#misha is a menace

[ezratheunready]

Everyday I wake up and am terrorized by one

MISHA FUCKING COLLINS

I can never know peace

[idjits-areus]

Misha definitely knows how to work this fandom lol

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

To be fair... He's absolutely WORKING that skirt.

[sweetonsugden]

Lordt. Jensen, baby, come get your man.

[andr0nap-02]

Do it, do the funny. Oh, and add Aoi in there aiming a Lato or straight up glock at Misha

the funny

[emma-d-klutz]

I wish I played a recurring character on some bland-ish network show with at least five seasons. I would pick one of the main characters I share enough scenes with and just look at them super smitten every time they are speaking but not looking at me and never look like that when they are looking at me. Just to bait the editors. Just to see what theories come of it. What elaborate backstory my otherwise-1.5-dimensional character wattpad users concoct to explain why she is in such desperate pining. And the director would hate me. And it would be gay, ofc.

[altarfates]

some sticky photos for the serotonin.

[confusedkittensposts]

There isn't a single normal pics of Misha and Sebastian and hate them both so much

Or a photo of Mark Sheppard behind the drums where his face isn't almost comical

On a brighter side I just discovered Mark rides bikes and he just got 10x cooler that he already was

Oh and I finnally found a reason to have a beef with Misha. One that going to keep me angry for some time

[deancasforcutie]

If the spec that good things do happen and The Castiel Spinoff Can Still Win ever turned out to be true my dearest wish would be that it would just be titled Castiel. Not only to continue the proud tradition of nigh-ungoogleable titles ("Revolution? Supernatural? Maybe titles aren't your thing") but to complement The Winchesters both in themes/narration and the power of those distinctive character-names no one is doing but them. Give me all the trouble coming up with a title tag separate from the character tag. WB hire me

[superbattrash]

Emotional whiplash today, Jesus. The coworker singing for me just pulled me aside and apologized for singing the wrong pronouns and?? And I said thank you and she seemed to really mean it which is nice but also????

What is happening today

[sweetonsugden]

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[ringosnoop]

here’s my house animal

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

[angrythingstarlight]

Hi Star! I saw a tiktok where a father and his toddler are fighting over their wife/mom attention.

Father: She’s my wife

Son: but she’s my mommy

It reminded me of the Drabble you wrote if Bucky and malyshka end up having a boy. I can imagine them fighting for her attention lol

Please the way these two would fight over her attention because you know a baby boy would have all of Bucky's personality traits right down to his stubborn nature😂.

Bucky quickly discovered he's not above arguing with a child after his son pushed his face away for the third time. No one stops him from kissing you. No one. Which is what he tells the bright eyed menace clinging to his wife.

His son babbles back, the words might be adorable jibberish but the intent behind them is clear. Mine. My Misha.

You've wisely decided to stay neutral, content to let them to battle this out while you finish your book.

"She was mine first and I'll kiss her whenever I want." His surly tone makes your lips twitch and you press them together to keep from laughing when your son responds with a stern no, punctuated by him shaking a chubby little fist in the air.

Bucky encases his hand in his larger, tattooed one, lifting it in the air while darting forward to sweep his lips over yours in a soft, encompassing kiss. You melt into his touch only to abruptly pull back when your son jams his free hand in between your faces. "No. My Misha."

And back to your book you go, quietly laughing under your breath as their argument resumes.

[icaruspendragon]

yall remember that time misha collins did this shit to me?

(also, love the little sidebar of him expressing his condolences abt my brother dying on my birthday only to switch right back to menace mode)

[enatopiaa]

[This is not a request, i judt had this idea and wanted to share with someone :DD]

Penacony 2.2 story spoiler!

OKAY, thinking about my aventurine yuu idea, I just couldn't stop thinking about my other faves as students in NRC, and a bit of expanding Aventurine's character. Pretty much, certain characters and what dorm I think they would be in, and some get an Unique Magic :DD

Aventurine - Like I said, I highly believe he matches Octavinelle. Shady dorm for a shady guy? Great combo. He would 100% befriend the Octotrio, and probably entrust one of them with his past. He also doesn't wear his uniform right, pretty much just the buttonedup shirt and a bow tie, no jacket. His Unique Magic: "All or Nothing" (Really creative if you ask me), has a 50/50 percentage chance of working. What does it do? Pretty much, by chance, can either completely ignore a spell/curse, or make it even worse/more powerful. Would you like to try your luck ;)

Dr Ratio - Veritas is a fun one but there is something that couldn't escape me. He is 100% Scarabia, why? Scarabia is home to some of the most intellectual students AND is academic rival to Octavinelle, if you catch my drift >:)). No Unique Magic, Aven would annoy the hell out of him bc of this.

Sunday - (My baby man :(( pls be playable) Heartslabyul. Is there a more perfect dorm for a man like Sunday? He would know every single one of the 810 rules from head to toe and follow them diligently, even punish those who don't. Riddle enjoys his company due to it. Unique Magic? "Satisfaction", allows him to manipulate and distort people's memories and emotions, making them perfects mannequins. (Was probably banned from using this Magic due to how dangerous it can be...) [Probably collapsed nentally after Riddle's Overblot, almost overblotting himself]

Argenti - I'd like to say Pomefiore bc beauty and all that, but then I had a funny thought... Savanaclaw. Imagine, seeing this pretty student, almost a real life prince, picture perfect, wearing the Savanaclaw's uniform, priceless. As a Knight, Argenti has incredible physical abilities and he is not afraid to use and get dirty, so Savanaclaw matches him kinda well. Him and Rook would be absolute menaces with each other, Vil would 100% try to make a deal with Leona to change his dorm. No Unique Magic :((

Last but not least, my baby son, Misha - His dorm? 100% Diasomnia. Despite his youthful appearance (Unlike Lilia, he is actually "young"), he has an impressive magic control and abilities, surprising even his classmates. A 1st Year. Unique Magic? Yes, and I'm in a bit of doubt between two. One based on his technique where he is able to stop time in a small "dimension" he creates, or, being able to bring whatever people dream about into reality (although, as an illusion).

THIS WAS LONG I'M SO SORRY 😭

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG i loved misha’s the most (totally not favoritism) BUT YOURE SO RIGHTT OMYG

also Dr.Ratio!Yuu is so funny to me like just imagine him wearing that mask that he wears in hsr around the campus as he gets judgemental stares CACKLINGHH