#mod nailbunny

[jthm-opinions]

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Mr Eff: *clicking pen*

Psycho-Doughboy: *clicks pen in response*

Nailbunny: Stop that.

Mr Eff: Stop what?

Nailbunny: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Psych-Doughboy: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Mr Eff: That’s... exactly what we did.

[jthm-opinions]

[jthm-opinions]

[jthm-opinions]

[jthm-opinions]

[jthm-opinions]

I've noticed a lack of "confession"-type accounts in this community, one of the staples of Tumblr fandom. What's better for an incredibly small, and insulated community than a space for everyone to share their thoughts without consequence due to the advent of anonymity? You send in headcanons, or opinions, lore, or facts about JTHM and we'll post it for the world to see with complete neutrality no matter how much we violently disagree with you, or how you say it! Doesn't that sound just swell? We've very few rules, but we won't post anything that's so blatantly against TOS that it'd jeoprodize this account getting terminated.

— Mod Nailbunny — Mod Johnny — Mod Darkness — Mod Edgar — Mod Devi — Mod Phlegm

---> MOD RULES - DON'T USE SLURS - DON'T BRING PERSONAL OPINIONS TO THE BLOG - DON'T BROADCAST PERSONAL INFORMATION - NO ABLEISM, RACISM, TRANSPHOBIA - PLEASE RESPECT ALL FORMS OF RELIGION - DON'T CHANGE THE RULES WITHOUT TAKING A VOTE - EVERYBODY SHOULD BE MEAN TO MOD CUCK AKA MOD EDGAR AND SEND HIM MEAN ANONS BECAUSE HE'S GAY

[jthm-opinions]

"achilean" what the fuck is that? achilles didn't die for you people to invent more ways to be gay and annoying online oh my god. also i'm gay and trans nobody is more bothered by irl homophobia than i am. way to out me, dickhead. christianophobia isn't real your religion is the most dominant in the world, fuck off with that imperialist missionary shit and let me worship satan in peace. tenderqueers like you with pronouns in bio deserve to be shamed. also you're breaking the rules against ableism and religion-shaming realitychecking me, and fakeclaiming my godkin. - mod darkness⸸

i'm mod darkness or jimmy. i'm a faggot who likes the goth comic. godkin and demonkin. based and schizopilled. true schizoaffective and wolf therian. hobbies include setting small fires, building pipebombs out of cleaner, worshipping the dark lord through hymns and sacrifice, and getting in touch with my inner animal soul by wandering the streets at midnight to howl. i'm infested with fleas. i'm a luciferian and i think the comics are cool no pronouns for you because i'm nor/mal just guess.

[jthm-opinions]

I’ve been following and tracking this blog with my boyfriend since the 13th December and I am fucking horrified with where this has gone. I can’t fucking believe I’m watching all of you sentient clown shoes fighting and debating like 6th graders over whether or not you should kick out an actual tcc necrophile arsonist who literally makes bombs for fun or an annoying dox-happy preacher. This is disgusting and shameful of every single one of you.

You all should’ve handled this shit a long time ago. Nipped it in the bud. But you didn’t and now you’re all stuck here.

When all of this petty bullshit was starting to go down, I thought this was a parody like SFRJ (yes, I am SFRJ anon. Yes, I do regret it.). But no. This is real. This isn’t a joke anymore and people could actually get hurt now. All of you need to kick both Jimmy and Edgar out and put this blog on a hiatus as you settle this in private and manage the damage that was already caused. I repeat: SETTLE THIS IN PRIVATE.

I understand that you’ve all been through rough shit, wading through the swamp of fuckshittery and all that, but I don’t care. My sympathy for you all is up my ass and it’s not coming out because every single one of you have been enabling Jimmy and his—what’s the word—bullshit? Shenanigans? Spiral? I don’t even know if there’s a noun accurate enough.

I woke up at 01:00AM on goddamn Christmas morning to screenshots and a video that documented some of the most disgusting and horrific shit I’ve ever seen on this hellsite, and this is coming from someone who used to watch gore reaction videos for fun.

Devi, Nailbunny and Phlegm if the poor bastard is still around at this point are the only mods who I can tolerate, and two of them don’t even have intros. The sparse confessions and mediocre entertainment aren’t worth it anymore. I’m frustrated and—dare I say it—furious. Johnny C would be revolted at all of you. Not just Jimmy or Edgar, all of you.

Fuck, man.

Wretched holidays and good fucking riddance.

i'm sorry to hear you've had such a rotten start to the holidays, anon. you're right, this should've been handled a while ago. a lot of us didn't know jimmy super well before we started the blog, so by the time we realized the extent of his everything, the situation got impossible to navigate. while i'd have just kicked them if it was that simple, it isn't. the others will just kick me out instead if i do anything without majority approval from the other moderators. that and the blog is hosted on jimmy's account. we started the blog before we knew about the members feature, so it's going to be a tumblr custody battle to get this all sorted out. i've just been trying to discourage public tomfoolery here on the blog and mediate behind the scenes.

ideally this would've all been settled privately. however now that everything's been brought to the blog we have a responsibility to explain ourselves in whatever actions we take going forward. all the moderators have talked today, and we've come to an unfortunate compromise. the decision of who's going to be kicked off the blog, be it jimmy, edgar, or both of them, will be decided by our followers as all parties are allowed to make their case. basically, we're holding a trial. i'm so sorry, anon. no matter what decision is made. we'll be taking a hiatus afterwards as we decide on their replacements. - devi (she/it)

[jthm-opinions]

i'm mod devi. just a gal who likes jthm. transfem bi ace i like horror movies, ask me about the chucky, evil dead, saw, and nightmare on elm street franchises if you can find my sh2 sideblog i'll give you a gold star pretty sure i'm the oldest mod aside from nailbunny? i'm not super knee deep in fandom discourse i'm just here to see what happens and because nailbunny asked me to join.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Johnny: *crying*

Nailbunny: What?

Johnny: It’s just *sniffs* it’s so beautiful how much they love each other.

Nailbunny: Johnny, it’s a commercial.

Johnny:

Nailbunny: For a refrigerator.

[jthm-opinions]

if anybody's getting kicked off it's not going to be me. i said what i said, edgar's a gay little cucklet and actually i took a vote before creating that rule you just weren't asked about it. it was decided by majority. nailbunny, myself, and johnny voted. edgar should've been kicked forever ago for fucking leaking my phone number and filling the inbox up with it, and you all knew it was happening too and didn't do shit.

he's just mad johnny's matching icons with me instead of him, and we've been e-dating behind his back for weeks now. - mod darkness⸸

hey can somebody explain to me why this was added to the rules? you did it right underneath the "don't change the rules" rule too i'm at my limit with you guys. somebody's getting kicked off the mod team today and we're going to do it by vote like a bunch of civilized people instead of vagueposting back and forth like neanderthals. we need to at least appear like we're a functional "confessions" blog - devi (she/it)

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Nailbunny (to Mr Eff): Yay, you told a joke!

Psycho-Doughboy: Wh- Mr Eff is funny.

Nailbunny: Hey, you told a joke too!

[incorrectjthmquotes]

JOHNNY and NAILBUNNY

JTHM Belongs to @jhonenv

The quote belongs to incorrectjthmquotes

@incorrectjthmquotes

~

Hi this is very good thank you for the submission!

-Mod M

[incorrectjthmquotes]

oh my god, thinking about the comic as a show/movie is so g o OD. honestly my thoughts take me to bloopers and parts that were probably made up on the spot,,like,,devi actually hitting nny because the script said to for the date scene (she misread and feels bad about it), nny forgeting the script and sometimes making up some random Purple Prose on the spot, Todd forgetting his lines and everyone being super supportive, The Doughboys being voiced by nny, EDGAR VOICING NAILBUNNY 4 no reason jdddhh

(2/2) or maybe Krik and Dillon voicing the Doughboys?? they were main characters, but nobody actually saw them,,, so the show decides to put them on screen as cameos jdjddjsj 

Actually, in canon Nny does ask why Nailbunny has his voice, so I think in that scenario (as JTHM being a movie) Nailbunny would be voiced by Nny! I think it would be really clever if PDB and Mr. Eff were voiced by Krik and Dillon! As for Nny and his lines, he is the King of Improv. He can basically take any situation where say, if someone forgot their lines, like Todd, and totally roll with it and get the production back on track.

~Mod Meep