#momma Alcina Dimitrescu

[siiinfully]

"You could. He always has help, and my daughters could never leave home to be there with me." A pause, one punctuated by her wider smile as she regarded Rowena with interest. "I assume your help has a price."

❝ then perhaps it's time you deal with the wee lad, hmm? i could help. i'm always up for teaching men their rightful place. ❞

[ashbeneviento]

The Four Lords…and a 🍃💨 rotation:

(This is just a silly HC because I’ve been sick and am so bored)

• Alcina Dimitrescu- I mean.. who said that wasn’t a joint in her hand already? She’s an avid cannibis enjoyer. Dealing with a whole castle, her daughters AND Karl? Yeah. Momma needs a smoke break. She’s pretty relax when she’s high, she might raid the cellar more often due to the munchies. She doesn’t consider it unclassy to smoke, in fact she prides herself on having the best in the market.

• Karl Heisenberg- You’d think he would be able to handle a blunt but, like most things in his life, it never turns out the way he hopes. He’s either greening out or getting emotional over his Lycans doing mudane things, like sleeping like a human would. 100% taking pictures and posting it to the Lords group chat with unnecessary emojis. Alcina proceeds to take another hit because she’s tired.

• Salvatore Moreau- Fish sticks here is a stoner. Prefers bongs over blunts and spends most of his high floating in the reservoir. Of course cheese is his go to munchies snack, and likes to gossip with the fishes. Is his bong water the same water from the reservoir? Yes. Yes it is. Nasty little creature. But at least he can handle himself unlike his brother..

• Donna Beneviento- Everyone thinks she’s an innocent, naive little girl still and wouldn’t do drugs ever. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. She’s not only the supplier, but the only one in the village. Her gardening skills go beyond her flowers, and tweaks the strains based on the consumer’s personally. Regular cannabis doesn’t work on mutants so she had to get creative. Very chill smoker. Is she really antisocial or is she high out of her mind during those meetings? Angie on the other hand doesn’t need drugs. She’s just.. like that.

BONUS: Mother Miranda thinks it smells and is put off by it. She prefers a penjamin and only hits it if they’re Mia’s, because she’s got that fruity flavor shit like “Cosmic Banana Blast”. She’s less cold and bitchy when she’s high and will call Alcina in odd hours to gossip about the villagers.

And the Black God shakes it’s head in disappointment.

[ask-the-four-lords]

To the four lords : QUICK ! IT’S MOTHERS DAY ! WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO GIVE TO MOTHER MIRANDA ?!

Alcina Dimitrescu: *With pride* 'One of my finest vintages.

Salvatore Moreau: I-I-I made her a cull craft... I wunted to make momma something pretty. It's all messed up now. *He picks a piece of twine out of his crown*

Donna Beneviento: I made a little doll version of her. *Plays around with it, making it look like she's talking*

Karl Heisenberg: I made a statue of her, 'welded the whole fucker together. *leaning to whisper to you* Psst, I'll tell ya a secret, the whole thing is loaded with Semtex...

[lsjhl]

Nose in the Snow Pt.1

Parings:

Alcina Dimitrescu x Agender reader

Summary: Turning against your family was not on your 2024 bingo card but after a threat in the woods reveals itself you might win a prize.

Words: 1.3k+

The sharp edges of the metal cuffs cut into my wrists as I growl at my children and wife. I'm not sure why this is happening, but I know I'm scaring them. I feel like a passenger in a car flying down the highway knowing it will crash. 

Oh, I can see my sweet Bela wishing to come closer, I move back. I don't know what's happening but I do know I don't want to hurt my family.

– one week ago –

“er? oney? Y/N!?” I blink and look over to Alcina. “Yes, love?” I ask as I take in the worried expression she wears. 

“I asked if you were alright, you've been staring out of the window for some time now and while I know you love to bird watch, dear, there is no such evidence of life in the depth of winter right this moment” Alcina continues with her concerns.

I look at her still a bit fuzzy in the head and from behind my right shoulder, I hear my youngest of three. “Mother, you know father is crazy,” my dear Daniela says, and before Alcina can reprimand her for the unnecessary comment I ask something far more important than my faltering mind state.

“Who got to throw the dart?” 

A little backstory to this. You see in our world ravaged by the T-virus there will be a somewhat little chance that someone you know is infected. Either a small bit, enough to hold out longer than others if given a stronger dose, or fully infected. Umbrella was never good at keeping their dogs on a leash. 

So given that mutants and the savage bipedal we call humans live in one world together we have found ways to keep ourselves aligned.

For Alcina, that means breaking all our furniture or if caught fast enough having one of us take her to Heisenberg and having him allow Alcina to wreak havoc in his scrap yard. Anger issues, we all have ‘em.

My oldest, Bela, enjoys just finding a nice sunny spot and taking in some quiet time, it's impossible to reach her in the summer when she wishes to be alone. Not due to it being hard to find her but because I will strike for blood if someone dares bother my dear daughter. But I will relay a message. She does so much for this family, I will do anything in my power to get her downtime

Cassandra my middle child is big on throwing a mean right hook so boxing is right up her alley. She loves violence and gets it from her mother. But I do take credit for the care she puts into taking the proper measures to keep herself safe and having continued fun along with knowing the correct steps of taking good care of whatever weapon she uses.

And little daredevil Daniela loves to give her mother heart attacks by climbing anything she can get her callused grabby hands on. It’s a challenge trying to get her inside during the warmer months and winter is hell for both her and me. Her because she can't climb anything taller than about thirteen feet and me because I can’t allow her to climb anything higher than thirteen feet, I wish to give my daughters everything but I dont want her hitting her head on the ceiling in the library or getting to close to the openable skylight during the cold season.  

Gosh, how I love all of them for what makes them special, and they do for me too. Now while I might not have furniture slash face breaking anger or cat-like activities under my belt my family still counts one thing as The Thing™ that makes me special. I am not one to care for certain social roles and to make a long story short, I'm agender. This means that I experience and live through having no gender, so every morning, my wife or our three adorable kids will grab a dart and throw it at a modified dart board we had made that has sections labeled as Mom, Father, Momma, and Dad. The main reason for this was that I wanted my family to have an easy way to call me without having a stroke on thinking of what labels I might prefer. You can tell which it landed on today.

“I did!” little Daniela says proudly with a bright smile that falls as soon as she hears the next words out of her mother's mouth. “Daniela, what did I say about calling your father crazy?” Alcina goes off and while she does I turn my focus back to the window dissociating from my soundings trying to find the shadows at the edges of my mind. That is until I hear Daniela’s small “but he is” in terms of my mental state and wanting her not to feel bad I chime in with “I hear people in the walls” added with a goofy grin slapped on my face as I direct my look to be at my wife. 

She, of course, gives me an exasperated look, and with a roll of her eyes she puts down that claim with a “No, you dont.” Then looks me up and down with a flicker of worry and adds “You dont right?” I chuckle and softly say no as my smile morphs into something more natural and full of undying love rather than silly mischief. That is until I go back to my delusions, “I do think we have people hiding in the woods watching us” and before I allow that statement to sink in I continue “Or it’s like a bird or something, who knows” I finish with a shrug and an unbothered expression.

“What was it you were saying mother, about father not being demented?” I hear my oldest, Bela, say as she enters the library. They continue their talk on my fragmented brain and I now have my forehead against the glass of the window still lost in my mind thinking and re-thinking the same few things. Human, animal, shadow, crazy, crow? Birds, love, birds. So on and so on.

I feel my eyes move right and left as I look for the thing lurking in my wife's woods. I saw something, I'm always seeing something. God schizophrenia is a bitch.

 I'm going to go check it out.

I turn to the library doors and take one step before my last daughter steps in front of me to block my path. “Fathers lost again,” Cassandra says before I feel the strong hands that belong to my wife pick me up. “Oh Draga, are the woods bothering you this much?“ She says softly into my ear as she cradles me to her chest. I feel myself cut back into the current world and blink slowly once before looking up at Acina with an innocent face. “I'm okay but I do want to go look at the woods for a bit, just to settle myself.” She nods and goes to put me down, that is until we both hear Daniela and Cassandra whine.

“No fair, why does father get to be picked up?” Daniela says soon followed by her older sister adding “Yeah, I want to be picked up too” I chuckle and hold my hands up in a ‘calm down’ motion “Okay, okay. Once your mother lets me down I'm sure she’ll give you three a boost up” I look the trio over and see two enthusiastic head nods and one slow shy one from my sweet Bela.

Looking back at my wife I ask to be let down and with some hesitation, she does so. “I'm going to grab my boots. I'll be back in 10 minutes, okay?” I say while walking backward to the door. ”Be safe and do keep me updated if you find anything” Alcina says as our three little girls start climbing her like a tree and she gently swats at them.

Grabbing my boots and a heavy jacket I go out through the kitchen to find the thing or things that have been bothering me.

[alcinaslittlemaid]

SNASAAAAAAAAAARLLLLL

Hey *scratches neck like the drug addict I am*

I was wondering if *unholy sounds*

You got anymore of them *panicks*

Alcina in a suit pics *cries*

I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS ASK FROM WEEKS AGO Hi sorry I don't have much that's presentable to the public but take this messy sketch dump I did after writing a teeny tiny fic snippet last year.

Lady Dietreschcu

[residentevillover]

I just remember that Alcina is tagged too, how did that will happen?

The sisters behavior can be excused in suits mind but Alcina?

There is no way suits can misunderstand lady dimitrescu flirting/behavior, right?

alcina's the boss and an alpha, i wont explain suits thought process bc spoilers but after going through bela, she'd base that experience and think the same for alcina too because bela is a momma's girl and it SHOWS in her mannerisms

[dani-dimitrescu]

Alcina being a typical Facebook mom:

Happy Birthday today to my beautiful, wonderful, silly, goofy daughter @dani-dimitrescu 🥰😍😘 I am so proud of you and l cannot believe how much you’ve grown! I remember when you were just reborn as if it was yesterday, my baby girl, my little daughter. Momma loves you so much and I will always be here for you😚😙😗😍🥰😘😝😜

Awwwww. This is very nice and cute.

Imagine the amounts of presents Dani gets from Alcina XD

[sylverstorms]

"It doesn't matter where you run!"

Who went and pissed off the big vampire...? Fatal mistake. Whether she's chasing down Ethan or another man-thing who dared to insult the name Dimitrescu, one thing is for sure; the claws are out for blood.

[ladydimitrescusdarling]

[lepusrufus]

Oh oh tiny wholesome sketch of momma D and her mildly feral wife i did while listening to my lesson

[id-rather-be-in-middle-earth]

[anishasworld]

Nailed it💖💖💖👁️👄👁️👌

[yangmight]

Came to the realization today that I have a thing for finely dressed, big tiddie milfs who have three kids and love their alcoholic beverages. Only difference is one allowed a man to control her entire life while the other would've thrown that manthing through the floor.

[missus-andrist]

Wip of the MILF

[queenieappleby]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Alcina Dimitrescu & Original Character(s), Alcina Dimitrescu & Alcina Dimitrescu's Daughters, Alcina Dimitrescu/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu, Mother Miranda (Resident Evil), The Duke (Resident Evil), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, Child Death, Game: Resident Evil 8 | VILLAGE, Marriage of Convenience, Friendship, Lesbian Character Summary:

Upon receiving the news of her beloved Anna's death, Countess Alcina Dimitrescu is confronted with a very specific last wish: she's to be the gardian/adoptive mother of the children of the woman she loved. Will she go through with it? Will she be able to dodge Mother Miranda's sinister plans and protect the girls? How much can the love of a mother withstand and accomplish? Mature for violence and gore but not immediately! First, the Fluff!

[thepilotanon]

Mother Dimitrescu >>> Mother Miranda

Sip the tea, babes.