#mmm !!!!!!!’

[ghostdrake-the-unspoken]

I am away and running! I love olives

This is just a cheat code, no? I choose a giant egg salad wrap with pepperoni pizza and lots of olives.

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

[chaos-potat]

Oh, it's February, keeping my streak of being single, I hope no one makes me break it

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

[trashyayo]

Children's Letters to God

[snakeguy999]

OFFTOBER DAY 2. Impurity

[vaintrdraws]

no matter if I'm feeling masc or fem, the shoes stay cartoonishly big

[noodles-and-tea]

it’s missing your bbc sherlock art hours 😔🙏

Dude I’m actually there with you atm…

[je-veux-jouer-avec-toi]

Masaje body body 😍

[elshe]

I’m going to hop on the “what if Hiccstrid had Zephyr during rtte” bandwagon, and shamelessly contribute to what has caused my devastating brainrot these past few weeks, cause it’s just. so. good.

Can you imagine all the reactions and conflicts?!??

Not to mention the SCANDAL jk😩

my bebe boy Snotlout takes any opportunity to tease Hiccup about it, because, really, it is sooo funny.

might write a whole fic on it fr fr

That Hiccup angst is just— mmm… *chefs kiss* 🤌🏻

[mmm-asbestos]

waiting

[qvert]

[chompasaurus]

I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten at least my weight in blueberries over the years 😋

[chaoparty]

water sphere

[btsiu]

immaculate beauty

[imagine-darksiders]

Okay, where has this software been all my life?

Can't believe it's taken me this long to do a human Monty. Much as I love the animatronic, I'm an equal sucker for awkward band guys trying to flirt with someone who literally doesn't know who they are.