#mll. yeah

[arutari]

my dumb little headcanons!!

[lil-starshooter]

This was an old drawing I did last year, making a joke to my friend on what if the MLL is human ... and is a mommy...

[thelastbraincellofthehive]

Today in things I really, really didn't need to buy but I did it anyways:

Look at them!! They make me happy 😭😭

[crazyunsexycool]

Now we know that Steve is a giant softie.

Imagine Honey being heavily pregnant with bee and she is not comfortable at all. Hence she gets a pregnancy pillow to help her sleep better.

Who knew that steeb would get jealous of a non living object like a pillow!!

He's so jealous of this pillow! How can his girl feel more comfortable with this stupid pillow and not him?! Offcourse he's the best cuddler! He'd be all grumpy because he's not able to cuddle Honey because of this pillow!

Hahahahaha!! Poor Steve. He finally got his girl and now some pillow is taking his place.

Pregnancy Pillow

Warning: pregnancy talk.

A/N: also I know I said I’d call Sugar from MLL Mrs. B but it feels so formal to use it all the time and I remembered that Steve calls her Magnet and I think ppl calling her Mags would make more sense than Mrs. B so Mags is Sugar lolol

Steve walked in to his shared home with you after a long day of work. He was excited to wash the day away and spend the evening with you. Without much thought Steve walked into the living room where he knew he’d find you. Since you had started your second trimester, every day without fail, you’d take a nap. It was a running joke between the two of you that the couch had been laced with a sleep aid because every that sat there would eventually get sleepy.

Just what he thought, Steve found you on the comfy couch but this time he noticed the huge pillow you were surrounded by. You looked so comfortable in that moment but Steve frowned slightly at the thought that he couldn’t sit and place your head on his lap. Still Steve leaned over the back of the couch and pressed a kiss to your temple before heading to take a shower.

When he came back down you were in the kitchen drinking some water. You smiled at Steve as he got closer and placed a hand on your growing belly.

“Hi honey, how was your day?” He says before pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“Good and uneventful. How was your training?”

“Good, same as always with the new trainees. They want to impress me and go overboard.” Steve grabs some water for himself. “How was your nap? You looked comfortable.”

You smile and sigh.

“It was amazing. Mags got me the pregnancy pillow and it’s so comfortable. I love it.”

“That was nice of her.”

“Yeah, I can’t wait to use it in bed. I bet I’ll sleep even better with it.”

“Excuse me, what?” Steve looked genuinely horrified at the thought of that pillow in your shared bed. “That thing isn’t going in our bed.”

You immediately pout and cross your arms over your chest.

“Why not? It’s comfortable.”

“Well you have me. Don’t you want to cuddle anymore?” It was Steve’s turn to pout.

You move around to stand in front of Steve and you grab both his hands. “My darling you know I love to cuddle up with you but I haven’t been sleeping that well. I just need the extra support.”

Steve groans but accepts that your comfort is more important than some cuddles. You get up on your toes and kiss his cheek before leaving to place your new pillow on your bed.

****

For weeks Steve had to watch you get comfortable with that damn pillow. Bucky had told him that it was the best and worst thing ever invented. Steve could only agree. While he was more than happy for you to get a more comfortable sleep, he hated being separated from you.

You on the other hand couldn’t stop giggling at the hatred Steve had toward an inanimate object. He would glare at the pillow every chance he could. And you’re sure that if he could, Steve would burn that pillow just so that he never had to see it again.

It wasn’t until Steve had come back injured from a mission that he finally understood the comfort of the stupid pillow. Steve woke up from a nap after being discharged from the medbay and he was surprised when he found himself wrapped up with the pillow.

“You seem comfortable.” You giggle as you enter your room.

Steve tried to push the pillow away but it was too late. You'd already seen him and now he knew that you would never let him live it down. He tried to move to help you get into bed but with how hurt he was he could only sit by and watch you wiggle your way into a comfortable position.

"C'mere." You open your arms and Steve settles in next to you.

His hand immediately lands on your swollen belly and he sighs happily while you play with his hair.

"How are you feeling?"

"Better, now that I get you to myself."

"You've have me to yourself all the time." You say with a smile.

"Not with that monstrosity in the way."

You laugh again. "The baby will be here faster than you think and soon that pillow will be gone from our bed. Just hold on a little longer."

"I'm burning it after Bee is born."

You huff a laugh. "You can't burn it."

"Why not?"

"Well," you feel flustered just at the thought. "What if we have more kids? I'm going to need it again."

Steve pulls back to get a better look at you. His eyes are soft and full of love.

"You want to have more kids?"

"Yes, maybe. Only if you do too."

Steve gives you a lopsided grin and rests his head against your chest. "I guess the pillow stays."

[starlightglimglam27666]

Ending the Hatred

Summary: The Smiling Critters attempt to end Mommy Long Legs' hatred of them.

One day at Playtime Co, CatNap was just minding his own business when CraftyCorn came over, clearly distressed. CatNap could tell by looking at her. He came up to the unicorn to see what happened to her.

"CraftyCorn, what's troubling you?" he asked, trying to calm her down.

"Why does Mommy Long Legs hate us so much?" CraftyCorn said in a saddened tone, making it clear that she didn't like that MLL hated the Smiling Critters so much

"Good question," CatNap said, even though he had no idea why MLL hated them so much. "I have no clue, but... we could end her hatred towards us, and I know the perfect method!"

Later that day, CatNap told the other Smiling Critters what had happened and how it affected CraftyCorn.

"Oh, you poor thing," Bobby BearHug said, going over to CraftyCorn and hugging her.

"Why would Mommy Long Legs be so cruel to us, when she's nice to Poppy and her friends?" DogDay asked, obviously confused about the situation.

"I have a plan," CatNap said, intriguing the others. "We would use advanced methods to get her to see that we can be friends."

"I know what you mean by 'advanced methods'" Bubba Bubbaphant stated. "But do you think it'll work?"

"I've seen it work on Player, so it'll work on Mommy Long Legs as well," CatNap said, giving him a look of disbelief.

"Let's do this then!" Hoppy Hopscotch said in her usual energetic tone.

The Smiling Critters made their way to Mommy Long Legs' location. When she saw them, she did not look happy.

"What are you Smiling Vermin doing?" she said sourly, but CatNap just smirked.

"First of all, it's Smiling Critters, and secondly, we're here for a little bit of... NOW CRITTERS!" CatNap said and with that, KickinChicken tackled MLL and pinned her down.

"What are you doing?" Mommy Long Legs asked, unable to get herself free. "And how are you so strong?"

"Well," CraftyCorn said, using her magic to gather paintbrushes and art sponges. "After you hurt my feelings with your hatred, CatNap decided to end it once and for all!"

"What are you going to do to me?" Mommy asked, now sounding nervous.

"We'll be nice, at first..." PickyPiggy said, smirking. "And from what I've heard, laughter burns calories and it's also the best medicine."

"What do you mean by... eep!" Mommy started to question, but was cut off when DogDay started moving his paws across her sides.

"What was that reaction?" he said, tempting the others to join in.

"S-sorry, I guess I'm a little... ticklish," Mommy said, but because of KickinChicken holding her down she couldn't defend her sides.

"Did you say that you're... ticklish?" PickyPiggy said. "Well that makes our job a whole lot easier."

"Like this!" CraftyCorn said, using her magic to position her paintbrushes at MLL's sides, while DogDay straddled her waist, his paws positioned at her stomach.

"How does it feel to be tickled for once?" Bobby BearHug said in her sassy tone, which is what she uses on others and she also referred to all the times Player has been tickled in the past.

"I ohohohonly dihihihihihid tht fohohohor fun!" Mommy tried explaining, but her giggling was making it difficult. "And hehehe wahahahas too cuhuhuhute!"

"Yeah, but you're cute too when you laugh," CraftyCorn said, using her paintbrushes on her sides, tickling her.

"Plehehehease dohohohon't!" Mommy Long Legs tried to ask for mercy, but the Smiling Critters had other plans.

"Begging for our mercy only gets you nowhere," KickinChicken said, not letting go. He's been trained to restrain others, having done this to the other Smiling Critters before.

"I guess this is one of your weaknesses, huh?" DogDay said, moving his paws across her stomach, causing her to break into laughter.

"Same as Player," said CraftyCorn, making the paintbrushes go faster.

"NO MORE! NOHOHOHO MOHOHOHORE! STAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT!" Mommy pleaded through her laughter. "I'M TOHOHOHOHO TICKLISH FOHOHOHOR THIHIHIHIHIS!"

"WHEEEEEEEE!" Bobby BearHug said as she and the other Smiling Critters joined in.

"You might not as ticklish as Player, but you're still pretty sensitive," said PickyPiggy, making a point. "If we keep this up, you could burn more calories."

"I'LL DOHOHOHO ANYTHIHIHIHIHIHIHING! I WOHOHOHON'T HAHAHAHATE YOHOHOHOU ANYMORE! JUST MAHAHAHAKE IT STAHAHAP!" Mommy found it very difficult to get any words out without being dissolved by lsughter.

After twenty minutes of nonstop tickling, feeling like hours for Mommy Long Legs, the Smiling Critters stopped tickling her and let her go. She thanked them for stopping and then smirked.

"Why don't we see which one of you has the most adorable laughter, hmm?" she said as the girls backed away.

[discoveredreality]

BTW I HAVE THE SAME USERNAME ON DISCORD IF U WANNA ADD IDC IF WE DONT TALK MUCH OR AT ALL I LOVE NEW FRIENDS (IM DESPERATE LOL) BUT YEAH 👍

new intro post :D

ok the last one was getting really weird and chaotic so 😭

stuff u should know

i am a minor so interaction with adults is fine just no weird stuff pls

dms and asks are always open im fine with pretty much anything if u want to be friends pls say hi pls (im desperate loll)

sometimes i can't reply so pls be patient and if i don't reply in a while pls text me again idk but i swear im not ignoring u on purpose 😭

also if i do anything to make you uncomfortable pls pls let me know cause i'm kind of shit at social cues and stuff

dni

if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, idk anything like that

also specifically if you support jk rowling literally get out

also if you hate on ships literally just block or ignore it there's no need to made a big fucking deal

or if you're just a bitch kindly fuck offfff <3

ok anyways lol intro post under the cut (not nearly as bad as my previous one yay :D)

about me :D

i'm ari (not my real name) (feel free to call me whatever tho) ✰ she/her ✰ minor ✰ ravenclaw ✰ istp-t ✰ cancer ✰ indian but i live in australia ✰ timezone is aest (suck on that everyone else im in the future :DDD) ✰ master of procrastination hehe ✰ i know english, shitty hindi and some bengali

fandoms :D

marauders ✰ soc ✰ drarry ✰ mcyt (specifically hermitcraft and trafficblr) ✰ kinda tma ✰ and kinda kotlc ✰ and more but i'm not into other fandoms as much loll

these artists could run me over and i would apologise

taylor swift (MOTHER) ✰ conan gray mll ✰ chappell roan omfg ahhh ✰ olivia rodrigoo ✰ sabrina carpenter ✰ david bowie <3 ✰ and idk a lot of other random stuff lmao

books and authors

harry potter (fuck jkr tho) ✰ soc ✰ shadow and bone ✰ kotlc ✰ inheritance games ✰ agggtm ✰ divergent series ✰ the selection ✰ powerless trilogy ✰ girl in pieces ✰ dictionary of lost words ✰ pjo ✰ more but i can't remember

karen m mcmanus ✰ chetan bhagat ✰ amish ✰ lauren roberts ✰ leigh bardugo ✰ and a bunch of other authors cause this is very short loll

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my pfp is the makowka picrew here

all the photos are off pinterest loll

the dividers are by @/saradika

[squirrels-soul-returnal]

Pizza at Playtime, a small remake.

Imagine, if you will. An overweight and anxiety ridden Italian chef able to run at Mach 3 and break through metal, named Peppino Spaghetti, as well as his short, gnomish friend, Gustavo, and their pet rat, Brick come across Playtime Inc instead of the Player. The first thing they come across is the Grabpack, which is given to Gus. The rest of chapter 1 happens. When they get to the end, after the vents, Huggy Wuggy is chasing them, Peppino is screaming but Gus has the bright idea to give Huggy a slice of pizza. ...and it works.

Gus:patting Peppino's back "Ey, don't worry Pep! The poor guy was just hungry, that's all!" some time later, they come across Poppy, open the case and she is instantly baffled by the rat, gnome, a traumatized Peppino, and Huggy Wuggy. But they carry on…

They carry on and Poppy gets kidnapped. They slide down to rescue Poppy, and Mommy was only accounting for one guy, not the quartet.

MLL:"Emm...Poppy says she'll give you the train code when the games are complete, isn't that right P-"

Peppino: "Ohh, Santa Maria, Lady! Just get on with it! "

Gus: "No need to be rude Peppe! This could be fun!"

Peppino:*Sighing* "Oki doki. We'll play your games, Missy! "

MLL:"Oh, how wonderful! I'll see you to the Game Station then!"

And when it comes time, Gus and Peppino respectively gives PJ and the Wuggies hot and delicious pizza from the hammer space since it worked so well last time, and a good bopping, respectively. Though Peppino does rescue the Mini Wuggies because of Gustavo. Then comes Bunzo, who is more of the same. Mommy however, is furious about this, almost demanding they play her way.

And soon, the chase happens, Peppino is carrying the little ones in his arms with Huggy following him, Gus is rolling on Brick, and Legs gets caught in the grinder. She understandably screams, but Brick comes to the rescue by unplugging the thing.

MLL:Y-You saved me? Why? After everything I done!

P:Let's just say I have experience in this rescuing thing. Gus: Yeah! That, and I know that there's good in you, there has to be! This of course, being a reference to both the Toppins, and the characters he rescues in the crumbling tower.

After the train crash, everyone was separated. Gus and Brick with the littler ones, and Peppino with Huggy and Mommy. They do manage to meet back up though at Playcare. Gus and company found a secret, employees only Cable car, Peppino and the BBI duo in his car. (as for the gas masks, I let the toys wait outside with Brick, who squeaks stories of the Tower. Gus and Peppino both find a mask though, dw.)

After all the cord connections, Peppino barrels through the School, promising Delight that him and his work partner have food and others waiting for them, but it's too late, she's too far gone. He delivers a silent prayer for her before leaving the school G:Pep? Something wrong? You're crying Pep: It's...not everyone can be saved, Gustavo. G:Oh...I see, I'm sorry.

When Gus and Peppino find the critters, (Hoppy and Bobby in the Toy Store; Kicken, Bubba in Home Sweet Home; Picky and Crafty in different places of the school) they quickly take them back to PlayCare, where MLL and Brick is keeping watch over everyone. The Critters are alive and well, having been found by the duo, because I wanted them to have a happy end. But when Gus and Peppino find DogDay, they're horrified. Peppino may have seen a lot of bad things, but this… Then DogDay begins to speak.

DD: You... You're Poppy's angels, come to save us. Nothing left to save, not here... You're in CatNap's home, angel. Their home. A million pairs of eyes are on you now. Watching, waiting, hungry. They want nothing more than to crawl beneath your skin and eat away at you bit by little bit- fill what feels empty inside themselves. That... thing... CatNap. The Prototype is his God, and this is what he does to heretics.These little toys follow CatNap to avoid that very fate- and in return, they are fed. We tried to fight it, The Prototype's control. I'm... the last of the Smiling Critters.

It's then that Gus and Peppino share a glance, but don't speak quite yet. Out of the corner of his eye, Peppino notices the minis beginning to crawl to Dogday

DD:Listen to me, you need to get out of this place. You need to live. You and Poppy can fix this, end this madness, the torment, the-

Dogday notices the minis now too, upon seeing this, Peppino clenches his fists and grits his teeth

DD: Oh no... OH NO! Leave me. Please! ANGELS! RUUNN!

Peppino yowls, does his thing and builds up a combo on the minis, growing increasingly angry at the Prototype and wanting to get out of this hellhole more than ever. Gus and Brick, however are helping Dogday to the others, who is surprised to hear that they're still alive, crying tears of joy as he envelops the critters in a hug.

Gus:"Don't worry, you big puppy. I know a gal who's an expert in sewing! She'll fix you right up!"

DogDay:"T-Thank you, angels. You don't know how much this means to me, to the Critters as a whole!!" and he's tearing up, the sweet boy.

When Peppino and Gus find Catnap, Peppino is MAD. He runs down Catnap and nearly kills him from speed alone, but Gustavo talks down Pep from killing him. Gustavo knows, he just knows, that there is some good in Catnap. The Prototype descends from the ceiling. Gus is petting a shivering Catnap who reaches to it, the feline asking their god for assistance. But before it can skewer Catnap, Peppino SCREAMS and pulls down the Prototype, a mishmash of toys, bones, flesh, and metal and begins mauling it.

And with one final punch, it's finished. The past can't be changed, but there can be a future with the victims of Playtime Inc. get to go free, and this, my friends, is one of them that my AuDHD mind conjured up



[st4rry4543]

Okay, so there's something I want to share with you all. An au of mine that I have been working on for quite a while now( since chapter 3).

POPPY'S NEIGHBORHOOD AU❗️

So I mentioned this in a previous post, but I'm finally sharing some info on this au with you guys

Warning: lots, and I mean LOTS of yapping, which makes me think no one is really going to read all this, but oh well.

Quick summary of this au:

Basically, this au is focused on the cartoon adventures of the playtime co crew. The only difference is that they are all human in this au(or at least have a human appearance) and that they all live in a neighborhood together in what I think I'm going to the call the city "playtime city" but I'm unsure right now.

Roles:

•Miss delight(teacher)

• Mommy long legs(daycare Attendant/ volunteer)

• Huggy wuggy( security guard at the playtime toy factory)

• Yarnaby( zookeeper)

• Doey the doughman( babysitter)

•The doctor( Scientist/ surgeon)

• The prototype( stay at home dad lol)

(Some) critters info:

All the critters( smiling and nightmare) are 8-14 years old in this au, but their ages are really close to each other's.

•Catnap and dogday are best friends

•Simon smoke and kickin chicken have a small rivalry

• Hoppy and kickin are both very competitive

Family info/ tree: The catnap was originally adopted by the prototype and mommy long legs at the time mll, and the prototype had two kids already( huggy and boxy) long legs and 1006 divorced and shared custody of ( formally) Theodore( his name was changed after adoption) but huggy and boxy stayed with the prototype. Harley then moved in with the prototype, and Miss delight moved in with long legs. Catnaps family (on the prototypes side) are kind of all goth or emo idk😭. The prototype & Harley live in this really big metal like house with goth(ish) decor and in some rooms brightly colored walls toy, etc for the kids. Baba chops is catnap's emo Cousin.

Everyone in this au is an adult apart from poppy, boogie bot, catbee, candycat, the smiling critters, and the nightmare critters.

And also just for my ahh yarnaby and doey are roommates bc yeah ig.( keep in mind these are human cartoon versions)

Anyways, art for this au will be coming soon(hopefully). Thanks for reading this whole thing if you did, lol

Oh, and here's a sneak peek of a draft for this au I'm working on( I have no idea how to write, so pls don't come after me, lol. Also this is a very, VERY unfinished draft)

I'm thinking of doing animations for this au, but idk. BYE GUYS

[aquillis-main]

Yeah, I get that Poppy Playtime may not be that great of a series, and I understand a lot of people's frustration with Mob Entertainment and their constant need to get into controversy at any opportunity...

But you have to admit, the commercials they do for the toys are very much bang on and feel like toy commercials you'd find in the late 80's and early 90's, even if some of them hit the wrong target demographic (Mommy Long Leg's commercial would *never* have been marketed to boys. Betty Spagetti, the toy MLL seems to match the most, sure wasn't). Maybe that's why I still like them despite everything.

[youyoudfwk]

This is wip for my fan-design meta xuan

The hair color is what i thought first like since when i have the au that xuan got experimented smth and forget some memories so now he side with yun(because he got captured by sd and experimented of course they gonna want him in) back2-3 years ago

And as you guys saw in my mll xuanless meme that he have golden wheat hair when walk pass mll yeah! So i thinking about actually doing a real fan-design lemme research a bit more and I'll try to finish it asap

[yourfavvgal]

HEYTTVHOW WAS SCHOOL ML

AHDHAHNSN i was just about to ask you this om 😣

TODAY WAS BETTER THAN YESTERDAY (thank goodness)

IT WAS JUST BASICALLY LOOKING THROUGH STUFF AND YEAH FINISHING STUFF OFF SO!! no hard work!!!!

HOW WAS YOUR DAYYY MLL!! (i hope it was good!! 🙏)

[ashl0390]

Normally I try to avoid posting fandom things on my main but so many poppy playtime posts have been showing up on my dash that I think I managed to learn most of the story through nothing but tumblr, and was hit by a sudden thought that I need to get out. Is it possible that someone else has thought of this before me? Yeah. Do I care? Not enough to not share my view on it.

Don't read it if you don't want to, I added a tldr and put it under a read more for a reason.

TLDR; Wouldn't it be fucked up (and completely in character for Playtime co.) if there was actually two different Catnaps?

So, we know that at least some of the toys (Mommy Long Legs and the Smiling Critters) were allowed around the children. This makes sense because MLL looks like the actual toy and, if Dogday's upper-torso is anything to go off, most of the Smiling Critters looked like they were just people in costumes. All of them but one.

Catnap.

Now, I could be remembering wrong, but if I'm not, it was mentioned at some point that Catnap was around the kids. In game, Catnap looks nothing like what little we saw of Dogday, like something that would definitely scare most kids. I haven't seen anything about this so I could be completely wrong, but as far as I know, he's looked like that for as long as he's been Catnap.

So, this leaves two options. Either I'm wrong and Catnap didn't look like that until the Hour of Joy, instead looking like the rest of the Smiling Critters, or he did always look like that and the staff still decided to let him around the children. But what if neither of those was the case?

What if the scientists decided that this version of Catnap couldn't be let around the kids, but despite being "defective" it was too much of an asset to even attempt to get rid of? What if the creation of this Catnap pushed them into trying to create a "proper" version of Catnap. What if there was both a monstrous version of Catnap who was kept down in the labs and worshipped the Prototype, and a version of Catnap that fit in with the other Smiling Critters, helped around at Playcare, and didn't agree with the Prototype's rule at all.

What if chapter 3 had not one, but two Catnaps? What if one of those Catnaps was an antagonist while the other is an ally? What would happen if they were forced to interact with each other before the Hour of Joy?

[crazyunsexycool]

Henry feels weird about Santa. He can't wrap his head around the fact that people let in a random old man into the house just to eat cookies and give gifts?

He's like - why does he know where we stay? What if he steals something from our house? What if he's a creep who wants to stalk us ?🤔🤔

He's all protective and scared about it!

Who the hell is Santa?

A/N: I think of this as an au of the Christmas one shot I did for MLL last year…

You and Bucky had been explaining Christmas to the kids. The gifts, parties, decorations, giving back to others. The list went on and on. But it was at the mention of Santa Claus that Henry wrinkled his nose and furrowed his eyebrows in disapproval.

“So people just let him in?” He asked both curious and unsure.

“Yes, he comes down the chimney and leaves gifts for you.” Bucky explains.

“But isn’t that a security risk? And how does he get into houses that don’t have a chimney?”

“Well he uses magic.”

“Oh.” Henry says but doesn’t seem satisfied with the answer.

~~~~~~~~~~~

“But how does he even know which kid lives in which house?”

“He has a list, bubs.”

“How did he get the list?” Henry isn't liking what he's hearing. A strange man with the names of all the kids in the world? It gave him the creeps.

“Well kids send Santa a letter with all the things they want for Christmas.”

"Are you sure he doesn't work with the bad men?" He asks after a moment of silence.

Bucky look up from the files he had been working on, confused as to why he would ask that. "Bubs why would you think he works with the bad men?"

"Well he has way too much intel on people. He has access to every house. Couldn't he just like take the kids from home while they sleep?"

“Santa wouldn’t do that, bubs.” Bucky explain, trying to calm his nerves.

“I still don’t like him.” Henry mutters under his breath.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I don’t see why we have to bake Santa cookies.” Henry complained. “Why does he get a reward for committing a crime?”

It had been days of Henry complaining about Santa Claus. You and Bucky were so close to telling him the truth it hurt. But you didn’t want to ruin the magic of Christmas for him either. As you scooped up cookie dough and placed it on a baking sheet the idea came to you.

“Henry, uncle Tony did a background check on Santa. Do you really think we would let someone like that anywhere near you and your sister if we didn’t know everything about him?”

He turned to look at you, head tilted as he thought it through.

“Oh.” He murmurs. “I guess I didn’t think of that.”

“Your family make up the Avengers, we’ll always protect you.”

“I know.” Henry turns back to his own cookie dough.

The two of you work in silence and you do a little mental victory dance at having stopped the Santa questions.

“So is Santa Claus his real name? Or is like a superhero name? Like uncle Steve is Captain America and auntie Nat is black widow.”

“Santa’s real name is Kris Kringle.”

“Do you think uncle Tony would let me look at his file?”

“I won’t let you look at his file.” You stopped what you were doing and turned your full attention to him.

“Why not?”

“Because we are monitoring Santa. You don’t have to worry about it.”

“Fine.” Henry sighed. “Daddy said that kids can send him letters with what they want for Christmas, is that true?”

“Yes it is.” You smile. “Do you want me to help you write one?”

“Yeah.”

“What are you going to ask him for?”

“I’m going to ask him to not come into our house or I’m going to have to kick his butt.”

It took everything in you to not burst out laughing.

“That will get you on the naughty list.”

Henry shrugs. “I don’t care. He just better stay away from baby.”

You chuckle and shake your head. Maybe believing in Santa wasn’t Henry’s thing and that was ok. He was just being cautious. You couldn’t help but wonder what his reaction would be when he found out Santa wasn’t real.

[tentacletournament]

What’s with all the Transformers stuff?? Let’s do some Rot propaganda to fix that. Or just facts about the rot. Who cares.

-There are V A R I A N T S. The main one is called the Daddy Long Legs and is blue, has a lot of tentacles, and CAN HEAR. Terrifying. There’s the Brother Long Legs that is brown, has less tentacles, and can’t hear. Found mostly in the Garbage Wastes. The DLC, Downpour, added another variant: the Mother Long Legs. It’s purple, can hear, and can only be killed by a SINGULARITY (black hole) BOMB. Just run. Throw a rock to distract it and just run away. You can damage it, but how does that matter when it heals 100 per second (slugcats deal 1 damage with normal spears)??

-There are also proto-daddy long legs (I think that they’re called that??) they just stick to walls and kill you if you touch them. Some of them have tentacles going between them, making it a little easier to navigate in Five Pebbles’ finicky zero-gravity areas.

Want to kill one? Stab it’s core with an explosive spear- it kills all mobile king legs except for MLLs instantly. Normal bombs don’t kill it immediately- it has to be an explosive SPEAR. Normal spears can disable the tentacles and do damage if you hit the core, but there isn’t really much of a reward for killing them.

-Apparently vulnerable to cold temps due to… (looks at a certain slugcat) spoilers.

-On the topic of spoilers, here’s one for Hunter and Gourmand. So the Hunter is a slugcat that can carry 3 spears at a time, does more damage, eats meat only, etc. for the price of a time limit. If you don’t make it into the Void Sea in time, and die on your last cycle, you can see hunter again in Gourmand… or rather, it’s corpse hijacked by the rot. Yeah. It can hear, has 50 health (?) and looks like this- SPOILERS!

(GIF yoinked from the RW Wiki)

-not a fun fact, but is currently in the process of infecting and consuming Cthulhu. It’s already taking down one god, why not another?

wait what. theres. a FAMILY OF ROTS??? there are MULTIPLE ROTS???? also the gif is going 👉👈 at me idk if thats on purpose or if anyone else can see that anyway sorry for my sudden random interest in transformers i still love you rain world (i know only information given to me about either of them)

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

Did Mommy ever get over the fact that Prototype used her kid's voice, or at least make some amend with that fact that they did? Cause I wouldn't be happy if someone else was using my kid's voice to truck others.

Prototype used little Theo's voice when pretending to be Ollie! But yeah, it took MLL some time to recover from the shock, mostly because of how long it took for Prototype to properly apologise. MLL felt for a moment like Ollie could have been saved, only for that to have been snatched away from her thanks to a cruel twist of events. She knew that voice wasn't his – but she wanted so badly to be wrong about it. Angel helped her a lot, but Prototype getting his shit together and admitting that using Ollie's name to befriend Poppy wasn't a good idea.

Mommy Long Legs was just a kid when she was tasked with the role of a mother and a wife to two other toys she never met before. She resented Baby Long Legs, and the fight that led to his death was one where she shouted at him and told him she never wanted to be a mother in the first place. She spent so much time wanting to say sorry, that it wasnt Baby's fault he became hers, but she never will be able to say sorry.

At least now she can be herself instead of the thing Playtime wanted her to be.

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ARI MLL IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SENT OUT SO LATE HSJSJS. I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT REPLYING EARLIER 😭 it was assessment week and istg everyday was just filled with assignments/exams/pracs etc. i just wanna go back to high school already!! i’m not mentally prepared for this ☹️☹️

UR SO REAL ABT THE JJK DILFS THO. like they’ve raised my standards up for men so high haksjsj. i so badly want, no, NEED a college bf! geto in my life to make my very own uni life a lil more bearable. HES SO BF CODED OMG 😻 okok but hear me out. geto playing guitar?? i repeat. GETO PLAYING GUITAR??? more specifically ELECTRIC GUITAR PHEWWW. i’m sorry it’s been plaguing my mind for the past few days but i so believe that geto can play guitar w ease. hsjsjsj guitarist! geto has me melting icl 😭✋ with his piercings nd tattoos nd the reading glasses he wears at home hshshshs. its not a want, it’s a need 😔

AHHH UR SO RIGHT ABT STEM GIRLIES AND LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES HOLDING HANDS HSJJSJ. us stem girlies have sm respect for you guys 🙇‍♀️ from what i’ve heard, lit is a pretty tough major (i took lit as an atar subject back in hs and i FAILED LMAOO). plus lit girlies are so knowledgeable it js blows my mind away. like give me ur brain please 🙏

i’ve tried getting out of my reading slump (WE’RE GETTING THERE WOOHOO!!) like i’ve recently started little woman by louis may alcott (a classic ik idk why i’m even referencing it shshs) and so far it’s pretty good! sometimes the dialogue throws me off a little since it was written so long ago and my mind just goes blank as soon as i read anything that’s not modern day english (i’m talking anything published before the 2000s 😭). i watched the movie a while ago so i’m kinda excited to see if there’s any major differences between the books and the movies. apparently there are a few but i didnt listen in further bc i didn’t wanna spoil myself hahah. welp ig i’ll k when i commit to actually finishing the book.

i haven’t heard abt the travelling cat chronicles yet but i’ll sure be adding it to my tbr 🫡 I LOVE LOVE LOVE CATS SMMM!! ive always just preferred cats more than dogs idkk. speaking abt cats, i have two ragdoll cats hsjsjs. funnily enough, someone pointed out that they somewhat remind them of gojo 😹😹 whelp i fear that i might as well grow up to be an old cat lady hsjsj. not that i’m complaining tho 🤭 really out of the blue question but dy have any pets? 👀 i’m just curious hahah.

also thank u so so so much for the advice ari! i’ll definitely be checking out the summaries + quotes for any future books i wanna read. and nooo ur not incompetent at all, don’t worry!! and thank u sm for being so supportive bby i have sm love for you 💗 AND YEAH I AGREE, READING IS SM FUN WHEN YOU’RE NOT BEING FORCED INTO IT.

and aww the tags were absolutely no problem at all! ur geto drabble was written SO WELL. like ari bby you are so talented and i cannot emphasise that enough. you have a way with words and it’s so admirable!! ++ you nailed geto’s characterisation so well, i was genuinely in awe while reading it. ahhh i still think abt it even to this day!! cult leader geto plagues my mind once a week istg. SAME W HIM AND HIS DYNAMIC W SATORU. like hello?? every time i hear abt satosugu i wanna BAWL MY EYES OUT. they’re soulmates (both platonically and somewhat romantically?? idk if you can have both hahah). but omigosh they’re so tragic shskajsjs. brb i’m not crying, i’m chopping up onions!! !! !! 😃

OMG THAT RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN GOJO AND RHE KITTY CAT OMFDDHDH. someone tell me they’re twins and i’ll believe every. single. word. thank u sm for the treat ari, i hope ur day/night is going well!! i’m so sorry that this is long overdue but i genuinely LOVE talking to you bby <333 remember to take care of urself too! ilysm 💞🥹

p.s hes so fine i swearrrr 😍 i saw this on twitter and it’s been my roman empire ever since

UKIIIII MY BELOVED PLS FORGIVE ME FOR THE WAIT 😔😔😔 i’m finally here !!!!!!

first of alllll i hope your studies n work have gone well!!!!!! 🥺🥺 you know i’m always cheering you on hehe. i just have a month left n then i’m free but i’m not sure how it is for you :’3 i hope you’ll get to rest properly soon!!!!

ANDDDDDDDD GUITARIST!SUGU. GOOD GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 your hcs of him made me LOSE it i hope you know that…… he’s literally so bf…… PLSSS PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND READING GLASSES ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OUGHHH UKI I NEED HIM SO BAD….. he would strum his pretty guitar for you on nights you couldn’t sleep 🥺🥺 i just know he would!!!!! he’s such a loverboy…..

LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES 🤝 STEM GIRLIES FR….. from my perspective stem subjects are a LOT more difficult i rlly can’t overstate how impressed i am by how much you guys study …… 😭😭 i’ve heard . horror stories abt it LMAO…..

AND THE BOOKSSSSS i’m so proud of you for trying to get out of your reading slump uki!!!!!! i actually haven’t read little women yet hehe, pls tell me if it ends up being good!!!!! i’ve heard great things abt it….. AND AND ANDDD i get you!!!! i think it’s important to pick books that are written in ways that you like!!! it’s easy to think that older books are like . harder to read and relate to but that’s usually more bc of the author than the time period!!! i prefer mine to be from around the 1800s-1900s and they aren’t difficult to understand at all!! some classics are super hard to get into bc of how just. Heavy they are writing wise (side eyeing shakespeare n dostoevsky rn) but others aren’t!!! one classic i absolutely adore is the stranger by albert camus, idk if you’re interested in existentialism but!!! the writing is very pretty :3

anyway anyway…. FELLOW CAT PERSONNNN i knew i could trust you!!!! and you have ragdolls!!! 🥺🥺 my current housemate has four of them LMAO and they all look like gojo ngl …. act like him too……. this little guy just follows me around n sleeps in my lap and yaps <33333

BUT YES i think you’d really love the travelling cat chronicles!!!! i read it so quickly bc it’s just. so lovely!!!! and pretty!!!!! and cute n sweet :(((( i love it lots!!!!! but it made me sob so much… so pls make sure you have tissues close by if you read it……

ANDDDD again 🥺🥺🥺 thank you sooooo much for being so sweet …. you rlly are too kind!!!!! i’m so happy you like my geto, i loveloveloveee yours too <33333 AND . YES. i cry over stsg all the time too…. sniffle……. they’re soulmates both platonically and romantically imo :’3 they just . belong together no matter what!!!!!! wish they weren’t so doomed by the narrative tho…..

THANK YOU SO MUCHHH FOR CHATTING W ME SWEETIE <33333 i hope you’re doing soso well!!!!! and i rlly am sorry abt how long you’ve had to wait for this response 😭😭 my brain has Not been braining correctly recently. but i adore you sb 🥺