#modern au yellowjackets obviously

[shaunamilfman]

insp from this. had to type this up real quick after seeing it.

shauna shipman would so have one of those broody poet Tumblrs where she posts like original writing and reblogs angsty quotes from like wuthering heights and shit. she has an Instagram and a Twitter but mostly because Jackie made her. all of her Instagram is just posts of Jackieshauna or like books in coffeeshop type vibes. her twitters pretty empty she just replies to her friends posts. she has a tiktok but only so Jackie can send her stuff.

Jackie Taylor queen of Instagram. she'd have a lot of those like layout ones with the 3x3 grids. tons of pictures of jackieshauna or just her alone. she has one picture of her and Jeff from like 3 years ago but that's it. she has a Twitter but it's just to stay up in everybody's business lmao. she follows shauna on Tumblr but that's it. she's super into tiktok but doesn't post all that much. she used to make shauna do all the dance trends with her in middle school and it makes her wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

Van Palmer has a Twitter solely to post links to her letterboxd reviews and retweet movie announcements and shit. she has like 3 posts on Instagram and she's only pictured in 1 of them. she mostly uses it to comment 😍😍😍 on all of Tai's posts. Van was a big Tumblr user in middle school but def grew out of it. Van is strangely big on tiktok for someone who almost never posts. she has a sense of humor though that would do numbers on tiktok for sure.

Tai Turner is a big Twitter user. she's super into like politics and stuff and gags the hell out of random politicians in the quote tweets. she also retweets all of Van's letterboxd reviews. her Instagram is a bunch of pictures of her, her and van, and the other yjs. she tries to keep her Instagram professional but Van's commenting 🍑🥵 a little too much for that lmaooo. never had a Tumblr. has a tiktok so van can send her stuff.

Mari is big Twitter user. she will use it to stay up in everyone's business and gossip. so many private quote retweets lmao. big Instagram/tiktok user as well. she tried to hard to be an influencer though so it's mostly embarrassing. has a Tumblr that she solely uses to comment insults on Shauna's Tumblr poetry. don't ask her how she found it, Mari knows all.

Lottie Matthews gives me technophobe vibes for some reason. she's def out there like "kids these days 🙄. always on their phones". she'd have a huge following on Twitter though and would predict celebrity deaths/divorces.

Nat Scatorccio had a not like other girls phase where she thought she was too good for social media in middle school. she's embarrassed about it but unfortunately has no idea how to use most of it now. has a Twitter and an Instagram only. she does numbers on Instagram though let me tell you.

Misty Quigley has Twitter, Instagram, Tiktok, Tumblr, etc but she only really posts on reddit. She's big in a lot of reddit circles and people like @ her specifically for stuff. I think she'd do numbers on like true crime tiktok though. Mari has a burner account just to comment hate on Misty's tiktok lmao. On everything else she follows like 3k people and is followed back by bots and Jackie.

Laura Lee would have an Instagram that she posted Bible verses and encouraging quotes on. She has a Twitter where she comments "disappointed 😥" whenever someone uses religion to be homophobic. her parents only let her use the internet for an hour a day though so she doesn't post super often.

[ultrone]

𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

i only write for young shauna. she's +18 in all smut content.

click here to see yellowjackets masterlist.

⋆ ꉂ one-shots — wc 2k+

talk me down : pre-crash — shauna comes over to jeff's place to hook up, completely unaware that his younger sister, you, are home too. she gets mad at him for saying he was home alone, since you obviously realized that they're having an affair. shauna begs you not to tell jackie about it, and you agree, but only under one condition.

sleepover with pervy bsf shauna : pre-crash — pretty self-explanatory lmaooo :)

coach's sister : modern au — shauna and coach ben’s little sister falling in love.

seven minutes in heaven — you join a 'spin the bottle' game at a party and get paired up with shauna.

look after you (jackieshauna) — you hurt urself while skating and ur gfs take care of you. part two

we never change — you piss shauna off during a hockey match after not seeing each other for three years.

constructionworker!shauna

⋆ ꉂ drabbles — 1k to 1.5k

only in dreams

⋆ ꉂ blurbs — less than 1k

shauna reacting to u calling her pretty : pre-crash

“i think i’m pregnant,” tlou scene with shauna : tlou2 au

riding shauna’s face

shauna with spidergirl!gf : superhero au — 02

⋆ ꉂ headcanons — bulletpoints

dating shauna shipman : pre-crash

her reaction when jealous, simping, and angry

older sister shauna : pre-crash or modern au

shauna taking care of reader when sick

reader being the wilderness dad that stepped up

⋆ ꉂ tags

shauna shipman thoughts — contains every ask i’ve answered that is related to her.

jackieshauna — contains everything i've posted related to jackieshauna, including asks.

[mistyheartrbs]

assorted yohane Thoughts. under readmore just in case anybody else is actually watching love live in 2023

-love that even in a fantasy au - exactly the thing she’s always trying to grasp at in lls - yohane is still a total loser. girlfailure in every era

-the worldbuilding is neat; i’m a big fan of “fantasy elements in a modern world” and this one does a lot of that - though it’s weird to me that they made numazu bigger? in lls it was crucial to the plot that it was a rinkydink beachside town; it set aqours apart from their predecessors (who lived in tokyo and thus had access to more resources) and gave the series a lot more personality. none of that comes through in the yohane iteration, which is especially weird given how often yohane herself complains about it being a nowhere country town while the visuals don’t match up with that at all. also why is dia, a teenager, running an entire township. 

-lailaps is great but why is her mouth animated like that. either give her telepathy or animate her talking regularly instead of just like. opening her mouth and echoing words. it’s not fun to look at and they obviously have the animation budget to do better lipsyncing

-on the subject of lailaps the one unforgivable element of this show thus far is them completely retconning riko’s fear of dogs. yes i know it’s an au and these characters are obviously different from their lls counterparts but there’s something...weird about taking a trait so integral to a character (and one that’s also funny as hell - why the yohane writers didn’t run with “she’s afraid of dogs but this dog can talk and has opinions on this” i have no idea) and flipping it around to something nicer and cuter. this series definitely has a leg up over nijigasaki (and presumably any followups) in terms of letting its women have flaws (yohane herself is a lazy, greedy, self-centered brat who doesn’t want to work for anything for most of the first two episodes, though even that has already started to waver unfortunately) but it still feels smoothed over with that same brush, anything particularly ugly (riko’s fear of dogs - a girl having an ugly and stupid reaction to something - transposed to lailaps’ fear of bugs, because lailaps is a dog herself and is therefore allowed to be silly and stupid in a way these young women are not) sanded away. we’re only two episodes in and mari hasn’t even shown up yet so for all we know there could be more of that lls-era teenage messiness but in the meantime...well. back to yellowjackets i go

-love that maru’s just living her little cottagecore life with her giant pig. if we actually get yohamaru endgame in 2023 i’ll forgive this show for everything outlined above.

-i am probably not the target audience for love live anymore, if i ever was - when i was the same age as some of the characters i could forgive its flaws more easily - but despite everything i want this show to be good. and i want there to be more aqours spinoffs. and i want one of them to be set in space.