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flowerakatsuka · 1 month

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something i really enjoy about having ocs for osmt is getting to think up story ideas for them that work in the parameters of a skit, it's weirdly fun.

one of the skits i've thought up for kuroba is where they find out that they're " normal " ( aka not a slapstick character ) and the insighting incident for that is jyushimatsu dropping a bowling ball he produced from his pocket right onto their foot and breaking it.

#i'll save ya'll but not rambling about it in the tags but gah i would love to talk about it at some point #i'd say more but it's getting late so my ability to word is starting to fail me #mj rambles

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sharpbutsoft · 6 months

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In case no one’s told you, it is Weird and Rude and Obnoxious to project your insecurities onto customer service workers

It is especially obnoxious to repeatedly call yourself fat and make inappropriate and unasked for comments about other people’s bodies when you are a size Eight in a store that goes up to size 16/18

#i dont like to ‘correct’ women who call themselves fat because it actually never goes well #but this woman was legitimately slim and petite #unfortunately any compliments i give to customers are invalid because im too tale #tall*#Anyways if i was an old woman trying and failing to hurt the feelings of a 25yr old shop worker id probablybe embarassed #god knows the woman’s family were -watching her carry on like that #mj lore

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demigod-of-the-agni · 9 months

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Me and the boys reading Ultimate Spider-Man 2024:

guys we are SO BACK

#WE ARE SOOOOOOOO BACK #LITERALLY SO EXCITED FOR IT AND IT DELIVERED #IT DELIVERED #DILF PETER AND BUSINESSWOMAN MJ AND THEIR TWO KIDS #MARVEL DO YOU SEE THAT THIS IS THE STUFF PEOPLE WANT???#literally devouring it. molding my cells around it. tattooing it onto my brain #FUCK YESSS!!!!!!!!#spiderman #spider man #peter parker #mj watson #marvel #agnirambles #hickman dont fail us now

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kexing · 1 year

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look at this precious guy

#i was going to be normal about these photos. i swear #but he just looks so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i failed #y’all need to see him too #force jiratchapong #mj talks

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wharfspider · 6 months

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Okay, so Peter has turned into a Lizard. How it happened isn’t important, that’s just where he’s at rn. What I’m focused on is that after he does the expected “Spider-Lizard savagely wails on criminals/terrorizes the city” thing, he takes a breather:

He remembers his family, his friends, the people who matter most to him…and immediately scuttles off to sulk under a pile of trash.

Drama King Peter persists, regardless of species.

#BECAUSE OF COURSE THAT’S WHAT HE DID.#whenever he fails to talk to mj like a normal person that’s the lizard brain taking over ig #the little lizard tail sticking out of the trash is so funny #spider-lizard was born in a wet cardboard box all alone #spider-man #ppssm 40 #panels #peter parker #the lizard (kinda)#spiderposting

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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peter: would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

mj: i would round house kick you in the face for free

peter, voice cracking: i’m your best friend?

#source: tumblr #sunshine x grumpy never fails #petermj #spiderchelle #peter parker #spiderman #mj watson #michelle jones #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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starker-sorbet · 2 years

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Tony and Peter had been friends ever since they had first met at a playground when they were five years old. They’d stuck together through thick and thin; from Peter losing his uncle during a drug store robbery, to when Howard killed himself and Tony’s mom while driving drunk. Nothing had come between them in the decade they had known each other.

So when Tony found evidence on Obadiah Stane's computer about organizing a hit on him in order to gain control of SI before he could claim his inheritance and start on his plans to leave the weapons business behind, he immediately went to Peter for advice. Tony told him about what had started as a bit of fun to see what embarrassing things his mentor had as his internet history had turned into a shocking betrayal and a horrifying discovery that shook the foundation of everything he knew. But luckily for Tony he had Peter to anchor him and it wasn’t long before they had a plan of action figured out. It meant that they needed to get Ned and MJ involved but the pair were more than happy to help when they saw what Stane was planning. The man had gone to all the trouble of organizing a plan to kill Tony so MJ suggested why not use that same plan against him. It would just be a waste otherwise.

It wasn’t until three years later that they finally had the means to protect each other and to possibly provide the means to exert their control over others to avoid another Stane, extremis.

And with Tony’s new iron armors that he and Peter created for themselves (as well as plans of armors for Ned and MJ if they ever wanted them but that was it, no one else could be trusted) they could truly protect each other from a world that seemed so intent on harming them. Just in time it seemed, with the annoyance that was SHIELD raising its head once more with a new ‘superhero’ team being sent out to stop them. The Avengers, or some equally ridiculous name, was what the pair thought they were called.

Honestly after they dismantled the organization following Tony and Ned discovering that they were basically Hydra with a new name both Peter and Tony thought that would be the last anyone heard of them. But no, they had to be difficult and send out some poor saps to stop them from ‘taking over the world’ or some such nonsense. Tony and Peter were just wanting to make the world safe couldn’t SHIELD understand that. Yet there was SHIELD’s Captain America lookalike (or clone Tony wasn’t sure) declaring them villains

. And sure their plans could be heavy handed sometimes but they ran everything past Ned and MJ anyway as they knew that the pair would provide a more calm and level headed viewpoint (Both Peter and Tony knew that they could get carried away) and they never really objected to any of their goals

#starker #same age au #extremis!tony #extremis!peter #peter and tony being unaware that yes they are totally taking over the world #and no ned and mj aren’t functioning as a failsafe to stop this #ned and mj are in fact rooting for said global takeover #and actively helping with their own ideas #it is the real cap but as ‘everyone knows cap died in ww2’ he must be like a lookalike #or clone if your tony #also wanted to include the reason tony and ned were hacking shield was because romanoff tried to infiltrate si like in canon #but in doing so tried to poison peter to get close to tony thinking peter was just his pa like pepper #not realizing they run the place together #obviously it failed because extremis #but it pissed off tony and ned big time #and them finding hydra underneath shields exterior was a fortuitous excuse to do what they already planned and to take them down #moodboard #my moodboard

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serpentinespider · 3 months

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my eight year old brother is progressing through msm2 faster than me </3

#i think the game feels way higher stakes for me because I actually consider these characters my friends #And he’s just like oh I died? I’ll try again :]#I’m stuck at like 25% at the hunters’ camp playing as mj. Because if I fail I see her get hurt and I DONT WANT!!! MJ TO GET HURT!!!!! AAH #fish.txt

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mistbornthief · 1 year

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back on my high & low bs thanks netflix

#highkey wanna make a full version of this ngl #high & low #high & low: the worst x #jdramaedit #asiandramasource #there's so many names for this series smh thats all im tagging as #the thing about making a full video is. idk what version to use. mj or fob #also i might wait til the tokyo revengers 2 live action comes out bc it looks like a crossover might be fun #i just love hot men beating the shit out of each other in the name of bromance #i tried so hard to not play favorites and failed spectacularly #my character shorts

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flowerakatsuka · 3 months

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more thots on the whole other side of s2 ep25 thing w/ kuroba : i think that if the sextuplets never came back from hell, kuroba probably would've tried getting back together with ichiko.

#it wouldn't happen for awhile though bc ngl kuro would probably mourn kara for a pretty long time #they'd still have that realization of who kara is at the reunion bc i imagine they'd be brought up in passing #and they'd have that realization of '' oh god i really was in love with him wasn't i? '' not long after that #so they have to come to terms w/ the fact that they failed to act on their feelings for him TWICE #and they'd probably feel a lot of regret about it ya know #eventually they'd be reexamine their other relationships & go '' speaking of regrets i could've tried harder w/ ichiko. ''#i also feel like ichiko would probably be the person kuroba goes to while they're grieving #so her being there for them in such a stressful time would probably start to rekindle some feelings for them #would it work out? HMM I'M STILL THINKING ON THAT ONE #i mean for kuroba's sake i'd hope it would but the brain's still cooking on that one #anyways on another note : i've been considering hitting kuroba w/ the they / he beam #oc : kuroba #ship : ichikokuro #mj rambles #ask to tw

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cygniavenue · 8 months

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grabbing myself by the shoulders IT WILL GET BETTER. IT'S GOTTEN BETTER BEFORE AND IT WILL GET BETTER AGAIN. YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB HOLDING OUT AND I LOVE YOU

#im so tired of living in this goddamn house guys #parents stop financially and emotionally manipulating me challenge (failed)#vent. sorry #mj rambles

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kexing · 1 year

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Say it louder for the back. Gmm gave 0 shit about fb, now they gave 2 but still

Sorry for my language but u know what I mean, they need more promotions for OF

hello!! lbr they give 1 shit and a half at this point and it’s only because forcebook are succeeding despite always getting the weakest shows and very little promotion

gmeme gave them the titanic door and asked them both to survive for two wholeass years and they’re managing. and that’s because forcebook have so much heart and keep making miracles happen. any other pairing would’ve crashed and burned spectacularly by now!

no worries! you’re free to curse here! aldkkskd

THEY DOOOO!!! did you see that topmew’s first photo is the one and only OF behind the scenes photo to reach 1 million views on twitter???? their power!!!!!

all they need is opportunity and support!!! give them one great show and solid promotion and watch them explode. like i mean it. gmeme stop fucking around and you’ll see!!!!!!!!

#my suspicions are that gmeme gave them one last chance this year with abaab and of #if they failed to become more popular. they would be sent back to the 2022 dungeon and slowly fade away #i mean. i’m not confident at all that they’ll be getting any show next year #despite all the achievements this year #likely to be separate works (which is way better than nothing)#but we’ll see…………#anonymous #mj got mail!

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glitchydyke · 1 year

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