#miserie oc blind date tourney

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Miserie OC Blind Date Tournament Round 2 Masterpost

Foreword

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Be sure to vote please!

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Miserie OC Blind Date Tourney Round 3 Masterpost

It’s back to 1-day polls! I got a long weekend and I know I’ll only slowly post art of them so I might as well ^^’

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🧡 What's your sleep schedule like?

.... There is too much time in the day. I wish I didn't have to sleep... Though, it's difficult for me to say what the reason is. I know part of it is insomnia...

I take a few half-hour long naps throughout the day. There's not much time to dwadle when you're in charge of so much.

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Fuck it!! I'm making a blind date tournament too! I figured out 32 OCs to throw together.

Send me a "🧡" And a question for my OCs to answer in a blind date! The more existential or kooky, the better!

Based on the blind date tourneys my moots @samthecookielord , @thefelinefox , and @snekatiemainy are doing :]

Current standings! Links are below the cut :)

Round 1

Round 1 Losers

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Round 2

Losers Text

Round 3

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🧡You can only choose your steak being "Legendary" or "Congratulations", which would you choose?

Oho~ A little play on words? I love this game! The fairies always try to get their way out of my webs like this... Fair to say that they don't understand I don't play by their rules ^-^. I figured it out, though! I'll choose Legendary.

... As long as it isn't from District 23, I can bear it... oh, this is hard to decide. Fresh from a corpse, or burnt to a crisp...? I think the former over the latter. I can't stand the smell of burnt things.

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Miserie OC Blind Date Round 1 Results! 1/2

If you guys are already familiar, we reveal the losers first to keep the winner’s anonymity intact until they themselves lose, up until the final round! Under the cut!

Round 1 + Round 2 losers...

Rui Orobashi + Calum Lebedev eliminated!

Round 3 + 4

Roland “Rolly” Limington + Jane (The Yellow Wallpaper) eliminated!

Round 5 + 6

Dorian Grey + Riido Stümer eliminated!

Round 7 + 8

Nova Aries + Galahad Lotson eliminated! (sorry. i got lazy.)

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🧡 what’s your Jill count

1. "... Rather than doing the killing myself, my job is to clean them up.. Ah- but do Sweepers count? They're technically human according to the Head..."

2. "Instead of that, do you want me to sell you the impression of having a high kill count? I have the perception altering masks for it, and my coworkers can teach you ^^!"

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💖💝💘💞👁 would you be God if you could

THIS IS A DOUBLE QUESTION-ANSWER, BE SURE TO READ BOTH!

1a- What would be the purpose of becoming an almighty being? Would this new title bring omniscience? Omnipotence? Both? God would be cruel if they were both. So I lay my soul bare, since a forsaken existence such as mine would only be suited to play the role of a worshiper instead of the worshiped.

2a- I would choose to be a god, if I could. It'd be easier to dismiss blows to my reputation if I had the power to punish those who have wronged me and those I care about. A god of vengence... I'd take the mantle in stride.

🧡"Are you a jock or a nerd? You can't be in between you WILL be a movie stereotype."

2a- I've never had the privilege of attending any sort of educational institution, lest a public school. While I am not familiar with the stereotypes myself, I believe I would be considered a "goth" or perhaps even a "dark academic."

2b- If you asked me about five years ago, I would have said that I would probably be a jock, since I was a jolly fellow that knew his way around a ship. Now...? Well, time has been rather cruel to me, though I'll be generous to myself and call myself a "prep."

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💖 can I hold your hand

DOUBLE QUESTION AND ANSWER! BE SURE TO READ BOTH BEFORE VOTING!

1a- Ah? This far into the blind date? I can hold your hand for a moment, but I already have someone that might get jealous if our touch lingers too long... Well, now that we're doing this, do you want to compare hand size?

1b- E-eh? Do you really want to? It-it'll probably just feel cold or-- wait, I don't even know if you can touch me! You can, if you really want to...

🧡Would you survive drinking the McGrimace Shake?

2a- You're telling me that this thing is to commemorate a cartoon character's birthday? It smells too sweet.... I think I'll pass on testing that theory.

2b- I'm already dead! What's there to fear? It's even purple! That's my favorite color!

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🧡You're stranded on an island with someone. How do you break it to them that you're going to eat them?

No, no, nooooo not... this... It's okay to... if they want to hurt me, right? It's just self defense! I... can do it, I've done it before .......

I have never had the need to consume the flesh of another human being before... However, I can guarantee my victory from experience. I simply won't tell them, if it is necessary for my survival. I would attempt to find a way for us both to survive, though, as loyalty through shared adversity creates unbreakable bonds.

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🧡Do you guys have any hobbies other people would considered "usual" or "weird?"

Hm! I've been told my hobby of collecting things was odd all my life! So when other people collect gemstones, it's fine, but when I do it, I get called a monster and an incorrigible greedy fiend. Haaaah.. Well… I also collect other things. Maybe I'll tell you more later ^^

You expect me to know what other people think I'm weird for? I hang out with an Oni whose nearly sworn to a life of solitude! He doesn't have a clue either! I like swinging around heavy clubs and breaking things with it and I'll be happy with that!

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🧡 separate shampoo and conditioner, or 2 in 1

...? There are bath toiletries that are specifically for the hair? I did the best I could with soap all these years.

Separate, of course. My hair can't be maintained this well without my hair products~ It's nothing as ridiculous as some Nest-dwellers, just the shampoo, conditioner, and the pre-dry oil.

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🧡 how many weapons do you have

Gotta whole armful of em. What, you need some? I only need my trusty two-- a pick and an axe <3

Should I count myself? I can use some magic, otherwise I have a really large claymore... Most my combat style involves reflecting damage back when I'm hit..!

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🧡 Would you play the Mr. Blue dating sim?

Is he at least a reasonable mister? But ugh, I don't really like the color blue very much. It's not my color.

Reeks of some kind of manufactured propaganda to fall in love with a ruling-class oppressor. What kind of name is "Mister Blue?" What kind of look is that? Eugh, pass.

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🧡 When it comes to clothes, what do you prefer more, something practical? Or something that's merely more comfortable?

As long as it's pretty! I had to alter my uniform a littttlleeee... There really isn't any color in these, are there?

There isn't "practical clothing" for my occupation. I suppose a button-up and a long skirt with a comfortable sweater on top would still be business-professional… Both, if that is an option.

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🧡would you befriend crows in order to gain their shineys/make an army?

1. "They're quite helpful when they're still small! Yet once they grow... It's a hassle. They get so big! I already have an army of my babies <3"

2. "Intelligent birds. I have no need for baubles, though nothing bad can happen by making more allies. "