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randomcerealbrand · 8 months ago
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What if I went ballistic over these cringe guys doing cringe guy things
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(@pinetreevillain’s Timothy)
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flowerakatsuka · 11 months ago
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something i really enjoy about having ocs for osmt is getting to think up story ideas for them that work in the parameters of a skit, it's weirdly fun.
one of the skits i've thought up for kuroba is where they find out that they're " normal " ( aka not a slapstick character ) and the insighting incident for that is jyushimatsu dropping a bowling ball he produced from his pocket right onto their foot and breaking it.
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moon-jellie · 6 months ago
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Something wrong with my body I hate herrrr
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demigod-of-the-agni · 2 years ago
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Me and the boys reading Ultimate Spider-Man 2024:
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guys we are SO BACK
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wharfspider · 1 year ago
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Okay, so Peter has turned into a Lizard. How it happened isn’t important, that’s just where he’s at rn. What I’m focused on is that after he does the expected “Spider-Lizard savagely wails on criminals/terrorizes the city” thing, he takes a breather:
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He remembers his family, his friends, the people who matter most to him…and immediately scuttles off to sulk under a pile of trash.
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Drama King Peter persists, regardless of species.
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dichromaticdyke · 9 months ago
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cygniavenue · 1 year ago
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grabbing myself by the shoulders IT WILL GET BETTER. IT'S GOTTEN BETTER BEFORE AND IT WILL GET BETTER AGAIN. YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB HOLDING OUT AND I LOVE YOU
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flowerakatsuka · 1 year ago
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more thots on the whole other side of s2 ep25 thing w/ kuroba : i think that if the sextuplets never came back from hell, kuroba probably would've tried getting back together with ichiko.
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mxdotpng · 2 years ago
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the problem with me making my own spidey story is that i just think itd be really funny if peter parker is in a relationship with 5 different people that dont know each other
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snekdood · 2 months ago
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mj's villain origin story: only having boys for siblings, in a religious right leaning household, probably in the south or near by, on a farm where everyone doubts her ability to do anything and it's 100% undoubtedly bc of misogyny
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icedchaiwithoatmilk · 5 months ago
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It never fails to impress me how Janet Jackson, despite being the little sister of argubly the most famous musician of all time, became such a superstar in her own right and is also considered one of the most influential icons in music history.
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nudistcat · 5 months ago
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@idiopathicsmile coined the phrase "shitty Narnia" to describe the secret wardrobe isekai of SUCK that is childhood mental illness, but it sounds like it's an integral part of The Salvia Experience (TM).
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h0n3yk1tt3n · 1 year ago
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🥥🍇🍈🍌🥒🥔
ily abyss!!
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balladofaspider · 2 years ago
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It felt wrong to hide it from him, the man she adored and trusted so absolutely. To keep such a serious secret from a man who was so open and honest with her. So Holly had finally steeled herself and confronted her fiancé. It was time to tell him everything, reveal to him her secret second life. 
He didn’t take it well. Not the news of her life as a vigilante, that didn’t even seem to register with him. It was her new self that ruined it all.
As soon as she revealed the legs she watched the horror take over Ben’s face and her blood ran cold. He tried to play it off but she could see how uncomfortable he had become.
“Monster…” those words haunted her. Uttered from lips she had only ever found love from. 
Benjamin barely touched her after that. Kept himself at a distance both physical and mental. Eventually he took to even sleeping on the couch, leaving holly in a double bed that felt far too large, far too empty. She would lay awake at night staring at the second pillow where he used to lay his head, missing his presence. 
He left her entirely after three weeks. 
Holly had come home from a long day at the shop to find him gone. She had assumed he was only out for a few hours, that he’d be back later and she’d wake up the next morning to find him passed out on the couch (though she hoped maybe he’d finally rejoin her in bed.)
It took her three days to realize he was gone for good. 
Texts and calls went unanswered, belongings seemed to have been abandoned and the only visitors to her door bring delivery men, never the man she had engaged. 
It tore her up inside, and therefor she tore herself up. All four legs. 
It was their fault. It was their fault Ben had left her. If they didn’t exist maybe he wouldn’t have shut himself away, maybe he wouldn’t have left. Maybe her grandmother would still be alive, maybe she could live a normal fucking life.
Their fault their fault their fault.
Holly screamed not out of pain, but out of grief as she tore them from her back. They’d grow back, she knew they would, they always did. But she hoped, prayed that maybe this time, they wouldn’t
She doesn’t remember when she passed out. She remembers waking up and having to bleach the blood from her bathroom floor, folding up and disposing of the discarded legs in a trash bag directly into the dumpster out back of the complex. 
The shower she took was long, water beating against her tender, slowly healing back until it ran cold and even then she stayed. Her fingers pruned and she broke out in goosebumps but she stayed in the shower yet. It must have been at least an hour before she finally shut it off. 
Her engagement ring disappeared somewhere in her apartment, she doesn’t know where and she’s never bothered trying to look. She considered throwing it into the river at one point but could never bring herself to follow through, still clinging on to the foolish idea that maybe Ben would come back, maybe he would overcome his horror and return to her. 
It’s been almost three and a half years since. 
Benjamin was the last time Holly allowed herself to truly connect with someone. To open her heart and let herself be vulnerable in the manner she had. Everyone has been held at arachnid arm’s length since, no matter how close they may assume they are.
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waitimcomingtoo · 12 days ago
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Imagine Me And You
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader
Synopsis: you and Peter have feelings for each other but can’t act on them since he’s your friends ex-boyfriend
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“Is it weird to date your ex’s friend?” Peter typed into his laptop and waited for the results to come up. He was so engrossed in reading the responses that he didn’t hear you and Ned come up to the table he was sitting at.
“What are you looking at?” You asked as you plopped down beside him. Peter quickly slammed his laptop shut and hopped you hadn’t seen his screen.
“Oh, uh. I was just taking an “Am I Gay?” Quiz.” He lied with a causal shrug.
“Aw. Did you pass?” You asked with a teasing smile.
“Aced it.” Peter said with a click on his tongue.
“I knew you would. That’s my boy.” You laughed and patted his back.
“I love when you call me your boy.” Peter said jokingly.
“So no one cares that I’m here?” Ned asked when no one had acknowledged his presence yet.
“Do you? Then maybe I should call you that more often.“ You replied and leaned towards Peter. A blush painted Peter’s cheeks while Ned rolled his eyes to the ceiling.
“Maybe you should. But I’d like anything you called me.” Peter answered.
“Oh yeah? Even when I called you fart ass boy the entire bus ride home from DC?” You asked him.
“Okay. I didn’t love that.” He admitted, making you both laugh.
“You did it to yourself, mister.” You shrugged. “Should’ve waiting until you were alone to rip ass.”
“I thought it would be silent.”
“Aw. We all think things.” You said and teasingly patted his back again. You stared into each other’s eyes for a moment because no one wanted to be the first to look away.
“Can you guys stop?” Ned complained. “I feel like I’m watching straight American Heartstopper. And it sucks.”
You and Peter exchanged a look before scooting away from each other. There was always an awkwardness that followed when the unspoken feelings between you and Peter were spoken about. It’s not that neither of you wanted it enough to make the move. It was the boundary that neither of you knew if it was okay to cross.
Luckily, MJ came to the table and broke up the uncomfortable silence Ned had created. She sat down with a smile on her face but it slowly dropped when she sensed the tension among the three of you.
“Real weird vibe here guys.” MJ said out of the corner of her mouth.
“Sorry. That was my fault.” Ned said with a raise of his hand.
“Usually is.” MJ shrugged. “Anyway, a friend of mine is having an art show this Friday and they need more bodies in the room. Would you guys want to come?”
“Sure. I’ll go.” You told her.
“We’ll come. As long as there is some kind of greasy food or ice cream happening after.” Ned answered for him and Peter.
“Cool. I’ll tell her the five of us are coming.” MJ said as she pulled out her phone to text her friend.
“Five?” Peter asked.
“Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that I invited Liz. Sorry, Peter.” MJ replied, making everyone look at Peter. The only one Peter cared to look back at was you. His face flushed an embarrassed pink as he shrugged his shoulders.
“I have no problem with it.” He said. “We’re cool now. And we’re all friends. It’s fine that she’s invited.”
“Yeah, but we haven’t hung out as a fivesome since you guys broke up.” Ned pointed out. “This would be the first.”
“Don’t say fivesome.” MJ said warningly.
“The breakup was almost a year ago.” Peter shrugged. “I’m sure it will be fine if she comes.”
“Okay. Five of us it is then. No one better bail on me this time. I don’t want a repeat of that time everyone ditched and I had to see Lego Batman by myself with Ned.”
“I haven’t cried that hard in a movie theater before I saw it and I haven’t cried that hard since.” Ned shook his head as he blew out a breath.
You were hardly listening as you stared off into the distance, the reminder of the reason you and Peter couldn’t be together causing you to check out of the conversation. Peter looked over at you and tried to catch your eye but failed. It twisted your stomach in knots every time you thought about what having feelings for Peter would do to your friendship with Liz. As much as you liked him, you could never betray her. So instead, you pushed it down and didn’t dare to meet his eye.
On Friday night, you and Peter stood outside the art studio, both on the phone. You were anxiously waiting for someone else to show up so you didn’t have to be alone with him any longer.
“You’re not coming?” You asked in disbelief.
“I know. I hate to miss the show.” MJ groaned. “But I’m having an allergic reaction.”
“You are? From what?”
“Not sure.” MJ said quietly, making you roll your eyes to the sky.
“You got that damn crab Rangoon from that place on the corner again, didn’t you?” You asked angrily.
“I cannot resist it. I am only human.”
“A human with a shellfish allergy.” You reminded her.
“Those are optional.” She insisted.
“They’re not. I’m coming to your dorm to take care of you.” You sighed and went to hang up.
“Don’t worry about me. Liz is here.” MJ informed you, making your freeze.
“Hey. I’m taking care of her tonight.” Liz called loud enough for you to hear. You looked over your shoulder at Peter before returning to the phone call.
“Do you need any help? Last time MJ ate those things, she puked so much I almost called the Coast Guard out of fear.”
“I think I’ll be okay. Besides, taking care of her is good practice for the NCLEX.” Liz replied.
“The what?”
“Nursing exam.” She chuckled. “Don’t worry. I got her. And don’t worry about me either, okay? I want you guys to have fun tonight.”
The kindness in Liz’s voice when she said the last part made you want to ask her exactly what she meant by that. You didn’t have time to ask before you heard MJ retching and quickly hung up the phone. You thought about what Liz had said before walking back to Peter.
“MJ bailed.” You told him.
“What?” Peter laughed in surprise. “This is her friend’s show. Did she say why?”
“You know why.” You sighed.
“That damn crab Rangoon.” He huffed and stamped his foot.
“She can’t stay away.” You shrugged. “What about Ned? Is he on his way?”
“He’s not coming either.”
“What? Why not?”
“He said he remembered that he didn’t want to and is playing The Sims instead.”
“Of course he is.” You grumbled and shoved your hands in your pockets. Peter recognized that you were cold and unzipped his jacket. He went to place it around your shoulders but then hesitated. You’d been distant during the week and he wasn’t sure his jacket was something you’d want.
“Is Liz almost here?” He asked as he slipped his arms back through his coat.
“No. She’s taking care of MJ. We’re really lucky to have a friend who’s becoming a nurse. One of us is always getting sick from something stupid.” You replied, making Peter smile. He and Liz really were cool now, but he much preferred having an evening alone with you.
“Oh. Cool. Just us tonight, then.” Peter said as a blush painted his cheeks. You looked up at him sadly and shook your head.
“I think we should go home, Peter.”
“What? Why?”
“Because.” You whined. “We can’t hang out just you and me.”
“We can’t?” He asked as his heart started to sink.
“No.” You insisted. “If it’s just the two of us, then it’s like a date.”
“Oh. And you wouldn’t want to be on a date with me.” He nodded his head and looked at the ground so you wouldn’t see how much that stung him.
“It’s not that I don’t want to…” You trailed off, making him look up at you with curiosity. You looked into his eyes and smiled sadly.
“We can’t. You know that.” You said quietly.
Peter knew that you were thinking about Liz. It’s not that he didn’t care if he hurt Liz by going out with you, it’s that he felt like he knew her well enough to know she’d be okay with it.
“So then let’s not make this a date.” Peter said to break the silence. “Because I don’t see any reason why the two of us can’t hang out alone. Let’s ditch this art show and go do something no two people on a date would ever do.”
“Like what? Take the LIRR to Long Island?” You asked him.
“Absolutely not.” Peter said in disgust. “I was thinking we could get some non-date food and then do a non-date activity.”
“I wouldn’t say no to a pizza right now.” You said coyly, starting to warm up to his idea. Peter smiled happily before holding out his arm. You hesitated for a moment and then took it, allowing him to lead you to the closest pizza shop.
It was tiny, dimly lit, and hardly the scene of a date, making it the perfect spot. You and Peter ordered and when he reached for his wallet, you put your hand over his.
“I got this, baby girl. Your money isn’t good here.” You told him before paying the man behind the register.
“Smart. Because if this was a date, I’d pay.” He said and tapped the side of his head. You laughed at him before getting your pizza. The two of you sat down across the table from one another in the back of the restaurant. The only other patron was shirtless and eating a calzone with two hands, so you had your privacy.
“So. What would two people not on a date talk about?” Peter asked between bites of his pizza.
“Hm. I don’t know.” You thought. “Shit from a butt?”
“Hmm. That’s a really good option.” He nodded his head. “But let’s keep thinking.”
You playfully rolled your eyes at him and took a bite of your food. You had initially panicked over it just being the two of you tonight but that quickly fell away when you remembered how easy it was to be around Peter. As long as it stayed a non-date, your guilt would be at bay.
“We haven’t hung out just us in a long time.” Peter said, as if reading your mind.
“Yeah. It’s been over a year, I think.” You realized. “We went to that arcade that also sold purses and knives.”
“And hot dogs.” He added. “Remember I tried one and got a terrible nose bleed?”
“I remember that.” You chuckled. “I was so scared you were gonna bleed out in front of me. I think I gave you a tampon to put up your nose.”
“You did. And it was surprisingly very comfortable up there.”
“That was a fun night. We were out so late too. I had an early morning class the next day but I didn’t care. I didn’t want the night to end.” You said without thinking.
“Neither did I. That’s kinda how I’m feeling now. I didn’t realize how much I missed spending time with you one on one.”
“Aw, Pete.” You smiled and put your hand on top of his. “I missed it too.”
“You guys are a cute couple. Reminds me of me and my boyfriend.” The other man in the restaurant smiled at the two of you as he got up to leave. His comment brought the two of you back to reality and you quickly moved your hand. You looked to the side as Peter pretended to be busy with his napkin. Your reminiscing had landed you in date territory and you needed to pivot out of it quickly.
“The pizza is good.” Peter said to break the awkward silence that had settled.
“Yeah. I can feel a pimple forming on my chin and I haven’t even finished it yet but it’s pretty good.” You agreed without meeting his eyes. You finished your slices with small talk between bites before leaving the shop.
“Want to walk around a little? I need some movement to digest that thing.” Peter offered as he patted his stomach.
“Sure. Just, leave enough room for Jesus, okay?” You laughed awkwardly as the two of you started to walk down the sidewalk.
“Sure.” Peter chuckled and kept an appropriate amount of space between the two of you as you walked. The other sidewalk users that you had to maneuver around eventually caused you to get closer. Your hand bumped Peter’s a few times too many before you folded your arms and rubbed them up and down.
“Are you cold?” He asked you.
“A little. This damn Shein jacket is probably made out of candy wrappers and recycled Build-A-Bear skin. The wind goes right through it.” You grumbled and pulled the fake leather jacket tighter around your body.
“What an odd combination the seamstress chose.” He chuckled. “But it looks good on you.”
“Thanks.” You turned your head to give him a shy smile. Peter only let you walk a few more paces before placing his jacket over your shoulders. You gave him a grateful smile before slipping your arms through the sleeves. You knew Peter tended to run hot so you didn’t have to worry about him getting cold.
“I was going to give it to you back at the art show but I wasn’t sure if you’d want it.” He confessed to you.
“Why wouldn’t I?” You played dumb.
“I don’t know. You’ve been a little distant this week. And a little jumpy tonight. Is everything okay?”
“Yeah. I’m fine.” You replied in a tone that convinced no one. Peter stopped walking so you did too. He took a step towards you and put his hand on your shoulder.
“You know you could tell me anything, right?” He said in a tone so gentle your knees almost collapsed. You looked down at his hand and then into his eyes. You wanted to tell him that you liked him and that it was killing you to not be able to be with him the way you wanted, but the words didn’t come out.
“I’m okay.” You said instead. “Let’s just keep walking. It keeps me warm to stay moving.”
Peters wasn’t fully satisfied but he knew you got cagey when you were pushed so he let it go. You ended up walking to the pier of the Long Island Sound and stopped to looked at the water.
“Wow. It’s actually kinda pretty at night. You can’t see how brown it is.” You commented as you stared at the rippling waves. Peter was too busy looking at you to see what you were talking about.
“Yeah. Very pretty.” He said in a soft voice as he watched the setting sun illuminate your side profile. You both stayed like that for a moment in comfortable silence.
“The sun is going down. You want to watch?” Peter offered. You were about to say yes when a heavy feeling hit your chest.
“Watching the sunset is a date activity.” You said quietly.
“I know. That’s why you’re gonna watch the sunset and I’m gonna go over there and watch those pigeons fighting over an Elf bar.” Peter pointed to a bench a few feet behind you to let you know where he’d be.
“Okay.” You laughed. “Don’t have too much fun.”
“No promises.” He called back as he walked to where the pigeons were. You watched him over your shoulder as he sat down on the bench and felt your heart ache. He gave you a little wave before pointing at the sky, making you turn around. You longed to go over and sit next to him and watch the sunset together, but you couldn’t do that. If he had dated anyone else but your friend, you could. But everything was complicated so you stayed where you were.
“How was it?” Peter asked as he joined you on the pier once the sun had fully dipped under the horizon.
“It was beautiful. You would’ve liked it.” You told him. “It was one of those nights when the sun looks really red and the sky is orange. I know you like those.”
“I do. But don’t worry, I secretly watched from behind you.” He admitted. “But it doesn’t count as watching it together because we were socially distancing.”
“Good. I wouldn’t want you to miss it.” You said as you stared into his eyes. He stared back and raised his hand to tuck a piece of hair behind your cheek, but quickly put it down. You gave him a tight smile before tossing something into the water.
“What was that?” He wondered.
“My pizza crust. I was throwing it to the whales.” You replied. Peter looked back and forth between you and the water for a few times to see if you were serious.
“There are no whales in this water.” He said finally.
“Then what have I been throwing bread crumbs at for the past ten minutes?”
“I have no idea since whales don’t eat breadcrumbs in the first place.”
“Well something was popping out of the water to eat the crumbs.” You pointed out.
“In the Long Island Sound? It was probably the Babadook or something. Let’s go before it comes out and gets us.” He said and put his hand on the small of your back to lead you away. Your face went hot at the contact and you had to give him a look. He rolled his eyes slightly and dropped his hand.
“I know, I know.” Peter said sarcastically. “I dated your friend for three months almost a year ago so you and I cannot do anything that would suggest there was a romance between us. But I put my hand on Neds back too, by the way.”
“I know. That’s why you passed that “Am I Gay?” quiz this week.” You teased him. Peter laughed lightly but you could tell he was upset about something.
“What’s wrong?” You asked him, making him stop in his tracks. He looked at you with his big brown eyes and you felt that old familiar ache in your heart.
“It’s not the I regret dating Liz. She’s a great girl.” He began.
“I know.” You nodded, shocked that you were actually talking about this forbidden subject out loud.
“I cannot tell you how much I regret dating a friend of yours.” He continued, making butteries erupt in your stomach.
“Oh.” You said quietly. He looked to the side but you continued to stare at his face. He looked upset and had his usually blush splashed across his face.
“Peter.” You said softly and went to put your hand on his face. He quickly snapped out of his mood and threw a smile on.
“You know what I’ve been thinking about lately?” He asked.
“What?” You wondered, confused by the sudden change in emotion.
“Those little squishy oatmeal cookies with the cream in the middle. You know what I’m talking about?”
“Not the answer I was expecting, but okay. Oatmeal creme pies?”
“Yes!” He exclaimed. “Those were so good. They’ve been on my mind all week.”
“Let’s stop in and get some. I’m sure they have them.” You laughed and pulled him into the nearest corner store.
“Really? You want one?” He asked excitedly as you walked through the door together.
“No, but I can’t think of anything less romantic than watching you down one of them right now.”
“Oh, baby, you’re about to watch me down three of them right now.” Peter held up three fingers as he practically skipped to the snack aisle. You laughed and followed him to help him look. He didn’t find them in that aisle so he went around the corner to check the next one.
“How much do you think this is?” He asked as he came back to the aisle you were in with an orange cat in his arms.
“Put him down.” You ordered. “That’s the manager.”
“Fine.” Peter sighed and gently let the cat go. “Now I kinda want one of these giant protein cookies.”
“No way. Those taste like straight up sand and butt.” You warned him.
“At the same time?” He wondered. “Or is it like very sand forward with a butt aftertaste?”
“You think you’re so funny, don’t you?” You playfully narrowed your eyes as you turned to him.
“I do actually, yes. Thank you for noticing.” He replied and took a step closer to you.
“The only thing I noticed is that eyelash that’s been sitting on your cheek all night. I want it.” You said and reached up to take it off his face. He gently caught your wrist and moved it away, bringing you closer to him in the process.
“Get away from me.” He laughed. “That’s my wish. Not yours.”
“Come here. Please, let me get it off your face. It’s been bothering me since the pizza place. I’ll do anything. I’ll buy you all the sand cookies you want.” You offered as you tried with your other hand to hold his face still. Peter had wrapped his arm around your waist now to better maneuver you away from his face as you struggled to get the eyelash.
“That is not what I want.” He said in response to your cookie offer.
“Hey guys.” A voice came from down the aisle, making you both freeze before untangling yourselves from each other.
“Liz.” You smiled in surprise and hastily fixed yourself. “What are you doing here?”
Peter gave her a small wave but said nothing. Her face was calm and if anything, delighted to see the both of you. Meanwhile, your heart was pounding in your chest and you felt guilt like never before.
“I’m just getting some Pepto for MJ. She only has the cherry kind and she said it-“
“Reminds her too much of her ex.” You finished her sentence. “I know. Is she okay?”
“She’s doing better. I think she’s learned her lesson this time. She’s not gonna eat them again.” Liz answered. You all were silent for a moment before bursting out laughing.
“That was a good one, Liz.” You said once your laughter died down.
“Thank you.” She smiled. “So, how was the art show?”
“Oh, we didn’t end up going. We got food instead.” Peter replied. Your heart started to pound again in fear of how that sounded to Liz.
“Oh yeah? Where?” She wondered.
“Just some random little pizza place. The pizza was like $2 and it tasted like the price. I bought my own, by the way. I mean, I bought his too, but only because I already had a five dollar bill out.” You quickly explained. Liz laughed at how you stumbled over yourself but didn’t make any sign of being upset with either of you.
“Wow. Thank you for all the details.” She said teasingly.
You felt about ready to explode by that point. Liz appeared calm and happy, the exact opposite of how you were feeling inside. You felt like you were betraying your friend right in front of her eyes and you didn’t understand why she wasn’t calling you out for being a bad friend yet.
“Peter, can you go get me a clear Gatorade?” You asked Peter.
“Oh, yeah, sure. Bye Liz.” He waved again before leaving the aisle.
“I don’t think they make a clear Gatorade.” Liz said once you were alone.
“They don’t. I just wanted to get rid of him.” You told her.
“Oh, smart.” She chuckled. “So, did you guys have fun tonight?”
“It was okay. It was a pretty uneventful hang out with a friend.” You said with extra emphasis on the “friend” part.
“Really? It seemed like you were having fun when I saw you guys.” She said with surprise. She didn’t sound angry which didn’t make sense to you.
“Fun? With Peter? No way. We’re only hanging out because everyone else bailed. I’d never hang out with him alone otherwise. And I never will again, just so we’re clear.” You assured her. Liz looked at you for a while before smiling softly.
“Hey, you know that red sweater you let me borrow last semester?” She asked you.
“Oh, yeah. The one with the big buttons.” You recalled.
“You know how after I wore it a few times, you told me to keep it?” She continued.
“Well, yeah. I thought it was cute but it never looked right on me. But it looked great on you. I wanted you to have it.”
Liz smiled when you said exactly what she was hoping. She put her hands on your shoulders to make you look at her.
“You can keep my sweater. It looks much better on you. And it was never mine to begin with.” She said in a soft tone. You caught on to what she was saying and looked over at the drink section where Peter was still searching for the nonexistent drink.
“Liz. I can’t.” You shook your head and looked down at the ground.
“If you don’t like him and I’m reading all the signs wrong, then l’ll drop it. But if you’re holding yourself back from being with him because of me, then both of you need to cut it out. Because it’s fine with me.”
“It is?”
“Of course it is.” She insisted. “Peter and I barely dated. And we broke up for a reason. We didn’t work as a couple and that’s okay. It doesn’t mean he’s off limits from you or any other girl. I think you should go for it.”
“But he’s your ex-boyfriend.”
“And you’re my best friend. I want you to be happy.“ She said with a friendly squeeze of your shoulders. You gave her a sad smile and then pulled her into a hug. She hugged you back tightly as Peter watched curiously from a distance.
“I appreciate you caring about my feelings. But it’s not necessary.Now, go get him.” Liz said once you pulled out of the hug. Peter came back and joined you in the aisle with a smile.
“Here you go.” Peter said as he handed you the bottle of clear Gatorade.
“What the hell?” You whispered in disbelief at his find.
“I better get back to MJ. But call me if you guys get sick from that pizza.” Liz waved goodbye and left to make her purchase.
“What were you guys talking about?” Peter asked once the two of you left the store with your items.
“My old red sweater.” You told him to put it lightly.
“The one with the big buttons? I remember it. You always looked pretty in it. How come you don’t wear it anymore?” Peter wondered. For once, you allowed yourself to enjoy the compliment from him without feeling guilty. You stopped walking and Peter followed suit and stopped with you.
“Because it was never mine to begin with.” You smiled fondly at him and slipped your hand into his. Peter smiled back at the unexpected gesture but his smile slowly faded when he realized he didn’t know what you were talking about.
“Am… am I supposed to know what that means?”
“I think you know what it means.” You said as you took a step closer to him. Peter looked to the side and in confusion and still had no idea what you were talking about.
“I’m confused. Did you steal it or some-“
You cut Peter off by grabbing his shirt to pull him into a kiss. Once Peter’s initial surprise wore off, he put his hands on your face to kiss you back. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed yourself into him, kissing him until you ran out of breath. When you pulled away, Peter had a shy smile on his face as he pressed his forehead against yours.
“What made you change your mind about us?” He asked you in a timid voice. “And don’t say the red sweater because I still don’t understand what that meant.”
“I just realized we’re a good fit. And I didn’t want to hold myself back anymore.”
“So does this mean I can take you on a real date sometime? One where I buy your pizza and watch the sunset next to you?” Peter asked hopefully.
“It does. I’d really like that.” You answered coyly, making him smile.
“Does this also mean if you and I break up, I’m allowed to date Ned?” Peter asked jokingly.
“Don’t push it, mister.” You warned him.
“I won’t.” He held his hands up in defense. You started walking down the street again, this time hand in hand.
“Oatmeal creme pie?” Peter offered as he leaned the box of Oatmeal cookies towards you.
“Why thank you.” You said and took one. “Clear Gatorade?”
Peter accepted your offer and took a large sip of the Gatorade you’d been drinking. He winced at the flavor and looked at the bottle.
“What’s wrong?” You asked him.
“Ugh. This Gaterade is gross.” He grimaced. “Oh my God. This isn’t Gatorade. This is magnesium citrate.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s the stuff you drink before a colonoscopy to, you know, clear yourself out.” Peter said with obvious discomfort.
“What?” You exclaimed and grabbed the bottle to read it for yourself. Sure enough, the neatly empty bottle was what Peter said it was.
“If you think about it, this is kinda the perfect way to end our non-date.” Peter said to try to make you feel better. You gave him a look before pulling out your phone.
“Hey Liz.” You said into the phone. “Funny story.”
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the-cookie-monster-tm · 1 month ago
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It’s pride month so give me some queer ships, canon or non canon, that you’re obsessed with!
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