#miss o'brien

[snowfallnight]

Have we done this one yet?

[bitletsanddrabbles]

Since @likehandlingroses posted the Australian S1 promo and @da-scenes put it on my dash, I am blaming you both for the fact that, rather than coming up with new content for my NANO pieces, my brain instead spent the day pondering whether DA would work better as a serious crime drama (something I’m no good at writing) or one of those ridiculous things where everyone dies except the murder and yet people STILL can’t figure out who done it (which I am also no good at writing); cackling like a loon at both notions; and spitting out bitlets like this:

Inspector Thompson, Sr.*: So, Thomas, Miss O’Brien. The entire household has been murdered, one after the other, in a mysterious fashion. No one is left...except you two.

O’Brien: That’s true, inspector.

Thomas: *inching imperceptibly toward a closet*

Inspector Thompson, Sr.: That means you two must be very relieved to have avoided the merciless attention of whatever roving lunatic was responsible!

O’Brien: … … We are, Inspector.

Thomas: *stops inching toward the closet and inches back* Very much so.

Inspector Thompson, Sr.: I know things look grim, but I promise it’s just a matter of time. We will see justice is done!

O’Brien: That’s a such a relief, Inspector. Her poor Ladyship…

Thomas: Begging your pardon, Inspector, but have you found Mr. Bates’s body yet? Only he was the only other staff member unaccounted for, and if he’s not dead…

Inspector Thompson, Sr.: Yes. Yeeeeeeeeeessss…. Mr. Bates. A very suspicious character. New to the house, you say?

O’Brien: Quite new, Inspector. Claimed to have been with His Lordship during the war, but it had been years. A good conman might have been able to pull the wool over His Lordship’s eyes.

Inspector Thompson, Sr.: Yes indeed. Well, we’ve searched the entire house. Oh! Except the boiler room. Suppose the blighter could be hiding there…

Thomas: Oh, that’s not likely, Inspector. Mr. Bates was terrified of fire. Know that for fact.

O’Brien: He used to be careful not to get too close to the fire place when it was lit, or candles. Wouldn’t even go in the kitchen because of the stoves.

Thomas: And I heard him say once he had nightmares about being thrown in a boiler furnace and dying.

Inspector Thompson, Sr.: Really?

O’Brien: *sniff* Silly fear, really. You couldn’t fit a person in a boiler.

Thomas: Indeed, you’d have to cut him up first. And then there’d be a bloody hatchet or cleaver or something and you can’t just make one of those vanish.

Inspector Thompson: Indeed you can not! I’d have found it in a heartbeat, if such a thing existed. Ah well, we’ll go back to the office and continue the search from there. Don’t you fret. We always get our man. In the meantime, you two will stay here and look after the house until the new heir is found, won’t you?

O’Brien & Thomas: *beatific smiles* Of course, Inspector.

--

...I hope you both feel appropriately guilty for having unleashed this on the world.

*older relation to Inspector Thompson from Gosford Park. Just as incompetent, and also played by Stephen Fry

[sarcasmisfluffy]

So... I have these scheduled out through February so far... I need help. Or not.

[sheryl-lee]

I remember everything I did. And the worst part is, I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And most of all, in control. But when I came through it, I learned something else... Control is overrated.

Dylan O'Brien as Stiles Stilinski TEEN WOLF — Season 4

[hollis-art]

i love tossing the muppets at various star trek crews, it's so fun

[aenslem]

DOCTOR WHO (2005–) ⤷ Resolution

[quiche-draws]

Excuse me. That Candela Obscura Chapter 3 ending freaking hurt.

So you know what??? Have a good-vibes-but-also-sad speed-drawing 😭😭😭

(but in all seriousness, congratulations to Sam, Liam, Noshir, Ashly, Gina and the amazing Aabria for that wonderful series. Ya'll did freaking incredible on this!!)

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST! REBLOG ONLY!

[elemental-plane]

no one asked for this. but i was bored so! CANDELA TEXTPOSTS BE UPON YE PART THREE

(part one & part two!)

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

i know everyone hates 13’s era and whatever (you’re wrong but that’s not the point here) but like i’m always saying i wanted more from them. cause like i love yaz so much ofc but i wanted more of ryan and the doctor one on one. show me them sharing one brain cell and getting captured all the time only for an exasperated yaz and graham to come break them out. and more of graham and the doctor. show me more of the doctor accompanying graham on random chores when they’re home bc she doesn’t like being alone and her being enthralled by grocery shopping. and more dan omg. show me dan and the doctor getting to go on fun easy adventures and dan getting the full companion experience. and honestly more yaz too. more little “dates” they won’t admit are dates and moments together that aren’t colored by loss and battle. i’m never over 13’s era i loved it so much and i want so much more of them.

[middimidoris]

Bells Hells - Episode 93 - Dorian

[lonelymoonrambles]

I just finished season 5 of deep space nine as a first time viewer and here are my thoughts:

- so we're entering the war seasons huh

- Quark's got game and no one (Odo) can deny it

- Worf, please get over yourself, Jadzia is so hot and so into you

- Ensign Vilix'pran singlehandedly causing overpopulation on the station

- Trials and Tribble-ations!!!! Watched it twice

- as if Kirk wouldnt notice smokeshows Jadzia and Benjamin!!!!! he would flirt with both of them in a second

- Curzon Dax... im obsessed with your passing... getting fucked to death? slay

- quodo camping trip, enemies to loves, huddling for warmth, only one bed(roll), hurt/comfort... i see you ds9 writers

- once again Kira is dating a boring ass white guy (she should date me)

- I'm so proud of Nog, that's all 🥹

- ziyal needs therapy for her daddy issues cause why else would she have a crush on an old gay lizard? who is in fact her father's nemesis???

- Dukat, they could never make me hate you (I hope)

- I'm so sorry Julian! I def would have noticed if you were missing 🥺 ily so much, you looked rlly good with your jail stubble 👉👈

- Julian's parents, they could never make me like you!!! Losers!!!

- ok but Miles talking about his love for Julian to anyone who will listen 😏

- depressed Quark was kinda... 👀 (I have deep issues and I am aware of them) (I can fix him)

- my mom watched "blaze of glory" with me and asked if Sisko and Eddington were best friends

- I need a full length horror movie of Empok Nor, including sweaty crazy Garak

- twice in different eps someone has said "who told you that?" and they just list characters? Polycule going strong I see...

- ok Weyoun! I get it now! Pouty little brat that you are

- Benjamin Sisko, you are cool as hell. And such a petty bitch for leaving your baseball behind for Dukat! 😘

- not 👏 enough 👏 Keiko 👏

[laurasbailey]

ONE CRITICAL ROLE SCENE PER EPISODE C3E1: The Draw of Destiny

[noyzinerd]

Rec links below the cut:

How to Pass a Take-Home Exam by dancinbutterfly, (note: not what I usually read since it has mpreg, but I gave it a shot and it honestly wasn't half bad, also this is a part 4 of a series)

A Sated City by ColetheWolf, (note: not Sterek, just Derek sleeping around, but he very specifically buys a frozen dinner in this one)

It was just a cupcake by thelittlestwolf

The Weight Of Living by thecomedownchampion

Full On Rainstorm by BarlowGirl

Trust Fall by stoney

Bogarted by HalfFizzbin, (note: sheriff doesn't call Derek son, but Derek admits to seeing the sheriff as a father-figure)

An Iceberg Named Stiles by orphan_account

Gorgeous by Asterekmess (Livinginfictions)

Bravery Is A Loaded Gun by LiviKate DefNotForWork, (note: the author was named LiviKate when I first found the fic, username has since been changed to DefNotForWork)

stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli)

First and Last and Always by sffan, (note: not a kiss, but Derek does automatically brace himself for rejection during a conversation, also this is a part 1 of 2)

For You There's No Warning by Zee (orphan_account)

Came Out Of The Woods By Choice by thensepia

will to follow through by owlpostagain

You Have Reached... by isthatbloodonhisshirt, (note: over the phone)

if you want my love you got it by vlieger

Bravery Is A Loaded Gun by LiviKate DefNotForWork, (note: the author was named LiviKate when I first found the fic, username has since been changed to DefNotForWork)

Walk me down your broken line by geordielover

For You There's No Warning by Zee (orphan_account)

Pretty Much a Big Deal by Dira Sudis (dsudis)

Love, Like A Death Sentence by DevilDoll

For You There's No Warning by Zee (orphan_account)

Life Because of It series by FiccinDylan, (note: series, but part 2, Mi Primo Miguel, is what I think embodies this theme the most)

Make You Believe by LittleLynn

Walk me down your broken line by geordielover, (note: these words are very, very close to being said, but they get choked off)

You Always Make A Bloody Mess by Sweetsyren

The More My Prayer (the lesser is my grace) by LadySlytherin

Kintsukuroi by Quixoticity

The Weight Of Living by thecomedownchampion

Kintsugi by artemis69

Trust Fall by stoney

Cuddly Therapy by alisvolatpropiis

Walk me down your broken line by geordielover

We've Written Volumes (in Blood and Scars and Ink) by notthequiettype

Safety In Silence by Survivah

Trust Fall by stoney

Cuddly Therapy by alisvolatpropiis

"Stiles, I was talking about the lasagna" by quackquackcey

will to follow through by owlpostagain, (note: not a small, shy smile, but just a rare, genuine smile that absolutely breaks Stiles' heart)

First and Last and Always by sffan

For You There's No Warning by Zee (orphan_account)

Are You Happy Now? by chasingshadows

For You There's No Warning by Zee (orphan_account)

Convenient by exclamation

Hard-Hitting by all-or-nothing-baby (BundleOfSoy)

Sick Day by dragon_temeraire, (note: last part of the It's Casual, Really series, also it's a friends-with-benefits relationship, that they both only agree on because they think it's the most they can ever get, that evolves)

Have It All by doc_sock, (note: this is the reverse, where Derek thinks they're friends with benefits and is terrified of Stiles being bored with him one day)

Gorgeous by Asterekmess (Livinginfictions)

Bravery Is A Loaded Gun by LiviKate DefNotForWork, (note: the author was named LiviKate when I first found the fic, username has since been changed to DefNotForWork)

Just For Now by linksofmemories_archive

Stepping Off the Razor's Edge by MissAnnThropic

You Saw Me Standing Alone by orphan_account

We've Written Volumes (in Blood and Scars and Ink) by notthequiettype, (note: Derek seems to know their dynamic pretty well, but Stiles is confused as fuck)

I Broke a Rule by isthatbloodonhisshirt

Five Times Derek and Stiles Had Casual Sex and One Time They Realized It Was Something More by 42hrb

Slide on over and forget it's wrong by linaerys

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[thatonebadideapanda]

Sam: does, wears, or says something "unexpected"

Liam (out loud): "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

[wizardofsleep]

Orym has met (almost) every one of Liam’s characters’ love interests!

1. Keyleth

2. Gilmore

3. Bertrand

4. Essek

5. Astrid

6. Nel

7. Will

8. Dorian

As far as I know, the only missing ones are Eadwulf and Jester (since we know Caleb had feelings for her even if they were never canonically together)

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

This is the guy you’re describing as “Tall, dark, and handsome.”