#more green eyes!? that's just ridiculous! I can't XD

[seyvia]

Alex WIP

[galaxythedragonshifter]

Lloyd and Morro cousin Headcanons because I can't not do it. (I.e I read some Greencousin Fics and they have me by a chokehold.)

All of these would take place a while after Crystalized btw, in an AU where Morro ends up a human again after Crystalized. (I wanna write sum this ngl)

Lloyd and Morro are so touch starved it's ridiculous.

Morro is now an ex-ghost at that point. SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE BAYBEE!

"Why didn't you take Wu's hand?" "Because I didn't think I deserved it."

Morro kept asking Lloyd about modern inventions bc he didn't really have time to acknowledge it when he possessed Lloyd in Possession. He was kinda mix of both Acronix and Krux when it came to how he reacted to technology.

At first, Morro and Lloyd were kinda closed off from one another, and they kinda "ignored" each other, otherwise bantering (Morro more so than Lloyd), but they slowly started to realize that they had more in common than they realized after a few arguments, (And a ton of angsty trauma. A ton 🥲) And Thier bond built from there. Now, they are practically inseparable.

Morro doesn't want to be the green ninja anymore. He's seen how much pressure Lloyd is under, and he totally understands that he could've never handled it. He had just thought it was fame and being worth something, especially after so long of being worth nothing. When he was denied being the green ninja, he thought it meant he wasn't worth anything anymore. That's why he'd worked so hard for it in the first place. He wanted to be worth something. He also really doesn't...care...that much anymore?

Morro still has Aquaphobia (not Hydrophobia, as that's actually a different term than "fear or phobia of water.)

Lloyd still gets Morro flashbacks and nightmares. Lloyd usually hides them from Morro, since he doesn't want his cousin to worry. Morro has noticed though.

Morro no longer has the little markings on his face, as that was only there when he was a ghost. He does have a small green scar under his eye like Cole did, and it will most likely be there longer than Cole's was. (Potentially the rest of his life)

Morro's nicknames are forever "Emo-boy" and "green wanna-bean" XD-

Morro still has a really tough time with handling objects and handling the upkeep of his mortal body. (He'll forget to eat and drink, drop cups from time to time, bump into a door or wall, freak out from a stray drop of water, ect.)

Going with the previous one, when Morro first ended up human, he had a hard time even eating food, since he hadn't been human for a long time. (Sensory issue based, since it was too overwhelming for certain tastes or textures because of that)

Morro and Lloyd are StubbornCousins™. They are the most stubbornest of cousins.

Morro actually hated it when he was brought back to life by the Crystal King. He hated destiny constantly toying with him and just wished that they would put him to rest for FSM's sake.

He decided to lay low for a while, until they caught Lloyd. He then tried to get Lloyd out, and escaped with him.

Morro has sensory sensitivities. Like, severe ones. It's taking him a lot of time to actually get used to his human body, as his ghost body didn't do all that.

Morro and Kai still somewhat dislike each other. Kai is protective over his lil bro and doesn't really trust Morro all that much. Morro is still slightly closed off towards him, but he gets that Kai is the overprotective sibling. They grow to tolerate each other, and eventually bond somewhat.

Morro, after everything that he did wrong, feels really guilty for it in all honesty. Oh FSM he was such an idiot. Nowadays, he does everything he can to make it up to Lloyd.

Morro does infact swear. He tries to limit it though.

Morro actually has never had things like Pizza before and more modern foods. The ninja are constantly surprised by what he'll be confused by next.

Lloyd actually can do things like hot-wiring a car. He was taught at Darkley's, unsurprisingly. (Inspired by Captain Bookworm's Land of the Living Fic)

They throw banter around. Like a lot. Especially when they met after Morro became human again.

Morro actually came back during Crystalized. The Crystal King wanted to use him along with Harumi, but Morro "agreed" long enough to earn their trust. He wanted to help the ninja since he hated the Overlord, and ended up helping Lloyd, much to the Green Ninja's surprise. He also saw through the Crystal King's lie faster than Harumi ever did. He knew that the Crystal King would only keep him around for as long as he was needed, so any promises the King made was void.

Lloyd has two little fangs and no one can change my mind.

Morro's right eye is his normal eye color (dark olive green), while his left (the one with the ghost scar under it) is paler.

[sweetestpopcorn]

Hi, Sweets

I was having intrusive thoughts lately and in one of these I just come to concluded that in canon Criston Cole probably looked to the Velaryon boys and keep imagining them as his sons… look I know it is strange but we all know that he was a “little” obsessed with Rhaenyra,plus the fact that the boys looked very andal, almost like him… with differences of course (the nose especially).

Imagine the boys just went to visit grandfather and innocently pass through him and he is just looking at them very fiercely

Criston: *Only if my Rhaenyra weren’t a wh*re(we know he would slut shame her even in his head), they would have been mine.

Joff: *whispering to Luke* Why is this guy looking at us like this??

Luke: * Giving his shoulders* who knows?

Jace who was walking behind them: Let’s just get to grandpa more quickly *put his hands on their shoulders* Bye, ser Criston👋

Criston looking inexpressive: * Obly if … other ridiculous thoughts about rhaenyra* *proceeds to ignore jace salute *

Hi there! 😊 I hope you are well 🤗

Hum... the "Velaryon" princes looked like Harwin. We are told this even more than we are told Daemon wanted a son (which is saying something). They had more "common" faces, brown eyes, and brown hair as well as a pug nose.

At no point are Harwin's looks ever compared to Criston's. While Criston (apart from the black hair) did seem to have more of the Andal look (handsome and all with light green eyes - No, everyone, he was not Dornish :) thank you and goodnight), the Strongs descended from the First Men as far as I recall. Bit like the Notherners. I think they were quite an old house too so I would say they had more of a "First Men" look than the Andal look. I tend to think more of the Lannisters as a good example of the "Andal" look, which was nothing like the "Velaryon" princes were described as.

Looking at them Criston would only see what the rest of people did, that their father very clearly was Harwin Strong. Which would absolutely annoy him of course XD and would definitely warrant many hours of *grinding teeth* "I can't believe she gave herself to that BRUTE 😤!" But at no point do I think he could have pretended they "could" be his. Actually he couldn't pretend this with any of Rhaenyra's kids since the "Velaryon" princes looked exactly like Harwin Strong, and Aegon and Viserys were all Targaryen. Those five boys were just the constant reminder of who Rhaenyra had gone to bed with. Spoiler: Not with him.

Now the real question is: Whose kids would piss him off more, Harwin's or Daemon's?

117 AC

Criston:

122 AC

Criston:

[overflowing-with-words]

"let me see" / likes & dislikes | lloyd g., zane j.

Febuwhump Day 5: "Let me see."

TW: Blood, small injury.

Lloyd gets  hurt on a mission, and Zane helps him out.

A/N: my two favorite trauma buds yay but no not much angst this time just kinda a little bit xD kinda wanted a break from sad but this is still kinda sad but not really okay no I need to sleep im not making sense at all

• • •

Missions are usually long, tiring, and all over very draining.

However small the opportunity, something about using their elemental powers empties their energy from them like water flowing from a tap, and Zane is usually the only one trusted to drive them home. While they sleep in the back, but that part's not usually mentioned.

He's also the one who checks them over for injuries, prepares food for the after, and throws them into bed after. The nindroid is the general after-mission caretaker, because the rest barely have the will to stay awake, let alone steer the ship home.

This time's no different, with a particularly tough fight at the end, and Zane drags them straight to bed one by one without bothering to ask them to change, scanning them throughly for any signs of injuries first.

Lloyd is the last one, and he all but dumps the unmoving boy onto his green duvet, sighing with the effort. The blonde usually is the most tired by the end of any small battles, and Zane's not entirely sure whether it's his age or the overall pure power that courses through him, using up all his excess liveliness.

A slash of blood catches his eyes, and he tugs the green ninja back up from where he's curled around his pillow, careful not the jostle the apparent wound.

A long gash sits on his arm, dripping crimson and staining the deep green. Long, but not deep, he notes with relief and leans Lloyd carefully against the edge of the bed. "I'm going to get the first aid kit. Don't fall asleep." He advises with a small smile, knowing that his sentences are useless, and that Lloyd will be sound asleep by the time he's returned with medical possessions.

True enough, by the time he's dug out the scarlet and white box from the kitchen and carried it back to the small room, he's splayed across the bed, arms hanging over the border. Zane can't help but give a small laugh at how ridiculous he looks.

If only their enemies could see the famous green ninja now, he thinks, and pulls him up again. Lloyd groans sleepily, and rests his head against the wall tiredly. Zane tears open a roll of gauze quickly, and picks up the cleaning alcohol, turning back to the teen.

"Lloyd."

Lloyd mumbles something incoherent, but sits up again, blinking blearily. "Hm?"

"Let me see your cut." Zane requests, and he holds out a arm dazedly. "Wrong arm."

"Oh," he huffs, and offers the other arm. Zane rolls up his sleeve carefully, inspecting the laceration across his arm. He dabs a cotton swab in the  cold liquid carefully, and dabs it at the cut. Lloyd barely flinches at the painful cleaning, and the nindroid wonders for a second how used he is to feeling pain, by now.

Probably very used, he thinks, wincing slightly, and puts the damp cotton to a side. He winds the snow white linen across the raw cut cautiously. Lloyd instinctively draws his hand back when the tear is touched, but Zane hangs onto it firmly, finishing the bandaging with a small tie expertly.

He's got a lot of medical information saved in his drive, now. Too much. Zane lifts the worn out ninja back onto the pillow, dragging the duvet over him.

"Thanks, Zane." Lloyd says faintly, half closed green eyes lingering on him. The nindroid smiles, and clicks the electric lights off. "No worries, Lloyd. Sleep well."

The door closes with a small thud, and Zane strolls down the empty hallway, turning off lights and closing windows. The whole house is filled with a deafening silence, and he wishes there were more signs of life accompanying him.

He pretends not to mind that much, though, and flicks off the last light, leaving him in a dusky dark blue shade, the moon illuminating his room.

• • •

Zane doesn't like to drive the ship back home every time. Neither does he like to spend nights alone, cleaning and coming the monastery by himself.

He also doesn't really like how much medical information he has saved, or how Lloyd barely recoils at what normal people would think very painful.

He doesn't like it a lot, but he does like helping his family.

And if learning how to sew up a deep wound or cleaning up back home by himself is assisting his friends, then he'll do them as many times he needs.

[senashenta]

Welp I can't find a date so I'm just sitting here hoping your call for ideas didn't come from a long time ago - ANYWAY I am absolutely craving hijack so if it tickles your fancy, a prompt from the hijack discord: "My dog is really into your dog, and maybe I"m also pretty into you, stranger." :D

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO PUT A DATE ON THE POST. *FACEPALM* SO sorry for that. You were totally in time, though, so it's all good. Now it's my fault for taking so long getting these requests filled. XD;;

Just in case it's not clear Aurora = Light Fury. <3

As a rule, Jack didn't take Aurora to dog parks. Not because he had anything against them, but because Aurora could be kind of... fussy. Around other dogs. And people. She had trouble interacting with them properly, so dog park experiences were usually stressful for her, which in turn made them stressful for Jack. Persnickity or not, Aurora was his baby and he didn't like to see her unhappy.

But the vet said she needed to be socialized more so she wouldn't be as jumpy and timid, so here he was, walking his white-with-blue-eyes husky down to the local dog park for the first time in probably two years. She didn't seem nervous yet, but he certainly was. He wasn't looking forward to having to explain his dog's anxiety issues to a bunch of strangers. Again.

Thankfully when they arrived at the dog park there were only a few people there. That was good. That meant it wouldn't be too overwhelming for Aurora (or Jack)... or that was the hope, anyway, as Jack tugged Aurora through the gate and unclipped her leash, only to have her turn and look at him as if he'd lost his goddamned mind.

"I know. I'm sorry, but the doctor says it's important." Jack told her seriously, ignoring the fact that she was, in fact, a dog, and couldn't understand a word he was saying.

Aurora continued to stare at him like he'd betrayed her for another long, long moment before finally turning to look out across the park, her ears back and her tail tucked between her legs, clearly Not Happy with the situation. All four paws remained planted firmly on the ground-- she clearly had no intention of moving.

Jack stood there contemplating what to do with his downright ridiculous dog until, a few minutes later, another dog came running over, tail wagging furiously as it approached. "Ah," Jack had to stop himself from shooing it away because this was the point of coming to the dog park in the first place.

The other dog, a black lab with a stubby tail that looked as if it had been cut off halfway down and wagged so fast it was liable to fly off, stopped just short of Aurora, bouncing excitedly on it's front feet. Aurora backed up a step, but the stranger dog persisted, hopping up-and-down and making strange motions with it's head, all the while yipping and whining in the back of it's throat-- and Jack was just starting to think he should intervene after all when Aurora abruptly sat down in the grass. Then she lifted one front paw up and just kind of... planted it on the lab's nose, effectively stopping it's movement and noise in one fell swoop.

Jack was just marvelling at Aurora's sudden ability to handle herself when a voice called out; "Toothless, bud, I've told you a thousand times--!"

Off to the side, a young man was trotting over, carrying a cell phone in one hand and a red leash in the other. He stopped when he got to them and waved the hand with the cell phone in greeting, giving an unfairly charming, lopsided grin. "I'm so sorry. Toothless just gets excited, he doesn't mean any harm. Is your dog okay?"

Jack was so distracted by the green of the stranger's eyes that he almost forgot to respond. After a too-long pause he shook himself out of it, fully prepared to have to explain his dog's particular brand of neurosis, but when he looked down again... Aurora was standing up, sniffing at the other dog-- Toothless-- and actually engaging. Jack blinked a little blankly.

"I, uh... I actually think she might be good."

"Oh good," the stranger gave a sigh of obvious relief. He must have had some bad experiences with Toothless' enthusiasm in the past. He shoved his phone into his pocket and ran his fingers through auburn hair absently. "From over there it looked like your dog was freaking out. But... yeah. Looks like they're actually making friends!"

"Aurora," Jack told him, looking up from where the dogs were still sniffing each other, Aurora's tail slowly untucking from between her legs. "Her name's Aurora." A smile. "I'm Jack."

"Hiccup." His smile was returned with a wide grin, "and you've already met Toothless."

"Yeah," Jack shifted on his feet, eyeing Hiccup with interest. Thirty seconds in and he was wondering if this guy was single. Had it really been that long since his last date? "Are you aware that your dog is magic?" At their feet, Toothless had lowered the front half of his body down to the ground, tail wagging, an invitation to play, and, astoundingly, Aurora was tentatively taking him up on the offer. "Aurora never plays with other dogs."

Hiccup laughed at that, "Toothless can't get enough of them. Though he does seem particularly keen on her. They must just smell right to each other."

Jack nodded, then; "do you guys come here often?"

"Every couple of days, unless it's raining. Sometimes even then. Toothless has a lot of energy." Hiccup grinned, and Jack thought he might melt into a puddle. "What about you? We've never seen you here before..."

"No, uh... Aurora's dog thing keeps us away from parks, mostly." Jack admitted, "she's really not comfortable." Having just said that, he looked down to watch Aurora chasing Toothless in circles in-and-around their legs as if to prove him wrong. "If it was just Toothless, maybe, but I hate to freak her out, even if the vet says it's good for her."

"If it was just Toothless?" Hiccup tilted his head to the side-- then grinned again and pulled his phone back out of his pocket. "Gimme your number and we can get together." He said, and Jack tried to ignore the way his ears burned at the suggestion. Hiccup looked at him for a moment, then added almost slyly, "you know, for the dogs."

"Yeah," Jack agreed as he stepped closer to hand over his phone number, "definitely for the dogs."

Aurora and Toothless (only Toothless has green eyes.) <3

[shibalen]

Hi! I’m so sorry about the earlier request! I misread the rules (._. ) I’d like to request from Akatsuki No Yona and Haikyuu. I prefer a romantic type of matchup. I’m a Capricorn and infp. I have a fairly large social circle and quite talkative with others. But there are times I prefer my own time and silence. I trust people easily and am loyal to my friends. I’m a left hander. My hobbies are writing, reading and watching anime. I listen to various types of music. It depends on my mood. (😁)

I’m a literature student and love to learn about technology. I have three cats and one dog. I adore animals, even insects but not spiders XD. I like dark colours and dark themed movies and stories. My ideal type of date is chilling inside a cafe or walking along a forest or a silent place talking with each other. I’m into carefree guys who get serious in the time of need. (😁)

The type of a guy who would dance around with me in the kitchen and jam to songs with me in the car and also be there when I have a breakdown. I’m an impatient fellow and tend to lose my focus easily. I’d like to request music box and dark box uwu. That’s it! Thanks! And sorry again for the earlier request! Love your blog! (😁)

♡︎ matchup for 😁anon

heya howdy doodle doo! how're you? i hope you didn't get too tired of waiting and actually see this. hehe. i gave these results lots of thought so i'm happy if you like them too!

akatsuki no yona: i match you with . . .

jae-ha !!

• you guys match so well i can't— your zodiacs, mbti, personality and your type of person are simply pointing at Jae-ha with a big red arrow!

• Jae-ha is chill and social by nature. that paired with your love for talking with people makes you a really social couple. i can easily picture the two of you being the life of most conversations.

• also when there's a crisis or any more serious situation going on you're both usually the ones to calm others down. your presence makes them feel at ease and honestly Jae-ha admires that so much in you ♡︎

• he knows he can trust you with his burdens and count on you to be there for him. he may not always voice them out loud but you know he needs your comfort when he silently lays his head on your shoulder.

• of course this goes both ways and he will never let you be alone during a breakdown. somehow he always finds the right things to say or do to help you find yourself again. his voice is deep and soothing and he will happily put it to use if it makes you feel at ease.

• though he does have a sharper intuition when it comes to strangers and therefore makes sure nobody takes advantage of you. however there was definitely one time where he let you buy something extremely overpriced just to tease you about it later

• the worse the scam the more poisonous the words he speaks to them with that lazy smile. then he escorts you away while waving a hand.

• "you have to be more careful, flower. i don't want some guy eventually making you give your heart away too, " he flirts

• "too late," you respond. "this one green-haired guy with stupid jokes already has it."

• BOOM

• ahem.

• at first you thought he was the worst case of a womanizer, and you preferred your possible partner to reciprocate your loyalty. unfortunately otherwise he was just your type so you couldn't help but be drawn to him.

• Jae-ha was attracted to you too from your smart and fun personality to your hobbies and taste in music. he loved how you stood your ground yet how flexible you were with your likes.

• obviously he didn't give up on you despite your little façade. he proved his loyalty runs deeper than most when he's fallen for the right person. you're his special, dear person and won't let anything or anyone come between that.

• will wear matching dark outfits with you! claims it's not his style but likes it surprisingly a lot. you might do ridiculous poses just to embarrass Hak.

• can be heckin annoying when it comes to your writing though. "are you going to write me into your story? of course you are ;)" "is the main character me?" don't get him wrong, he adores your writing and that's why he gets so excited about it. other times he does it on purpose to get your attention smh

• overall, light-headed teasing is something he will always do just to see you flustered. it's so adorable he can't help it. leaning in extra close to you while you're cooking together, highkey boasting about you to his friends, starting and winking at you, plus all sorts of cheesy one-liners.

• but Jae-ha is smart and knows when to give you space. when you're ready to interact again he's already prepared for a date!

• Jae-ha is romantic even on daily basis, bringing you flowers or small trinkets that he knows you like. just seeing you smile at his loving gestures makes his cheeks warm and heart beat fast (though he tries not to show it)

• please listen to him playing the erhu, he does it especially for you. when you're out on a rooftop on a moonlit night he'll serenade you with his songs.

• your dates include: walks around the outskirts of towns, moongazing, him leaping through the sky with you securely in his arms, dinner at different inns and travens with music and parties or by a bonfine and you two just being silly. also creative activities like pottery and sketching ♡︎

❦︎ ink box

— this happened before your relationship even started, back when Jae-ha first realised his feelings for you.

— you wouldn't expect it, but he struggled with these emotions a lot. this was the first time he had ever felt this way towards anybody, after all. his natural reaction was to distance himself from you because he was scared, whether he admitted it to himself or not.

— he was afraid of being tied down and tying you down. he knew love required commitment and you valued loyalty. he dreaded he wouldn't be good enough for you, instead becoming the source of your pain. you deserved much more than he was, and he was a coward.

— there was also the problem of putting you in danger because of the group's mission. any injury you'd get would be his fault and that was too much a thought to bare.

— he thought he was being smooth avoiding you, preparing for his leave without hurting you. he thought. but you were smarter, you knew Jae-ha was kind. he wouldn't do this to hurt you—not after all those fun memories you'd made together!

— refusing to beat around the bush, you tried confronting him. however, by that time he'd already set out to the next destination. he had left, without a word of goodbye.

— thankfully, Zeno was the quickest to notice Jae-ha's broken demeanor. it was heartbreak which he himself knew too well. he pulled the green dragon aside the next evening as they were gathering wood and stubly hinted Jae-ha shouldn't do anything he would regret for the rest of his life.

— the rest of the gang was quick to join after Kija happened to overhear the conversation. they all (even Ao) swore to take care of you if Jae-ha wouldn't be able to.

— you were halfway up the mountain chasing after him when Jae-ha landed directly in front of you. he was out of breath and dishevelled but the desperate glint in his eye shone brighter than any star in the sky.

— you embraced and shared a sweet kiss under the night sky. he apologised more times than you could count but after almost shattering your heart you didn't let him off the hook that easily. well, he had the rest of his life with you to make it up to you ♡︎

♡︎ runner up: Hak

⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

haikyuu: i match you with . . .

rintaro suna !!

• Suna is a little different from the previous match but my instincts told me to put you together regardless! i think your personalities balance each other out while sharing the same core basics.

• you're both laid-back and have no problems interacting with people but still like your alone time. as in infp you seek new knowledge and Suna, being the smartass he is, will never bore you. he can be both silent and talkative, whichever you prefer.

• will definitely join you in being social but in a subtle way. he'll stand/sit next to you with an arm around you while you're talking to your friends. really chill but also knows how to hold a conversation and chime in with a clever comment.

• once he notices you becoming tired he casually steers you away from the rest, saying you two have to go now. how is this guy so smooth? really though he just wants to be alone together with you.

• you guys met when your social groups came together. it's that 'friend of a friend of a friend' chain and thus somehow you ended up going to one of his games because a person you knew didn't want to go alone.

• they knew Kita so y'all went to congratulate him on the win later. he then introduced you the team and therefore, of course, Suna.

• you thought he was pretty and you chatted a bit but nothing much happened. it was through these continuous meetings afterward that eventually pshed you two together ♡︎

• you had so much to talk about! stories, technology, hobbies, music, a little gossip. he liked how opinionated you were and how much you knew, then found it amusing how easily distracted you got.

• his advances were really subtle yet continuous and efficient! though some of them were kind of teasing. made sure you were comfortable with your friendship first before stating his exact feelings for you.

• Suna isn't afraid of pda and if you are too, he'll be holding your hand, having you sit on his lap, giving you kisses on your face and hand. yet although others mifht see, it feels as though every touch is a secret language meant for bust the two of you.

• his advice is quite blunt but he does it out of love, plus his actions are much softer and really patient when you're at rock-bottom. i assure you anyone neglecting your feelings is not safe.

• you're both into dark-themed stuff! y'all go to movies, festivals, bookshops and alike looking so hella aesthetic, i swear. what a beautiful couple (☆ω☆)

• your pets love Suna after they've gotten used to him. sometimes when he comes over the cats will come chill around him. it's like he's one of them and it's hilarious. you have a bunch of pictures on your phone of him and your dog.

• you like showing those photos off to his teammates because they're just that good, but instead of getting embarrassed Suna will either just agree or jokingly ask why haven't you made it your background yet.

• overtime he's learnt how to keep your focus from going too astray, though you can't say he's always vigilant himself. he slacks off during boring lectures and would much rather talk to you. the teacher had to seperate you pfft—

• can and will jam to all times of music with you in the kitchen, even if just ironically. one time his little sister caught the two of you vibing to an opera preformance and homeboy just shrugged it off and continued because you both thought it was funny.

• your dates include: going on hikes especially after a stressful period (Suna most definitely did not look up the best places near your home and prepared your favorite snacks), cat cafés, staying at home and cooking a meal cause this boy probably only knows how to pour water over noodles, and long drives and blasting music ♡︎

♫︎ music box

— I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

— Caroline by Crash Adams

— Blinding Lights by The Weekend

— Your Dog Loves You by Colde

— Hey Boy by Sia (what you'd jokingly lip-sync to for him)

♡︎ runner up: Atsumu Miya

thank you so much for requesting and i apologise for the huge delay (ಥ﹏ಥ) still, i hope you enjoyed! have a lovely day and please stay safe ♡︎

[janiedean]

1-Hi Lavi I just chime in to say that I totally agree with you on the whole Brienne thing. As someone who totally relates to Brienne and Sam over all the Asoiaf characters and puts them on the podium right behind our working class hero (ho visto il gifset con Guido Caprino e ho urlato I WAS RIGHT ai quattro venti) I just want to say that media mindfuck up people so much that they can't even conceive what is the reality for thousand of individuals that might relate to people like Bri and Sam.

2-Like I'm not conventionally pretty (I don't post my face down here because I know people here have the mindset of a bunch of italian middleschool pischellitm) and it took a lot of work to accept my female side evolving from the typical Arya/Asha mindset (i come from a rural family background that evaluates everything male) to a more non conforming but still accepting my femaleness like Brienne/Alys Mormont kind of people. I'm a chubby young woman and it's quite disheartening to see that on the internet I have to perform my femininity to the 100% on the appearance side (make up, clothes and high heels) to be accepted as a plus size woman. Like I can bake and sew and do other elderly things (sono vecchia dentro lo so) and people generally say I'm kind, I just feel comfy in jeans and coverse for god sake! Fandom in general is so absorbed in the mainstream media culture: like I like the little wizard saga but cringe everytime they pick skinny dudes to play the 2 main overweight characters, like for real! Like you I totally related on the bio side of Brienne background (while I'm bi) and it took more than 25 years for me to see a large faced asian girl on screen of the western media (i've seen some eastern movies but there we are always ridiculized for being unattractivre) . Like I'm not the hugest star wars fan but I jumped on my seat when I saw Rose face on the first trailer! Scusami tanto per il lenzuolo e grazie tante per la pazienza! penultimo!

(figurati np per il lenzuolo!)

as someone who also identifies with sam (but sam didn’t have the LIST OF THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME, like I can relate because I also had weight issues, like cats, greatly enjoy music and books and such but again I wasn’t reading sam’s chapters with cold sweat running down my face and going like ‘ooooops THIS IS TOO CLOSE’) I 100% agree xD 

media mindfuck up people so much that they can't even conceive what is the reality for thousand of individuals that might relate to people like Bri and Sam

^^^ THANKS. like the thing is that you don’t need to be ugly whatever it is that it means. I... really even wasn’t. but I wasn’t pretty enough to be standard level and look where it got me. sure, having the (I know now but) toxic rship with the supposed best friend who was 1.82, flat, thin, with blonde hair and green eyes DIDN’T HELP AT ALL especially since she bragged about it but like... in retrospective I actually was healthier than she was but everyone around us (her included) made me feel like I was the one who had to conform to the standards. if I had had one damned example of person who got her way and didn’t have to conform to that shit maybe I’d have gotten more confidence?? who knows.

and like... the fun thing is that I’m actually pretty feminine but with the fact that I had the damned F cup size which I hated most **feminine** stuff didn’t even fit me so I basically went for fuck it let’s just drown in band t-shirts aesthetic so I couldn’t even perform to the femininity standards because people would think I looked horrible *rolls eyes* like idk I started feeling fine with myself for real when I got the reduction, IMAGINE THE HORROR (and people kept on telling me that it was my card to look attractive because *everyone likes large breasts* pffff yeah my ass) -_-’ like I haven’t embraced it yet I guess but fuck’s sake that was all thanks to *conventional beauty standards TM* and don’t people realize that you don’t have to look like the phantom of the opera to get sucked in that? blergh. I’m just so damned tired of seeing that for the one time I actually had the character I could really identify with suddenly she’s boring or unrelevant if she’s like me you know -__-

and YES FOR ROSE rose is a+++ and she deserves all the best and she’s the nicest cupcake around I’m glad that you got nice rep ;__;

[spycethra]

What if muffet!rhys was created purposely for jack as his mate, to give birth to his children? This is why rhys is so attractive to him And rhys knows about it but can't believe that jack would be interested in him

Oh hell. I can’t believe I neglected this prompt… XD IT’S SUCH A CUTE PROMPT. Again, I deeply apologize for this huuuuuge wait. I love all of you Anons and really would love to here more from everyone. It’s fun to just pop in and toss in a random drabble.

But hearing from the Anons is what keeps me ROLLING! So keep it coming!

Here’s another of ze Spider Jack, y'all! Hope you like this one too @jennpy !

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The slender Miss Muffet type sat across from his apparent mate-to-be on a lush green hill under a gentle spring sky. He hadn’t anticipated a forced ‘date’ so soon, but here he was… directly in front of the Handsome Spider himself. He shakily grabbed his silver orbed 'smoothie’ while debating if it was all right for him to eat or not.

He wasn’t fat by any means… but would eating make him look fat? Rhys despaired at the thought before chancing another glance at the tan skinned arachnid for a guiding reaction. Unfortunately, Jack seemed… bored.

“Not hungry?” inquired the banana spider - not having eaten either.

Rhys averted his gaze back to the grass between them as it rustled back and forth with the flowing breeze while setting down his snack. His stomach was bound to gurgle for food but he refused to risk a bad impression. Jack was so… perfect. And that was exactly why he felt this sudden pairing between them to be so ridiculous. He was no where close to Jack’s power, skill, or even intellect.

“N-Not really,” Rhys lied with a slight sulk.

Then again, as he thought a little harder on it, no hybrid really was up to par to the level of Jack.

The two remained in a short silence. Both trying to figure out what to say to the other without sounding stupid or lame.

Jack was having a far more difficult time as he all he wanted to do was to pounce the long legged dame as nature should have intended. Though he could already hear him mother scolding him for treating his date 'like a piece of meat.’ Not that he thought of the well limbed Rhys in that way at all. No, then he’d be eating the other spider.

Then again… Jack secretly eyed the other’s behind with a great swell of excitement. Dozens of lewd images crossed his mind, causing the larger hybrid to lick at his fangs rather suggestively… right as Rhys turned back to look at him. Jack’s tongue stopped mid-motion as he darted his eyes left and right, ensuring he was indeed in reality, before retracting the tongue all together with a laugh.

“Like what you see?” he asked casually though his heart was pounding a mile a minute.

Jack was sure he was about to get shot down by the impossibly gorgeous hybrid up until he caught the other’s face turn red.

“I-I… I didn’t mind it,” Rhys admitted openly while mentally kicking himself for sounding 'easy.’

His negative thoughts were short-lived, however, as the Handsome Spider dipped down with an impatient halflidded gaze coupled with a lustful growl.

“Would you like to test how it feels? You know… take me out for a bit of uh… test drive. Who knows what these scientist idiots really know. And besides… I’m pretty sure you might just have the time of your life, cupcake.”

Jack outstretched a claw for his potential mate to take, smirking as the Miss Muffet type did so without so much as a second thought.

—End—

And then ALL ze babies. All of them. I can’t imagine how that would go down… Jack and Rhys with like a hundred kids? XD Oh. My. God. Jack would use them to overtake Pandora once they were old enough.