#mmmmm fruit cat

[evilminji]

Okay this is going to drive me INSANE. D:>

Dearly beloved, Phandom darlings...

Can DANNY EAT VIDEO GAME/TV FOOD?

I... I NEED to know. You don't UNDERSTAND!? Think about it. No, seriously. THINK about all those HIGHLY unrealistic, too good to be true, PERFECT looking meals. Animated shows n games etc where there are chefs who will "cook for Anybody!"

Now think about being 14 going 20. A teenager. A broke college student. Your fridge is empty and everything you touch? Comes back to LIFE. You're... you're just so hungry. Tired. Your bruises have bruises and you have a paper due tomorrow.

I kinda want to CRY.

Can only eat cup ramen so many times before you DO.

And this show? That commercial? Yonder cooking game?? Well... they did a REAL good job animating it. It looks so WARM. So FILLING and COMFORTING. You can practically SMELL it.

You look down at your sad, soggy, cheap but you can afford it, EZ Noodles and? Feel something BREAK inside. You... you KNOW you can travel inside technology. KNOW this. Have done it before. Why... why AREN'T you? You can't keep living like this.

You gotta TRY, right?

I? Wanna believe it TOTALLY works?? Because Ectoplasm is weird like that? And just shrugs? Says "actual food, the concept of food backed by electricity, what's the difference? Sure, we can fuck with this"? And so Danny? IMMEDIATELY fucking switches his diet.

Like? Dead stop screech, slam on the breaks, u-turn to take that last off-ramp. Type IMMEDIATE.

Grocery bill? No, no, you mistake him! No. NOW it's his "carefully researched for their cooking, games and shows" bill. Touch his collection and he'll FUCKING BITE.

They got sticky notes on the cases. Menus n lil fold out "grocery store" locations. He punched a dragon for this fruit. Mmmmm, home cooked meeeeeals~

Just? Weird Foodie Danny. Yes he DOES know what those steaks taste like. While YOU fuckers were staring at the cat girls bizangas, HE was eating granny cat lady's home made meatball stew! Ha! YOU FOOLS!

More then that? I want him to write reviews. Like "yeah, fight system was OKAY but- *5 hour glowing rant about the food, sounding like a food critic who'd actually fucking gone and loved it* " and people are like?? Who? Is this funky lil madman? This is hilarious?

I want it to be DPxDC JUST? So everyone slowly starts to play the game "Meta or Shtick?" Because no one REALLY knows who he is. This dude gets POPULAR though. For some reason can't be hacked (shame on you guys! Way to try and ruin the FUN!). And like? Eventually? Someone just fucking ASKS?

And Danny is like... " wouldn't YOU like to know, weatherboy?"

So everyone is like:

"Meta."

But hey... since they're already ASSUMING~? >:3c WHOOOOO wants to help him PAY RENT~? Let's VLOG this fucker! Wooooo! Say "hi" Catchef! *feline noises* like? It's like a let's play combined with a mukbang.

Teen Heros everywhere are FACINATED. Game developers are suddenly like? "If there's food. You BETTER make it look amazing. We want that weird YouTube twink to... whatever his powers are, our game! Free viral marketing!" Food channels? Rending their clothes, on their KNEES, please! PLEASE! Just ANSWER OUR EMAIL! Just ONE SHOW! A one off! Guest appearance!

We have MONEY!!!

All while Danny? Is finally happy with his life. Weird as hell. Harrasing the world. Good food on the regular. Gets to travel, kinda. Best of all? He's raising money from it! Can help people! Now... who wants salad?

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter @lolottes

[sooniebby]

Omg Eun Jae hc’s if you haven’t done them yet!!!!! I love him so much <3 I’m planning on drawing him soon bc I’ve been working on portraiture and his face claim is so mmmmm, but I may give up and just draw him in my style 🤷

Ooh, I’d love to see that when you’re finished :)

SFW: he’s pretty reclusive the first few weeks, similar to Yuta. But even when he’s comfortable, he still just doesn’t talk much. Definitely must be by your side a lot of the times. Sometimes he’d even make you stay in the room when he’s streaming but make you sit in the corner where no one can see you

He always cooks for you—even if he went to bed late last night from streaming. He has an alarm that wakes him up an hour early before you so he can make you a nice breakfast. Lunches are always made the night before. He has noticed how poorly you took yourself cuz of how stressful work was so he makes sure to help you out.

Though everyone at your job thinks you have a girlfriend that loves cooking for you especially because he sometimes makes cute shapes out of the food. Usually cat cookie cutters. Whenever you come home, you’ll more than often see him on the couch sleeping with his black kitty on his chest, Nabi. Nabi only likes you when Eun-Jae is busy.. cuz she has no choice but to pay attention to you for some pets

Meeting his parents is… out of the question right now :)

NSFW: he’s way more talkative during sex. But he has this weird thing where he.. doesn’t want to actually fuck you sometimes. Like he wants to have sex but not use his dick. He can’t really control it

So instead he usually uses his legs.. cause he has some thick legs that feel great riding on. Sometimes he’ll use toys.. but toys usually are for when he wants to overstimulate you or punish you.

But when he is in the mood to use his dick… he’s nonstop. Like whenever he fucks you with his dick, get ready for at least three rounds. Also he cums a lot… maybe that’s why he goes a few days without penetrative sex… he’s saving it for an all out fuck feast

Usually happens on Saturday cuz at least you don’t work Sunday and can rest your ass. Loves giving you aftercare, giving you a bath and feeding you fruits right after. 

He’s heavily into cumming on you but then gets disgusted right after sex and quickly bathes you off. In the moment, he loves it but he hates it after. Would certainly change the bedsheets after sex everytime

Which is why you guys have a whole closet of bedsheets lol

Vincent, Yuta, and Eun Jae now done <3

[nerdyneko265]

In honour of the last dungeon meshi Thursday (I know it’s Wednesday, shut up)

Minecraft cooking!

Where I go through the mob bestiary and treat it like a cook book.

Chicken, cow, pig, goat, rabbit, horse, wolf, sheep, cat, cod, salmon, tropical fish, llama- you know what these are, you don’t need me to explain. Both Laios and I are bored, moving on.

Villagers, pillagers, piglins- don’t eat people. I know piglins are half pig but listen. DONT EAT PEOPLE! You know the orcs? This is the same thing.

All zombies ever- technically edible. We’ve all eaten rotten flesh. Senshi would not be proud of us, it’s not very nutritious. Also, cannibalism.

Skeletons- I guess you could make a soup stock. But they’re better for fertilizer.

Vex and allays- ghosts. I don’t think we can make sorbet here either. I don’t think they work like that.

Bats- very small, not much meat. Hard to find and catch. But if you’re in a cave and in a pinch or just curious, sure why not

Puffer fish- cook very carefully. Probably just better for potions. But you can eat puffer fish, your chef just needs to be trained in how to cook it.

Mooshroom- now we’re talking. Beef, but with mushrooms. Comes with mushroom soup too. Usually raised for soup rather than meat, but still a good source of meat that’s pre seasoned.

Squid- mmmmm calamari… Laios enemy… also good for squid ink. I hear it goes well with pasta.

Cave Spider- venomous, could technically remove the poison like with puffer fish and boil the spider but I dont know. Small but have spawners, so you’ve have a steady supply

Spider- not venomous, and bigger. So I guess you could. Probably taste like giant scorpion since they’re both arachnids.

*dont eat spider eyes, they’re poisonous

Endermen- for personal reasons, I will not be eating endermen. They don’t even want to fight unless you antagonize them. More importantly, don’t eat endermen, it’ll probably fuck you up. They’re built for the end and full of chorus fruit. They’re also so skinny, not much to eat there. Ender pearls have a chance of giving you a parasite. And will probably teleport your stomach out of your body. You could try but it’s probably like jerky and you’ll see god.

Incidentally, I think chorus fruit tastes like vanilla

Polar bear- probably very tough meat. Very gamey. Beware though, they eat people too

Iron golem- that’s a robot. Don’t eat metal. DONT EAT REDSTONE! ITS RADIO ACTIVE.

Snow golem- probably makes good ice cream. Don’t eat it. Let it make ice cream. It’s just snow after all. It would just taste like water.

Blaze- it’s more of a spirit than an animal. Good for potion making, probably not tasty. A central core surrounded by rods, maybe that core has some meat on it, probably tastes a little spicy.

Striders- why? Why would you eat these poor babies? What did they ever do to you? They’re probably reptiles, so you could definitely eat them but could you live with that knowledge?

Elder guardian- really old puffer fish. Cut carefully for good sushi. But it’s such a hassel, you’re better off having a puffer fish. Plus, they’re endangered, so like, come on.

Guardian- jokes on you, it’s hollow on the inside. Check the mob bestiary, they have no internal organs. Could probably get some meat from the outer flesh but that’s also the spikes, so beware.

Ender mite- remember those parasites from ender pearls? This is them. Could def cook them though. They’re fair sized and full on meat. You’re probably be tripping balls though.

Ghast- like a squid, but balloon. They are filled with gas, to allow them to fly. So much like a dragon, likely have a gas sac that could contain gases that could ignite, be careful. But sky octopus. Lots of meat.

Magma cube- slime but spicy. Magma cream is probably yummy. We know it’s ok to ingest because it’s in potions, so I think it should be ok to eat. Just wait got it to cool a little

Slime- senshi has recipes for these buggers.

Shulker- I can only assume it tastes like living armour. It’s definitely a mussel

Silverfish- it’s a bug, it’s big, enjoy.

Wither skeleton and the wither- please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT EAT THE WITHER! THIS IS HOW WE GET THE PLAGUE! YOURE GOING TO GET WITHERING AND DIE!

Sniffer- I know they’re really big, I know they’re probably full of meat and they have eggs, but look at their little faces. Could you really eat them?

The Ender dragon- I mean, you beat her, might as well I guess. Apparently dragon is delicious. But also, probably full of the end, probably going to fuck yup up a bit

And now, for the big one

Creeper- as we all know, creeper skin feels like dry, crunchy leaves. It’s a moss monster with a tnt block inside. So, if you carefully cut around the explosive, you now have a very dangerous vegetable. Thick “meat”, might make a good salad.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[hellishgayliath]

Mmmmm going with the thought that Pico would love the Broadway version of Cats the musical

Him and his sister would both be into Winnie the Pooh and Hilda ( cuz those shows are charming and I love them)

He'd also hate the taste of coffee cuz he finds it bitter and gross and prefers fruit juices and the like (and sometimes tea of course c: )

[mothermara]

whenever I'm looking for if this thing Mr Gilgamesh is trying to chew on is gonna kill him or not, the search results are always kinda divided into two categories:

- Kitty can have just a little bit on occasion, he is an obligate carnivore and plant foods may make his stomach upset!

- Kitty Cat Craves Brussel Sporouts MMMMM antioxidants. feed your cat fruits and veegtables. Now. The vitamins

[burning-bubble-tea]

I love stuffed animals and plush but in the general categories of the different plush things I have varying opinions.

Plush animals are the classic to me. I adore them. All animals. All plush animals. Fish, bears, birds, dogs, cats mollusks, plush animals are amazing and I adore them.

A sub category of plush animals would be like fictional creatures. So like Pokémon plush, dragons, unicorns, and other mythical creatures I for the most part like.

Now unfortunately I’m not an enjoyer of plushes of humanoid characters. Chibi humans? No thank you. Like whenever YouTubers sell plushies of their personas I’m like… no thanks. Something about it is just uncomfortable to me. Like no I don’t want a cartoonified adult man or chibi’d anime protagonist in my bed to hug. Maybe on a shelf but even then, that’s elf on a shelf shit and I don’t like that.

I have varying opinions when it comes to plushies of objects. If it’s just the object like a flower pillow or like a pokeball or like a football or of food I’m fine with that. Like they’re essentially fun pillows. Now where I vary is when eyes are put into object plushies. Sometimes it makes them really cute. Like I love Jellycats cause they just put eyes, a smile and some legs on objects. And oddly I’m more okay with like personified fruit than other foods. Like squishamals just shoving eyes and a smile on like a sushi or bubble tea is unnerving to me. Like the personification of the object has to be done well for me to like it in plush form. Slapping big eyes on it doesn’t always work. Sometimes I wish the object just had eyes like that plush line that makes plush viruses and organs. They just slap some eyes on a bacteria plush and it’s just a little guy, a little creature. But when the expression moves beyond either a no thoughts expression or a neutral smile, then I start to get no thank you.

For some reason I’m also really not a fan of a plush dressed up as another animal or thing. Like a cat in a shark costume? I’d rather have the shark and the cat separately.

I’m very picky when it comes to plush. For the most part I like getting plush of animals that have been simplified. I especially love a sea creature or a bird. When a plush starts to get too complicated that’s when I start to go mmmmm not for me.

Like I don’t need a plush to have a bunch of accessories or complicated pattern. Sometimes simple colours and simple shapes are great. I’m not a fan of a neon plush. Soft pastels for me please.

[sdj-official-fictive]

Ok cuz I was like. Mmmmm Steven with wings mmm Stevennnnnn but anyways. Pretty much everything is the same except the neighbours are part animal. Because I wanted to. So.

Roman: Secretary bird. They are tall and have long legs and kill snakes by stomping on them and I think Roman deserves to be a badass bird.

Lois: Chickadee. Small, round, and loud. It's literally Lois/pos

Robertsky and Albertsky: Mules! They are hard workers. I was gonna make them horses but. Yeah.

Selenne and Elenois: Flying Fish! Elegant yet flashy and also cool as hell???

Arnold: Parrotfish. Colourful little thing :3

Gloria: Cuttlefish. Because they are cool.

Izaack: Grizzly Bear. Yes you can make the joke.

Margarette: Long-tailed Sheep. She is SOFT and WARM and I LOVE HER.

Nacha: Housecat! She is a calico because I say so.

Anastacha: Domestic Bunny. This will make sense.

Dr. Afton: Screech Owl. I couldn't think of anything better.

Mia: Frilled Lizard. I wanted someone to be a lizard.

Francis: Domestic Bunny. His ass is NOT a cow.

Steven and Mclooy: Golden Eagle. HUGE BIRD. HUGE BIRD ALERT.

Alf: Capuchin Monkey. I was told I would be disowned if this didn't happen.

Raftelleyn: Fruit Bat. because why not.

OOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THESE !! AAAAY CAT NACHA ♡!! Also bear Izaack yeah sure is-Bibi

[writteninkat]

Kitten | Nanami x Reader

summary: Nanami smiles, manhandling you to flip you around. His gold plated name on your neck glistens under the red light. He parts your legs, watching as your cunt oozes out greedy amounts of slick.

word count: 2.8k

warnings: name calling (kitten, daddy), clit slapping, ass slapping, deep throating

a/n: here's a little gift to all my Nanami sinners out there lmao

<500 follower event>

Nanami noticed that you've been ordering online too much already. Just this week he found eight average sized boxes from kittenbasics. Were you planning on getting a cat?

Today has been very tiring for him. Not only has he been stabbed on his side but he also came home to an empty apartment. You had sent him a message saying you were going out with some friends tonight.

Just as he was about to close the door behind him, something caught his eye. He turns to his side and sees three more brown boxes on the floor. Frowning, he picks them up, already knowing they're uour orders. He takes them to the kitchen counter, setting them on it as he grabs a quick glass of water for himself.

As he gulps the water down, his eyes doesn't look away from the packages, curiosity getting the best of him when he sets the empty glass down and walks towards the boxes.

What shit had you been buying online that it has you glued on your computer screen almost every night?

He reads the package's description, frowning when it doesn't explain the contents inside the box. Only your address, name and contact number. Did she buy this from somewhere illegal or something?

He takes a small fruit knife from one of the drawers, pushing the blade through the packaging tape and swiftly running it across the box, cutting the tape open. He proceeds to cut the redt of the sides, softly placing the knife on the counter when he's finished.

Long, slender fingers open the covers of the box and digging through the packing peanuts, looking for the item. Alas, the pads of his thumbs and index fingers touch a velvet-like box. Nanami takes it out, furrowing his brows when he reads the intricate cursive writing on the top of the box.

Kitten basics.

He opens the box slowly, careful as to not damage what was inside. The product his gaze sat on had his heart dropping to his stomach. On a silk-covered miniature pillow inside the box rests a pink collar with his name, Nanami, sculpted in uppercase letters in gold. He takes the collar out, his member already stirring in his pants as he runs his thumb across his name.

A smirk tickles at his lips as his eyes move towards the other two boxes. After opening them both, he finds that one box had cat ears and knee socks in it while the other had a butt plug in a form of a cat's tail.

You definitely knew Nanami likes cats. And you definitely knew he loved it when she begged for him.

You come home to a dark apartment. Guessing your husband hasn't come home yet, you kick off your shoes rather drunkenly, stumbling your way to the kitchen where you gulped down a glass of water. You turn off the lights after placing the glass on the sink.

You stumble your way to your shared bedroom, furrowing your brows when you see that your led lights have been turned on and your actual lights off. Your eyes scan at the items on the bed; cat ears, a cat's tail buttplug, and- your eyes widen at the sight of the special pink chocker with your husband's gold plated name on it.

You feel strong arms wrap around your waist, pulling you back to his body as he breathes into your ear. "I was wondering what you've been buying online since I've been receiving many packages throughout the week." He runs his hand down your side, fingers teasing the hem of your short, black, bodycon dress.

"Care to explain what these are, kitten?" He whispers into your ear, fingers hooking under your dress, pulling it up to reveal the pink lacy thong you have on. "Leaving the house with such lewd underwear on? Were you planning on showing this to someone else?" He asks, pressing two fingers against your cunt. You press your thighs together as you shake your head, "No, daddy. All of you." You moan loudly, letting him push you on the bed.

"If you won't explain to me what these are..." Nanami picks up the buttplug, shoving it in your mouth before pushing you to lay on your back. He pulls your legs up, slender fingers hooking themselves onto your panties, pulling them down. He brings your underwear to his nose and he closes his eyes, unshamedly breathing in your scent as he looks down on you.

He pulls the buttplug out of your mouth, pressing it against your hole, teasing you. You bite your lip in anticipation, closing your eyes as you feel the plug slowly enter your ass.

"Sit up." You follow his command, pulling your legs back to sit on your heels. He takes the cat ears, putting them on you before taking the collar in his hands. "Why'd you buy this one specifically? Hmm? Kitten?" He asks, padding his thumb over your lower lip.

"Cause I belong to you." You answer, your tingue slipping out of your mouth as you sucked on his thumb, your eyes looking up at him as you hallowed your cheeks, showing him exactly how you'd suck his dick.

He growls, pushing you back down on the bed. He takes the collar, quickly putting it around your neck. He takes his time appreciating the masterpiece that is you, on his bed like this, all for him.

Slowly, he slips your dress off of you, skilfully unhooking your bra with one hand as he peppers sweet kisses all over your neck and chest, slowly traveling them down your breasts. He plays with your nipples with his tongue as his fingers twist and tug at your other one.

His tongue laps up your hardened nipples, taking them in between his terth before sucking red and purple splotches all over your soft skin. Slowly he gets up, pulling you along with him. He sits back on the bed and pushes you down onto the floor where you kneel obediently for him.

Nanami unbuckles his belt, taking it off of the hoops of his pants. He takes your hands, placing them on your back and using the belt to keep them there. He looks at you with such lust-filled eyes, his thumb playing with your lower lip.

"Put that mouth to good use, kitten." He says, leaning back as he lets you do what he asked. You look down at his pants, still buttoned and zipped up, however on the side you could see just how hard he currently is.

You lick on your lips, swallowing as you bite on his pants, undoing the button of his pants. You tug on it, pushing the button back with your tongue to take it out of the hole. You then continue to bite the zipper, your nose poking on his pelvis as you pull the zipper downwards.

You didn't want to wait any longer, you buried your face on the area where the zipper exposed your husband's boxer briefs, inhaking his musky sent as you lapped your tongue on his clothed and erected cock.

"Mmmmm so impatient I see. You want daddy's cock that bad, hmmm?" He teases, his voice so low you feel your cunt clench around your slick and nothing else. You nod your head, looking up at him with meedy eyes.

"Mmmff-fuck, okay kitten. I'll give you your reward." He takes his cock out of his underwear, his tip an angry red. You watch as he strokes his member a few times before pulling your head closer to him. You stick out your tongue, starting from the base, you like the underside of his cock, as you reach his tip you wrap your lips around it and start taking as much of his length as you can. Your fingers begin to tingle, wanting nothing more than to fondle and play with his balls at this very moment but the belt keeping your hands restrained is preventing you from doing so.

"Oh yeah baby, oh yeah... Just like that... Taking daddy's cock like the good little cockslut you are..." Nanami growls, tangling his slender fingers through your hair, tugging on it as you hear him suck in a breath.

As soon as you feel his tip press the back of your neck, you shake your head and get on your knees, pushing yourself even lower, making it your goal to reach his pubic hair with your lips. Nanami moans loudly as his cock pushes through the walls of your throat, feeling as you swallow around him. Once you feel you've taken his entire length inside your mouth, you pull away, gasping for air.

Once your lungs stop feeling like they're burning, you take him in his mouth once again, hallowing your cheeks as you bob your head up and down. Nanami throws his head back, moaning loudly as you feel him start to buck his hips upward. You push yourself lower like before a few times, when you swallow around him this time, he bucks his hips up and pulls your head down, creaming inside your throat and mouth.

You waste no time in swallowing his load. He pulls out of you and parts your mouth open, checking and then smiling to see it empty. "Such a good kitten. Love daddy's cum so much? I don't see a single drop in your mouth." He chuckles, pulling you up and throwing you on your stomach. He pulls your hips up, slapping on your ass, his eyes watching the slap causes a ripple. He slaps your ass again, and again, and again and doesn't stop until both your cheeks are a fiery red color and tears are running down your face.

"Does it hurt kitten?" He asks, rubbing a hand on your swollen bum. You shake your head, looking at him through your side. "Then why are you crying?" He sounds as if he were genuinely concerned.

"It feels too good," You sob, "Daddy."

Nanami smiles, manhandling you to flip you around. His gold plated name on your neck glistens under the red light. He parts your legs forcefully, watching as your cunt oozes out greedy amounts of slick.

Nanami lowers his face in between your thighs, his eyes trained on you as he dips his tongue in between your wet folds. You moan loudly at the feeling of his hot tongue finally against your needy cunt. You roll your hips impatiently, causing Nanami to pull away and slap your cunt.

"So impatient, kitty. Good kittens wait for their daddies to finish their meal. Now stop moving and let me have my dinner." He goes back to your cunt, lewd slurping noises fill the room along with your loud moans and mewls.

Nanami pushes his tongue in between your walls, teeth grazing against your clit, taking you by surprise. Your walls clench around his tongue, squeezing it as he furrows his brows at your orgasm.

He pulls away, scowl evident on his face as he pulls his underwear and pants down. "You came without my permission, kitty." He begins working with the buttons of his shirt, undoing them. "And you know what happens to bad kitties right?" He lines his cock against your hole, hands on each of your thighs. "Tell me, what happens to bad kitties?"

"They don't get to cum." You answer, moaning loudly at the feeling of his member entering your wet and greedy cavern. You've been married with and have been getting fucked by this man for years, and yet your tiny cunt still couldn't get used to his size.

Everytime the two of you fuck, he always stretches you open and has you feeling so full. And your little cunny always squeezes around him, making him feel every inch of your walls.

He pushes his entire length inside you, his pelvis pressing against the back of your thighs. He thrusts inside you slowly a few times to get you at least a little bit more stretched out before his pace increases and the bed is creaking.

Nanami's hands slowly run up from your stomach to your tits, playing and fondling with them before his left one retreats back to your thigh while the other creeps towards your neck. He runs a few fingers over his name before his eyes look at you- your expression.

Your eyes are glassy and your face is flushed, you have a shit eating grin across your face with your tongue lolling out of your mouth. "I feel that good, kitty?" He asks, his thrusts becoming slower but much deeper. You nod your head, unable to use proper words.

"Use your tonge, kitty. Come on. Answer daddy. Do I feel that good?" All the comes out are mashed up words and slurs, making Nanami laugh loudly. He thrusts deep inside you, feeling your walls clench around him.

"I'm fucking you so dumb right now aren't I?" He asks, frowning when you don't reply. He slaps your clit and it takes every single atom in your body for you to not cum right then and there.

"Answer me. I'm fucking you so dumb right now, aren't I?" He growls, his balls slapping against your ass, creating lewd noises. You nod your head and your response encourages him, he slaps your clit just a few more times before he's reaching his own orgasm.

"Don't you fucking cum." He creams inside you, your toes curling as you try your best not to cum. He pulls out, the satisfaction leaving your body along with him.

He watches his cum drip out of you, his fingers teasing your folds, dipping into his white release, pressing his fingers inside your mouth. You suck on his fingers, licking them clean.

He pulls out his fingers and presses his lips on yours, his tongue pressing against yours, tasting himself. He hums in satisfaction, nodding his head. "Okay, you've been a good kitty. I'll let you cum under one condition." He pushes himself inside you once again, "You cum together with me."

His thrusts this time are a bit harder, much more maddening. He rolls his hips as he thrusts deep inside you, his head pressing you g-spot again and again as you cry out how good he makes you feel.

He leans his body towards you, his hips snapping as he presses his lips on your neck. "Who do you belong to?" He grumbles, licking your jaw. "Daddy..." You moan out, closing your eyes as you feel your orgasm slowly creep up to you.

"Mmmm-mmmm. That's not my name. Since I'm fucking you so dumb right now, I'll give you a little clue. The answer is what's written on your neck." He mumbles, hips never ceasing.

"Mmff- Nanami!" You moan loudly, your orgasm already so close to you. "That's it!" Nanami roars loudly, pushing away from you as he slaps your clit, "Who do you belong to?"

"Nanami!"

"Who?"

"Fuck, Nanami!"

You clench around him milking him as he rolls his hips while insde you, helping you ride out your rogasm. You press your head against the soft pillows, his name coming into view as he cums inside you once more, painting your walls white.

The two of you stay silent for a moment, your heavy breathing the only thing that can be heard. Slowly, Nanami pulls out of you making you whimper, the overstimulation causing your body to become more sensitive than you wanted it to be.

"Shhh, shhh... It's okay baby, I got you..." Nanami coos, skillfully undoing the belt from behind you, pulling the restraints away from your hands. You pull your hands from behind you, immediately pulling Nanami closer, breathing in his scent.

Nanami presses soft kisses all over your face as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear. He carries you in his arms, walking over to the bathroom where he has already prepared a bath with your favorite bathbomb.

He sets you down on the water, carefully taking off your catears and your choker. "Okay baby, I'll take off the plug now okay?" You nod, wrapping your hands around him as you hiss as the plug is slowly being taken out of you. He continues peppering kisses all over you as he washes you hair and face, he doesn't stop even as he's pulling you out of the tub and walking you back to your bed.

He walks away towards the closet, coming back with the comfortable panties, sweats and one of his shirts. He helps you get dressed, drying off your hair and combing it soft as he constantly kisses you, whispering praises as he does so.

Once he finishes, he sets you down on the bed and he leaves to wash up himself. When he comes back, he joins you on the bed, pulling you into his arms as he presses one last kiss on your forehead.

"I love you baby." You mumble out.

"I love you too."

"I love you more."

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[tainted-wine]

I hope you don’t mind this being exclusive for the Pro-Heroes!

(NSFW)

Papers? Check. Writing utensils? Check. Lube? Check.

You were primed and ready to begin this cocktastic journey. Completing this project will be a great benefit to Thirstology. You can’t believe that they put their trust in you to collect such valuable information from several willing participants. There’s no way you’re going to let the people at National Thirst Studies down.

With your lower body completely bare, you and your ambitious pussy set out to begin the cockwarming interviews.

Yagi Toshinori/All Might

Pre-Notes: The Symbol of Peace. It’s still surreal to see him in such a fragile state. Strangely enough, I never once asked myself: Does All Might fuck? “Obviously he was too pure for fucking,” is what I would have said before I devoted my life to Thirst Studies. But I have learned over the years that there is no such thing as purity.

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After he got over the initial shock of you wearing no pants or underwear, you were finally able to begin your study and ask him the main question.

You barely dodged the spray of blood spewing out of his mouth. “Am I into what?” He sputtered.

“Cockwarming, sir. The act of settling a penis in a nice cozy orifice. There’s no movement, only penetration. Surely you already at least knew the definition when you agreed to this?” You offered him a paper towel, which he accepted with a choked “thank you.”

“Midnight told me this would be about intimate relationships,” he anxiously explained while wiping the red off of his lips. “But I wasn’t expecting to hear something that graphic.”

Ah, so he was talked into this. “Well, with your permission, I can give you a personal demonstration.”

His answer was inaudible the first time; you had to ask him to speak up in order to hear his adorably high “yes.” He was a lot shyer than you imagined. Poor guy was shaking like he was on a verge of a heart attack when you took his cock out and boy, did he put the ‘long’ in ‘schlong.’ But your mission wasn’t to admire the dick’s appearance, it was to learn how their owners used them inside a hot snatch. You climbed onto him and lowered yourself and ooooh shit, both of you were moaning as his inches sank into you. You couldn’t take it all, but it was more than enough to get the job done.

“Mmnngh, yes, very long. Pushing almost painfully,” You said through clenched teeth, scribbling in your notepad as you sat semi-comfortably in his lap. “Can you give me your input, Toshinori? How is this feeling for you?”

“Blrraaaffggg.”

“Toshi?”

“…”

He laid limp in the interview chair as crimson liquid continued to flow from his mouth. Well, this is troublesome. You’ll have to wait for him to regain consciousness to hear his feedback.

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Conclusion: This was his first time experiencing cockwarming. He described it as ‘intense, but not unpleasant’. Unfortunately, whenever I ask for more details, he would get too embarrassed to share anything. Frankly, this isn’t the most fruitful start to my series of interviews, but it was a great privilege to meet the amazing All Might.

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead

Pre-Notes: I honestly don’t even know who the hell this is. An underground hero, apparently. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you that he brought a cat with him. I told him that it needs to stay outside during the interview, but the difficult bastard was ready to turn around and leave unless I allowed the furball in. What a hassle. Do I even want to sit on this man?

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You’re thankful that you did, in fact, sit on this man. His sleek ebony cat was relaxing in your lap while your pink kitty was stuffed with his cock. Despite his indifference to the situation, it was strangely intimate. Taking notes over a cute feline while his length twitched inside you was rather challenging.

“You seem like a rather exhausted fellow. Is it maybe the laid-back nature of the act that you find so alluring?” You asked.

“Mmhmm.” His arms circled around you to stroke his adorable pet.

“Being able to just wind down by giving your hard snake a wet hot crib to rest in?”

“Mmmmm.”

“I would appreciate a more elaborate answer.”

“Mmmmm...”

You shifted just enough to turn your head and see Aizawa’s head lolled back, his breaths getting heavier after each exhale. You can feel him quickly going soft inside you.

Ugh...

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Conclusion: Given that he fell asleep in the middle of the demonstration, it’s safe to say that he finds the act very relaxing. I can only make guesses because the moment he woke up, he hurried me off his lap, picked up his cat and headed out. I did my best to chase him and ask if I could at least hear his final thoughts, but that bastard leaps on cars and buildings as skillfully as Edgeshot.

Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic

Pre-Notes: I’m not sure what to expect from the Voice Hero. His radio show has hosted some surprisingly insightful interviews. Unlike the last two, he will hopefully have some truly constructive answers to give.

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“Not gonna lie, I always wanted to try this!”

Both of you were red in the face as you sat on his throbbing cock. Despite the blush and slight shake in his voice, he was as cheerful as ever. “Sometimes I just wonder, it would be pretty cool to just have a hottie warmin’ me up during my show, ya dig? No sex, though. I know I’m not quiet enough to get away with that on the air!” He laughed loudly right into your ear.

Well that kinda hurt, but it’s nice to finally have a fully cooperative interviewee. You were actually able to ask all of your planned questions for once, and Hizashi gave a satisfying answer to each one.

Unfortunately, it just couldn’t go perfectly, and his phone ended up ringing near the end of the interview.

“Hold on, listener. I gotta take this.”

Did he really? You wished he would wait until you were done.

You felt him lean back as you remained on his lap. “Shouta, buddy! What’s goin’ on?”

Shouta? Does he mean...?

“Sorry about that! I’m not home yet, I’m doin’ a...special interview, with a hard-working thirstologist.” You heard the voice on the other end respond, and Hizashi made a noise of confusion. “Eh? What do you mean ‘you too?’”

Oh dear, he does. They actually know each other.

The conversation quickly transformed into an argument, a loud one. The two heroes apparently have some...tension between them.

“Oh, so I throw hints at you for years and you act as innocent as your cats, but you’ll sit down and let a girl hop on your dick during an interview?!”

You had to lift yourself off of his softening member and take shelter from his booming voice. He was tucking himself back into his pants with one hand as he marched out of the room, but his hurt and anger was still loud and clear. “Don’t give me that bull. I bet if I hit you with twenty one questions about cockwarming, you’d just pretend you’re asleep! Oh, you actually did fall asleep? Huh.”

You awkwardly collected your notes as the two gentlemen were seemingly making up.

“Damn right I’ve always felt this way. Oh man, you better get ready tonight because I’ve got over ten years of pent up feelings, and you’re gonna take it all.”

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Conclusion: It feels good to have a full interview. In summary, Hizashi is intrigued by the combination of closeness and casualness of it all. His interest in cockwarming during his jobs also indicate a possible thrill out of doing it in public. In addition, I’d like to announce with some pride that I may have assisted in taking two friends to the next level of their relationship.

Hawks

Pre-Notes: I’m eager to hear what the handsome winged hero has to say. I wouldn’t mind if we just stare at each other throughout the entire interview. My lust for him is unbearably strong and I’m not sure why. It’s probably just the horny writer’s obvious bias towards this bird. She could use another hobby.

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Hawks laughed once you gave him the question that officially begins the interview. “Gotta admit, I’ve actually never tried it.”

That’s a surprise that you quickly jot down in your notes. “I see. Is it something you’re interested in trying? I can give you a demonstration right here.”

“Oh? I’d love one.”

You try not to look too excited as you leave your seat and move to undo his pants, but Hawks raises a hand.

“But I want you to do it on your knees.”

Your eyebrows furrowed. “My knees? How do I-”

“With your mouth.”

Oh my.

You granted his request and kneeled down to take his half-hard cock into your mouth.

“Ahhh, that’s nice.” He sighed loudly, spreading his legs more as he stared down at you.

You detached your mouth from him to speak. “Can you tell me what it is that you-mmffrrf.”

A hand pushed you back down onto his man meat. “No no no, just...stay right there. I’ll do the talking in a minute.”

You sat there with his cock growing in the heat of your mouth. Hawks’s eyes were closed, a small content smile on his face. Every time you lifted your head just an inch, the hand on your head pressed you back down. Just when this interview was starting to feel more like a hookup, he finally began to talk.

“Oh yeah, I’ve fantasized stuff like this. You got a shitty boss? I do, don’t tell them I said that, though. They’re always finding something to get on my ass about. Working me like a dog everyday, expecting me to pull off these insane missions flawlessly.”

All you could do was look up and listen to his rant. He must have loved the sight of you, going by the strong twitch of his length in your mouth.

“They just keep asking more and more from me. ‘Do this faster next time, Hawks!’ or ‘I know you’ve never done something like this before, but don’t fail us, Hawks!’ Sometimes I just wanna shove something in their mouths...like my dick. Can you relate?”

You shook your head as well as you could in your current position.

He shrugged. “Oh well. As far as I know, I’ll always be the one getting fucked by them. But something like this...” He pat your head. “Ah yeah, it would be so nice to see them like this...”

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Conclusion: Hawks was sadly short on time and had to leave before I could even get into the questions. Going by the very personal feelings and frustrations he shared, Hawks enjoys the dominance displayed from cockwarming, and prefers it be done orally. I will respect his wishes and not reveal any of the opinions that he shared about the establishment he works for and its executives.

Taishiro Toyomitsu/Fat Gum

Pre-Notes: It’s best that I continue to be honest: I’m anxious. Fat Gum is one of the biggest heroes around, and I just know that there is a deadly pillar of pussy destruction in those pants. I know that I should be more concerned with the questions, but it just won’t leave my mind.

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“So, what experience do you have with this, Toyomitsu?”

The large man chuckled. He was currently in his skinny form, which you’re pretty thankful for since his fat form would have been beyond awkward to straddle. That would be like trying to hump one of those giant inflatable characters at parades. “A pretty lady I knew was really into it! I tried it for her sake, but I’ll say this with no ego, my sausage ain’t something to be taken lightly! Still, she was determined, and I was really digging just how strong her will was to take me.”

‘She sounds like a very brave soul,‘ you thought as your pen glided across your paper.

“I couldn’t believe it when she managed to get all of me inside. She couldn’t either, because she passed out! At first I just wanted to laugh it off,” he cackled as if to give an example, but his face quickly drooped into a somber expression. “But then I realized she wasn’t breathing...” His eyes shut in pain and sorrow. “And I couldn’t find a pulse...”

You nearly dropped your pen in horror. “My goodness, Toyomitsu. I’m so sor-”

“I’m just messin’ with ya! She’s fine!” His face immediately brightened up again, leaving you shocked and somewhat upset over the scare. “But seriously, if you want a seat on this big boy, I hope you’ve got plenty of lube on hand.”

“Don’t worry, I do. More than enough for the biggest flesh towers.”

But your doubts instantly returned when the bulging monster was freed from his pants. It’s huge. Toshinori may have been long, but this monster was unbelievable in both length and girth.

Your fear must have been evident on your face, because Toyomitsu asked, “You sure you wanna do this? Don’t want you to hurt yourself.”

You whipped out your bottle of lube and drenched your hands. “Thirstology is my passion. My life’s work. I am more than willing to put my life on the line for science.”

The hero raised an eyebrow. “It’s...not that serious, but I really like your guts, missy.” He gave himself a few strokes. “So let me tear them up.”

Even with the coatings of lube inside your pussy and on his massive cock, this was still the most arduous task you have ever performed in your life. You didn’t know it was possible to be stretched this far. The light blonde was mesmerized by your trembles and scrunched expressions and as you tried to take more of him, his mouth slightly open when he noticed the swell in your lower abdomen.

“Oh, that is hot.”

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Conclusion: I did it. I took the Fat Gun. Fat Gum himself takes a lot of pleasure in watching the strain of someone trying to take him in, and due to his partner often being much smaller than him, the tightness is very pleasurable to him. He was the only interviewee that actually came during the demonstration, so I suppose it’s safe to say that he is the biggest fan of cockwarming out of the five. He was very panicked when he came inside me, but I reassured him that I am on the pill. This is still a hell of a mess to clean up, however.

(I hope the information I have obtained will be useful for the institute. Thank you for giving me this opportunity)

[novaraynesekhmet]

The sun was finally out and Nova was going to make the most of it. She'd taken the day off from her shop. About three years ago she'd opened a tattoo shop, with all the glitz of piercings and what not. At first she'd only done it because she enjoys drawing. It gave her different challenges, and tested her skills. She had a huge fan base now and people traveled the world to get a tattoo from her. It was humbling to say the least. Novas had other loves, her cats, and her plants here recently she couldn't get enough of the later two.

Getting up she makes her self some coffee, with special herbs in it, calls her store yo tell them she might stop in later to mind their selfs and then she walked out on her acreage she'd bought and paid for all on her own. There she grew all types of foods. It also allowed her train with out the watchful eyes of neighbors always on her as she did in the city. Nova loved the smell of the country a bit more than she that of the city.

As her cats walked behind her she went to the orange tree plucking some of the succulent fruit from the lower hanging branches. Plopping down in the big field she looks up into the sky lightened by the sun. Niva starts to peel the skin from the fruit and puts small, juicy pieces into her mouth. It's always surprised her when bits of juice squirted against her taste buds. Mmmmm, it was perfect. All of it her life, the country, her shop, now of she could just keep hidden from Zeus things would be even better.

[feelitstillmp3]

1,3,6,7,12,18,19,26,30,35,40,45,46,47,48,50,53,57,61,65,66,70,73,79,82,86,88,90:)) me is backkk xaraaaa heyoo

oh welcome back hon !!

putting this under a cut cuz it got long

( ask game )

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

cat cat cat i rlly want a cat 

3. What song really gets you going?

up all night by alex claire !! its the class theme song and its iconic, although i do love me some lofi bops as well

6. Most embarrassing habit?

prolly biting my nails tbh

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

chocolate

12. Any hidden talents?

hmmm i can act okay ? i can also play ukulele apparently

18. Do you sing in the shower?

i used to, but i broke my speaker recently so i kinda stopped 

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

literally anything by destroy boys and also uh twisted by mission but !! mostly shut up kiss me by angel olson

26. Gum or breath mints?

gum, i don't like mint skjdksd

30. Have you ever had braces?

nope !

35. Windows or Mac?

mac

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

umbrella, rain coats always make me get wet

45. Least favorite color?

like an ugly brown or a salmon pink tbh

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

i had a lil fish when i was like 8

47. Sweet or salty?

salty

48. Favorite pasta dish?

carbonara my beloved <3

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

oh man i could go crazy thinking about parallels but also recently thinking a lot about spn but i don't have the braincells to analyze that so uhh ... OH yeah um so thinking about class and its theme about loss and how you can sometimes feel unworthy of love because of things you did, and this also is totally an spn & dw & tw thing, and i keep saying it, but it makes me go absolutely crazy like when will these ppl realize it wasn't their fault !! no joke this is actually an spn episode, where dean was like put on trial and he was only found guilty bc he thought he was .. like pls .. jo’s, meg’s, and jessica’s deaths werent ur fault n u know it .. like also the doctor not being able to save everyone all the time and feeling guilty for it, and im sure jack felt this at some point and totally charlie felt it like .. god i could go insane thinkin bout it

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

cheese, i refuse to eat pizza w anything else on it

57. Favorite labels about you?

umm, dumbass, idiot, disaster <3

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

um im smart i guess ?

65. Favorite fruit?

strawberry !

66. Least favorite fruit?

ummmmmmmmmmm pineapple 

70. Favorite dessert?

mocha chip ice cream ( or coffee chip as they recently changed the name to :// )

73. Tell a funny story.

i don't rlly have anything, im head empty

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

if u call me iconic i will love u forever ( @ zoe .. ily queen .. even tho ur not gonna read all this sjdhsjhd 

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

oh the lil shaved ice things i think they're called bingsu but they look so good

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

mmmmm idk ill get back to u on that

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

my trip to france :) ive been thinking abt it so much and i want to go back

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

politics tbh, i am useless when it comes to that

sorry if i missed any of the questions djshdjhsd

[vannahfanfics]

Holiday Traditions

Category: General Fluff

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Characters: Eri, Shota Aizawa

Hey, everyone! This is the first of my two stories for @cuizineco​‘s Heroes in the Baking Zine, which is free to download!

Eri’s ruby-red eyes were glued to the flickering television screen, slowly chewing on the white chocolate-covered popcorn that Momo had given her as a Yuletide snack. The little girl hardly noticed the red and green crystalline sprinkles clinging to her lips; she was too absorbed in the claymation Christmas special. She liked the tale about the ostracized little reindeer and his little elf friend and had become rather invested in their grand adventure. She leaned forward as the drama began to ramp up, her heart pounding in her chest as the Abominable Snowman stalked the protagonists through the Arctic. 

Just then, the movie cut to a commercial break, tinny Christmas music filling the air as a department store advertised its newest line of winter coats. 

“Awww!” she complained and grumpily shoved another fistful of popcorn into her mouth. Why did commercials always interrupt the good parts? She glowered at the screen as she munched on the puffy chocolate-coated kernels, willing the adverts to end sooner. It was too bad her Quirk only allowed her to reverse time, not advance it, she thought as she scrunched up her face in frustration. 

“Enjoying yourself, kiddo?” Eraserhead asked as he sauntered in, holding a mug of steaming coffee. The cup was a gag gift from one of his students, featuring a crudely-painted rendition of the hero in a comical elf getup, but since receiving it, Eri hadn’t seen him use a different one. 

“Mhmm!” she nodded before looking back at the screen. She pouted when she realized that the commercials were still going. However, she found herself engrossed in the advert as the image of a caramel-coated apple flashed across the screen. It portrayed a happy family spending time in the kitchen, dipping apples in thick, creamy caramel and coating them in all sorts of goodies. Eri’s mouth watered as the decadent treats danced across the screen, her chocolate-covered popcorn already forgotten as a new sweet dominated her mind. 

“Buy our famous caramel apple kits today and partake in a classic Christmas tradition!” a woman’s jovial voice chirped before the commercial ended and it cut back to the movie. Eri grabbed the remote to pause it before jumping up, grabbing onto Eraserhead’s pants leg before he could saunter out the room. 

“Eraser! I wanna make caramel apples!” 

“Nnn? Caramel apples?” he grunted, rubbing at his stubble with a hand. Eri nodded fervently, tugging on the soft fabric of his sweatpants and giving him the best puppy dog eyes she could muster. 

“Yes! The commercial said it was a Christmas tradition, so we have to do it, right?” 

“Eri, that’s not really how that works,” Eraserhead laughed. Just as the girl’s eyes began to water with disappointment, he ruffled her silvery-white hair with his large hand and smiled warmly. “But, it’s not like I have anything else to do today since we’re still on break, and to be honest, that commercial did make me a little hungry…” As Eri’s eyes sparkled hopefully, he patted her on the back. “Go get your shoes on.” 

“Yay!” Eri squealed, peeling herself off of him to run into her bedroom. In her haste, she put her shoes on the wrong feet, which Eraserhead had to correct while trying not to laugh. 

After the adjustment, they made a quick trip to the supermarket to buy the advertised kit and six apples— three delicious, sweet red and three tart, tangy green. Eri carried the kit back into their home like it was the most precious treasure, while Eraserhead came behind her with the plastic bag of apples. She hurried to the kitchen, stretching to slide the box onto the counter before rushing to a drawer so she could pull out an apron. She nimbly tied the strings behind her and tucked the bottom of the apron into the pocket—she was practically drowning in it and she would end up tripping over it otherwise—and then looked expectantly at the scruffy teacher, eyes sparkling with anticipation. 

“All right. I have to melt the caramel first,” Eraserhead said as he put a pot on the stove and flipped on the burner, “so why don’t you go finish your movie and I’ll call you in when it’s ready?” 

“Aw, okay,” Eri pouted and headed back to the living room. Still, she really wasn’t that sad; she did want to find out what happened to Rudolph. Every time there was a commercial break, though, she dashed back to the kitchen to demand if the caramel was ready; every time, with a soft smile while he stirred the melting caramel, he’d tell her “not quite yet” and usher her back into the other room with a small wave. By the time he finally did call her in, the movie had ended and another one she had watched the night before had begun. 

When he called her name, Eri had no qualms about shutting off the television and racing into the kitchen. 

“Whoa, there,” Eraserhead laughed as she slid across the tile on her socks and bumped into his legs. While holding the handle of the hot pot with one hand, he used his other to steady her. “Let’s not have an accident before we’ve even started.” 

“I’m okay, I’m okay!” she insisted while rubbing her nose. Eraserhead set the pot on a potholder on the counter while she climbed onto a stepstool. She fidgeted impatiently as Eraserhead cut the stems away from the apples and jabbed wooden skewers down into their cores. Then, finally, he handed her the wooden stick so she could dunk the apple into the molten sugar. Sticking her tongue out in concentration, Eri swirled the apple around in the thick syrupy substance, ensuring that she coated every inch with a gooey layer of goodness before yanking it out. 

Eraserhead had also prepared several bowls of decorations— chocolate chips (milk, dark, white, and even peanut butter), crushed cookies and toffee bits, peanuts, sprinkles— as well as squirt bottles of melted chocolate. Eri dunked the apple into the peanuts with glee, then doused it in healthy streams of milk chocolate before setting it carefully on a baking sheet covered in parchment paper. The gooey globs of caramel pooled around the bottom of the apple before quickly solidifying. 

“Next time, we should do this with Deku and Lemillion!” Eri asserted as she pushed another apple-on-a-stick underneath the surface of the caramel. As she pulled it out, a long string of caramel clung to it, so she snapped it with her finger and popped it into her mouth. “Mmmmm! I bet they would enjoy it!” 

“I’m sure they would,” Eraserhead agreed as he coated his own apple in an almost criminal amount of mixed chocolate and peanut butter chips. “In fact, I’m sure the whole class would.” 

“Yeah! We can buy tons and tons of kits, and all make caramel apples together!” 

“For sure. This time, though, we’ll enjoy them all to ourselves, right?” Eraserhead chuckled. As she nodded, he squirted a bit of chocolate onto his finger and playfully dabbed it on the end of her nose, making her squeal and paw at him. To retaliate, she grabbed the bottle of white chocolate and squeezed it hard, spraying thick globs of half-melted chocolate all down his front. It was a good thing he was wearing an apron. “Hey!” he cried, scowling and hurriedly folding up the apron as the stuff threatened to drip down on his grey cat slippers (which had also been a gag gift from the class). 

Eri snickered deviously and used the squirt bottle to shower her caramel apple in it, painting the round, cookie-covered fruit in pretty white lines. Eraserhead scooped the chocolate off his apron with his finger and licked it off bit-by-bit, leaving Eri to finish the last few apples. “Little devil,” he snorted and pushed her lightly in the head before grabbing the tray and setting it into the refrigerator to cool. Eri only laughed at his venomless insult and carted her stool over to the sink so she could help him with the dishes. 

“What are we going to do with all the leftover stuff? Eat it?” 

“No. You’ll get a stomachache,” he said as he took one of the bottles to pour dark chocolate straight into his mouth. 

“Hey!” Eri laughed and punched his leg, making him jerk and nearly spit out all the chocolate. She giggled and grabbed a fistful of the cookies, pushing them into her mouth and grinning at him with half-dissolved chunks of them clinging to her teeth and lips. As they put the leftovers in containers, they both snuck behind each other’s backs to snag bits of the little candy pieces, easily demolishing half of the remainders that way. They finished it off with big glasses of milk before returning to the living room to wait for the caramel apples to cool.

Eraserhead turned the Christmas specials back on with Eri cuddled up against his side. As he set down the remote, she tugged at his hoodie, making him glance down at her. 

“Thanks for spending the holiday with me, Eraserhead,” she said sheepishly. Though she was sure that the hero would rather spend time with his friends and family, he’d volunteered to stay with Eri while all of the students and other staff were away so she wouldn’t be alone. 

He shrugged and looked back at the television screen as if it were only natural for him to be there. 

“Don’t sweat it, kid. I don’t really have any holiday traditions, so it’s kinda nice to be a part of one,” he said casually, but the edges of his lips crept up into a smile. Eri really did like Eraserhead. It had been a long, long time since she’d had anyone like a father around, and though it may be a bit strange, she felt like the hero filled that void in her life. Humming contentedly, she laid her head on his lap, and his hand fell into her hair to caress her scalp almost without him realizing. 

“Yeah,” she murmured, and then her face split into a yawn. As her eyelids drooped and the image of the singing and dancing snowman began to grow fuzzy, she whispered, “It really is nice.”

Enjoy this oneshot? Feel free to peruse my Table of Contents!

[megabadbunny]

I was tagged by the absolutely darling @saecookie. Thanks, doll! 😘❤️💖

relationships? (...what about them...?)

breakups? My most memorable breakup is when a boyfriend sent one of my other exes to break up with me on his behalf 😂

kids? They’re great and I will never pop one out of my own body

siblings? One (1) sestra

pets? Three sweet goblins

surgeries? Just to yeet my wisdow teeths

tattoos? Three! And someday, MORE

countries you’ve visited? Never had the opportunity to leave American soil, sadly. Whomp whomp

been in an ambulance? Nope!

done karaoke? Not yet but @tiffotcf and I have a standing date to do it ONE OF THESE DAYS

gone ice-skating? Nah I prefer to ruin my ankles with rock-climbing 😅

been on a cruise? You mean floating death traps? I think not

ridden a horse? Few times. I generally prefer being around them, talking to and grooming and feeding them, as opposed to riding them

stayed overnight in a hospital? Couple times #thanksasthma

favorite fruit? LOL it would be faster to name the ones I don’t like. Like canteloupe. Canteloupe is disgusting, and also proof that the devil is real and he is punishing us for our collective evils

favorite colors? Most of them! But like a true millennial, I am very partial to rose golds, mint greens, and robin’s-egg-blues

last text?

coffee or tea? Coffee. Gimme dirty bean water over dirty leaf water any day lololol

favorite pie? Peach, apple, caramel apple, apple with a bacon lattice, black raspberry. Mmmmm

favorite pizza? Homemade pizza with a crust and sauce recipe my dad picked up in his high school home ec class 😆

cats or dogs? Yes

favorite time of year? Autumn 🧡🍁🧡🍁🧡

met a star? Met one of the Fab Five! And after the plague clears up and our speaker list gets back on track, I’ll get to meet Laverne Cox! ::dies of excitement::

been in a helicopter? You mean flying death traps? I think not

been on TV? Local channels, sure

broken a leg? Is that a threat?

seen a ghost? Probably not

seen someone die? Yes. Held his hand while it happened. What a bleak and personal ending to this otherwise lighthearted little questionnaire lolol

drink of choice/alternate last question to end this questionnaire on a less sad note? A good Long Island Iced Tea and also Baileyssssssss (/orange juice if we’re talking non-alcomahols. Orange juice is the fucking best)

Tagging: @tiffotcf @elialys @goingtothetardis @melusine0811 @galiifreyrose @doctorrosetennant @chocolatequeennk @kelkat9 Do the thing! If you’d like to do the thing :3

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Hiiii ti! Omg no it’s all good, I tend to reply pretty promptly otherwise I will actually completely forget to and will only remember in three month’s time haha. It’s all good, as long as you enjoy talking to me and I’m not disturbing with so many messages 😂. I’d love talking but am v conscious everyone has diff boundaries and I don’t think your priority should ever be a stranger on the internet lol. Oh that’s so good!!! i’m quite spiritual too. I think you get more zen as you get older 1/??

too because you just give no shits about what people think. Omg more power to you!!! i feel like I transform when I wear it, like a magical girl 😂 but I’m just too lazy to do it lol. That’s a good way to be 😌. What’s ur fave makeup brand or product?Ooooh if u want I will send them to u via insta then!!!! I am always cooking and baking for my friends and fam 😌. i think one of my favourite cakes is an opera cake, which has layers of coffee buttercream and chocolate ganache 🤩2/??

or a white choc muddy boi!!!! Except I need them to be dairy free because milk hates me 😭. do u have a fave sweet or cake? I’m march 14! White day 🥰. Hehe yes pls don’t visit me until it’s safe 😂 in the interim we can plan a brunch crawl LOL. seclusion ftw. I was psyched when I went into remote working LOL an introvert’s dream!!! Luv u hope ur well get on the beers 🥰💖🥰💖 3/3 lol soz i think the formatting got eaten when i submitted these dkjaskdsa

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Hello ... its me again steph 🥺💖🌚 hahahaa i feel you on that, but i really am someone notorious for replying late 😂😂💀💀😔😔 rip i mean as long as ppl get i dont mean any harm 🥲🥲 feel like my way of doing things is just very .... ??? Sometimes LMAO at times i feel like that part of me *might* b a lil similar to jaemin (??) like ppl cud sometimes b like tf is she thinkin HAHHAHA but i mean is me guys wat can i do abt it ..... yes v happy to hear that ur conscious about diff boundaries (giving + receiving) steph cos i feel like thats super ipt when ur relating to others.....🥺🥺👍🏻 but please plz don’t think ur a stranger to me steph😢😢😢 makes me feel the saddo !!!!

Thats so true hahaa omg it took me awhile to get here tho girl and im happy i did (and happy u did too🥺🥺💐) cos i feel like not everyone has the privilege of coming home to urself methinks. Same omg i literally do it to boost my fickle self esteem during the rona & bc im not exposing myself to any action these days 😂😂😂🌚🌚💀 n its fun !!! Exactly like a magical girl, like what kinda look shud i do this time !! Hahaha. Hmmm im a lipstick hoarder LOOL n i always love it when i mix colors n stuff... i dont usually buy korean makeup but i love their lip products omg !! My recent fav lip product is apieu true matte liquid(?) in some almond omg... its so good girl like i cud smudge it or wear it straight up🥲🥲🥲 love makeup LOL. Do u have any fav makeup products steph or a fav brand ???🥺

YES PLZ ok its about time i come home 2 our ig dms 😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 send them plz (if u don’t mind) !!!! 🍪🧁 Like how cat spams her cat pics whether or not were there to respond HAHAHAHA :”D ohhhhh damn opera cake is a solid cake yum !!! 🥲🥲 ohhhh u a white choc girl ?? (Fitting cos ur birthday on white day ???) I personally dont really like white choc😂 or what typa choc u like the most ??

Noo that must’ve been annoying since u love baking n desserts :/ but u gotta do wat u gotta do . Lately my stomach thing is doin its thing n man ... its so annoying but truly Health #1 . !!! ! Yes omg !! I LOVE strawberry shortcakes and fruit rolls like ones ud see at a japanese bakery 🥺🥺🥺🥺 or anything chocolatey mmmmm. Or mille crepes!!! Ohhhh damn. So many of my friends have birthdays in march ... u got anything planned for ur special day steph?? 😃👍🏻💘 LMAOOO but yea im actually planning to eventually visit u tho (if im still welcome then LOL), cos im also visiting my other friend who moved to syd 🥲🥲🥲👍🏻 two birds w one stone only rona getting in the way . OOOOO brunch crawl yes yes yes please !!! I went to syd a few yrs ago n i remember eating so many good food damn. 🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨

LOL omg dude fr tho 😂😂 my extrovert friends r like dying n im rly js chillen in my room HAHAH 💀💀💀💀 thank yu i hope ur well too luv 🥺💘💐 unfortunately getting on the beers will still hav 2 be postponed bc my stomach is being an ass these days lsjfkfjwojdj 💖💖💖✨✨✨

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lemon n strawberry

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

already answered! but we are currently staying at an airbnb that has a cat that comes around :) her name is aptos

strawberry: favorite desserts?

mmmmm probably lava cake or plain fudge!!

send me a fruit

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tagged by both @captvinswaan and @joeneslee (thank you, darlings!) so here’s a combo post.

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@captvinswaan

1. What’s your favourite tv show/movie?

oooh, favourite tv show is probably midsomer murders, and my... top five movie (series) are the guernsey literary and potato peel pie society, the green book, lotr, hp, or (surprise surprise) bohemian rhapsody.

2. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

noooooooo, don’t make me choose!! hm. right this second, i could listen to ‘39 forever and ever. i love bri’s voice so much, and i love the nostalgia it makes me feel, and i love space, and i love queen :)

3. What’s your favourite color?

green!

4. Reading or writing?

...may i say both..?

5. Your favorite emoji?

✨

6. Least favorite holiday?

hmmm. thanksgiving. i live in the us, but i’m not american, and i’m also vegan, so thanksgiving is just no.

7. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done?

uh, i jumped off of a pier into the ocean in order to retrieve a red balloon. 

8. Are you a morning person or a night person?

night, by far.

9. 70’s queen or 80’s queen?

oh dear... i’ll say 70s, just because there is something magical about them being on the cusp of all their success. 

10. Do you have any pets?

one grumpy cat! her name is mimzy.

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@joeneslee

1. favourite song to goof around to?

you said goof, so i’ll confess my taste for disco and say ‘stayin’ alive’ by the bee gees :)

2. what’s your favourite sport?

surfing!

3. what’s one thing you cannot stop buying?

band. merch. i keep buying t-shirts, and it’s a problem...

4. favourite cake flavour?

chocolate mmmmm

5. if you could do anything and not have to face the consequences, what would you do?

join a band and travel the world, taking gigs here and there.

6. if you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?

a hedgehog awww

7. how many languages can you speak?

two and a half hehe

8. favourite and least favourite fruits?

strawberries are my favourite, but i actually don’t dislike any fruits :)

9. what’s a common misconception others have about you?

sometimes people think i’m conceited, because i talk a lot about other places i’ve lived and people i know there, but really, i just miss feeling like i belong.

10. what’s your go-to plan for when you’re sad?

dancing around my room to old records played too loudly. 

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my questions (i tried my best, i’m sorry)

tagging @melting-obelisks @39-ers @brianmays-hair @hgmercury39 @stardust-killer-queen @xviiarez

1. what's your favourite aspect of yourself?

2. if you could travel in time, would you go to the past or the future?

3. favourite pizza toppings?

4. do you believe in soulmates (platonic/romantic/both)? 

5. favourite word?

6. what makes you nostalgic?

7. if you could talk to anyone, dead or alive, right now, who would you talk to?

8. what’s your idea of contentment?

9. favourite clothing item?

10. what’s a cliche that you absolutely love?