kurvakiousSexekutionoir 2
-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 17:43 --
[05:43] KS: Hey! hoow are yoou?
[05:43] TS: Hey! Long time no see. :P
[05:43] TS: I'm good.
[05:44] TS: Whaddup?
[05:44] KS: I was woondering.
[05:44] KS: yoour having this party thing
[05:44] KS: hoow are peoople getting there? me foor example
[05:45] TS: Well, in your case I will be picking you up!
[05:45] TS: So there's nothing for you to worry about
[05:45] KS: .... where are yoou having it if we have too avooid yoour guardian?
[05:46] TS: Mmmm, not my hive!
[05:46] TS: I got a place though
[05:46] KS: which means were goonna use that weird jumpy thing...
[05:46] KS: doosnet it
[05:47] TS: You mean a transpotalizer...?
[05:47] KS: witchcraft
[05:47] TS: (eyeroll.exe)
[05:47] KS: technoocraft?
[05:47] KS: freaking freaky either way
[05:48] KS: but i doo it foor yoou kiwi
[05:48] KS: um alsoo
[05:48] KS: loots oof peoople?
[05:48] TS: Not a lot! ONly 9 so far.
[05:49] KS: 9?!!!
[05:49] KS: thats soo many...
[05:49] TS: The Halloween one I went to had 30 people ;D
[05:49] KS: .... ooh goog
[05:49] KS: Thats...
[05:50] KS: were there aloot oof scary peoople their?
[05:50] KS: there
[05:50] TS: I dunno! They didn't seem scary to me.
[05:50] KS: Yes but yoou a very sweet little shut in...
[05:50] KS: oor ex shut in?
[05:50] TS: Hey!
[05:51] TS: Look, no one was scary! They were all very nice.
[05:51] KS: then why was the party soome hoow saved by oone persoon oonly being there foor a few minutes?
[05:52] TS: Mmm, Probably because that person doesn't get along with the host?
[05:52] TS: Can't say!
[05:53] KS: *whine* soo whoo rsvped?
[05:53] TS: Hang on, lemme look
[05:53] KS: kay
[05:55] TS: 1. subborealcetacean 2. violetbard 3. kurvakioussexekutionoir 4. aesthetic-virtuoso 5. ad1ostoreador 6. wa2p 7. adeysia 8. feralvulpecula 9. solbee-captor
[05:55] TS: These are they
[05:56] KS: hoow many oof these are highbloooods? just oout oof curioousity
[05:57] TS: How high of a blood do they need to be in order to be highblood?
[05:57] KS: aboove teal
[05:58] TS: Not including teal?
[05:58] TS: Just one!
[05:58] KS: ah... im guessin viooletbard is... yeah
[05:59] KS: ooh geez oone sec. mooms chewing oon a roock
[05:59] TS: Your lusus is weird
[06:00] TS: You are what you eat, so she must be dumb as a rock
[06:00] KS: never mind it was a very red peice oof wooood.
[06:00] KS: hey!
[06:00] KS: shes smarter than yoou'
[06:00] KS: guess thats noot saying much :p
[06:00] TS: Prove it :P
[06:01] TS: You called a transportalizer witchcraft
[06:02] KS: looook, i knoow their coommoon. but anything that takes my parts disoolves them and refoorms them is fucking scary
[06:02] KS: what if it gets turned ooff half way!
[06:03] TS: Thennnnn
[06:03] TS: You die?
[06:03] TS: I don't know
[06:03] TS: Never happened! :D
[06:03] KS: .... Yoou die shoould noot be acoompenied by smiley face
[06:03] TS: Hehehe~
[06:04] TS: Well, I don't think it dissolves you anyway
[06:04] TS: That's a misconception
[06:04] KS: what is it then?
[06:04] KS: what dooes it doo?
[06:04] TS: Smoosh!
[06:05] TS: Space!
[06:05] TS: :D
[06:05] KS: NOONE OOF THIS IS A ANSWERRRRRRRRR
[06:05] KS: hndfjsdhfksdi im goonna dieeee
[06:05] TS: Eventually! ^_^
[06:05] KS: im goonna lick yoou...
[06:06] TS: Gross
[06:06] KS: right in the ear
[06:06] TS: Ew
[06:06] KS: really wet
[06:07] TS: UR Disgustin'
[06:07] KS: yoour a troollgladite
[06:08] KS: Are yoou ignooring my amazing wit
[06:10] TS: Yeah, "amazing" is one way to describe that
[06:10] TS: But I wasn't ignoring you
[06:10] TS: I was working on my Uni-Stitch
[06:11] KS: yoour croochet?
[06:13] TS: Hehe, yeah, let's go with that ;D
[06:13] TS: What're you up to?
[06:13] KS: ... what else coould that mean?
[06:13] KS: ooh um
[06:13] KS: i am attmpting too make my cloothes foor the party
[06:14] TS: :O
[06:14] TS: D'you want some help?
[06:14] TS: What're you going to wear? It's not a costume party
[06:15] KS: ive goot it moostly. im just having a hanioous time with the design
[06:15] KS: i knoow but i alsoo doont want too wear my ragged cloothes ya knoow?
[06:15] TS: :T
[06:16] TS: You sure you don't want me to make/get you something?
[06:16] KS: woorried ill embarass yoou?~
[06:18] TS: Nope!
[06:18] KS: truth is im recycling an oold thing i made foorever agoo.
[06:19] TS: Mmm? :3
[06:19] KS: yooull see ;)
[06:19] TS: Okay. So long as you are comfortable, that it what matters
[06:20] KS: ooh theres gooing too be aloot oof peoople.
[06:20] KS: im gooing too be freaking oout inside
[06:20] KS: ooutside ill be hoot as fuck
[06:21] KS: this isnt foormal is it?
[06:21] TS: Not formal, no.
[06:21] TS: Casual is fine.
[06:22] KS: ookay cooool
[06:22] TS: Are you excited?
[06:23] KS: i am alsoo scared but yea
[06:23] KS: but i have oone questioon foor yoou.
[06:23] KS: this is a human hoolliday oor soo has been said.
[06:23] KS: whats a human
[06:23] TS: Ohhh myyy GOOOODDDD
[06:23] TS: This again??
[06:24] TS: They
[06:24] TS: Are
[06:24] TS: Aliens
[06:24] TS: Pinky softy aliens
[06:24] KS: what doo yoou mean again?!
[06:24] KS: alsoo fucking ew what?
[06:24] TS: :O
[06:24] TS: Wait
[06:24] TS: I thought we talked about this?
[06:25] KS: ... i yoou "multiverseing" again?
[06:25] KS: are
[06:25] KS: noot i
[06:25] KS: wtf
[06:26] TS: I am always multiverse-ing!
[06:26] TS: You are too, now
[06:26] KS: ... i.. did i coonsent too this
[06:26] TS: Yep!
[06:26] TS: You're welcome
[06:27] KS: ... that soounds like yoou coonsented foor my kiwi
[06:28] TS: No way! You totally agreed.
[06:28] TS: You're in it now
[06:28] TS: :P
[06:28] KS: mmmmmmmmmmm
[06:28] KS: i knoow
[06:28] KS: soomeoone foolloowed my bloog
[06:28] TS: !! :O
[06:28] TS: Who?
[06:29] KS: succinctlysevered
[06:29] TS: aiylsihbvs'
[06:29] TS: BAD
[06:29] TS: OH
[06:29] TS: D:
[06:30] KS: ???
[06:30] TS: That guy is scary
[06:30] KS: they seemed ookay when we talked foor a sec.
[06:30] KS: but i was awkward soo we havent really talked again
[06:30] TS: He is really
[06:30] TS: REALLY
[06:30] TS: into killing and stuff
[06:30] KS: ....
[06:30] KS: troolls
[06:31] KS: oour whoole race
[06:31] TS: :(
[06:31] KS: sweet little shut in kiwi
[06:31] TS: >:(
[06:31] TS: It grew eyebrows just for you
[06:31] KS: such a precioous innoocent sooul
[06:32] KS: yoour gooing too be eaten alive
[06:32] KS: and noot in the fun way...
[06:33] TS: D:<
[06:33] TS: Kitty
[06:33] TS: STFU
[06:33] KS: oohhh sensitive
[06:33] TS: I can be tough
[06:33] TS: I'm trying
[06:33] KS: awwwwwwwwww
[06:34] KS: kiwi
[06:34] KS: im soorry yoour just too cute
[06:34] KS: like a baby meoowbeast trying too attack a dragoon
[06:34] TS: I will block you
[06:34] KS: noooooooooooooooooooooo
[06:34] KS: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[06:34] KS: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[06:35] KS: dddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttt leav me
[06:35] TS: stahp
[06:35] TS: garbage words
[06:35] TS: ew
[06:35] TS: I had to read this
[06:35] TS: SEVERAL times
[06:35] TS: in order to understand you
[06:35] KS: *whine*
[06:35] TS: (Squint)
[06:36] KS: doont bloock me
[06:36] KS: doont leave meh
[06:36] TS: Why are you being dumb
[06:36] TS: it was a joke kitty
[06:37] KS: mir
[06:38] KS: kiwi why doo yoou doo this too me
[06:38] TS: Do what?? Make jokes?
[06:38] TS: Now who's sensitive, you weenie?
[06:38] KS: blugh
[06:38] KS: shuddup
[06:38] KS: i am noot
[06:38] KS: hT{OO:GReyfjtmsrga
[06:38] KS: FYGUNLE
[06:39] KS: ,VKJOOUEFY8Wgab
[06:39] TS: (SquintX2 Combo)
[06:39] KS: cvgfkvm.
[06:39] TS: stop
[06:39] KS: moom was oon the keybooard again
[06:39] TS: Your lusus is dumb
[06:39] TS: XP
[06:39] KS: she likes yoou thoough
[06:39] TS: XPPPP
[06:39] KS: did the spit ever coome oout oof yoour shirt froom when she licked yoou?
[06:40] TS: I had to destroy that shirt!
[06:41] KS: why?
[06:41] KS: it was just spit.
[06:41] KS: and a little blooood..
[06:42] KS: ookay maybe there was moore blooood than their shoould usually be
[06:42] TS: YEAH
[06:42] TS: I had to destroy the evidence before Anista saw
[06:42] TS: Couldn't risk it
[06:42] KS: ooh... yeah thats fair....
[06:46] TS: So what're you doing?
[06:46] KS: well i just sewed part oof my finger too my dress... soo i seam ripping.
[06:46] KS: yoou?
[06:47] TS: You sewed your finger onto your dress? How??
[06:48] KS: stoopped paying attentioon and went throough the calloouse
[06:49] TS: Are you bleeding on your new clothes?
[06:50] KS: noope
[06:50] KS: im gooood doont woorry
[06:50] KS: cant see it anyway. im wearing black
[06:51] TS: Mm.
[06:52] KS: soo what will yoou wear? goobblebeast coostume?
[06:58] TS: No way! The event is CASUAL
[06:58] TS: I will wear something CASUAL
[06:58] TS: Not a COSTUME
[06:58] KS: ......
[06:58] KS: yoour a meme i doont belive yoou woont be extra
[06:58] TS: Holy shit
[06:58] TS: Called THE FUCK out
[06:59] TS: by my own friend no less
[06:59] TS: You absolute monster
[06:59] KS: if its private i think its just calling hoooofbeast shit?
[07:00] TS: >:O
[07:00] TS: I guess??
[07:01] TS: Well, either way, I am dressing CASUALLY
[07:01] KS: alright.
[07:01] KS: its gooing too be oon yoour shirt istn it yoou little turd
[07:05] TS: No!
[07:05] TS: I was gonna wear something normal
[07:07] KS: alright fine i relent
[07:10] TS: Good
[07:11] TS: Sorry, I've been pretty busy
[07:11] KS: its all gooood
[07:11] KS: whats wroong?
[07:11] TS: Nothing is wrong!
[07:11] TS: Not right now, anyway
[07:11] KS: yoou sure
[07:12] TS: Yep!
[07:12] TS: Just checking for cracks
[07:12] TS: Fixin' the place up
[07:12] KS: .... croochet doosnt crack...
[07:12] TS: :?
[07:12] TS: Sure it does?
[07:12] KS: earlier yoou said yoou were dooing croochet
[07:12] TS: :D
[07:12] KS: NOOOOOOOOOO
[07:12] KS: It disnt
[07:13] KS: what are yoou danceing arooung yoou degenerate lightning bug
[07:13] TS: Hehe! You're funny. ^_^
[07:13] TS: ZZip! ZZap
[07:13] TS: Lightning!
[07:14] TS: Don't worry about it. :P
[07:14] KS: fine....
[07:16] KS: hey
[07:16] KS: soo ive been looooking aroound gaming sites
[07:16] KS: any yoou coould suggest too me?
[07:17] TS: Sure!
[07:17] TS: I know a Karkat who plays the Sims
[07:17] TS: He enjoys it!
[07:17] TS: I could ask for a copy
[07:17] KS: sims?
[07:17] KS: and what doo yoou mean a karkat
[07:18] KS: ... theres moore than oone
[07:18] KS: multiverse
[07:18] KS: ooh good theres moore than oone
[07:18] KS: is there anoother me?
[07:18] KS: oof coouse theres anoother ma
[07:18] KS: hooly shit
[07:19] TS: I haven't met another you yet, if it's any consolation
[07:19] KS: doo yoou think there are peoople whoo goo betweaan these universes? noot just with a weird techmagic server
[07:19] KS: but like
[07:19] KS: peoople
[07:21] KS: what if thats what all these peoople can doo
[07:21] KS: am i the oonly oone whoo cant
[07:21] KS: am i really that fereal
[07:21] KS: am i crazy????!!!!
[07:24] TS: You are feral and crazy! :P
[07:24] TS: jk
[07:24] TS: But
[07:24] TS: I had to travel across the multiverse to go to that party you know
[07:24] KS: ooh my good transpoortalizers are actual fucking witchcraft
[07:29] TS: Well
[07:29] TS: Not all of them
[07:29] KS: ....
[07:29] KS: is this soome hoow linked with yoour brain poowers
[07:32] TS: My brain powers? Really?
[07:32] TS: A lot of lowbloods are psychic!
[07:32] KS: yes but i mean yoou seem too be... extra...
[07:32] KS: i dunnoo
[07:33] TS: :?
[07:33] KS: yoou seem really stroon coompared too oothers ive knoown
[07:34] TS: Oh. Really? :3
[07:34] TS: I'm flattered.
[07:34] TS: What makes you think so?
[07:34] KS: pfff oone persoon i used too knoow coouldnt lift a spoooon. yoou fly
[07:34] TS: Ohhh
[07:35] TS: Well, I'm not REALLY strong
[07:35] TS: But I'm decent!
[07:35] KS: impressive.
[07:35] TS: ^_^
[07:41] KS: blugables
[07:43] TS: What?
[07:44] KS: ooh thats the soound oof my incooming death because yoour cute as fuck
[07:50] TS: Why must you do this?
[07:50] TS: Oh hey
[07:50] TS: I just remembered
[07:50] TS: I met someone
[07:58] KS: what?!
[07:58] KS: wait
[07:58] KS: like
[07:58] KS: MET?????!!!
[07:58] TS: Face to face? Uhhh, yeah?
[07:58] TS: I went to a party!
[07:58] TS: But if you mean did I MEET someone...
[07:58] TS: ;)
[07:58] KS: quadrents bitch doo yoou have them
[07:58] TS: I do! :D
[07:59] KS: EEEEE WHOO YOOU BEST GIVE ME DETAILS
[07:59] TS: Haha
[07:59] TS: His name is Tulket
[07:59] TS: What do you wanna know?
[07:59] KS: tulket...
[07:59] KS: tulllket
[07:59] KS: Crestaciean?
[08:00] KS: the guy whoos handle soounds like shellfish?
[08:01] TS: !!!
[08:02] TS: subborealcetacean you brute
[08:02] KS: what even dooes that mean
[08:02] TS: LOOK IT UP
[08:02] TS: You language bound hooligan
[08:02] KS: nyaw looookit yoou
[08:02] KS: getting all prootective
[08:02] KS: cute~
[08:03] TS: Can it you trout >///<
[08:03] KS: canned troout? this reminds me
[08:03] KS: isnt he a fishy?
[08:03] KS: kiwi and guppy?
[08:03] KS: sitting in a tree?
[08:03] KS: k
[08:03] KS: i
[08:03] KS: s
[08:03] KS: s
[08:03] KS: i
[08:03] KS: n
[08:03] KS: g
[08:04] KS: ?
[08:05] KS: be right baclk ookay?
[08:12] TS: You are GARBAGE
[08:12] TS: XPPP
-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] is now an idle chum! --
-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] is now an idle chum! --
[08:31] KS: yes i knoow but still
[08:31] KS: alsoo after reaading anything and everything i coould oon his pages
[08:31] KS: ...
[08:32] KS: ill be woorried but yoou are ookay with him i think.
[08:32] KS: just knoow
[08:32] KS: if he ever hurts yoou, i will find him.
[08:32] KS: i will capture him
[08:32] KS: and i will make sure my lusus eats him in teeny tiny peices
[08:32] TS: Oh, you're back. Thanks for making this unpleasant. >:T
[08:33] KS: ~ just looooking oout foor my girl
[08:33] KS: anyway im super happy foor yoou
[08:33] KS: yoou deserve happieness
[08:34] TS: XPP
[08:34] TS: What were you doing, anyway?
[08:34] KS: ...
[08:35] KS: i may have goone and cyber staled him too make sure he wasnt a serial killer oor cannabal oor anything woorriesoome
[08:35] TS: O_O
[08:35] TS: Creepy
[08:35] KS: what?
[08:35] KS: i care aboout yoou
[08:36] TS: Okay, but Tulket is a good person!
[08:36] TS: You coulda asked me
[08:36] TS: OR
[08:36] TS: You could talk to him yourself!
[08:37] KS: ... i think ill wait oon that
[08:37] KS: but yoou shoould tootaly tell me aboout hi,
[08:37] KS: 'and yoou guys as a cooupel
[08:37] KS: wait
[08:37] KS: dooes he knoow aboout yoour blooood?
[08:37] KS: and if soo hoow did he find oout
[08:37] KS: was it inaproopriate?
[08:38] TS: >:O
[08:38] TS: You lewd thing!
[08:38] TS: YES
[08:38] TS: He knows about my blood color
[08:38] TS: HOWEVER
[08:38] TS: I don't think he gets it
[08:38] TS: He's a teal seadweller
[08:39] KS: thats deffinately oodd foor sure
[08:39] KS: still doosnt tell me weeather oor noot yoouve pailed
[08:39] TS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:39] TS: NO
[08:40] TS: GODDAMNIT KITTY
[08:40] TS: I haven't known him that long!
[08:40] TS: D:<
[08:40] TS: What if I said we did, huh? Then what??
[08:40] KS: awww soo embarassed~ i bet if yoour emoojis were accurate im sure theyed have little lines
[08:41] KS: then id be impressed. maybe. id proobably ask hoow gooood he was
[08:41] TS: (SQUINT)
[08:42] KS: what? im curioous
[08:43] KS: hiding froom scoociety and coonstantly mooving doosnt give aloot oof "scoocial" time
[08:45] TS: (((S Q U I N T)))
[08:45] TS: Look
[08:45] TS: I gotta go
[08:45] TS: I'll talk to you later
[08:45] KS: ooh..
[08:45] KS: ookay
[08:45] KS: i wast trying too make yoou actually mad. soorry broo.
[08:45] KS: talk too ya later ookay?
[08:46] TS: Yep!
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