#momma samm

[kaywavy]

1 and 10 and 16 and 17 and 18

music ask game

1: A song you like with a color in the title

the mint - earl sweatshirt (mint is a color right?)

black hole / green sun - malcolm brown

[blue]print (momma loves me) - jay z

10: A song that makes you sad [going with songs that have made me cry]

he say, she say - lupe fiasco

hey mama - kanye west

moonsetter - toby fox, samm neiland, clark powell

16: One of your favorite classical songs - [real basic and/or incorrect, i dont really listen to classical right now sorry]

rym says spaghetti western falls under cinematic classical so..

the ecstasy of gold by ennio morricone

17: A song that would you sing a duet with on karaoke

both of the duets avant did with keke wyatt [you & i / my first love] those songs fuck severely

18: A song from the year that you were born [this list could be so much longer believe me]

momma i'm so sorry - clipse

any of the songs from j dilla's donuts

throw some d's - rich boy

[charcherry-weekly]

Charcherry Weekly - Issue 171

Hello Everyone, this is your Page of Mind, Samm. Unfortunately the two siblings usually in charge of running the newsletter are out with a cold this week. So, I've stepped in to help out so that they can both get some well deserved rest. Now, as you might imagine, I lack the same abilities a these two that would make it easier to oversee how everything has gone since last time, but I will do my best!

Birthdays and recent holidays

First, as was mentioned in last week's article, this month has been jam packed with birthdays!

The birthdays of Hazel, Katyleen, Blaze, HAZEL and HAZEL have passed just as Nick said, but I didn't attend or leave presents because I was, and still am, uncertain what they might like. I don't know them as well as I might wish to, but I'm making a mental note to change that given half the chance. Maybe some movie night or something?

Oh, and I missed my Halloween visit to Thanatos too...dang it. Add that to the list.

As well, the birthdays of the Emit Siblings have come and passed. For these ones too, I was late on, but at least they have been sent out. Rise and Brae both receive accessories that I hope they like, as I know they like oranges, Flux got a knife I thought suited her, and then I paid Thoren a visit. Given how busy and stressed they must be lately, I decided they might appreciate a visit more than any material thing I could think to give them. I might have bumbled that up by accidently letting slip about an illness of mine (more on that later!) but they seemed to appreciate the visit anyways.

Still to come is the birthday of Nick and Aeons. I don't know if anyone has anything planned for November 16, but a little something might be nice. I haven't heard from either of them in a while. Maybe I'll drop by and...drag them to that movie night? Who knows!

editor's note: I have no idea when movie night will be a thing again. It largely depends upon the setup in the lab's living room working in the presence of more than one godtier individual. Not sure why it's particularly sensitive to aspect interference like that. I appreciate the sentiment though.

My plans for Grass 3 are on hold and have been for a little bit now. As you can see, there's a lot for a momma to be doing lately that more important than her hobby project. But you know what isnt on hold? Dastardly plans, of course.

Antechamber Antics

Earlier this week, Korosian President Thoren Emit, Unity Mayor Brae Emit, your back up newsletter writer Page of Mind Samm, and a few others received a distress signal. The request was sent by Thoren's wife, Raine, who had gone off on a journey before and not been keeping up communications. I've been worried more than once during that time, but I also hadn't wanted to hear that she was captured and chained up to a dungeon core!

Thankfully, she was able to hang on for a few days as the Dungeon Crashers located and planned for a crashing of the dungeon. Thoren drove as we approached a fire pokemon gym in some region named Distan.

Also joining the initial group included Rogue of Heart Charles, Maid of Void Skitis, Bounty hunter Samus, and Page of Rage Jovin.

Finding our way in wasn't all that hard, and we met with a cute little charcadet, who we fixed right up with a potion, after charles got a little case of the butter fingers.

And soon enough, we were face to face, and pokemon to pokemon with a Team Abyssal member, that we defeated quite handily, despite the intense heat and some of us needing a little coaching. I'm glad to say I might also be starting to get a hang of pokemon battling. I can only hope.

Anyways, after defeating our opponent, we apprehended them, and in lieu of a given name, dubbed them Squidward. I admit I got a little angry with Squidward for their role in harming my family, but I managed to limit my rage to a few slaps (mostly!)

After Squidward's defeat, we went on to face our next challenge, the mysterious puzzle of... three unknown hallways. After some coaxing, Squidward let us know there was a graveller down one way that would explode, but that all of them would actually lead us to the same spot. So we carefully went down one way, met the graveller, talked our way through, and continued onward to rescue raine and, we presumed, the gym leader as well. I also spoke to the graveller and recruited them while the team faced the next challenge...

Somehow Chandelure and the many litwick were down there too, and chandelure was turned into a shadow pokemon!

Some of us moved to subdue the angry pokemon, while some of us struggled with the idea of attacking friends.

But either way, something went wrong, and the ceiling above us became unstable. Jovin was knocked unconscious, and squidward, chandelure, and litwick were all buried. With a little time, we all got our wits about us, found Raine's location, and dug straight there.

It was a simple thing to release Raine and the other chained trainers, though now that everyone was safe, my guard was down. Then Raine was told about Chandelure and well...let us say that I could feel strong waves of rage, and that made my illness act up.

I shall not go into details here, but everyone present was able to witness the effects of the strange illness that I have been trying to keep from everyone, and I ended up worrying a few folks, likely by the strange change in my appearance and demeanor. And I may have threatened Squidward with death and possible torture a couple times. Sorry everyone. And a thank you to Brae, who stayed back to make sure I, and everyone who hadn't immediately left, was fine and sent off to safety.

The dungeon core was transported to a desert on Korous, and recently was safely destroyed by a bomb squad, at Thoren's command.

Squidward, chandelure and litwick all ended up fine, if anyone was worried, though last I checked, chandelure was still in Shadow mode.

As of today, we're all safe and recovering. Some of us have gotten checked by a doctor, and some of us have come down with a cold. Thoren is looking into setting up transportation to and from Antechamber of the Distan region to further relations in all social aspects, and in trading commerce, while Brae has offered assistance and a contact number from Unity Village to the Antechamber gym leader, as a gesture of support and solidarity.

All in all, a fine, almost mundane, wrap up to the week.

This week's known market stands in Desertia Town:

Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)

shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)

Antique Cookware Stand

Hunters shop

- Shortbow (25 gp)

- Crossbow, Heavy (50 gp)

- Longbow (50 gp)

- Fishhook (1 sp)

Bird Shop

- Duck (2 gp)

- Falcon (40 gp)

- Chicken (1 gp)

- Raven (2 gp)

- Owl, ruffled (20 gp)

Yes, so I'm sorry if the formatting on this last bit is rough, but I'm just happy to source this information for all of yall.

Take care and stay safe.

- Signing Off, Page of Mind, Samm

Editor's note: I'd like to thank you again for writing this last night so I could focus on recovering. As you might know from the very late timestamps on most newsletters, it tends to take me a long time to write these. It's hard work to get myself focused, and I didn't want to impede my health with that struggle. If you ever need anything in the future, let me know, because I definitely owe you a solid.

-your usual newsletter writer, currently acting as editor, Mage of Light Nick Card

https://letssosl.boards.net/post/8250/thread

[ssenshi8]

Big Momma's Dirty Work

[ This work is entirely inspired and most lovingly dedicated to the Gangster's Big Momma herself Momma Samm. EXO Gangster AU fiction & graphics the original work of @thesammtimes ]

~~~ 😎😎😎😎

Gangster!Fan : Ok guys! I know we haven't done anything like this before but i expect results.

BG!Xiumin : You heard the boss. We do this job clean.

Gangster!Baek : Chanyeol, get the bags quick.

Gangster!Yeol : Got it! Man, these things are heavy.

Gangster!Baek : Dump them here. I think i put in enough to not show any evidence of .....

BG!Xiumin : Hush! Careful with those. Don't damage the goods.

Gangster!Fan : Keep them separate. We got enough machines to do the job right.

Gangster!Baek : Got the timer on those babies. Nothings gonna get past my eye.

Gangster!Yeol : Im just waiting for the first ones to get done, then its time to keep them out of sight.

BG!Xiumin : Almost done. Its coming up. Get ready.

Gangster!Fan : I want those spotless boys.

{ Rumbling in the background💢 }

BG!Xiumin : WHAT THE FU.... 🤤

Gangster!Yeol : The machines are going haywire!!! No no no! 😲😲😲

{ EXPLOSION 💥💥💥💥 }

BG!Xiumin : WHAT?! What happened?!?!

Gangster!Fan, BG!Xiumin, Gangster!Yeol : BAEKHYUN!!!!!

Gangster!Baek : What did i do? 😫

Gangster!Fan : How much did you put in?

Gangster!Baek : As directed on the pack- 1 per load. I put the entire box in the load.

BG!Xiumin : 1 SCOOP. 1 SCOOP OF DETERGENT PER LOAD! NOW WERE SWIMMING IN SUDS!!! 💦💦💦

Gangster!Fan : I had a bad feeling taking on Big Momma's dirty work.

Gangster!Yeol : Now what are we gonna do with this. She'll be back like real soon....

Big Momma : Hey guys!

😱😱😱😱

* crack drabble based on @thesammtimes EXO Gangster AU muses / clean sneak, the kiss off, snatched and the caper / drabble is nowhere near how incredibly awesome momma samm's muses are & is not in any way connected to the original storyline. Read it you guys, the series is pretty intense, very sexy and so worth falling in love with. *

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

To summarise:

This episode was brought to you by the NY Pest Management Association.

Electricity is out at Thornhill but it’s not because Cheryl forgot to pay the bill. She’s just setting the mood for a romantic rendez-vous with MinMin.

Nothing like a couple of good horror stories to get you started.

People haven’t hung their art collection in their bedroom, since Francis I of France put the Mona Lisa in his bathroom, but Cheryl’s Night Gallery is in her bedroom? A true art aficionado.

Everybody in Riverdale has Darkness™. Except from Archie. Archie has Trauma™.

He has also finally caught up with the s3 plotline i.e Hiram experimenting with drugs on people. He goes off about it to his bewildered therapist.

Reggie may have some big ideas but between working at his dad’s car dealership, Veronica’s jewelry shop/investment company and Archie’s new mining business, he has no time to put them into action.

He does have time, however, to wink at Nana Rose. And for that, he gets all the points.

Kevin realises that being the Blossom Ministry’s art director might not be as lucrative a profession as expected. He also turns to mining to supplement his income.

The miners experience hallucinations due to gas. That is, all the miners except Uncle Frank, because someone has to explain to Archie what’s happening.

Archie saw some of Jughead’s sketches of the Mothman and immediately hallucinated him. That boy is so impressionable.

I can’t tell if Uncle Frank was taking power naps or has been faking it so that he doesn’t have to deal with his nephew. Have we misjudged Uncle Frank?

“I don’t think it’s safe for you to be around anyone right now” says Dr Winters. Does this mean that Archie will go on another road trip? Possibly to a nature retreat? Hopefully with bears? A bearchie set-up, if I ever saw one.

Maybe if Betty had finished her FBI training, she would have been more effective in interrogating her serial killer.

Momma Cooper demonstrates once again her bad parenting skills. Maybe she does have the killer genes after all.

According to faux Martin Tucker there’s been stories up and down the highway about some crazy rogue FBI agent looking for her sister. And, yet, he took no precautions when he tried to kidnap and kill Betty. He should have swallowed his tongue.

Oh.

He does.

Thank God for long weekends, because otherwise neither Betty nor Jughead would be able to get anything done: apparently everything takes place at the High School. Surely, this must be a metaphor …

Mrs Bell feeds Cheryl these stories. There’s no other explanation.

I cannot believe that broody, fluffy-haired writer prodigy Jughead Jones would not have a line of potential love interests outside his dorm door.

Jughead’s first signs of alcoholism start in Iowa, when he has to produce a hundred copies of his manuscript and he switches from his PC (and printer) to his typewriter. Precious boy, why?

Samm Panksy, the Old School Legend, becomes Jughead’s literary agent and only cheerleader. Contemplate on the visual of Samm in a cheerleader costume for a bit.

“So, swallowed up by the dark. Was that a metaphor?” “I wish.” You and me both, Jughead. You and me both.

Jughead is all of Edgar Allan Poe’s works coming to life. Cheryl wishes.

Betty calls Jughead to tell him she can’t make it to his book launch and Jughead goes rabid. Literally.

He doesn’t die from it, because survival is Jughead’s superpower. The writers’ superpower is ignoring how things work in the real world.

Jughead does hallucinate his agent as the Rat King though. There is some nice repurposing of young FP’s tin crown. Father figure metaphor?

The Voicemail(TM) story line has more plot holes than New York has sinkholes. Or maybe not: NY sinkholes’ average number has just gone up. 

Ratatouille lied to me.

Jughead hallucinates Betty as his saving angel. Endgame arc activated.

I pity whomever had to go after Jughead in that AA meeting. I mean … try to tell your story after the Jughead Jones New York Rat Extravaganza.

Toffee, an expert on the subject of rats, was unfortunately unavailable for comments. She’s on a gondola ride in Venice, reading The Outsiders and munching on fritole, overcharging Alice’s credit card.

One down. Five more opportunities to fall into a sinkhole.

[colinfirth]

30 QUESTIONS TAG GAME

TAGGED BY: the incomparable @day​😍

TAGGING: @ewan-mcgregor @timothyolyphant @javier-pena @robintunney​ @sarahspaulson @samaraweaving @ngoveronicas & anyone who wants to - if you don’t want to do it too, no biggie hahaa 

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

Name/Nickname: Georgia (No nickname - please do not call me Gigi or Georgie, God knows people have tried lol) Gender: F Star sign: Sagittarius, baby!! Height:  5′ 6" Time: 9:02am Birthday: December 17th (coming up soonnnn :D) Favorite Bands: Caamp, Foster The People, Kozad (y'all should check them out, fr - 'Backseat Driving'!!!!), The Strokes, Epik High, BTS, Jannabi Favorite Solo artists: DEAN, Ruel, Harry Styles, Samm Henshaw, Jelani Aryeh, Janelle Monae, Tom Misch, Still Woozy, Dominic Fike, Gabrielle Aplin, Childish Gambino, UMI Song stuck in my head: Hallucinogenics - Matt Maeson Last Movie: Up (bc I'm planning on giffing it LMAO) Last Show: The Mandalorian (hehe) When did I create this blog: July 2020 What do I post: Lots of things (I know lately there's been a lot of Pedro but... I mean, it's PEDRO) - movies and TV shows in 99.9% GIF form Last thing googled: "Board Games for Adults" (xmas gift ideas for people I don't even care about -gag-) Other blogs: Nope Do I get asks: ...... Let's not talk about it Why I chose my url: A very kind person offered it to me and momma ain't raise no fool Following: 64 Followers: A little more to go to 200 Average hours of sleep: Around 7 because any less than that, I am non-functional Lucky number: 11 and 6 Instruments: A little bit of guitar but that's about it haha What am I wearing: An old college T-shirt and shorts (I run super hot) Dream job: Film Director/Screenwriter Dream trip: At this point? Anywhere Favorite food: Mashed potatoes (bc I am a child) Nationality: I am, for better or for worse, an American Favorite song: (Loaded question...) Lately, 'Stella Brown' - Jelani Aryeh, 'I Been' - Berhana feat. Crush, 'UGH' - BTS, 'Respect' - BTS Last book read: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (I'm rereading the series :D) Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: HP, LOTR, and... I can't think of a third one hahaha

[douxbebearchives]

Canon/Scandal Universe: N-Z

Nicest Thing (T) - @musesoftheminds

No Chill in Vermont (M) - KWsGladiator

No Escaping Him - Uncensored (M) - @glamour02

No Marks (T) - Topofthehour

Not Tethered (T) - Topofthehour

Now We’re Done! (K) - lissylou78

Oh! The Places We Could Go (M) - RGBzMom

Olivia and Fitz in a closet (M) - DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN

Olivia Cleans House (K) - Reader575 / @reader575la

Olitz One Shot And Then What? (M) - Isabel Samms

One Shots: A Sick Day, Blind, Hospital Contemplations and Revelations, Hi, Abu Dhabi, Ducky, Climax (M) - @magicinhermadness

Only You (M) - anonolitz

Only You (T) - Next To Me

Option A or Option B (M) - EverAfterOverACliff

Ordinary People (M) - MyLoversPrayer

Our Beginning (K) *  - lissylou78

Our Roots Take Flight (T) - mebe1993 / @4noptimisticpessimist

Payback (T) - lonnii renae / @lonnii-renae

Please Come Back To Me (M) - eenoora

Positive (T) - RunningGladiator

Power (M) - ByThePen90

President Like No Other (M)- NCISGIRL

Protect The Ones You Love (K) - cbssoapsgirl

Pushed to a corner with nowhere to go (K) - lissylou78

Real Again (M) - EbonyBeach / @babybemydownfall

Recovery (M) - QueenOfPink87

Resisting You (K) - lissylou78

Right And Wrong (M) - SURGEON GENERAL

Righting Wrongs (M) - Olitz fan 0117

Scars We Carry (T) - luna velvet / @makingjaminvermont

Slow Dance (M) - RunningGladiator

So Far Gone (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend

So High (M) - KWsGladiator

Soft (T) - GladiatorInHeels

Soul’s Release (T) - I’m Not Even A Writer

Standing Still * (T) - LiveInLoveAndLaughter / @livelovelaughter531

Stay With You (M) - DesperateRomantic

Staying Away (K) - cbssoapsgirl

Step-Momma Grant (K) - olitzshipper

Swan Dive * (T) - LiveInLoveAndLaughter / @livelovelaughter531

Symphony (M) - RunningGladiator

Thank You Dr. Pope (M) - Hydrangeasia

The Baby Shower (M) - RunningGladiator

The Chase (M) - Aussiegladiator

The Candidate’s Speech (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

The Countdown (M) - amaryllis214

The Decision - Extended Version (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

The Fall (M) - @corinnestark

The Fall And Rise Of President Grant (M) - kkimberly49 / @kkimberly750

The Final Try (M) - QueenOfPink87

The First Lady (M) - BessnHenryMcCord

The house that we built (K+) - ThatWALKERKid

The Investment (K+) - victrolannights / @choosingvermont

The New Normal (T) - @bonespixi

The Path To Vermont (M) - A.L. Carrington

The Right Kind Of Madness (M) - almostfamousxo / @songbirdstrivestothrive

The Secret Child (K+) - Scandallover1

The Secret That I Hide (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

The Story Of Us (K+) - @bonespixi

The Talk (T) - refusetoshine

The Things People Do For An Oval Office (T) - Reader575 / @reader575la

#ThemHands (M) - FitzgLivviep

There Is A Reason (M) - KWsGladiator

There’s Hope (K) - Clanay

These Things Happen (M) - RotatinMyTires

Things Happen (M) - @lynalexandria

This Time Next Year (T) - HopelesslyOlitz

Thomas - musicsmysoul313 / @doctormeredithshepherd​

Time Won’t Tell (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

To Let You Go (K) - lissylou78

Today (M) - @corinnestark

Tonight (M) - annabanana9

Trampled Roses (T) - Around Here Somewhere

tranquility with you (T) - popexpaulsen

Trust (T) - FitzgLivviep

Turn My World Around (M) - LiveInLoveAndLaughter / @livelovelaughter531

Unbroken (K+) - burtneymac95

Undeniable (T) - Ghissie

Unravel (K) - lissylou78

Victory: An Olivia and Fitz Story (K+) - Evey Edge

Waiting For Happy (T) - rosesaregreen / @char-thelove

Walk Away (T) - @babycakesbriauna​

Watch Me (T) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

Water and a Flame (T) - rosesaregreen / @char-thelove

We’ll Meet Again (M) - CorinneStark / @corinnestark

What It Is Like In Words (T) - breatheinsync

When It All Falls (M) - Jayismz

When The Lights Go Out (I Miss You) (M) - loveoverpride / @lovesbiggerthanpride

When The Past Comes Knocking (M) - imaginationispower

Where Did You Go? (T) - FitzgLivviep

Why Are You Here? (M) - AgentRez / @democrattotheend​

Why Are You So Confused? (T) - Reader575 / @reader575la

Winners (K) - rosesaregreen / @char-thelove

With This Love (M) - RunningGladiator

Would She Forgive Me, If She Knew? (M) - Next To Me

You Are Enough (K+) - olitzplease

You. Are. Mine. (M) - CMW2

* = sequel

Updated on 11/30/2019

A-M can be found here.

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

It feels like im gonna die on sept 14! Ohboooyyyyyy......i mean its 7 xiumin fics AND its u & momma samm & dia. I will get to know the rest also ~~~ to better prep meself becoz it feels like i need it. I have a few days to binge. THIS SEEMS MASSIVE MY GAWD!!!!!! 😍😍😍

It's extremely massive honestly. Literally the size of this one shot and the fact that there will be seven other ones too! I hope everyone enjoys them all! ❤️❤️

[valitofrp]

iphone text meme con todassssssssssssssssssssssssss

nonono stop :c

Send a character / ship name and I’ll give you

Narea

The name of your muse in my phone: Narea ( Hot Momma )

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts:

The ringtone for your muse: Trading Yesterday - She Is The Sunlight

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: Estoy en el supermercado ¿Mi pequeña princesa necesita algo para el colegio mañana? 

Oliver

The name of your muse in my phone: Ollie

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts:

The ringtone for your muse:  Shrek 2 - I Need A Hero

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: si no vienes con la leche, juro que te escondo tu super traje, oliver.

Chris

The name of your muse in my phone: El Exhibicionista 

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts:

The ringtone for your muse:  Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy(se la puso chris bai)

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: llegas a la hora para la cena? o te queda mucho? y como estoy amable ya que no te he visto en dos semanas, ten. un incentivo. x 

SAMM

The name of your muse in my phone: inspiration boi

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts: 

The ringtone for your muse: Drake - Hotline Bling 

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: ¿Tienes la maleta lista? Acuérdate que nos vamos en la madrugada. Ah y solo tengo una pieza en el lugar que me quedo ¿No te molesta compartir la cama?  

KALISTA

The name of your muse in my phone: Kali, la exploradora. 

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts: 

The ringtone for your muse:  Sean Paul feat. Sasha - I'm Still In Love With You

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: cuando vamos a repetir la escapada? extraño solo estar contigo y no con todos estos viejos políticos. 

FELIX 

The name of your muse in my phone: Felix ‘Bodyguard’ 

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts:  

The ringtone for your muse:   Hilary Duff - Reach Out

My muse’s last text to your muse: [sms]: dime que no estas ocupado? que quiero contarte un chiste. 

[ssenshi8]

@thesammtimes momma samm momma samm!!!!! Its happening!!!! Im so happy! OMG!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

DID I READ THAT RIGHT?! DID I?

FRUITS BASKET IS GETTING A REBOOT AND ITS GONNA COVER THE ENTIRE STORY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firstlastlovemusic]

JULEKALENDER, LUKE 1

Unnveig Aas - Old Soul -

Unnveig Aas synger litt om havet. Jeg vet ikke om det er fordi musikken hennes beskriver desperasjonen i krapp sjø, tårene i dønningene og roen som senker seg ved havblikk. Unnveig Aas er ihvertfall sterk nok til at hun deler av hele seg i debutplata Old Soul. Selv om hun fremstår som skjør, så er det noe urokkelig tappert over tekstene hun legger frem. Melankolien i musikken hennes tar meg igjennom benektelse, bebreidelse, samtaler, desperasjon og til slutt aksept. Aksept og kjærlighet ovenfor det tapte. For ofte klarer ikke vi mennesker å se kjærligheten før den er forbi. Gjennom Old Soul jamrer Unnveig Aas seg gjennom hjertesorg og dyp fortvilelse, men likevel med tapperhet og en indre ro. Det er ikke sikkert hun er enig i det selv, men jeg er ganske sikker på at albumet har gitt henne en ny indre ro. Og om det er slik at hun ikke får det selv, så får ihvertfall jeg det. For igjennom all lidelsen, så lyser et snev av takknemlighet i det fjerne. Og jeg har et håp om at en gang i tiden, så vil noen dra frem nettopp dette albumet ut av samlinga mi. Og at vedkommende vil sitte igjen med akkurat samme følelsen som jeg satt igjen med, som den dagen da jeg fant Melanie Safka, og hennes ulidelige smerte i låta “Momma Momma”. For det er helt klart noe forførende ved det å nådeløst få hjertet sitt delt i to.

Babe. I wasn`t lonely until you came to me.

[acephotoman]

I was happily playing with Milo, knowing that is beautiful momma had to be around here somewhere. I scratched his ears, paying attention to my favorite puppy in the world. He was full of so much life, just like his momma. I loved both of them. Aside from my family, they were my family too, even this dog.

Immediately, there Abigail was, kissing me. I hadn't even noticed her coming. I had heightened senses, but I had control over them and didn't use them unless needed. I was there to be with my girl and didn't need to be on alert, even from my girlfriend sneaking up on me. And boy did I love the way she did.

Flying up a bit, I reached up to grip her by the waist and pulled her down, flipping her around to wrap her legs around my waist and bringing our lips back together. I'd missed her so much. I missed her every moment we weren't together. I wanted her in my life all the time. I wanted her to be my wife.

I held up the flowers to her once our lips parted again. "Hello, Miss Samms. What a lovely surprise!" I held the flowers up to her. "Wouldn't you say?"

Being a superhero has it’s perks. Being an alien, not so much. Sure, I was born a U.S. citizen because my mama was, but I’m only second generation Earthling. My grandmother was born on a planet called Tanix, so I’m only part Earthling part Tanixian. Which I mean, there’s less than 200 of us on the entire planet, so I guess it’s cool and all, except for when the world thinks they get to monitor you.

Granted, being a part of the Superhero Squad isn’t a horrible thing. Great benefits, but all of us, not just us Tanixian’s, have to undergo random testings, drug and otherwise. Sometimes I think my cousin has the right idea about not being affiliated, but when you’re also the grandson of a former President of the United States, it’s kind of mandatory.

He and my grandmother founded the Superhero Squad. He wasn’t a superhero, just a regular old joe. My grandmother had powers like me though, and she was killed for them. Considering Tanixian’s are invulnerable, I still to this day haven’t figured out how they killed her, or who even they are. Grandfather Conny, my mother and Dante’s mother don’t talk about it. I think they all feel somewhat to blame somehow.

For my day job, I’m a reporter for the Daily News out of New York City. I never felt like superheroes other identities should ever be public knowledge, that’s why I admire my cousin and what he does. His subversive approach to being a superhero does have it’s advantages, but being a part of the Superhero Squad does bring security, and being a registered alien more or less, even if I was born here, does give me peace of mind. Mostly.

When that gets to be too much though, when I just need a break from the world, that’s when I fly down south to where my girl lives. Abigail Samms is the love of my life and my safe haven away from the hustle and bustle of the world we live in, especially being a superhero. Which she understands all too well.

She was trained by the Russians as a spy and so much more, but having escaped their clutches, she vowed to right all the wrongs they made her do and now she helps the Superhero Squad out on occasion, especially with covert ops. There’s no one better at infiltration than Abigail. Her mind thinks in ways I could never naturally. It’s even a stretch for it to try and comprehend most of her tactics and strategies.

But what I love most about her was her tenacity and her courage. I know courage is in no short supply in the circles we run in, but her’s goes beyond any I’ve ever seen. The Russians had been about to kill her sister for defecting, but Abigail’s love for her sister broke the mind control they had on her and she ended up taking out everyone at the base where they held her sister captive. No one has seen or heard from Abigail’s sister since it happened, but I knew Abigail would always come to me if she was worried about her sister.

The connection Abigail and I have is unexplainable. From the moment we met, it was serendipitous. Everything just aligned and I fell head over feet in love with her. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for her. She’s as much my family as Dante is, but hopefully soon she’ll consider being my wife and then she’ll be the closest of family. Until that day, I’ll take every second I have with her.

Touching down, I fixed my tie and knocked on her door. She wasn’t expecting me, or the flowers I brought, hidden behind my back as I wait for her to open the door, but I loved surprising her.