#more ppl should play in the irl space of it of how fucked up and how much ur body isd not Meant to do that

[ninthrot]

it's always "i'm into cervix penetration" until i pull out the speculum and the medical equipment

[ocean-butch]

Hellllo :)) 10-150 if you’re up for a challenge Goodluck 😁

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“i rlly hope he’s the murderer”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?molecules, HNLY, wanna be missed, let it be, and what i need, all from Expectations by hayley kiyoko

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?yes ofc

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?luck yes miracles no

15. What good thing happened this summer?idk i had a good time, i traveled, it was fun!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?i never kissed anyone besides boys so nah

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?ofc i mean cmon who doesnt know that

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?yes!! i love her dearly and shes a great friend

19. Do you like bubble baths?OFC

20. Do you like your neighbors?i dont rlly know them tbh

21. What are you bad habits?isolating myself and basically everything i do

22. Where would you like to travel?everywhere but mainly atlanta bc i wanna meetmy best friend

23. Do you have trust issues?nah i trust too easily

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?the feeling of getting home

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?all of it tbh

26. What do you do when you wake up?check my phone, usually tumblr first

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?nah im good

28. Who are you most comfortable around?not really ””around”” but abby

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?once yeah, but then she broke up w me again LMAO

30. Do you ever want to get married?OBVIOUSLY CAN U IMAGINE HAVING A WIFE I MEAN WOW WHAT A DREAM

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?not really, only if its just the top

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?kay awkward imma skip that cuz im a minor

33. Spell your name with your chin.vabfirls (its supposed to be gabriela lol)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?i know how to play soccer and volley and some other shit but i dont really actually play them. however, i do snowboard.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?tv, i actually didnt have a tv until 2 months ago (but i did have them when i lived w my dad)

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yep

37. What do you say during awkward silences?idk i just try to come up w something, it could be anything depending on the person

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?someone funny, who is easy to talk to and is passionate and caring. someone who’ll show me that i mean everything to them and who isnt scared to be affectionate. i have a tag for this called “my dream girl” so its all there

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?i dont shop like at all so basically starbucks lmao

40. What do you want to do after high school?move out of this awful country

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?im not sure. maybe, but not always with the same person. but tbqh probably not everyone

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?it can mean a lot of thigs, but usually that im rlly depressed/lonely

43. Do you smile at strangers?yes!!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?both tf (but i’ve already been to the bottom of the ocean many times so getting to know space would be pretty fucking cool)

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?the thought of not having to go to school anymore in like 7 months if i just get this right

46. What are you paranoid about?e v e r y t h i n g but mostly ppl hating me and leaving me

47. Have you ever been high?nope

48. Have you ever been drunk?nope

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?i dont think so no

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?dark blue

51. Ever wished you were someone else?all the time dude

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?myself lmao

53. Favourite makeup brand? i dont rlly know any makeup brands tbh i dont use it

54. Favourite store?again, starbucks

55. Favourite blog?oh noooo this is too specific there are too many but i guess i’d put my best friend bc her blog is awesome and yall should follow her its @saveabby

56. Favourite colour?blue & purple

57. Favourite food?sushi!!!!!!!!!!!!

58. Last thing you ate?açaí

59. First thing you ate this morning?a cereal bar? is this what theyre called?? im not sure

60. Ever won a competition? For what?yeah i guess some school things about sports n shit when i was younger

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?god no im a good student

62. Been arrested? For what?JESUS CHILL IM 16

63. Ever been in love?yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?actually i dont remember i was young and it was at a time where 3 boys liked me and i kinda dated (like kid dating but still) 2 of them and i dont remember which one was first BUT it doesnt matter bc i dont like to count kissing boys so i havent had one yet

65. Are you hungry right now?always lmao

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?well i like different people in different degrees, some being from tumblr, some being from irl. its a mixed list.

67. Facebook or Twitter?twitter duh

68. Twitter or Tumblr?tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?almost, im watching psych on my laptop

70. Names of your bestfriends?abby from tumblr, marie irl

71. Craving something? What?yes, chocolate

72. What colour are your towels?theres a green one, a blue one and a white one

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?it can vary from 0 to 3

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?very rarely but its bc theyre at my room at my dad’s place and even when i sleep there i usually sleep at my brother’s room but i do like stuffed animals

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?not many, maybe 3 idk

75. Favourite animal?felinesss

76. What colour is your underwear?im not wearing any but dont go thinking shit, im just on my pjs

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?it depends but in general chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?its like a chocolate shavings thing that we have in brazil. idk if they have it in other countries and if they do idk what its called

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?white

80. What colour pants?no pants jeez

81. Favourite tv show?X-FILES

82. Favourite movie?SNXJSNXKSNSJSJDJSJXJS P R I D E & P R E J U D I C E (2005) PNP OKAY PRIDE & PREJUDICE THANK U FOR THIS QUESTION

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?i dont think i’ve seen the 2nd

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?i only watched that movie once and i dont remember much about it tbh

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?dory

87. First person you talked to today?melissa

88. Last person you talked to today?until now it was elle

89. Name a person you hate?donald trump

90. Name a person you love?guess? thats right, abby

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?not especially but i’m always wanting to punch my dad tbh

92. In a fight with someone?what?? if u mean “ever been…” then yes, my brother

93. How many sweatpants do you have?none :((

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?oooo a lot, but i only use 1 bc its my fave

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“One evening at dusk, I came upon my friend.”

[kkukkung]

v lorge ask compilation below

some of these asks date back like??? a few months??? dsdjkfhk... they’re ordered from newest to oldest i’m so sorry... messy messy

Ur blog is the plush jooheon is going like 😯😷😨😷😷 😵😫😱 to

it... is......... honestly i think jooheon is the member i’d get along w the least irl?? i can’t explain it but?? mb bc he’s a libra? also the fact that hyungwon received that huge shrimp plush n held it like a foetus is so :’’0000

annie tumblr is gonna censor ur whole blog cause ur gay

Good.

so... shart is ur New fav word now huh, guess that ges into my dictionary now...

shart made a comeback from 2016 me’s vocab and i don’t even know how it happened? :(

Sjdnkwldwnnw u ruined that punch scene in shine forever,, I can't watch it without thinking about your "my meat, me" gif 

the best gif i ever made??? gkjkjf sorry i rly am the most irrelevant person on this damn website? also that rly was my first thought when i watched the mv.... or maybe second thought after thinking “god i wish shownu would punch me like that”

changkyun is really so happy recently, he smiles so much and his eyes crinkle, its the cutest thing i have ever seen like ??!?! i want to protect him, just roll him up in a blanket and show him memes on my phone

he is!!!!! his happiness is my own happiness?? and when he smiles ur right he goes like >__< he’s rly the cutest boy alive? and this ask is so relatable esp the last part... if ck were my friend irl i’d just text him memes all day???

pls deactivate

relatable

I'm so soft rn. How can I FUCKING tell them how much I love them. Like I want to grab wonho's sweet squishy face and give his forehead a big SMOOCH. These boys deserve so much and I want to convey that to them in person but I CAN'T. And if I had the chance I'd probably ugly crying too hard to say anything.

this ask is so cute??? and i understand the dilemma like... idols are ppl who give & receive so much love every day expressed in 28347982 different ways so it’s hard knowing how to rly... Let Them Know just how happy they make u thru their existence alone? crying with u anon

yikes wait what happened w jinyoung?? i thought he was one of the few unproblematic ones...

[diff anon] jinyoung was on a tv show where he was playing a past love interest or something and he kisses the actress who's only 14..

i.... won’t comment on this bc i don’t want to stir up old drama but :/ aah i see... thank u for letting me know!

i started talking like you and another person who has similar typing patterns to you and now all my friends hate me bc of slorp and spicy

sdfjkghksdfkjfgkjds im rly sorry this happened to u... at first my friends were resistant but after a while they started picking it up as well thru exposure so... infect them jksfjjkgf... also add shart to the menu i guess? :/

Kihyun's kink is making people flustered. On the gifseft he's like "There's so many things I can do with my mouth, let me show you honey." He will grab your neck firmly yet delicately while he invades your personal space. Keeping eye contact is troublesome, this new proximity tastes as dangerous as the underlying promise of what will come next. But Hyungwon never figured it out since he backed out, breaking the siren's spell.

(response to this gifset i think? jshdfkjff) BLEASE... im writing a hyungki fic right now as we speak ✍️📝 anyway i like this characterisation of dom!kihyun bc irl he would be very dominant ??? and in fics he’s always the bottom just bc he’s #smol 🙄 but i mean he’s ?? so aware of his own sex appeal sometimes so he’d be like a switch/top/power bottom imo

you're right, you aren't into vore. More like in slorping and smorching knees/feet, and other nsfw things.

tbh im only fake horny :/ im a romantic deep down.. want to watch the sunset with lmh....... accidentally drop my bag of skittles on the dirt and he eats them up like a vacuum cleaner jksfdhkjgfkjfdhjgfjhjks

Annie, i feel like you'll understand me. Whenever I see Minhyuk, i feel a mixture of extreme lust, great anger and a desire to have my head bashed in because he's real and nothing else matters anymore. It's really.... not what i wanted in life 

another #relatable ask... i want to take minhyuk out on a candlelit dinner date but like.... at kfc and we’ll both be touching each other’s cheeks with our greasy hands like animals... like raccoons scavenging for trash in a dumpster

'kihyun stans are foot fetishists'' UHM!!! this is tru i would slorp kihyuns whole foot in one go

i don’t rmbr writing this but skjdfhfgsdkjgjk it... it really is true huh...

hi annie, i just wanted to ask you what your take on wonho's personality is? ive read your tags before and how you say he is very romantic in how he presents things, and i thought that was interesting!

aaa, i think i’ll write a proper post on this later bc it’s also something that interests me a lot... until then i’ll just say that i think he’s indeed very romantic and loves pleasing people... his driving force is rly Love u know... love for people (family, members, fans), for his job, for music, etc... he’s very soft and imaginative and sometimes that comes across as a kind of childish innocence?? more on this later

i wanna kno more abt the customer whos coming in more lately,, i lov regulars that come in at my job - it's such an interesting half relationship

hgfjjjsk this ask is from a month ago n i think i was talking abt that customer who asked me if i wanted to die but in a casual way?? jsfdkh i work at a tobacco store so this guy asked me if i smoked n i was like “uhm no i don’t” so he went “what? are you afraid to die?” and i stood there like... kind of dumbfounded for a sec jksfhg but he’s a nice guy n very cool... nvr seen his eyes b4 bc he always has rly dark shades on n he buys the cheapest cigarettes n leaves. but most regulars i get are like chinese international students spending their parents’ money on cigs and some sweet old men who always want the same smokes... there’s this one old man who always wears matching vintage suits n pairs it w a fancy hat n once he complimented my outfit and i was thrilled?? also some creeps come n chat me up while im working sometimes which is a bit :/// but mostly i like my job and it’s interesting interacting w regulars! thank u for this ask n im sry if this was like super boring lmao

idc what it says about me but Minhyuk rushing to eat chicken bones off the fucking floor brought him from 'would play Mario Kart and share nachos with' to 'would play Mario Kart and share bodily fluids with' levels

i want to Die.................... when he tried to eat those half-eaten chicken bones off the ground....... that was the moment that solidified his image as a Dirty Dirt Man in my head like he’s a Real Gremlin... i said it for fun b4 but it’s... a real thing. he’s actually Disgusting skjdfhjdkf... also anon u sound like a gremlin too??? join our big gremlin family???

wtf is "That" ????? and why is it related to kihyuck ?? - knowing ur tags it should be something gross, but u said it in such an onimous way; annie, i am scared.

i genuinely don’t rmbr what this was abt djgjs i write a lot of tags that don’t make sense even to me like a few weeks later?? sjdfjhkjsk i’m sorry... gotta start answering these in time so they actually have any kind of relevance... 

"That kink where you just want to be crushed....just like pulverized. Asking for a friend" Bless this tag

again.. don’t rmbr writing this tag and don’t rmbr the post i wrote it for but um, yeah, sounds like smth i said jkfdgsjfdjk im so sorry...

i just had a dream where minhyuk showed up, called me sexy and then left???

fun fact whenever ppl tell me abt their dreams here it’s always to do with minhyuk doing something weird??? also God I Wish That Were Me...

why do u say jooheon is def experienced tho? he legit said he never had a girlfriend in his life and it's clear seeing him interact with women, he has no idea what to do? unless you mean gay experiences, that's probably very true

THE LAST LINE OF THIS ASK JKDHKJD.... um i think joobs is experienced bc i actually think he’s sorta smooth? he’s pretty flirtatious w female hosts on the shows mx appears on like... w jimin on asc and w seulgi on idol battle likes... i don’t mean experience as in a lot of idk.. sexual experiences (if anything he’d b the type to be v devoted to someone if he was dating them i think) but i feel like he does know how to present himself in a certain... attractive light especially in front of cute girls? idk if i’m saying this right... 

ur minhyuk tags are so fnny and hella relatable im dying n 😂😭😂

my minhyuk tags: slorp... asterisk asterisk asterisk x10... nut... gremlin dirt man... nut nut... nutting... dksjfgkj but thank u?

but you ARE funny lol I laughed so hard at that bird/Shownu reference

gfjkgjkjk u can tell how old these asks are from the things they’re referring to... but nevertheless thank u sm im sry im a mess... at least im a funny mess to a select few ppl... thank u for enjoying my messy blob... i lov u

no exit ep 5 was a mess but wonho was lookin reeeal cute w those glasses tbh

???? what the fuck, where they serious about that fuckin Mathew the tiger??? If yes, then again, wtf??

jdsfjksk i still can’t believe Those Episodes of no exit rly happened...

i love your tags so much especially the ones where you imply that minhyuk's actually an alien "# he rly doesn't know what to do w his arms he hasn't possessed a human body in so long" lol

HE RLY IS AN ALIEN... like he’s obviously attractive n was popular in school n smart n funny n cute but sometimes he does the most unexplainable things n it makes me rly wonder if he’s human??? he’s so fucking weird u kno i love my alien gremlin dirt man... take me for a ride in ur ufo...

You @ wonho: :( sweet baby u deserve everything good You @ minhyuk: literally slorp my p**** you fucking snake

SHUT UP...

i started using slorp too help

this ask was sent 3 months ago... i can’t believe i’ve been saying slorp for three months...

um..... i luv u???smorch

smorch u back??? big sloppy smorch that leaves u disgusted???

Hey Annie, would you mind a short description of the Monsta X No Exit Chanel+ video?

i’m sry abt how late this is jsfdjkg but if anyone’s still interested... yeah the no exit video where they explained the hypnotism was p much just bts of jooheon and shownu getting hypnotised... and it kind of legitimised it ig bc joobs said he was concentrating super super super hard (and hypnotism only works when ur focusing that much??) n so did shownu... my ch+ actually expired recently so this is just from what i rmbr hfdjsdjkh if anyone else can contribute pls do! otherwise i will get a renewal soon and after that i could do a better summary if you’re still interested! sorry!!

Um...why are jooheons vocals slept on...what the fcuk he's so??? Nice to listen to??

tbh why is jooheon such a golden boy... literally good at everything... can sing dance (one of the best dancers in mx??) and rap.... compose... write lyrics... play 328974 diff instruments... cute n sexy at the same time.... what the fuck

I'm trying to figure out what your censored tags are but apparently my vocabulary of nasties is pretty limited

im glad??? pls don’t read the next part of this ask compilation ksfhkgsd

!!!nsfw asks... spare urself please...!!!

uhhhhhh for the nastea ask comp... kihyuns p*thy eating lips??? true, but whats the most to least best at eating out ranking order?

1. kihyun/wonho

2. shownu (would try v hard??? earnest man??)

3. hyungwon (idk i think he’s gotta be Good somehow i mean look at his lips??)

4. jooheon

5. changkyun

6. minhyuk (can’t find clitoris :/)

I would like to hear more about kihyun's p**** e**ing lips tbh 👀... please elaborate

idk what to say but i feel like the way he moves his lips sometimes is ??? erotic jskfdhkgjfdj and same w wonho... also the lisp has some relevance 2 ***** eating idk there’s a tie there somewhere...

I FEEL DIRTY WATCHING KIHYUNS BODY ROLLS ON WEEKLY IDOL I WOULD **** his **** at fucking lightning speed

rmbr when we thought sexy!kihyun Peaked during beautiful era w the return of the black hair but now he’s running around w a blindfold n showing off his new shredded body at any given moment.. yeah

(in reference to minhyuk probly not knowing where the clit is) minhyuk: *reaches into the back of your throat and flicks your uvula* "hows that feel babe? ;)"

reading this took years off my life i hate u

I disagree.Minhyuk is probably the most kinky out of monsta x.He just doesn't show it like every other expert in the field 👀👀

mmm i think hyungwon could be a Freak? jskdhfkg but ur right minhyuk is definitely someone who’s up for like... experimental stuff :/

[trickstarbrave]

sometimes i love to watch dudebros justify in their mind why ‘more girls dont like ygo’ by saying its ‘too complicated for them’ and ‘they just like different things girls just cant like cards’ or ‘they always drop it’ 

when it is actually a deeply toxic and sexist community so ppl stick to playing online and focusing on the anime instead of trying to play competitively. like if you’re (assumed) a woman and fuck up even ONCE you will be chastised and humiliated, it will be public talk that ‘GIRLS CAN PLAY YGO THEY SUCK LOL’ and men will come up to you asking to ‘teach you’ in extremely condescending ways. they also constantly talk about the appearance of girls mocking them for being ‘too ugly’ ‘too fat’ ‘too done up’ ‘too fake’ ‘attention wh*res’ or whatever the fuck else they can think of

on the other hand if you’re GOOD men get really fucking angry. they go off on rants about how women who ‘mocked them in high school for liking ygo’ are suddenly ‘invading their spaces and cheating in order to get sexual attention when they SHOULD BE doing FEMININE THINGS’ (like idk??? play disney dress up games all day and read magazines idk what they think women do for fun) 

its a lose-lose situation. if you are bad at the game for any reason (and we’re all bad at games, we all begin somewhere and need to learn) its because you’re a stupid girl who doesn’t know her place and is there to get men’s attention so you deserve to be sexually harassed, and if you’re good at the game from years of practicing and decide to play somewhere new or go out irl to play you’re a dirty fucking cheater there to ruin mens’ good time and embarrass them and are only there to get their dicks and humiliate them 

at no point do nerd men see girls as other people with common interests. we’re seen as an anomaly, a parasite, an infection, something that shouldn’t be there or something that is there for their gratification and pleasure and you can see it in the way they talk ‘girls just arent good at it its too complicate’ ‘girls just dont like it’ ‘girls have other stuff to do they CANT be BOTHERED’ and then they sit around and wonder why girls who like the same stuff as them never come around and arent interested in them-- they drive everyone away 

tl;dr: lots of girls and feminine ppl love ygo and play the card game and the reason you don’t see girls out in public doing it is bc of pure, grade A, rampant sexism

[catbountry]

Bring Back Silly Protests Against Hate 2017

Space Ghost: This is a free country

Izzy: Let's make sure it stays that way.

ZORAK: don't punch nazis

ZORAK: just scream at them like a sperg

ZORAK: thats legal

acidforblood: manipulate time so its the 1940s again and legal to punch nazis

Izzy: Yeah, that's exactly what we need, another World War!

ZORAK:oh my god

ZORAK: one of places I'm looking into for internships

ZORAK: http://www.devilfishink.com/

ZORAK: THIS WEBPAGE

ZORAK: REEEEEEEE

ZORAK: :NOUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:

acidforblood: world war 2.22

ZORAK: HIRE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER YOU FUCK

acidforblood: you can (not) punch nazi

Space Ghost: GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION :frog:

ZORAK: >clients and testimonials

ZORAK: >COMING SOON

ZORAK: well fuck you too :/

Brak Country: I just want somebody to stand behind a neo Nazi ranting with just http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aARoveZ_700b.jpg

ZORAK: hahaha

ZORAK: omg

acidforblood: thats a good idea

ZORAK: its like banana man

acidforblood: people should learn from bugs

ZORAK: instead of punching them bring back the wacky shenanigans

Brak Country: YES.

acidforblood: throw a pie at their face

ZORAK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPgk0Hv-eTc

ZORAK: Banana Man!

ZORAK: no no

ZORAK: watch this

Vivi : the clown madness is spreading...

ZORAK: I love banana man

Vivi: on a side note, are people really that stupid?

Vivi: that they go out saying people deserve rape

ZORAK: the FUCK THIS GUY sign

ZORAK: lol

Vivi: doesn't this man got anything better to do? I'm appaled

ZORAK: they're not stupid, they're just really radical in their religious beliefs

ZORAK: well

ZORAK: yeah I guess they're stupid

Vivi: please tell me it's a prank

Vivi: a really unfunny prank

ZORAK: no

ZORAK: its brother dean

ZORAK: no one likes him

ZORAK: that's why they dress up as bananas and gorillas

acidforblood: thats beautiful

ZORAK: they all start chanting FUCK THIS GUY over him

acidforblood: thats how you do it

ZORAK: some guy has a YOU DESERVE HUGS sign

ZORAK: please

ZORAK: this is what we need to go back to

Izzy: I'm glad these guys are allowed to peddle their hate publicly, it's why they're view as dumbasses and assholes instead of repressed revolutionaries.

acidforblood: instead of screaming at ppl like this just distract people so they dont pay attention to him cause no one should anyways

ZORAK: instead of silencing them, let them make asses out of themselves

ZORAK: this is why no one is convinced by these people

Vivi: no one can truly believe Jesus wants people to be raped

ZORAK: yes they do.

acidforblood: im laughing at the comments bc people are clueless

Vivi: and that he would want people to scream insults at people

Vivi: that's the absolute opposite of what Jesus supposedly said

ZORAK: this is before the alt right was really a thing

nobody wanted anything to do with these guys

Vivi: i guess the best thing would be to just ignore him

ZORAK: men get angry at them and threaten to beat them for saying women deserve rape

Brak Country: If the alt-right thinks they control meme magic, then we must engage in meme warfare.

ZORAK: yes.

ZORAK: the good old days of just fucking with these people

Izzy: Sarah has it right.

acidforblood: they would yell at jesus if he came back so the best thing to do is be funny

ZORAK: university of arizona has a lot of these people

Brak Country: BRING BACK SILLY PROTESTERS AGAINST HATE 2017.

Izzy: Something's gone very wrong when the creativity and memes have gotten so stfiled by the left that the right can harness them.

ZORAK: actually....

ZORAK: a lot of girls at my school protest

ZORAK: this could be arranged cat.

Izzy: When was the last time that happened?

Izzy: Oh yes, that's right, the 1930s.

ZORAK: I need a horse mask

Izzy: Remember how that turned out?(edited)

Brak Country: I have a doge mask.

ZORAK: if you buy me a horse mask I swear I will wear it and annoy people at protests

ZORAK: hey man

ZORAK: wanna come down to philly and annoy people with me?

Izzy: Sure.

acidforblood: someone who owns a fursuit should just bug people at protests

ZORAK: https://www.amazon.com/Miyaya-Horse-Unicorn-Mask-Collection/dp/B00ZG7QUG0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1485387221&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+mask

ZORAK: I want this one

ZORAK: izzy

Brak Country: I will make signs for "screwball," "jackass," "bats in the belfry," "sucker," and anything else I can get from old cartoons.

ZORAK: please help me bullshit a reason that I can use to make this mask a writeoff on my taxes

ZORAK: hehehe

Izzy: You're an artist, right? It's an art supply.

Izzy: For performance art.

ZORAK: performance art

ZORAK: eyyy

Brak Country: LET'S DO THIS THING.

ZORAK: I will do this thing.

ZORAK: take a day off and go unicorn by some guy

ZORAK: maybe I should get a bag of sparkles

ZORAK: inb4 someone calls that assault

acidforblood: also get a boombox

Izzy: Anyway, I have to go now, I have some IRL political activism to attend to.

ZORAK: yeah

ZORAK: what sick tunes should we play

ZORAK: honestly we could get a nice gorilla girls homage going with this shit

ZORAK: third wave feminism 2.0

ZORAK: now with 100% more memeing

ZORAK: ruin some alt right guy's speech by just standing there dressed like a cow

ZORAK: heheh

ZORAK: also if I get maced for wearing a unicorn mask I think I will go down in history

Brak Country: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoMfVNVx4g

Brak Country: This song is mandatory.