#mmmmmm i was half joking at first but now. i kind of (really) like this idea (i am obsessed w it)

[t4tdanvis]

garlaurgene polycule aaaaaaaaaaand hit post

[your-nerd-is-showing]

AOT Hanji x Fem Reader: Experimenting with Dildos erm Weapons!

You’re Hanji's best friend and experiment partner who is completely in love with Hanji but you’re terrified that she doesn’t feel the same way. One day you end up making some rather questionable looking items…. You get the brilliant idea to make a joke about these phallic looking weapons and Hanji takes it to the next level.

Content: Smut

TW: Just my gayness coming out to say hello, use of toys, oral sex (giving and receiving), slight orgasm control/denial, Hanji and her smug ass xD

NSFW AFTER PHOTO

It was early morning and you were sitting in the office you shared with Hanji working on a new compact weaponry for the Scouts. You inspected your work of these shells you were creating for the boom sticks. “This is all wrong!” You yelled in frustration as you threw the shell on your desk. “Ugh!” You ran your hands through your long (H/C) hair.

“What’s wrong?” Asked a voice from behind making you jump.

“HANJI DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!” You shouted as you held your chest.

“I’m sorry (Y/N) I didn’t mean to scare you.” She laughed.

“Hey that’s not funny you could’ve given me a heart attack!” You said in a huff.

“Okay, okay I'm really, really sorry…. Now why are you all upset pretty girl?” She asked as she placed her arm around you leaning in close.

You turned red as Hanji leaned in closer, the sweet intoxicating smell of her lavender shampoo invaded your nostrils as stray pieces of her wet hair brushed against your cheek. “I-it’s these stupid weapons I feel like the design is all wrong.” You held up one of the shells and it was a rather questionable looking metal tube.

“Well it is rather interesting looking.” She chuckled.

“You mean it looks like a penis?” You laughed with Hanji.

“Exactly! But I wasn’t going to say that!”

You turned away from Hanji laughing because you had a funny idea. You sneakily grabbed one of the shells and unzipped your pants sticking the shell out of the hole. You turned around. “Hey baby you wanna give him a stroke he really likes you!” You said in a low tone trying to sound like a guy.

Hanji raised an eyebrow and started to laugh. “Mmmmmmm why yes I would love to!” She said winking at you as she stepped closer and grabbed your ‘penis' while wrapping her arm around you. She smiled as she ran her hand along the smooth metal shaft pushing it between your legs.

You looked at her your face becoming redder by the second as she got dangerously close to your crotch. You could feel your skin get warm as your palms became sweaty and your heart was beating faster and faster. “H-Hanji wh-what are you doing?” You squeaked out as she pushed the shaft in more turning you on. “Hanji?” You bit your lip as you stifled a moan trying to escape.

She looked at you seeing the immense pleasure on your face. “Hm?”

“Wh-what are you doing?” You wined out tilting your head back as she moved the metal tube making it graze against your clit, a small moan escaping your lips. You let out a gasp when you felt Hanji's hand replace the metal tube between your legs. “H-Ha-Hanji! W-wh-what a-are y-yo-you d-doingggggg! Ohhhhh!” You moaned louder as she gently massaged outside your panties making your knees shake. You held onto her shoulders as she pressed her palm against your clit giving you some friction as your hips bucked uncontrollably. “Hanji!” You looked at her, she was completely entranced by how you reacted when she touched you. You took her face in your hand making Hanji look at you. “E-earth to Hanji? Y-you in there?”

She looked at you with her beautiful brown eyes. “Sorry yes I am here!” She laughed nervously. “And I think you know what I am doing (Y/N).” Hanji leaned in to kiss you as she unbuttoned your pants and slid her hand in your panties earning a sweet moan from you as she rubbed your clit. She broke the kiss and laid you down onto your desk. “I see the way you look at me (Y/N).”

You looked at Hanji shocked.

“What? You didn’t think I noticed? My darling (Y/N) you’re so cute when you look surprised.” Hanji smirked at you. “Lucky for you pretty girl.” She pulled down your pants and panties. “I like women and I really like you.” She leaned in kissing you once more.

You entangled your hands in Hanji's auburn hair wildly attacking her lips as she continued to rub your clit, making you moan into her mouth. Instantly you invaded her mouth with your tongue exploring every corner. Suddenly you felt cold metal press against your wetness, you broke the kiss. “Um Hanji are you thinking about using that on me?”

“Yes I was, why you don’t want me to?” She asked.

“Well I mean you can but, I have better things to use.” You said shyly.

“Oh? Do you now?” She asked raising an eyebrow.

“Y-yes…..” You squeaked. “L-let’s go to m-my room.” You said nervously as you sat up.

“Love bug why are you so nervous?” She grabbed your waist pulling you into her arms.

“I n-never dreamed that t-this would ha-happen, so I’m a l-little shocked st-st-still.” You took a deep breath in composing yourself. “Okay to my room!” You pulled your pants up and took Hanji's hand leading her to your room. You locked the door and instantly Hanji was stripping your clothes off. “H-Hanji!” You moaned out as she pulled your pants off again and rubbed your clit.

She leaned into your neck gently nipping at it. “Mmmmmm yes love bug?”

You wrapped your arms around Hanji groping her butt, she looked at you.

“Now where are these toys you have?” She asked while playing with your nipple.

“They're over there in my closet in a wooden box.”

“Show me.” She grabbed your hips pushing you towards the closet, you leaned down to get the box and Hanji smacked your ass while she inserted two fingers making you whimper. “F-fuck you’re so tight (Y/N).” Hanji grunted as she thrusted her fingers in and out of you. “I love it….” She smacked your ass again.

“A-ahhhhh Hanjiiiiii!” You moaned out as she pushed you over to the bed and laid you down.

“Now lets see what you have in here my darling.” Hanji said smiling at you, she opened the box and her eyes widened in excitement. “My, my, my you certainty have a lot of spare time to have all of these.” She said smugly.

“I made all of those…..” You said shyly.

“Well I kind of guessed that.” Hanji started to go through the box. “What is this?” She picked up a metal tube with a black knob on the end.

“Turn the knob and find out.” You said smugly, she did so and it started to vibrate.

“Ooooooooh I like this one!” Hanji took the vibrator and held it to your clit making your eyes roll into the back of your head.

“F-fuck H-Hanji.” You groaned.

“Oooooh what’s this?” She asked holding up a rubber dildo with a fat round base and a pair of odd looking underwear with a hole cut out.

“Well you put that through the hole in the underwear strap it on and bam you have a penis!” You laughed.

“What in the world made you make these?”

“I-I was hoping we could use them on each other some day.” You said shyly.

“Wait have you ever used any of these?” She asked as she pulled out another dildo.

“The one you’re holding is the only one I’ve ever used.”

“Ohhhh this is going to be a lot of fun!” She said getting excited. “Now I have a question for you.” You looked up at her. “Are you a virgin?”

“No I am not….. I had a drunk hook up with Levi once….. I didn’t like it too much that’s what made me realize that I liked girls…. To be honest he was kind of scary even naked.” You laughed.

“Wait you hooked up with Levi!?” Hanji asked astounded. “I didn’t think shorty had it in him! I’m impressed.”

“You ready to be more impressed? I took the Captain’s virginity.”

“NO WAY!”

You smirked and nodded. “Indeed I did.... Honestly I think he used me for practice because he was soon dating Aurora after that but I'm not holding it against him…. She can have his crazy ass.” You laughed.

Hanji laughed too. “Yea he is pretty crazy, but enough about shorty. Let’s have some fun pretty girl.” She cooed as she went down on you.

“F-fuck H-Hanji!” You wined out as she nibbled on your clit making your hips buck. You grabbed her soft auburn hair tugging on it as she swirled her tongue around. “Ohhhhhh!” You moaned as Hanji took the vibrator thrusting it in and out of you. You felt the knot tighten in your stomach, your breathing became heavier squirming beneath Hanji as she pushed the vibrator in deeper. “H-Ha-Hanjiiiii I'm go-go-going to cummmmm!” You howled.

“No you’re not allowed to yet.” She said smugly as she pulled the vibrator out of you right before you hit your climax.

You laid there in a daze trying to comprehend what had just happened. “W-what the hell?” You grumbled.

“(Y/N) don’t worry you’ll have the best orgasm of your life. I just don’t want you cumming…. Yet.”

You looked at her with pleading eyes. “But Hanji I can cum more than once.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Oh can you now? Hmmmm well that does change things.” Hanji grabbed your dildo and slowly inserted it making you go crazy as she swirled her tongue around your clit.

You grinded against her face as she went deeper and deeper, instantly making you cum and gush into her mouth. “Ohhhhhh f-fu-fuckkkkkk Hanjiiiiii!” You screamed out in pleasure as you rode out your first orgasm.

Hanji came up and kissed you deeply as she ran her hands all over your soft supple skin pulling you in closer. “I love how sensitive you are love bug, I barely did anything to you and you’re already a puddle.” She said smugly.

You looked up at her giving her a shy smile as your hands traveled down unbuttoning her pants. Slowly you slid your hand into Hanji's panties gently massaging her clit making her tremble at your touch. “Oh? Do you like that Hanji?” You smirked as you watched Hanji's face.

“Y-yesss!” She wined out as you pushed a couple fingers inside her. “F-fuck (Y/N).” Hanji slowly moved her hips as she rode your fingers.

“Why don’t you lay down and let me have some fun Hanji?” You removed your fingers from between her legs.

She looked at you through half-lidded eyes and nodded.

You gently pushed Hanji onto the bed and unbuttoned her shirt. You unhooked her bra, gently playing with one nipple while your mouth sucked on the other one, Hanji squirmed beneath you. You ran steamy kisses down her torso, making her shiver. You looked up at Hanji smiling as you pulled down her pants. “Why hello there.” You cooed as you took off her panties and started rubbing her clit.

“Ohhhhhh (Y-Y/N-N)!” Hanji moaned out as you slipped a couple fingers inside her. “F-fuck.”

“Hanji you’re so wet.” You cooed as you continued to finger her. “Hanji can I use the strap-on, on you?”

She looked at you all excited. “Ohhhh yes you can!”

You got up to put the strap-on together putting the dildo through the hole and strapping it so it doesn’t fall out. You repositioned yourself between Hanji's legs, slowly inserting the dildo making Hanji moan out loudly.

“F-fuck (Y/N)!” She screamed out in pleasure as you went deeper. You adjusted her legs to get better leverage going even deeper pounding into Hanji harder and harder. “Oh fuck baby girl just like that!”

“Yea? You like that?” You cooed as you spread her lips and massaged her clit.

“Oh fuck yes (Y/N)! I'm-I'm gonna cuuuummmmm!” She moaned out.

“Aweee so soon?” You pouted.

“I’m sorry its been a while since I’ve been with anyone….”

“Well why don’t we change that?”

~End

[karamfilmare]

Why I Dislike Fanon Oikawa

Ok, soooooooo

I have only been in the Haikyuu fandom since...late July, after the manga ended. I’m a bit of a late bloomer. Anyways...

Ever since Oikawa crosses my screen, I was ENAMORED with him. Like, what a beautiful boy!! And his dub voice just does things to me. And his attitude is spectacular. How could anyone hate him? And as the show went on, I love him even more. He was a pretty boy with a lot of baggage, and who doesn’t love that?

I never understood the hate about him, because come on, I’m pretty sure most of us have been worse than him, and honestly, people need to grow up, but THAT’S FOR ANOTHER TIME.

So, after watching Haikyuu, I did the typical fan things: rewatched the show, rewatched the show, made other people watch and love the show, got others into the Yagami Yato because of the show, although for me it was the other way around oops.

I managed to reach Haikyuu Tok, which was fantastic! The edits, the funny skits, the fanart, everything was MWAH CHEF’S KISS.

And at first I thought a few of the Oikawa jokes were funny -- the flat ass (which now he’s thicc so shut up about that lol, fucking Tendou’s ass caves in, I don’t want to hear it), the “Iwa-chan” obsession (which I mean, yeah, but hold this thought).

Then I got slightly annoyed by other things that were attached to Oikawa. And then my friends kind of hopped on to these, because they don’t like Oikawa, even though I have tried oh so hard to convince them that he’s not that bad of a person, like his personality and words are OBVIOUSLY -- no, no, that’s for another time. @oikawa-obvs​ also has a great analysis on why you should grow up and not hate Oikawa so there.

No, what really bothered me is what the fandom did to Oikawa. Fanon Oikawa started to bug me, for several reasons. And I will list and explain some of the things that bug me that people seem to take seriously about fanon Oikawa and apply it to canon Oikawa.

1. Oikawa the Crybaby

So like, the fandom makes Oikawa out to be a big whiny crybaby who can’t do anything without Iwaizumi. I’ll be addressing the first half here, because I want to save my Iwaizumi topic for a little later. 

So, we see Oikawa cry several times in the show, and we see him have his most heartbreaking cry in the 3rd movie, one that makes me cry everytime.

But I don’t see why this makes him a crybaby. Like, other characters have cried, yet we don’t think of them as crybabies. 

His emotions were too much for him, as it can be for a lot of us. I wish people would realize that him expressing his emotions in a physical way is not a bad thing. 

And this leads to my next point...

2. Oikawa’s Weak (kind of hard to explain, keep reading)

I don’t mean physically weak (I mean his fucking serves are so hot--I MEAN HARD *cough*).

This is also kind of hard to explain. People pick on his character for his personality.

When we first meet Oikawa, his personality is loud, smug, a bit childish, etc. (Honestly, I kind of liked that, for some reason it was super interesting to me)

But I just want to draw your attention to the fact that a weak person would not:

- be able to lead a team so cohesively as he does

- be a strong presence on the team 

- take responsibility for the team

- stay true to his goals

- be able to be loyal to his friends

I could go on. 

3. Oikawa is clingy (to Iwaizumi)

 Iwaizumi and Oikawa are really close best friends, and have been since elementary school. Naturally, the two are pretty much in sync and know each other really well.

However, Oikawa is not solely dependent on Iwaizumi. I have seen posts where people would joke and say “Oh, Oikawa would have gone to Shiratorizawa if Iwaizumi went.” One of my friends sent me a meme like that and said “SO TRUE” and I was like “MMMMMM BUT NO YOU’RE WRONG.”

I don’t know if it is just me and my absolute need to be independent being projected onto my favorite characters, but Oikawa is not tied to Iwaizumi. Oikawa is definitely loyal, and so is Iwaizumi. They do see each other as partners, but even they realize that their paths are not meant to be joined forever. 

I am really close with my best friend/s, and they mean the world to me. We joke and talk and we have each others’ backs, even when separated doing our own thing. We will be pretend clingy, but that’s just what friends do.

I guess this is a subset to the Oikawa is weak, but I feel like this needed its own explanation and analysis (sorry, it kind of sucks so far).

4. Oikawa is a playboy

Ok, so my main source for Oikawa’s character is the anime. I haven’t gotten far in the manga to know more.

But honestly, from my multiple viewings of the anime, Oikawa is very kind and considerate to his fangirls, but he doesn’t seem flirty.

Oikawa had a girlfriend (who somehow broke up with him because of volleyball. I sympathize and don’t at the same time, but that’s for a different topic?).

I know that there is a story where he kind of tries to flirt with some girls when he gets his glasses, but he kind of goofed on that. And yes, he knows he’s good looking, but he hasn’t really used his good looks to take advantage of people, especially his fangirls. 

I also find it hard to believe that Oikawa, who has a much older sister, would dare to toy with women’s hearts without getting his shit rocked by said older sister. Also, I feel like Oikawa cares about setting a good example to his nephew Takeru, and being a playboy isn’t what Oikawa would want to project on his nephew.

I think Oikawa gets judged to be a playboy because he is attractive (which how can anyone not find him attractive. Furudate made a powerful character when even the Oikawa haters find him attractive.)

I just want people to recognize that canon Oikawa is actually a deeply loyal, nuanced character, and he’s not what fanon Oikawa appears to be. He is one of, if not, the most hard-working individuals. He is driven, ambitious, independent, focused, and extremely insightful. 

He was a kid who loved volleyball, then became absolutely in love with the sport when he sees his idol, Jose Blanco, and decided that he wanted to be the best setter. That comes with an immense pressure from within, which can cause a lot of stress on a young individual. He practiced and perfected the craft, doing what he can to measure up to the talented and the genius players of his age. He just happened to be given “The Curse of the Ordinary.”

It’s amazing that he has managed to become one of the best players that is feared and revered by peers. He is special, not due to his talent, but due to his perseverance and dedication. 

And I don’t think people should lose that in the fanon. I get it as a joke, but some people seem to confused the fanon with the canon.

Thanks for reading this crappy analysis, I’m so sorry I subjected you all to this. I really love and appreciate you all. <3

Credit to @volleygifs​ for the gifs

[blackroseaki38]

Team Awesome Prank War

Varian never really paid attention to getting people back for how they treated him or acted around him. Sure, now the villagers never did that anymore. In fact, they hardly ever approached him, which was completely fine with him. Varian didn’t need much, and certainly not their approval. He had his friends and his father, and is content with them. 

But, when Eugene glued his shoes to the ground to get back at him for the yelling prank, something inside of him awakened. A need for victory arose in him and it fueled Varian to get him back.

So much for being content.

---

Eugene knew Varian was just trying to get him to stop messing with his things when he scared him with his little yelling prank. Still, he couldn't help himself, he just had to get back at the kid. So, he glued his shoes to the ground, and loved it when Varian fell over when he tried to move. Though he had to admit to himself, that wasn't his best. Eh, it's not like he will need to get the kid back again anytime soon, so he will do better next time in the distant future.

Or so he thought till he got out of the shower and took a look in the mirror.

"AHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!" 

Eugene’s loud yell brought in Lance next door and the Captain himself who was passing by.

They both took a look at Eugene and couldn't keep their laughter contained, though Lance tried. Failed, but tried.

"Pfffttttt. Oh, hey Eugene! Um... Nice hair?"

"Pink's a good look on ya, Fitzherbert! Remember you're training the new trainees on criminal etiquette today. Haha,"

The Captain left chuckling all the way,  while Lance leaned against the doorway in tears from his now unrestrained laughter.

Eugene knew there could be only one person who could make his hair the ungodly pink color it was right now. He narrowed his eyes and said his name in a dark tone promising vengeance.

"Okay, Varian. It's on."

---

Varian woke up to find Rudiger wasn't in his bed anymore, but he wasn't too worried. He comes and goes through his window all the time. As long as he wasn't gone too long, he would just wait for him to come home.

But, then something fluorescent purple came through his window and Varian gasped in disbelief.

Eugene dared to dye Rudiger with the same potion he disguised as the shampoo. Lance helped him out by sneaking it in his friend’s room. Varian let the raccoon, who wasn't bothered too much by his new look, pounce on him as he laid tangled up his blankets. His body was not moving, but his mind was whirling with new ideas to get Eugene back. This was not a joke anymore, this was war!

Varian didn’t bother to try fixing his furry friend's purple fur. He designed the potion to fade away in a week and any tampering just made the colors get worse. He already has an idea in mind now and he will implement it.... as soon as Rudiger stopped purring and let him leave the comfort of his bed.

---

Eugene woke up to find his room full of apples and all kinds of animals eating them at their leisure. He let out a shriek and fell off the bed in surprise. Luckily, he landed on the ground, and not on one of the cute animals EATING HIS ROOM AWAY.

Someone took a literal pile of apples, leaves, and branches just to toss in his room?! And guess who has a farmer as a father? A certain alchemist! Hmmmmm.... this required more finesse than he had originally thought it would. Well, it would, once Eugene GOT THESE ANIMALS TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

"Hey! I am not an apple! Stop eating my shirt! It's silk-NO! NOT THE LEATHER BOOTS!"

---

Varian silently ate his breakfast trying not let himself slip up, and admit what he did. His father was mystified on how someone literally stole the top half of his tree, branches, leaves and all!

It wasn't easy, the boy thought to himself as he recalled last night’s events. Using a temporary tree weakening potion, he was able to tear off most of the branches from one of the trees in their orchard without much trouble. An hour later, he snuck out of Old Corona to go to the castle. He used their wheelbarrow to carry the bag with a chunk of an apple tree in it. Lance ran into him on his nightly walk and helped him out cause he thought the whole prank war was funny. The animals that smelt the apple juice trail he left on the way there did the rest.

As soon as Varian finished his food, he left to go to his lab near home. He loved having the Demantius lab for his projects as well, but he didn't mind having a lab this close either, it made it easier to work near home. He only stayed in the other lab for important projects that took all his time and mainly used his lab in Old Corona for less explosive projects.

As he got into his lab, he grabbed one of his potions to plan to use for a prank when he noticed something was off about its color. Varian took a good look at his numerous shelves of tiny containers with all sorts of chemicals. Something was wrong here, he can’t put his finger on it- He let out a loud scream of horror.

"OH MY GOSH…! HE SWITCHED ALL MY LABELS! THAT TOOK ME WEEKS TO DO!"

Varian knew this would take him a long time to undo, he was already dreading the task. He would have to separate them all by color and then test them before relabeling them all. But, for now, he'll just have to make a fresh portion for his uses. He pulled down his goggles over his eyes and a smirk climbed over his face as he got to work.

"Hehehehehehhehe."

---

Eugene smiled as he looked in the mirror. No wrinkles in sight. He's been using this serum he got from Xavier to keep his skin great. Even though the older man told him it wouldn't help him much since he had nothing to worry about at his age, he still wanted to dab a bit of it on his face every morning... and night.

He dipped his fingers inside the oval container and spread the clear liquid on his face. And he went to sleep like a baby.

He woke up and took one look in the mirror and fainted on the spot

*thud*

Lance ran in when he heard the loud noise from his room. They've learned too often that any sudden noise could be a danger.

He paused though once he realized, no, there was no danger. Which was a relief, but now he had to keep from laughing too hard.

Ah, what the hay!

Lance chuckled at his friends previously smooth and perfect skin was now wrinkled like that of an old man's now. His luscious dark hair was a pale grey and barely covered his head. This was his friend's worst nightmare had come true! So he left the antidote Varian gave him, just in case, on the table next to the aging serum. He knew Eugene would be miffed anyway, so why make him suffer any more than needed.

Yet, he did leave a note that says, "Haha! The kid got 'ya good. Hope you don't let him one up a pro like you!"

Lance was sure the yelling he heard later that day was Eugene scheming. He shamelessly added more fuel to the fire, cause hey, this was fun to watch. Lance knew if he wanted too, he could join in any time he wanted to. But, knowing those two, someone was bound to get hurt and he does not want it to be him!

But, he didn’t mind sitting back and watching the fireworks erupt from the sidelines.

---

The castle was getting too uptight lately, nothing like a prank war to loosen things up!

Varian giggled as he read the message Lance sent him by carrier bird. He didn't mind that he gave him the antidote so early, but he didn't realize how frightened Eugene would be and ended up actually fainting

The boy walked into the pumpkin pasture to help his dad when he noticed his dad wasn't by the pumpkin patch, but was looking up at their house instead.

"Hey, dad. Whatcha looking at?"

"Well, son. I found the stolen apple tree, Though now it's part of our roof now. That poor tree. Who would do such a thing?"

Varian looked up and cringed as he saw the remains of the tree he hacked away scattered across their roof. Surely, if they didn't clean it up soon, animals will probably descend upon the food remains, like the crows were doing right at this moment.

Quirin sighed and got ready to climb up the ladder he positioned, but Varian stopped him.

"Dad, I'll clean it up. If you don't get started on the pumpkins, we'll be late for the harvest."

Quirin smiled, ruffled his son's head in a silent yes and got to work on the pumpkins. Varian grimaced and got to work. He spent his afternoon fighting the crows away and cleaning up the apple tree carnage. Rudiger helped, eating any apple bits that remained.

Someone giggled from the bushes near their home before leaving quietly.

---

Eugene smirked as he considered himself to be the winner since he hasn't been pranked in a few days now.

He walked into his room and there was a  platter of cookies sitting on his desk. They were shaped like his face and iced to his handsome likeness as well! Though the noses were a little long and pointy, well it's the thought that matters! Eugene spied a little note nearby, with a heart drawn on it! Of course, Rapunzel! Bless her little golden head of hair. The young man took a big bite out of a large-nosed Eugene cookie with a large smile.

"Mmmmmm, delicious! Though I better save the rest for later. I don't want to lose my slim figure. Wellllllll, a few more won't hurt. "

Eugene finished a few cookies before he finally put (hid) the rest away for later. He left his room humming a cheery tune on his lips.

"Hey, Eugene!" Pete called waving his hand as Stan tried getting his partner to calm down as they went on with their patrol.

"Hiya fellas!" Eugene replied, but like he couldn't stop himself, he felt like talking some more than a casual 'hiya' like usual.

"You guys know what, when I first moved into the castle, I was kinda jealous of how close you guys were. Pete and Stan! Never seen without each other. I was jealous because my buddy Lance wasn't with me yet. Ya know, I got over my envy once my best buddy rejoined my life, and realized I shouldn’t have been envious anyway cause you both are great guys!"

The two guards looked at Eugene wondering why he was sprouting his feelings so openly. The ex-convict wondered the same thing before he saw Lance come out behind them. He had tears in his eyes as he smiled.

"Really, Eugene? You really mean it? You really missed me that much?"

"Of course, buddy! You are my best friend! Well, you and someone else are pretty much my best friends. You've always been with me! Even when I was a jerk! I love being your friend so much that I can't help checking in on 'ya at least once a day. I don't want to lose you again! I'm always afraid you're gonna have enough of my idiotic personality and leave! Leave without saying goodbye!"

Eugene was freaking out! He was saying his deepest secrets and concerns to the world! The man dodged Lance's hug and tried leaving before he met someone else.

Instead, he accidentally barged into the throne room where everyone in town were trying to seek the King's council. They all looked at Eugene who just barged in. He tried backing out, but the concerned faces of Pete and Stan, plus happy Lance, blocked his way. Rapunzel approached the group. She placed her hand on Eugene's shoulder.

"Sweetie, is everything fine? You don't look so good."

Eugene wished he could just shut his mouth, but he couldn't stop talking his heart out.

"Rapunzel, I love you and you know that. But, when I first proposed to you, I wasn't doing it because I wanted to make us permanent. I did it because deep down, I'm always going to be afraid I'm going to lose you and the only kingdom that welcomed me in. I was sure you would eventually realize I didn't deserve you and leave! So, I kept trying to propose, each time thinking of our future, but also secretly securing my place in your heart and this family we made. If we ever broke up, I am sure our family will break as well. I love you and this family too much to let that happen!"

Rapunzel was looking emotionally happy and sad at the same time. Eugene didn't want to look at her and tried leaving through another door. But, he kept speaking as he looked at every family face he knew.

"Feldspar! I always loved your boots! Their leather always hugs my ankles just right and I don't trust anyone else to make my ankles look as amazing as they do in your footwear!"

"Old lady Crowley! I know I joke around a lot, but you remind me of the lady who raised me at the orphanage, which is why I ask you for advice once in a while!"

"Monty, Atilla! I love your guys' candy and baked goods! But, I always feel guilty about eating them because I'm worried my fine figure will be gone! They are just that good."

“Xavier, I appreciate the skin serums you made for me, but are you sure they work right? No matter how much I dab under my eyes, my eye bags continue to get worse! Let’s meet up for tea to discuss this before I’m old and grey!”

“Friedborg, you are amazing and don’t you ever let anyone say otherwise! You're secretly the key to why this castle is still standing. Without you in charge, I’m sure this kingdom would have fallen apart ages ago!”

"Max, Pascal. I love you guys, even if I may act like I don't care for you guys a lot. I enjoy my time with you guys and will always be by your side!"

Eugene kept trying to avoid people, this was getting out of hand, but it wasn't working since most of the town was here to ask or inform the king of something. Finally, he bumped into someone and felt the world spin less than before. Then he looked up and realized it was the King, with the Queen by his side.

"Eugene, are you okay?" The queen was deeply concerned. Fredrick was concerned as well, as he helped pull the young man up.

"Is something the matter, son?"

Eugene wished his big mouth would stay shut, but he couldn't stop himself.

"Everything is fine, except for the fact I can't keep myself from hiding my feelings forever. You guys helped bring my life from the dark. Sure, Rapunzel did most of it, but if you guys hadn't opened your home and kingdom to me, I wouldn't be the Eugene I am today. And though I know who my parents are now, you two will always hold a place in my heart. And I can't wait to be the best son in law once I and Blondie get married."

Eugene took a deep breath and turned around as the royal couple took in his words. The Captain opened his mouth to speak, but of course, Eugene interrupted him.

"CAPTAIN. I ALWAYS LOVED YOUR MUSTACHE. IT'S SO MANLY THAT MY GOATEE CAN'T EVER TOP YOUR FACIAL HAIR."

The captain was silent a little flabbergasted and a tad touched. Using this as a distraction, Eugene took the chance to escape. Finally, he was on the other side of the room at this point! He ran out into the courtyard, only to bump into Quirin and Varian unloading crates of apples and pumpkins for the castle. Eugene barely stops himself from running headfirst into the wooden cart.

"You okay there, Eugene?" Quirin asked. Eugene grabs him by his shirt.

"Sir! I love your apples. There are the apples of my eyes. Sometimes I wake up with apples everywhere! And animals. Lots of animals!"

Quirin just blinked in surprise as Eugene moved on to Varian.

"Kid, you're like the little brother I've never had. I love messing with you, even this prank war we've been having has been amazing. My hair is still this hideous pink hair, but I can't help smiling every time I see my own reflection. You looking up to me makes me feel important in your life. I still feel bad for not giving you enough attention in the past and where it leads you. I’m sorry for not being there for you! That’s why I’m here now! I want to make your life happier with me in it! Team awesome will always be important to me!"

Varian didn't know what to say. He was touched he felt these things about him and kind of felt guilty considering he drugged his newly proclaimed brother with truth serum laced cookies. Clearly, Eugene ate the cookies he left in his room, but he didn't expect him to be telling these kinds of truth. He must have had more than a few to be acting like this.

"Varian, what's this I hear about a prank war?" Rapunzel asks from the doorway from the throne room.

Varian nervously met the princess and his father’s eyes. They looked at the two boys in thinly veiled disapproval as the teen looked at the ground while the elder started telling Rudiger about how he isn't a pest and deserves all the kingdoms apples for being there for Varian. The raccoon agreed with him greatly, evidenced by his excited chittering.

"Ummmmmm... we may have been having a war of pranks this week. And it may have gotten out of hand. Eugene is probably under the effects of my truth serum cookies. But, I have the antidote right here!"

The teen looks through his bag for the vial of golden liquid while the king redirects all the people back to their court with him. The Captain made sure the door to the courtyard is closed.

Promptly, Varian pulled out a tube of golden-colored liquid. He swiped an apple from their cart, using his father's dullest blades (under his watchful eyes) to cut the apple in half. He poured a few drops on to one half of the fruit. Once he was sure there was enough antidote in the apple half, Varian offered it out to Eugene.

"Eugene, I'm sorry for this whole mess with the truth potion, I didn’t think it was that strong. Here's the antidote."

Eugene took the apple half, once he bit into it, he already started feeling better as the cloud in his mind dissipated. He stopped cuddling a resisting Rudiger and got up, dusting his clothes

"Oh, that was a doozy. Eh, don't worry about Var. I had fun with the prank war. Next time, we just need to calm it down some. Besides, as the winner of the Team Awesome prank war, you get some .... hot cocoa! And I get some too! Come on, kid."

Rapunzel shakes her head as the two walked off to get some hot cocoa. If she had listened to the rumors around the castle, then she would have put a stop to this war much sooner. But, it seemed like she didn’t have to put an end to things ….. this time.

Quirin continued unloading the cart of produce with a relaxed smile on his face. He’s never seen Varian act like this before. And it was …. relieving. Varian’s never had friends to laugh or mess around with before. Now, seeing him act like a real kid with Eugene, he felt satisfied seeing his son happy again. 

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Varian and Eugene were drinking hot cocoa in the Dementius laboratory under the castle. Rudiger has made them his special drink, in regular mugs at Eugene’s insistence. Now, the two were enjoying their drinks as they compared notes on their pranks on one another.

“So, how’d you get that shampoo potion into my room?” Eugene asked at one point.

“Lance helped me out. He offered when he saw he sneaking around your room,” the teen admitted.

“Hmmmmm….. Lance held Rudiger down for me to dye his fur.”

Varian sat up straighter and continued Eugene’s line of thought.

“He…. helped me get that apple tree in your room. And opened the windows.”

“He helped me put that aging potion in your room.”

“He helped me switch all the labels in your lab.”

“He put that platter of cookies in your room.”

The two looked at each other and they both realized …. Lance has been playing them! They wordlessly started putting away their finished rinks and started to leave the lab.

“I still got them truth cookies in my room,” Eugene offered.

“Good idea. Don’t want them to waste. We’ll force-feed him. Any other ideas?” Varian asked.

The two spent the day together scheming their ideas before implementing them the next day.

Never mess with Team Awesome when they in a mood to prank, whether it is each other or not! 

[clydesgod]

Mothering Sunday

A small drabble for Mothers day (UK) featuring Richard and Krista Clydesgod. Featuring some other characters.

It was a cool, crisp spring morning at the Clydesgod manor. Krista had spent most of the morning making all of the kids breakfast and opening gifts from them all. Well, mostly all of them. Richard was actually yet to give her a gift, insisting he was still ‘working on it’. Krista knew he probably was planning something creative. She didn’t really mind, she couldn’t wait to see it.

She was washing the plants from breakfast. They had a washing machine, sure, but she never trusted those machines. She preferred washing them by hand, it was almost relaxing when she got into a rhythm. She placed the last plate onto a rack, and looked around to look at the window outside. Where was little Dewi?

“Mabon? Dear?” She asked, turning her head to look directly at Mabon. He was lounging in his big chair, taking a much needed day off from working at the local council. He worked himself almost to death sometimes, he was really keen on getting a possible position at the Senedd Cymru. He looked over at her, placing his newspaper onto his lap as he began to move his hands around, trying to think of where he could be.

“I do not know,” He signed, thinking Krista knew. Mabon couldn’t speak English, though he did speak fluent Welsh. However, people do find his accent to be rather difficult to understand, so he did take lessons in British sign language in order for people to understand him much better. He didn’t really need to do it around Krista though, he was more or less just practicing. “I think he said he was going to work on something upstairs, no?”

Krista sighed, drying her hands on a teatowel nearby. She moved over towards Mabon, placing a little smooch on the top of his forehead.

“Thank you dear, keep up the good work!” She mused, patting his cheek as she left Mabon with a pink flush on his cheeks. She moved on, heading upstairs through the big manor. Rhys was outside, messing about on the swing. Gwyneth was in her room as usual, probably drawing in her own time at her new desk.

Richard never stayed in one place. Often moving from playing outside to watching TV at his whim. He had a bit of an active imagination, and did tire out easily after playtime. Once she got to his room, she was rather shocked to find it closed shut. Richard would’ve never usually done this, what was he planning? 

She knocked on the door, not wanting to burst inside in case he was still working on something.

“Dewi?” She asked, “May I come in?”

A pause.

“Er. Ooooooooooooooooooooone second. I'm still finishing up a little thingy.” He replied, the sound of something falling over being present during his reply.

Suffice to say, Krista got a bit worried. She stayed patient however, waiting outside of his room. Waiting, and waiting.

She knocked again, a bit more concerned now.

“Richard? Are you okay? It’s been 10 minutes now.” She asked, almost tempted to open the door.

“One more second pleaaaaaaase.” This time, the sound of glitter falling around being present.

More time passed, and she knocked again.

“R-richard. It’s been half an hour. I hope you’re not making me a huge mess I’ll have to clean up?” She half-joked.

“Mmmmmm lemmie just add this ooooooooone thing and…” He paused, Krista’s hand was now inches away from the doorknob.

“...Yeah! It’s done now-”

The door swung open, Krista stumbled into Richard’s bedroom by accident. Maybe the wait got her a bit too nervous. She wasn’t too sure what he was planning, the last thing she’d want to do was find her son all covered in glitter and glue...again.

However, she’d open her eyes wide as she saw what Richard had got her. His arms were outstretched, and he held in his hand what looked like a hairband with 2 fake unicorn horns on it. They had been painted pink, and had glitter all over it. Glue was dotted all around as well.

Richard was beaming, holding it up towards her like it was an offering for some kind of god.

“I know people always look at you because you don’t have horns and we all do so I made you something so people won’t look at you anymore!!! I made the horns pink like your hair and, and the glitter is like...erm...like it’s very cool and stylish.” He said, his voice somewhat shaky as he moved the make-shift headband around to show her all the little details.

“I got most of the stuff to make this from Gwyneth’s room and I...mom? What’s wrong?”

Krista, not saying a word, took the makeshift horns from Richard, slowly examining them. It was a child’s work, sure, but something about it felt...special. She’d try to put it on, struggling a bit as she didn’t want to accidentally snap it in her hands. It sure didn’t help that her hair was much different than everyone else's. She turned her head, looking at a little mirror that Richard kept in his room. She looked, well, ridiculous...but she didn’t seem to care whatsoever.

“I hope you don’t mind but I sort of used all the glue so can we get some more tomorrow?” He asked, as Krista looked down at him. She slowly knelt down, wrapping her arms around his head and bringing him into a comforting , gentle hug.

“Oh Dewi...it’s so...it’s so wonderful. Thank you so much dear,” she replied, her voice sounding genuine as something got caught in her eye. “I can’t thank you enough, dear. You’ve made my day...just don’t tell Rhys and Gwyneth that, okay?”

She giggled, pulling away from the hug but keeping knelt down. She looked over at Richard’s ‘work space’, seeing a mess of paint and glitter all over the floor. He at least knew to have something covering the carpet...but it didn’t help that it was his bedsheets. Oh well, she could easily throw that in the washing machine.

“Thank you mama.” Richard replied, hugging her back as he wrapped his arms around her legs. Krista only chuckled, patting his head as she looked back at herself in the mirror. She was pretty sure people didn’t stare at her because of a lack of horns...but she honestly didn’t mind.

“Say, where did you even get these things from? I don’t remember your father taking you to the clothes store. I didn’t even know you had unicorn toys.” She asked, poking the fake horns as she pondered.

“Oh! I took them from Gwyneth’s room! She had those big unicorn things so I just took the horns off them! I even borrowed one of her hairbands!”

Krista fell silent, and looked down at Richard. He was smiling, still hugging into her leg. She let out a sigh, he had good intentions...but he really needed to ask for permission first.

Around 20 years later...

“Mom.” Richard sternly said, entering the living room as he held a small wrapped up present in his hand.

“Yes dear?” Krista replied, wearing the same horns on her head as she acted confused to what was wrong. She kept them all this time, maintaining them and wearing them every mother’s day. She thought it was cute. Richard did as well, until he turned into a teenager and started despising her for keeping it all this time.

“You can’t keep doing this to me,” he replied, sitting down next to her on the couch as he handed her his present. “If Vitalis was here he’d mock me for the rest of my days.”

“Doesn’t he do that already?” She asked, taking the present from him and looking at it. It was a little small, but she didn’t mind. “Anyway, let me see what’s inside here then.”

As she unwrapped the gift, Richard turned on the TV in an attempt to distract himself from her reaction. He didn’t really get her anything special this year, just a nice necklace he saw on sale. He never really knew what she wanted so he just settled for jewelry.

Despite Richard’s thoughts, Krista’s eyes shone like the stars, taking the necklace out and promptly putting it around her neck. It was a silver chain necklace, with a little octopus design below it. She looked over at Richard, making sure he saw how grateful she was.

“Thank you little Dewi!” She exclaimed, suddenly wrapping her arms around his head and pulling him into a hug.

“M-mOM!” He replied, struggling to get out of her grip. She knew he always acted annoyed but, deep down, he loved it.

It was just another mothers day for Krista Clydesgod.

[ameliashepherdwannabe]

@doep1csh1t

Its a bit long i know, but i love long one-shots. Please let me know if you like it! its based in early season 12.

I Don’t Get Sick!

Amelia’s POV

I sat outside of GSM, it was the middle of summer, almost the hottest week. The breeze was warm on my face, almost like a fever dream, that peaceful.

Someone tapped me on the shoulder, I turned my head around quickly,

“Amelia! Jeez I called you like twelve times!” Meredith spat, her voice causes my head to throb, is she seriously that loud,

“God, Mer I was just zoned out,” I returned,

“Get up we have a consult,” she grabbed my arm and pulled me up,

“Easy there no need to be aggressive,” I tease, we laugh and I put my head on her shoulder, for some reason it just feels so heavy,

“Mmm, your nice and warm,” we walk slowly through the front doors of the hospital, “Too warm,” quickly she puts her hand on my forehead, but I didn’t move my head, her hand was so cold,

“You have a fever Amelia,” she says, kind of like a question,

“It’s not a fever, I’ve been in the sun,” I move my head away from her hand quickly, which causes the world to spin slightly, “I’m fine, let’s get to the consult,”

She nods, still a bit suspicious. I needed to make sure that I wouldn’t make any move that would cause her to think I was sick. I never get sick.

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I was about leave the x-ray room when Mer held me back and waited until we were alone. I was too tired for her shenanigans. I was freezing and my whole body was heavy. My head throbbed and I was a little nauseous. I just wanted to fling my body onto my bed and stay there. My shift was over now.

“How do feel?” Meredith crossed her arms and looked down at me,

“Fine,” I lied,

“How are you actually? Don’t force me to make you the patient-” I let a breathe slowly out of my mouth and grip the table, it’s like Meredith was psychic, she knew I was never gonna want to give myself up, “You’re nauseous,” she came up to me and put her hand on the back of my neck then my forehead, still they were cold and I felt like crap. But I couldn’t tell if I was hot or if I was cold. Then a set of chills caused me to shake, and badly. Mer put her hands on my shoulders to stop me from shaking. I was cold, so, so, so cold. She brought me into her arms and I felt warmth.

“You’re burning up, my god” by this point there was no denying it, but I was too stubborn to give in,

“I don’t feel so hot,” she laughed at my comment,

“That’s the fever talking,”

“Nooooooo,” She was comforting, like my mom was when I was sick when I was little.

“C’mon, let’s go home,” she put her arm around my shoulders and led me out of the x-ray room. A second wave of nausea hit me and I grabbed Mer’s waist.

“You okay?” she asked, no I feel worse then shit,

“I’m- i’m fine,” i am not going to vomit in the middle of the hallway, oh god. This time I was way more nauseous. Then Maggie caught up with us. Great. Just Great.

“Oh my god you look terrible,” she says too loudly, I put more of my body wait on Mer. I could feel the cold sweat dripping down my face.

“She’s got a fever, for sure. Maggie, could you get a thermometer from a supply closet?” Mer asked her, then another wave of nausea hit me and I gagged,

“Amelia, you okay?” Maggie asked concerned,

“Ugh, I think I should probably get to a bathroom,” I looked at Mer, and ran to the nearest bathroom and to the middle stall and threw up. Mer ran up to me and rubbed my back. I laid down and admired the cool floor. She flushed the toilet then pushed my hair away. I was wet, sticky, and shivering. Someone came in and locked the door.

“Hey it’s me,” I heard Maggie knock on the stall door and Mer got up and unlocked it. I moaned when she moved her hand away from my face.

“Did you get the thermometer?” she asked, Maggie nodded and handed it to her. Everything is so fuzzy and soft. She was about to put it in the thermometer in my mouth but I put my hand out to stop her,

“I think I ate something bad,” I closed my eyes,

“Amelia, I don’t think it’s food poisoning. We ate the same thing, and I don’t feel bad at all,” Maggie sat down and put her hand on my shoulder,

“Amelia I really need to check your temp,” Mer pleaded,

“No thanks, I’m good,” I replied. She sighed and shoved the thermometer in my mouth. It was cold.

beep

beep

BEEP

“101.7, not the worst but could be better. Amelia I think you have the stomach flu,” just then I leaned over and threw up in the toilet again, panting heavily in the toilet bowl. Meredith rubbed my back and held my hair back. The rubbing just made me even more nauseous and caused me to throw up again.

“Go get an IV bag and tubes, saline and some energy drinks,” Maggie nodded and scurried out, Mer got up and locked the door behind her. But with Mer’s hand gone it made even more nauseous. If that was even possible. I vomited more. How did I eat that much food? Mer ran back to me while I slumped back on the stall wall and flushed the toilet. She stroked my head and held me in her arms.

“Do you think you can make it home without yacking on my car?” she asked jokingly,

“I don’t think there’s anything left in me,” she laughed at that.

“You ready to get up?” I nodded, she grabbed me under my armpits and helped me get up. The world spun and I flopped into her arms. I dug my head into her neck and felt her cold skin against my hot, sweaty face.

“If you tell me you don’t feel awful, I might have to duck tape your mouth shut,”

“I don’t feel that bad, just a little nauseous,” I lied,

“Mmm-hmm, sure,” we walked slowly out of the bathroom and met Maggie in the elevator.

“Mer, I’m gonna fall asleep,” I say softly and start slipping from her grasp. Maggie comes over and helps Mer hold me up.

“Once we get into the car you can sleep alright?” I nod and lean against Maggie, Mer deserved a break.

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Halfway to the car, my insides felt an urge to return to the outside world and I vomited in the nearest trash can. I moaned and Maggie rubbed my back, which never helps, but it makes me feel worse if it’s not there.

“Ugh, I don’t get sick,” I groaned,

“Everybody gets sick,” Maggie said sympathetically,

“C’mon let’s get you home. And you better not stink up my car,” Meredith came up to me and led me to the car. Maggie helped me in and sat next to me. I put my head in her lap and snuggled up to her while Mer started driving home.

“I’m so cold,” I shivered while another set of chills ran through me.

“You poor thing,” Maggie stroked my face and pushed my sweaty hair away, “Your really, really warm Amelia,” I close my eyes and Maggie puts her jacket around me. Just then, Mer skids over a rock and it makes my stomach turn.

“Mer,” I say queasily, “pull over,”

“Amelia-,” Mer questioned,

“NOW!” I opened the car door and got off the side of the highway, grabbed a tree to stabilize myself and threw up. Maggie ran after me and rubbed my back. I dropped down to my knees and dry heaved. Meredith ran out of the car and handed me an energy drink.

“Here, drink this it’ll make you feel better,”

“Mm-mmn. No,”

“Amelia you’ll get dehydrated,”

“So I can give my body another chance to just throw it up? No thanks,”

“Fine then i’ll get the needle and the IV bag of saline,” I sit my back against the thin little tree and grab the drink out of Mer’s hand. I open it, which takes up all of my strength and stare blankly down at the blue, sweet-smelling liquid. I bring it up to my mouth and stick my tongue into it. The taste made me queasy. I sipped a little bit and swallowed it.

“That much wouldn’t even cure the thirst of an ant. Amelia, drink a good sip.” Mer said. I looked back down in the drink and saw my sweaty, pale reflection. I put it up to my mouth and pretended to swallow. I put the drink down and quickly capped it. They seemed to buy it. Maggie and Mer helped me up and into the car. I leaned back against Maggie and closed my eyes knowing I felt too terrible to sleep. Mer drove home.

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I ended up sleeping the entire way home. When we got their, Maggie woke me up and spoke softly, “Amelia, we’re home,”

“Mmmmmm,” I groaned and she helped me sit up, “Maggie my stomach hurts,” I hugged my torso and leaned against her. Mer came and open the door which caused a burst of cold air to come in and a set of chills to run down my spine. Maggie rubbed the sides of my shoulders,

“We should get her inside,” I heard Mer say softly to Maggie,

“Amelia, can you get up?” Maggie asked, in response I just plopped my head back on the chair which made my ears ring.

“My head hurts too,” I mumbled. Mer sighed and wrapped her hands around my body and lifted me up. I rested my head on her shoulder and wiped the sweat off my face on her shirt. I heard Mer say something about taking care of the kids. Maggie told her she would and went in first. We stumbled into the house slowly and I looked up the staircase that normally looked so much smaller than it did right now.

“Amelia we need to get up stairs and you can go to sleep okay?” I nod put my hand on the rail. She helps push me up. I take a step, then a step, and a step. Suddenly my head starts to really hurt,

“Oww,” I say,

“What’s wrong?” by this point she’s practically holding me up. My legs turn into jello and I start to fall. Mer catches me and lowers me slowly. I was shaking uncontrollably.

“Chills, huh? Come here,” she opened her arms for me too lean back in, but I just put my head against the railing and looked down. Admiring the coolness of the wood. I felt a twinge of pain in my stomach and exhaled slowly. I gave in and leaned back in Mer’s arms and she put her hands on my stomach. They were warm, from touching me, so I took them and put them under my scrub top. I closed my eyes and I let her stroke my head. I heard the kids laughing and Maggie joking with them.

“You ready to get up again?” she whispers in my ear. I nod and let her help me stand up. I leaned on her and let her half carry me. We finally got to her room and she helped me into her bed.

“Why are we in here?” I asked her softly,

“Because it’s closer to the bathroom,” she said,

“Of course,” I said, the emotion drained from my voice. She left the room and came back with my pajamas.

“Here change into these,” she handed them to me, I shook my head,

“Amelia you're still wearing your scrubs,” she sighed and pulled me up. Then she took my top off, leaving my bra on, and but the thin t-shirt on me. I gave in and changed my pants to a pair of loose shorts and laid back down. Mer tucked me in and sat down next to me. She rubbed my back and felt my forehead and the back of my neck again.

“Amelia, i’m gonna check your temperature again,” she got up and rustled around for something in the bathroom. I felt really queasy again and sat up.

“Mer,” she grabbed a trash can and I put my face over it and breathed in and out of my mouth trying to get less nauseous. She rubbed my back which made me want puke more, but I couldn’t, there was nothing left in my stomach. I put my head back down on the pillow feeling especially nauseous, clammy, and cold. Mer pulled up the sheets and I burrowed in. She put the thermometer in my mouth, I was too weak to fight anything.

“103.4,” Mer sighed, “you’re getting worse, I’m gonna get some motrin m’kay?” I just closed my eyes.

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“Auntie Amelia?” Someone shook me awake, “You’re so sweaty!”

“Zola?” I muttered,

“I have some ice cream, water and medicine for you!” she said cheerily, I needed to downplay my symptoms, I couldn’t seem so sick in front of Zola. So I just smiled and sat up, no matter how much it killed my head. She put down the tray and skipped around the bed and turned the TV on and snuggled up to me.

“Are you gonna eat your ice cream?” she snuggled up to me,

“Of course Zozo!” I tentatively take a big bite of the cold food, instantly regretting swallowing it. I smiled at her and she smiled back and started playing Finding Nemo.

“We’ll only watch half, it’s almost my bed time,” she hugged me tightly,

“Take your medicine!” she took the purple syrup up to my nose, the smell made me gag, “It’ll make you feel better!” she sang, i’m not so sure about that. I let her feed it to me and followed it with a large gulp of water. Maggie came in,

“Zola, let’s let Auntie Amelia sleep alright?” She nodded and gave me a kiss on my forehead, “Eat your ice cream!” I took the last bite of the ice cream and she smiled and skipped out. Maggie closed the door behind her and I shimmied back under the covers. She came over and moved the tray on to the floor and sat next to me. Another set of chills ran through me and Maggie slid herself under my head and squeezed me while I shook.

“Maggie i’m gonna-” she brought the trash can up to me while I threw up again. She rubbed my back while I kept vomiting. Mer ran in and had the IV bag and needle in her arms.

“No Mer please, I just want to sleep,” she didn’t listen and just yanked my arm,

“When I’m done you can sleep okay?” I leaned back on Maggie and groaned while she inserted the needle.

“I’m putting in saline and anti-nausea medication,” she held the bag and shut the lamp off. Maggie and Mer got under the covers while I curled up into a ball.

“Let’s get some sleep okay?” Maggie turned towards me,

“Yes let’s do that,” Meredith spoke softly and pulled me into her grasp.

“Yep,” I agreed. I drifted off to a feverish sleep while Mer stroked my sweaty hair and Maggie softly snored.

What a day.

[smol-sunnie]

aaaaaaaAAAaaAAAAhhhhHh thank you @anasuisprisonwife for tagging me and anyone else who may have i’m usually mobile and the notification system on mobile fucking sucks

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name? sunnie!

Birth year? 1990

Sign? libra/horse

Height? 5'1" :')

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs:

5 AM - SALM ft. K. Flay

Rillo Talk - Wild Child

Sun Comes Up - The Used

My My - Menomena

Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, what’s the 17th line?

it doesn't have a 17th line (half taken up by a picture) so here, have a paragraph: "There are two main agate genesis theories. One suggests that agates formed from the inflow of mineral-rich aqueous solutions into empty vesicle pockets. This theory will be discussed first. The second is the silica gel theory, which suggests that agates formed from silica gel clumps in molten lava." (you guessed it: a book about agates. side note i have a tumblr for reblogging rocks here)

Ever had a song or a poem written about you?

yeah, sort of. i mean my ex would write lil freeform things about me back when we first started dating and he wasn't such a jackass.

When was the last time you played air guitar?

shoot it was last week at therapy when i was telling my therapist how plucking a ukulele string on the board makes it sound slightly different than plucking it over the hole in the body

Celebrity Crush(es)?

don't really get them but tessa thompson and janelle monae are something else lemme tell you… like i just think they're super pretty. idris elba is also mmmmmm he hansom,,,, but beyond just thinking they're neat i don't have a legit crush

What’s a sound you hate/love?

i love thunderstorms aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Do you believe in ghosts?

i mean… i dunno?? i used to hunt ghosts for funsies and i think it'd be pretty dope. i keep joking about wanting to haunt a rich person's house when i die and live my best afterlife, maybe fuck with em and make em paranoid by like… harmless haunting shenanigans.

Do you believe in aliens?

hell yeuh, the universe is far too big for us to be alone

Do you drive?

yes and oh my god I LOVE MY CAR. she's a 2016 blue honda fit and her name is andromeda or andy for short.

Last book you read?

the book of mythicality

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

i'm kind of neutral on it, i think?

The last movie you saw?

kUnG fU hUsTlE bAbEyYyYyYyY (i love martial arts films in general but kung fu hustle is just my shit)

Do you have any obsessions rn?

jjba (if you can’t tell), rocks and minerals have been an obsession since i was like 3 or 4 (i have a box from when i collected rocks but i spelled it ‘rooks’ if that says anything... lil babby mineralogist wannabe).... uhhhhmhgn that’s basically it?

Do you tend to hold grudges?

not really, i don’t think.

Are you in a relationship?

of sorts. we are absolutely into each other and we call each other lover but we're in completely different states right now which sucks. we get by with texting and the occasional discord call (one of which lasted 7 hours but felt like it was over in an instant gfjdkshg) i just like… really like them a lot and they make me really happy. it's nice to have someone who treats me like an equal and a human while also operating on the same chaotic wavelength that i do

ANNNND at this point i have no clue who has been tagged and who hasn’t so if you haven’t done this and you want to fucking go NUTS go CRAZY go StUPID

[briteboy]

okay i’m gonna be real with you. i have...a LOT...of messages. going as far back as like...january? probably? i know...i’m so bad...don’t crucify me. i tried to get through all of them but there were a lot that i didn’t have a worthwhile reply for so i’m sorry if i didn’t answer something you sent :{

so here we have: a lot of nice things, a lot of santisms, reactions to the lou and cillian punchout, a few responses to my portfolio and other stuffs...i wanted to put astrology asks in at the end but it’s...a lot more than i thought it was and it’s 3 am so i’d rather die than answer all of those LMAO sorry. i’ll get to it next time

Anonymous said:

u can delete the snorting cum asks but it will still follow you for eternity

okay so I saw the ask about snorting cum and it reminded me of a time that cum came out of my nose. It was gross but my boyfriend and I laughed it off. idk. I thought it would be a funny thing to share!! i'd understand if you didn't want this on your blog!! (maybe it makes you laugh!!)

wELL. WE’RE OFF TO A GOOD START HERE. i’m screaming at this...i hope nothing EVER comes out of my nose ever in life...i hate this but ur right it did make me laugh

(Winry anon again) Also, did you get her name from FMA Winry Rockbell because if so I love it

hehe...yes...

hornybodies

this is what bartsim calls me and i hate her for it

whats the truth bitch

I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT BUT I’M LAUGHIGN

i never realised how much i actually missed santi but now im CRYING AND I WANT HIM BACK IN EVERY SINGLE POST WITH LOU BY HIS SIDE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER PLEASE

I missed santirat's beautiful face there are literal tears rn

me too...i hate that i miss him so much it’s so freaking dumb...i haven’t cried to my own story in a while but i bet i’m gonna once santi’s comeback rolls around. i’m already bracing myself

nvm u can have the lovely rat back, that way my heart wouldn’t be hurting like it is now

honestly yeah that’s fair

Been silently following your blog and though I'm more of a "ghost"(? What does that even mean¿) follower, I can't help but express just how chocked I am to see Santi again OMG. Gutted Lou has had a flashback, she does not deserve this. :'(

hello casper the friendly ghost...i love having santi pop up with surprise flashbacks hehe...ur right though she DOES NOT NEED THIS in her life, but it will get better for her soon do not fret my ghoulish friend

I need more pics of Lou and Santi together I’m not satisfied, thankssss

ELI AND MIYU GETTING SO EXCIted WHEN LOU TOLD THEM SHE LIKES GIRLS MY HEART :’)

HEHEH i love it cause that’s literally how my friends and i act, it was fun to write in a scene :~} i’m glad you liked it :’}}

Yeah when I cut my hair short everyone assumed I liked girls I found it kind of odd, but I didn't care too much. It mostly just made me end up realizing all the shit lgbt people go through, one time a guy literally went up to me and my friend, my bff who no one really knew was a lesbian was terrified because he said "oh dont worry lesbians are hot, but gay guys are just disgusting" it ended up he was talking to me, i just rolled up a piece of paper as tight as I could and smacked him on the head

EWW first of all that guy can take his weird fetishization and homophobia elsewhere thanks...i’m glad you threw a paper ball at him LMAO. but yeah on one hand, coming from ignorant/straight people it’s like “uhhhh why would you assume that about me”, within the lgbt community it’s like...common ground...an inside joke...i guess? so it’s weird. the link between hair, clothes and sexuality is can definitely be harmful in certain circumstances

fiona is my spirit animal and i love her ok thanks for coming to my TED Talk

that was illuminating thank you

i re-read santis story and i s2g i've read it so many times idk, but like its so easy to read i dont mean like emotionally but it flows really well. and like its not too confusing i hate when people make overly convoluted stories in an excuse for being deep its some good shit good job my dude

AKJSDKGKSJD THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i never expected anyone to read it oNCE let alone REPEATEDLY...that really makes me so happy though because it’s definitely something you have to go back and read to catch all the details. ahhhhh thank you so much, i never ever want my story to be too complicated so i’m glad you don’t think it is!!

im crying because your recent post reminds me so much of my relationship with my mom when i was younger... she was always out of a job and sometimes we had to resort to living with other family members, it was all really hard on her and especially with having a kid she had to take care of at the same time. even though these are fictional characters, it’s comforting to know that other people have gone through the same situations i have. i love fiona and lou so much, they’re my heart and soul <3

OMG ;_________; i’m crying i’m so glad it resonates with you...i had a lot of friends growing up who were in similar situations and i think i kinda based lou and fi’s relationship on that, so you’re definitely not alone <33 i’m so glad you love them i love u

basically what I’ve learned from these asks is that Gianni is a perfect god-like human and I want one

he is. one time an anon told me they were like santi but they wanted to be rooney and i was like “i’m both santi and rooney on different days and i want to be gianni.” now u know why

hi, i just wanted to pop in and say that i really, really love your blog and i admire your editing skills SO much, i think you are EXTREMELY talented and i don't think you get told that enough. i've been following you for awhile now and i am in love with ALL of your stories, characters and edits you've put out! you're really an inspiration to me and i hope someday my edits can turn out as good as yours!! i don't have reshade so it's harder for me, but i'm trying to learn!! ok have a good day :-)

OMFG ;-; I DO GET TOLD IT A LOT AND IT STILL SEEMS FAKE...you don’t have to go out of your way to compliment me ;___; but thank you so so so much i’m crying...it makes me so giddy that i might inspire someone like WHAT...i don’t even know what i’m doing half the time i edit so u will definitely be able to catch up to me one day even if you don’t have reshade, i know it. i edited without reshade for like 2 and a half years on this blog so you can do it i promise!! have a good day/night/life i love u

fuck my succ

I'm in need of some giannti in my life

we all need some gianti in our lives

Hey! I just wanted to say that ur an amazing writer. You portray everything so well, it’s insane. I want to be a writer someday and I hope my writing is at least somewhat close to yours. Have an awesome day my dude💕

WOW I’M CRYING...i still have a lot of room to grow and so do you, i hope you are able to become the writer you want to be :’} and thank you so much for the wonderful compliment i’m emo have a great day as well

aver is my queen, confirmed.

avey is everyone’s queen confirmed

oksy but listen, look up the model Charlotte Ray Spencer

i did but i couldn’t find her?? all that came up was ray spencer obituaries in charlotte, SC LMFAO...charlotte spencer is an actress tho it seems, is that...who...? omfg

MAY I JUST OFFER THIS NEW SONG OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD CALLED VOID BC I HAVE A FEELING SANTI WOULD LOVE IT (it's also meant for my aggressive sadboi oc)

OH I LOVE THIS IT FITS PERFECTLY WITH THE PLAYLIST I’M MAKING FOR THE NEW ERA OF SANTI...THANK YOU I’M TOTALLY ADDING IT

I had a ectopic pregnancy when I was seventeen but I feel like I got off lightly compared to Molly. Your story is so beautiful in so many ways, I think it’s incredible how much character development you’ve managed to pull off honestly I’m amazed. Thank you ❤️

omg ;_______; i don’t even know what to say to this, but it means so much to me i can’t even put it into words. thank you thank you thank you so much, and i’m so sorry you had to go through that as well. molly was an extreme case and i hope no one has to go through what she went through. i’m glad you’re okay now, and thank you so much for reaching out to me and reading my story at all ;-; <3333

just a heads up: the links button on your ccfinds blog goes to the femmefinds url still

oh yeah i know i’m gonna be real with you...i’m too lazy to fix it lmAO

Luv your stick n poke tats u posted!!! Could u do more? Maybe on diff places on the bod?? Ur so talented. Xx

omg that was FOREVER ago...maaaaaybe in the future...we shall see...but thank you <33

Can u do a family portrait for all ur characters like u did w Lou!!!

oooooh hehe i probably will in the future!!

Kill v maim is one of my favorite songs of all time omg it makes me wanna wear ripped jeans and a leather jacket and cover myself in glitter and smash some windows with a baseball bat MMMMMM

HELL yeah me too...i become a cyber punk alien vampire when i hear that song

maybe do a casting call posted here ? u have many followers and im sure a good chunk live in ur area and would be willing to model ^_^

omg SCARY...i probably could tho tbh that’s a good idea, thank you!

hi sunny, what program do you use to merge your cc and what do you use to detect and remove broken cc that just doesn't work in game anymore? thanks!

i actually haven’t merged on my new laptop yet but i used s4s for merging and there’s the mod conflict detector!!

My game hasn't been working since the first Cats and Dogs patch but I uninstalled and reinstalled and it finally works again 😭

sunny!! would you recommend your computer to play ts4 on? has it good graphics, can handle the highest settings and so? i really need a new computer but i have no idea which one to go for

yes i would recommend it!! i have reshade, ultra settings and like 8 gb of cc.

thanks for answering my ask eee ur story is probably the best ive read on here and yeah. i love how everything connects and everyones just so real. you dont have to post this i just wanted to thank you for being my inspiration and making me smile, laugh, cry, and scream in the middle of the night with your characters.

I LOVE U...it still sounds so fake to me when people say i inspire them, i don’t even know how to respond to all this ;-; just thank you for sparing a glance my way and resonating with my creations. <3 we scream and cry 2gether

I listened to Separator by Radiohead on repeat whilst reading Santi’s story and now that song just reminds me of him and Lou. I’d totally suggest listening to it’s so good! As is your story :3 xxx

oh radiohead that’s good sh*t...i’m listening to it now and i feel the santou vibes...especially when santi’s feeling out of his mind and she’s the only one who can calm him...haha cool..anyways THANK YOU!!!!

how do you make poses for the roof? i'm not sure how i can know if the sims will clip into the roof or float

honestly i just...eyeball it...because all roofs are different and you can’t put them into blender so. i just winged it lmao...i just made a pose that looked like it could’ve been lou climbing out the window, only the rig was still ground level, and then i used alt + 9 to lift the teleporter onto the roof as best as i could. that’s why it probably wouldn’t be a very practical pose to release, because i have no way of making it easy to use 

Lou punched him and I knew it would happen. 😀👌 nice, nice I like Lou whopping ass.

hehe i’m glad you enjoyed it...who knew she had a freaking hook like that

ok a theory... santi went to look for molly's mother and yea

omg tell me cillian sings every other freckle at some point

OMFG well...that song came out in 2013 and the current flashback year is 2008 so. i would personally murder cillian myself if he was still in lou’s life 5 years after this honestly

hey kitty girl! i was wondering if you could answer this teensy lil question i got. im writing a "story" anddd i was trying to figure out how to make some parts not cliche. like i hate reading about whatever and being like girll ive done seen this before so i just needs to know. kisses

i absolutely love how this is worded and the fact that u called me kitty, very cute. anyway...this is pretty broad, perhaps you could clarify what kinda cliches you want to steer clear from? a lot of the time when i know something is gonna be cliche and there’s no avoiding it, i just kinda own up to it and try to subtly point out how cliche it is and somehow that makes it work out better...like being self aware somehow adds another more realistic element to the story that makes it better? idk...anyway dm me if you need help!!

so.... lou can remember more of what happened? this is good! go 2 the police bitch! tell them!!!!!!!

she should!! but the only problem is she doesn’t have proof. so... 🤔

how do you write your stories in a way that everything is organized and you're certain and not confused with everything? i mean, do you have any way for writing that let you develop your stories with not so much difficults? i'm trying to write an story for months but i only have a few of the most important events on my mind, i don't know how to develop another important details, i always feel that everything is confuse or crap

hmmmmm well my mind is very ah convoluted so it’s a wonder any of this comes out even somewhat cohesive? but basically i have a very good memory and utilize google docs a lot hahaha. i’ve gone in depth about my writing process here!

whats a good way when it comes to starting a sims story? i mean like the first post? :/

ummmmmm maybe test the waters a bit and just make a post introducing your character(s) first? or dive right in and get sh*t started. it could go either way tbh

boyish by japanese breakfast is a santixlou bop

oh sh*t!!!!!! i love japanese breakfast!! and i love this thank you!

So is lou like into cillian in a way? Making him kinda be in her type

as of right now (in the flashbacks)? HELL fucking no. but you’re right, she did say those things in the future to santi. so 🤔

Everyone guessing shit stupidly annoys me haha. I'M UNOBSERVANT AND I DON'T WANNA GO BACK AND CHECK SHIT, LET ME LIVE. *Like* if you a ~dum~ reader who doesn't want every bit of foreshadowing called out. lol

i respect this honestly whenever i drop the hottest foreshadowing of 2018 i never expect my inbox to flood like it does but here we are and i am amazed

CILLIAN NEEDS TO FUCKING FIGHT ME (TYPING THIS ON MY COMPUTER BC I SAW HIS DINOSAUR ASS AND CHUCKED MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW)

i’m screaming...i’m so sorry it’s my fault about your phone but like also i’m poor i can’t pay for that

i'm studying your latest posts because they're beautiful and my hatred for that long necked bitch is intensifying -- what makes me burn even more is that he's still wearing her necklace, can we say let the bitch burn?

burn babey burn

Why don't you use quick tags?

i’m dumb is why

CILLIAN IS SUCH A SHITASS I HATE HIS FACE WHY R U DOING THIS TO ME

BRUHHHHH THE DINOSAUR LOOKIN ASS BOY IS B A C K run

WAIT THE NECKLACE. HE STOLE THE MCFUCKING NECKLACE BROOOOO

What if Fi's blue eyes are from... Cillian..?

wHY did you have to make him cute and fucking cool though? I still hate him but it's harder.

NVM I JUST LOOKED AT THE POST AGAIN HES WEARING HER NECKLACE INHOPE SHE CHOKES HIMS WOTH IT THIS TIME

I SCREAMED AT THIS SERIES OF QUESTIONS OISDFNGJKDSKJN yeah sorry he’s conventionally attractive but unsettlingly so and i feel uneasy when i look at him and plus the fact that he’s literally evil so .

im like, to 90% sure that cillian is in ace joker. so that song might have reminded lou of him...

this was sent right after that scene of lou hearing the song at pippin’s, so

My conspiracy theory is that cillian is Lou's father. Speakimg of which are we gonna get to that soon, I'm dying of curiosity;.;

I’M LAUGHING I THINK U MEANT FIONA’S FATHER AKSJDKJGDSJ but yeah well. You’ll See

what do u resize ur photos to?

whatever 33% of 1920x1080 is i forget. i have a resizing + sharpening action so i just run that

im about to kill those kids if they keep fucking with my baby

THESE BITCHES BULLYING MY BABY LOU? CATCH THESE HANDS

me @ these ugly kids:

Who are the best creators for mens clothing? I struggle so much to find good cc creators with men specifically!

badabing badaboom

I’m not sure if you’ve converted things before but do you know any good sims 3 cc to sims 4 tutorials? Or your followers?

errrrrr i have no idea i’m sorry :x

would you consider making like a photoshop psd file with all the layers in your editing process?

omg...heck no it would be so unhelpful OMFG mostly because my editing is just my own action + shading and highlighting unique to that pic

would you ever do an editing timlapse of your gameplay pics? 💖💖

ahhhhh maybe!! probably in the future!

OMG HEATHERS WAS FILMED AT MY HIGH SCHOOL AND IM JUST HYPED UP SEEING IT BEING MENTIONED ON THIS ACCOUNT!!

OMFG THAT’S RAD...i’ve literally only seen it once tho i’m fake

I'M SHOOK. my friend kinda asked me out and I wanna say yes but my parents won't let me date. I'm 18! I need your advice! -signed 18 and alone anon

um UR 18 BUDDY UR AN ADULT...DATE WHOEVER THE F*CK U WANT HONESTLY

Can you pretty please link some photoshop tutorials you recommend? I really want to make my photos more cinematic and like your's without totally copying you or someone else. All I do right now is sharpen, color balance, and add some noise and then resize. I really need some more ways to get better looking photos such as yours.

ahhhhh the problem is i don’t know of any i’m sorry...lmao this is totally unhelpful :\ i have my own editing tutorial which is outdated but can probably help you out with the basics of lighting effects and shading n stuff?

Heyyy, I saw that you answered a question about making a ps action like your reshade, and I just wanted to say that I would love that! Unfortunately Mac users like me, can’t use reshade unless boot camping Windows onto our computers...☹️ and your reshade is just soooo pretty...

i don’t know if i’ll be able to replicate the reshade effect totally but i could release the action i’ve made for myself? it warms up screenshots but is totally adjustable to your liking for different color tones so in that way it’s kinda similar to the reshade. i’ll seeeeee what i can do...i know the woes of mac users all too well, my friend

i just wanna give lou a big ol cozy hug :o((( pls

pls hug her she needs it.

Do you post on tumblr from your phome or from your computer? Just curious.

mostly from my computer, sometimes i answer messages on my phone while i’m out and you can tell because autocorrect actually makes me use proper capitalization for once in my life

how many hours have you played the sims? for me i have 4,070 hours. haha help

OMFG i think mine is like...900 or something...i can’t tell if that’s too much or too little, but it’s definitely inaccurate

if i could only look at one person's tumblr from now on it would be yours. ur literally the queen of tumblr #shookaf and also i really hope i die before you ever say ur leaving tumblr cause when u do, i will legit die and bury my own grave. i really appreciate u and hope one day i can be on ur level but rn im at level 1.5 while ur up in the millions :D

I’M SCREAMING PLEASE I AM A PLEB.............i cry u flatter me too much ;-; i genuinely hope i never leave this place because it’s been so fun and it’s helped me evolve so much as an artist and a writer, plus i made some of my greatest friends on here. so i hope that day never comes!! but who knows life is wild. anyway i’m sure you’re actually like at level 578 and are just being modest. it’s okay you don’t have to be humble

i think its so cool that you and wanderlust and other simmers use multiple worlds to make your own town and stuff. idk why but thats just so cool to me and i would have never thought of it. love your blog and story <3

omg!!! well i couldn’t resist, i love a bunch of them and can’t limit myself to just one ya know. plus the more i thought about it, the more my gen 2 story kinda centers around these kids from this one town and the town itself is very relevant. so i felt like i had to make my own!! and i’m very excited to get started with that hehe

I just met a guy named Rodrigo Santiago and I sCREAMED HOLY SHIT

Update (tho idk of you got the first one): I just got a text from a classmate named Rodrigo Santiago. I'm sCREECHING

no freaking way. there’s no way i don’t believe...i want proof...

YOU SO FUCKIN PRECIOUS WHEN U SMILE

dont worry about posting this or do idc but i just wanted to say you should write about whatever you want and not care about whether people think you condone it or not. if i (a gay male) were to write about lesbians its not like im saying YOU HAVE TO BE LESBIANS BLAH BLAH BLAH you know what i mean? or if im writing about a robbery doesnt mean im like condoning robbery so like idk you do you boo and keep it coming ;D ilysm btw

OMFG no yeah i get it, i mean i think now especially in this online environment, people are hyper aware of Problematique things and so they’re a little too quick to point fingers without looking deeper than the surface. and whatever it’s fine people are always gonna be like that because people are mostly inherently judgmental, especially when it comes to consuming media. artists/writers face stuff like this all the time because people refuse to look past the surface, hence why works have gotten misconstrued all the time. but yeah i really appreciate this sentiment, thank u i love u

hope this isnt a weird question but what is the image size that u used for your character page?? thnk u 💕

omg it’s 300x300

have u listened to visions of gideon by sufjan stevens i was listening to it while reading ur stories and it made me so :(

oh my boy sufjan aka gianni’s personality claim i love him...and this song is :{ but i love even if it’s from the nasty age gap peach fucking movie

If i was married to Jamie and he treatin’ our daughter like that… oh I swear HES GOT TO GO!

it’s 2 am i’m so tired answering all of these i forgot who jaime was for a sec i was like um why are we talking about GoT anyways good night

how does alpha hair work with reshade? it seems so good in your screenshots and i’ve seen that in others screenshots it looks bad? whats the secret?

well good morning haha jk i never went to sleep anyway here u go

hooow do you make adorable toddlers in ts4?? teach me, gimme some advice please :(((

chubby cheeks! big eyes! small faces! little but plump lips! a good skin! dats all

how did u get ur sim onto the fire escapes?

ze teleporter mod, that’s it

I snickered at the, THE RETURN OF SANTI. Like I imagine it written in red horror lettering and santi just busts down the door and says ho ho ho im back bench, Did U miss me?

honestly i own a calendar and if i knew a definite date u already fucking kNOW it would be up there

ahhh im sorry for asking but im wondering how you find voice claims?? i'm looking for some for my sims, but it's tough to find one that's *right*, you know?? and your voice claims are great!! thank you <3

OMG voice claims are HARD, i literally just like “collect” them over time...i have a list in my phone of voices i like/may use in the future lmao, but try to think of actors or musicians and search interviews/movie or tv scenes with them speaking!!

i don't even read your story but i still follow you because i love your personality, sim style and just your whole entire tumblr

u follow me for ME? UM...what are u doing here...i’m so sorry (i love u...)

do you have a different reshade preset for flashback screenshots and for the present ones?

i do not!! i just edit differently

what happened to the honeycomb?

OMFG it’s still there...but we legit haven’t seen it since girooni’s wedding so um...it’s gonna have to get a makeover. i’m gonna do it when girooni come back home so i can finally show rupi working there like...wow...she deserves to be seen

lou's dad is the biggest asshole and i am waiting for the day that bitch dies

us when he dies

shit theory: caroline goes to find and confront cillian about what he did in teen lou timeline. care ends up forming a crush on cillian and goes back to meet him several more times, but cillian ends up liking lou more which makes caroline jealous. and that's why they don't speak currently, 'cause cillian ruined lou's life in more ways than one.

uM holy fuck that’s all i got to say

pls tell me that Caro killed the dude that choked Lou (or beat his ass)

god i hope so !

how many people do you follow? are you “strict” with who you follow?

i follow 264 people and yeah i’ve gotten a bit stricter with it just cause like...i only want to follow people whose content i truly care about/will actually notice on my dash

would you ever do a sim dump?

probably in the future, it seems like people want more male and female sims from me SO

ramona got some moves tf

the girl is out here bobbing to the chicken dance like nobody’s business

have u seen the end of the fucking world? if u did what are your #thots

UM......................i watched the first episode ‘cause i heard so much about it and um.............................it was so bad OMFG i hated it. way too edgy for me. completely missed the mark. not into it at all. hard pass

CAN LOU PLEASE HAVE A MAN IN HER LIFE WHO IS NOT A COMPLETE TWAT PLEASE

HOPEFULLY ezra will follow through with that and i don’t necessarily mean in a romantic way but like...as her new roommate MAYBE he will be a blessing we can HOPE

I'm not sure if you've been asked this or not, but your poses are so good and I was wondering if you have ever considered making a pose pack? Sorry if this came off as rude! I love your posts!

i will probably in the future!! but first i gotta figure out which ones i’d actually include

okay so this is random but I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your sims stories. Everything is so perfect and I'm forever shook because I can't believe the "sets" you use are actually the game. Your sims are so fleshed out and you are a huge inspiration to me. Anyways sorry if this was weird but I'm like obsessed with ur blog. bYe

AJHSDHJFSD THANK YOU!!!!!!! yes somehow we work miracles into this game can u believe it...ahh but thank you so much, it means everything that i would inspire you in any way...like what...omg

Santi is actually standing outside present Lou’s apartment wondering where the fuck he went wrong

he’s been there for 6 months just on the street standing there please someone let him in .

LOUUUU OH MY GODDD SKKDSNSJDH MY BABY. SO THATS HOW SHE GOT THE SCAR. WOW

there it is fellas. this message is sooooo old i’m so bad

Have you read/heard of The Lunar Chronicles

i have not!! but i’ll jot it down!

I was wondering if you’ve ever had any problems with skins? For me some on the palm side of the hand it’s noticeably darker than what the skin is supposed to be.. like the rest comes out find but the hands are darker.

hmm...that’s weird, i haven’t seen that. i think it probably depends on the skin? or maybe your sim detail settings?

santi my daddy, honeybodies my mommy, lou looking like a cutie when she saw dat tiny puppy. my name is rappin anon, and i just wanted to say, ur are my favorite simblr basically saving my day. rappin anon OUT

o...my god

i love u

i love u...

[hyunjin-writes]

friends to lovers!hyungwon

so hyungwon as your best friend

somehow people can’t seem to grasp that concept of hyungwon being other than constantly sleepy

i mean, since all other kids in collage ever see him is when he’s in some oversized sweater, bed hair, books messily stuffed in his bag and just trying to pass his tests and all that

you would expect with his looks hyungwon would try to dress up a little

but lmao no he couldn’t care less

he’d appear to class with swollen face and pjs if he could

which happened once and kihyun, his roommate, swore that would be the last time he’d let anything like that happen.

but anyway, you’re hyungwon’s best friend and you guys met,,,, in a quite funny way to begin with

you both were freshman attending some start of school party or whatever

and you were just at the corner nursing your drink, not really wanting to get drunk and just observing others

it’s not a wild party but people are slowly getting drunker and more flirtier

and it’s just not your thing honestly you would rather stay in your room and binge watch friends or sleep or something

but your roommate dragged you out to this party saying it’s the start of a new chapter of life or whatever and you decided that maybe socializing a little wouldn’t do u any harm

only a few hours later you find yourself ready to head home and watch a movie alone

but just as you were about to dump your drink in the trash and leave

a tall shadow loomed over you and a body blocked your way

you look up to find a guy grinning down bashfully at you and.... is he sleepy???

if it was any guy you would have rolled your eyes because you were really not up to any games that night

but something about the way he bites his lips uncertainly or the way his fingers finddles with the end of his sleeves just made you ???what is he up to

so you look up at him and just raise your brows

“hyungwon” he put out his hand for a handshake and you shrugged, guessing no harm done by shaking his hand and telling him your name as well

only as soon as you tell him your name he starts talking - in a whole different language.

Portuguese

he was rambling on and on about something and if it wasn’t the fact that you actually self studied that language a little before you would have mistook him as drunk rambling

hyungwon: is smartly rambling in Portuguese

you: why are you telling me how the honeys are made in portuguese.

hyungwon: ..... huh?

you could clearly tell that hyungwon himself doesn’t know half of what he’s talking back so you stiffle back a laugh and said: I studied that language before, you know.

hyungwon: ......oh........

you: you memorized that, didn’t you.

hyungwon: w-wha- i- nO! no i- ...............ok maybe i did it was part of a dare from my friends

he pointed to a group of 5 boys sitting on the sofa and a few of them are actually already on the floor laughing their asses out

you laughed before waving at his friends only to look back at him “that was convincing, the way you spoke. I would have believed you know what you’re saying if i didn’t know the language already”

“that’s what i’m trying to go for. my friend dare me to act convincing to prove that im really an acting major, you know”

you asked if he’s an acting major because you’re in the film major and hyungwon just goes: well who knows, maybe one day i’ll act in a movie that you’re directing! he joked

and one thing goes to the other, you and hyungwon just started talking more that night and truth be told, you were actually comfortable with hyungwon

he is attractive, with his height and face and all but something about how witty and humourous he is just kind of makes you forget about you being attractted to him and just end up being more comfortable with him

so the night ended up with him walking you home to your dorm because he insisted so since “it’s late and you shouldn’t be walking alone”

you decline at first but he insisted and you figured his company during the walk wouldn’t do any harm either

and you were right

by the next day, when you see him at the campus’ cafe, you two were practically best friends as he jumps towards you with a wide smile before putting his arm around your shoulder and putting his coffee order under yours and made you pay for it too

well, that was freshman year and now it’s your 3rd year in collage and you’re halfway dying with the constant quizzes and assignments to pass in within said dates.

and being a film major just means more because going out to film for things only to realize that you don’t have enough clips while editing?

cues you banging your head on the table

but somehow having hyungwon as your best friend helps you big time especially when you need subjects to film in your short movie projects

so you and hyungwon hardly share classes together but the two of you would always make time to meet up after classes at the library or campus’ cafe or the auditorium when hyungwon have to practices to do

you were done with your last class for the day when you text hyungwon, asking him where is he since you know his class ends earlier before you today

the two of you knows each others’ class schedule by the back of your hand so there’s an unsaid rule between you two: the one with class ending earlier gets to decide the meet up place for the day

and when hyungwon texted you back with a curt “audi.” you knew that he just got a new project and is staying back for extra practices

so you took a detour to the campus’ cafe to buy two drinks - your chocolate milkshake and his favorite coffee before skipping to the empty auditorium

the auditorium was mostly dark but the few lights around the stage guide you to the front of the stage, only for you to find hyungwon sitting on the front row

but he looked slightly stressed out with his head down and his hands holding his head.

hyungwon didn’t even noticed you coming in, eventhough you were certain that when the door creaked it was loud enough considering how the auditorium tends to echo

so you put his drink in the cup holder beside his seat before sitting down on the ground, right beside his leg and put a hand on his knee, and he flinches in surprise

“hey, i bought your favorite.” you said and when hyungwon looked up at you, you realize the distress in his eyes and you just become more alert

hyungwon slides down from his seat to join you on the floor before sipping on his coffee

it was quiet for a few second and when he put down his drink, you immediately grabbed his hand, holding them tightly in yours before searching for his eyes

“is everything okay? did you get a new project or something?” fully knowing how hyungwon tend to overwork and stresses himself out whenever there’s a new work given to him

“they’re doing a christmas play....” he started and you nodded as you patiently wait for him to continue “and it’s big this time, you know. like super big.”

your school’s play always tend to go all out for plays and it’s always amazing so when hyungwon said “super big” you just wonder how much more grand will it get?

he probably see the look in your eyes before continuing : there’s gonna be people from Julliard to come and see this play and they’re gonna be giving out scholarships to finish our major there if we get it

and hearing that you just go all !!!!!hyungwon!!!! ohmygo d and you’re gonna get it right!!!!!!

you’re just so goddamn estatic because Julliard is just so!!!!! and with how hyungwon is just so goddamn talented in acting and all you know!!!! that he need to get that scholarship to spread his wings wider and all that you know

hyungwon can’t help but laughs at your excitement before calming you down “oh god relax just because i get the main lead doesn’t mean i’m gonna get it for sure”

you took a sip of your chocolate drink before going “MMMMMM!!!! no but if Madam L gave you the main lead it means the people from Julliard are gonna be considering you, you know since you’re The Main.”

you were talking animatedly about how the people from Julliard are gonna be Blown Away by his talent when they see him

and hyungwon just sit down there in front of you, with this fond smile on his face as he sees how giddy and excited you get

it’s not even you that could be getting the scholarship but yet you’re still so supportive towards him

and he could feel his heart beating wildly and flutter when you beam and grin at him

how could he not realize how adorable you are before this?

i mean,,, you did caught his attention during that freshman party before but after getting close to you he kind of just developed a habit of pushing away or shrugging it off whenever someone said you’re cute or how you two could be a couple since,,, well,,,, you’re his Best Friend.

,,,,but now that he properly think about it...,,,

“come on, let me see those lines.”

“huh?”

“you need someone to help you rehearse your lines with you, right? Well, I’m here so come on let’s get started!”

shaking his head, hyungwon pushed back the thought that maybe you and him could be More than friends to the very back of his mind and showed you his lines

it’s silly, he thought. they wouldn’t feel the same way

if they did they would have showed some signs,,, or so he thought

so you and him would meet up more often to help him read or rehearse his lines

sometimes it would be in his dorm, or at the auditorium whenever it’s empty

but most of the times it’s at the auditorium

so it’s always just the two of you,,,, in the mostly dark auditorium,,,

but it’s not uncomfortable in any way since you often help him out and that you guys are close enough that you trust each other that the other party wont do anything silly,,,

the thing is,,, hyungwon’s the main character and the play he’s playing is,,, of course,,, centers about romance and you,, well,,,

often had to help him by acting out as the female main character

though you act as if it’s no biggie and you’re not affected in any ways since it’s just acting, you said

but your heart always beat a little bit stronger whenever hyungwon reads the romantic lines or when he steps a little bit closer and look deep into your eyes.....

but you push it away, thinking that you probably just got a bit too into your character

yet you can’t deny the attraction you felt towards hyungwon

i mean, you have always acknowledge your best friend as someone that is good looking

and you’re aware that almost half of the student body in the collage would do anything to be in your place, as his best friend and maybe even more,,

at least that’s what they’re speculating as they often see hyungwon’s arm around your shoulder as he walks you to class,

or him waiting infront of your class sometimes and immediately helping you carry your bag,,

you’ve noticed the way others look and you’re aware how much those actions could be seen as a couple thing,,,

but,,, you know better,,

hyungwon is blunt and would often say things on his mind without hesitation

so when people point out that hyungwon might just like you, you just ????i know him lmao he would have said something if he feel that way

yet again, somewhere deep inside you wished that maybe what others has been saying are true and that maybe, just maybe, your best friend feels the same way for you

and that maybe you could have something more then just this friendship...

so like,,, you keep on helping hyungwon with his lines, eventhough your feelings for him are slowly growing bigger and deeper the more often you help him

you couldn’t help it,, not when you see how passionate and determined he is on rehersing for this play and just so,, hardworking it just makes you so??? why is he so goddamn attractive for :(

whenever you reach certain parts where his character and the female character need to do the kiss as the finale,, your heart kind of drops because wow, he’s gonna be kissing in front of so many people and that person won’t be,,, you

but you kept up your front

when hyungwon realized that they’ve reached the part where he’s supposed to do the kiss,,, he got nervous and a bit giddy too because maybe,, just maybe he’d be able to man up and kiss you,, and confess right after

eventhough it’s not the most ideal way to confess but

throughout the time of you helping him out it just made him realize his true feelings towards you

how you’re so supportive and caring towards his passion and work eventhough you’re not gonna get any benefit from this

how hard you help him practice and read his lines eventhough you have had a full day of classes and you could probably just ditch him to go to sleep but noooo

you stayed until late hours to help him practice

you even came to the rehersals and sit among the empty seats so that you could point out things that maybe he could improve

,,,,the amount of time the thought of wanting to pull you into a hug and smother you with kisses for being so supportive towards him crossed his mind was Countless.

and yet he had to hold himself back every. single. time. because that’s not what best friends do.

so when you and him finally practice the lines for the kissing part, you thought that hyungwon was being in character when you see how nervous he is,, but little did you know

when he pulls you in and closer towards him, you could feel your heart beating wildly when you see his eyes cast down towards your lips

thinking that maybe this is it, maybe you’re gonna have your kiss with him, you close your eyes out of both anticipation and fear

seeing you closing your eyes, hyungwon let out a small smile as he softly run his thumb on your cheek before cupping your cheeks and leans in,,,,

only to stop short when he realize how this is not how he really wants to tell you his true feelings

he wants it to be romantic, to be,,, you know,,, ideal because after all you’ve done for him, he wants his way of confessing to be remembered eventhough you might reject him and his feelings

so he lets out a sigh before bumping his forehead with yours and mutter out “why did you close your eyes for, nerd”

slowly, you open your eyes and you laugh, quite bitterly and mostly towards yourself for expecting that hyungwon might kiss you,,,

pushing away and covering up your thoughts, you playfully glare at hyungwon as he walks away to drink his water

“i was scared that you might kiss me for real, you ass”

“i wouldn’t do that lmao”

you: *gasps and pretend to be offtended* whats that supposed to mean!!!

but eitherway, both you and hyungwon pretended that the almost kiss didn’t happen

and while hyungwon tries to figure out the perfect time and way to properly confess to you, you’re left with thinking that you’re sure hyungwon doesn’t like you Like That

and that maybe you should move on and just get over with your feelings for hyungwon....

but anyways, soon it was d-day for the play and hyungwon’s nervous for the play, but you’re nervous too for him,,

since this is gonna be his Big Break if everything goes well for him and he gets that Julliard scholarship

though you’re gonna miss him if he really gets it and leave, but you know how much this scholarship means to him

so when you go backstage half and hour before the show start, a big flower bouquet in your hands as you look around for hyungwon,

wanting to wish him luck and telling that no matter what happens he’s still gonna be A Star to you,

hyungwon spots you first before you sees him and when he sees you standing there,

the flowers in your arm and looking cuddly with your scarf wrapped around your neck to keep you warm,

hyungwon couldn’t stop himself as he stalks up towards you, holding you by the shoulders and turn you towards him

when you felt pressures on your shoulder, you were close to screaming but when you see hyungwon, you immediately beamed at him

you were about to wish him luck when he suddenly cups your cheeks and just,,,,

kiss you

right there and then

among the busy bustling backstage

you were too caught offguard by the kiss that you didn’t even get the chance to close your eyes when he had already pull away

maybe it’s the nerves speaking but hyungwon mutter out an “i love you”

you blink up at him and as if he just woke up from a dream, his hands immediately drop down from your shoulder and he takes one step back, eyes wide as if he’s scared he’d mess up even more

“i’m so sorry i shouldn’t hav-”

he couldn’t even finish his sentence when you grab him down by the collar and kiss him back,

in which it takes him a while to realize whats going on but when he does,,,

well,,, you can guess the rest,,,

yes, you went back to your seat beside kihyun with rosy cheeks and a smile just never leaving your face

kihyun: omg what took you so long the show is about to st- ,,, ohmygod what happened to you??

you: blushes and just shush him to focus on the play

throughout the play you can’t help but feel your heart flutter wildly when hyungwon steps on the stage

seeing the way he plays his character so damn well and just gets almost everyone in the hall hooked with his acting

it’s not like you’re being biased, but you can clearly tell that the scholarship is his

it would be rigged if it’s not

by the time the play ends, almost everyone in the hall stands up to give him a standing ovation

you immediately ran backstage and as soon as hyungwon spots you

he opens his arm wide and you crashes into his arms immediately

“i’m so so so proud of you!! you did amazing tonight even if you don’t get that scholarship do know that you got my heart and-”

yes,,, hyungwon shuts you up by kissing you again,,

and everyone that’s lurking around backstage notices the two of you and they just,, whoops and whistle

(kihyun, somewhere in the corner of the backstage: took them a while. i was ready to just yell at them to confess any second.)

but at that moment, the two of you were just so caught up with the moment and the feeling of being in each others’ arms, you could hardly care

your first date with hyungwon was the night right after the play, your hands holding his as the two of your walk through the cold winter night to get some hot chocolates.

dating hyungwon,,, is like having nothing much changed from your previous friendship with his

only this time having more kisses and clingy hugs in between

you having to threaten him with no kisses whenever he refuses to let you go when you have classes to attend to

“hyungwon i have classes to go to”

“skip it and spend the morning cuddling with me”

“...sounds tempting but you see, i kind of need to ace this class”

he would get all shy and whiny whenever he sees you wearing his hoodie or sweater when you hang around his dorm

“oh you don’t like it? i can take if off-”

“no no no no” as he pulls you onto the couch and cuddles you

you pinching his cheeks out of nowhere when he speaks

“!!! what was that for!!!”

“i’ve always wanted to do that”

having silly rap battles with him when you go out on karaokes with him and the rest of the boys

jooheon: suddenly my career as a soundcloud rapper is being threathened.

dealing with him dozing off at certain times,,

but like he’s cute when he does that eventhough it’s lowkey annoying sometimes

you caught him singing once and ever since that you always bugged him to sing for you more

always avoids doing it because “go ask kihyun to sing for you instead he sings way better!!!”

“why would i even do that when you’re my boyfriend,,, not kihyun,,,”

his heart melts at that and he ended up singing for you softly when you’re cuddling later that day

suddenly speaking some random foreign language towards you

“Eu te amo muito.”

“...what does that mean.”

“i’m confessing your love in portuguese i thought you learned that language before??”

“...oh lmao that. i lied i only know ‘Olá’ ,,,,”

“AND I LIVED FOR 3 YEARS BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND AND NOW BOYFRIEND THINKING THAT YOU KNOW PORTUGUESE? I FEEL SO SCAMME-”

[ohfrickfanfic]

Alone Time

Anon request: Hey girl<3 love ur fics, I was wondering if you could do one where female reader is on the road with Tyler and josh as a photographer and they are in a van because haven't really taken off yet and someway or another they get some time alone for the first time in forever and do it in the van. Please no daddy kinks or blood play thank you so much xxx

Warnings/Tags: None fairly fluffy and vanilla

"I'm gonna miss you so much, but I'm so proud of you and Josh." You say siting on the edge of the open trailer attached to the van; swinging your legs as the boys pack; about to embark on their first series of shows and music festivals since the departure of Nick and Chris, and the addition of Josh to the now two-piece band. You and Tyler have been dating for about a year and things have started to get pretty serious lately; even loosing your virginity to each other. You really hope the two of you can  keep your relationship alive despite the distance.

"I have a feeling you're not gonna miss me all that much." Tyler says with a curious looking smile.

"Are you crazy? Of course I'm gonna miss you Tyler I love you!"  You respond puzzled as to why he thinks you wouldn't miss him.

"Well it's just that me and Josh were talking and we know you love photography and we really need a photographer for the road so we were hoping you would come on this journey with us and be our photographer, that way you'd never have to miss me." He smiles.

"Tyler, I would love to ,really I would but I don't think my little crop sensor DSLR camera that I just use just as a  hobby is going to be able to do any justice. I don't even own a wide enough lens and I don't think my cameras ISO capabilities are high enough for how dark some of the venues might be."

"I was afraid you would say that which is why..." He trails off reaching into the the trailer and pulling out a brown box and handing it to you. "I know you're Birthday isn't until next month but..go ahead, open it."  He says excitedly.

You open the box to find a full frame sensor camera, and a wide angle lens. "Tyler!" You gasp. "Thank you so much, but really you shouldn't have, you and Josh are barely making money from this yet, you  should have saved your money and put it towards new equipment or something.

"No baby I wanted you to have it.  It's not brand new or anything but the guy at the used camera shop said this is perfect to get you started photographing shows and what not. Josh chipped in too; we really want you to come with us but it's yours to keep regardless of your decision." Tyler says just as Josh returns from the house with another box of equipment.

"Oh you gave it to her? What'd she say?" Josh asks sweaty and out of breath as he loads the box into the trailer.

"So what do you say? We can't pay you or anything yet, but I know we'll be able to one day, but for now I  can pay for your food and stuff on the road." Tyler looks to you for an answer.

"Yes of course! Thank you! You guys don't have to pay me the camera is more than enough." You place the camera box down to your left and hop down from the trailers edge pulling both boys in for a hug. "Eww Josh you're all sweaty." You tease.

"Yeah, well why don't you guys quit the cute stuff and get back to helping. He jokingly pushes you both towards the house.  

"I'm so happy your coming with us. We're gonna spend so much time together. Tyler slips his hand in yours as you make your way back to the house for more equipment.

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Tyler's words were  naive a best; sure you spend a lot of time together; a lot of time between shooting pictures helping to lug  Tyler's heavy ass piano up and down venue stairs, a lot of time sleeping in a cramped van next to each other but never with each other and only for a span of four hours here and there if you're  lucky, and more notably a lot of time with Josh. It's not that you have anything against Josh; you love Josh, he's such a good friend to Tyler and to you as well and he makes for great company but any rare alone time you and Tyler would be able to have is instantly deterred by Josh's presence, and the lack of intimacy is taking a toll on both of you.  Having recently lost your virginity to each other, your want for each other is almost constant, no matter how busy or tired you both are but all you can manage is a few sporadic heavy make-out sessions whenever Josh is out of eye shot for more than a few minutes, whether it's when he stops to use the bathroom, or decides the taco bell drive through line is too long and goes inside to order.

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Tonight's a successful night;  the boys are finally starting to have more and more people attending shows and tonight has been by far the most yet.  It's not a ton, but it's definitely a lot  more than the twelve people that attended the first show outside their hometown,  at the Park Ridge VFW in Illinois. You snap picture after picture of the performance; you've never seen the boys, especially Tyler, look so proud. After the show it's back to lugging equipment into the trailer and time to head back on the road to the next show. It's Josh's turn to drive; you and Tyler laying in the back with nothing more than a quick kiss goodnight before falling asleep.

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A few hours later you're woken up by the sudden sputtering of the van, and look out the window to see you've come to a stop in a rest area off the side of the highway.

"Please don't tell me the van just broke down." Tyler says sleepily, rubbing at his eyes.

"No, sorry man, ran out of gas." Josh says. " I thought we had enough to make it to the next gas station, it's only a half mile away, the exit is literally right there." He huffs, clearly frustrated and slightly embarrassed by his miscalculation. "You guys stay here and rest I'm just gonna walk to the gas station and fill up a gas can I'll be right back."  He says as he exits the van.

"I've never been more happy to run out of gas in my life." Tyler says as soon as the van door closes.

"Tyler why would you be happy to run out of gas." You ask completely puzzled by his words.

"Because now I get to do this.."  He says moving to straddle you, placing soft wet kisses along your neck.

"Mmmm Tyler!"  You moan, knowing your desperate need for intimacy is finally about to be fulfilled. Tyler helps you rid yourself of your shirt tugging it over your head and begins kissing down your bare chest; stopping only to tongue at each nipple before moving lower, fumbling with  the button of your black skinny jeans as his lips ghost over the  flesh below your navel.

"Tyler...Tyler..Stop!" You whine as you squirm under his touch.

"What's wrong baby?" He asks barely lifting his mouth away from the surface of your skin.

"Nothing, it's just that we don't have much time, and as much as I miss feeling that tongue of yours..." You pause to drag a finger lightly over his lips. "I miss something else much more." You tease brushing your leg up against his denim covered bulge.  He groans in agreement and you quickly undress each other; completely unfazed by the light sheen of sweat beginning to pool on your bodies without the air conditioner running in the late summer heat.

"God I've missed this so much." He breathes into your neck as he pushes into you. "Mmmmmm feels like you have too; so wet for me baby."   He mutters against your flesh, kissing up your neck and connecting your lips.

"You have no idea how m-much." You moan into the kiss, running your fingers through his fluffy brown hair, tugging lightly; some pieces stuck to his forehead and neck with sweat, as he slowly  thrusts.

"Uhhh you feel so good." He pants, arching his head back slightly; you seize the opportunity you kiss him gently right below his ear where you know he likes, he closes his eyes humming lowly in response and driving his hips harder into you.

"Fuck, Ty...Yes...so good."  You whine wrapping your legs around him and pulling him in deeper. He grunts loudly, hooking one hand around your leg, pulling it from around himself and placing it over his shoulder, hitting your spot from a whole new angle.  "Oh shit Ty, right there, don't stop."

"Mmmmm you like that baby?" He grinds into you holding your leg

"God yes....Oh shit I'm gonna cum." You cry out as the pleasure building in your core comes to a peak, Moans of his name falling from your lips as you ride it out. Tyler's thrusts speed up chasing after his own orgasm, finishing just moments after you.  The two of you collapse into  into a sweaty pile, your leg sliding from his shoulder down to his  side.

"I love you so much." He breathes heavily, pushing sweaty locks of hair from your face. "We need to find a way to do this more often, even if it means I gotta kick Josh out of the band." He jokes.

"I love you so much too and I agree" You smile. Just then you hear the gas cap being unscrewed, followed by the glugging noise of gas filling up the tank, and scramble to get dressed. Josh screws the gas cap back on and opens the driver side door just as you both finish slipping  on your shirts; Tyler's pants up but still unbuckled.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here." Josh teases.

"Hey Josh, you wanna sleep now, I'll drive." Tyler tries to change to subject. "I'm kind of awake now."

"I'll bet you are." He laughs. "Sure I'll sleep on the sheets you two just fricked on, no problem." He chuckles as the two boys lazily switch spots, climbing over the seats in the van. "I swear there better not be a wet spot." He jokes, settling in to the makeshift bed.

"No promises." Tyler laughs throwing his arm around the seat preparing to reverse out of the spot in the rest area.

"You know if you guys ever want  ummm.. alone time, you can just tell me to get lost or something, well not lost-lost but you know what I mean." Josh says mildly embarrassed.

"Yeah we already decided, we're just gonna kick you out of the band." Tyler's perfect laughter fills the van.

"Not cool." Josh playfully pouts.

"Hey Babe, you still wanna sleep some, or you wanna come up here and keep me company." Tyler asks. As tired as you are his warm smile lures you to the the passenger seat and you climb over in the same manor the boys did. Tyler rests his hand on your leg as he drives.

About twenty minutes out, you hit heavy traffic from what appears to be an accident up ahead.

"Any ideas on what we could do to kill time while we're stuck in traffic." Tyler jokes, loud enough for Josh to hear. Josh groans half asleep in protest to Tyler's innuendo.

"Hey you wanna see some of the shots I've gotten so far." You ask Tyler, pulling out your camera bag from under the passenger seat.

"I'd love to babe, I bet they’re as amazing as you."

[whambamthankyoubram]

ALL OF THEM IM A NOSEY BITCH

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? MORE CEREAL THAN MILK OBVIOUSLY I’M NOT SATAN

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No bc my cheeks are cold as hell and I need warmth

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I fold the corners or put little mailings/postcards in them, whatever I have laying around!

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Tea, nothing; coffee, milk only!

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Yes :( There’s a gap in my teeth and I hate it. I wish my teeth were perfect.

6: do you keep plants? Nope.

7: do you name your plants? Can’t name the plants you don’t keep, my dude

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Uhhhh...no?

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? YES all the time.

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Side!

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? 

12: what's your favorite planet? Pluto bc it is still a planet okay

13: what's something that made you smile today? My boyfriend’s Snapchats

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Messy af

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! “In space, the skin on your feet peels off.” EW SPACE WTF

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? MMMMMM any pasta tbh I’m Italian I will eat anything

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I love my hair color the way it is now!

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. My ex never let me forget the time I was passed out on his couch, and I woke up intermittently before falling back asleep. He was watching Rush Hour. I asked him, (HALF ASLEEP MIND YOU), Oh, is this the movie with Chris Rock and Bruce Lee? (I’m awful).

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I write my thoughts and crazy paranoia in there boyyyyyeeeee

20: what's your favorite eye color? BROWN

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. Uhhhhh it’s a longchamp bc I’m a white girl

22: are you a morning person? Not really

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? SLEEP!

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Not sure

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? I’ve never broken into anything omg

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? My Uggs, because I’m a white girl

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? Mint

28: sunrise or sunset? Sunset

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? My BFF giggles sometimes when she talks and idk it’s cute

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? Fuck yes, have you ever seen a spider? In your shower? Without your glasses on? 

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS! When I get socks for Christmas I get so excited. I can fall asleep with socks on, but at some point in the night, they’re coming off my feet lol.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. I ate pizza while I was drunk #wowimsocool

33: what's your fave pastry? Cinnamon buns, does that count?

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? Winnie the Motherfuckin Pooh. No :( He fell in the mud and I had to throw him out bc the washer couldn’t fix him

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? Fuck yeah I do!

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? Noooo clue tbh

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean, but it’s always a mess

38: tell us about your pet peeves! I hate when the President sniffs into the microphone while he’s delivering some sort of address, blow ur nose next time or stop doing coke

39: what color do you wear the most? Black lol

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? Nose ring, no special meaning I just really like it

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? An Abundance of Katherines bc I fucking love the shit out of John Green

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! Not really tbh

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Probably my bf

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? The other night, at the beach! So pretty :)

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yes

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. I couldn’t think of any, next question

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Aerosol cheese

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Bugs, yes, ew

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? Don’t remember!! I bought the first Glee soundtrack when it came out LOL

50: what's an odd thing you collect? Socks?

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I associate “All Night” by Chance the Rapper w my bf

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Salt bae for sure

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Beetlejuice was the only one, I watched a little of Pulp Fiction - they were both ok

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My friend :( she’s ok now but I saw her the other night and she was upset

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? Not sure 

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Laughter and the way people get excited over things

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? It made me feel like I’ve been having too much sugar tonight tbh

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? I’M THE WINE MOM!!!! I am the wine QUEEN ok that’s all I ever drink. My bff is the vodka aunt, but she lives miles apart from me so we rarely drink together nowadays 

59: what's your favorite myth? Dude? I don’t have one

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot. 

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? I got a really ugly hat once, and I gave a really ugly hat once, at the same Christmas exchange party 

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Nope

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Hell no I’m a living mess

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Black

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Yes, my bff 

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Mad lilies! They’re my fav flower

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Depressed and tired tbh

68: what's winter like where you live? Cold but not too cold bc you know global warming

69: what are your favorite board games? Scrabble!!

70: have you ever used a ouija board? Yes lol

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? ANY KIND! Right now I’m really feeling ginger turmeric from Trader Joe’s, though, soooo good

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? YES.

73: what are some of your worst habits? Uhhh not going to bed early enough lol

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. This person is a HUGE JARLEY FAN and super adorbs!!! Hates Mon-El and LOVES TO RANT ABOUT IT AND I LOVE THIS PERSON REGARDLESS 

75: tell us about your pets! So I have a dog, he’s almost 12 years old which is really depressing bc he’s probably going to pass on soon :( I’m obsessed with him and love him so much!!

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Yeah, taking my bra off why am I still wearing it

77: pink or yellow lemonade? PINK, always

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? Hate club, get them the fuck away from me

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? One of my old boyfriends learned how to knit for me which I thought was very sweet

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Aqua! Because I like it?

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. “Comets.”

82: are/were you good in school? Not really

83: what's some of your favorite album art? Ohhhh I know this, I love Californication’s album art so much

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have seven!!

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? No

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Wat

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? The Lion King, BITCH

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Not really

89: are you close to your parents? Yes

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. NEW YORRRRRK. Concrete jungle where dreams are destroyed you’ll never get anywhere go back to long island

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Somewhere over the summer, not sure where yet tho

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? In the middle

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Top knots bc I’m lazy

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? The Weeknd LOL

95: what are your plans for this weekend? Date night, then I’m not sure!

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? Ohhh I procrastinate so much

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? Not sure about the Myer-Briggs type, but I’m a scorpio + Ravenclaw

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? Yes! I think in November. It was chilly, but a lot of fun

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

One Headlight - The Wallflowers (listening now)

Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes

Love Drought - Beyonce

Under the Bridge - RHCP

Strip My Mind - RHCP

Literally anything by RHCP

Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips (I cry literally every time I listen to it)

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Neither, because I am choosing to live in the MOMENT :) 

[hazzamylouworld-blog]

Biggest Fan

"Harry..really. You've come to every single concert. I completely understand if you want to miss out on this one." Harry frowns deeply and attempts to get up from his spot on Louis' brand new tour bus. "What are you SAYING, Tomlinson?! You don't want me there?" Louis sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. "No Harry! That's not what I'm saying at all! I love the support you've given me." He drops to his knees in front of Harry's laid out figure on the couch and rubs his rounded belly, "I love seeing you and Little Bit in the crowds every night. It's just..Harry love..you're 39 weeks pregnant." "I'm 38 WEEKS, Louis. 38 weeks and six days, it would be nice of you to remember that I don't turn 39 weeks until TOMORROW." "You're right love. You're right. I'm sorry. Harry, I want you there, I do. I'm just worried is all. What if someone bumps your belly or you have to go for a wee? It's not easy maneuvering around in the crowds." Harry frowns and his lip trembles. Louis' breath hitches. "I...I know. I-I'm sorry I'm so grumpy. I'm just getting uncomfortable and I...I love watching you perform. So does Miles. He kicks up a storm when he hears your songs." Louis looks back at Harry and feels his heart wrench at his pouting lips and his big hands rubbing circles on to his beach ball sized belly and he's not proud of it, but he gives in. "Fine. Fine. Of course you can come." Harry cheers but Louis stops him before he can stand. "You haven't had another one of those fake contractions have you?" "No. No I haven't" That's a bit of a lie actually. The reason Harry is on the couch at all is because of the small tummy cramps he keeps getting. They're uncomfortable but not terribly painful, they just made him feel a bit sick and unable to eat dinner. "If you feel absolutely ANYTHING I want you to tell Lou or someone backstage." "I wi-wait. Backstage?? Louis! I want to be in the crowd! I feel like a true fan." Louis snorts and helps Harry off the couch. The boy grunts at the intense pressure he feels when his belly drops low on his hips. "You'll always be my biggest fan no matter where you are." He kisses Harry curls and places his hand on his rounded belly. Miles kicks wildly at Louis' hand making Harry grunt again from the unwanted pressure but Louis doesn't notice. He only smiles and places a kiss to the side of Harry's belly. "Let's go then, Tomlinsons." "Styles-Tomlinson." "Harry, you aren't REALLY going to make Miles have two last names are you? Poor lad, his first name even rhymes with Styles." "I haven't even thought about that...so I guess not. Tomlinsons, we are then." "That's better." Louis smiles. Harry plonks himself down on a couch the minute he and Louis walk to the dressing room at the venue. "Mmmm...." He moans lightly, putting a pillow between his legs and beneath his belly. His tummy has begun to cramp again and the weight on his hips is becoming a bit much for him but he won't tell Louis. He fought so hard to be here. He rubs the side of his belly and closes his eyes as the pain grows a bit, making his bump grow solid and quiver. "Do you need anything, darling?" Lou, their long time stylist, coo's in his ear. "Some water would be nice, thanks." He mumbles as the pain let's up. Maybe he just needs a nap to sleep off these annoying pains. Lou brings him the water and rubs his curls softly. He's asleep in minutes. He's woken what feels like moments later to everyone talking and moving about loudly. He sits up and immediately feels another stomach cramp tightening his muscles. He scrunches his face and massages the pads of his fingers into his tummy as it aches and pulses. "Harry?! Harry? You ok, love?" Louis panics, kneeling before him. "Hmm? Yeah...yeah. Was just a rough kick is all." He hums, wincing and rubbing his side as the pain grows. "I'm sorry sweetheart. He must be running out of room. I was just about to wake you, I'm about to go on." Harry snaps out of it as the pain fades and nods. "Help me up." "What? Harry...stay here." "No...want to watch side stage. HELP ME NOW." He snaps and Louis quickly helps him off the couch. "I love you so much, Boo. Go crush it like always." "I love you, Haz. So glad you and Miles came. Fuck, I love you so much." He breathes, kissing Harry deeply. "Louis, I hate to rush you but you've got thousands of screaming fans that really want to see you right now." The stage manager says, tapping his shoulder. "Yeah, yeah. None of them are as important as this fan." He kisses Harry once more before tapping his tummy and running out on stage. Harry beams with pride as Louis starts with his first song and the crowd goes wild. He's so entranced he almost doesn't notice the tightening of his muscles until it sends a jolt of pain throughout his belly and back. "Hmm..." He breathes, furrowing his eyebrows and placing a hand to his side, massaging his fingers into the skin. He keeps a hand to his side, massaging his tensing belly until the pain ends. He looks down at his belly suspiciously but shakes it off as Louis starts a new song. It's been a few songs now and Harry really wishes someone would bring him a chair. His belly aches and it feels hard as a rock and heavy. He feels another pain loop it's way through his rounded tummy and he hums, rubbing his belly in wide circles. "Wooooo...." He breathes slowly as he continues to rub, "Wooooooo..." He rocks side to side, balancing his weight on each leg as his stomach tenses and quivers beneath his hand. He feels hot and nauseated and he's had multiple pains now. He's really starting to think he should've listened to Louis. He's feeling really...weird. He feels Miles making all kinds of jerking movements inside of him and it's only adding to his discomfort. "Shhhh settle down, Miles. I know it's loud, I know....don't be scared." He hums. Only a moment passes before he feels another tightening pain. He gasps and holds onto the wall, planting his feet and rubbing a hand in large circles over his throbbing bump. He presses his face into his arm and moans lightly,  leaning over himself with an airy moan. "Wooooooo...hmmmm...hmmmmmm...." He breathes until the pain dissipates and whines in annoyance. He paws at his tummy and twists and turns, grabbing onto various walls as it continues to cramp and tighten sharper and closer together. Louis is talking to the crowd when Harry gets a much more intense pain. He grabs onto the wall and leans over, gritting his teeth and scrunching his face. "Mmmmmmm....mmmmmm, can someone please get me a bloody chair?!?" He groans out, rubbing a hand over his solid bump. A stage hand is quick to bring him over an uncomfortable plastic chair but he sits in with a grateful smile. He's fine for a few moments but soon feels the intense cramps coming back over his tummy in full force. He grunts, rubbing his palms into his sides in small circles, digging his fingernails into his rock hard belly. "Ohhhhhhh....." He groans, throwing his head back. He's so thankful that the concert is so bloody loud because he's finally able to groan out a bit from the pains that have been ripping him apart for nearly half the day now. They weren't so bad before but they're really uncomfortable now and his tummy REALLY hurts. It's hard as a rock and he can feel Miles pushing down lower and lower but he absolutely refuses to admit that to himself. Let alone anyone else. "Hohhhhhhhh......" He whines, leaning over himself and pressing his hands into his belly. "Um, Harry dear? Would you like to come sit on the couch with Lux and I?" Lou asks, placing her hand on Harry's shoulder as he tries to catch his breath. "Um..." Harry looks back at Louis before his eyes trail down to his belly and the uncomfortable chair he's glued to, "Yeah...yeah that..that sounds really nice, thanks." Lou helps him up and he waddled uncomfortable over to the couch behind her. Walking feels absolutely terrible. Miles feels much lower in his belly now, he can practically feel his head between his legs. He falls into the comfortable couch with a sigh and opens one eye to peer down at Lux with a small smile. "Getting down to the wire now, aren't you love? Not too much longer?" Lux says with a sympathetic smile. Harry pinches the bridge of his nose and nods. "May I?" She asks, gesturing down to his belly. "Yeah..course." Lou places her hand on his belly and gasps, rubbing large circles into his skin. "Oh lovely. Your tummy is hard as a rock. Are you feeling ok?" She asks, rubbing circles harder onto his tummy. He groans. "Not really. I've been having really awful but Braxton hicks today..." "I can tell that, love..." She hums, pressing her hands to his aching tummy. He groans, grabbing onto a pillow and buries himself into the couch. "Ohhhhhhhh Lou, my stomach hurts really badly. Hmmmm...." He moans, gripping onto the edge of the couch and furrows his brow. "Yeah? Oh honey.....here..." She starts rubbing circles on to his belly again and pushes a stray hair from his face, fanning him as he moans. "This isn't good, lovely...I think we might need to go tell Louis." "NO. No...please. I want him to finish his concert. Please I'm fine..." Louis appears only a moment later wearing a slight frown. "Not watching the show anymore? Was I bad?" And it's a joke but Harry's in such pain that it immediately gets to him. "No Lou, M'so sorry! I just.....hmmmmgh..." He moans suddenly, eyebrows furrowing. He places a hand to his belly and Louis jumps up as Lou begins rubbing Harry's belly again. "Harry?! Harry-Lou, what's going on?! What's happening?! What's wrong web him?!?" "I'm fine....I'm fine. Please, everyone just...just stop touching me. I'm FINE." Harry says, pushing Louis' hand from his leg. "Harry, are you..what's wrong?! Does your belly hurt?!" Harry's face stays scrunched and his hand continues to work circles into the muscles of his tummy. He shrugs at Louis' question and opens his eyes. "It's just those....Braxton Hicks again....they're terrible..." "Louis, ten seconds until stage time!" "I don't like leaving you like this, Harry." "Stop Louis. I'm fine. Go, go, I want you to go. Please..." Harry mumbles despite really wanting the boy to stay. "Go dear. I'll be here with him, ok? I'll take care of him. It's only a bit longer." Lou hums, rubbing a hand down Harry's tense belly. Louis is reluctant but the stage hand calls his name again and he's left no choice. He goes. Harry's contractions only grow in intensity. He's left sobbing on the couch now with Lou by his side, pawing at his heaving belly as contractions wash ceaselessly over it. "Shh..it's ok, darling. I know it hurts. I know. Just try and breathe." "Oww...OWWWWWW.....nnnnnghhhhhhhh..."He moans, eyes squeezing shut. "What's wrong with Uncle Harry, Mummy?" Lux asks nervously. "He's ok, love. I think Miles might be on his way." "What?! N-no....NO. I want Louis....I want LOUIS!" Harry cries before pressing his hands to his belly again. "Ohhhhhhhhhh-hhhohhhhhhhhh...." "Trust me darling. We all do. But he's still performing. It'll only be a bit longer." She hums, "I hope." "Ohhhhhhghhhh I can feel him, Lou. He's so low. My belly is.....it's throbbing." "I know dear. Just try and breathe." "I can't.....I can't, I really CAN'T." Harry feels an intense amount of pressure and a pop before water gushes all over the floor. "Lou...I..." Lou's eyes widen. "I know.....your water just broke." "Ughhhhhhhhhhh I'm getting Louis." Harry stands shakily and Lou stands quickly behind him. "WHAT? What?! Harry, you can't-" "He's MY husband and I can do what I want." Harry ignores the yells from the stage hands, far too caught up in the pain to care what they're saying. He waddles out as Louis speaks to the crowd and as soon as the fans spot Harry, they go wild. Louis smiles, unaware of Harry's presence. "So you really like footie too then? I-" He stops mid sentence when he feels a rather tight grip on his shoulder. "Harry? Harry, what is it love?! Is it the Braxton hicks again?" Harry puts his arms around Louis' neck and squats down when a rather intense contraction bears down on his belly. "I'm in labor, Louis. My water broke." Louis' eyes bulge. "What? Are you serious?" Louis looks back at the crowd and gasps, "NOW?" "Mmmmmghhhh NOW. And if you don't get me to the hospital soon, I'm going to be pushing him out right here on stage..." Harry yells before groaning out again. "Well everybody...sorry but the rest of the concert has been canceled. I'm going to be a DAD." The crowd cheers and Louis helps a moaning Harry off stage. The walk to the car is long as Harry kneels down every few minutes with the intensity of a contraction but eventually he, Louis, and Lou all make it to the car. Lou drives so Louis can sit in the back with Harry while the boy cries out every few seconds from contractions. He sits behind Harry and rubs at his belly while the boy moans and claws at Louis' shoulder. They're at a red light when Harry screams out effectively scaring Louis to death. "What?! What is it?!" "Somethings coming OUT. NNNNNGHHHHHHAHHGHH..." "Ehm...that would be...your son, love." Lou says nervously. "PULL OVER. PULL OVER NOWWWW AHHHGHHHHH......." Harry grunts as he bears down with the contraction. Lou pulls over and Harry pushes five more times before Miles slips from him and into Louis' terrified arms. "What the...what the BLOODY HELL just happened?!? One minute I'm singing and the next-" "You had your son." Lou says. "What a concert..." Louis puffs. "Yeah," Harry smiles, "The best one yet."

[spnreactionblogging]

last call

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

I couldn't watch thursday, I couldn't watch friday, so I am watching on saturday after a very long saturday, and then ultimately I finished on sunday, yikes

I'm still really sad about this "do you ever feel like you're the punchline to a cosmic joke" quote

I feel bad for everyone in this scene, I got nervous as soon as I didn't see sally lock the car door

thinking vampires but who knows

has anyone besides me seen upstream color? this reminds me of that movie also, a bit

there's something deeply disturbing about the simplicity of her blood running into that cage like the monster's a hamster waiting for water to drip

DEAN: Come on, internet!

that's a mood

sobbbbb i love sam and eileen cooking together

the writer is jeremy adams, who cowrote scoobynatural and his profile picture on imdb is him with cookie monster so that makes me feel like I should trust him https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4287835/mediaviewer/rm4016410369

the happy chatter as they were cooking breaks my heart because I know nothing ever lasts but at least they have this for now

I have always wanted to learn sign language and this makes me really want to give it a shot finally, I looked up some beginner resources after the previous episode

I like sheriff dillon's earlier attempts to make it in hollywood

AU where dean just bails in the middle of this episode to start filming a completely different TV show

he's allowed to keep the gun but has to surrender the cell phone, welp

"house rules" seems thematically relevant i guess

I feel like my eyes were on the bartender/owner/? when I should've been paying attention to something in the background maybe idk

okay i'm rewatching the scene and her name is lorna

oh i guess this guy is the owner

i immediately am onboard for dean/lee and i love that we cut from the two of them, back to a similar two shot of eileen and sam

i'm onboard for eileen/sam as well but simultaneously amused that cas shows up before they can get very far

"dead? I got better" I love this sideways "she turned me into a newt / I got better" monty python reference thank you, I will choose to believe that's what this is invoking

legit glad that cas chose a moment dean was not there to return to the bunker

angel radio has been silent for months, that's interesting

john winchester liked lee, and it sounds like he liked him more than he liked dean :( yikes

this conversation is good and also sad

how's it feel to be dean and hear one of your old friends say he doesn't regret walking away from this miserable life of suffering, and to know that you could've stayed with lisa and ben and done the same thing

i like sam's grey undershirt, it looks soft

y'know cas at least admits straight up that this is probably dangerous

and he asks if he's okay midway through this!

cas asks like five times if sam's okay and/or is disclosing exactly what to expect, that it might not work, that it is probably dangerous, that it's going to sting, checking if he's sure, checking if he's okay once it starts obviously hurting, I appreciate the FUCK out of that

and eileen's obviously concerned too and I fully believe this would all stop if sam called it off

ah there he goes

boy I can't wait for dean to turn this around on cas like "see this is how it feels when you don't pick up"

okay so lee and dean have already kind of had group sex and this is just a thing dean does because he did this with crowley in s10

wow cas isn't fucking around

I don't really remember sergei

GOD the ghost sickness

mmmmmm seems like lee "didn't recognize" her

"it's been a rough decade" that's relatable, biggest mood

I do like seeing dean happy, i like seeing all these characters when they're happy

jensen has a nice voice, I listened to his album when it was released and it's solid

definitely getting a 10x01 vibe from this whole thing

I like that sergei is impressed by the bunker, you get so used to seeing it that you forget how incredible even just the real-life set is, nevermind the in-universe place

"You can't rapture a car." "It was a good car." aw :(

sam's soul is doing some bizarre spaghettification shit

sia's "elastic heart" begins playing

the scrapyard music is very metal gear

yeah lee's been fishy as fuck this whole time

my money's on he tried to take on a vampire nest and got turned and "gave up the life" then and there

y'know cas doesn't say exactly what it is bobby (it's weird AU bobby is around) will do to this woman if sergei doesn't help, he just lets him assume the worst

a marid, huh

a marid is just capitalism

:( this sucks

lee was doing some heinous shit but I am still disturbed that dean defines himself first and foremost by "I kill monsters"

sure is convenient when "monster" extends to "people" so fucking often and so constantly all the way back to early seasons

I love that half-laugh that sam does

I feel like I already knew that sam and chuck were seeing each other's shit? but i'm glad it's officially confirmed

[anarcho-vampirism]

tag game / get to know me

tagged by: @the-golden-onion​ literally like an entire week ago ahh!! i need to check my notifications on desktop more often because i totally miss stuff all the time. thank you!!

rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 however many people you’d like who you want to know better.

nickname: my high school friends call me guma sometimes! i don’t really have any on here though i’m pretty quiet lol

sign: i’m a leo and that’s kind of the extent of my knowledge about astrology :o

height: 5′9 and i’d be taller if i could choose that

last movie i saw: incredible, it’s not twilight, i saw the second half of trainspotting 2 the other night. i have not seen the first half so it didn’t make a lot of sense but my roommate was watching it when i got home and we joined in

last thing i googled: “hiking boots too narrow” because i think the ones i bought are, and i need to sell them and buy different ones.. but that’s a lot of work and i was kind of hoping the internet would tell me it’s fine even though i know it isn’t. gotta wear boots that fit!

favorite musician: i’m rly into built to spill right now but i am a longtime car seat headrest stan also (i’ve seen them live like a half a dozen times and when they’re good they’re Like Really Good)

song stuck in my head: never be mine by angel olsen. i just got money by pink floyd outta my head finally after someone drove by my work just absolutely blasting it last week so i don’t even mind

other blogs: i have 2 that i like actively use, my main @oldwordz and this twilight blog. i also have a neglected minecraft sideblog @moshcraft, a dead car seat headrest sideblog, a dead aesthetic sideblog, a dead 90s/music sideblog, a couple of unused urls and a couple of one off joke blogs

do i get asks: not normally! but i’ve gotten a bunch in the last like 2 days that all mention eggs because i reblogged a post saying people should put weird shit in my askbox and somebody followed through lol

blogs following: im following 413 blogs (Ha Ha That’s The Homestuck Number)

amount of sleep: i sleep so much i’m a sleepy baby like 9 hours or i feel BAD

lucky number: 11

what i’m wearing: one of my millions of black tshirts n green bottoms

dream job: i kinda hate the idea of a dream job, being employed for a wage sucks lol! that doesn’t mean that i hate work though i’d like to have the freedom to do a variety of whatever needs doing in my community when we decide it needs doing (vs when someone decides to pay me to do it, ie. when they will benefit most)

dream trip: for a long time i really wanted to go to europe and i’d still love that but now i think the idea of a long backpacking trip has captured my imagination, even though i have a lot of training to do before i’d feel prepared for a long trip. and even though that sort of trip is actually fairly close to home, living in bc. for now i’m contenting myself with planning short camping trips and day hikes :))

favorite food: good bread, pears, white flesh peaches, orange coconut soup mmmmmm

play any instruments: i grew up taking piano lessons but i’m shit at it and now i play guitar and i’m shit at it, but guitar is way more fun because there’s no baggage about doing it wrong and making mistakes and it’s used more in the music i listen to anyways. i also grew up singing in choir which i loved and still do sometimes!

languages: english and a little french. the french education in the public school system here totally sucks though lmao

random fact: i’ve been getting into wicca lately.

describe yourself as aesthetic things: the moon, the ocean, burning candles and wet sand. pudding and pastel yarn on a pile of picked daisies. when it’s raining in spring and everyone has their hood up, so you can’t see their faces and everyone looks interchangeable.

tagging: i’m so bad at this part because i don’t really chat that much on here and i always feel like i’m bugging people, plus i’m like a week late and i know everybody has already done this lmao but if we’re mutuals (i follow from my main @oldwordz) please feel free to consider yourself tagged!!

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Star Wars Episode 6: A rediscovery.

I’ve now reviewed Rogue One, Ep4, Ep5, all three prequels. It’s finally time to get back to the good stuff - Return of the Jedi. ROTJ is often cited as most people’s favorite from their childhood, but not necessarily on re-watch. Why? I was pretty sure I knew: it’s the shameless commercialism of the Ewoks, the derivative plotlines (another Death Star! More sneaking around Empire bases!) and so on. But truly, this movie is also very enjoyable. 

Upon re-reading my notes - there are far less of them, I think because I was actually into the movie again instead of analyzing everything. With Episode 1 and 2′s terrible dialogue and wooden acting and annoying plotlines, my brain was whizzing about, trying to understand just how these movies could be so bad. With Ep3, I felt myself analyzing how this film somehow *was* landing, and why it was different than the first two. With ROTJ, I got back to losing myself in the story, even though I was trying to remain conscious of the task at hand. 

While there are a couple lows (the Ewoks are mediocre at best as an adult-viewer, and George Lucas makes an inexcusable CGI addition to Jabba’s palace...), all in all this movie really fires. And what’s more - some of the most enthralling scenes in the entirety of the series occur here, and they don’t all include fighting and violence. I’m talking about the Emperor turning Luke. This is where the R1-4-5-1-2-3-6 order really works... we go from watching the Emperor turn Anakin in Ep3 right into the Emperor back at his old tricks with Luke. In both movies, the mind games and manipulation are really well done. I had many “Holy Shit!” 10-scene moments throughout ROTJ, mostly around the throne room, but prior to the climactic Vader redemption scene (which, surprisingly, was just OK). 

In fact, although this movie didn’t grade quite as high as Ep4 and Ep5, it has by far the most “10″ scenes, all of them (except “It’s a Trap!”) involving Luke and the Emperor in the build-up to the climax, when things are looking so grim for the rebellion and for Luke. Sure, I suppose I could have lumped more of these together, but each is so powerful on its own that I felt in the moment they deserved their own line items. 

Onto the scores. 

Average Score: 7.90 Standard deviation: 1.91

Scroll. 8. To the point and does the trick. 

Death Star and Vader. 9.  Beautiful new shot, with Death Star and Star Destroyer. The empire space visuals are so consistently amazing in this series. Great angry vader: “The Emperor does not share your optimism.” Great music. Great punchy scene.

Jabba’s Castle. 7. The big door is cool - C3PO sucks as always. Cool little eye in the peephole, and the big door opens. Pig guards are George Lucas trying too hard. Jabba is a pretty cool character. Luke wants to barter with him, there’s a little rat character that is fine, Solo is a wall decoration, and C3PO sucks again. Fine set of scenes. 

Jabba’s band. 1. George Lucas strikes again. He inserts a fully-CGI alien band, looking like a drunk person’s recollection of alien muppets, singing in a language that sounds like scat-man as a toddler. So unnecessary. Also, Jabba is rapey. 

Rancor eats a chick, Chewbacca, Lando in disguise. 6. I remember loving this whole Jabba sequence as a kid but it’s not really landing right now. The bounty hunter is Leia? Couldn’t they have sent someone less important? Han getting re-warmed is a cool visual. 

Han woken up. 6. Still can’t buy that they’d send Leia to rescue Han. Han’s blindness is kinda lame and the jokes are too. The Jabba sidekicks are also lame. Not loving this. 

Luke and the Rancor. 8. Luke falls into the Rancor pit and tries Jedi shit and it doesn’t work. But he’s clever and kills the Rancor. Pretty good job, pretty good scene. My roommate likes the crying monster. 

Sarlacc pit & Jabba’s ship. 6-8. Cool desert beasts, really cool desert ship. R2 as a cocktail waiter is funny. Luke: “Free us, or die.” And R2 shoots the lightsaber to Luke and the fighting begins. Lando cliffhangs, Boba Fett vs. Luke is cool, and Boba Fett dies an ignominious death (apparently in canon he actually survives). All in all, it’s a bit hokey and prequel-like, so I assume George had his grubby hands in here. Leia strangles Jabba, Luke flails away with the lightsaber looking really badly trained (in great contrast to the expertise of Ep3), and Lando kind of gets saved from the Sarlacc pit with a rifle. Some 6, some 8, hard to disentangle from my memories of the scene.

Emperor arrives at the Death Star. 9. Incredibly beautiful shots, great heft and foreshadowing. 

Yoda dies. 9.  “When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.” Great line. Love Yoda - this version, not the Shaun-White-Parkour-Tasmanian-Devil lightsaber version. He tells Luke he’s not a Jedi yet, that he must face Vader. Not ready for the burden! Rushed to face him! Luke made a mistake! “Jedi strength flows from the force. Beware anger, fear, aggression. Dark side. Once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke. Don't underestimate the Emperor.” Very good stuff from Yoda all around. And this part: there is another Skywalker!!! (but it never matters?) 

Obi-wan force ghost. 9. “Why didn’t you tell me?” “Vader did kill your father... from a certain point of view.” Luke must face Vader again, but Luke won’t... “Then the Emperor has already won.” And then of course... It’s Leia. 

Attack Prep. 7. “Many Bothans died to bring us this information.” I thought that line inspired Rogue One, but apparently not. Here we are again... a Death Star and a small crack team preparing to take it down. 

Emperor Confident. 8. Just another great punchy scene. 

Shuttle Tiberium. 9. Sneaking onto Endor to disable the DS’s shield... and we’re just like Rogue One again with the access codes. Vader on his Super Star Destroyer senses something... Good Chewy and Han tension. But Luke knows he’s endangering the mission. Vader is such a badass. 

Endor/Speeders. 9. The first thing I wrote for this scene was “C3PO SHUT THE F*** UP” but notwithstanding that outburst, this unique, gripping, and beautiful scene gets a great score. The Redwoods are recognizable to Northern Californians but few others, and as in real life, they are majestic and mysterious on film here. Amazing sound effects. The tension of possibly being outed by a patrolman is very high. Luke cuts off the front of a speeder with the lightsaber... so sweet. 

First Ewok. 8. Contrary to what you might remember, the Ewoks do not always suck. The first teddybear that finds Leia is kind of menacing. They avoid capture and make friends but it’s a pretty good scene. 

Vader and Emperor. 9. The Emperor is so damn badass.

Caught in Ewok trap. 5. More George Lucas Hijinx! Hokey. OK with Ewoks, not OK with C3PO becoming their God. 

In the Ewok village. 4. C3PO on the throne. Luke does force stuff. R2 shocks an Ewok and he does a stupid jump. Meh. 

C3PO telling Ewoks a story. 4. I guess the power of a story? They get help from the Ewoks. meh. 

Luke and Leia. 7. Luke has to face him. Decent scene between the two. 

Vader lands on Endor. 9. Beautiful shots here. Vader and Luke interaction. Search your feelings (again). "It is too late for me, son." Vulnerability there. A bit of foreshadowing. I like!

Shield generator attack begins. 7.  A little cheesy that the Ewok grabs the speeder and we do the chasing again, but I guess it serves the plot.

The rebel forces amass. 9. The rebel fleet is amazing. Very pretty. In retrospect (fore-spect?) the heterogeneous fleet reminds of Battlestar Galactica. 

Luke meets the Emperor. 10. Shit! Things sound very bad! 

Shield Generator Fail. 8. Uh oh! 

It’s a Trap! 10.  This all happens so fast, last two scenes and then this. Great music, great twist moment. Totally unforeseen. Admiral Ackbar gets his moment and forever becomes an internet meme and a real world reference. This space battle is intense.

Emperor turning Luke. 10.  Emperor seems to have all the cards. "it is your destiny."

Ewok's revenge. 7.  Mmmmmm. Actually not as bad as I remember because the Ewoks are a bit dangerous, even if primitive. OK, some dumb shit. Swinging ropes like tarzan, flying around with wings and dropping rocks. Self-hitting. Decent physical humor but also meh. Decent job with the emotional Ewok friends death.

Fully operational! 10.  Fuuuuuck! The Emperor is smart! Shit! Scene is a 9, but gets a 10 because of importance.

Luke tries to kill emperor. 10. Such a mindfuck. Pretty amazing.

End of the endor battle. 7. Meh. It’s fine. 

Luke and Darth fight. 10.  Let the hate flow through you.

Luke and Darth fight 2. 10.  Luke tries to hide and not fight.  "Your thoughts betray you. Sister! Twin sister. You have betrayed her too.” Stilted dialogue. Luke's love for Leia gives him power. Very much like Darth in the prequels. Darth’s hand cutoff. Fantastic music. Emperor: “Your hate has made you powerful. Fulfill your destiny.” He thinks back to his own hand destroyed and how he is like his father. Really great storytelling.

Attack on the death star. 8.  These visuals are really cool. But it’s a bit ridiculous to fly through the Death Star with a ship as big as the Millennium Falcon. I mean, the first DS was destroyed by a torpedo going down a tube not more than a meter wide... why would they engineer this thing to have a corridor wide enough for fighters to fly through, and right to the core reactor which will blow the entire thing up? 

Darth turns back. 9. It’s such a big moment, but is it actually well done? Emperor: "you will pay the price for your lack of vision." "Noooooo!" Hmmmm. it was great but it wasn't a 10. A bit hokey on the script. Why not cut the Emperor in half with a lightsaber? We’ve seen Jedi defy gravity before, why not assume he will survive? 

Anakin dies. Luke escapes. 8. “Take off the mask. you already saved me. Tell your sister you were right.” Great musical choices.

Han and Leia kiss. 7. Meh, it’s fine. 

Celebrations. 9. Good reunions and happy stuff. A bit cheesy but pretty good. 

Anakin/Darth funeral. 9. Pretty emotional. Pretty good. 

Credits. 7. WTF with this music choice. 

VERDICT: Things that will stick with me include: speeders, Emperor, and the Sarlacc pit. Speeders and Emperor are just awesome. Sarlacc pit was fine but memorable. This movie is entertaining, and yet, the most blockbuster-y of the original three, and that doesn’t sit as well with me at the end. But did I enjoy it? Surely and absolutely, yes, I did. ROTJ has far and away the most amounts of 9′s and 10′s of any of the films... only a few missteps keep it from being crowned as the best film in the franchise. 

REVIEW LINKS:

Introduction: Star Wars, a rediscovery.

Rogue One: 6.92 / 10.00 (stdev 2.06).

Episode 4: A New Hope. 8.00 / 10.00 (stdev 1.34).

Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back. 8.00 / 10.00 (stdev 1.29).

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. 5.00 / 10.00 (stdev 2.08). But probably worse than that, actually.

Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. 5.48 / 10.00 (stdev 2.07).

Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. 7.00 / 10.00 (stdev 1.77).

Episode 6: Return of the Jedi. 7.90 / 10.00 (stdev 1.91).

Episode 7: The Force Awakens. 6.57 / 10.00 (stdev 2.01).

Episode 8: The Last Jedi. 6.31 / 10.00 (stdev 1.89).

Verdict: Star Wars, A rediscovery.