#moe with grave solemnity: according to the dark web the easiest way to get rid of a dead body is to dissolve it in lye solution

[sighonaraa]

i KNOW i haven't talked abt the football kiddos au in an eternity but. it is always rotating up there and today i had the lightbulb moment that lil 9 year old moe bumbercatch is absolutely that one kid who knows Too Much and has every adult in his immediate vicinity concerned about the state of his mind within 0.03 seconds of meeting him.