#miss martindale

[tellurian-in-aristasia]

[ragnars-tooth]

Heyyyy girl, are you the consequences of the industrial revolution and an uncaring society? Cus you're making my world really warm rn *winks badly with both eyes*

This is also my chance to inflict you all with my correct opinions headcanon that zanna's a redhead

And one more that didn't fit the colour scheme </3

[fuckyeahstrangeadvance]

Fun (?) with ChatGPT

[arsenalgbt]

I don't actually read the f1 fics, only thing I know about f1 is that Charles is really pretty and deserves to be used and dominated by most of the other drivers only for his teammate with the good hair to give him gentle aftercare. I'm not desperately racking my brain to come up with the pairing I'd missed- kai x big gabi? Martindale? JAKUB X RICHY? - 💙🤍 Kt anon

fairs!!!!! sharl is the most beautiful the first man to ever experience misogyny and carlos is his homiesexual that’s for sure ✨

whooops not gonna say more regarding the 4th pairing teeheeeee

[redeyedroid]

We all have those guys we love. The actors and actresses who rarely get top billing, but when you see them, you're happy because you know you'll enjoy their work, whatever the quality of the movie or show.

Stanley Tucci used to be one of them, before he graduated into being the internet's favourite DILF. Stephen Root is. Alison Janney is assuredly among their number. Even with the Oscar wins, JK Simmons and Melissa Leo probably are, too. Scenery-chewer extraordinaire, Peter Stormare definitely is. Amy Ryan. Margo Martindale. Walton Goggins. You all have a favourite.

Ray Stevenson was one of mine.

As Titus Pullo in Rome - the terrible, duty-shirking, maybe Caesarion-fathering offset to Kevin McKidd's straight-laced, honourable Vorenus. Or in Outpost - a Nazi zombie counterpart to McKidd's werewolf genre movie, Dog Soldiers. The small roles in the Thor movies and the fantastic turn as Blackbeard in the perpetually underrated Black Sails.

He's a guy whose work I will miss.

[wulfhalls]

Miss Milioti is serving like crazy. I’m on my hands and knees for her. I support all of Sofia Falcone’s rights and wrongs (she has no wrongs). I love her so much.

sofia falcone sounds like a recurring sopranos character played by character actress margot martindale

[best-nun-tournament]

Round 1

The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Rosette Christopher (Chrono Crusade)

Sister Mary Patrick (Sister Act) vs Yumiko/Yumie Takagi (Hellsing)

Sister Mary Robert (Sister Act) vs Sister Lupe (Leverage)

M—'s Nun/Cristabel Oct (The Locked Tomb) vs Lebkuchen (Little Goody Two Shoes)

Sister Boniface (Sister Boniface Mysteries) vs Sister Mary Lazarus (Sister Act)

Sister Mary Loquacious (Good Omens) vs Clarice (THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls)

Sister Darcy (Misericorde) vs Sister Camila (Warrior Nun)

Sister Bertrille (The Flying Nun) vs Nun-Chuck (Minions: The Rise of Gru)

Sister Zdena of Tábor (Pentiment) vs Sister Moira (Misericorde)

Sister Hedwig (Misericorde) vs Nona Grey (Book of the Ancestor Trilogy)

Sister George Michael (Derry Girls) vs Abbess Morvenn Vahl (Warhammer 40000)

Sister Illuminata of Perugia (Pentiment) vs Iris (Fire Force)

Miss Clavel (Madeline) vs Sister Theresa Rapual (Black Clover)

Mother Abbess (Sound of Music) vs Sister Margaret (Misericorde)

Sister Eustace (Misericorde) vs Sister Peg (Law and Order: SVU)

Sister Iris (Ace Attorney) vs Sister Superior Augusta Santorus (Warhammer 40000)

Zhou Zhiruo (Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre) vs Mercedes von Martritz (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Sister Gertrude of Hof (Pentiment) vs The Nun (The Inquisitor's Tale)

Mother Superior (Sister Act) vs Saint Celestine (Warhammer 40000)

Rosaria (Genshin Impact) vs Kate Scott (Trinity Blood)

Sister Evangelina (Call the Midwife) vs Canoness Selena Agna (Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm)

Novice Hame (Doctor Who) vs Character Actress Margot Martindale (Bojack Horseman)

Adriana (The Demon Prince Goes To The Academy) vs Sister Helley (Wendell and Wild)

Sister Argenta (Warhammer 40000: Rogue Trader) vs Clarith Netsuma (The Evillious Chronicles)

Canoness Veridyan (Warhammer 40000) vs Sister Monica Joan (Call The Midwife)

Mother Mildred (Call the Midwife) vs Silque (Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia)

Shotgun Mary (Warrior Nun) vs Sister Julienne (Call the Midwife)

Mother Superion (Warrior Nun) vs Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun)

Sister Maria-Fiore dei Fiori di Montagna (The 44 Scotland Street Series) vs Esther Blanchett (Trinity Blood)

Hot Pants (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run) vs Olivia Lanze (The Demon Prince Goes to the Academy)

Sister Mary Clarence/Deloris van Cartier (Sister Act) vs Canoness Junith Eruita (Warhammer 40000)

Sister Ruth (Black Narcissus) vs Sister Margarete of Krimml (Pentiment)

[brokehorrorfan]

Cocaine Bear will be released on 4K Ultra HD (with Blu-ray and Digital) on September 19 via Universal. The 2023 horror-comedy is inspired by a true story.

Elizabeth Banks (Pitch Perfect 2) directs from a script by Jimmy Warden (The Babysitter: Killer Queen). Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Christian Convery, Alden Ehrenreich, Brooklynn Prince, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Margo Martindale, and Ray Liotta star.

Existing special features are included; they're detailed below.

Special features:

Audio commentary by director/producer Elizabeth Banks and producer Max Handelman

All Roads Lead to Cokey: The Making of Cocaine Bear featurette

UnBEARable Bloodbath: Dissecting the Kills featurette

Doing Lines featurette

Alternate ending

Deleted & extended scenes

Gag reel

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500-pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow… and blood.

Pre-order Cocaine Bear.

[tellurian-in-aristasia]

A quick guide to who's who in The Coming Age / early Madrian writing.

Sister Angelina, Lady Alethea FiaMoura - Priscilla Langridge, later known as the Mushroom Princess or Cure Dolly. Sister Chrysothemis - Maureen Evans, one of the earliest Madrians, who lived in the same flat as Priscilla when the early volumes of The Coming Age were published, under the same address. The BBC Podcast about St. Bride's believes that she was the programmer of the mid 1980s video games. Sister Julia - Uncertain, but presumably she would be either Miss Langridge or Miss Evans. But this is based entirely on my own personal feelings and could be entirely wrong. She is the Maidrian being interviewed in the Filianism Origins blog post. Madria Moura, Phoebe - The only annointed Madrian priestess at the time, Priscilla would have been her understudy, given the last name "FiaMoura". Mary Scarlett - Later used the much more well-known name "Miss Martindale". Sources for identifying these individuals is the Madrian Deanic Resources blog and associated Facebook page, which was penned by a woman who lived with the Madrians in the mid to late 1980s and appears to be personally familiar with the people she was speaking of, as well as the Filianism Origins interview. Other associated names can be found in this blog post, however, not all of them were used for The Coming Age.

[justthegreat1]

Get In Line: Cocaine Bear Review

Pictured above is the “Cocaine Bear” poster.

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

So, usually I cover movies that are straight horror, but I decided to do something different and discuss this movie. This movie has an insane premise with an interesting story that inspired the movie. Usually, horror comedies are hit and miss for me, but I decided to give it a watch. Let’s get straight to the spoiler free review and hope no cocaine addicted bears are around.

Cocaine Bear is a 2023 horror comedy thriller directed by Elizabeth Banks who also produced this movie, Produced by Max Handelman, Aditya Sood, Brian Duffield, Phil Lord, and Chris Miller. Cocaine Bear is written by Jimmy Warden, and the soundtrack is done by Mark Mothersbaugh. The cast involves Keri Russell as Sari, Alden Ehrenreich as Eddie, O’Shea Jackson Jr. as Daveed, Ray Liotta as Syd, Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Bob, Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee, Christian Convery as Henry, Margo Martindale as Ranger Liz, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Peter, Kristofer Hivju as Olaf, Hannah Hoekstra as Elsa, Ayoola Smart as Officer Reba, Aaron Holliday as Kid (Stache), J.B. Moore as Vest, Leo Hanna as Ponytail, Kahyun Kim as Beth, Scott Seiss as Tom, Matthew Rhys as Andrew Thornton, and Allan Henry as “Bear Performer”.

The Plot:

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.

Positives:

One positive I have about “Cocaine Bear” is that it knows what it is, and what I mean by that is that it’s a movie about a bear on cocaine, that alone sounds crazy, but they have fun with that premise. The real black bear died on December 23rd,1985 after eating a large amount of cocaine from the containers, the total amount of cocaine that was eaten was 75 pounds which was worth $20 million ($55.6 million, adjusted for inflation).

Pictured above is the ambulance scene from “Cocaine Bear” (2023)

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

The second positive I have about this movie was the dark humor throughout, the reason I loved the dark humor throughout as some of the death scenes are so unexpected and over the top that you can’t just help but laugh. The dialogue was creative and some characters’ reactions to certain situations had me laughing.

The final positive I have about this movie was the cast as they understood the assignment, the acting reminds me of an 80’s b-horror movie. Keri Russell nailed her performance as Sari, and I must give props to the child actors (Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery.) But this does have some drawbacks which we’ll get to.

Pictured above is the door scene from “Cocaine Bear.”

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

Negatives:

One negative I have is the lack of character development. I know it’s not supposed to be taken seriously, but I would’ve enjoyed seeing how each character’s story progresses since they are all intertwined. Another negative I have is that I felt that the movie wasn’t scary enough, I know the real bear died via overdose, but can you imagine how terrifying would it be to have a 500-pound black bear high on cocaine chasing you. I honestly wish they could have played up on the fear factor.

My Overall thoughts:

While this movie has some negatives, don’t let them affect your viewing experience as it’s one of the movies where you turn your mind off and eat some popcorn. If you enjoy campy, gory, and darkly comedic horror movies, this one is for you. But I’m glad that studios are letting directors make the movies they want even if they are based on…as I said before insane backstories. This movie is amazing in its own way with its over the top violence, comedic timing, and action throughout which only increases its re-watchability.

Pictured above is Cokey the bear getting high on cocaine. “Cocaine Bear” (2023)

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

Where to watch “Cocaine Bear” (2023)?

Peacock

Blu-Ray and DVD

Digital Retailers.

[theartofmany]

"On a rampage for blow and blood. Meet Cocaine Bear. Check out the oddly comical yet extremely terrifying trailer for Cocaine Bear, an upcoming movie starring Keri Russell, Margo Martindale, Ray Liotta, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kristofer Hivju, Kahyun Kim, Christian Convery, Brooklynn Prince, and Scott Seiss Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild thriller finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood" From Youtube channel IGN: Cocaine Bear - Official Trailer (2023) Yes, inspired by true events What in the world...?

[soupbabe]

Practical Magic is the perfect movie to me because it has almost all of my fav actresses in it: Stockard Channing, Dianne Wiest, Margot Martindale, and miss AMC ad herself, Nicole Kidman.

This movie is my Avengers Endgame.

[eptodaytommorowforever]

Elvis Presley Candid Seen Here In 1957 With Is Good Friend The Sugar Heiress Miss Judy Spreckles Who Elvis Presley Was A Very Close Friend As When Interviewed By Is DJ Friend Wink Martindale He Said Were Just Good Friends No Romance But We Exchanged Rings But Maybe She And He Wanted To Be More Than Just Good Friends Only Her And Elvis Presley Know The Answer To That? Anyway They Both Liked Each Other. That’s A True Fact.

[arsenalgbt]

THIS IS APROPOS NOTHING BUT I MISS MARTIN AND AARON. WISH MY DUMB BRAIN WOULD FORGET ABOUT THEM BUT ALAS. ITS NEVER BEEN MORE JOEVER BUT I STILL THINK ABOUT THEM COOOOOONNSTAAAANTLY. just needed to share. k bye

ANON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ANON TRUST ME YOU AND ME BOTH. YOU AND I. WE ARE ONE. wdyt I haven't talked about them since this season started? why? because I AM IN DENIAL, still. I'm in denial. come on it's me. martindale no. 1 brand ambassador (self proclaimed teehee). like what are we now but holding onto the glorious 2021-2022-early 2023 moments........................... literally what the fuck happened.............

but fret not

look, these are recent

Martin approached Aaron during warmups. maybe god is real............

[ladybrythwensinclair]

Hi! Sorry I am new to your blog and to Filianism. What are your thoughts on Miss Martindale? I watched a documentary on her. It was...interesting. As a Filianist, do you associate with the Aristasian subculture at all? Personally it's not for me, especially corporal punishment. I'm a pacifist by nature.

Rayati <3

Hello Friend,

Miss Martindale and associates were an experiment by the Madrians that took on a life of its own. If you examine the Aristasian culture closely you'll find that it mirrors the Madrian culture. The corporal punishment is a thing I personally find abhorrent in how it was used to keep people in line. I may not be a pacifist but I recognize when things are excessive. I am not sure how the modern Aristasian culture approaches corporal punishment. Nor am I sure how the Neo-Madrian culture approaches this matter. It is all complicated because corporal punishment was written into the scriptures (which makes me believe that they're divinely inspired and written down through the lens of human mind). I refuse to believe that Déa, as a loving mother, would beat her children into submission but rather lead by example and teach through natural consequences of their actions. My position, however, is heavily influenced by being a survivor of severe child abuse.

[fearsmagazine]

COCAINE BEAR | Red Band Trailer & Poster

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.

Cocaine Bear stars Keri Russell (The Americans), O’Shea Jackson, Jr. (Straight Outta Compton), Christian Convery-Jennings (Sweet Tooth), Alden Ehrenreich (Solo: A Star Wars Story), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family), Brooklynn Prince (The Florida Project), Isiah Whitlock Jr. (BlacKkKlansman), Kristofer Hivju (Game of Thrones), Hannah Hoekstra (2019’s Charlie’s Angels) and Aaron Holliday (Sharp Objects), with with Emmy winner Margo Martindale (The Americans) and Emmy winner Ray Liotta (The Many Saints of Newark).

Directed by Elizabeth Banks (Charlie’s Angels, Pitch Perfect 2) from a screenplay by Jimmy Warden (The Babysitter: Killer Queen), Cocaine Bear is produced by Oscar® winners Phil Lord and Christopher Miller (Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, The Mitchells vs. The Machines) for Lord Miller, Elizabeth Banks (Pitch Perfect franchise) and Max Handelman (Pitch Perfect franchise) for Brownstone Productions, Brian Duffield (Spontaneous) for Jurassic Party Productions and Aditya Sood (The Martian) for Lord Miller. The film is executive produced by Robin Mulcahy Fisichella, Alison Small and Nikki Baida.

COCAINE BEAR – In Theaters February 24th, 2023.