#mkay rant over/silly

[clandestineivory]

POST THE HOLLYTAYA HCS ANYWAYS PLEASEEEEE. PLEASEEE💔💔💔/nf

ong I wish I still had them in drafts but I accidentally deleted them the moment I posted them...but I'm gonna try recreate my former post

Hollytaya Headcanons

Summary: Fuck-ass hollytaya headcanons that I redo because they had potential and I deleted them because it wasn't what the requestor was asking for

CW: N/A

a/n: they're so old I love them, also beta read btw

Mkay, first things first, these two LOVE competing against each other. Whether it be in sparring, or drinking, or who can eat the most Dragonhead Stew…And they bicker. A lot. Mostly Pitaya.

Pitaya is SUCH a bragger when it comes to having Hollyberry as a partner. God forbid they meet up with one of the other Dragons and an offhanded mention about the Hollyberry Kingdom becomes a whole rant about how good of a rival and sparring partner she is or how she's unbearable but has some good moments (they mention a lot of good moments, actually…)

Ofc Hollyberry gave Pitaya a challenge when it came to drinking berry juice. Obviously she won, but Pitaya was somewhat close to winning by having the bright idea to drink two at once (they became blackout drunk and had to be dragged into Hollyberry's bedroom)

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Another party, another silly and totally goofy competition that ended with a tipsy, tail-dragging Dragon and an unreasonably proud Queen Mother. Twelve glasses for Hollyberry Cookie, and for Pitaya Dragon Cookie... ten. Progress, if you could call it that. So close, but so IRRITATINGLY far.

"Pitaya Dragon! Look at you, almost keeping up with me this time. I'm actually impressed," Hollyberry said with a smirk, watching the Dragon Cookie stumble beside her, still swaying. "Come, let’s get you to rest. You’re probably feeling a bit too warm, huh? A bit too... humid for your scales?"

Pitaya let out a disgruntled hiss, wobbling a bit on their feet, hands flailing to find something to grip onto. "Stop talking... ssso loud, you're hurting my ears... nnngh... it'sssss too hot. I want our room," they slurred, grabbing her arm for support.

Hollyberry’s eyes twinkled with amusement. She scoffed and then, with a dramatic grunt, scooped them up with ease, throwing a playful chuckle over her shoulder. "Oh? You want my room, huh? Well, I suppose I can give you a lift, you giant lizard."

"Ack! Don’t jostle me around! I’m not just a sssack for you to toss, you feeble little-" Pitaya's words were cut off with a long sigh, shoulders sagging in defeat. "Alright, fine, I admit it. You win, Hollyberry Cookie... You win the drinking contessst."

Hollyberry grinned, her arms effortlessly supporting the now-dazed Dragon. "Aww, look at you. You’re getting better with every round. Maybe next time, I’ll let you take the crown."

Pitaya mumbled something under their breath, but the warmth of Hollyberry’s arms was enough to make them forget the sting of defeat...for now, anyway.

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Royalberry Cookie is literally their son and y'all can't take that hc away from me, I LOVE the headcanons where he has fangs and that's also how Tiger Lily Cookie has fangs too

Pitaya likes really hot temperatures, but humid environments are NOT it. Like sure, they'll take lava and boiling liquids, but weird bugs and humidity? No. They don't really like the jungles in the Hollyberry Kingdom for that reason.

And yes I will talk and say that Pitaya and Hollyberry have kissing battles like it's a warzone and they're trying to get every bit of territory (it's actually super silly and sweet but Pitaya treats it kinda seriously. They're a bit of a biter, y'know.)

yes I am bringing this screenshot here because it fits them so well y'all can beat me for that but idc I'm living my truth

"Affectionately drunk divorced and rivals but not really" couple my beloved

[slayedfrr]

ive wanted 2 do this 4 a longgg time

heres a little text post abt why i ship teneight (it may or may not make sense but uh. bare with me)

let's start from the beginning

they watched tv together :)

THEY HAVE CANONICALLY HUNG OUT B4

THEY ALSO HUNG OUT THERE 4 DAYS I THINK??

CUZ FOUR SAID "we've spent days searching!!"

LIKE

ITS ONE THING 2 HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE

DAYS????? is CRAZY

but then also

four couldve been exaggerating

ehh whatever this is kinda just me twisting canon 2 what i want 2 believe anyways 😌

also

can we talk abt tens trash remix of six's song??

he didn't want six in the even numbers club cuz she "doesn't have any style" according 2 him (liar)

he says "WE'VE got our style"

HE THINKS EIGHT HAS STYLE ☹️☹️

HE THINKS HES COOL

AKSJHSHKSJSHSHS

THE WAY EIGHT WAS GIGGLING???

HE IS NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 DO THAT AND YET

HE DOES

AND LIKE

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS 2 WIN BFPTM10

"woohoo!!! 😁"

LIKE WHY WAS HE THAT HAPPY BRO

AND HE WASN'T EVEN EXCITED ABT GETTING THE NINETY NINE TRILLION EITHER

HE WAS JUST HAPPY ABT WINNING

THAT HAS 2 MEAN SMTH RIGHT????

or idk maybe he was just happy abt beating everyone else

mkay uh

im gonna kinda skip over the fifteen mill subcount cuz there wasn't a lot of teneight in there but i will say this one thing

look at them being mediators 2gether awwwwwwwh 🧡🩶

okayy

time 2 talk abt the sub count that RUINED MY LIFE ☹️☹️ /hj

the t-t-two mill subcount

i think u guys can guess why

this is also when fourteen became my least fav algebralien and when ten became my fav algebralien but let's not talk abt that rn (srry fourteen lovers)

nobody rlly showed any emotion towards u know who's "death" EXCEPT 4 nine bc they're a stupid little baby /j (i would've reacted the same way tbh. or like eight who's reaction kinda upset me, UNTIL U REMEMBER WHAT FIVE SHOWED THEM. THEY PROB SHOWED THEM TEN WITHOUT SKIN. WHO DOES THAT?? IMAGINE IF UR DOG DIED AND U DIDNT KNOW ABT IT AND UR MOM SHOWS U A PHOTO OF UR DEAD DOG LIKE. THATS SO INSENSITIVE???) mkay enough ranting abt why i lowkey kinda hated this subcount. the ONLY part i liked was when they were playing jenga at the beginning :)

like look at the way they stare into eachother eyes..

TRUE love at it's FINEST 🥰🥰

and when fourteen got burned alive i mean who said that

that's the also SECOND time we see eight cheer

okayy

time 2 talk abt the OTHER subcount that ruined my life

the 2763 subcount

ten and eight were not even NEAR eachother bc eight was hanging out with that brit while ten was TRAPPED WITH THE PERSON WHO ATE HIS SKIN

whyy do the writers hate ten so much ☹️

he BETTER get a happy ending or ill be on the news 😁 /silly

ok ok but like

HE CONSIDERS EIGHT A FRIEND AT LEAST CANONICALLY!!!

hooray 4 friendship ig /ref

also

whyy did he say six's name b4 eights

you know, the person he directed a diss track towards? idk maybe he was just being a silly jokester n apologized after 😋

okay that's it 4 NOW 4 the subcounts (ill update this if the three mill sub count has any teneight shipping fuel in it)

ok time for my fanon stuff on why I think they would be PERFECT 2GETHER

first of all

im a SUCKER 4 sun x moon dynamics

whether its platonic or romantic i LUV it

that's them they r LITERALLY that dynamic

they r also both some of the calmest algebraliens

they would be that chill couple in public but then they would be affectionate in private

i think tenny would be the more affectionate one :3c

they would also both become the most AWKWARD LOSERS around eachother once they start 2 catch feelings

ALSSJSJHSHSJJSKSKIS THEY MAKE ME SICKKKKKKK /AFF

also

4 fans of angst..

THESE GUYS HAVE SO MUCH ANGST POTENTIAL

HURT COMFORT AGHHH ☹️💗💗

MY FAV EVERR

one last thing since im running out of stuff 2 say

eight fell first n the hardest 😁

conclusion!!!

hope u enjoyed reading or smth :p

feel free 2 add on 2 this on ur view abt them :3 (/pos only pls im very sensitive abt stuff i luv 😝)

also just think abt eight singing this abt ten

ARRRGGHHHHSHS

[viasdreams]

this is such a nothing rant but im a little peeved soooooooo

i was just farting around and i saw this other creator responding to an ask they got and it sounded REALLLLLLLL familiar

so i checked and it was identical (like they copied and pasted it) to one i had gotten and had yet to fulfill

idk why but that like tweaked me out

i want ppl to send in requests because they like my writing specifically, and want to see how id interpret something. not just because they want to see the idea in any form, ya know?

objectively there's nothing wrong with requesting the same thing from different writers, im just ticked off for no reason

idk chat

there was this time when i posted a jeno oneshot and someone went to kai (strrykais) and requested the same plot that i literally just wrote

kai texted me and was like "didnt you just write this?" BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME DAY THAT I POSTED IT

then kai responded to the ask being like "via wrote something very similar to this, here's the link!!"

and that person responded "oh yea that's where i got the plot from, i didn't realize you guys were friends"

first of all, we're not friends, that's my mf wife

second, DONT TAKE SOMEONES IDEA AND GO ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE IT!!! REGARDLESS IF THE WRITERS KNOW EACH OTHER

mkay rant over soz guys, im in a weird mood rn

ill get back to silly town soon!! luv u

[shrrroom]

silly rant

Mkay so this isn't silly at all because it's literally TORTURING me and I have NO ONE to talk to about this. To start things off... I lived in one state and moved to another like 2 months ago, a before like a week before I moved the people I considered my bestest friends were practically conspiring against me (we were like a friend group btw), idrk how to explain it, but like they started acting extra mean and distance and basically forced me to stop being their friends which I reaaaaally didn't want to do </3 And it feels really weird because even though they were all my closest friends I honestly feel, for the most part, unfazed by it.. except for ONE person. She was like my bestest friend out of all of them and I knew her the longest, and she hates me the most out of all of them. And tbh that's not even what's bothering me, what's really bothering me is that she hates me cause she thought I wanted her boyfriend, and as she came to that stupid conclusion, I was realizing that I'm actually lesbian AND madly in love with her. Like why is the universe so cruel to little ol' me. Like she thought I was jealous of her and her relationship with her stupid bf but I was in fact jealous of him like a IIIIIIIDIOT. And I think what's really bothering me is that she doesn't care at all and HATES ME, like all her posts on different platforms are about getting away from that friend with secret animosity or what the freak ever, when I never meant to be like that and I just really loved her romantically and didn't even realize it + kept it to myself, thinking it was just platonic love, and ending up getting jealous of her stupid idiot bf. And ik for a fact that she could tell something was bothering me, because everytime she would tell me about whatever intimate things they did I couldn't hide my annoyance and borderline disgust, but I couldn't wrap my head around why I felt that way. I was literally torturing myself thinking that I was jealous of my best friend and I hated myself for it, because I never wanted to be that jealous bitchy friend, and what really confused me was that when literally anyone else would talk about the same kind of stuff I didn't care and/or would encourage it. And I couldn't get the stupid image of her and her bf doing things and it confused me so bad. But what really sucks is that it took us not being friends anymore for me to come to this stupid realization, because maybe if I'd figured myself sooner things wouldn't have gotten so bad, yet even so, if we stayed friends or ever made up, I don't think I could bare to be just her friend. Hearing her talk about him, how much she loves him, made me physically ill, and seeing them together made me so unbelievably jealous. But I guess that's all I have to say about that, I miss her and regret how things ended, and I for sure have animosity against her pleb of a man she calls her boyfriend. I hope they're happy together, and I also hope a gorgeous lesbian comes and sweeps me off my feet and makes me get over her PLEASE LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also HELLLLOOOOO I just went thru the "wlw yearning" tag and thought I was gonna see some depressing shit, WHY IS EVERYONE SO FREAKED OUT BRUH (I'm taking the tag off bruh)

[lattefics]

“forever”

a short ficlet from a prompt game.

summary: ‘forever’ is a relative term

warnings: abusive parent/child relationship

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A few years, he told himself. A few more years, and it would be enough. Enough coin to pick up a ride on the next trade wagon, enough preparation to just pick up his sister and go and never come back. 

A few years wasn’t a lot, he tried to tell himself, late at night, when his muscles ached and his bruises stung with sharp pain every time he moved.

A few years felt like forever.

Vax wiped the blood from his cheek, a wet cloth clasped in one hand, a hand mirror shaking in the other. It wasn’t as deep a cut this time, at least. Syldor didn’t like using weapons, just the back of his hand, and his rings weren’t cheap. The gems could leave a gash for weeks.

He’d fallen from a tree, he told Vex, when she cried and fretted over him after coming home from her silly embroidery tutoring or whatever it was their father was making her do to become a “proper” lady. He’d barely had time to tell her the excuse before slipping out to sit in the shadows for the afternoon and lift any coin he could get from people going home after a long day of work.

Syldor never hit him when Vex was home, so the days when she left for lessons were the worst.

Now he was in their room, in the dark, his sister sleeping soundly beside him, while he tended his wounds. Syldor wouldn’t pay for healing potions, told Vax that it was his own fault and he should deal with the consequences. Vex had ranted and raved about how cruel it was, for Syldor to give even less of a damn than he pretended to in public, and spent the minutes before bed begging Vax to be more careful in the future. They didn’t need the constant reminders of Syldor’s negligence.

As if Vax wasn’t praying for the same thing.

He sighed, putting the cloth and mirror down on their bedside table. It was too dark to see well anyway, the moonlight barely enough to catch the outline of the cut. He could feel it, though, running his hand over his cheek, wincing at the pain. The line was jagged, torn open by the edges of Syldor’s ring. The skin around it had bruised, too. The pain brought back the echo of Syldor’s words, burning through Vax’s head just before he’d landed the blow.

A few more years. A few more years.

He moved, off the bed, across the room to pry up the loose floorboard and dig his day’s earnings out of his pocket. He dumped it into the little box under the wood floor. A spider had started weaving a web around the edges, and Vax wiped it off. He’d only barely managed to snatch the keepsake box his mother had given him, filled with little trinkets from the few years they spent in the human village. And now, his earnings from the last few months. Unfortunately the elves here were smart enough not to carry their coin in easily accessible places. He barely had enough for one wagon trip out, much less a trip for them both.

Vax breathed deep, flinching at the sting in his cheek. He’d have to avoid moving his mouth much when he ate, and smiling would be impossible. He supposed it was a good thing he only did that around Vex.

She had her back turned to him now, chest rising and falling gently. Vax moved back to the bed, slipping his shoes off and laying back, arms crossed behind his head. They were supposed to sleep in separate rooms, but since when did he listen to his father? They hadn’t shared a separate bed a single day in their lives and Vax wasn’t about to start now.

Vex stirred, blankets shifting. Vax jolted, leaning away as she sat up, rubbing her eyes. “Vax?” she said, her voice groggy with sleep. “Still up?”

“Been up, yeah.” He reached out, tucking back a cowlick that had sprung from the nest of her hair. Syldor always complained about how hard it was to manage; filthy human-inherited hair. “Go back to sleep, Vex.”

“Mkay.” She yawned and settled down again, facing him this time, her arm thrown across his lap. “You sleep too.”

“I will.” Vax put a hand over her head, petting as she fell back asleep.

A few more years.

An eternity.