#mmm yummy microplastics

[eefozlab]

"its valentines day love is in the air!!!" wrong! polllution!

[pinejay]

[accidentally scratches my nonstick pan while washing dishes] mmm yummy microplastics 😍🥰😋😋😊 [brain matter leaks out of my ear] [amoeba growing in my sink eats it] [stem cell in brain matter is not broken down and endosymbiosis occurs] [amoeba reproduces while the stem cell continues its own internal proliferation as an organelle] [a new type of eukaryote is formed] [neural amoebae gain the ability to communicate and function as a multicellular hive organism] [amoebic hive attempts communication with other species' nervous systems] [hive gains the ability to integrate existing organisms into itself] [cross-special hive expands to reach every organism on earth with neurons] [hive learns to self regulate existing ecosystems] [fungi that can break down plastic thrive without human intervention] [climate change crisis is prevented] [my amoebae-puppeted great great great great grandchildren are born into a clean and balanced world]

[trains-explosions]

Mmm, yummy microplastics and toxic chemicals

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

[nonbinaryronaldreagan]

I love microwaving tupperware microplastics mmm yummy <-7 articles of clothing on bedroom floor

[fightbee]

I didnt know there was plastic wrap on it

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mmm microplastics mmm yum yummy oeeeoeeeoeoooooo feed my more nummy microplastics

[queerdiscowing]

Makes tea using a tea bag mmm yummy microplastics

[anarcho-sin-dicalist]

Mmm mmmmm yummy microplastics

[tinybed]

*daily dose of microplastics* mmm, yummy!!