#mod birdy 🪶

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

“That is an underaged character!! That character is literally a minor!!!”

This is an attempt to anthropomorphize a fictional concept in order to argue that it should be given special treatment and control what type of content people can and cannot create surrounding that fictional content.

They are fictional characters, and fictional characters can depict certain things! But being underaged and being a minor are concepts that can only apply to real human beings.

[nrcnewspaperclub]

Welcome To Our Club!

this serves as a Masterlist for the blog and will be updated as time goes on last Updated: October 29, 2024

Introduction

This blog is run by the members of the NRC Newspaper Club. Each post will have tags that mark down the club member that answers them and the asker’s name/emoji(s) Current members: 🪞, 🪸, 🪶 Current readers: 🍋, Atlas, 🥀, voidlesslove, 🐦‍⬛✨, 🌿 mod, 🐚 mod, 🪼, 💛⭐️, 🕷️, info anon, 🐇, 🪻, 🍒, Floyd Leech, Yuu, 🍊, 🟦, catfish, 🍄, Mono, Lost anon, gardening club, 🐾, 🎲, Ignihyde Splatoon Anon, Ignihyde Translator, 🎤, 🪡, ⚔️, 🦖, 🍭🕷️, 🐍❤️, 💫, 🦇❤️, 🐇🃏

Rules

1. Homophobia, transphobia, ableism, racism, sexism, etc. will not be tolerated here 2. We do not care if you do or do not name the people in your asks, just please try not to directly involve us in your business 3. Please, do not badmouth the Mostro Lounge (we can’t afford a defamation lawsuit or anything of the sort) 4. confidentiality is important to us! do not expose/doxx any of your fellow readers please and thank you 5. if possible, please reblog our posts. It helps the blog stay alive 6. no nsfw or general thirstiness. //It makes me feel somewhat nauseous and I will most likely not answer it. I have been pretty lenient on it before, but I don’t want to see it anymore.//

Extra Tags

//lore drop// - explaining things about the club members //ooc - out of character post. any ooc messages within a post shall follow this format: //canon character interactions are allowed//. Ooc messages in the tags will follow this format: //ooc: just make sure to sign with their name/emoji(s)// Old Lore - posts that no longer align with the current canon New Lore - posts that do align with the current canon [reader: anonymous] - any unmarked/unnamed askers

Need to Catch Up?

🪸 vs 🐚 - the fight between NRC Confessions’ 🐚 mod and NRC Newspaper Club’s reporter 🪸 club room spider saga - that time a spider, identified as info anon’s “birdie”, broke into the club room and the events that followed afterwards the cursed cooking of lilia vanrouge - 🪞 dramatically lamenting their vice housewarden’s cooking skills (or lack thereof) interview the mods - A 100 follower celebration! readers are allowed to ask questions about the mods from the provided list, which they will answer (//in character unless stated otherwise//) status: ended 🟢 or 🚩- Nerei(🪸) decides whether your crush is a red flag or a green light reblog from (insert name) - used to filter who we’ve reblogged a post from. This includes: nrc confessions, Styx health & safety, ourselves, micah del ray, ace trappola, and many others!

The Mods’s (and other mentionable people) profiles can be found [to be added]

The NRC Newspaper Club is in no way responsible for any injuries*, illnesses, property damages, etc. the readers may experience and/or cause

*including collarings from Riddle Rosehearts’ Unique Magic, Off With Your Head

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

I’m literally begging y’all not to disclose your trauma in order to justify and validate your tastes in fiction.

The people who are or you fear are going to get on your case about your fantasies, taste in fiction or how you identify? Do not give a shit about you. Or the trauma you have faced. They don’t give a shit about other trauma survivors either, and they don’t care about how callous and shitty they seem. All they care is about controlling and policing people they think they might have a sliver of power over.

You can block or clown or do whatever you want. (I recommend blocking, don’t feed the trolls) But please for the love of god do not tell random strangers on the internet who have absolutely no business knowing you’re traumatized and have X Y and Z mental illnesses from it.

Don’t reveal yourself as vulnerable, don’t paint that target on your back, and don’t give people access to possible triggers that may hurt you.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

*pssst*

Pass it on, you don't need to have trauma to be allowed to engage in super taboo kink scenes or fiction.

The burden and onus of proof that something is the direct cause of harm is dependant on the person who believes that it is harmful.

Kink is a healthy expression of sexuality, and fiction is one of the safest ways to indulge in kink. Have fun, drink water and keep it peachy!

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

I would much rather see trans women’s dicks out and them loudly proclaiming how much they love their rape fetishes than to see another fucking phrenology post from white supremacists.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

Remember that one time I defended shipping and enjoying media with a sexual lens and somebody was like “ur a proshipper trying 2 pipeline ppl.”

The joke literally wrote itself. I can’t add anything it’s perfection LSJKFKCLC

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

Listen these “why are you proship” posts are good but we rlly need some opposite ones lol.

These posts rlly assume that “do whatever the fuck you want with fiction” and “don’t harass people over their fictional tastes” isn’t and wasn’t the standard for fandom before.

And while I appreciate the opportunity to check my internal logic, beliefs and to think critically about them. I really think that people who believe it’s their responsibility to police other people over what fictional depictions can be displayed and what other people can read would rlly benefit from asking themselves what they believe. And why they think that.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

you can't say "Do what you want forever" and then have a callout cus your twitter mutual has a secret porn account that has kinks you don't like, on it.

come on now

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

No but some ppl really force found family into the nuclear family model and then get mad at you for shipping something outside of that lens.

“Sibling-coded” is absolute nonsense. Insisting that two people apart of a “brotherhood” are actual siblings is also nonsense. Accept that people aren’t a going to always agree with you on headcanons, and that you can’t control them with by weaponizing the nuclear family.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

Not these ppl literally weaponizing copyright law on Michelangelo's statue of David to try and censor what can be created using it's image. Because it's apparently "offensive" and "diminishing it's political and religious significance" if u create something that isn't somebody on their knees lapping at it's dick in reverence. This better backfire horribly on these fuckers. I will be pissed if they legally create a precedent that is "UwU don't create things that romantic- disrespect this piece of art!!!! Or we fucking sue u into oblivion!!!!"

You don't keep any beautiful art's relevance alive by policing how people engage with the art. And creating things about it that are "respectful" in YOUR personal opinion. And you can be mad at capitalism for doing whatever it can to create a profit diminishing it's status, but hate the game don't punish the player.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

Every single person deserves the right to make bad stuff.

I don’t just mean problematic stuff either I mean like garbage quality things. Absolute trash.

Esp with like marginalized groups there is more of a pressure to make the “perfect creation” a Magnum Opus. To fight back against oppression and marginalization. There’s something to prove.

But this standard… to create amazing things, isn’t normal, it isn’t even realistic. Our trash is not indicative of our worth as people, nor our works worth. And how can we create the amazing and the show stopping. The genre-defining, if we aren’t allowed. Or bar ourselves from experimenting and exploring?

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

I personally think it's a lot more weird to look up the age of a character on a wiki, find out that their age is under 18 from that wiki and insist that anyone who draws suggestive fanart is weird freak who's into minors than it is to see a random character and go "oh that's cool I like them" then draw lewd fanart of them.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

Sometimes, there rlly is no patience to kindly explain 2 someone why they’re WRONG.

Today’s just a block, and move on kinda day.

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/dead-pidoves-dirt-takes/746039829113012224/i-fell-into-antiship-for-a-while-i-think-because?source=share

but then the first time I questioned the logic I was told to die so it was a "OH ITS ONE OF THESE"

Aw man :,) I’m really sorry abt that anon, you didn’t deserve that! Nobody does!

I hope you’ve found other friends who aren’t going to act like that, no matter what happens.

It’s much easier to make friends and feel like you belong when you’re not worried about being eaten alive for questioning things :3