#morden rambles

[mordenandmerry]

Jazz elitists who speak hipcat make no sense to me because why are so against fun and whimsy when your speaking the slang of fun and whimsy

[mordenandmerry]

Dream blunt rotation

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I was reading a fic and it had a spoiler tag for the Bible????? And the fandom was just “abrahamic religions”?????

[mordenandmerry]

It sucks that I’m getting to the age where if I have too many days off it isn’t a fun vacation it’s just boring and mind numbing

[mordenandmerry]

I love my family so much because we’re watching the genesis smash melee tournament like it’s the Super Bowl right now

[mordenandmerry]

I saw a crazy take on tiktok where someone said “lovecraft is good without someone ranting in your ear about his cats”

My brother in Christ did we read the same books. The cult of people of color really didn’t trip any red flags. Or the idea that poor people are all inbred and stupid. Like naming all of your cats the n word hard r is really fucking bad but his books aren’t free of his hatred. In fact they usually stem from it. Lovecraft was deeply afraid of everything and that included anyone different from him.

TLDR people on tiktok lack basic media comprehension yet again

[mordenandmerry]

I NEED MORE INSURANCE WIVES CONTENT PLEASE GUYS

are you all allergic to lesbians please guys i know Milly isn’t in tristamp but they are married trust

[mordenandmerry]

I think the reason why I am like this today is that when I was bored at church I would read and reread the book of Revelations. Maybe that’s why I like eldritch stuff and apocalypse stories.

[mordenandmerry]

The modern version of a cowboy’s spurs is a lesbian’s carabiner jingling when they walk.

[mordenandmerry]

So the superbowl ad that was a parody of the song Big Iron by Marty Robbins came on while I was listening to Big Iron on my phone and it was the weirdest experience of my life.

[mordenandmerry]

I love old country music. Bring back country music that was about the injustices of the government and cowboys.

[mordenandmerry]

I am not immune to shipping two women together who have never interacted in canon simply because they would be the cuntiest couple ever

[mordenandmerry]

I need to snort the trigun stampede soundtrack in all its tragic orchestral western breakcore beauty like crack cocaine

[mordenandmerry]

how to tell my brother that I accidentally backed into his car but not fast enough to damage either cars but enough to feel guilty and then I stress baked bread reddit

[mordenandmerry]

I need to be in the happy outro for a coming of age movie now. When will the happy music start playing. Like everyone we need to wrap this shit up so I can summarize the rest of my life in a paragraph that will appear onscreen for ten seconds.

[mordenandmerry]

I’m was at the dentist today and they were doing that awful thing where they scratch at your teeth and then bang by ajr started playing and I think that was the closest I’ve ever gotten to murder