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elvesofnoldor · 5 years ago

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honestly i dont even like inquisitor as a dragon age protagonist (i can’t give a shit abt inquisition as an organization and the more i play the game the less exciting the actual story is), i just happen to get inspired enough to come up with two gay ass elf ocs whom i love with all my heart. Also later i sort of wanna use them as stand-ins for some first age elven lords from tolkien’s story universe and use my lavellans to unleash some first age elves’ unhinged feral energy.

#unhinged as in 'might tell the devil to fuck off and shuts door in his face' unhinged #unhinged as in 'face gods and walk backwards into hell as i flip a bird at them' kind of unhinged #thats both feanor so definitely not that unhinged cause he's gone literally mad in ways that aren't even remotely funny #more like pitiful and bone chilling. and he died mad. maddest elf in any fiction i bet #im talking like 20% of that unhinged energy tho. no more than that or we are having a problem #more like 'ride miles to blow my horns in front of devil's house and pounds on his doors to tell him to come out and fight me' unhinged #unhinged as in 'gonna burst from my chains and fought and bit a werewolf to death with my barehands' kind of unhinged #also unhinged as in 'might fuck around and be prepared to fight. like. 3 millions orcs alone to rescue my best friend' unhinged #also unhinged as in 'might shine a blinding white light from my whole being and scare some undead kings from my realm' unhinged #thats just glorfindel in lotr but he still counts as first age elf #also unhinged as in 'might scare some orcs off with a light from my face shone from the pale flame of my soul' unhinged #yeah thats about it tbh #basically just exhibit the antics of some eldritch yet divine beings #yolanda talks #we dont have elves like first age elves in tolkien's universe anymore. thats a big shame tbh #u all love vampires so much for their feral eldritch gothic vibe but can blood sucking goths beat this shit

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