#mojang: i know yall really liked fireflies but someone told us irl fireflies are poisonous so no more fireflies :)
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me reading rumors about Mojang having a mob vote for previous mob vote losers, knowing that two of the options are for sure going to be the damn tuff and copper golems:
#and once they are in there will never be another one#bc for some goddamn reason Mojang is determined to these worthless things in game#like brother even if it werent for the antisemitic links#why would i want a glorified armor stand or something that runs around randomly pressing buttona#but they want them for some reason and for some reason some players want them#so I'm sure whatll happen is the options will be like copper golem tuff golem and like the fuckin rascal#so that they can finally get their stupid golem in#and then there will be NO MORE VOTES#mojang: i know yall really liked fireflies but someone told us irl fireflies are poisonous so no more fireflies :)#community: yall think maybe notch who is famously an asshole might have made big nosed villagers protected by GOLEMS because hes antisemitic#Mojang: read 3:05
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