheeks pulled into a cheeky smirk.

Even when she’s a mess she still finds a way to light up. Geralt furrowed his brow at his own thoughts. Where did that come from? “You know how it is, all this high-society stuff, rubbing elbows, laughing at tasteless jokes. It’s just not me. But Yen—well…” he sighed heavily, “I dunno. She’s right in that it’s a good way to get the information we need, stay visible to the right people but… I shouldn’t be talking to you about this. I know she’s your friend.”

Triss raised an eyebrow, “Oh, go on. Trust me, there’s nothing you can say about Yennefer of Vengerberg that will surprise me. Besides, you’re my friend, too.” 

“Hm.” Geralt stared down and fiddled with his crossed thumbs. “Lately I can’t get anything right. I’m always asking the wrong questions, or I’ll try and talk to her about something I want us to work on and it’s never worded the right way and then it just turns into a fight which is what I want to stop doing in the first place. And then I’m either too sensitive or not sensitive enough and… it’s like she has a set of rules inside her head she won’t tell me about. Feels like it’s harder than it should be. But who am I to know?”

“I’m sorry, Geralt. Yennefer can be so unfair sometimes. I don’t think she understands how much she can push against the people she cares about. It’s one thing to be a friend, at least I can take a breather every now and then if I need to. But it’s different for you. You don’t like taking time apart.” Triss offered an apologetic smile before groaning and leaning back over the toilet and Geralt’s hand took up its place on her back again as he worked her through another round. 

Geralt’s phone rang as Triss flushed the toilet. “Sorry, it’s Yen. I should take this. Be right back. Yen? Yeah, I’m with Triss, got a stomach thing, I stopped by to bring her some...” his voice disappeared around the corner as he went into the bedroom. Triss couldn’t make out their whole conversation, but it sounded tense. The phrase, “...just trust me to dress myself, I’m not a—,” came through the drywall. Triss sighed sympathetically. It certainly hadn’t been smooth sailing for the two of them. Geralt had his own flaws and foibles in the romance department—he could be callous and insensitive in favour of honesty at times, and never shied away from pushing buttons—but Yennefer was mercurial, brazen, rash, and brutal; all excellent qualities for a powerful and influential chief advisor. But as much as Geralt was his own handful, she’d never known him to willfully hurt someone he cared about, and was quick to apologize when he did. 

When Geralt came back, Triss was trying to push herself to standing. He caught her as she swayed on her unsteady legs. “Whoa, whoa, Triss, easy. Here, sit back down, wait here for a second.” Triss did as she was told and settled miserably back onto the bathroom floor. Geralt immediately returned with two blankets before disappearing again. A few minutes later, he returned once more with a tea tray on which was balanced Triss’s laptop, a small glass of Pedialyte on the rocks, the pack of gravol, and the box of oyster crackers. 

Triss let out a soft giggle, “What is this?”

“You need to try and get something in you. Might not be pretty at first, but if you don’t get some fluids soon, you’re going to be in bigger trouble.”

“Really. I had no idea. I can take care of myself, you know… sorry that was,” Triss sighed. “It’s been a long day

Geralt hunkered down next to her on the floor on top of a throw pillow, “Hey, I get it. But that’s not why I’m here. Just because you can doesn’t mean you have to. So take this, with a sip of this,” he handed her a blister pack of the Gravol and the glass of Pedialyte, “and let’s see if you can keep it down.” 

“Cherry Punch. How did you know this was my favourite?” Triss could no longer hide the fondness that was welling up despite her unrelenting discomfort and growing exhaustion. Geralt gave a muted smile that didn’t reach his eyes. “How’s Yennefer?”

The lines on Geralt’s face became more pronounced, “She’s… fine.” Triss tilted her head (‘really?’) and Geralt relented, “There’s a chance Istrid will be there tonight.”

“The head of the Archeological Association? I don’t get it, what’s he got to do with you and Yennefer?”

Triss could guess the answer from Geralt’s pause. His words merely confirmed it, “They have history.” 

“You don’t think that Yennefer will—I mean, she wouldn’t—”

“She has. She doesn’t know that I know, but…” Triss’s heart sank. “I don’t know why I’m waiting for her to tell me. Guess I don’t want her to feel like I went out of my way to find her at fault—which I didn’t, by the way. I found out by accident.” 

“I’m sorry, Ger.” The weight of Triss’s head against his shoulder brought Geralt out of his daze and he looked down at the messy updo of mahogany hair. He smiled again, a delicate, private, unconscious thing that sparked from an unconscious uplifting somewhere in the middle of him and pulled the corners of his eyes. He thought about ignoring it, not wanting to have to go digging inside himself for what it meant. Instead he wrapped an arm around Triss’s shoulder and pecked a chaste kiss to the top of her head. 

“How’re you feeling?”

The answer to that question proved complicated. Triss’s spirits were a bit better thanks to Geralt’s stubborn-yet-easygoing caretaking. But the introduction of contents into her contrary stomach was yielding less-than-desirable consequences. Painful cramps persisted between more frequent bouts of vomiting—which by this point was mostly dry-heaves followed by the occasional expulsion of bile. Meanwhile it was 5:30 and Geralt’s phone beeped a notification. He checkecked the screen with one hand while he soothed Triss with the other: Where are you??? Yen. Who else could it be? He’d have to call her.

“Geralt, go! Really, I’ll be fine I promise. You’ve got to rub elbows and laugh at bad jokes, remember?” Triss propped herself up on wobbly elbows over the toilet bowl, not trusting the wave to be over. 

Geralt was already dialling. Triss heard the faint echo of her friend’s voice on the other line as she answered with, ‘Where the HELL are you?’ 

“I’m still with Triss, Yen. Things aren’t looking good here, she’s just gotten worse. If I can’t—Yen, listen if she doesn’t—if she doesn’t get any fluids in her I’ll need to take her to the hospital.” Geralt pulled an apologetic face and Triss gave him a reassuring wave that she’d be fine if he stepped out for a minute. “Yen, please, I thought we talked about this, please don’t use that tone, it makes me feel…” The conversation continued, though this time in the living room: “I know this is an important night for us to both be there, Yen, you’ve been reminding me for the last month, but I can’t just leave until… what’s that supposed to mean? That’s not—no, hang on, that’s not fair, Yen… Well if you already don’t believe me I don’t—Okay, then you tell me what I’m supposed to say! I’m tired of this, Yennefer, I am so. Exhausted trying to figure out exactly what to say in order for you to not react like this every time I… can I finish?...”

Geralt was pacing back-and-forth now, and Triss could tell from the tone on the other end of the line that Yennefer wasn’t backing down anytime soon, “Geralt, if you don’t leave Triss’s apartment and come back here and get dressed this instant, I swear I will—”

Geralt paused outside the bathroom door for Triss to flash a wilted thumbs-up as she tried to drink more Cherry Punch Pedialyte, “Or you’ll what, Yen? Count to ten and then chuck me in the coi pond? I—you know what?” he moved back into the living room, “No, you know what? How ‘bout this: I’m staying here with our friend who needs help, and you can go to this big event, embarrassment free, and do what you do best without the big idiot holding you back. Whatever needs to get done at this dinner tonight, I bet you’ll do better on your own than worrying about me screwing something up.” 

Triss heard his phone flip shut followed by a heavy sigh before his sock feet padded back into the bathroom. Unfortunately, just then, her suspicions about not being finished proved correct as her mouth, once again, began to water. Thankfully Cherry punch wasn’t nearly as bad coming back up as other flavors were known to be. In less than a second, Geralt was there with a warm hand and a blanket around her shoulders. They didn’t talk much over the next little while as Geralt continued his attempts to soothe Triss’s stomach enough to hold something down. After an hour, Triss finally was able to rest a little, albeit still in quite a bit of pain. But with the toilet no longer an ongoing necessity, the sofa once again became a viable option. Geralt scooped up the blanketed bundle and carried her back into the living room to continue their journey under the sea, complete with cold compress and bendy straw.

By 7:30 Triss hadn’t needed the toilet at all in the last hour, and some of her stomach pain was starting to diminish. However, she was still shivering and achy, and not interested in food. She kept insisting that Geralt had time to meet Yennefer at the gala, that she would be perfectly fine on her own, but Geralt wasn’t convinced. Showing up now would not only put Yennefer in the awkward position of having to save face by not murdering him in cold blood in front of a dozen or more foreign dignitaries, but it would also mean having to face Istrid who, if he wasn’t already, would doubtlessly be very interested to hear Yennefer’s thoughts on a great number of things before the night was over. Geralt didn’t trust himself not to do something he’d regret—or at least that Yennefer would regret.

Another hour in and Triss was starting to perk up: minimal stomach pain, and she was making a decent dent in her Cherry Punch. Geralt decided it was time for a little chicken soup. He made a freezer pizza for himself and cracked a beer while he warmed up a can of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle, ladelling out all the broth into a mug for Triss so she wouldn’t be tempted to eat more than she could handle. Geralt had only one goal for her tonight: keep everything down. If she could do that, then he had at least been able to do something for her. If not… Geralt tried very hard not to listen to the voice that said, ‘then you’re no use for anyone’ in the back of his mind. Thankfully, Triss finished her broth without concern and he didn’t have to worry about that voice for the time being. Instead, he settled a little deeper into the sofa cushions as Triss resumed a comfortable spot against his shoulder. 

After another little while, a miracle happened: Triss started to have fun. That characteristic sparkle came back to her eyes, and the two friends quickly began to actively enjoy their evening. They watched The Fellowship of the Ring and took a drink of beer or Pedialyte every time Frodo had a dramatic closeup, was stabbed, or rolled his eyes for dramatic effect. Geralt microwaved a bag of popcorn, and Triss cautiously had a few oyster crackers as they laughed and caught up. Finally. It may not have been the original vision for what drinks and casual hangs would look like, but it was good. It was nice. Relaxed, and pleasant. Easy. Geralt’s mind wandered as the Fellowship fled the Balrog, and he didn’t notice the little line his thumb was leaving on Triss’s blanket as it traced up and down her shoulder. He also didn’t think twice when she shifted, half-asleep, to lie her head in his lap and his hand moved to the curve of her waist. It wasn’t until he looked down in the direction of soft snoring that he was reminded exactly who was lying in his lap. 

His initial thought was, ‘shit,’ as he slowly removed his hand from her waist, not wanting to wake her, but also not knowing what to do. It was suddenly all so intimate, though he didn’t quite know why. As he watched her, peacefully asleep in his lap, he realized he didn’t want to break away. Didn’t want to wake her to adjust to a more ‘appropriate’ orientation. He touched her shoulder again. That was nice. That felt… nice. She stirred, and Geralt wondered if she was comfortable as he brushed a tight ringlet behind her ear. She smiled in semi-consciousness and his heart sang. This was bad. This was very very bad. He reached for the remote and flicked the tv off. It was after midnight, and high time everyone went to bed. Alone. 

That was the only option. Right? In theory, no. There was another option, and a significant part of Geralt wanted to go with that one, stay in this soft warm place where everything felt easier… where he felt happy. But a louder part of him knew that wasn’t right, wasn’t fair; that even if he was unhappy—even if Yennefer had spent the night with Istrid (Geralt tried not to think about that). The bottom line was Triss felt well enough that he no longer needed to stay with her to make sure she was alright. That was why he’d come. If he stayed for other reasons, it wouldn’t be fair to anyone. End of discussion.

“Triss,” Geralt murmured, rousing her as gently as he could. 

“Hmm?” Her eyes fluttered open to see Geralt staring down at her. She didn’t remember lying down in his lap, but she must have just before she fell asleep. “Did I fall asleep on you?” 

Geralt’s eyes crinkled, “Hm. Yeah. You were pretty out of it.”

“Ah, shit, I’m so sorry!”

“You needed the rest. Wouldn’t be the first time someone’s passed out on me, and you’re significantly easier to deal with than Lambert.”

Triss bunched her blankets around her shoulders and shivered sleepily, “You should go. Yennefer’s probably waiting for you.”

“Hm. Yeah, probably,” Geralt heaved himself off the sofa as Triss released her hair and gathered her nest to head to the bedroom. Geralt waited until she was bundled in bed. “All set?”

A little smile peeked over the tops of the covers, “Mmmhmm, thanks.”

“Need anything else?”

“No, I’m good. Goodnight, Ger.”

“Goodnight, Triss,” Geralt flicked off the light. In the entranceway, he paused with his hand on the doorknob, took a deep breath, and left, locking the door behind him and putting the key back in its usual hiding place. Enough now. Done. He was determined that whatever he had felt, whatever warm, unexpected thing had bubbled to the surface, would forever exist behind that locked door, frozen in time. A blip. The important thing was nothing was acted on. Not really. At worst, they wandered into a grey area by accident. These things happen. The key now was not to dwell on it, to move forward. 

Geralt’s stomach soured as he slid his keycard into the slot of room 622. The lock clicked open as the little light on top flashed green and Geralt turned the handle, closing the door behind him as quietly as he could. He toggled the dimmer switch next to the door; the lowest setting would give him enough light to get changed without waking up—Yen? The bed was empty, still freshly turned-down, with his pre-approved evening attire laid out as he had suspected. He fucking hated that tie. He put the suit back in the garment bag from whence it came and checked his phone. Nothing. No texts, no missed calls. Might still be out. It wasn’t unusual for these events to turn into afterparties which was where most of the juicy information was gathered. He hit speed-dial. 

“Hi, Jaskier? It’s—yeah, hi. Listen. Are things still going over there? I just—hm? Yeah, she’s doing okay now. Took awhile for me to get anything in her, but no hospital visit so… yeah, she finally got to sleep just as I was heading out, made sure she was hydrated and had a little something… I’m sure she’d appreciate that… Actually, that’s why I’m calling, I just got back and she’s not in, I was wondering if you knew where she…When?…Okay…No, archeology… Mmm no, they’re very different fields. Nevermind, thanks, Jas…Yeah, no it’s, um, I just wanted to make sure that she was okay. Didn’t want to bug her in case she was in the middle of—something. Yeah… Well don’t let me interrupt that. Okay, all the best. Go get ‘em tiger. ‘Night.” 

Geralt tossed his phone on the bed and flopped heavily on top of the duvet and rubbed a hand over his face.

“Goddamnit, Yen.”

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Non Geraskier Fic Masterlist

HELLO LOVELIES!

Due to the MASSIVE support and interest I’ve gotten on this post (and oh boy I did not expect it, sometimes I forget how big the fandom really is) I will be moving this post to a new blog that will be dedicated solely to non-Geraskier content! I’ll have some help keeping things updated over there so things should go more smoothly and maybe I won’t fuck up all the links/pairings lists anymore. Head on over to @morethangeraskier to continue submissions! And once I get this list up over there I’ll reblog it!  

The new list is now up and located >>H E R E<<

I WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING THIS LIST!

@acemoppet​ AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Yennefer/Triss, Triss/OFC

@andordean AO3 Cahir/Ciri, Ciri/Regis, Ciri/Tankred Thyssen, Detlaff/Regis, Ciri/Cerys, Gen/No Pairing, Regis/Natanis the Succubus, Regis/Beauclair Succubus

@bard-llama AO3 Iorveth/Roche, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier, Calanthe/Eist

@bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher AO3 Triss/Yennefer

@brasskier AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier, Yennefer/Jaskier

@childoffantasy AO3 Eskel/Geralt, Eskel/Triss, Eskel/Lambert, Eskel/Jaskier, Ciri/Cerys, Aiden/Lambert

@elliestormfound AO3 Lambert/Aiden, Yennefer/Jaskier, Eskel/Jaskier/Geralt

@fangirleaconmigo AO3 Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, Eskel/Jaskier

@geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde AO3, Lambert/Aiden, Jaskier/Lambert, Jaskier/Eskel, Jaskier/Yennefer, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel, Gen/No Pairing, Jaskier/Valdo Marx, Yennefer/Renfri, Vesemir/Guxart, Borch/Eskel

@geraskier-trashh AO3 Geralt/Eskel

@ghostinthelibrarywrites AO3 Yennefer/Triss, Aiden/Lambert, Yennefer/Renfri, Eskel/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier

@hailhailsatan AO3 Eskel/Lambert, Eskel/Jaskier, Eskel/Jaskier/Geralt, Yennefer/Jaskier

@handwrittenhello AO3 Yennefer/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Geralt/Regis, Eskel/Jaskier

@herbalina-of-yesteryear AO3 Regis/Reader, Cerro/Lara Dorren, Regis/Natanis the Succubus, Regis/OC, Cregennan of Lod/Lara Dorren

@hoomhum AO3 Lambert/Eskel/Geralt

@hungarianbee AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Ivar Evil-Eye/Keldar, Erland of Larvik & Arnaghad 

@inexplicifics AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Lambert/Aiden, Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, Eskel/Geralt, Eskel/Jaskier, Lambert/OFC, Gweld/Serrit (possibly more pairings? there were are a ton of amazing fics to look through)

@jaskiersvalley AO3 Aiden/Cahir/Lambert/Eskel, Lambert/Aiden, Eskel/Lambert, Cahir/Eskel/Lambert, Cahir/Eskel, Aiden/Eskel/Lambert

@jaskierswolf AO3 Lambert/Aiden, Jaskier/Dandelion, Dandelion/Priscilla

@jawanaka AO3 Gen/No Pairing

@kate-river AO3 Eskel/Geralt

@kueble AO3 Eskel/Jaskier, Lambert/Aiden, Jaskier/Dandelion

@leevila-today AO3 Eskel/Reader

@lovelyrita1967 AO3 Regis/Tissaia, Eskel/Lambert, Eskel/Letho

@lynge81 AO3 Lambert/Aiden (trans-masc Aiden)

@major-trouble AO3 Eskel/Jaskier, Jaskier/Lambert

@miahclone AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Eskel/Lambert, Vesemir/Monster

@namesonboats AO3 Ciaran/OFC, Iorveth/OFC, Detlaff/Syanna, Detlaff/OFC

@octinary AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Lambert/Aiden, Jaskier/Lambert, Lambert/Keira Metz, Lambert/Geralt (linking a fic I read yesterday or the day before that was so fucking good I rec’d it to all the goobs), Lambert/Eskel/Geralt, Yennefer/Geralt

@ohnomybreadsticks AO3 Aiden/Cahir/Eskel/Lambert, Eskel/Lambert, Aiden/Lambert, Cahir/Eskel, Calanthe/Eist, Cahir/Eskel/Lambert, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer

@ooksaidthelibrarian AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Eskel/Geralt, Crossovers, Aiden/Lambert

@poledancingdinos AO3 Eskel/OFC

@queenmevesknickers AO3 Gen/No Pairing, Meve/Reynard Odo

@rawrkinjd AO3 Arnaghad/Erland of Larvik, Aiden/Lambert, Eskel/Lambert, Geralt/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt, Gaetan/Letho, Eskel/OC, Eskel/Jaskier, Eskel/Letho, Letho/Auckes/Serrit

@round--robin AO3 Eskel/Geralt, Jaskier/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt/Lambert, Lambert/Aiden, Gaetan/Letho (I’m 1000% positive I missed ships because there are a ton and they’re all great so just go and start reading)

@rubberduckiemel AO3 Iorveth/Roche, Filavandrel/Jaskier, Geralt/Iorveth/Roche, Elihal/Hattori, Dijkstra/Iorveth/Roche, Cedric/Iorveth/Roche, Avallac’h/Lara/Cregennan

@skai6 AO3 Jaskier/Dandelion

@sleepyxcoffee AO3 Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier/Lambert, Ciri/Cerys, Eskel/Geralt, Eskel/Geralt/Lambert 

@smmorewtchrstuff​ AO3 Lambert/Aiden

@sternenstaub28 AO3 Eskel/Jaskier, Letho/Jaskier, Geralt/Regis

@stinawrites AO3 Lambert/Aiden, Yennefer/Renfri, Eskel/Reader, Eskel/Succubus, Jaskier/Eskel/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer

@teamfreehoodies AO3 Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, Yennefer/Jaskier, Yennefer/Renfri, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier

@thecomfortofoldstorries AO3 Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Triss/Eskel, Reader/Jaskier, Reader/Geralt

@thehornedwitch AO3 Geralt/Iorveth

@tumbleweedtech AO3 Aiden/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt, Gen/No Pairing, Jaskier/Vesemir, Gaetan/Letho, Eskel/Jaskier/Lambert

@unremarkablegirl AO3 Gen/No Pairing

@witchertrashbag AO3 Eskel/Geralt, Eskel/Yennefer, Geralt/Yennefer, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier, Eskel/Natanis the Succubus, Emhyr/Geralt, Geralt/Lambert, Jaskier/Yennefer, Geralt/OMC, Jaskier/Valdo Marx

@wordsablaze AO3 Eskel/Jaskier, Jaskier/Lambert, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Yennefer/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer

@yenngeraskier AO3 Geralt/Yennefer, Gen/No Pairing, Eskel/Geralt, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer 

@yoursummerfrost AO3 Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Yennefer/Renfri

I don’t have a tumblr for the following, if its you or anyone knows them please let me know! 

Bawdy Bean AO3 Hjalmar/Eskel, Eskel/Mislav, Gaetan/Letho, Gaunter O’Dimm/Geralt, Lambert/Keira Metz, Gen/No Pairing, Aiden/Aldith, Eskel/Geralt, Eskel/OFC, Eskel/OMC, Detlaff/Regis, Eskel/Gaetan, Eskel/Letho, Eskel/Lambert, Crossovers

Infinitefire AO3 Calanthe/Eist

Caelanmiriel AO3 Valdo Marx/Jaskier, Jaskier/Lambert

Lunacosas AO3 Eskel/Jaskier, Eskel/Geralt

Rutherbird AO3 Cahir/Ciri

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@morethangeraskier ❤️❤️❤️

⛅Behind the Clouds

From “The Rainy Day” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:

Be still, sad heart! and cease repining; Behind the clouds is the sun still shining; Thy fate is the common fate of all, Into each life some rain must fall

Tissaia tried to focus on taking one, wet step at a time, and not on the cold trickle of water running down her back. She had a heavy bag of groceries in each hand, and despite hunching her shoulders against the rain, there was no denying she was thoroughly soaked. 

It had been a long, painful day at work and the thought of curling up with a warm blanket and a cup of tea was all that kept her going. Mercifully, she rounded the final corner and saw her building ahead. 

Mousesack, the doorman, smiled warmly when he saw her and hustled forward with his umbrella. “Ms. de Vries! You’re drenched!” 

Tissaia smiled wryly. “Indeed.”  

He tried to take one of her bags but she shook her head. “It’s fine. I made it this far.”

Mousesack tutted as he pulled the door open for her. “You make sure you get into some dry clothes right away. We don’t want you catching a cold.” 

Tissaia nodded, relishing the blast of warm air as she entered. “I will.” 

He followed her across the foyer and pressed the elevator button for her, then looked back and saw someone waiting at the door for him. “Have a good evening, Ms. de Vries.” 

“You too, Mousesack.” Tissaia watched the number slowly creeping downwards, her shoulders starting to ache. 

She heard Mousesack greeting someone, then crisp footsteps approaching her. A person came to a stop just behind her, and a lovely floral scent wafted over. She turned her head the tiniest bit and could see the person was holding a gorgeous bouquet of pink and orange roses and lilies out of the corner of her eye. 

When the door dinged open she stepped in and turned to lean against the far wall. Then she saw who got in after her and her heart skidded to a halt. It was him. 

The Dashing Gentleman. That was what she had taken to calling him anyway. She had seen him coming or going three times now and he was perhaps the handsomest, most elegant man she had ever laid eyes on. 

He smiled at her politely. “Good evening. What floor?” he asked. His voice was a rich, smooth baritone. 

“Twenty. Thank you.” Tissaia was keenly aware that she must look like a drowned rat. 

He nodded and pressed the buttons for the seventh and twentieth floors. Tissaia took in his tall, lean figure. He was bone dry and was wearing a rich, forest green woolen overcoat that revealed a hint of a white collared shirt. The hand that gripped the flowers was covered in a black leather glove. He had black hair streaked with a distinguished silver that was combed back off of his face, and long, thick sideburns. His eyes were dark, almost black, and yet somehow, kind. Then she realized with a start they were looking right at her.  

She smiled weakly, mind racing. What could she possibly say to him? She opened her mouth to say something horribly cliched about the rain, when the elevator made a terrifying screeching noise and lurched to a halt. The light flickered. 

“Um…” Tissaia looked up at the display. The number had stopped on four. 

The dashing gentleman frowned and pushed the door open button. Nothing. 

They looked at each other in the silence, baffled. 

“Are we… stuck?” Tissaia asked incredulously. The treasured image of herself curled up on her couch with a book and a mug began to dissolve in her mind. 

The gentleman tried pressing the seven again. Then the six and the five. The elevator steadfastly ignored him. “Oh my.” He turned back to look at Tissaia. 

Then the speaker on the panel crackled to life and Mousesack’s voice filled the small space. 

“Ms. de Vries?” 

“Uh… yes?” 

“Are you two okay?” 

“Well, no. Is the elevator stuck?” 

“It seems that way… I’ve already got the repair company on the line, someone should be right out.” 

Tissaia nodded, thankful she wasn’t alone. She had been a little claustrophobic as a kid and didn’t think she would have handled being isolated and trapped in a small box very well. 

“Just sit tight… it shouldn’t be more than fifteen or twenty minutes. Don’t hesitate to use the call button if you want to talk to me.” 

Tissaia nodded and took a deep breath. “Okay, thank you, Mousesack.” 

“Oh my,” the gentleman said again once the speaker had clicked off. “This is… unexpected.” He looked at Tissaia. “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Regis.” 

💗 Read the rest on AO3 💗 (T, 1.8K, just a little Regis/Tissaia meet-cute)

It’s not easy sailing a rarepair ship so this is a gift for @ro-the-bard-writer. Happy Valentine’s Day, my darling. 💕💕💕

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Would there be any interest in a Big Bang focused on ships that were not Geraskier? Or even Gen fics? 

I have absolutely zero things worked out... just wanted to know if there would be interest in participating? 

@jaskierswolf @morethangeraskier

[sometimesiwrite]

Steady As She Goes

Part 1

Fandom: The Witcher

Characters: Essi Daven/Lambert

Summary: Lambert begrudgingly insists on escorting Essi through Velen on her way to Novigrad. On their three days' journey, an unexpected bond is formed as the unlikely traveling companions encounter one another in new light. But will they get through unscathed?

Warnings: Lambert-typical language; pragmatic killing of a small animal (not a pet, for food); sexual assault (groping, not Lambert); reference to gore, head trauma; lethal self-defence; shock/trauma response, adrenaline crash; cliffhanger

A/N: A little while ago, I wrote a little letter to Lambert (you can read it here if you’re so inclined—mind the TW). I wanted to thank him, but more importantly, I wanted to offer him a place in my heart and my brain along with his brothers. This story started from a small prompt and has since turned into a 12+k proper-ass Story. This is part 1. Please join me in joyfully welcoming Lambert to the ranks with a wordcount he deserves with a character who has also become very dear to me. 

MASTERLIST

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Essi eyed the back of her travelling companion with curiosity as they rode North toward Crow’s Perch: the tight swing of his hips still keeping tempo with his horse’s cadence; the sharp alertness at the nape of his neck as his eyes scanned their surroundings; the subtle forward tuck of his shoulders; and every muscle in his body fine-tuned and ready for action in the blink of an eye. Even his silence seemed to radiate a low buzz that tingled the air around him and made Essi wonder how many thoughts and calculations were crammed inside his head at once. She’d found it charming rather than off-putting how irritatedly he’d suggested accompanying her through Velen. There was a genuineness about his prickly outward demeanor—she felt like a detail worthy of practical consideration rather than a damsel on the road and she appreciated it. Better than most alternatives.

The fact was, Lambert had insisted. Not because she was attractive (yeah, yeah, big blue eyes, blonde hair, yadda-yadda, who cares), not because she seemed helpless (there was something keen behind those big blue eyes, and he’d known better than to ignore it), but because it seemed like the right thing to do. She’d explained she was an experienced traveller, knew the roads well, had good relationships with the innkeepers along the way. She would be fine, and didn’t want to take him out of his way. 

“Sorry. Not happening. I’m coming with you.” Why? “Bandits.” 

He would know. He’d spent the last few days doing nothing but clearing out Nekker nests and trashing bandit camps all over Velen, and the last thing he needed was the innocent blood of some wide-eyed woman-bard on his hands. “Back to fucking Novigrad,” he’d grumbled, turning his horse back North. He sighed heavily and waited for Essi to catch up, “Fuck me, I need a drink—alright, stay close on my tail for the next little while. We’re taking a shortcut.” As they rode, Lambert gave his new companion a rundown of “ The Rules”.

“No chit-chat, I’ve gotta keep focused, plus I don’t like excess noise. If I say ‘duck’ you duck. And I mean get the fuck down and stay silent. If I say run, run and don’t look back. I’ll find you later. Do your best not to panic or freeze up on me, I need you to listen carefully and do exactly as I say.”

Essi nodded earnestly beside him, her big blue eye fixed on his lips, taking in every word. He wasn’t used to actually being listened to. It was nice. A little off-putting the way she stared, but it was... nice. 

On that topic, “One last thing,” he said, turning away to watch the road and check their sides, “Don’t get any ideas. I’m only doing this because no one deserves to die at the hands of heartless assholes except other heartless assholes. I am not Prince Charming, I am not a knight in shining armour, and I absolutely have no intentions of sweeping anyone off their feet. Capisce, bard?”  

Essi smiled elusively, turning her own eyes back to the road. “Good. I’m no princess or damsel, and I’m hardly looking to be swept off my feet. As far as I’m concerned, we’re merely travelling in the same direction at the same pace.” 

An agreeable grunt from Lambert signalled the end of the conversation and the beginning of “quiet time” which Essi did her best to honour. It was difficult at first. The poet was accustomed to conversation with strangers she met on the road—where they were headed, where they were coming from, how their journey had been. But Lambert was a witcher. Her usual litany of questions were either already answered or were none of her business to be asking in the first place. She was more or less quite content to travel in silence on an average day. But this was not an average day and her mind was bursting with curiosity, which made for a restless start to their journey. 

“What’s your horse’s name?” Essi finally asked as they stopped briefly at a stream for water. She decided it was an innocent enough question with a short enough answer to risk breaking the rules. 

Lambert gave her a disapproving look, a scolding reminder about ‘no chit-chat’ perched on the tip of his tongue. To her credit, she'd surpassed Lambert’s expectations for what he’d learned to expect from bards in the category of Not Talking. She’d only hummed a little and only then when she was lost in thought, large blue eye staring into the distance. She was an odd one, this woman, with her deep eyes that blinked too slowly sometimes. But his medallion was still and he didn’t have that gut feeling that usually told him when something was off. It was a harmless enough question, anyway… 

“Royal,” he said, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. “Never met a noble that wasn’t a horse’s ass.” 

Essi let out snicker, flashing her pearly teeth with an open grin. He was abrasive, sure, this witcher, but he was quickly proving himself to be animated and clever. She also believed him to be kind, despite his best efforts to prove otherwise. Whether or not Essi would earn a glimpse of his full capacity remained to be seen, but regardless she found his particular brand of panache refreshing. 

"Yours?" he asked with a nod back at the small Icelandic gelding currently occupied with nibbling at some honeysuckle.

"Ginger," Essi replied, kneeling to take her turn at the stream, refilling her waterskin and drinking from her cupped hands. She stared at her saddlebag. “Wait here,” she said, striding to her horse and extracting a bundle of fabric.

“Whoa, hey, where’re you going?”

“It’s alright, I’ll only be a minute,” she assured him as she headed for a thicket.

“Nuh-uh, can’t let you just wander off and get yourself killed before we even reach the first signpost. What’s the plan, Goldilocks?”

“I’m just…”

“Just…?” Lambert gestured impatiently.

Essi squared her shoulders to him, “Going to change my dress. It’s too hot, and I would like to feel Just Right.” 

Her sharp-witted comeback earned her a raised eyebrow. It was rather warm, the witcher had to admit. Early summer’s heat glared down with the midday sun, tempered only by an occasional cool breeze from the West. Lambert himself had pulled off his gauntlets, opened his jerkin, and tied a damp kerchief around his neck—witchers were less susceptible to heat stroke or hypothermia, but they were no less vulnerable to discomfort. It was only fair to allot his companion the same opportunity.

Lambert did a quick sweep of the area. Looks fine, sounds fine, smells fine… “Fine. Three minutes.”

He stood guard in front of the only gap in the dense bushes and waited for the sounds of rustling fabric to subside. After two and a half minutes, Essi emerged, hitching up her linen sleeves. She returned her former dress to her saddlebag and extracted two slender, ornately-carved whale bone sticks which she used to scoop her long, thick hair off the back of her neck and secure it in a twist. 

Essi squatted back down beside the little brook and let the cool water trace over the tender undersides of her wrists, cooling her veins and refreshing her as the breeze fluttered the light fabric against her skin. Much better, she thought, glancing up at Lambert. This new garment was more loosely-fitting, he noticed, save for the cinch that tied around her waist. 

She looked nice—comfortable. She looked comfortable. The dress looked comfortable. 

Essi smiled up at Lambert as she stood, pressing her damp hands to the sides of her neck and ooooh it felt nice. She thought she caught the smallest hint of a smile as the breeze wafted a bit of honeysuckle their way. He still looked tired, but he seemed lighter. Something new had come into his rugged, sun-tanned face. Boyish, maybe?

“Better?” Lambert asked. He barely waited for her to answer before he continued, “Let’s get moving, I want to make tracks before we lose our light.” Essi mounted without protest and they were on their way again, quietly riding single-file until they reached an acceptable spot to settle down for the night. Lambert left the travelling poet to make camp while he hunted for some dinner. Essi went about setting things up. She dug a small fire pit with a trowel she kept on hand, gathered kindling, and stacked it neatly to the side where it could be easily reached. Finally, she dragged two logs from the underbrush and placed them on either side of the small hole. It was, perhaps, a little domestic, but the witcher still seemed tired, and he was going out of his way to give her a safe escort through dangerous territory. She’d wondered earlier about offering him some coin for his trouble, especially seeing as he was doubling back and wouldn’t have any opportunity for new contracts. Then again, she’d thought, perhaps that might insult him, make him feel like a hired bodyguard. In the end, the very least she could do was help make the experience a little nicer. She could ask about payment when they arrived in Novigrad. 

A loud whistle caught Essi’s attention and she turned to find Lambert approaching with what looked like a squirming ball of fur. Upon closer inspection, it was a rather fat grey squirrel. “Dinner,” Lambert announced, looking pleased with himself. He held the creature toward her, “Care to do the honours?” He waggled his eyebrows facetiously. The witcher had always prided himself on his capacity to read people, to pick up on the little things that others might miss, second-guess, or excuse away. So far, after nearly five hours on the road with Essi Daven, Lambert still couldn’t get a clear read on her, and he decided (for whatever reason) the quickest way was to hand her a small animal. 

Essi looked down at the wriggling creature cupped in Lambert’s hand, her eyes devoid of any specific expression. The poet could have been feeling anything: shock and horror, stony rage, remorse, awe… casual hesitation. In fact, the only feeling that wasn’t in the running was glee, and while Lambert hadn’t expected it in the first place, it was still a relief to know he wasn’t sharing his camp with a psychopath.  But what was she going to do with it, this wide-eyed, innocent-faced, prim young traveler? Probably some tree-hugger shit like let it go. 

Essi lowered her eyes to the wriggling rodent. It had been a while since she’d had to procure a live meal. She could have declined, easily, graciously, and her witcher companion would probably have shrugged and thought ‘no surprise there’. But she knew a schoolboy’s smart-assery when she saw it—the audacious victory behind his bright citrine eyes told her everything she needed to know about what he was expecting from this brief-but-loaded exchange. A shriek, a gasp in horror, perhaps a distressed stomp of her feet and fitful shake of her gilded head? 

Essi reached a slow, dainty hand towards the squirrel, enveloping the soft, furry body as Lambert mentally prepared himself to go set another snare. There was no way this bard  would ever be the type to—

Crunch.

—Lambert’s face went slack as the now-very-limp squirrel was handed back to him. 

“I wouldn’t’ve thought a witcher would be so squeamish,” Essi remarked, casually wiping her hands on her skirt. Lambert said nothing but stared at her with a look of defeated befuddlement. She fired again, her sweet, melodic voice dripping with offhanded superiority, “Was that all? Or do you need me to clean it, too?” She blinked blankly once again as Lambert gaped, even less sure what to make of the young woman who had just snapped a rodent’s neck.

“No,” he answered petulantly. “I can do it.” He pulled his buck knife from its sheath on his thigh and went about his business. He was quiet and brief with her for the rest of the evening, and she was beginning to feel her own irritation mount. She had half a mind to bite back the next time he snapped at her for asking a simple question. Though, she admitted, he didn’t seem the type to back down easily. If she prodded at him, he might decide to leave her, and they were on a different route, completely unfamiliar to her. She’d be as good bear food without his directions.

No, she decided, it was best not to go digging and let whatever it was that was eating at him subside on its own. With no assurance of peaceful conversation and nothing but the crackling of their small fire to drown out the distant howls of wolves, Essi asked if she could play quietly on her lute—not too loudly, she promised, remembering what all she knew about a witcher’s senses, how sensitive they are. She’d asked in her usual straightforward way, her big blue eyes blinking slowly at him from across the fire. A simple request, and one that he couldn’t very well deny at the risk of being a Grade A Jackass. 

Ordinarily, he would have jumped at the opportunity to claim that title, but Essi didn’t deserve that. Stranger or no, she’d been quiet and courteous, and had shown herself to be witty and good-humoured to boot, laughing at even his crassest jokes. So what could he do but bob his head from side to side and relent, reserving the right to end it if he deemed it necessary. He’d met enough bards in his time to know that his and their definitions of “quietly” were rarely on the same page of the dictionary.

But Essi kept her word, and took up a slow, gentle melody that drifted airily through the fading twilight. The witcher might even have called it pleasant, as the dusky grey shifted to darker and darker shades of nighttime. Lambert took out his whetstone and, after a few strokes along his dulled steel blade, found his mind wandering. The poet’s voice was captivating without demanding attention—sometimes clear and bright, but never piercing or imposing; occasionally breathy, but always expressive. His eye drifted to the instrument in her hands, no longer content to merely hear the music, but wanting to watch its creation. The taut catgut strings pressed divots into thick calluses on her left hand as she fingered the fretboard, her hands flexing no differently than if she were playing at full volume. But how was she strumming so quietly? Shit, gotta keep focused. Stay on task. The whetstone once again returned to steel as Lambert pulled his mind back from its daze. 

It wasn’t long before curiosity got the better of him and he glanced back to the instrument cradled against the musician’s midriff. It looked delicate. Like something that could shatter if he held it wrong. Glancing to the hand nearest him, he could now see she was using the soft pad of her thumb to strum rather than her fingernails, which were long and carefully-shaped; well-honed in that sense, Lambert mused. He’d never paid attention to a musician this closely. They always drew crowds in the cities and experience had taught him that performers on the road were just as likely to pick a man’s pocket as they were to put on a show. But this was different. Essi wasn’t performing—on the contrary, she almost seemed to be in some kind of trance. She wasn’t even looking at her hands most of the time, and from the lyrics, Lambert began to wonder whether she was making it up as she went along. It was impressive, the way she knew her instrument so well. Despite his previous feelings of irritation at having had his ass handed to him, he couldn’t deny skill when he saw it, and Essi was clearly a master of her craft. 

The whetstone had been silent for close to a full verse when Essi looked up, wondering if perhaps the witcher was growing tired of the noise. She found Lambert closely examining the hone of his blade, and so, thinking nothing of it, went back to her playing.  It took him longer than usual to sharpen his swords. Longer still to replenish his potions and oils. He should’ve made quick work of it. Would have, too, if it wasn’t for the fact that he found the music so… pleasant. It was difficult to meditate. Not because he couldn’t relax, but because he didn’t want to stop listening. He just—there was something about… It didn’t matter. It wasn’t important. Get the shit together for tomorrow, go to bed, get up, and hope you don’t have any trouble on the road. 

Lambert laid out his bed roll and the music silenced abruptly. “Oh, are you turning in? I’ll stop now,” Essi gently lay down her lute next to her saddle bags and started to get her own sleeping mat. It was thin, Lambert noticed, as he watched her set up. His long, tired body stretched out, hands beneath his head, as he stared up through the dense oak canopy above them. 

“Thank you,” Essi said, now standing by his head. 

Lambert craned his neck to try and see her properly and resorted to propping up on an elbow. “Yeah? What for?”

“For finding us food and for letting me play a little,” she said with that same matter-of-factness that made Lambert feel both comfortable and uneasy. 

“Yeah, well,” Lambert flopped back down on his bedroll, “Don’t worry about it. Get some sleep, we gotta keep moving in the morning. I don’t want to be out here longer than we have to.” He waved a dismissive hand in Essi’s direction, and she took that as her cue to leave him alone and be quiet. 

“Goodnight, Lambert,” she murmured softly before turning and crossing back to the other side of the fire. She settled under her blankets and, after some drawn-out negotiations with a few poorly-located lumps in the ground, she was able to lie still and close her eyes. The insides of her eyelids flickered orange with the fire as it danced beside her. Before sleep took her, she heard a muffled voice from across the flames. 

“G’night, Essi.”  ---- Essi rose early, but not early enough for her travelling companion. The fire had already been doused and buried, and Lambert’s things were all neatly packed away and ready to be loaded onto Royal. Both horses were still hitched, and sleepily nibbling on some dewy crabgrass as the grey mists of early morning lingered. The sun hadn’t risen high enough yet to burn away the moisture, and Essi bundled her blanket around her shoulders against the chill. Lambert, she presumed, was off doing something witcher-y—taking a leak more like, she wagered as her own bladder complained. The moment he returned, Essi shot up from her log and headed into the trees. 

“Just where do you think yo—”

“I have to piss!” she called back over her shoulder as she traipsed into the dense wood. 

“Heh, good morning to you, too!” Lambert scrubbed his hand through his scruffy brown hair and ambled back to the fireside to begin packing and saddling the horse. When he arrived, he saw Essi’s things were also neatly packed away and stacked by her own mount. He offered a brief nod of approval before stowing his things, making quick work of the well-practiced process. By the time Essi returned, not only was Royal fully-prepared and Lambert armed and armoured, but Ginger was also mostly packed with the exception of one bag and the lute, which was cradled in the witcher’s hands as he crouched near the ground. She paused a little distance away and waited, observing as she listened to the faint sound of strings being delicately plucked.

Lambert looked up, embarrassed. “I uh… sorry.”

“What for?” 

Lambert stood carefully as Essi approached and dropped his gaze, holding out the fragile instrument for it to be angrily snatched back. The musician paused for a moment, observing this gesture of cowed humility. It was a habit, she suspected, born from decades of harsh punishment without explanation, frivolous harm without justification. Essi could sense the shame as it rolled off his shoulders, the prickly-heat of defense building under his skin. She took the lute and a swell of sadness washed through at the stark evidence of the world’s cruelty—that a man should be ashamed for a little harmless curiosity only told one story: pleasure’s not for you. 

Lambert looked up to find Essi still standing there, staring at the lute in her hands. “Did… did I…?” he pointed to the instrument.

“No,” she smiled softly, “not at all. And I’m not bothered that you looked at it. If you like, you can look at it again. I can even show you a chord or two?”

“Ah,” the witcher scratched the top of his head, “that’s okay. It’s, uh… I mean it seems like it’s good—well-made. Never seen one up-close like that.” There was a lull in conversation as Lambert ran out of things to say. But Essi just stood where she was, smiling her little enigmatic smile and blinking at him. He turned back to the horses, and motioned for Essi to do the same, “I, um, packed up your stuff, well most of it.”

Essi took the hint and followed suit, strapping the few remaining things to Ginger before mounting. After a brief survey of the area to make sure they hadn’t forgotten anything, the two were off, Essi following behind as Lambert continued on his shortcut through what mainly seemed to be wilderness for the first several miles. They finally emerged at a small footpath, though, and Essi finally got her bearings. They were back in familiar territory, at least for the time being, and it was proving to be a beautiful morning. Even Lambert seemed to be in a better mood, offering her things to eat along the way, and even starting his own little snippets of conversation. 

It was an hour or so after midday that Lambert’s ears pricked at the sound of hooves in the distance. Could be soldiers, could be travellers… could be bandits. After a few minutes, they seemed to fade, and the witcher relaxed a little as the path took them into a wooded area by yet another stream, though this one was deep and flowing quickly. Better keep my ears sharp, Lambert thought as they rode along. Water’s too loud. Can’t hear for shit. They stopped next to the water to stretch their legs and replenish their drinking vessels again. The rest of the journey would take them mostly through high ground without much shade, and swampland. Any water they wanted to have with them, it was now or never until they reached Novigrad the next day. 

Lambert relieved himself against a nearby tree while Essi washed her face and, having determined the coast was clear, gave her the go-ahead to have a squat in the underbrush. He was still on the alert. It wasn’t a high-traffic area, so in theory bandits would be less interested in diverting from the main road. On the other hand, a less-trafficked area meant less chance of a hideout being discovered. But it smelled okay, although the wind was coming across the water. And it sounded okay, although the water was so damn loud. And things looked okay, aside from the fact that there was only so far even a witcher could see without trees getting in the way. 

A twig snapped in the woods behind him and the hairs on the back of his neck bristled, his hand mechanically finding the grip of his steel sword. He chanced a glance back into the woods—Fuck it, what’s the point of modesty if you’re dead? Another twig, this time from another location beyond the line of trees. There was a flash of golden hair as Essi finished her business and stood up, straightening her skirt. She turned to Lambert, ready to scold him for looking until she saw his hand on his sword. Somewhere in the near-distance, a horse whickered. The witcher lifted his finger to his lips and the poet stood stock-still, her hand slowly reaching for the small dagger at her waist as her heart beat heavily in her chest. Something rustled to Lambert’s left, and he turned, stepping quietly as he stalked in the general direction of the sound.  It wasn’t wolves or Endregas, they were too high for Drowners, too woodsy for Nekkers. 

Essi watched with interest as the witcher’s body went on full alert, his senses sharpening, his posture shifting, muscles coiling to accommodate any number of reflexes. She scanned the trees in front of them then looked back out to the road, marking the location of her horse in the event Lambert told her to run. A large horse came to a standstill beyond the edge of the woods somewhere and Lambert froze, listening carefully for sounds of footfalls or rustling clothing.The gears started to click a little faster as Lambert entertained the possibility they were being surrounded. He flicked his left hand at Essi in the direction of the road: get out of the woods. Quietly. Without a second thought, she began to carefully make her way back to the road as silently as she could, Lambert following, his eyes still searching. 

Just as Essi’s feet met the smooth dirt path, a beefy arm wrapped tightly around her waist. But the brute was foolish enough not to cover her mouth first, and Essi let loose a loud, powerful scream that a witcher would have heard at least a mile away. Lambert abandoned his methodical retreat from the woods and came crashing onto the path, fixing his eye dangerously on his target as he circled his sword around his wrist. The witcher felt a rush of angry heat flare under his skin at the sight of Essi kicking and clawing in the bandit’s sweaty grip. He was large, reeked of booze and the funk of cured meat. Essi fought the urge to gag at the stench of his clothes as she did her best to keep her mind sharp, or else risk becoming collateral damage. Her best bet: keep her eyes on Lambert.

“Hands off the bard and you might keep your head,” the witcher barked as he approached. “Can’t make any promises about your other appendages, though.” He wanted to lunge, run him through, gut him and leave him to the wargs... but it was too risky. He was holding Essi too tightly, and there was no guarantee he wouldn’t snap her neck if Lambert took a wrong step. To make matters worse, the trees were full of footsteps. Eight, maybe ten men. Hmmm. 

“Oh-ho-ho, look what we got, lads!” the bandit called to his approaching comrades as they began to filter out from the woods. “Your plaything still any good, witcher? Or have you ruined the fun for the rest of us?” The man grasped roughly at Essi’s breasts and Lambert felt his stomach drop as her eyes met his. He knew the look that was waiting for him behind those eyes, that broken terrified look of “I trusted you.” But the look never came. Those big beautiful blue eyes were steely and determined in spite of the fear he knew was churning in the background and he felt a thrill of triumph. Essi was still with him in whatever this was about to turn into. Not only that, she was thinking something, devising a plan. Lambert hoped to Gods it wasn’t something stupid. What is it, Essi? What are you thinking?

As if in answer to his question, Essi tilted her head, seductively baring her neck to her aggressor as Lambert’s options quickly decreased, the other bandits starting to close in, clearly in no rush, confident that they could easily take one man even if he did have two swords on his back and eyes like a cat. Sure boys, that’s going to go real well for you. He did a quick circle, taking stock of their exact locations before turning back to Essi, watching carefully as her hand traced up the outside of the bandit’s right leg. Yes, Essi, come on, come on, come on… 

The man rasped something foul in her ear, but all she could hear was the sound of her ears ringing and her own heart beating out of her chest as she did her best to focus on the task at hand. She barely knew what she was doing, but the witcher was watching her every move intently, and that somehow made whatever she was about to do feel possible. She felt her thumb brush the cool handle of her dagger, and Lambert nodded almost imperceptibly. Do it. 

With a swift, fluid movement, she plunged the short blade into the man’s side and he roared in pain as his compatriots mulled around in confusion, their fisstech-addled minds still catching up. Lambert took the opportunity and sliced through the three nearest him with swift, clean strokes, focusing back in on Essi just in time to see her take a right hook to the face. She fell to the ground and blinked heavily, her vision blurry and head spinning. Her fingers found a large rock as a pair of meaty hands grabbed her legs, pulling her across the rough dirt road. She scrambled and turned, bringing the heavy rock squarely to the side of the man’s head with a sickening crack. He fell limply to the ground as the poet found her way to shaky legs, the makeshift weapon falling limply from her hand. 

From out of the chaos of grunts and screams and clanging weapons, Essi heard her name, “GET OUT, GO, GO!” It was Lambert. Without a second thought she stumbled the short distance to Ginger and mounted, bolting across the river and holding on for dear life. She rode until the horse slowed, until she wasn’t sure where she was or whether the river she’d stopped beside was the same river or a different one. Essi dismounted and only then noticed that her hands were shaking. Interesting, she thought, as she was overcome with trembling and heaving sobs. I suppose this is what they mean when they say ‘fear catches us later’. She sat on a boulder and listened to the clear water, waiting for Lambert to find her.

[sometimesiwrite]

Just a Scratch

B I N G O ! 

Prompt: It’s Just a Scratch

Pairing: Lambert/Aiden; Eskel & Lambden; Implied Geralt/Eskel 

Rating: Teen 

Summary: Lambert and Aiden are moving to start the next leg of their adventure together. Eskel sees them off.

Warnings: Modern AU; bittersweet; friends leaving; implied COVID distancing A/N: For Ben & Jemma

@witcher-rarepair-summer-bingo @continentcakeshop @morethangeraskier​

Read it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33145900

“All set?” Eskel asked, squishing in one final duffel bag into the footwell and backing himself out of the rear door of Aiden’s VW Golf. Anya, Lambert and Aiden's husky mix, dozed sleepily in the back seat despite the excitement, having been rudely awoken at 6:30am to confusedly do her business.

“That’s it,” Aiden shrugged, letting the trunk close with a dull, satisfying thud. He opened his arms questioningly, and Eskel wasted no time pulling him into an affectionate squeeze, touching his hand to the back of Aiden’s head before pulling away. 

“You take care of yourself. Let me know when you make your first stop, alright? Anything goes wrong, just let me know.” 

“We’ll call you from the hotel,” Aiden reassured as he flipped the car keys over his finger.

“I still say we can make it to Port Hope by the end of the day if we push it.” Lambert was tucked under the hood, giving the car one final check for fluid levels (tyre pressure had already been meticulously checked earlier that morning).

Aiden tilted his head, “That’s if you drive and unfortunately the highway patrol doesn’t care about fuel efficiency if you’re going ten over the speed limit.” He ambled his way over behind Lambert to get a cheeky eye-full of his favourite view, “Besides, I need you to put that sexy brain of yours to work for navigation.”

“Oi! Gerroff!” Lambert protested and Aiden backed away, but not before getting in a perfectly resonant smack. “If you had it your way, you horny old bastard, we’d be stopping every two hours to—”

 Eskel pointedly cleared his throat, scratching his head as he met Aiden’s eyes with a mixture of amused pride and endearing awkwardness that Aiden had so quickly grown to love. He would miss Eskel. They'd gotten close over the last five years, close enough that they had become friends of their own—each keeping the other company when Lambert or Geralt was out of town, planning surprises... 

Aiden's proposal had gone perfectly, their crowning achievement of mutual scheming. Lambert didn't even try to deny the fact that he'd cried like a baby—candles, dusk, his favourite hiking trail, champaign. Even Anya had behaved herself. That is, until she decided her owners had been embracing for too long and not paying nearly enough attention to her. Eskel had offered to edit that part out of the video, but Lambert insisted on keeping it in—"What's a special moment without our favourite dingus. Isn't that right, Anya? Are you a dingus? Yes! Yes you are!" 

“Not gonna miss us at all, are ya, big guy?” The hood latched heavily as Lambert wiped his hands and stowed the oil rag in the passenger's side door next to the Stanadyne.

"You kiddin'? I'm gonna miss you like hell. C'mere." Eskel wrapped Lambert in a bear bug that nearly crushed his goddamn ribs. 

"Easy, Eskel, Jesus I gotta breathe!" 

"Sorry," Eskel eased off, but he didn't let go. There hadn't been enough hugs in the last year. The last few months had barely made up for it, and now there would be far fewer. More dinners over Skype, more sporadic phone calls, occasional texts... watching his and Aiden's life unfold over Instagram and Facebook. But at least they would be happy, Eskel told himself. At least they were starting the next stage of their lives together with an adventure they'd remember forever. This was important for them. And yet the chill, damp fog of isolation was already creeping in around Eskel. Even as he held Lambert close to him and swallowed tears he'd save for later. 

One final squeeze and a pat on the back, and Lambert turned to get in the car, tossing a treat to Anya as he settled in. Aiden gave Eskel a final peck on the cheek, "Take care of yourself, alright? Don't be a stranger. Call, text, whatever. We're always happy to hear from you. Promise?"

Eskel nodded soberly, "I will. Thanks, Aiden." 

"We'll skype when we get to the new place. I want you to see it before it gets cluttered with boxes. We could even do dinner or—"

Eskel waved a hand, "We'll figure something out. Just get there in one piece, and send pictures. I'm not worried." 

Aiden smiled warmly, "Good. Good." A heavy exhale, "Alright, well..." 

"I hate to interrupt the bleeding hearts moment, but we've got commuter traffic piling up on the 606 as we speak! Get your gorgeous butt in the car, we gotta move!"

Aiden took a beat, "Yes dear!" 

"Okay, Anya! You be good!" Eskel gave the chocolate-and-caramel pup one last scritch behind the ears and closed the rear door just in time for the stereo to start playing Journey.

The car rolled down the driveway and Eskel watched until it disappeared over the hill past the stop sign. When the gravelly diesel purr was finally drowned out by late summer cicadas, Eskel sat heavily on the front steps with his coffee. He couldn't bring himself to open the door and go back inside. Something about the stark emptiness of a home previously occupied with guests made the aimless silence too loud. Besides, robins and cardinals were better than daytime tv for company. Finally, Eskel rested his forehead against his thumbs and let the wave of emotion breach the dam.

Shedding tears was something Eskel usually associated with significant pain—rage, grief, remorse, indignation—an open wound that took time and tending to heal. This wasn't like that, though. This was a scratch. Simple, uncomplicated pain: he was sad. Eskel couldn't remember the last time he'd cried because he was just... sad. Decades ago, he imagined, though he couldn't pinpoint a specific moment. It was something children did before emotions became more complicated. But here he was, sitting on his front steps, crying because he was sad. Eyes streaming, hot and wet down his cheeks because his friends were leaving. Just a scratch.

He felt silly, crying over something so inconsequential— and a man as touch-needy as Eskel, bearlike as he was, was left with the sinking feeling that, aside from Geralt, he might not touch another person for a rather long time.

It's not that they didn't have friends, of course, and he would talk to them later that night. He was helping to plan their wedding for chrissake, it's not like they would never speak again. But proximity to other people was something that had grown increasingly scarce, and Eskel—bearlike as he was—had the sinking feeling that, aside from Geralt, he might not touch another person for a while. 

Lambert and Aiden had an uncomplicated relationship with affection that always freed Eskel from the burden of second-guessing the odd touch to a shoulder or elbow. So many others had different personal spaces, many of which had expanded recently. Eskel was happy to respect, and accommodate, but Eskel always felt most himself when he could be affectionate with the people he cared about, and with those two gone, it suddenly felt as though a part of his identity was being forced back into shadow and shyness.

Eskel felt his phone vibrate in his pocket and he sniffed loudly before answering. "Yup? Geralt, hi. Yeah, they just-just left. I'm ok-I'm okay. You know. Goodbyes are never easy. How's the conference? Heh. Good, good. Tell him I send my regards... Listen, I should get to work. No, I’m okay, I'll call you later... Will do. I l— I love you, too, hon. Buh-bye.” 

Eskel hung up the phone and stared quietly at the bird feeder for a few more minutes before going back inside, feeling as though something in the cosmos had shifted. 

[sometimesiwrite]

Next Spring

Fandom: The Witcher

Lambert & Mum; Lambert/Aiden (mentioned), Ofieri Aiden (mentioned)

Rating: General

CW: vague coming-out themes; first time telling a parent about a significant other.

The sun was warm—almost hot—on Lambert's shoulders as he made his way through the valley toward the small cluster of homes that grew ever-larger under the blinding blue sky. The air was sweet and clean, smelling strongly of tall grass, and the wildflowers of late Spring. It was out of his way, far out, too far to be considered part of his usual route on the Path. But he liked it that way, had meticulously kept it that way for years. The little home he was heading to did not belong to a witcher's world, and he had every intention of making sure it never did.

@morethangeraskier @continentcakeshop

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33604759

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I've been trying to get into the witcher fandom but it's been really difficult since I'm not all that into a lot of the prevailing, widely accepted headcanons. i just don't know what i should do anymore and since you seem to be so active i was wondering if you had any advice

Hello, Anon. I’m a little wary of this Ask, if I’m honest, but I’ll do my best to be helpful. 

My main advice is to create the content you want to see. I just go about my “fandom experience” by writing stories, reblogging cool looking art/stories and blocking anything or anyone remotely unpleasant. I also block tags and content I don’t want to see and follow all my favourite characters. My criteria for blocking - temporary and permanent - is fairly liberal. At this point, it doesn't take much. 

I’ve joined a few Discords too; I’m more active on some than others, and would always recommend caution. A Discord that comes highly recommended by many: Novigrad Market.

Depending on what your poison is, I can recommend a few blogs?

Yennefer-based content, including Yennefer and Geralt shipping: @/inber, @/witchertrashbag, @/Geraltsays, and their followers. All approachable.

If Witcher Ladies are your focus: @/witcherladiesamirite (a Discord attached) is a very good starting point.

Geraskier is fairly prolific. Throw a stone and you’ll find a blogger or an artist, so I’m sure you’ve stumbled across these already.

A good place for rarepairs: @/morethangeraskier, @/witcherrarepair, @/oxenfurt-archives.

My top blogger at the moment is @/greyduckgreygoose, and my favourite artists: @/mondfuchs, @/cylin-aka-ankamo, @/goldandlights (among so many others, seriously).

If I reblog the post, I’ve enjoyed their work. So a quick scroll could help.

I’m not really sure what else to add? I’m not sure what prevailing headcanons you dislike. Your fandom experience is what you make it. If the content you want to see doesn’t exist, then I really do emphasise my first point: make it. Good luck, Anon.

[geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde]

If you’re looking for rare pairings. I know @havenoffandoms (tumblr) did some rare pairs for your 800 followers milestone like Lambert/Aiden, Eskel/Triss and Dandelion/Priscilla if you’re interested 😊

Thank you thank you! We will head on over there as soon as we get the chance!

@morethangeraskier

[sometimesiwrite]

@morethangeraskier

Steady As She Goes

Summary: Lambert begrudgingly insists on escorting Essi through Velen on her way to Novigrad. On their three days’ journey, an unexpected bond is formed as the unlikely traveling companions encounter one another in new light. But will they get through unscathed?

Part 1 — Part 2 — Part 3

Dear Lambert, Thank You

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[oxbridge-quality-fanfiction-co]

@morethangeraskier ❤️❤️❤️

Spun From Fire🔥🧡

Eskel was drunk. Wasted, in fact. Which was really saying something, because he was a large, muscular man and it took rather a lot of alcohol to get him to ‘wasted’. And this evening he had had a lot of alcohol.

He had been slumped on his couch only two hours ago, binging Netflix, eating shameful amounts of guacamole and tossing back beers, when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen and saw it was from Jaskier.

Get dressed. We’re going out.  

Like hell we are, Eskel thought. He took another scoop of guac and pressed ‘Okay’ to tell Netflix he was still watching.

His phone buzzed again: I mean it. We’ll be there in fifteen minutes.

You’re getting plastered tonight and then you are MOVING THE FUCK ON.

Eskel grimaced. We’ll see about that, he thought, and didn’t bother to reply.  

Sabrina had broken up with him… was it two weeks ago now? No, three. Three long, lonely weeks. Eskel had already watched all eight seasons of Breaking Bad, plus the movie, and now he was halfway through The Walking Dead.

He hadn’t budged when, twenty minutes later, someone was banging on his door. Eskel took another sip of beer.

“Godsdamn it, Eskel!” he heard Jaskier yell through the door. “Let us in!”

“Eskel, come on.” The deep rumble of Geralt’s voice joined Jaskier’s pleas. “Don’t make me get the key.”

Eskel sighed. Although it would be amusing to watch his brother crawl under the front porch to fish out the spare key, Geralt would be a princess about it the rest of the night. Eskel heaved himself off the couch and shuffled to the front door, bracing himself for what was coming.

Because Jaskier always won in the end, of course. Geralt’s boyfriend was nothing if not persistent. How long had it taken him to wear down Geralt’s walls? Dragging Eskel to a club was nothing.

So here they were, Eskel now committed to the plan, at least the “getting plastered” part. The lights were flashing, the music blaring, and the dance floor tipped Eskel back towards the bar.

He held onto the counter and ordered another shot of JD and a beer in his best sober voice. The bartender eyed him carefully but then poured him the shot and placed the opened bottle in front of him. “Twenty dollars.”

Eskel dropped thirty on the bar and nodded his thanks before he threw his shot back. He grabbed his beer and turned to head back to where Jaskier was throwing down on the dance floor while Geralt watched, amused, when he immediately crashed into a large, solid frame.

“Shit!” The collision sent him stumbling backwards, surprised. Sure, he was drunk, but Eskel normally significantly outweighed everyone within a 100 meter radius, and he didn’t typically bounce off people.

He shook his head, and then the first thing his eyes focused on was the wide chest covered by a smoky blue t-shirt. The shirt wasn’t that tight, but it strained across the man’s pecs and the sleeves pulled taut over his biceps. Eskel blinked, looked up and felt like he’d been punched in the gut. The man’s hair was like the sunset, glowing red curls that hung down around his chin, and a thick, soft-looking beard.

Eskel’s mouth opened and closed but no words came to him.

💗 Read the rest on AO3 💗 (T, 1.7K, Lambskel meet-cute)

This is a gift for @marvagon, who needs more redheaded Lambert in her life. Happy Valentine’s Day, Beautiful. 💕💕💕

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