He’d love a commemorative photo: local dumbass dies because he wasn’t looking, mainly because of the chest wound.
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“Hey, you good over there?” Scoria calls. Then she must have actually looked over, because the next thing he hears is; “Oh, shit.”
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put together a prompt list for myself, may as well let others have at it
free to use/repost, no need for credit!
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не ведаў, як прымаўка будзе або па-руску або па-беларуску. Мабыць, гэта — смяшней?
(версія без скрынка тэксту пад 'чытай далей')
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[gets told to stay out of trouble]
[does it anyways]
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i would like to take a moment to thank whoever translated this into ukrainian because trying to figure out how to phrase this by myself was a nightmare (and even then I'm probably off)
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[glasses probably getting scratched to hell and back]
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machine that exists only to eat your limbs
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