#mochi.zhongli

[myuni-moon]

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the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Venti

[VIII - Strength] ; What makes them weak in the knees?

he goes weak when you whisper in his ears, especially when you smoosh his cheeks and pull him forcefully towards you. he'll let you drag him into your awaiting arms and tell him whatever it is you want. you could be praising him, threatening him, ordering him-- you could say anything and you would still have him wrapped around your finger.

Zhongli

[VIII - Strength] ; What makes them weak in the knees?

zhongli melts when you rely on him under any circumstance. he just feels so happy when you let him worship you like the deity you are, helping you bathe or dress, letting him get rid of anyone you aren't fond of-- even asking him to carry you just renders him into nothing short of a puppy trying to please you. one of his greatest fantasies has him hand-feeding you liyue cuisine, happy at the thought of you being satisfied with the thousands of years of tradition he had cultivated.

Baal

[VIII - Strength] ; What makes them weak in the knees?

short and simple, headpats. she doesn't let anyone else touch her, let alone touch a hair on her head, but when it comes to you? she wants nothing more than have your fingers caught in her hair, scratching at her scalp and maybe... just maybe, having you tug at them a little. she doesn't mind if you're even mean about it, just touch her, please?

[myuni-moon]

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warnings: yandere content, yandere cult stuff, masochistic(?) tendencies, mentions of violence, mentions of manipulation

the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Venti

[X - Wheel of Fortune] ; What are they willing to risk for you?

he is willing to forego his freedom to be with you. imagine that: the god of freedom leaving his freedom behind. it sound impossible, doesn't it? well, it's all venti's willing just for you. he doesn't care if you chain him up and clip his wings. as longs as he stays with you, he doesn't really care. plus, is it really against his will if he wanted it anyways?

[XIX - The Sun] ; What’s their happiest memory with you?

venti's most prized memory of you involves the glittering stars and the swaying of your hips as he plays a merry tune on his lyre. you look so free dancing with your feet bare on the grass, and the crinkle in your eyes seems so inviting that it isn't long until other acolytes like xiao join in to harmonize with venti's singing. you look so graceful, truly an image of divinity and elegance, and he prides himself in encouraging you to show off your beauty like no other.

Zhongli

[X - Wheel of Fortune] ; What are they willing to risk for you?

the question is what isn't he willing to risk for you? he is the eldest archon and a god of war. he's spilled blood, mourned, and made miracles all in your name. zhongli is even willing to bow his head and offer you his own spear if you ordered for his beheading by your own hand. he is willing to risk destroying all of teyvat if that is what you so wish. just say the word, and he'll have it done as swift as possible.

[XIX - The Sun] ; What’s their happiest memory with you?

you can find it here!

Baal

[X - Wheel of Fortune] ; What are they willing to risk for you?

this god of eternity is willing to turn her back on her ideals if it means pleasing you. baal is risking to forfeit all the other things she believes in other than your eternal omnipresence. her role as the current electro archon be damned. she'd drop everything and be with you if you allowed her, but she knows-- she knows that her serving celestia is a step into serving you, so she cannot abandon her post so suddenly. she only hopes that you don't ignore all the hard work she's put in for you.

[XIX - The Sun] ; What’s their happiest memory with you?

she recalls the moment you appeared before her very fondly. you-- her god, her reason of living-- came to see her! how joyous to finally have you in her presence that it leaves her drunk on the fact she can finally see you, touch you, and hear you. oh! but she doesn't want to seem too desperate; she has to act dignified as a good first impression. she doesn't even care that you pretty much manipulated her afterwards. all she cares about is that you acknowledge her existence as a devout follower.

[myuni-moon]

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warnings: yandere content, yandere cult stuff, slight gore, mentions of violence, masochistic tendencies

the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Zhongli

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

it takes him time to come to terms that all his suffering was "your" doing, but when he eventually does, he's hit with a wave of emotions ranging from unbridled affection to unwavering worship. this mix of very intense feeling is what actually pulls him into becoming as submissive as he is, pair that up with millennia of suffering with some hints of trauma, and he's only hanging onto the constant that is the idea of your existence. he only realizes just how taken he is with you and your divinity is when he's finally in front of you, and his head only fills with just how he'll be able to serve you.

[IV - The Emperor] ; How do they confess?

he does it like a good worshipper. not only does he confess his undying and unconditional obsession for you, he tells you of everything he's done in your name. whether that be telling tales of longstanding liyue traditions all of which were first started in your name or the amount of blood he's spilled just to survive long enough to finally see your form. after that, he once again vows to forever follow you and give his life for you. he strikes his polearm into the ground which causes all of liyue to quake, and he kneels before you with this pledge of allegiance and servitude.

[VII - The Chariot] ; How do they apologize after a fight?

zhongli wouldn't dare fight you, but if he ever hurts your feelings or displeases you, he is quick to beg for your forgiveness and even opts for a self-punishment for even the slightest of transgressions. if it makes you cry or extremely mad, he'll even hand you his weapon and let you finish him off yourself or any blade to forever scar his skin with a mark of how he failed as your most beloved worshipper. should you forgive him, he's extremely thankful while he promises to do better in the future.

Xiao

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

it's more like it's brainwashed into his head that he's supposed to love you from zhongli's teachings. no matter the means or process of how he falls in love with you, he only realizes the magnitude of it the first time you touch him. it's simple: the brush of your hand against his cheek as you proclaim how lovely he looks. your few words suddenly mean the world to him, and xiao takes some time to find out that being near you takes away the effects of his karmic debt as long as he's within radius of you. it's strange, but if further solidifies that he is truly yours.

[IV - The Emperor] ; How do they confess?

in classic xiao fashion, he does it with a gift-- more specifically, crystal fly clips. his hands are shaking when he hands them, and this does not pass by you. you gently take his hand in yours to stop it from trembling, and it absolutely feels like his soul left his body. in the midst of his out-of-body experience, he sputters out how much he reveres you and wishes to forever be in your possession. he doesn't really care who he is to you; as long as he's yours, used him as you like.

[VII - The Chariot] ; How do they apologize after a fight?

xiao is really careful when it comes to things that involve you. he's fearful, wondering if what he will do next would warrant your disappointment. he would never try to fight you like zhongli, but that doesn't erase the prospect that he can anger you at any time if he makes a wrong move. the only time you've probably ever been mildly disappointed in him was when you found out about qiqi. it's more of pity in all honesty, but xiao sees it as a negative emotion directed towards him. when he found out, he's blaming himself, simmering in his own sadness and rage. it's not until you ask for him does he manage to beg for you to forgive him.

Kaeya

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

your touch isn't cold nor does it leave his skin burning. it's warm, homey, and inviting. it reminds him of a time long before things all spiraled out of control in his life, and that's all he needs to know that he loves you. his suave front is replaced by a scared man too traumatized by the heart left frozen in his chest. he knows he loves you as you press a kiss to his eyelids, loving him more tenderly than anyone before.

[IV - The Emperor] ; How do they confess?

he tries to do it like the casanova he is known far, but you can see right through him. he is scared that you'd find his display pathetic, but he's mildly surprised that you find it... endearing? it makes his eyes light up when you laugh at the bad flirting and the charming smile. he calls you lovely after his brain turns to mush, and he also finds himself promising his whole being to you after that. as long as you love him, he doesn't care about anything else.

[VII - The Chariot] ; How do they apologize after a fight?

he won't fight you either, but it's his scathing words and sharp tongue that gets to you. he doesn't mean it-- he really doesn't. trust him, he doesn't want to hurt the only person that makes him want to live. but the moment he sees the corners of your mouth droop, he starts to blame himself. he starts hating himself even more, and kaeya feels like dying when you turn away from him. the cavalry captain panics as he pulls you into his embrace. he's murmuring apologies into the crook of your neck and clenching your clothes tightly. please don't leave him alone. just want him. he doesn't care what for, just say that you still want him and isn't just some deadweight. please forgive him.

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the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Zhongli

[VI - The Lovers] ; Do they believe in soulmates?

he doesn't believe in soulmates. fate? maybe. but soulmates specifically? he kind off believes in it. in a romantic aspect, he's heard of people finding their soulmates, but the soulmates he believes in wholeheartedly is that he was made for you wholeheartedly. everything that he is, everything that he's done, and everything that has happened is because he is yours, mind, soul, and body. fate has it that he will forever be tried to you, and that is what he believes in.

[VIII - Strength] ; What makes them weak in the knees?

you can find it here!

[XIX - The Sun] ; What’s their happiest memory with you?

his happiest memory would be the day you let him worship you so earnestly. the day you let him to the care of his mercy would be one of the happiest and memorable days of his existence. he committed to memory the way he knelt at your feet, pressing kisses to your legs and whatever skin you'd allow him to reign over. he had planted his forehead to your knees, whispering praises and prayers. wantonly. he stayed like that until the urgency of his tasks pulled him from you, but for the remainder of the day, his eyes were clouded over with mirth and devotion.

Xiao

[VI - The Lovers] ; Do they believe in soulmates?

he doesn't believe in those kinds of things. a concept so beautiful doesn't deserve to corrupted in the mind of a sinner. but after some words from zhongli, he comes to realization that to deny the idea of "soulmates" would be to deny your entire existence. if he did not believe in soulmates, it meant that he did not believe that he, too, was made for you. that you are not deserving of the worship that should be given to you. no, that's not right. you are someone who has given kindness so gentle and tender than even the kiss of a lover could not compare to it. he repents after that, forever vowing to never disrespect you like that again.

[VIII - Strength] ; What makes them weak in the knees?

he'd become extremely flustered if you were to ever wear his gifts or give praise over any of his offerings. xiao's contributions to revering your divinity would usually come in the form of qingxin flowers and crystal flies since he thinks they would look so lovely in your hair ("like stars," he whispered to himself once when he envisioned one tangled in your locks on one lonely night). his heart wouldn't take it if you put the flowers in your hair or tucked behind your ear. his soul would just about fly out his body if he ever saw you with crystal fly clips.

[XIX - The Sun] ; What’s their happiest memory with you?

xiao feels at peace, feels like he is finally free of the shackles that are karmic binds when you sing to him. you had once let his head rest on your lap on one warm afternoon in liyue. he recalls the way his mind silenced and his heart stilled as you hummed a song so familiar but unknown to him. he didn't feel like the protector of liyue in your arms, fighting for eternity at the expense of his sanity. he feels as if his body was floating in the vast river that was the universe, flowing through time and space at a calm pace. on particularly hard nights where he cannot see you, he plays the song you sang to him on his flute. he hums it after a particularly bloody battle, one that leaves his mental state more bruised than his physical body.

[myuni-moon]

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the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Zhongli

[IX - The Hermit] ; How do they react if you want to breakup?

zhongli won't allow that. he won't allow you to leave him now that he has you in grasp. you've already sealed your fate as his the moment you agreed to be his forever, and he won't let you off that easily. he plans one of his schemes while eerily letting you off. it won't be long until he makes you encounter a danger, one that makes you call on him. he would magically swoop in, defeating whatever it is that made you so shaken up, and he takes advantage for your sobbing state into manipulating you into the mindset that the world is too dangerous for a precious little thing like you. you're just so weak compared to him, darling, so let him take care of you, okay? he'll hush and coo at you as he takes you home. it'll be okay, dearest, just leave everything to zhongli.

Albedo

[IX - The Hermit] ; How do they react if you want to breakup?

an easy solution would be chaining you up and isolating you. he just wants to love you, not necessarily have you love him. as long as he has you in his life, he doesn't really care what methods he would use to keep you with him. you can thrash around, kick him, scream at him, and do whatever to show your displeasure and your anger towards him; he still wouldn't care as long as he was with you. albedo doesn't want to hurt you--far from it-- but if it ever came to it, his last resort would be leaving you in a dark room for a few hours until you learn to be a bit more cooperative.

Kazuha

[IX - The Hermit] ; How do they react if you want to breakup?

he doesn't even give you a chance to want to breakup with him in the first place. have you seen this man? he's easily one of the most romantic men in the game. kazuha would just be the perfect lover to you, without a fault that you can really nitpick at to warrant a breakup. while you're in a relationship, he'd slowly be drilling into your head that he's the one for you, and if you feel like he isn't, then he's just say you were just being paranoid, moody, tired-- whatever negative emotion he can pin the blame on. before you know it, you'd have been brainwashed just enough so you wouldn't leave him.

Baal

[IX - The Hermit] ; How do they react if you want to breakup?

baal has a short temper compared to that of other archons, and it will-- and will-- show if you even drop a hint that you want to separate from her. she is the god of inazuma; the moment you become hers, you are bound to her for all of eternity. she completely owns you, mind, soul, and body. so is she when it comes to you. she won't let you leave her. she'll keep you locked up in inazuma. you'll be able to go to any island you wish, but if you dare try to leave inazuma? all of your rights to leave her estate are instantly revoked for long, long, long period of time.

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Venti

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

he realizes it when he finds himself thinking of you in a field of blooming cecilias. when venti brings his nose to the flowers, he's reminded by the song of your laughter and the gentle hum of your smile. he starts to fanaticize your hips swinging to a hymn made by him, and by the time his daydream ends, he knows he's in love with you.

Zhongli

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

zhongli knows he's in love with you when you invite him over to your home and pour him a cup of his favorite type of tea. it's odd, enlightening perhaps, when you mention to him how it's your favorite to drink on cool afternoons. at that point, he's frozen in his seat in shock. you make a teasing remark on his surprised countenance, and oh god, he's in love with you.

Baal

[0 - The Fool] ; When did they realize they were in love?

out of all the archons in this post, baal is the one that's most oblivious or most willingly ignorant in the face of feelings. she has priorities more pressing than romance, so she wouldn't even acknowledge whatever feelings start embedding themselves in her heart. even then... she cannot turn a blind eye to the way she thinks about spending eternity to you. the first time she catches herself thinking about it, she has this picture of you in her arms. when she finally snaps out of it, she's mildly in disbelief that she's in love-- in love with you.

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i'll be leaving out the hanged man. hope ya understand, nonnie!

the cards have given you the answers you seek, and everything has been set in motion. here are the themes present in your reading.

Zhongli

[XI - Justice] ; How honest do they want you to be with them and vice versa?

zhongli is completely transparent with you. he's completely fine voicing out any of his thoughts or opinions unless he knows that you don't take kindly to them. other than that, he doesn't particularly care just how honest you are with him, as long as it doesn't put you in any danger. it is one of his jobs to respect your privacy, and if you want to keep much to yourself, that's fine with him. he will take great pride in himself though if you confide in him.

[XV - The Devil] ; How possessive are they?

he is very much possessive; he's just subtle over it. zhongli is always in favor of keeping you to himself, alone together in his little bubble. it's why he traps you within your teapot for this exact purpose. he also lords above other characters how you spend most of your time with him, even though he just forces himself by your side no matter what you say. if you're fine with his possessive tendencies, he might just let them show in much more obvious ways.

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Childe

[III - The Empress] ; How many kids do they want to have?

childe is a family-guy through and through; that is an undisputable fact. he just loves taking care of kids and having fun, no matter how much of handful they can become. he'd have around five kids, adopted or not, if he really wanted to live out his fantasies, but it really depends on you on how many you want. childe would want at least two, one boy and one girl, because he's a sucker for that "mommy's boy" and "daddy's girl" schtick. it'd make him double over in cuteness if they were twins.

Zhongli

[III - The Empress] ; How many kids do they want to have?

does xiao count as a kid?

he isn't really all the good with kids because honestly, compared to him, he thinks almost everyone in teyvat is a child to him. he's had his fair share of blessing infants and watching over families, but other than that, he has no experience with children. he'd be fine if you guys didn't have any kids, but if you want a child, he wouldn't be opposed. if you were to have a kid, zhongli would just love to have a mini-me of you running around the house. it would honestly make his heart melt if he saw you carrying a baby that looks just like you.

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Zhongli

[II - The High Priestess] ; How do they act when jealous?

for a man as formal as zhongli, he actually gets really pouty when he's jealous. the way he experiences emotions are vastly different to how normal people would, so you'd get a lot of strange, even childish, reactions coming from him. jealous really isn't his strong-suit. not only does he get pouty, but he ends up moping around once he gets home. he might even be distracted, almost dropping the teapot while thinking about that green and sticky feeling in his heart.

[VII - The Chariot] ; How do they apologize after a fight?

he knows there are no words to fully express just how sorry he would be, so he usually apologizes through his actions. you'll know he's sincere in his apologies because he'd show you his more draconic form. his draconic form is a sensitive topic to him, and he'd only show you if he really loved and trusted you because he'd be showing the most vulnerable part of who he is. he'll slip your hands around his horns, and zhongli would bow his head to show how he truly regrets ever hurting you.

[XI - The World] ; Where do they want to go for a honeymoon?

quite ironic since he hates seafood, but a little island where he can relax with you would be his ideal. he dreams of you and him under the sun, feet in the sand while you make sure zhongli's sunscreen has been smoothed over enough. zhongli has shivers just imagining the ring of your laughter as you make sandcastles and splash him with seawater. then at sunset, you'd let him kiss you while he revels at the fact that he's close to celebrating day 2 of being your loving husband.

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Venti

[IV - The Emperor] ; How do they confess?

in classic bard fashion, he serenades you with a song! but not just any song, he sings to you one he wrote himself. isn't that so romantic? doesn't it make you heart flutter? he's so carefree about it, but in actuality, he really spent a long time writing it just to perfect it for you. he's written, played, and sang countless ballads in his existence, but he really found it hard to compose a song that did justice to his feelings for you.

Zhongli

[IV - The Emperor] ; How do they confess?

this grandpa confesses to you the old-fashioned way-- by first asking if he can court you. he firmly believes that courtship is a good way to assess if you two are compatible together in the long run. zhongli doesn't date simply just on feelings; he wants to make his romantic relationships last long because he just... might want to marry you one day? does that make sense? it's just something that been imprinted into his mind since long ago, so even if he can't really explain it, he just knows that he wants to love you for a long time and courting is the way to go about it.