#modern x casino x boom

[casino-au-eggman]

modern Eggman and Casino AU Egg fight over who's gonna get to be Boom Eggman's New Year's kiss. Casino Egg insists that he has to be the one to kiss him but modern Egg is like "yeah that's nice but I'm gonna be the one to do it" and Casino Egg says he has to kiss his special boy!

modern and Casino Egg are going back and forth on it and Casino Egg is like "shut up and give up or I'll make you my New Year's kiss in a minute" (not a threat at all that's a great thing XD) and modern Egg is like "I'd like that but then Boom Egg won't get a kiss from either of us!"

and they both keep grabbing Boom Egg's arms to encourage him to hang out at their side for the night, so they can be in reach to kiss him first and trying to charm and woo him into it, which gets Boom Egg all flustered at all the attention and being fought over lol

and Boom Egg just sighs like "I have two hands and cheeks, you should both know how to share me by now!" and so in the end when the clock strikes midnight, they both kiss one cheek of his each at the same time so Boom Egg wins and gets the best of both hehe 💜

[eggluttony]

Beach episode?

Boom Egg likes taking his fat boys to the beach and always makes sure they go shirtless and they agree if he will too. This results in Boom Egg showing off his fit toned body he's been working on despite his shyness to do so, while modern and Casino Egg's massive bellies are on full display and wobbling and jiggling as they walk, which they can range from feeling proud of showing off as they feel very sexy to a little embarrassed if they've gotten even fatter over the previous months and going out showing more skin really puts it into perspective how much fatter they've gotten over the past few months.

The fatties just wear beach shorts with a huge waist and super stretchy waistband so they can be comfortable with all their fat spilling over them but they convince Boom Egg to wear something much more revealing like a speedo or something which he's not absolutely not confident enough to wear but they really want it so he gives in. However he wears shorts on top of them for a while and they have to plead him to take them off so they can see. When he does he's so embarrassed, especially when they can't resist slapping his little round butt cheeks but he's also flattered by being desired.

First things first, they have to apply sunscreen. Modern and Casino Egg need Boom Egg to help because their bodies are so massive, they can't reach all the areas they need to apply with their huge bellies in the way and the sheet span of their fat. Boom Egg is very flustered running his hands all over their soft fat bodies to slather them in cream and rubbing it in in public because it feels so intimate, especially when he's so excited by their size and can't help it. His dick jumps up a few times with a semi and he really hopes no one else sees but the fatties certainly notice and tease.

They need like two entire bottles worth to cover all the exposed skin on modern and Casino Egg! When it comes to their huge bellies he can't resist turning it into a discreet belly rub as he rubs his hands around and around. The two Eggs love this and they all get excited, they have to try to remember where they are before things get too naughty but the fatties can't help but moan slightly and sigh with delight when Boom Egg just has to grab and squeezes their rolls of fat on their belly and their tits very quickly during it. It takes a good few minutes to make sure it's all thoroughly applied to every area safely!

Boom Egg can apply his own sunscreen ebut modern and Casino Egg insist as an excuse to run their hands over his fit body. They whisper about how beautiful it is and how everyone is jealous that they're feeling him up like discreet isn't a word to them as one enjoys rubbing his strong tight back muscles and the other his neck, abs and stomach, then they each rub a bicep each and giggle and ask him to flex them while they do. They both try to slather his exposed butt cheeks in the cream and squeeze them and Boom Egg turns bright red and hopes nobody looks over to see two huge fat men enjoying his butt

When they're done with that they decide on their beach towels under their umbrellas for a bit after all that effort to apply sunscreen. When they're ready they get up to have some fun in the water and bring a beach ball in. They find that Modern and Casino Egg are struggling as it's been a while since they last swam and it makes them realize how much bigger and heavier they've gotten, making swimming much more strenuous. "Some Olympics athlete you are when you can barely make it from where you are to me!" Casino Egg teases modern as he and Boom Egg watch him try to swim over to them.

"You're clearly not having an easy time either!" Modern Egg shoots back as he's clearly not the only one red faced and out of breath just from swimming to get the ball whenever it goes too far. "And you're floating there like a big fat idle floatie right now and putting way less effort in than me." It's true, Casino Egg being bigger barely feels like he can swim at all and mostly just lets himself float still and catch the ball from there. And with the way Boom Egg is still a bit nervous about swimming in the sea, he's holding onto Casino Egg's fat flabby body like he really is floatie supporting him. XD

They both become cheeky and playful trying to grab and smack and tickle Boom Egg's butt in the water as they can't ignore it in that speedo the whole time and he giggles and tells them to stop as he tries to paddle away. It's one way to immediately push Boom Egg into paddling more confidently and get modern and Casino Egg moving more to chase after his little butt hehe. Boom Egg also sees how they like it by doing the same to their massive fat butts in the water that are impossible to miss and they can't swim fast enough to stop him from reaching and doing it repeatedly! Not that they want to!

After having fun playing with the beach ball in the water and splashing each other and chasing after each other's butts, they decide to play volleyball on the land. They're all eying each other up the whole time, seeing modern Egg's fit little body toned so beautifully, the way he muscles move from the activity, his visible bulge in his speedo, the way he bends over to pick up the ball when it falls out. And the way the two fatties soft flabby bellies and fat tits wobble and jiggle as they jump to hit the ball and run to fetch it when it rolls away, and their wet shorts cling to their butts and big bulges

Seeing them get so sweaty and out of breath so fast and easily and struggling to play with all that fat wobbling thickly and thinking about how it's because he's fattened them up so much makes Boom Egg very aroused. He thinks about all the food they might eat today. Casino Egg also teases modern Egg for how out of much of a challenge it is for him despite how he's also competed in volleyball in the Olympics too. Now here he is, very fat and slow and easily tired. That also puts a lot of thought in Boom Egg's mind with how much he's fed and fattened an Olympic athlete into this!

All these activities in the water and on the land are very hungry work so they ask Boom Egg he'll get them food from one of the stalls. He tries to hide his enthusiasm as they ask for two burger buns each with multiple patties stacked and packed with veggies, cheese, and bacon, and a giant heap of fries as he's been thinking about and anticipating to find out how much they'll eat. The fatties' eyes light up when Boom Egg comes over carefully carrying huge plates for them stacked high with food. They sit under their umbrellas and feast while Boom Egg sits between them with nothing but a popsicle

He gets flustered when they compliment the sight of him sucking on the popsicle. Casino Egg says he wishes Boom Egg was doing that to his "popsicle" right now while he eats and modern chimes in and says he wants the same. They also say they both want to pull his speedo aside and stick their popsicles between those fat butt cheeks. Boom Egg is blushing so hard as he says "Come on, do we have to discuss this in public?" They find it very funny and adorable and say they can't resist when he's say there was his cute little butt out and Boom Egg says "You're the ones who made me wear this!"

Both of the fatties practically inhale the mountain of food on their plates and love how they feel it fill up their bellies. They open their cooler of cans of soda and beer and begin guzzling them down with their greasy food and moan at the wonderful taste of it all. They finish it off pretty surprisingly fast for how much there was and Boom Egg asks if they enjoyed that, they agree and sound satisfied with their full bellies. But they look off into the distance and notice another stall selling huge hot dogs! They ask him to go and get one each for them. Boom Egg is surprised they want them already but obliges

They chase those giant burgers and tons of fries with the hot dogs and love how much fuller they feel on top of the burgers and fries. More cans help them wash it all down. But then they also spot XL slices of pizza and want one each too so Boom Egg brings those to them too. And then they see BBQ ribs and want those too! Boom Egg starts to feel a little embarrassed going up to the other stalls to order again and again but he's excited to get them when more food to stuff their bellies with. He's amazed as it all keeps disappearing completely in their bellies and they're swelling up bigger each trip he takes

After that they're certainly rather stuffed so they take a break from food to lay back and relax. Well for the most part because they also want slushies and a bowl of shaved ice because they're easy to just swallow down and require less effort but those just bloat up their bellies more with a bloat on top of all the cans they're still gulping down. It's like they just can't stop eating, like something has to be going down their greedy gullets and filling up their bellies nonstop! Despite how full and bloated they are, it only helps keep their appetite up and expanding their stomachs makes room for even more food

Boom Egg guesses that should finally sate their monstrous appetites. But then they see fried chicken and ask him for them too! He's shocked that they still want even more and at how rounded out and firm they feel when he places his hands and on their bellies, they're absolutely huge and bulging, he can feel how full they are and just the contact of his hands makes them groan from the sensitivity. He asks if they're really sure but Casino Egg insists with full confidence. Modern Egg is actually a little unsure with his smaller belly but doesn't want to be less impressive and he can't turn down his favorite food so he agrees

So Boom Egg goes to get two buckets and the vendor says "Are these for your friends over there too? Got quite the appetite don't they?" as he's seen him going to a bunch of stalls and carrying it all over to them. Boom Egg replies "Yeah, for my... friends... They sure do." as he thinks about how his boyfriends are going to stuff their bellies even more with this and how appalling the vendor must think it is with how greedy they are and how he's just enabling two massive fatties. He feels a rush of excitement when he heads back over and places the buckets of chicken in front of their huge full bellies.

They tear into it and he's in love with seeing them messily gorge themselves as they sloppily eat, still eating so much more so fast as they overfeed their huge greedy guts, so determined and enthusiastic and like they want to impress as their boyfriend watches. And the sounds of the chewing and smacking of their lips, the hums of delight and slight groans from how stuffed their bellies are and how they burp loudly through mouthfuls as they squeeze even more food inside them drive him wild. They manage to clear the buckets and they lay back sighing and belching and cracking open more cans

"So I take it you've finally had enough now?" Boom Egg dares to ask as they down a couple more cans. "No- BUURRP! We definitely need dessert!" Casino Egg says immediately and modern Egg quickly nods along despite feeling painfully engorged by now. They get Boom Egg to go and get them a long churro each. Somehow they manage that but then want lava cake too... They're visibly struggling, muffled groaning through mouthfuls and rubbing their bellies for support as they shove even more food down, their bellies look expanded to the limit but somehow they still seem to get even bigger

They're pretty drunk by now from the beers they've been washing it down with and it's inhibiting their ability to feel how painfully stuffed they are as much as if they were sober. So even after all that, they ask for a sundae to top it all off. Boom Egg wonders if he should refuse and say they've had enough but the sight of their huge round bellies so swollen and bulging while they still ask for more is so hard to not give in to. And so he goes and orders two big sundaes for them. He tells himself they do deserve the dessert after how well they've eaten and it would help cool them down from all this heat...

But really it's because he wants to see them sloppily forcing ice cream into their greedy mouths when they're already so overstuffed and look like they're about to burst. They eat with the sundae resting atop their huge bellies and swallow it down with urgency. But halfway through they're so stuffed they need help to get the rest down, they're so full they can barely move their arms to eat any more and need the push and motivation to get through it all, so they ask Boom Egg to help. He has to feed it to them both quickly enough so that it doesn't melt and that makes it all the more intense

He put spoonful after spoonful into their mouths, so fast they have no choice but to gulp the sundae down fast. The sight of the chocolate and vanilla ice cream around their mouths and running down their chins while they swallow it down, their breathless huffing, moaning, and burping between swallows, and the way their extremely engorged bellies gurgle and groan as Boom Egg gently rubs their massive packed full bellies and whispers "You're being such good boys, just keep eating" is so thrilling. Boom Egg can't hide the boner that's almost popping out of his speedo

Modern and Casino Egg start pleading for kisses while they struggle to eat the last of the ice cream. Boom Egg is embarrassed to kiss them in public but they whine for it and their cute fat faces are so tempting to kiss so he starts to give them quick kisses between feeding them spoonfuls, just barely obscured by their umbrellas and anyone who looked over at the right time would be able to tell what's happening. But it feels so nice and they all get lost in the intimacy of the feeding and the kissing. The kisses the fatties get after each gulp of ice cream along with the pleasure of the rubs keep them motivated

Finally they manage to reach the bottom of their bowls and then gulp down the rest of their cans. With that, they finally feel their done with a stack of empty plates and bowl and a big pile of empty cans beside them. They feel like huge beached whales stuffed to the gills and unable to move, very fitting for where they are on the shore of the beach. They're so heavy and full that they both collapse onto their towels. All Boom Egg can see from his angle are their engorged bellies bulging out like mountains. They're extremely overstuffed and absolutely massive!

They're both moaning and groaning about how they feel like they're about to explode and struggling to burp so they ask Boom Egg for help rubbing it. He says that if he does it while they're lay on their backs like this, everyone is going to see and know that something is up between them. They're both pretty drunk so they feel none of the fear eh does and say that if he's really worried, he could just apply more sunscreen to their bellies and pretend that's the only reason why he's touching them like this. So he squirts some of the tiny amount of it that they have left and gets to work

Boom Egg really gets to feel how huge and packed full their bellies are as he rubs his hands around their stuffed bellies slowly. He can feel how firm and bulging full their stomachs are under all the thick soft fat and how much their guts have expanded and rounded out, he's so in awe at how much food is inside them after he kept binging them more and more and thinks about it's all squeezed in there now. He can hear them gurgling loudly as they try to process all the greasy and sugary food and fizzy bubbly beverages they overfilled them with. He's quite proud to have overfed them so much

Running his hands over their tight, plump, swollen bloated bellies makes them moan from how sensual it feels from how sensitive they have become. When he runs his hands over the rounded out curves of the bellies and gently pushes down into the fat, they wince at first but then it dislodges long deep rumbling burps that were trapped in there and it makes them sigh from the immense relief. When bigger belches erupt from their bellies it turns heads and Boom Egg is embarrassed but tries to ignore it and focus on the two beautiful fat men before him and help comfort their poor overstuffed bellies

Eventually they both feel very sleepy with so much food packed into their guts and the heat, being weighed down by pounds of food in their gut and the humidity in the air makes it impossible for them to move for a while. Boom Egg suggests they have a little nap if they need it. And so they finally truly relax here after stuffing their faces nonstop, both lay so their giant bellies peek out from the umbrella and the warm rays of sun on their bare bellies feel so good along with Boom Egg's gentle rubs that lull them to sleep. Soon they're snoring with their fat stuffed guts heaving with every breath

They nap for about ten minutes and when they awake, Boom Egg says it's time to take a nice walk on the beach now it's not as hot and the sun is starting to set, they don't want to miss the beautiful sight. They struggle to lift themselves up off their backs let alone to their feet. Once they're up, they can really feel how much bigger and fuller their bellies are from the last time they were on their feet. During their very short nap, the bloat of their bellies softened slightly so they feel softer and more jiggly again but they're still absolutely bulging full of food and have barely began digestion, it's very intense

As the three walk across the beach, modern and Casino Egg feel like such big greedy overstuffed fatties with enormous bellies bulging and proceeding so far, so swollen and round and bare on display for all to see. The feeling of their overexpanded guts weighing down so heavily full of food makes them groan as they waddle along and wobble from the drunkenness too and they can't stop burping as they move. They bounce and jiggle thickly with every step and moan from the sensitivity and they're huffing and panting out of breath from having to carry so much weight and while in the heat too

"Uughh, I really overdid it, I feel like I'm gonna explode... BUURRRP!" Modern Egg finally admits as he attempts to stretch but the move applies more pressure to his sensitive overexpanded belly and tight stomach when it sticks out as he arches his back. He groans from the pain of that and the big deep belch that rips through him. But at the same time, it feels so good to be so packed full to the very brim and to burp a ton. He has surprised himself with how much he managed to force in with the motivation of pleasing Boom Egg and keeping up with Casino Egg but his immense greed certainly played a part too

"Seems like you both got quite carried away! I'm not sure if I've ever seen your bellies this huge before!" Boom Egg replies with stars in his eyes. "You could say that, heheh." Casino Egg chuckles. "Man, it feels so good~" He's much more content and comfortable with being so heavily engorged despite how out of breath he is and the slight ache because he's much more used to eating like this more often than modern Egg and has the bigger belly. He's very satisfied to have overfed his gut so well and seeing that it makes Boom Egg happy and impresses him as he makes it even better as he lets it bulge out with pride

As they go further down the beach and further away from all the other people, modern and Casino Egg get into a certain mood. Boom Egg is walking in front and looking at the horizon at the beautiful sunset and the two fatties do the same but quickly lose focus of that as their eyes land on something else in front of them. Boom Egg looks over his shoulder at them to see they were both staring at his back muscles and butt and licking their lips with boners in their shorts, rubbing them through them excitedly

"Oh you're such perverts, can't you take the time to appreciate the sunset for just a minute?" Boom Egg huffs and pouts but blushes slightly, feeling flattered again to be seen as so desirable to such big handsome fatties. "I can't help it sweetheart, your butt just looks so good in that speedo." Casino Egg replies shamelessly and modern Egg nods in agreement. "We've eaten so well for you, please let us admire and touch your beautiful body!" Boom Egg rolls his eyes but can't help but smile and gives in, kissing them and letting them run their hands over his hot toned body and little bubble butt

Things get heated as being far enough away that other people can't see them gives Boom Egg more comfortable and modern and Casino Egg are so drunk and horny that they can't hold back. Their cocks are all throbbing hard as they kiss harder and caress each other's bodies so intimately, their hands on his butt and his hands on their bellies. The pressure of modern Egg's most painfully belly pushing against Boom Egg's flat stomach as they kiss makes it ache more again and belch in his face. He pleads Boom Egg between heavy breaths to rub his belly and his cock because he desperately needs relief from the fullness and arousal

Boom Egg sees this fatty really needs help so he gets on his knees, modern Egg pulls his cock out his shorts and Casino Egg whips his out with a "hey, mine too!" so both of their big thick cocks are pointing at him. Boom Egg grabs and starts jerking them off, then takes one into his mouth and alternates between sucking the two. "So much better and hotter when he's sucking our popsicles instead, heh~" Casino Egg grins. While Boom Egg sucks modern Egg's cock, Casino Egg kisses him and rubs his belly so they're both dealt with at the same time. It's so relieving, soothing, and pleasurable he sighs happily

Modern Egg feels much better immediately with the immense pleasure. Casino Egg praises him as he rubs and pats his bulging belly, saying "Damn handsome, you're really getting good at stuffing your gut to the limit! Keep this up and you'll be growing as big and fat as me in no time!" Modern Egg is torn between letting go and getting as fat as him because he's jealous at times to not wanting to lose control and get as big because that would be going over his set limit for himself. "Ah well I'm not too sure if I sh- BUURRRP!" Casino Egg squeezes modern Egg's belly to make him shut himself up with a big burp

"Shhh, you know you'd love to get as big and fat as me. And you've been growing so much lately, you're definitely well on your way to becoming the perfect fatty. You just need to keep eating and getting bigger." Casino Egg whispers as he kisses his chubby cheek. He's right, he has been getting so much fatter lately and it feels so good. He's so overwhelmed by the pleasure that the last of his confliction in this moment melts away and he becomes proud to hear how he's getting so much fatter and it's so tempting to let go as he's lost in the fantasy. "You're right, I do... I need to get fatter." He blurts out

"Atta boy!" Casino Egg praises then turns his attention to Boom Egg, "come on sugar, suck on that cock harder and make it extra wet and sloppy because he's been such a good boy and eaten so well today." Boom Egg obliges and takes it deeper and swirls his tongue faster and harder while Casino Egg keeps rubbing his hands around his swollen stuffed belly, making modern Egg moan louder. "Yeahhh ya like that don'tcha, imagine getting so much fatter and us doing this to you everyday?" Casino Egg smirks as modern Egg becomes a moaning whining mess. "Ughh p-please, too much... It's too good~"

When it's time for them to swap so Boom Egg sucks Casino Egg's cock, modern Egg rubs his belly in return and is amazed. "Fuck you're getting so massive, this fat belly is absolutely enormous." He blushes while he holds his massive fat flabby belly and caresses his thick fat, thinking about how this is a version of him that's really let himself go and eats even more than him and got so much fatter. It fact his belly is fuller right now too because he already ate quite a bit more before they even came here. His huge stomach is firmly stretched and filled to capacity underneath that thick pudgy fat

"Mmm, I know! It feels so good to be this big, bet you're jealous your belly isn't as huge and soft as mine~ BUUUURRRP!" He belches so loudly when modern Egg puts his hands on the undersides of his belly, lifts it up, and shakes it with his hands. It feels so heavy and jiggles so thickly, it feels great for Casino Egg and he's so proud of how much he's eaten. Modern Egg gets defensive "I'm not jealous! I can't let myself get as big as you anyway, I'd be too fat to get anything done. I mean look at what you've done to yourself, you've lost control and become a big heavy fatass... It's so appalling... It's so sexy, fuck!"

Modern Egg fails at pretending he doesn't envy it despite confliction and finds it so hot. "It sure is, heheh. And I know you wanna get just as big as me!" Casino Egg beams with pride and sighs happily at modern Egg loving up his giant stuffed belly. The sight of them kissing and rubbing each other's bellies and moaning from the pleasure of having their dicks sucked is so hot to Boom Egg, he has to jerk off while he keeps switching between sucking them both. In the end they all cum so hard and feel so blissed out, walking back to the hotel very pleased and content after the great day they spent together! 💜

[egg-emperor]

actually yeah the Casino AU Eggman x Boom Eggman breakup arc is canon to the plot. Casino Egg ends up sitting in the bar area of his casino at 3 am alone and drinking parts of a random selection of all the alcohol while moping and listening to The Winner Takes It All because he's a dramatic faggot, as if Boom Egg didn't break up with him because he's fucked up and dangerous and it's his fault for getting him into a very deadly situation I might not share because spoilers

so it's really a very manipulative pity party he throws for himself but for some people it might work and you might feel pity for him anyway just because he's really hot, in like in a nooo don't be sad your tits are so big type way lol. how would Boom Egg react to this and could they get back together who knows we shall see but he's not actually alone anyway because he has all those other guys he's always fucking around with and modern Egg too so he'll be okay actually :P

[daddy-eggman]

Boom Egg models clothing and outfits that Casino Egg designs all the time and loves to make him wear naughty slutty outfits. Boom goes from shy to confident depending on the outfit but always loves turning the big pervert on by wearing clothing he likes, posing for him, letting him take photos with some for advertising and other for his private stash, and then of course finally letting him fuck him while he's still wearing them.

Casino Egg always likes to get him to try out all kinds of different clothes but seeing his boyfriend in cute short little skirts or dresses with crop top and panties is undeniably one of his favorites. he gets so excited just seeing him walk out dressed up all pretty and putting on a show for him in ways that I'll be sure to get into more in the future but don't wanna spoil yet because I want to bring modern Eggman into it too!

Casino Egg then comes up behind Boom, puts his hands under the skirt/dress to grope and fondle him, pulls the panties to one side, then lifts him up and fucks him in front of the mirror while cooing "look at how pretty you are! look at how well you take my cock. you're such a good boy" as he makes sure they get a nice upskirt view in the mirror of the cute panties and his thick cock thrusting into him so hard, fast, and deep.

Boom Egg's mind goes blank with pleasure from the praise and how fast and hard he pounds his cute little ass after how uncontrollably horny and eager he gets at the sight of him in skirts/dresses. he feels so slutty when he makes him look at himself in the reflection of the mirror the whole time he's spreading his ass cheeks and stretching his hole and how he makes him shoot his load all over it but he absolutely loves it 💜😍

[mypassionfortrash]

Nothing Serious (Part Ten)

SUMMARY: Roger’s divorce comes through, but he can’t seem to figure out why he isn’t more happy about it. Until he realises exactly what his life’s been missing.

Roger Taylor x Reader; Modern AU; Strictly 18+

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Roger was a great mood. 

The sun swam in the brilliant blue mid-morning sky. He had just left the love of his life in bed, still in a post-orgasmic mess. And today was the day he had been waiting for.

Today, Queen would head into their recording studio to record their twelfth album.

Nothing could get to him or throw him off kilter as he skipped down the stairs, taking three at a time like he was a man in his twenties. And then he got to the lobby. 

Something caught his eye as he sauntered past the mailboxes. A flash of crimson.

Someone had mail. And he had a funny idea of who it was. Every other apartment in the building was leased out to holidaymakers and businessmen whenever they were in town. Every apartment except Roger’s. He owned his and when he visited Montreux, he always had his mail rerouted. With a pang of dread, he gave the mailboxes a double take. That little red flag stood loud and proud next to his apartment number.

Roger groaned and shuffled over, slipping his key into the lock. There was one letter; he grabbed it and instantly recognised the emblem on the envelope. His solicitor.

His heart raced as he slipped his fingers underneath the seal. He walked and read, eyes batting over the page at a rate of naughts. His whole body tensed with every word until he reached the one, all-important paragraph. The outcome.

‘Ms. Beyrand has agreed to settle the divorce at no further inconvenience to Mr Taylor and requires no alimony in return. Therefore, my client, Mr R. M. Taylor, and his former spouse, Ms Beyrand, should be considered legally divorced.’

‘Legally divorced,’ Roger mumbled with an awe-struck smile on his lips. He was – finally – legally divorced.

He felt a strange mix of optimism and relief as he walked along the promenade towards the casino-slash-recording studio. But those emotions collided with the realisation that he had wasted a whole decade of his life married to the wrong person. 

Truth be told, it played all day.

“You’re looking awfully spaced out, Rog. You alright?” Brian fussed.

Roger didn’t take it in the kind and caring way Brian meant it. Instead, he just took offence. He squared off his shoulders and furrowed his brows. “Why wouldn’t I be?” he asked.

“You just seem distracted. It’s not that girlfriend of yours is it?”

“Mate, just focus on your fucking solos alright? Maybe cut them down a bit,” Roger snarked.

“Oh, he’s just being menstrual, Brian!” Freddie exclaimed over the intercom; he was sitting behind the controls with their producer, Dave.

Dave grimaced at Freddie’s comment. He was a good friend of Roger’s, and knew how to talk him down in this kind of environment. “Why don’t we do one more take, Roger, and then you can head off for the day?” Or so Dave thought.

That only incensed Roger more, earning a barrage of drumsticks being lobbed at the plexiglass that divided the two rooms in the poky upstairs studio. “Fuck off,” Roger spat. “Get that on tape? Did you?”

Everyone in the studio, right down to the engineer’s assistant, rolled their eyes. It wasn’t uncommon for Roger to become hysterical in the studio, but this was completely out of the blue. There were no precursory arguments, or ‘constructive criticism’ to pre-warn everyone of Roger’s impending outburst. It just came.

“Roger?” Freddie implored.

“Oh fucking hell, what is it now, Fred?”

“I just want this album to be ok,” Freddie said solemnly.

Roger’s expression softened, picking up the sad nuance in Freddie’s tone. “And it will be. We’ve got good songs.”

“But I need us to be a family, Rog.”

“We are a family Fred.”

“This isn’t going to last forever and I just want us to have a good fucking time, do you understand? We won’t be doing this forever,” Freddie continued, seemingly trying to psyche himself up to deal with the next few weeks. 

Freddie wasn’t exactly the leader in Queen; he wouldn’t accept that mantle. But when Freddie threw down the gauntlet like this, it was right and normal for everyone else in the band to fall in line.

Roger wandered around the live room, gathering up his projectile drumsticks, then settled back behind his kit. “Right. Understood, Fred. Let’s go for another take.”

“Go for it,” Dave said.

Try as he might, Roger just couldn’t shake the feelings that flooded his brain that morning. Every time he tried to make progress in the studio, or even in terms of shifting his thoughts away from the divorce, something seeped its way back into the forefront of his mind like a rapidly advancing disease. And so, unlike anything Roger had ever done before, he missed a beat. And then another. And soon enough, the entire song ran away from him in spectacular fashion, causing the volcano of emotions inside him to bubble over. Not in his usual fiery brand of blonde-haired, blue-eyed rage, but in a watery tirade of tears and expletives. Tears rolled thick and fast down Roger’s rosy cheeks. He was proud; he darted towards the bathroom and holed himself up in the grotty cubicle. 

He threw his head down between his knees, letting the tears splatter on to the floor, trying to make sense of it all. Trying to make sense of why, after getting rid of the worst mistake of his life, he felt like his life was so uncertain and unfulfilled. Try as he might, the answer didn’t pop right out at him. And he just grew more and more annoyed with himself because of it.

Roger lost track of how much time he spent inside the filthy, shabby little cubicle with blood-red walls, until there was a gentle knock at the door. 

“Go away!” he sulked.

“Roger,” Brian began, “I’m sorry I upset you. I don’t know what’s going on with you right now, but we’re here for you, ok?”

Roger groaned. The family talk was the last thing he needed right now. So he stayed quiet, hoping that his bandmates would soon lose interest and work on their album without him. But no. Another voice muffled through the layer of wood separating Roger from the rest of the studio. This time it was Deacy.

“Yeah, you might want to come out. We can’t really make an album if we don’t have a drummer.”

“I’m prepared to fill in though!” Freddie piped up.

In unison, for once in their careers, Brian and Deacy who were always at loggerheads with each other exclaimed a booming, “NO!”

This gleaned a hollow laugh from Roger as he realised how lucky he was to have friends and bandmates like them. He leaned forward and unbolted the door, opening it, to reveal his three bandmates sitting on the floor in the hallway outside the door. “I just need a minute,” Roger said, wiping his eyes.

“You can talk to us, you know,” Brian urged. “We’ll understand.”

“Fuck, we’ve been through everything together,” Freddie laughed. “What is it, dear?”

Roger sighed and wondered where to begin. How to describe what he was feeling. Everything he was feeling. “The divorce came through today.”

“You should be celebrating then!” Freddie said, bursting with impatience at the prospect of a party. The man could smell hilarity a mile out. 

“That’s the thing,” Roger began, “I’m happy about it. But at the same time…” he trailed off with a shrug.

“You did spend ten years with Dom, though. That’s a long time,” Deacy said.

“Yeah, but I’m not even unhappy about that. It’s just that I’ve got nothing to show for it.”

Brian narrowed his eyes, clicking on to what Roger meant, before even Roger understood. “Kids? Rog, that’s not the be and end all.”

“But Dom didn’t want kids, and I did,” he mused in a small voice. “And now, my girlfriend’s… twenty-four. I don’t even know if that’s what she wants. What if when she’s ready, I’ll be an old man?” Roger’s eyes grew glassy again at the prospect. “What if I never have that?” he repeated, looking around at his bandmates.

“Have you told her this?” Freddie asked.

Deacy waved his hands to halt the conversation right there for him to interject. “You’ve known this girl how long now? And you’re just going to go back to the flat and be like, ‘hey do you want to have my babies, push me around in a wheelchair and eventually scatter my ashes?’ Are you being serious here?”

“Well, they need to have that conversation; it’s healthy. And it saves any misunderstanding in the long run,” Brian reasoned, but somehow condescended.

“It’s a good way to spook her right out of her skin, that’s what it bloody well is,” Freddie said. 

Roger sat on the toilet and watched his bandmates bicker over how Roger should broach the subject with his girlfriend, his mouth hanging open in a way that made him resemble a dead fish. All while the plan in his head took shape. “That’s it,” he smiled. “I’ve got it.”

His bandmates hushed their bickering as soon as it started and looked at the drummer. “What have you got?” Deacy asked.

“I know how to tell her,” he said, getting to his feet. He power walked away from the trio, calling back, “Just finish the bloody song alright?! I’ve got work to do!”

Roger’s heart pounded twice as fast as his feet hit the pavement, walking at the speed of light down the promenade. Every so often, he’d break out into a run, but quickly slowed down as he didn’t want to draw any unnecessary attention. He was going back to the flat. 

From the street, he could look up and spy you, sitting out in the late afternoon sun, with a glass of wine in your hand. The sight made his insides flutter. He couldn’t wait for the lift. Not when the love of his life had been sighted and she was within touching distance. He could practically smell your perfume hanging in the winding stairwell up. He breathed deep. He broke a sweat. And then he finally arrived at the flat.

“Darling?” Roger called, announcing himself in the hallway. He waited nervously at the door, rubbing his hands together like it was a chilly winter’s day. This was anything but; the sweat beading down his forehead said that much.

“What are you doing back?” you asked from the balcony. “I thought you were at the studio?”

“I was,” Roger shrugged realising that you weren’t coming through to greet him. Instead, he followed your voice. “But I needed to see you.”

Your glass of chardonnay had barely touched your lips, but that sentence stopped you right in your tracks. You narrowed your eyes and glanced up at Roger who was lingering at the door frame. “Why? You could see me tonight. I could wait up.”

Roger sighed and sat down at the table, opposite you.

This filled you with dread; the stomach-dropping kind of dread that threaten to have you hunched over the toilet in seconds.

Then he flashed those baby blues of his at you. “My divorce came through today,” he said.

“That’s it?” you shrugged. “I thought something was wrong. Let me get you a glass and we can celebrate,” you rambled, rising to your feet. Less than a foot from the door, Roger seized your hand and pulled you back.

“We do need to talk, though,” Roger said.

Only now did you notice how glassy Roger’s eyes looked beneath his sunglasses. You turned to him and slipped them to the top of his head, exposing the sparkling, red eyes that gave away how he really felt about the situation. And it caught you off guard. “What happened?”

“I don’t know,” Roger admitted. “That’s the worst part.”

“You look like you need a drink for other reasons now,” you commented.

He nodded in response and twirled the bottle of chardonnay in his hand, studying the label; gauging how wrecked he’d get if he guzzled the remainder. “Something a bit stronger, too.”

“I’m on it.”

Safely out of Roger’s view, you braced yourself against the counter top. 

It worried you – Roger being so cryptic. It also worried you how much you had given up to be here with him. Your job. Your friends. Your life. All just to be with him. 

More fool you, though. 

You had only just met the bloke and you were carrying on like he was the love of your life. 

Tears pricked the corners of your eyes as you bowed your head. This felt like a familiar theme in your relationship with Roger and you couldn’t be sure whether or not it was a bad thing. In any other relationship, this was bound to be a massive raging red flag; the amount of times one can drag the other to the brink of heartbreak, just with a few words and a little bit of miscommunication. All you wanted was to be happy. Your brain repeated that like a mantra that didn’t improve anything. It just made you shake as wave after wave of sorrow tugged at your body.

“You still with me, darling?” Roger called through.

You couldn’t answer. You couldn’t let him see the tears. But it was too late. 

You took so long to respond that Roger appeared at the door. When he saw you, his entire figure sank. “Oh my darling,” he sighed, taking you in his arms. “What are these for?”

“Because you made me think we were done, there,” you whimpered into Roger’s shirt, letting your mascara fray outwards in dark, inky pools. “And I’ve given up so much to be with you and I didn’t know if this was because of me or something I’d done. You should be happy that it’s over – your marriage.” You looked up at him with wide, pleading eyes. “Why aren’t you happy?”

Roger rubbed his hands up and down your arms and spoke wistfully. “Because, darling, I’ve wasted an entire fucking decade of my life on someone who never ever loved me. And I’m not even sure I’ve grown as a person because it. I’ve almost certainly missed out on everything I wanted in terms of relationships and settling down. I’m old now. And I’m going to be even older when we finally decide to start a family or settle down. If we decide to do that.” By the time Roger had finished  that portion of his monologue, his fingers had laced with yours. “I don’t want to be an old dad,” he laughed.

You swept Roger’s hair back, exposing his aged, furrowed brow. He looked completely serious, unlike his usual self. “Is that why you’re so unhappy?” you asked.

Roger nodded, tugging his lower lip between his teeth. 

You rolled your eyes and wrapped your arms around his torso, drinking in his scent. You propped your chin on his chest and gazed at him like he was the most precious thing in the world. “I love you, Roger Taylor,” you reassured. “I’ve given up everything for you.” You chewed the inside of your cheek, gathering the rest of your thoughts. “Maybe not marriage though, because… that didn’t work the first time. But I’m in this for life, just so you know. Whatever you want.”

Roger softened. A look of pure love made him younger in an instant. “Do you mean that?”

“Always.”

“And you want kids?”

“Yeah. But don’t let me become one of those annoying yummy mummy Facebook cretins. I want them to have normal lives, ok? No weird names. No nannies. No private schools. Understand?”

The lines at the edges of Roger’s eyes extended outwards as he beamed: “Understood!”

“How soon can we do this?” you asked, snaking your hands up over Roger’s chest and draping them around his shoulders.

You and Roger had decided to go out for dinner to celebrate his divorce. Somewhere fancy by the lakeside, under a canopy of twinkling golden stars. 

Just you and him and no one else. 

You sat, not on opposite sides of the table, but beside each other so you could stare out at the lake as you planned your future.

“How long do you think Queen will go on for?” you asked, leaning your head on Roger’s shoulder.

“As long as we can darling,” he said. “Why?”

“Nothing. I’m just wondering when I get to go out on tour with you,” you said, trying to avoid the point you itched to make. “Must be nice to travel the world.”

Roger moved away from you, narrowing his eyes and draining his glass. “Well, you’ll be coming out next year, surely?”

“Where do you think we’ll be off to?”

“Fred’s completely against going to America for obvious reasons. I don’t think they’re as accepting over there as they used to be. So probably not America.”

“I don’t blame him.”

“We might have too, thought. That’s the thing. It’s  a case of convincing Fred.”

You gave a quiet laugh; you didn’t know Freddie very well, but you had a feeling he could be just as stubborn as Roger. Meaning that no one and nothing could convince him of anything when his mind was made up about something.

“I reckon we’ll go all over Europe; that’s a dead cert,” Roger rambled. He looked beautiful, leaning back in his chair and scratching his neck, groaning like an exhausted lion. Just a sliver of his soft tummy peeked out from underneath his shirt and you couldn’t resist leaning into him to scratch it. Then he continued. “Ever been to Paris?”

You shook your head. “I’ve been to the usual. Spain,” you groaned. “Tenerife.”

“You’ve been to Ibiza, too,” he reminded, a warm smile on his lips.

“Oh yeah!” you giggled. “Tell me more about Paris, Roggie.”

Roger laughed to himself, closing his eyes. “It’s a surprise.”

You whined. “Well, tell me where else we’re going then. So I know what to pack!”

“It’s a year away, darling.”

“Just give me a tiny clue,” you pressed, holding up your thumb and forefinger to illustrate the size of the clue you desired.

But then, interrupting the tranquil scene, a gaggle of loud voices burst into the pop-up restaurant. They were all too familiar, much to Roger’s disappointment. “Shit,” he spat. He shot you an apologetic look and stood up, stretching out his arms to welcome his bandmates and their partners.

Freddie and Jim, Brian and Anita, and Deacy and Veronica all dragged seats up around your table, and began chatting to Roger. They congratulated him on his divorce and asked him what was next. All the while, Roger looked utterly bashful as he grasped your hand and gave it a series of reassuring squeezes. 

You wondered whether he was trying to communicate with you in morse code. You laughed to yourself at the thought. You didn’t know morse code; but Roger was smart, he probably did. You squeezed back. 

Thankfully, the attention turned away from him. He was free to talk to you again; getting his undivided attention against the backdrop of mindless, half-drunk chatter. He turned to face you. “When are we heading home, Kitten?” Roger half-whispered, stroking your hair.

“Getting impatient or is it past your bedtime?” you quipped.

Roger smiled and shook his head. Then looked back at you with a lustful glint in his eye. “I can’t wait to get you out of that bloody dress,” he teased, his hand finding its way to your thigh underneath the tablecloth. “And this is boring.”

“It really is, isn’t it?” you whispered moving closer to his neck. “I think we should try and get home now, Daddy.”

“What’s our strategy, Kitten?” Roger asked mischievously.

“Well, I had the seafood. I could pretend to be sick. And then…” you trailed off, jerking your head in the direction of the flat. 

“That might work,” Roger said, kissing your jaw.

Just as the moment escalated in heat, the sound of someone obnoxiously clearing their throat cut through your moment, forcing you and Roger to turn your heads towards the group that had so rudely decided to crash your date.

“What?” Roger asked, annoyance cutting through his tone. 

Deacy piped up. “It’s Veronica and I’s anniversary tomorrow evening. We were hoping we could do some celebrating. But we need a babysitter.”

Roger narrowed his eyes, pointing vaguely around the table to his friends and their partners. “Why can’t any of you?”

“I don’t want little Robert keeping us up with his crying and everything,” Freddie said. “You know how scratchy my voice gets when I don’t get enough sleep.”

Brian was next to offer up an excuse. “Anita and I were going to go out to the vineyard over there for a couple of nights.”

Roger straightened up in his seat as he considered offering his babysitting services. Just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, you were quick to interrupt.

“What about tonight’s babysitter, Deacy?” you asked. “Can’t you get them to babysit tomorrow?”

“She says she can’t,” Veronica explained. “She has exams at uni and she needs to be at all her lectures on weekdays. We tried.”

You and Roger gave a simultaneous sigh and looked at each other. “Guess we’re gonna have to do it,” you shrugged.

“Guess we do,” Roger agreed.

“Alright, we’ll do it,” you conceded, driving daggers through Deacy and Veronica in your mind. You didn’t want to but they didn’t leave you with much of a choice.

“He can sleep in the spare room,” Roger continued.

“And we’ll be on our best behaviour,” you added.

“Yeah, we’re gonna need to call everyone up and cancel the orgy we had planned. Shame, really. I was looking forward to it,” Roger remarked.

The joke didn’t land well. But it wasn’t far from the truth. Every night since you arrived in Montreux, you and Roger would spend your evenings in bed together, figuring out all the new and debauched tricks he could teach you. And figuring out what you liked and what he could do to please you. He loved to please. 

But the night after your ruined dinner date, you and Roger flitted around the flat in a frantic attempt to baby proof the place. Barricading the doors to all the balconies, locking away your restraints and sex toys, and removing all alcohol from your lower cupboards in the kitchen. Roger looked out of breath, standing in the middle of the living room with his hands on his hips, trying to find even the slightest thing that baby Robert might get hold of and hurt himself with. “Do you reckon we got everything?” he asked, squinting at you.

You shrugged. “I’m more concerned with how we keep him occupied all night.”

“Fuck. Do you know, I’ve never had to look after a baby before?” Roger said. “How do we do that?”

“I think you start by taking the word fuck out of your vocabulary, darling,” you said wandering through to the living room and wrapping your arms around him.

“And what do we feed them?”

“Something soft? I don’t know. Does he have teeth yet?” you asked. “When do they get teeth?”

“I’ll tell you, I don’t even know. I think he does. Last time I saw him he bit me.”

“Ah, right. Great. He’s a biter.”

“He’s weird. He looks like Deacy,” Roger said, flopping down on the couch.

You followed suit, straddling his lap. “Do you think we’ll be good at this?” you asked, running your hands up and down Roger’s chest. “Looking after a kid? I don’t even think either of us are grown up enough if I’m honest.”

“We probably aren’t, darling,” Roger sighed, giving your thighs a squeeze. “But we didn’t really have much choice did we?”

You laughed quietly. “I mean, for real, Roger. A baby of our own.”

Roger closed his eyes and allowed his imagination to run away with him, wondering what that might be like. He wasn’t going to lie, he loved the idea of being a dad. And if he was going to do it, it would have to be with you. “It’d be different if it was ours,” Roger sighed.

You let your own imagination delve into that thought, conjuring up images of Roger playing with a squad of blonde, feral kids that were undoubtedly his own. He’d be fantastic. Warm and wise, fun and fearless. You wanted that. But you couldn’t help but feel like your relationship was on shaky ground for the foreseeable. You’d have to see what next year’s tour meant for you.

“When do you reckon you’d want to…” Roger trailed off.

“When we’re ready. After the tour next year?”

Roger’s eyes flicked open. “That sounds good.”

“There’s a lot we need to figure out when you’re on tour.”

“Do you trust me?”

“Of course I do.”

He nodded. He already knew the answer to that, but sometimes he needed to hear it for himself. “Thank you.”

“You don’t need to thank me.”

“You’re gonna do the hard part,” Roger laughed. “Can’t be easy pushing a watermelon out of a small hole.”

“Roger!” you squealed, whacking his chest. “That’s disgusting!”

“That’s exactly what it is!” Roger retorted.

Interrupting your argument, the buzzer on the intercom sounded, notifying you that your tiny guest had arrived. Roger sprang to his feet and turned to you. “I’ll get it! You just see if there’s anything else Robert might hurt himself on while he’s on his way up.”

“I’m sure we’ll be fine, Roger,” you called as he left the room.

Out in the hall, Roger answered the intercom and buzzed Deacy and Veronica up to the flat.

You stayed put, wandering around the open space inside the living room, looking out at the early evening sunshine. You folded your arms and found yourself drawn to the window. The sun looked glorious. Deacy and Veronica had picked a fantastic night to celebrate their anniversary. You wondered where they planned on going. If you and Roger hadn’t been imposed upon, you knew you’d be sitting out on the street at Funky Claude’s – the pair of you quaffing overpriced cocktails and watching the people flit down the street in a midsummer daze. Bliss, you thought; far away from having to look after a pair of strangers’ child. Maybe you weren’t cut out for being a mother? You knew deep down that you wanted it, but you were still trying to figure out what was an acceptable age to stop giving your friends a bottle of whisky and a wire coat hanger as a congratulatory gift for getting themselves knocked up. You also balked at baby updates from them and couldn’t fathom why the vast majority of your friends ‘oohed’ and ‘ahhed’ over babies. Maybe you’d be a crap mother after all? That worried you. Especially after the weighty commitment you made to Roger.

So lost in your own woes, you hadn’t noticed Deacy, Veronica and their tiny terror entering your home. You had your back to the door, travelling away at a hundred miles an hour on the stress express.

“Darling?” Roger sang. “The Deacons are here.”

You glanced over your shoulder and, realising that the family had indeed arrived in all their finery, you turned to them. 

They were a humble pair. You would never have known that Deacy was a millionaire. He looked like the stereotypical industrious tightwad, you thought as you hugged and kissed the couple politely on the cheek and wished them well on their life sentence together. And when the niceties were over, your eyes searched the room for little Robert. “Where is he?” you cooed in a fake tone. “Where is the little guy?” You did your best to plaster on a wide, manic smile, that didn’t exactly sit right with you, but clearly hit the spot with the anxious parents. 

“Here I am!” the three-year-old called, blustering into the room, clutching a large dinosaur toy. “I’m here! I’m here!” He continued, finding his way to your leg and clinging to it for dear life.

You patted his head, and beamed down at him. “Well, we’re going to have lots of fun, aren’t we?”

“Yeah!”

Roger began to usher the couple from the flat, fearing that they might miss their dinner reservation. “He’s in good hands,” he reassured. “We’ll feed him at six and he’ll be in bed by seven.”

“And you’ll make sure you tire him out? He gets a bit restless in the hour leading up to bedtime. He sometimes won’t want to have his bath. Just make sure he’s tired when you do,” Veronica wittered.

Roger laughed, “He’ll be fine! You’ve left enough for him to be getting on with. Now, both of you, go, before you miss your reservation!”

“Fine, fine!” Veronica caved, pulling Deacy away by his arm. “We’ll pick him up in the morning. Hopefully we won’t be too hungover when we get him and we’ll try not to be late!”

The door finally closed leaving you and Roger solely in charge of Robert. In truth, you didn’t think he was going to be a problem. He sat on the sofa with his dinosaur and sent it zooming through their air while you and Roger watched him like he was a wild animal, and you were too afraid to spook him. Every now and then, you and Roger would lock eyes from opposite sides of the room. Soft looks that made you desperate to have each other. Suddenly all of those doubts about settling down together melted away.

“Robert, dear?” you began, sitting down beside the small boy. “Do you want a little drink of juice and a snack?”

Robert didn’t take his eyes off the dinosaur. Mumbling a quiet, “yeah.”

You looked up at Roger, exchanging confused looks; little Robert might prove to be hard work, still.

“How about we watch a film?” you suggested.

“Sounds nice,” he squeaked.

“What do you wanna watch, buddy?” Roger asked, giving the small boy his snacks and sitting down next to him. “Hm?”

“Don’t know.”

You and Roger looked at each other again, worried about how to keep him preoccupied.

“How about the Lion King?” you suggested.

“Yeah.”

Roger puffed out his cheeks and grabbed the remote, putting the film on. By his estimation, it would take you up to dinner time. And then bath time. And then bed. And you were free after that – an easy run at this parenting malarky, or so he thought. 

You and Roger enjoyed the first hour of the film before Robert piped up. “I have to pee.”

Half-asleep, Roger propped himself up. “Right, pal, come on. I’ll show you where the toilet is.”

“I’ll get dinner on,” you suggested. “How about chicken nuggets and chips?”

“Pee first!” Robert squeaked, tugging at Roger’s jeans.

“Fair enough,” you sighed as Roger and Robert disappeared  down the hall. 

Getting to your feet, you wandered over to the freezer. This was a staple when you were a kid.

You dumped the chips and the chicken nuggets onto a tray and then stuck the oven on. 

Robert was sure to like this; it had to be a winner to get the Deacon boy on side. But he was so like his dad that you could never tell if you were coming or going with him. Three years old and he already had that trait down to pat. 

You bunged the tray into the oven and glanced towards the cupboard full of wine glasses.

Roger and Robert sauntered back into the room and threw themselves back on to the sofa. There was only half an hour left of the film. Enough time to cook dinner. An hour, tops, and he’d be in bed.

You could do this.

“Did you find the toilet, okay?” you asked Robert. 

He nodded. 

“I’ve just put the dinner on. Chicken nuggets and chips? I even got the dinosaur chicken nuggets. Your daddy told me you liked those the best.”

“They’re my favourite animal!” Robert said, perking up. “I love velociraptors.”

Roger pondered for a moment, playing along. “I think I like t-rexes better. They’re bigger and they have funny little arms.”

“I always feel bad for them. Think of all the things they can’t do,” you said.

“Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?” Roger asked Robert with a fun look in his eye. “I think you’d love it. There are lots and lots of dinosaurs in it.”

Robert smiled and shook his head. “Can we watch that?” he asked, turning around and deferring to you. 

“Oh, I don’t know,” you began, wracking your brain for all of the non-child-friendly things in the film. You weren’t about to let a child in your care go to bed straight after having seen a film that gave you nightmares when you saw it as a child. “It’s a bit scary for you, Robert.”

“I’m a big boy. I can handle it,” Robert smiled, looking at Roger for back up.

“I mean, it’s not that bad is it, really?” Roger said. “He can eat his dinner and watch it. And then bath time should give him a little bit to calm down if it gets too scary.”

“Please!” Robert pleaded, clasping his hands together and begging you with his wide hazel eyes. “I won’t tell mummy and daddy, I swear.”

Sure, it scuppered your plans for wine, but maybe you could sneak some if he was so engrossed in the film. You’d have to look after him for longer before he went to bed. Then there was the possibility of nightmares while you were busy getting drunk and doing god knows what with Roger in the middle of the night. Is this what parenting entailed? If so, you could safely count yourself out of the game for the foreseeable future. 

But the little boy looked adorable, presenting his dinosaur to Roger.

“Is there any of these in the film, uncle Roger?” he asked.

“Well, if Auntie Grump lets us watch it, we can find out for ourselves, can’t we, pal?” he said, taking the dinosaur and jumping it along the coffee table.

You dropped your arms down by your sides and gave a dramatic sigh. “Oh, alright! But you need to eat all your dinner, and be in bed on time, ok? No excuses!” you said, wagging your finger at Robert and Roger. You shot Roger an especially stern look.

Roger put the film on while you kept an eye on dinner. He had no problem connecting with the boy; of course. He was Roger. Everyone and everything gravitated towards his warm and inviting nature. 

They huddled together on the sofa, with Robert’s dinosaur, and watched in amazement at how real all the dinosaurs on screen seemed.

“Do you think they used real dinosaurs for this?” Robert asked in awe.

“I think getting real dinosaurs might have been a bit expensive,” Roger explained.

Truth be told, Roger was going to make a fantastic father and that, in itself drove you insane. You almost felt guilty for still having reservations about this, seeing how much Roger enjoyed looking after Robert. The soft look on his face as he carried Robert through to the spare room when he fell asleep during the film made you want to jump on Roger there and then. 

But he looked exhausted as he wandered back into the living room. He hadn’t done anything except chat to the small boy for a few hours. But it was enough to make him collapse back on to the couch and breathe a sigh of relief as he closed his eyes.

“You’re really good with him,” you said, taking your place beside him.

“I tried as well as I could,” he said, wrapping his arm around your waist to pull you even closer to him.

You patted his chest, congratulating him for getting through the evening. “Kind of makes me think we should get some practice in,” you laughed.

“Yeah?” Roger asked, widening his eyes. 

You nodded and sat up breaking away from his embrace. “But first, I think we need some wine.”

“Wine would be lovely.”

Roger watched you over the back of the sofa as you opened the fridge and plucked out a perfectly-chilled bottle of prosecco. Even though his lids hung heavy over his eyes, you knew he felt exactly the same way as you. He couldn’t focus on the bottle or the wine; his eyes were glued to you and the way that your body moved as you sashayed back over to him, swaying your hips as you carried two glasses of golden bubbly goodness back to the sofa.

He took his glass and held it up. “Well, cheers to baby making I guess,” he smiled.

“To baby making,” you agreed, clinking your glass against his and knocking it back. Your body relaxed in an instant.

“That dress looks nice on you, by the way,” Roger commented, thumbing at the material over your thighs. “Really shows off those lovely hips of yours. I love it.”

Blood rushed to your cheeks, feeling like he had you under a microscope. “Thanks. You look… like the perfect dad?” you responded, squinting one eye, unsure of the point or the tone you were trying to go for by giving him that compliment. 

“That supposed to be a compliment?” Roger asked, swallowing the last of his wine.

“I like my men old and refined, so yes,” you smiled.

Roger grinned and glanced over to the fridge. “Why don’t we take the bottle to bed?”

You sat up straight; heart pounding, stomach fluttering. “Won’t Robert notice?”

“He’s out cold.”

“But what if he has nightmares and walks in?”

“We just tell him it’s a special grown up cuddle. My mum told me that all the time.”

“Yeah, so did mine but it didn’t stop it traumatising me,” you giggled. “We’ll need to be really quick.”

Roger drew his calloused fingertips underneath your jaw. “What’s the point in being quick, Kitten?” he purred. “It takes time to do things properly. Don’t you want to enjoy it?” He was dangerously close to your lips. So close you could practically taste the wine on his.

You froze feeling a surge of adrenaline course through your veins. Your voice shook. But you gave in. “Yes.”

Roger’s hand skirted underneath the hemline on your dress, caressing your thigh as he spoke to you. “So should we take the wine through to the bedroom and get started, Kitten?”

“Yes, Daddy,” you sighed, leaning in to plant a firm, lingering kiss on Roger’s lips. “You get the wine.”

He didn’t need to be told twice, springing to his feet. But he had to play catch up with you. You were already in the centre of the bedroom, shrugging out of your dress, letting it pool around your feet. When he caught a glimpse of you standing there in just a set of skimpy lingerie, he stopped in his tracks, clutching the wine and glasses in a shaking grip. “Thought we were going slow, Kitten?”

You glanced over your shoulder, purring, “Is this too much for you, Daddy?”

This left Roger at a loss for words. All he could do was watch as you slunk over to the edge of the bed and sat down, patting the space beside you. Beckoning him over.

He complied, handing you a glass and filling it. Then filling his own. You could hear his breath wavering in his chest and he almost spilled some wine as his hands trembled.

“Drink up, Daddy,” you reassured.

Roger downed his glass and hastily sat it down on the floor.

“Do you need something to help you relax?” you asked, trailing your fingers down his chest. “Because I can help with that.”

“No, no, Kitten. Let me do all the work, please,” he gasped, slinking down on to the floor and settling on the carpet between your legs. His hands worked their way up your shins as he peppered  quick, eager kisses along the insides of your thighs. “You just sit there, drink your wine and look pretty,” he instructed, before moving on to the opposite thigh to lavish it with the same care and attention. “Let Daddy take care of you…”

Roger’s mouth was something akin to a religious experience. You relished the opportunity to have him planted squarely between your legs any chance you could get. You loved how hungry – ravenous – he became. He could never resist. It didn’t take him long before his fingers looped underneath the waistband of your underwear and yanked them down.

Finishing the rest of your wine, the glass drooped out of your hands and dampened the sheets with the dregs as you eased back.

Roger’s tongue worked at your folds, lapping away at them and gathering all the sweet, heady wetness he could find, groaning enthusiastically as he savoured every drop. He tugged and nipped at them, pulling them between his lips, sucking at the sensitive pink flesh until it swelled and tingled. He knew how to amp up the need you felt. His hands gripped at your bottom, adding another layer of delicious sensation to the mix and forcing you further on to his mouth, getting as close as he possibly could to make you writhe against his tongue as he dipped it inside you. 

You knew exactly what Roger was trying to do. He was trying to get you to cry out in pleasure, rippling his tongue inside you. Curling it in on itself. Fucking you. A precursor to the onslaught his cock was poised and ready to deliver when it came down to it. 

But you were so aware of the sleeping child in the next room. You clamped your hand over your mouth in a desperate bid to avoid giving Roger the rapturous praise he desired for stringing you out to the point of orgasm in minutes flat. Instead, you quietly quivered.

Roger’s tongue was dangerously close to your clit.

If he couldn’t get you to scream his name, he had to try a different tactic. 

Pursing his lips together and sucking on that little bundle of nerves, he flicked his tongue wildly over it at the same time. 

This was electric. 

That move had the intensity of a thousand wildfires being set ablaze all over your body, racing towards your cunt. It had you clawing at the sheets in no time.

But the kicker came when his fingers replaced his tongue, burying themselves inside you. One, two, three, four. Stretching you out close to your limit and pumping away in rapid, damp motions that would’ve completely given you away had you had adult company. Your body rocked in time to every single thrust, your cunt tightening around his hand more and more.

But you still couldn’t let go of your inhibitions.

It was too dangerous.

“Tell me how much you like it, Kitten,” Roger hummed.

“I fucking love it, Daddy,” you sighed in desperation. He just kept you in a mind numbing trance of being right at the very edge. And you wished with your entire being that you could just step off already. “I need to come so badly,” you whined.

“What’s wrong, Kitten?”

“I just can’t let go.”

Roger looked concerned as he shuffled up the bed towards you; so close that you caught your scent on him. “Are you ok?” he asked.

“I’m fine, I just can’t do this with the boy in the next room,” you sighed.

“That’s ok,” Roger whispered, nestling his face against your neck. “Slowly.”

“Slowly,” you agreed, wrapping your thighs around him and grabbing a fistful of his hair to kiss him deeply, tasting yourself on his lips.

His hips stirred against yours as the moment grew in intensity, your tongues lapping away at each other’s. Arms tangled and fingers raking through each other’s hair. Two bodies glued together, and moving as one. “I want you so much,” he murmured as he broke the kiss.

“Have me,” you smiled, kissing his nose. You tugged at one of the belt loops on his jeans. “But you’re gonna need to lose the clothes first.”

“Right, yes,” he said, stumbling backwards on to his feet. “Good idea.”

For some reason, Roger seemed nervous too. You his hands still shook as he fought to undo the buttons on his shirt and tug down the fly on his jeans. There was something arousing about watching him shed his clothes for you; soon enough, your own hand returned to that spot between your legs to try and finish the job Roger started.

He settled between your thighs again and looked down. Your hand was still working overtime – he loved to watch but only for so long.

The tip of his cock pressed deliciously up against your entrance. So inviting, given how swollen Roger’s cock was, leaking precum over your already dripping slit. You manoeuvred your hips, trying to grasp it, to suck it in, to coax him, but Roger wasn’t playing ball.

Instead, he pumped his hand around his length, reminding you of just how much he could fill you. 

Your pleasure-addled brain needed to have it. 

But he wasn’t giving you it. 

You let out a needy whine, coupled with a desperate, “Please.”

Roger laughed to himself, moving on to phase two of his teasing. 

Your hips might have been trembling wildly, but he still managed to slide his cock up and down over the length of your  cunt, making his cock slick and glistening with your juices.

You repeated another feeble plea. “Please, Roger fill me.”

“I will, Kitten, don’t worry,” he said softly, still teasing you in the most horrific and torturous way. “But first you need to tell me what exactly you want. What’s making you so desperate, Kitten?”

Your mind drew a blank and your hips clearly had no consideration for Roger’s line of questioning. All they wanted to do was seek his cock out and have him fuck you mercilessly, like an animal in heat. 

“What’s got you all riled up?” He repeated. “Use your words, Kitten.”

Your fingers still circled your clit, by now making you a complete and utter mess. 

He wasn’t going to get any sense out of you, that much was clear. 

But it didn’t stop him from trying. He slapped your hand away. Then, when you recoiled, he slapped your cunt. “Use your words, Kitten. You’re not getting my cock if you don’t.”

“Oh but Daddy…” you protested, rolling your hips. “I just want…” you couldn’t verbalise it. The urge inside you. The reason you were so frantic.

“You want me to pump a baby into you, Kitten, don’t you?” he said, replacing your fingers with his own.

God those words sent a shiver right through you in the best way. A growl rumbled in your chest as you arched your back against his efforts. “Mmm, please knock me up!”

“That wasn’t so hard,” he soothed. 

But nothing could prepare you for the savage way that his hips snapped into you, forcing a yelp from your lips. 

“You want me to knock you up? Hm, Kitten?” he asked, pressing his lips on to your neck to mark it up and claim you. 

“Oh god, yes.”

“Say it, for me, Kitten,” he scolded. “Tell me what you fucking want. I want you to beg for it,” he continued, pounding you into the mattress with his weight on top of you. “Just so I know you’re sure.”

Your brain was so fogged, but now that Roger had reminded you of why you were in this position, the words came more easily. “Knock me up, Daddy,” you whined. “I’m ready. I want it.”

“Good girl,” he whispered, kissing your jawline, a trail all the way up to your mouth. “You’re gonna be such a good mummy. So fucking sexy too. I can’t wait to see you grow and for everyone to know what I did to you.”

The way he talked was exactly what you needed to send you over the edge and you didn’t care who heard. Clutching at the sheets, you thought your entire soul was shaking as you hurtled through powerful convulsions and contractions that milked every single drop of come Roger could muster right into you.

You and Roger collapsed in a sweaty breathless heap together, with him still on top of you. Your brain tried to fathom what had just happened. 

It all became clear when Roger rolled off of you, and looked your way with the biggest, softest grin you had ever seen.

“Think that did the trick?” he asked, reaching sideways to pat your belly.

In between trying to catch your breath, you still had enough reserve to crack a joke. “You know, for someone who claims to have a biology degree, you have a shocking lack of understanding about human reproduction.”

Roger laughed, batting his hand through the air. “I’ve watched the Discovery Channel. It’ll be fine.”

“Better throw the rest of my pills out if we’re serious,” you said.

“Only if you really want to. I’m in no way wedded to the idea.”

“Yes you are.”

His rosy cheeks puffed out into a grin akin to a chubby cherub that you just couldn’t resist: “Maybe I am.”

[casino-au-eggman]

I've done a couple Casino Egg x Boom Egg oneshots, I really wanna get to doing a Casino Egg x modern one next 💜 and all three together eventually 👀

[egg-emperor]

Please don't stop shipping Boom eggg x casino egg! Its too cute and lewd

I have complicated feelings on Casino AU Egg X Boom Egg now and Boom Egg in general for reasons but I've been trying to get back into it because it did become a huge and pretty important part of my AU over time. plus the main thing in the way of me doing that fully is just my own mind now so I'm trying to work through it

and when I read some of my old cute and ns4w concepts and fic back I miss them and when I see how he was drawn here I remember how I can find Boom Egg cute sometimes. I also did manage to finally write something with him involved with Casino Egg and modern Egg on my kink blog again

I almost dropped it all together and now I'm on and off with it but I've created more stuff with them a bit now so it's progress. I'm glad there's still interest too, it's motivating for me to continue doing stuff with them. they're especially fun to write when I feel there's an audience enjoying it as much

I also appreciate that you enjoy them for the entirety of what they are for being cute but also lewd because when Casino Egg is involved it always is lol. I think some people would prefer me to sanatize them to make them more palatable and that was one thing that also kinda soured me but Casino Egg's sexuality is very important to his character and it makes me happy that people enjoy it hehe. they still get up to a lot of cute stuff too, cuter than anything I'd ever write with main canon Egg XD

I appreciate any cute or hot or fun prompts for me to work with to ease me back into thinking and writing about them more on this blog, my main ns4w or kink blogs so keep em coming, I'll probably get back into fully indulging in it properly because I still think back to them fondly from time to time as it becomes less painful and more fun again

[daddy-eggman]

Casino AU Eggman would get Boom Eggman a pink collar where the straps of leather connect to a metal heart shape in the middle. but you know he gets it custom high quality made with rose gold and real gems instead to make it excessively expensive and it's comfy and soft, because he only wants the best for him. and he'd get like a real gold chain leash for it to be really extra about it lol

of course it also has a little bell that Casino Egg loves to hear. it's cute and fitting for when Boom dresses as a cat maid too. Boom is shy at first but Casino Egg is delighted when he calls him out of the closet, hears the bell jingle and sees him in his cute pink collar, fluffy cat ears, tail, and maid outfit with a short frilly skirt. the look of adoration he gives him and how he ends up giggling and drooling when he curtsies and gives him a twirl makes Boom much more confident.

Casino Egg would playfully scratch behind his ears, run his tail through his hand, and grab him by his little waist to pull him closer against his big soft tummy. he gives him loving kisses and tells him he's such a pretty kitty as he slips his hands under his skirt where he's surprised with him wearing pink heart print panties that drive him crazy. and he likes to make the bell of the collar jingle while he bounces him on his lap 🥰💜

[joelcsdefsch]

Avenue south residence brochure4

With spring right around the corner, it's time to put away the winter gloves and coats and dust off the suntan lotion and binoculars. To be sure, there's nothing like being able to soak up rays and refresh in the swimming pool following one of the most intense winter seasons on record - more than 60% of the U.S. was reportedly blanketed in snow earlier this year. That being said, it's no surprise travelers are more than ready to hit up picturesque beaches, fine restaurants and lively nightclubs in Miami, Los Angeles, Las Vegas and other spring break hot spots as the weather heats up. Read on for a taste of what awaits you at these meccas for fun, sun and much more.

Party in Miami

Known for its pearly white sand beaches and booming nightlife scene, everything about South Beach oozes fun and vibrancy. Fashion shoots and star-studded events are standard here, thus earning Miami a reputation as an oasis for the fashion forward. Shopping options are endless, from the popular Dolphin Mall in Doral to fine boutiques on Ocean Drive to a wide collection of stylish designer stores in the heart of the Collins Avenue Fashion District. Then there's scores of chic, Art Deco hotels nestled on South Beach, each within minutes of the city's hippest attractions. Among them are the trendy Whitelaw Hotel; Hotel Chelsea, an Art Deco fixture since 1936; the Beach Paradise Hotel, whose design was inspired by Spanish mansions of old; and the Deauville Beach Resort, which over the years has Avenue south residence brochure  attracted the likes of celebrities like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.

Let Loose in Los Angeles

I'd be remiss to discuss Los Angeles shopping and nightlife without highlighting Beverly Hills and West Hollywood. The former includes world-famous Rodeo Drive, a shopping district famous for its upscale boutiques and shops. Passing through West Hollywood is the Sunset Strip, an area where colorful and expansive billboards are easy to find, as are various restaurants, nightclubs, and - if you're lucky enough - a celebrity or two. Like Miami, Los Angeles is a playground for beachgoers as thousands flock to Venice Beach, among the city's other sizzling beaches, to catch some rays or hang ten. Hotel Angeleno - a Joie de Vivre Hotel - and Hotel Beverly Terrace, two boutique properties in close proximity to Beverly Hills and Hollywood, make great places to unwind after a day of non-stop action in SoCal.

Live it up in Las Vegas

Dazzling lights and an ever-festive ambiance make Las Vegas a popular vacation hot spot year year-round, and spring break is certainly no exception. With scores of famous casinos, towering hotels, fine shops and renowned restaurants, it's no surprise the city has been dubbed "The Entertainment Capital of the World." Most of the world-famous Strip's best shows and attractions are found on the resort properties that line it. Take Stratosphere Casino, Hotel and Tower. Aside from boasting the largest observation tower in the United States, it proves that Florida and California are far from the only places for theme park thrills. Guests can enjoy heart-pounding rides including X-Scream and Insanity, both of which propel you anywhere from 27 to 64 feet over the edge of the Tower. Racing aficionados will love Speed - The Ride, a state-of-the-art roller coaster at Sahara Hotel and Casino's Nascar Cafe Entertainment Center. If your idea of fun involves getting wet, guests should not miss Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino, a Four-Diamond Award winner each year since 1977. The Tank is a $30 million complex featuring a shark tank, private cabanas and an exhilarating 3-story waterslide.

Tour NYC's Stellar Attractions

Though New York City likely won't sit atop your list of top beach destinations anytime soon, it nonetheless has enough attractions to keep travelers, no matter their age, well-entertained over the course of spring break. Catch a New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden, photograph the Statue of Liberty, watch a show on Broadway, tour the Museum of Modern Art, spend an afternoon unwinding at Central Park, or delight your palate at one of Chinatown's many fine restaurants. Your options for things to do and places to see are endless. Within walking distance of these attractions is the Belvedere Hotel, an Art Deco style hotel that features a state-of-the-art fitness center and popular Rodizio-style steakhouse, Churrascaria Plataforma. Other notable properties include Affinia Shelburne at Lexington Avenue and the Eastgate Tower Hotel in Murray Hill.

Explore Europe

If you're looking to break out of your usual routine and travel abroad for spring break this year, you'll find a wealth of fun things to do and landmark attractions to gawk at in Europe. Among travelers' favorites: the Louvre and always-striking Eiffel Tower in Paris, the historic Coliseum in Rome, and Museumplein, a spacious square along which four museums are set in art-rich Amsterdam. If you'd rather be doing something a bit more lively, each city hosts tons of exciting events year-round and features plenty of nightclubs, shops, restaurants and sporting venues to suit different tastes. Properties to check out include Villa Eugenie and Tonic Hotel Du Louvre, two of Paris' finest; Hotel Savoy and the Ripa Hotel, two four-star gems in Rome; and Grand Hotel Amrath, a 5-star masterpiece nestled in the historic heart of Amsterdam.

[suppersanchez]

Pimped Out Poker: Bling Out the High Rollers

With the worldwide domination of Poker, it appears that everyone is entering into on the act. From movie stars to musicians, poker is more and more filtering into ordinary existence. The ever mounting jackpot prizes, now averaging inside the millions of greenbacks, and its lateral enlargement into mainstream media including the televised World Series of Poker on ESPN, Celebrity Poker on Bravo and the European Poker Tour on Euro sport, best show the capability of gambling to continuously reinvent itself to attraction to Generation X. Today on-line poker appears to be the modern guarantor of destiny boom inside this enterprise. It will collude in bringing the world together in a manner that has most effective been visible in a different industry (I'll go away that to you imagination)  188xoso.com The the front runners profiting from this craze is within the global of hip-hop. Rappers such as Jay Z - a global empire unto himself - and Ja Rule are becoming in on the sport. Their get admission to to the bling way of life has given them a unique edge on the loads of other on-line poker websites out there. You can now listen to your favorite hip-hop artist, as you play all of the casino video games, win bonuses like concert tickets and behind the curtain passes, take advantage of exclusive sign-up bonuses and other precise promotions.

Rap artist Pony Boi, author of MTV's Sorority Life and Fraternity Life reality suggests is also bringing a hip-hop poker display to the MTV era. Called 'Bring it to the Table' wherein participants of well-known rap collectives compete towards each different in a poker sport. In 'Bring it to the Table',  groups of famous rap collectives from different regions will compete in a poker sport wherein the pot is a chunk in their "Bling" (a watch, bracelet, or pendant). The prevailing bling could be auctioned off with all proceeds going to the winner's preferred charity.

More recently, Snoop Dogg has introduced that he could be website hosting a Rapper's Challenge Texas Holdem Tournament, a one-day poker event in the titillating city of Miami, on-board a Casino Ship at the Port. This no restriction challenge is anticipated to draw celebrities and pinnacle poker players from throughout the globe. Twenty seats are reserved for seasoned poker champions and seats are still to be had for all challengers. A Celebrity VIP Charity Tournament could be occurring on the identical time with $50,000 going to the winner's selected charity.

Snoop Dogg will emcee, at the same time as his Uncle Reo chefs his well-known BBQ at the pinnacle deck. There will be stay entertainment during the day with well-known rappers and different hip-hop artists. In the evening, the famed Monday Night FightKlub rap contestants can be competing for a $25,000 prize. The event, filmed for a future tv airing, simply highlights the possibility for people with the imaginative and prescient to profit in this trend. The celeb endorsement now gives a greater holistic imparting with sex enchantment emulating from the wealth, jewels, reputation, and fortune gained with every booty. Perhaps online casinos and the poker world in fashionable have to take note of the entrepreneurial spirit of hip hop stars and their capability to again a winner.

[crusherthedoctor]

What is your favorite of the non-OVA video game cartoons? (Nothing against OVAs, I just want a hard(ish) question)

AoStH, I guess?

I would never seriously claim that it’s a great show with OR without looking at it as a Sonic the Hedgehog show, and on the whole, yeah, it’s basically just a Diet Coke Looney Tunes. But I have to admit that some of the crazy stupidity involved does amuse me at times, I like Scratch and Grounder, and for all his extra-comical tendencies, it’s portrayal of Robotnik could actually be surprisingly competent and threatening, and not necessarily on the rare occasion either. Also, it actually incorporated a lot of elements from the games, like Casino Night… even if they often looked nothing like the original versions. :P

SatAM may be better from a technical standpoint, but it’s arguably even less like a Sonic the Hedgehog show (there’s Sonic, there’s Tails, there’s a guy called Robotnik, and there’s robots, and that’s it), and even in spite of that, I think it’s an average cartoon at best due to having an obnoxious protagonist and a one-dimensional antagonist, among other things.

Underground is Underground.

Sonic X could have been great, and occasionally it does have moments of greatness (eg: the Helen episode), but it’s ultimately bogged down by far too many problems, regardless of whether it’s the original Japanese version or the 4Kids dub. And when you get past the use of the Modern character designs, it’s not really that much more like a Sonic show compared to the other cartoons, instead feeling more like a non-specific anime with Sonic characters haphazardly thrown in. Especially by the time of the Metarex Saga.

Boom is generally pretty decent, but a few personal grievances (such as a not-very-evil Robotnik, and the constant Sonamy shiptease milking) hold it back a little compared to AoStH, which for all it’s silliness, I don’t really have that many personal points of contention with.

[maggabytes]

Here are my answers to "30 Sonic Questions!" (Had to copy and paste so I could answer them all lol)

1. Why did you become interested in Sonic? Because i thought he was super cool and just interesting i guess. 2. How did you hear about Sonic? From seeing him in the Sonic and Mario at the London 2012 Olympics trailer. Thats where i first remember seeing him. People never talked about him much. 3. How long have you been a Sonic fan? 5 years and still going! 4. Favourite male character(s)? Sonic, Shadow, and Tails are my top three! 5. Favourite female character(s)? Blaze and Rouge. Blaze being my most favorite female character. 6. Favourite game(s)? Sonic 2, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles. 7. Favourite vocal theme(s)? Escape From The City and the Zebrahead version of “His World” 8. How much merchandise do you have, if any? A ton of action figures and plushies, games, two blankets, a shirt, a hat, a cup, and a candy tin. 9. How many Sonic games do you own? 22! 10. Got any clothing or apparel? A shirt and a hat.My other shirts I had got too small :/ 11. AoSTH, Satam or Sonic X? Sonic X! 12. Archie or Fleetway? Archie! 13. Favourite Sonic form? Pick one. Super Sonic! 14. Classic, Dreamcast or Modern? Pick one. Modern. 15. Favourite Sonic level(s)? Basically all the casino and amusment levels. Ive always liked the lights and sounds of amusment parks and casinos, so thats probably why. 16. Favourite Sonic soundtrack(s)? Sonic Rush is probably the one I listen to the most. 17. Favourite Sonic music track(s)? Spring Yard, Star Light, and again, most of the casino levels XD 18. Got any remixes you like? Some of the dance remixes are pretty good! I recommend Sky Sanctuary! 19. What do you contribute to the fandom? (art, writing, edits, videos) Some awful art and videos. 20. Do you closely follow Sonic related news? Yes. 21. Been to Sonic Boom? No… 22. Been to Summer of Sonic? No… 23. Got any fan characters? Yes, but I would rather not share them lol 24. Any artists you admire? Not many. I dont read the comics often but the art is still epic! 25. Favourite voice actor for Sonic? Whoever did it in Sonic Unleashed. I forgot lol. 26. Favourite official art style? Probably the Adventure style. 27. What do you like about the fandom? That they are all so nice, talented, and way past cool! 28. What do you like about Sonic? (the character) Hes fast, free, and will always help those in need. Hes heroic, and has fun mocking Eggman and taking him down! 29. Met any Sonic friends through the fandom? Yes. I usally meet people on trips, then i never see them again. 30. Excited for Sonic’s next birthday? YOU KNOW IT!!!!

[chiquitosilver]

Tagged by: @thespeedhighway THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ☺☺ U SEEM LIKE SUCH A COOL PERSON!!

How long have you been a Sonic fan?: since I was born tbh..Like since I was maybe 4-5 yrs old? It’s been a long time!!!

First Sonic Game played: Sonic Mega Collection i miss playing it :’-)

Top 3 favorite characters: SILVER, Espio, and Nicole!!

Favorite vocal track: Dreams of Absolution, it makes me really emotional in a happy way and I love it so much. ALL THE VOCAL TRACKS R SO GOOD THO!!

Favorite non-vocal track: Twinkle snow

Top 3 games: Sonic Heroes, Sonic Rush, and Sonic Advanced 3! I wanna play so many others but I can’t :’-) having no money is tough yo

Top 5 stages: Hang Castle, Night Carnival, Toy Kingdom, Twinkle Snow, and Casino Park!

Favorite team: Team Chaotix

Favorite Game intro: Sonic Riders, its so nice to me idk why

Which game has the best story: SONIC ADVENTURE 2!!! It has a lot of flaws and stuff like that but all in all it was great!! I really need to play it one day :’-)

2D,3D, or both: Both! They do a very good job animating everything! It’s really nice!

Sonic Mania or Sonic Forces: Both sound great, but I’m really excited for forces!! The story sounds so good and silver u guys…he’s going to be in it soooooooo

Which character(s) would you want to see in the Boom show: silver, blaze, rouge, and team chaotix haha that’s a lot but oh well~

Best Sonic show: sonic x

Favorite era (Classic, Adventure, modern, boom): It’s between Adventure & Modern

Tag 5 or more people: @transilver @kresenique @goldenespe @my-dream-of-absolution @casino-night @amyisbi if you guys want!!!~✨

[dweemeister]

A list of all films featured in 2017′s 31 Days of Oscar

This is the exhaustive list of all 400 short- and feature-length films featured during this year’s 31 Days of Oscar marathon.The mark of 400 is down from 410 in 2016′s ceremony and up from 323 in 2014 and 170 in 2013. Best Picture or Unique and Artistic Picture winners are in bold. Asterisked (*) films are films I haven’t seen in their entirety as of the publishing of this post.

The Gold Rush (1925)

Chang: A Drama of the Wilderness (1927)*

The Patent Leather Kid (1927)*

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)

Two Arabian Knights (1927)*

Wings (1927)

The Crowd (1928)

In Old Arizona (1928)*

Speedy (1928)

White Shadows in the South Seas (1928)*

A Woman of Affairs (1928)

The Bridge of San Luis Rey (1929)*

The Broadway Melody (1929)

The Love Parade (1929)*

All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)

The Big House (1930)

The Dawn Patrol (1930)*

Min and Bill (1930)*

Morocco (1930)*

The Right to Love (1930)*

Arrowsmith (1931)*

Grand Hotel (1932)

What Price Hollywood? (1932)*

Flying Down to Rio (1933)*

42nd Street (1933)

Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)

The Prizefighter and the Lady (1933)*

Flirtation Walk (1934)*

The Gay Divorcee (1934)

Imitation of Life (1934)*

The Lost Patrol (1934)*

Of Human Bondage (1934)

The Richest Girl in the World (1934)*

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Captain Blood (1935)

Folies Bergère de Paris (1935)*

The Informer (1935)*

Top Hat (1935)

Camille (1936)*

Dodsworth (1936)

The Garden of Allah (1936)

General Spanky (1936)*

The Great Ziegfeld (1936)

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936)

San Francisco (1936)*

Swing Time (1936)

The Good Earth (1937)                                  

The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)

Shall We Dance (1937)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Wee Willie Winkie (1937)*

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Alexander’s Ragtime Band (1938)

Mother Goose Goes Hollywood (1938 short)

Drums Along the Mohawk (1939)*

Gone with the Wind (1939)

Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)

Gulliver’s Travels (1939)

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

Ninotchka (1939)

Stagecoach (1939)

Abe Lincoln in Illinois (1940)

Boom Town (1940)*

The Grapes of Wrath (1940)

The Great McGinty (1940)*

Kitty Foyle (1940)*

Pinocchio (1940)

Rebecca (1940)

The Sea Hawk (1940)

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

Dumbo (1941)

The Flame of New Orleans (1941)*

Hold Back the Dawn (1941)*

How Green Was My Valley (1941)

The Lady Eve (1941)

Topper Returns (1941)*

Bambi (1942)

Casablanca (1942)

George Washington Slept Here (1942)*

I Married a Witch (1942)*

The Magnificent Ambersons (1942)

Now, Voyager (1942)

To Be or Not to Be (1942)

The War Against Mrs. Hadley (1942)*

Cabin in the Sky (1943)

The Constant Nymph (1943)*

Five Graves to Cairo (1943)*

Madame Curie (1943)

The Song of Bernadette (1943)

Watch on the Rhine (1943)*

Double Indemnity (1944)

Gaslight (1944)

Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)

Home in Indiana (1944)

How to Play Football (1944 short)

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

Blithe Spirit (1945)*

Donald’s Crime (1945 short)*

The Lost Weekend (1945)

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)

The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

Humoresque (1946)*

The Yearling (1946)

The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947)

Black Narcissus (1947)

Body and Soul (1947)

Gentleman’s Agreement (1947)*

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947)

Good News (1947)

Bicycle Thieves (1948, Italy)

Hamlet (1948)

I Remember Mama (1948)

Portrait of Jennie (1948)

Red River (1948)

Wet Blanket Policy (1948 short)*

Adam’s Rib (1949)

The Hasty Heart (1949)*

The Heiress (1949)*

Look for the Silver Lining (1949)*

Mighty Joe Young (1949)*

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)

Twelve O’Clock High (1949)*

All About Eve (1950)

The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

The Gunfighter (1950)

Harvey (1950)

The African Queen (1951)*

An American in Paris (1951)

Royal Wedding (1951)

Strangers on a Train (1951)

The Bad and the Beautiful (1952)

Forbidden Games (1952, France)*

High Noon (1952)

The Quiet Man (1952)

The Romance of Transportation in Canada (1952 short)

Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

Calamity Jane (1953)

I Vitelloni (1953, Italy)*

Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday (1953, France)*

Ugetsu Monogatari (1953, Japan)

The Caine Mutiny (1954)

Carmen Jones (1954)*

Magnificent Obsession (1954)

Rear Window (1954)

Sabrina (1954)*

Seven Samurai (1954, Japan)

Them! (1954)

Interrupted Melody (1955)*

It’s Always Fair Weather (1955)

Around the World in Eighty Days (1956)

The Brave One (1956)*

The Captain from Köpenick (1956, West Germany)*

Friendly Persuasion (1956)*

The King and I (1956)

Lust for Life (1956)

Qivitoq (1956, Denmark)*

The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Perri (1957)

12 Angry Men (1957)

The Big Country (1958)

The Defiant Ones (1958)

Gigi (1958)

Torpedo Run (1958)*

Vertigo (1958)

Ben-Hur (1959)

Black Orpheus (1959, Brazil)

The Great War (1959, Italy)*

Hiroshima Mon Amour (1959, France)*

Imitation of Life (1959)

The Nun’s Story (1959)

Porgy and Bess (1959)*

Some Like It Hot (1959)

Exodus (1960)*

Inherit the Wind (1960)

Spartacus (1960)

La Dolce Vita (1960, Italy)*

The Magnificent Seven (1960)

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

Divorce Italian Style (1961, Italy)*

The Parent Trap (1961)

Through a Glass Darkly (1961, Sweden)*

West Side Story (1961)

Days of Wine and Roses (1962)

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

The Miracle Worker (1962)

The Music Man (1962)

Tlayucan (1962, Mexico)*

To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

The Birds (1963)

The Great Escape (1963)

This Sporting Life (1963)*

The Gospel According to St. Matthew (1964, Italy)*

A Hard Day’s Night (1964)

Kwaidan (1964, Japan)

My Fair Lady (1964)

The Pink Panther (1964)

Seven Days in May (1964)

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)

The Unsinkable Molly Brown (1964)

Doctor Zhivago (1965)

The Shop on Main Street (1965, Czechoslovakia)*

The Sound of Music (1965)

A Thousand Clowns (1965)

The Battle of Algiers (1966, Algeria)

Seconds (1966)*

Casino Royale (1967)*

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Divorce American Style (1967)*

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (1967)

The Happiest Millionaire (1967)*

In the Heat of the Night (1967)

Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967)*

Two for the Road (1967)*

The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967, France)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (1968)*

Oliver! (1968)

The Subject Was Roses (1968)*

A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1969)

Midnight Cowboy (1969)*

Z (1969, Algeria)

The Great White Hope (1970)*

Patton (1970)

Tristana (1970, Spain)*

Fiddler on the Roof (1971)

The French Connection (1971)

Shaft (1971)

Cabaret (1972)

Cries and Whispers (1972, Sweden)*

Live and Let Die (1973)

The Paper Chase (1973)

Robin Hood (1973)

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Claudine (1974)*

Phantom of the Paradise (1974)*

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Barry Lyndon (1975)

Dersu Uzala (1975, Soviet Union)

Farewell, My Lovely (1975)*

Jaws (1975)

Nashville (1975)*

Bound for Glory (1976)*

Carrie (1976)

Logan’s Run (1976)

Network (1976)

The Slipper and the Rose (1976)

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Star Wars (1977)

That Obscure Object of Desire (1977, Spain)*

Days of Heaven (1978)*

La Cage aux Folles (1978, France)*

Midnight Express (1978)*

Alien (1979)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Best Boy (1979)

Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)

The Maids of Wilko (1979, Poland)*

Moonraker (1979)

The Muppet Movie (1979)

The Elephant Man (1980)

Mon oncle d'Amérique (1980, France)*

Ordinary People (1980)

Man of Iron (1981, Poland)*

On Golden Pond (1981)*

Poltergeist (1982)

Never Cry Wolf (1983)

Trading Places (1983)*

Amadeus (1984)

Purple Rain (1984)

Brazil (1985)

Ran (1985, Japan)

Otello (1986, Italy)*

Au Revoir Les Enfants (1987, France)

The Last Emperor (1987)

Mannequin (1987)*

Maurice (1987)*

The Princess Bride (1987)

Coming to America (1988)*

Rain Man (1988)

Stand and Deliver (1988)

Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

Glory (1989)

The Little Mermaid (1989)

Goodfellas (1990)

Hamlet (1990)*

Total Recall (1990)

Backdraft (1991)*

Boyz n the Hood (1991)*

The Fisher King (1991)*

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Aladdin (1992)

Unforgiven (1992)

The Fugitive (1993)*

Geronimo: An American Legend (1993)*

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Clear and Present Danger (1994)

Il Postino (1994, Italy)

Legends of the Fall (1994)

Quiz Show (1994)*

Babe (1995)

Mr. Holland’s Opus (1995)

DragonHeart (1996)

Hamlet (1996)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Children of Heaven (1997, Iran)

Contact (1997)

The Horse Whisperer (1998)*

The Prince of Egypt (1998)

Shakespeare in Love (1998)

The Green Mile (1999)*

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000, Taiwan)

Ghost World (2001)*

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

Training Day (2001)

Dirty Pretty Things (2002)*

Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Aviator (2004)

Hotel Rwanda (2004)

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004, Japan)

Million Dollar Baby (2004)*

Vera Drake (2004)*

Capote (2005)

Water (2005, India)*

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)*

Dreamgirls (2006)

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006, Mexico)

In the Valley of Elah (2007)*

The Kite Runner (2007)

Persepolis (2007, France)

The Visitor (2007)*

Departures (2008, Japan)*

Doubt (2008)

Coraline (2009)

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

The Secret of Kells (2009)

Chico & Rita (2010, Spain)

The Illusionist (2010, France)

The King’s Speech (2010)

Tangled (2010)

Adam and Dog (2011 short)

The Artist (2011, France)

The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore (2011 short)

The Help (2011)

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)

Ernest & Celestine (2012, France/Belgium)

Head over Heels (2012 short)

Boy and the World (2013, Brazil)

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013, Japan)

Bear Story (2014 short, Chile)

The Dam Keeper (2014 short)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me (2014)*

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Song of the Sea (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

Carol (2015)*

Creed (2015)

Embrace of the Serpent (2015, Colombia)*

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Room (2015)

Spotlight (2015)

The 9 Academy Award nominees for Best Picture including the winner, Moonlight (2016)

The 15 Academy Award nominees in Best Animated, Documentary, and Live Action Short Film (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

Loving (2016)

Moana (2016)

My Life as a Zucchini (2016, Switzerland)

The Red Turtle (2016, France/Belgium/Japan)

Rogue One (2016)

Star Trek Beyond (2016)

[casino-au-eggman]

Welcome to the Strawberry Casino!

Art by @/tunesofanarchy

This is a blog for all things related to the Casino Eggman and the alternate universe he lives in. It will mostly compile posts, concepts, art, and fic from other blogs but there may be exclusive original posts from time to time and asks are open here too.

AU is 18+ for themes of violence and explicit content.

About and tags navigation guide below:

Get to know Casino AU Eggman before you continue!

Art by @/creativelychaotic and Adam Bryce Thomas!

Name: Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (didn't get his doctorate!)

Age: 56-58 (in timeline AU takes place)

D.O.B: May 6th 1946

Sexuality: Gay gray aromantic hypersexual

Height: 6’ 1"

Weight: 382 lbs minimum - 550 lbs maximum

Occupation: Owner of Strawberry Casinos global chain, owns multiple other companies and invests in a number of different things like clubs, bars, theme parks, studios, etc, too. Secretly a mob boss, terrible crime happens behind the scenes

Favorite food: Strawberries, candy, cake, donuts, junk food, fast food, anything sweet and sugary

Accessories: Heart shaped glasses, gold tooth, cigars, golden and gem jewelry, short neat polished nails, the color pink, strawberry scent, anything love heart and strawberry related

Personality/defining traits: Deceitful, manipulative, dangerously charming, flirtatious, perverted, wealthy, evil, greedy, lustful, and passionate.

Loves: Casinos, strawberries, modern Egg, Zobotnik, King Shahryar, (various versions of Eggs dimension hop to him!) Sonic, Tails, sex, money, alcohol, food, luxury, being a sugar daddy, fashion, crossdressing (forcing others to dress up for him), jewelry, cute things, Chao, murder and violence, scamming and backstabbing lol

You can see more art of him here!

Tags navigation guide:

Main tags:

#about him (for learning about Casino Eggman)

#concepts

#fics

#asks

#reblogged 

#og post

#ns4w

#modern eggman (posts including main universe Eggman)

#boom eggman (posts including Boom Eggman)

Shipping tags:

#shipping

#self ship

#casino x boom

#casino x modern

#casino x modern x boom

Enjoy your stay!

[eggluttony]

Boom Egg and Casino Egg can stuff modern Eggman to the gills and gently rub, pat, and kiss his big full belly while telling him it's getting so big and soft and beautiful and while he knows he should be worried by how much he's gaining, it will get him blushing hard and giggling and sighing because they feed him so well and make him feel so good and loved. He's become so addicted to eating way too much and being praised for it and he can't help himself when they encourage and enable it and he's rewarded so well

But immediately after that Zobotnik can do the same and grab his fat belly but in a much more teasing condescending way like "wow look at the state of you! this fat belly is getting so big, you really need to lose weight!" and it makes modern groan and pout because he makes him feel embarrassed and hyper aware how he's gaining way too much. But he also still blushes and sighs when Zobotnik squeezes and smacks and jiggles his belly because it feels good and he's so conflicted. Zobotnik loves this reaction, he finds it cute and pathetic and he loves to push his buttons hehe 💜