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[room-surprise]

"YOU’D BEST START BELIEVING IN CHRISTMAS STORIES, BOY… BECAUSE YOU’RE IN ONE" (11,527 words) Kabru/Mithrun Rating: Teen and up Spoilers: None Content Warnings: Brief description of a stab wound, mentions of alcoholism. Summary: What if Kabru didn’t believe in Santa Claus, and Mithrun was a very different type of elf?

“...okay, probably a stupid question, but what’s a krampus?” Kabru asked. He jolted slightly when he heard the heavy thumping of something moving around on the roof overhead. It sounded like an elephant was on top of his house, and about to come crashing through the ceiling. “...is that a krampus?”

“Yuh,” Mithrun responded. “They’re monsters that feed off of people’s sadness. Look like big goat-men. They know I’m inside, and they want to finish me off.”

“Why?” Kabru asked, his forehead creasing in confusion.

“I told you, I’m a level 5--” Mithrun started to say, but apparently he realized repeating himself wasn’t going to help, and he heaved a huge frustrated sigh. “I work for Santa Claus. They want to stop us from bringing joy to the world.”

“Santa’s not real,” Kabru said, feeling a little bit hysterical.

“You’re applying pressure to a stab wound on an elf,” Mithrun replied. “Santa’s real. He writes my paychecks.”

[strcnglerfigs]

conked the FUCK OUT

[ctrlseacat]

my failed kabumisu charm that i never finished bc im a weenie

[herrkir]

[turtiowo]

“I know what you're thinking, but it's not what it seems.”

[mychemicalbrromance]

Mithrun and kabrus🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HELL YEAH !!!!!

[roku-demo-nai]

[strcnglerfigs]

longing & finding (among other things)

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oh dilute me, gentle angel

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hellooooo kabumisu-ers........