#mom and I went and bought some work crocs so I can wear something besides the other shoes

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Blisters :((((

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Have you ever cut your own hair? Nope, my mom would never allow me; and tbh I never would allow myself to do it either. What do you eat most frequently? Rice. I have it for every meal, 7 days a week. Except for when I have pasta. Are you a fan of video games? I’m a fan of watching people play them, and there are a lot of video games I have sentimental attachment to because I was raised in a home where all the boys knew how to work a console; but I myself don’t play. What's your favorite color combination? Black/white with anything earthy. I’m all for simple tones. Did you share a locker at school? No, we all had our own.

What's one sport you could never play? Basketball. I never could understand what the rules were. When we had basketball for PE in high school, I would literally just stand on the court when it came time to play because I never had a grasp on the game. I was a sucky teammate fosho. Blue or black ink? Black. I hate using pens with blue ink. Have you ever sang karaoke? I think the last time was when I was 12 or 13. I hate hate hate being the center of attention and the last thing I want is to sing (which I don’t do) on a microphone that’s gonna amplify my voice and will force people to look at me. What was the last concert you attended? Man it was nearly a year ago, but it was Paramore. Have you held anyone's hand in the past week? Yup, you just barely caught the timeframe! I last held hands last Thursday, exactly a week from today. What's your favorite perfume/body spray/cologne? I bought Beyoncé’s Heat Rush a few years back because I was a huge fan (still am), but I didn’t know I was gonna end up loving the scent so much. It’s still my perfume today and it’s my go-to when I’m going on a date or going somewhere fancy and/or formal. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 45 minutes should be generous enough. I have to beat the traffic everyday so I don’t devote a lot of time simply to get ready. What is the oldest age you think should wear makeup? No age is too old for makeup. How old were you when you went on your first date? I’ve never had a first date per se...I did have one special museum + early dinner ‘date’ with Gab that ended up becoming memorable. I was 16 then. What's your nationality(ies)? Filipino. Pretty sure there’s some distant, distant Spanish blood somewhere down the line. Are you an open book? Very open.  Do you think you're a good secret keeper? For the most part, yeah; but there’ll be times that I wouldn’t be able to help it and spill to Gabie. Which is fine, because she forgets things easily and is 101% not up to date with and doesn’t care for anyone’s lives. She’s super unbothered which is why I kinda choose to tell her stories; but if she had a big mouth, then I probably won’t spill secrets to her. Name one fashion trend you could never follow. Oversized shirts. Do you prefer long hair or short hair? Right now, I’m preferring short. When do you plan to go to sleep tonight? Just my bed. Has anyone besides your family seen you naked? Yes. If so, who? My girlfriend. What exotic animal would you love to have as a pet? NOPE. Do you want kids when you're older? Yeah, I do. Did your parents sign you up for anything you hated as a child? They made me sing to 100+ guests on my 7th birthday party if that counts. I had ballet when I was 5, but it wasn’t that I hated it...it’s just that I was too young to understand what was happening and what I was signed up to, which was partly why I did so badly in the class. Where's your cell phone? I lost my first cellphone on a 1st grade field trip, so it’s definitely somewhere in the waterfalls we went to 14 years ago. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Egg. What are your feelings about Octomom? I don’t really know the circumstances surrounding her, so. Do you know of Smosh? Of course, I grew up watching them. I was there when their popularity exploded, and a little longer after that. I don’t anymore, but sometimes I’ll go back and watch their 2011-2013 skits, and my personal favorite series of theirs, Lunchtime with Smosh.  Do you drink enough water daily? Yep. I looooooove water; I probably drink too much of it haha. Is your diet healthy? I think it *could* fall under healthy? I eat too much junk for my life but I always balance it out with veggies and I just basically make sure that everything else I eat can be beneficial for me, so it balances all the junk out. What's your favorite fruit? Yeah no I hate fruit. What was your favorite Halloween costume? The year when I dressed up as AJ, because I got noticed by her for it. Also the time I dressed up as Sofie, because that was lowkey hilarious. Have you purchased any cool objects from a foreign country? No because everything in other countries (at least the ones I’ve been to) is SO EXPENSIVE. I prefer taking photos, they serve as the best souvenirs for me. Are you on a laptop or a desktop computer right now? Laptop. Where do you plan to post this survey? On my Tumblr, which you’re on right now if you’ve reached this point of the survey. Do you remember anyone's number by heart? Just my mom’s, sister’s, and Gabie’s. Are you a morning person or a late night owl? Night owl, definitely. Name something you will never try in your lifetime. Fruits that I haven’t already tried. What do you think is your biggest flaw? I chicken out of certain things because I’m afraid of failing. First physical trait you notice in the sex you're attracted to? Body language. That technically counts right? Hahaha. How about personality wise? How they speak to me. Are you sick often? I’m sick never. Would you rather have strep throat or an ear infection? I’ve had neither and would like it to stay that way thank you??? When did you last shower? A couple of hours ago, because it was weirdly and annoyingly hot today. Do you have neat handwriting? Yes, I get a lot of compliments for my penmanship. Are you a messy or organized person? Depends on what the space is. My bag for school can get very messy, but my files are always organized; and my room is what I’d call messy-organized in that it’s a mess but I remember where every single thing is. At what age do you hope to get married? 27-28. Is being thin really all that great? I don’t hate being it, that’s for sure. Which of the seven deadly sins do you think you're most guilty of? Envy. How much time have you spent on the computer today? Pretty much the whole day. My body wanted to watch a whole season of Queer Eye today haha.

What size shoe are you? 6-7. How was the weather today? Ugh, MAKE IT RAIN ALREADY. Do you live above, below, or on the Equator? Above the equator, but it’s very very close to it. Do you know how to use Photoshop? Nope. Admit it, you're thinking about someone right now. I’m thinking about the next meal I’m gonna be having lmfao. Where is he/she? It’s in the dining area. Where was your first job? I haven’t had one yet. Favorite year in high school? 3rd or 4th. East or West? East? Where did your first kiss take place? On my bed. What color do you wear most often? I can’t tell which but it’s definitely black or white.

Who was the last person you talked on the phone to? Gab. Have you ever been to a night club? Nah, I don’t know if clubs are my thing. I’m much more comfortable in bars. Are you allergic to anything? I’m not. What's the best place you have ever eaten? The buffet at Circles, Sambokojin, or the food I had at my cruise ship vacation. I really can’t pick. Do you own a hair straightener? I don’t have one of my own, but my mom will let me borrow hers if I need it. Are you barefoot right now? Correcto. Are you subscribed to any magazine? Nope. Puppies or kittens? Puppies. If you had a billion dollars, where would your first investment be made? A modern, spacious house. Who is the best artist you've seen live? PARAMORE YOOOOOOOOOOOO. They connect with their fans so well and you can easily tell you love what they do. Coldplay is a very close second as their production value is fucking insane. Any major plans coming up this week? No not really. I have a date with Gab tomorrow and we’re gonna go out and watch Midsommar, but that’s it for this week. She, Angela, and I are taking a road trip to Nasugbu next Monday though so that’s pretty major. Did you know they never told you Arnold's last name in Hey, Arnold? I never really thought about it. Would you rather watch a romantic comedy or watch a thrilling horror movie? OMG, my two favorite genres :( I’m watching a horror flick tomorrow so I can go for a romcom right now.   Why is Paris Hilton famous? Because of her great-grandfather and her Iconic show with Nicole Richie hahaha. How is your hair styled right now? It’s just down and dried out right now.

Favorite person that you've talked to today? Angela. Do you need AC right now? AC is always a good idea in the Philippines. Do more people call you by a nickname or your first name? My first name is already my nickname/given name. Name something you're proud of. Still being here. How do you feel about couples who say 'I love you' too soon? No judgment. If that’s how they communicate and if it works, so be it. What's the most recent favor you've done for somebody? I drove Laurice to UPTC last Tuesday so she can catch her bus going back all the way to Alabang. Are you at home right now? Yesssssssss I’m so happy to just be at home this whole week. What did you last spend money on? My parking fee at UPTC. Does any accent annoy you? No. How about turn you on? I like certain English accents but not to the point where they turn me on haha. Are you wearing any jewelry? Not right now. Do you get along better with your mom or your dad? Dad. Are you craving anything right now? BURGERS What's worse: Crocs or Uggs? Crocs. Do you knock before you open doors? Yeah, as much as I can. Do you know what a sock on the doorknob means? I think Penny from Big Bang Theory was the one who explained that this means that there are people having sex in the room, but then again it was a tie on the doorkob in that episode so I dunno if they still mean two different things. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate. What's your zodiac sign? Taurus. Does Fred from Youtube annoy you? No, not really.

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✩ Prompts ✩

Feel free to request any of these to any character / person. You can request more than one, for example; #4 and #36.

1. “Fuck, s/he’s got me wrapped around her/his finger. I love them so much, ugh, I just… They’re the best thing to happen to me.” “That so?” “How long- uh, how long were you standing there?”

2. “I could kiss you!” “What’s stopping you?”

3. “You’re so fucking full of yourself.” “Soon you’ll be too,”

4. “Dickhead.” “Actually, my dick is in my pants and not on my head. If you don’t believe me you can come and check it yourself.”

5. “Go fuck yourself.” “/in a different language/ I’d rather you do that.”

6. “I’m flirting with you.”

7. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you say or do something stupid, you have to put a dollar in it.”

8. “If you die, I’m going to kill you.”

9. “Marry me?”

10. “Clearly our child would have my looks.”

11. “Is that a challenge?”

12. “Is that /name/’s jacket?”

13. “I’ve never seen someone so red before.”

14. “Please, don’t cry.”

15. “Is there a problem?”

16. “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes,”

17. “I’m pregnant.”

18. “I think we should have another.”

19. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”

20. “Shut up!” “I was just breathing!”

21. “This was a mistake.”

22. “I loved you, asshole!”

23. “That’s so stupid. Do it.”

24. “You sure you’re not the bad guy?”

25. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

26. “Are you hitting on her for me?”

27. “Are they… Are they fucking in my bedroom?”

28. “Can I kiss you?”

29. “Do you ever think if somebody heard our conversations, they’d lock us up?”

30. “Stop saying that!”

31. “You clean up nicely,”

32. “I look great.” “Don’t lie to yourself, that’s a sin.”

33. “Are you okay?” “Yeah, why?” “You’re wearing crocs.”

34. “Grab my hand and make it look believable.”

35. “Did you know?”

36. “Don’t go,”

37. “Gross. My soulmate’s you?”

38. “Stop smiling like that.”

39. “Eyes up here.” “Sh. It’ll get there eventually.”

40. “What are you, a fucking snake?” “Hissss, bitch.”

41. “Come to bed.”

42. “Back at you.”

43. “At least buy me a drink first.”

44. “Ah, classy.”

45. “I want a little brother.”

46. “Both of you are going to sit in this closet and either make a compromise, make out, or continue to hate each other and rot in here.”

47. “I can’t swim.”

48. Do you like me? Check yes or yes.

49. “You’re so childish.”

50. “You don’t have the fucking right to say that now.”

51. “You didn’t deserve any fucking thing I gave you.”

52. “Don’t give yourself so much credit.”

53. “Kiss me, I’ll explain later.”

54. “If the shoe fits, wear it.”

55. “How did you talk me into this?”

56. “I don’t hate you.”

57. “Did you just slap my ass?”

58. “If you weren’t my brother’s best friend your blood would be on my hands by now.”

59. “Feisty.”

60. “Who’s your crush?” “What are we, eight?”

61. “Hey, my friend thinks you’re cute.”

62. “We’re engaged!” “That’s… That’s great! He’s- a great guy.”

63. “You brought this woman into our bed!”

64. “If you keep bumping into me wearing such little clothing I don’t know how long it’ll be before I rip the remains off of you.”

65. “I’m not fucking cute!”

66. “This is wrong.”

67. “Ha! That’s what she said!”

68. “Have I entered an alternate universe, or did you just smile for me?”

69. “I’m over him!” “Are you really?” “No…”

70. “You need professional help.”

71. “I don’t deserve you.”

72. “No, no, no. Don’t die.”

73. “Just stay beside me, that would be enough.”

74. “You’re crazy.”

75. “You were flirting with him!” “My brother? That was my fucking brother.”

76. “Fuck, I feel like I’ve been hit by a car.” “You did get hit by one.” “Oh, right.”

77. “Why are we shopping for baby clothes- wait.”

78. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

79. “I- I’m sorry.”

80. “Chill, bro.”

81. “Adorkable.”

82. “/in a different language/ Bitch.” “Google Translate told me you were talking shit.”

83. “You ran for two minutes, why are you sweating?”

84. “I don’t feel the same. I’m sorry.”

85. “Shoulda kissed me sooner.”

86. “Well, gee, thanks.”

87. “That’s hot.”

88. “Must be nice having a best friend like me.”

89. “Come over here and make me.”

90. “We can’t work with eachother, he’s impulsive!” “She’s incorrigible!”

91. “For once, we can agree on something.”

92. “You’re not the jackass I thought you were.”

93. “Careful waving that around!”

94. “I’m over it if you’re over it.”

95. “I love him, but he’s getting married.”

96. “I love her, but she’s getting married.”

97. “Since when could you sing?”

98. “Your ego is so big, I can see it grow.”

99. “Aren’t you a little ray of sunshine this morning.”

100. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.”

101. “Y/N, why is your tongue purple?” “I had a blue slurpee.” “And I had a red one.” ( a friend asked y/n and y/n had a blue slurpee and character of choice had a red one )

102. “Fuck me,” “...” “Sorry, I meant ‘fight me,’ Damn autocorrect.” “This is a verbal conversation.”

103. “I’m going to Taco Bell, want anything?” “For Y/N to love me.” “Yeah, I’ve only got twelve dollars.”

104. “Say something nice and be yourself.” “Which? I can’t do both.”

105. “Can you answer questions without the sarcasm?” “Can you answer questions without the stupidity?”

106. “You from Heaven?” “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died twenty years ago, just like that pickup line.”

107. “Fuck you.” “Was that an insult or a to-do-list?”

108. “Darn.” “Hey, I’m upset too but watch the fucking language.”

109. “Hey, I’m /name/ and you are?” “Questioning my sexuality.”

110. “Why are you following me?” “My mom told me to follow my dreams.”

111. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?”

112. “I’m cold.” “Well, damn, I can’t control the weather!”

113. “I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you there.”

114. “It hurts to see you with someone else.”

115. “You must be Jamaican, ‘cause Jamaican me crazy.”

116. “Quit with the fucking pickup lines.”

117. “That guy over there bought you a drink.” “Really? I already had one. Do you think he can buy me mozzarella sticks instead?”

118. “I have a permit.” “This just says ‘I do whatever I want.’”

119. “You want to go there?” “Oh, I went there, bought a house, moved in, and now I’m remodeling the kitchen.”

120. “I’m going to charge you for hurting my feelings, three bucks a minute.”

121. “I must be in Hell.” “Actually, it’s America. But don’t worry, a lot of people make that mistake.”

122. “What’s your problem?”

123. “We need to think straight.” “Well, shit, bye guys.”

124. “I fucking hate you!”

125. “No, get away from me.”

126. “God, I fucking love you.”

127. “Leave!”

128. “It doesn’t matter what they say.”

129. “Let’s raise a glass!”

130. “The thought of you scares me.”

131. “Thanks, that’d be twenty dollars.”

132. “Was that supposed to be charming?”

133. “I’d like you a lot more if your mouth wasn’t running a million miles a minute.”

134. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it!”

135. “I just want to go to one party, one party, where you aren’t trying to get me home as soon as possible.”

136. “We’ve been married for ten years, had a child, and I’m still addicted to you.”

137. “Aw, you had a crush on me!” “We’re married.”

138. “I’m torn between loving and hating you.”

139. “Pack up your shit and leave.”

140. “What you see is what you get. I’m easy to read.”

141. “How’d you know?”

142. “We’re acquainted.” 

143. “E-Expecting?”

144. “I’m pretty.. positive! Hah, get it? ‘Cause I’m pregnant?”

145. “What a fucking Goddess.”

146. “What a fucking God.”

147. “You make me want to be a better person.”

148. “Bursting through the door isn’t necessary!”

149. “Did you seriously just wipe your popcorn fingers on me?”

150. “I said no more dogs, and what did you do!? You got another dog!”

151. “I hope you choke on your own spit and die.”

152. “What’s a rubber?”

153. “Next time you’re hungover, I’m not going to hold your head out of the toilet. I’m gonna let you drown.”

154. “I’m only letting your little sibling put this God awful makeup on me because if I can impress your whole family then there’s a possibility that I can get into your pants later.”

155. “It’s really not that complicated.”

156. “Close the door on your way out.”

157. “It’s three in the morning.”

158. “I should have told you a long time ago.”

159. “Why are you helping me?”

160. “You have to leave right now.”

161. “Just trust me.”

162. “I’ve been waiting a long time.”

163. “You’re in love with her!”

164. “Come here.”

165. “What are you thinking about?”

166. “I thought you were dead.”

167. “You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

168. “Was that supposed to hurt?”

169. “I can explain.”

170. “Love is overrated.”

171. “Watch me.”

172. “I’ve missed this.”

173. “Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.”

174. “What a nerd.”

175. “Aren’t we breaking a stereotype? I’m supposed to be following around a football player but instead I’m talking to the biggest dork of the century.”

176. “We have to be quiet.”

177. “You’re trembling.”

178. “It was you, the whole time.”

179. “Does that answer your question?”

180. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

181. “Say it again.”

182. “No, you don’t.”

183. “Prove it.”

184. “Do you regret it?”

185. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

186. “Lie to me, then.”

187. “You’ve thought about this haven’t you?”

188. “We need to talk about what happened last night.”

189. “I never stood a chance, did I?”

190. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”

191. “Are you drunk?”

192. “I still remember.”

193. “I think about it, about you, every time.”

194. “How much of that did you hear?”

195. “What happens if I do this?”

196. “Why are you whispering?”

197. “You make me want things I can’t have.”

198. “I don’t want to screw this up.”

199. “People are staring.”

200. “How about now?”

201. “You did what!?”

202. “Fuuuuuuuck.”

203. “I need to slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.”

204. “I really felt a spark.” “I had pop rocks in my mouth.”

205. “I’m sorry, I just sneezed and liked your post.” “And commented ‘damn daddy’ on all of my selfies?” “I have the flu.”