#moonwire rambles

[moonwiretherobot]

> today’s entry on the “why i wish i was steel and not flesh” list:

> WHY THE FUCK CAN THE HUMAN BODY PINCH ITS OWN NERVES

> I APPARENTLY LAID DOWN WRONG LAST NIGHT AND NOW I CANT FUCKING WALK PROPERLY WITHOUT EXCRUCIATING PAIN

> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[moonwiretherobot]

we’re so fucking back, chat

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*beeps at you*

[moonwiretherobot]

can someone invent an acid that exclusively dissolves body hair and only body hair so i can dunk myself in it please thank you

[moonwiretherobot]

Bought Helldivers II the other day and i’m already addicted

i’ve also adopted a “if you melee me when I’m trying to call in a strategem, I’m going to fire my recoilless rifle at your face” policy

am i going to be court martialed for this? definitely. am i going to continue to do it anyway? absolutely.

let me call in my fucking orbitals you dipshits

[moonwiretherobot]

got some thigh-highs recently

feeling a little better about my body now :3

[moonwiretherobot]

i need to add “destroyer of masculinity” to my description or something lol

like

i’ve turned one boy into a catboy, turned another boy into a genderfluid catdogboygirl, and a THIRD boy into one of the biggest disaster lesbians i know

i’m literally just this image lol

[moonwiretherobot]

realized that way too much of tumblr is agonizingly toxic and that it’s been taking a toll on my mental health

i’m gonna be blocking a lot of people coming up soon in order to get political stuff and arguing and toxicity out of my feed

i love y’all but you need to shut the fuck up sometimes

i’m here for shitposting, art, and lesbians

not one group of people shooting another group of people in the foot because they’re different.

[moonwiretherobot]

kisses your gock uwu

@redpotato141 i know this is you, goober

[moonwiretherobot]

mutual obsession in a long distance relationship is an equally amazing and agonizing feeling

waking up and immediately checking to see if they messaged you, cuddling through DMs all day, energetically fantasizing about doing the most mundane things together, more heart emojis crammed into a single message than you thought possible, touching yourselves together through ERP or sharing erotic fantasies, an eternal feeling of yearning that you know you can’t get rid of

it’s a fucking experience

. . .

yes i’m talking about dragon wife what about her

[moonwiretherobot]

Tumblr for the love of fuck stop putting cishet porn on my feed i did not ask for this you cunt do the words “trans lesbian” in my pinned not tell you anything

[moonwiretherobot]

No offense but I keep mistaking your pfp for starscream when its real small on my phone and my glasses are off

i mean…

red robot designed for combat with the ability to fly and questionably mentally stable

and also gay

yeah there’s definitely some similarities lol

[moonwiretherobot]

> honestly, considering how much i was forced to write bullshit essays in school, i can see why i didn’t really realize i enjoy writing until recently

> ESPECIALLY research papers oh my fUCKING god I hate research papers fUCK

> *metal_pipe.wav*

[moonwiretherobot]

yknow chat

i’m gonna be perfectly honest

please no

this makes me uncomfortable to read

if you’re gonna send me an ask, please respect my fucking boundaries

[moonwiretherobot]

came to a realization that i most likely have PTSD.

so that’s fun.