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mulletfriend · 6 years ago

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hey!! do u have designs for the other kids yet? id be interested in seeing what u do with it (like backstory, presumably humaned stuck?)

oh, like, looks-wise they’d just look like my regular designs mostly, except for the clothing? roxy wears this hoodie and basically school high school hoodies are a Big Thing at least in warsaw, so the kids and the trolls go to rival junior high schools and they wear their hoodies a lot…..

i don’t think i’ll be writing anything/doing a comic lmao it’s mostly a Fun Thing to torment my friends with

when it comes to like, backstories, they all live in warsaw bc im unimaginative lmao and will write what i know. specifics under the cut bc its gonna get long

linkk in case tumblr is being Bad again (x)

john: janek egbert - he loves this dude and websites like kwejk or wykop….. or komixxy…. a big polish youtuber stan overall…. (of which i cant name more than two so rip) one of those sheltered kids that doesn’t go outside facebook. downloads apps with jokes on them when he’s like 11 and memorises all of them.

dave: dawid przechadzalski - listens to gang albanii ironically and runs his school’s meme page, wears adidas ironically and smokes russian cigarettes to seem cool. remixes disco polo to sound bearable.

jade: jadźka harlska - collects świerzaki and słodziaki (which are collectible plushies you get for spending enough money at a certain supermarket) instead of squiddles. big maria sklodowska-curie stan.

rose: róża londaj - strong opinons on mickiewicz vs słowacki. follows demotywatory. had a blogspot blog filled with edgy poetry and short stories. one of the goths that like to freak out old ladies on public transport

jane: janka krocka - an heirress to wedel. loves ojciec mateusz so much. she has this 1930s eastern accent?? i cant find a good clip but it’s basically much softer with different ls, kinda latvian-sounding. gets all of her fandom content from pinterest

jake: kuba angielski - boy oh boy does he love polish comedies. has seen every shitty seasonal comedy that’s in theatres. can quote them. will quote them. won’t be bothered by the dead silence that follows. one of the people that gets furious when you tell them you haven’t seen “one of the classics of polish cinema”. has the same accent as jane. has parents over in england so he lives with his grandma.

roxy: roksana “ksenia” londaj - runs a facebook fandom page. does bad fanfic translations on wattpad. writes slowackiewicz fanfiction. uses the #polishgirl and #warszawskalala hashtags on every one of her photos on instagram. she was the first one in primary school to get one of those chunky colourful smartphones (idk i think they were samsung galaxies? like almost everyone had them at some point) and wore 321324321 charms on it.

dirk: darek przechadzalski - writes his own bad polish rap. is in like 8234901230 fake-deep discussion groups on facebook, constantly gets kicked out for being condescending and weird. one of the dudes that’s way too much into the 17th century history, though he is critical of it and has written many essays on the reasons why it was actually bad. still owns a historical replica of the swords used then.

i’m not done with the trolls yet, but basically teresa pyrop (tz) also runs a high school meme page and loves sedzia anna maria wesolowska and also ojciec mateusz, wiktoria szerkit (vriska) is one of those ““metalhead”“ junior high schoolers that just radiate grease and will judge you based on your opinion of metallica’s black album, sollux kapturski for whomst i font have a first name yet is a nonsensopedia mod and karkat aka kacper wantas watches m jak miłość and also na dobre i na zle and all the other terrible telenovelas im forgetting and writes essays on them on his blogspot blog and also loves those angsty quotes pages that all seem to now be deactivated but were everywhere around 2012. i may have given this too much thought.

if anyone wants to join the fun i’d love to see any other hell content for this au. i may end up drawing the kids but we’ll see.

#asks #anon #tysm lmao i love this bullshit au #:3 #polishstuck #oh also john watches niekryty krytyk #jesus what happened to that guy is he still pumping out bad content? is he even alive??

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salty-geralty · 4 years ago

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These are so cool @rozovvy so I'm straight up stealing this, apologies for the long post:

Skellige isles or the continent? Skellige all the way. I remember when I first got there and immediately fell in love with the sounds, the sights, etc.

Velen or Toussaint? Toussaint because I'm a classy bitch like that.

Novigrad or Beauclair? Beauclair (see above) and also because of the sexy vamps running around everywhere.

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree? CB when I'm feeling spicy (see above), but usually under a tree because aint nobody got time for that.

Inns or Brothels? Brothels 😏

Caves or Ruins? Ruins for the asthetique™

High or low difficulty? Usually medium tbh, but I have done a Death March playthrough that was pretty killer.

Going back to old save: yay or nay? Only for trophy cleanup lol

Mods: yay or nay? I play on PS4 so no mods for me, but I love what mods are capable of.

Mini-map or no mini-map? Mini-map, def

Roach or Fast travel? As much as I love Roach, fast travel all day every day, that's a no brainier.

Roads or Boats? Boats. But fuck all sirens.

Specters or Relics? Specters.

Beasts or Hybrids? Hybrids because they're more fun.

Necrophages or Vampires? Vampires, vampires, and more vampires pls. 🦇🧛🧛‍♂️

Orgroids or Elementa? Elementa. They're more of a pain in the ass, but better rewards.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones? Both. Both are good.

The Caretaker or the Crones? FUCK THE CARETAKER AND HIS CRUSTY ASS. Crones ftw. Also because it was so satisfyingly metal to roll into their Blood Lair to fuck them up.

Botchlings or spotted Wights? Spotted wights because of the cool backstory.

Godlings or Trolls? Trolls because they're sweet in some ways.

Sirens or Harpies? NEITHER THANK

Killing or sparing? Killing. 🗡️

Dijkstra or Roche? Roche for the night 😏, Dijkstra for the day in court.

Vesemir or Crach an Craite? Vesemir for the sage wisdom and Hot Topic shoulder pad realness.

Eskel or Lambert? Eskel, the sweetheart. Bless him.

Keira or Philippa? Philippa. 🦉

Cerys or Hjalmar? Ceyrs Fuck-the-Patriarchy an Craite.

Syanna or Anarietta? Anarietta for the wardrobe, pomp, and circumstance.

Yen or Triss? Triss for being an unhinged cutie. 🎀🔥

Ciri or Geralt? Geralt because of a his big... inventory.

Regis or Dettlaff? Dettlaff because he's an unhinged cutie. 🦇💍

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm? Olgierd because of them big macho mascles.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec? Iris because I want to be just that goth when I grow up. ☠️

Shani or Dandelion? Shani because I love me an articulate scholar trying to make it through a sea of fuckboys to get that degree.

Johnny or Sarah? #Janek.

Sorceresses or Witchers? Witchers for the Winterfell vs. King's Landing approach to politics.

Druids or the local holy man? The local holy man for them good herbs. 🌿

Food or Swallow? FOOD. 🥐🧀🍇🥩

Decoctions or Potions? Decoctions to keep things interesting.

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance? I'm a completionist, so hunting is who I am as a person.

Saving coin or spending coin? Saving then spending coin like a baller. 🤑💸💰

Looting or buying? How do you think I got all that coin? 💵💲💵💲💵

Upsetting the guards or following the rules? "Following" the rules. 😈

Igni or Axii? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #itslitfam

Yrden or Aard? 🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️ #blowme

Signs or blade oils? Quen. Like, literally just quen.

Crossbow or fists? 👊👊👊

Settling down or staying on the path? Settling down as long as my trophy hunting is done.

Gwent Cards or Swords? 🗡️🗡️🗡️

Beard or no beard? Delicious 5 o'clock middle ground pls.

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”? Puss peepers. By far my fave nickname in the game.

Thanks! This was fun. 😁

i was tagged by @advena87 to answer some questions about the witcher 😊

Skellige isles or the continent? Continent. I’m not a big fan of this whole “viking” vibe.

Velen or Toussaint? Tough choice, but I’d say Velen. It feels more real.

Novigrad or Beauclair? Novigrad for the same reason as Velen.

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree? Meditating under a tree. Corvo Bianco is beautiful, but honestly I’m too lazy to go there everytime i need to refill my potions.

Inns or Brothels? I don’t really like paying 100 crowns for some random sex scene lol so i choose inns.

Caves or Ruins? I think they’re both kinda boring, but at least ruins are pretty.

High or low difficulty? Even tho i always play on low difficulty, somehow i still manage to get my ass kicked every time.

Going back to old save: yay or nay? Nah, I don’t really see the point in doing that.

Mods: yay or nay? The only game in which i use mods is the sims lol.

Mini-map or no mini-map? Sometimes i get lost even when i use mini-map, so playing without it would be terrible tbh.

Roach or Fast travel? Fast travel. As I’ve said before, I’m lazy. 🤷‍♀️

Roads or Boats? Roads, I hate boats with burning passion.

Specters or Relics? Relics are more interesting, but Specters have cooler design so I’d say both.

Beasts or Hybrids? Hybrids.

Necrophages or Vampires? Vampires are way more interesting.

Orgroids or Elementa? Orgroids.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones? Cursed Ones because they’re usually related to some cool quests.

The Caretaker or the Crones? Neither really scared me, but the Crones were way more disgusting. (i wanna puke everytime i see Weavess’ eye/eyes/whatever tf it is)

Botchlings or spotted Wights? Both!!!

Godlings or Trolls? Trolls. Unpopular opinion, but Godlings are kinda annoying.

Sirens or Harpies? Sirens.

Killing or sparing? Sparing.

Dijkstra or Roche? Dijkstra. Roche is a good friend to Geralt, but he’s plan sucks + I don’t really like him to be honest. ( i wish i could save Thaler and Ves tho)

Vesemir or Crach an Craite? Crach an Craite.

Eskel or Lambert? I like Eskel, but Lambert is one of my favorite characters from The Witcher.

Keira or Philippa? Philippa was great in books but Keira stole my heart in TW3.

Cerys or Hjalmar? I like them both, but Cerys is a way better ruler than Hjalmar.

Syanna or Anarietta? Syanna is more complex than Anarietta. (but i always choose the ending where she dies and Dettlaff lives anyway)

Yen or Triss? I’d say Yen, but i like Triss as well.

Ciri or Geralt? Geralt.

Regis or Dettlaff? Regis.

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm? Gaunter, Olgierd got what he deserved.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec? Iris.

Shani or Dandelion? Dandelion, i like Shani but she was pretty annoying in TW1.

Johnny or Sarah? Neither.

Sorceresses or Witchers? Sorceresses. Especially the lodge.

Druids or the local holy man? Druids.

Food or Swallow? Swallow.

Decoctions or Potions? Potions, decoctions are kinda useless on low difficulty.

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance? Usually per chance.

Saving coin or spending coin? Spending. You don’t have to save coin if you steal trash from villagers. :P

Looting or buying? Looting.

Upsetting the guards or following the rules? Following the rules. Some bread and empty bottles aren’t worth it.

Igni or Axii? Igni.

Yrden or Aard? Yrden.

Signs or blade oils? Signs.

Crossbow or fists? Crossbow is useful only underwater, so fists.

Settling down or staying on the path? Settling down, let the old man rest.

Gwent Cards or Swords? Gwent Cards.

Beard or no beard? No beard.

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”? “Puss Peepers” is funny, “Mutant” is just rude lol.

I’m not tagging anyone, but feel free to steal it. 💕

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