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⚠️ DEVAN WEDDING THIS YEAR ⚠️
#YAAAAS KINGS#lmao#also seeing Phil with the announcement moose again brings me PURE JOY#youtube#the sims#dan howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phil lester#phan#daniel howell#omg
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you wouldn't believe how unreasonably attached i am to him specifically
#art#camp lazlo#scoutmaster lumpus#slinkman#the adventures of baby moose and slug#old#i already love lumpus so much in general but i think he just hits differently to me because of like... the situation??? i guess#like it's impossible for me to not feel bad for him as a kid because he is just a kid#and modern lumpus loves to bring about his own misfortune and always deserves what he gets#but this is like... pure concentrated lonely little troublesome guy and his relationship with slinkman is a lot closer as well#he doesn't even know he's a dork. and he still doesn't#anyway i might not post much art for a bit before i get other stuff out of the queue#and i should probably also put ones of other characters in there for later too#i will see
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Hot take that shouldn't be a hot take: don't refer to actors or well known people in general like you would refer to fictional characters
#it's really weird guys#i've been seeing people talk about ben's actor from heartstopper like this#“He's such a good boyyyyy!” “these people share one braincell” “OMG THEY'RE SUCH A PURE CINNAMON ROLL THEY'RE TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD”#stop please for the love of god stop#that actor you like isn't too pure and innocent. that is an adult#he isn't a 'pure baby' he is in adult#it's weird. it's infantilizing. stop#“they're the baby of the group!” oh my god shut up#it's not cute. it's not funny. it's weird and borderline creepy#i made a post like this in the past but it was over a year ago#moose says stuff
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I am slowly loving deer imagery for Nolan more and more as I think about it.
#nolan stormgate#the temptation to give him antlers purely bc i can...#im so biased too vonsidering one of my neopronoun sets lol#i will have to do some research to determine what deer or other ungulate his mascot is.#could be elk. or reindeer#not moose tho. my boy would have to be built like a brick shithouse for me to approve of that
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Ever just be up at 3 A.M. Thinking/explaining to yourself the crimes of one character
#This is about UT Megatron btw#Happened last night#Because I found him on the Pure Evil Wiki (there are several megatrons there)#Sidenote but can we get a round of applause for the Pure Evil Wiki for acknowledging him as one of the most veil Megatrons to date#Mind rambles#Love moose
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Me reading the tags people are reblogging my post(s) with and not getting involved because I’m more of a lurker anyway
#some of y’all got interesting things to say#others say things and I’m tempted to block but over purely stupid reasons#I haven’t actually blocked anyone I’ve interacted with yet who wants to be the first#moose rambles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBSpm_HfiE “ What you got goin' on Behind those eyes closed, holdin' on And I don't want another day to break Take our, steal our night away “
#fairycore#fairymagic#forestmagic#deerforest#whitedeer#pure#forestpeace#intotheforest#twilightvibe#warmshadow#peacefulthoughts#loudthoughts#smellofmoose#moose#walkintotheforest#trees#treemagic#treebeauty#onahill
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Sunday, January 29th 2023
Sad for Joey B, but I kinda ate last night 😌✨
#i just really wanted to see Joe burrow in the Super Bowl tbh#he’s so pure#just wanna pinch his lil cheeks#Joe burrow#bengals#me#ootd#outfit#band tee#moose blood
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wait, are goose jokes about actually hating them?
YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different
#The only thing I find objectionable about them is they actually manage to have the most inconvenient poop#they’re just animals guys#I thought this was the same as haha if you thought you know how fuckoff huge moose holy fuck oh god they’re HOW big actually??#also have you ever seen the pure joy that is a herdingxflushing breed dog galloping at an enormous flock of slightly eepy geese?#also they are pretty yummy#and sometimes when they’re being dicks they get real stupid about it and you gotta drive reeeeeeeal slow to get them to waddle out the way#because they just refuse to take flight#and they get peevish about it and start being stubborn about walking#and then it’s bumper geese time which doesn’t hurt them because at that point you’re going like three miles an hour#but the ones the bumper YOU get so fucking offended that they pitch a fit and it offends OTHER geese that get mad at THEM#and then after a while the whole group is mad at each other and making stupid noises about it and you get to continue driving into work
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I have built a wall of cardboard boxes (we’re moving) around the Christmas tree because my cats are unruly beasts who only wish to make their parents suffer
#this is strictly about Moose and Pach#Jack as always is a pure Angel baby who has never done anything wrong
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My kid constantly gives me goofy shit for listening to "old" music and this morning he sent me a link to
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
#🎵i feel it in my bones enough to make my system blow🎵#this is the child that listens to music far older then mine so him talking smack is purely in good fun#he listens to Sinatra on the regular#the witch speaks#a wild moose appears
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Oh God oh shit run he's T-posing at us
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I want him to have a mount/pet that chills in the corner of the forest he's in because that friend of nature perk you can get in game means I should be allowed to give him another bear or a moose
#aphid hernandez#polls#first far cry poll lets gooooo#and its about giving my boy a dangerous pretator to ride#bears are like purely fictuon but there was a russian general who tamed and rode a moose way back when#saved em as a cub for one reason or another and it gives them a single friend in new dawn#this one will not be dying unlike Ruth rip
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okay but real talk for a second. Am I the one who thinks it's weird when I see real life people be referred to as "precious cinnamon rolls" or "pure"? I see this happen to celebrities every now and again and it kinda rubs me the wrong way??? Like.. these are real people you're talking about, you only really see them on camera or behind a screen most of the time, you literally have no idea what they're like outside of that.
#andrea macasaet and caleb hyles are two big examples of this#I don't really know if caleb hyles counts as a celebrity but you get my point right???#i am a fan of these two btw#i listen to a lot of caleb hyles' covers on the daily#and i saw a slime tutorial where andrea macasaet was playing as anne boylen#but i just think it's very weird when you call people you don't even know or even know you pure#anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk#moose says stuff
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(Context, the other player in the party's go-to spell is to shapechange into a moose. This is the same PC that got chaos magic'd into 16 ducklings.
This was put into the group chat.)
"I'm an atrocity who should not be allowed near animating software."
#invader zim#dnd#ttrpg#character art#yeah no i 100% traced the moose#nine out of ten art projects i take up is gif editing#why respond with a gif when you can respond with a custom gif#other party member posts a gif#i post the same gif but edited 8 minutes later#i do a lot of tracing and image inserting#purely for puerile means and parody#the ducklings are all freehanded though
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Moments in Time - Luke Hughes Edition
Word Count - 3000
Summary - The eight times Luke Hughes showed his love through the ring camera that he didn’t even want in the first place.
Warnings - none pure fluff I know a true shocker if you aren't new here
Author's Note - Hello everyone as always thank you for reading. This is apart of a "Moments in Time" series that I wrote eight moments each of the Hughes brothers. The fics are individual stand alone pieces, they can be read in any order, or you could only read the one brother you want.
Quinn Hughes Edition. Jack Hughes Edition.
I have to give credit to my girl Kay @icebound-imagination for not only helping come up with the original idea! But literally stayed up late one night to help me detail plan all three Hughes brothers fics because I didn't want any repeated ideas.
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Luke couldn't care less about wanting a ring camera. Both of his brothers had them and he really didn’t care. Now since he moved out of Jack’s apartment and into yours it’s a different story. He no longer has a nice fancy lobby with a mailroom. When a package comes it comes to his doorstep. This year Luke has been stepping up his fashion game (his words not yours) and buying some new items for his closet. Now to Luke, a $300 shirt might not seem like a lot but to a normal human being it was.
Luke wasn’t concerned about packages being taken form your doorstep until you told him about your neighbor. When you first moved into your apartment a few years ago, your neighbor warned you about how some of his packages had been stolen and to be care. Literally nothing has happened in the three years you’ve had your apartment but you still did mention it to Luke. Once Luke heard about how packages were taken (even though none of them were yours) he was texting his brothers asking for a link to the one they had. Now you, on the other hand, wanted a ring camera because Quinn and Jack’s girlfriends were telling you how much fun it is to mess with the boys on the ring camera. So you decided you kind of wanted to join the fun and get one.The ring camera was totally worth it to both of you within six months with just all the ‘little mundane moments’ it caught on camera.
Don’t forget the brownie bark!
Luke knew you were leaving to go to the store and instead of sending you a simple text, his lazy ass decided to yell at you through the ring. It scared the shit out of all of a sudden you heard Luke’s voice but knew he was on his way to the gym.
“BABY! DON’T forget my brownie bark at the store! Please!”
Once you registered that it was in fact Luke’s voice and it was coming from the ring camera you turned your body towards the camera.
“What do you mean?? You still have all of that moose tracks dairy free ice cream I brought you because “I can’t do dairy during the season’ plus all those pretzels and everything else???” A small sigh leaving your lips before Luke can even reply because you already know what he’s going to say.
“Yeah but I’m not in the mood for those things anymore… maybe next week but this week I want the brownie bark you get from Costco.” he softly whined as he contonied to beg for his snack.
“Fine! But listen Hughes you have to finish this snack before I buy anything else because your literally taking up some much cabinet space and we have a small kitchen.”
“Deal.” he immediately and excitingly says before he rushes a goodbye and leaves the ring app. A soft sigh leaves your mouth as you head down the hallway to the elevator to go to the store
2.I hate you right now
Okay you didn’t really hate Luke you were just upset that he happened to have ordered a new gaming chair which came in the most awkward huge sized box. He told you he ordered it three weeks ago and it should be here before he has to go on his seven day west coast roadie. Of course it wasn’t, you dropped him off an hour ago and decided to get some errands done before returning home. Of course, it was just your luck that when you got home there would be a gigantic probably 100 lb perfectly cubed box that was definitely Luke’s new gaming chair. Deciding to go inside and set your things down and send Luke a text before dealing with the box.
Lukeyboo:
Guess what was here when i got home 🙄🙄
My love:
Is it my chair?? 👀
Lukeyboo:
Yes
And its a fucking huge box by the way I don’t know how I’m gonna lift it.
Gonna go try to attempt now
By the time you made it back to the hallway of your apartment building Luke greeted you on the ring camera. “Hi baby, I’m here for emotional support.” he says teasingly and even though you can’t see him you know he has a huge smile on his face. Making it a point to make an annoyed face at the camera, making sure he knows how the universe seemed to time this perfectly for you. Looking down you decide that it’s probably easiest to shuffle the box inside your apartment. Trying to move the box an inch but it doesn’t budge.
“Baby try using your legs not your arms.” Luke comments
“Oh wow. Why didn’t I think of that?” you say in a duh tone.
“Sorry I’ll stop mansplaining.” Immediately apologizing for trying to tell you how to move the box. Finally your able to move it a little and Luke cheers as a result. But then of course you continue to struggle for the next ten minutes.
“You know I really hate you right now.” you say loud enough for the ring to pick it up.
“I love and appreciate you too.” he responds without a second thought knowing you're just annoyed because of how oddly shaped the box is and Luke would have already had it in spare bedroom by now. “If it makes you feel better I think your hot when you're flustered” he admits.
“Hmmm” is the only response your willing to give him. Finally after what feels like forever but is probably only 3 minutes you get it in the door. Luke cheers through the camera. “Oh and I hope you know it’s staying right but the front door for you when you get home.”
Luke lets out a chuckle as he admits “I wouldn’t expect anything else. Love you, miss you already baby.”
“Ugh I love you too, text me when you land.”
“Always” and he stays on the app until he hears you close the apartment door.
3. Why are you acting like this as adults?
One thing that you loved about Luke was how truly close he was with his brothers. It really did make you happy that he was able to live his dream of playing on the same team as his older brother Jack. But being brothers even if both were in their early twenties they still acted like brothers. They were both stubborn as could be and competitive with each other. At times it can be cute, but even Nico told on one roadie they had to ban the brothers from playing soccer before their game because their fighting became too much.
So it was no shocker when you were in the kitchen in the middle of cooking dinner in your apartment, and heard both the boys yelling as they were coming down the hallway. It’s one thing to hear Jack because he is naturally a louder person, but when you heard Luke also raising his voice and some thudding of the walls you decided to check the ring camera. Honestly, you weren’t sure to be surprised by their behavior of straight up wrestling in your tiny little narrow hallway apartment or a little disappointed in yourself that you were surprised by their behavior.
Since the hallway was so narrow, you really didn't want one of them to accidentally get injured, even if it was minor due to them being idiots. Especially since it wouldn’t be hard to knock your head on the wall and accidentally get a concussion and then they would be out for at least a game. So you decided to yell at them through the camera to make them stop. “Boys I know that isn’t the Hughes brothers being idiots wrestling like some children?!”
Immediately the noises stop and you smile to yourself. Knowing your boyfriend you knew that he was probably embarrassed but your suspensions were confirmed when you heard him say “sorry baby” before Jack muttered out his own apologies.
But then within a few seconds you heard another thud and you sighed as you clicked the speak button on your phone. “That better not be you all again, now knock it off or I swear I will treat you like my nephews and take video games away for the night.” Honestly, you didn’t count it but you're pretty sure within a minute the boys were inside, and in the kitchen kissing up to you knowing damn well you would take the video games away.
4. Take Out
Luke was on one of those rare long roadies that was closer to a week and two time zones away rather than a quick 72 hours down the east coast. All roadies were hard, but somehow the ones that were in different time zones and longer than an extended weekend felt more real. It was almost like if he was gone for the 2 days it didn’t matter, but when it was hitting the fourth day of his roadie missing Luke turned into what felt like longing for him. Craving anything that would help you feel closer to Luke, on your way home that night you picked up pizza from his favorite place. Lately you’ve been leaving little messages occasionally for him when he’s away. Since missing him felt like it was slowly consuming you, you couldn’t help but leave one on your way inside your apartment.
“Hi Lukey, we are at the halfway mark of this roadie. I miss you so much, I got the pizza from that place you like, just like you like it. With all the papers, and even olives, even though I hate olives, picking them off might make it seem like your home. Love you, good luck tonight against the Kings.”
When Luke watched that video he texted you that he also missed you and he loved you. That was the first time on a roadie in his entire life he ever wished he was home with you instead of where he was.
5. It was your turn Luke!
Finally getting home after a long day at work and walking into your apartment, sighing with content. After changing out of your work clothes into some sweats, you decide you should start dinner before you take a shower and get ready for Luke’s home game tonight. But as you walk into the kitchen you see in the corner the trash overflowing. Immediately you find yourself annoyed at Luke because he promised he would take it out before he left and it was not only overflowing but also started to smell. Deciding ultimately that you need to take the trash out before you make yourself a quick dinner.
As you tie up the bag and carry it to the front door, throw on some of Luke’s crocs by the door since you're only going outside for two minutes to deal with the trash. Still very annoyed at Luke you can’t help but ring the doorbell so he gets a notification.
“LUKE YOU PROMISED. Remember how you said you’d do it before you left but of course you forgot again.” Sighing again you say in a calmer but still very annoyed voice “it’s fine cause I’m doing now but it made the whole kitchen smell, Lukey. I might be late to the game cause I’m gonna burn a candle in the kitchen now” Finally walking away to deal with the trash, the clip ends because ‘movement in front of camera has ended.’
Luke sees the notification while he’s walking into the stadium and his arrival photos are ruined because he’s all red and blushy because you scolded him for forgetting about the trash again. Turns out, you do make it to the game but after puck drop. Luke sees you make your way to your normal seat, always claiming the game didn’t feel as real in the WAGs suite. He happened to skate past your seat to get ready for a power play, when you saw him. He mouths “I’m sorry” as he takes his hand to chest to sign in ASL as well, something that both of you started using while he’s playing. He signs a quick “I love you” before the whistle blows and he’s focused back on the game.
6. First Roadie far away
This wasn’t his first roadie by any means, Luke has been playing hockey his entire life. He has gone on countless roadies from his USA Hockey days to UMitch, hell even his rookie year. But this was the first roadie far away enough that you couldn’t travel to his game since you started living together. This gave the idea of roadies a whole new light. He suddenly wasn’t excited to travel to a new city, play his favorite game and explore a new city, not when you were home in Hoboken. He can’t help himself from turning around and saying goodbye in the camera. Watching it later you could tell that he was truly sad and not pretending as a joke. Sniffling with his suitcase behind him dressed in a nice suit.
“I love you sweetie, I’ll call you when I land. I kinda don’t wanna go… DON’T tell anyone that!” He signs I love you with his right hand. He starts to walk away and you expect the camera to cut out, but then he comes running back. He gets super close to the camera, like you can really just see one eye, his nose and mouth. “BABY! Please don’t kill the plants! I know you think you’ve done really good this time keeping them alive this long. But the truth is I’ve been watering them for you because I didn’t wanna see you cry after killing another African Violet. Which also I googled and it’s almost impossible to do so your kind of the best at being the killer of plants. Okay gotta go before I’m late I love you.”
7. I’ll buy you a new cupcake
Luke decided as a treat for himself that he would get himself just one cupcake from both of your favorite bakeries. There was only one left from the 6 pack you had in the fridge from last week. It was his treat to himself for not having any other cheat meals this week, which is shocking because as you know that boy is ALWAYS eating! Luke also needed to go to the dry cleaners before they closed in 20 minutes. Deciding that he didn’t wanna wait until he got home he ate it on his way out the door.
Of course Lukes luck, the movement in front of the ring was enough for a notification to be sent out. Immediately as Luke is still chewing the cupcake, your voice comes blaring from the speaker.
“LUKE WARREN HUGHES! I KNOW you’re not eating the last cupcake. That you SAID WE’D SHARE WHEN I GOT HOME TONIGHT!” Okay so Luke forgot the other day you wanted to eat it and he begged you not to and that you would share it today, whoops.
“I promise I will buy you some on my way home, I’m sorry baby” Just a mumble of acknowledgement was the only thing that left your mouth.
One week later:
Turns out the same thing happened, Luke and you promised that if both of you didn’t have any cheat meals and stayed to your health routine. Both of you could share the last cupcake. Well this time it was you that ate the cupcake. Luke was very much a pouty mess about it when he walked into the kitchen and saw the container on top of the trash can. Hearing your full name in one breath out of Luke’s mouth, you winced realizing what happened. Except instead of angry Luke comes to you on the couch, face full of pout, and puppy eyes truly sad that he couldn’t have the treat he was looking forward to for days because you ate it with your lunch this afternoon.
“I’m sorry Lukey” opening your opens and immediately he flops into them.
“I really wanted it!” he pouted.
“I know. I am sorry I’ll buy you more tomorrow okay.” Luke only nodded his head yes as he dug himself deeper into your embrace as one hand started caressing his back, the other digging your fingers into his curls lightly scratching.
8. Next time I’ll wait
It’s a Monday afternoon and you’ve been waiting all weekend for a new pair of shoes to be delivered. They were a pair of limited edition converse and you were excited to get them in before you traveled to Europe for the Stadium Series that opened your boyfriend’s NHL season. Naturally every little alert you get from the ring app your checking. Most of them have just been neighbors walking past to get to their own apartments. But it still doesn’t stop you form opening the notification you just got.
Now what you weren’t expecting to see was but also wasn’t surprised to see. Is Luke running outside of the apartment with a pot that’s on fire because he accidentally set something on fire while cooking. The embarrassment is clear on his face when he comes back a minute later with no pot in sight, assuming he left it outside in the leftover snow from a few days ago. Thinking he got away with his cooking disaster until he makes direct eye contact with the ring camera and suddenly remembers its existence.
He decides to just rip the bandaid off and looks directly into the camera as he says “we're out of eggs by the way.”
Deciding to just talk to Luke now you press the speak button and with a light chuckle you add “well and a new pan since I no longer see it. I hope it wasn’t the one that I love.”
Luke suddenly looks like a deer in headlights, obviously he wasn’t expecting you to be watching him run out of the apartment with a pan on fire. “Uhhh I’ll buy you a whole new set, the ones you have saved on amazon, the colored ones!”
“Okay. baby next time can you wait 5 minutes until I’m home”
A giant sigh leaves Luke’s lips as his face starts to form his famous pout, “Yeah okay”
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