#miss lane. porch swings. ice fortress. costumes.

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NSFW alphabet: Every letter that you haven't answered yet.

This is pretty long so I'm putting it under the cut lol

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

The first thing that came to mind was that Lois definitely swallows. And they rarely use condoms. I don't even think they did when they started having sex. By that point, the trust was real and strong and it just wasn't needed, but they keep them around just in case.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

They got off thinking about each other way before they got together.

F= Favorite position

Definitely cowgirl, both of them love Lois being on top. Although, Clark is the first guy Lois has been with where she actually thoroughly enjoys missionary and it's never boring.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Like many things, it depends on the mood etc. but they definitely get silly and laugh especially if they're in a hurry or just high off of each other's love.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Idk if it was a Tom shaving thing but I swear I never saw Clark with chest hair so I'm guessing downstairs is pretty clean, and if it's not he'll shave for Lois even if she says she doesn't care. Lois shaves pretty regularly. And again, for Clark he doesn't have a preference.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

It depends, they do both. If it's angry/make up sex it's rough and dirty. Same if it was in a horny frenzy or after one or both almost died. Most of the times it's romantic, but I think there's always an element of dirty with them. I mean, it is clois.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Not while the other one is around most of the time (unless it's part of their foreplay/showing each other). And if either of them are away and Clark can't fly on over to see Lois, they 100% each partake in it. And even if they are around, but just haven't been with each other and they're feeling like it... yeah why not. I have a head canon that they've walked in on each other doing it so

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Role play, dress up, tying each other up, edging, almost getting caught at work or in other public places. They like to watch each other get off and have phone sex as well.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Where don't they like to get it on is a shorter answer lol honestly, everywhere and anywhere. Pretty sure Clark's gotten her off while flying too. Every room in their Metropolis apartment and the Kent home, the barn, work (elevator, their office, supply room) watch tower, ice fortress- which is canon lol

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

This might be a personal thing, but I don't think they'd be into threesomes. For me, it's just them. And nothing involving other bodily fluids that don't come from sex.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

They give and receive like it's Christmas everyday. They're both experts at it. idk how much I can expand on this. I will say Clark has gotten better at asking for it and Lois happily obliges, not just cause she loves it, but she knows he gives as good as he gets. Also, he has a thing for tugging on Lois' hair and for her to sit on his face. I could talk about this subject for a while, I'm afraid. Also: Clark and his super speed tongue. That is all.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

They've mastered the quickie especially with their sexual adventures at work, and Clark having to fly in and out (lol). So it's not so much as a preference, I do think they prefer to take their time, but they're definitely a regular occurrence.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Clark and his blessed kryptonian genes allow him to go for a long time, but Lois isn't far behind. And she definitely gives him a run for his money. Only she could tire out the man of steel at some point.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

As mentioned before, they do have a thing for edging. And they tease each other endlessly at work. I feel like it's almost a competition for them... see who can last longer in the teasing game. They both enjoy it tho.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Lois is loud. As in, if they're sharing the apartment or house with anyone else, Clark has had to cover her mouth (which is just another turn on for her). Clark's pretty quiet, and not so vocal, but the longer he's with Lois, the more comfortable he's gotten participating in dirty talk, which she's mastered (and he loves).

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Lois wears thongs, usually with a matching bra. Laced. She noticed Clark enjoyed the pink ones more so she began to wear them more. But when Clark started excessively ripping her underwear, she started going commando. Clark lost his mind over it. And he just wears boxers, usually plaid ones or the funny ones that Lois buys him. He'll scowl at first, but secretly loves them just bc of how it amuses her.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Through the damn roof. These two are horny little toads. They didn't just get an office together at work so they could write stories in private lol

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Depends, but not usually if it was their first round and they weren't that tired to begin with.