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What's each couples favorite thing about each other
Here's some broship couple stuff:
Eric's favorite thing about Kyle is that he trusts him more than anyone. Kyle has terrible insomnia because he can't let his guard down even for a full night's sleep. Sometimes Sheila would bang on Liane's door in the middle of the night and demand that Eric sleep over because Kyle is having a violent fit and it's keeping the entire house awake.
Kyle's favorite thing about Eric is his weight. Holding Eric is a genuine comfort for him, but he will never admit it out loud. Kyle craves physical contact, but trusts no one except for Eric. (And yes, he does admire how much of a goody two shoes Eric is. He won't admit that either.)
Stan's favorite thing about Wendy is that she can kick his ass. Every fight they've had, she's soundly thrashed him. No girl's been able to do that except for her and that makes her special in his eyes.
Wendy's favorite thing about Stan is he's a man of action. When he's not doing Kyle's bidding, he's out with ATEP committing terrorism for animals. It's hard to find someone who believes in something other than just killing for selfish reasons like territory.
(Kenny does have a favorite thing about someone, but I can't spoil who, sorry!)
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I made this for twitter and I finally finished it! I tried to give each AU their own style based on @/SPFKymanCartyle (twt), @sleepyeule and @jolyonvane art (I love their content so much!).
I'm also happy I finished this for the kyman week 2023,even if is not part of the topics, I wanted to bring something for the kyman event
#my art#south park art#south park fanart#south park#south park au#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#kyle x cartman#kyman week 2023#sp kyman#mirror verse#mirror verse au#sp mirror verse#south park future au#bloodlust au#bloodlust
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Sorting out shenanigans part.2 ! Finding some South Park fanarts in my binders made me really nostalgic so I went back on the SP French Amino where I used to post random shit XD like fanfics (Either ship related or my OCs inserted in the SP universe), fanarts (Mainly ships and inserting my OCs again XD) All that with a terrible English- (because yes the platform was French but I clearly prefer English in my drawings XD) and, surprisingly : Translations ! Back then I started translating "In a Mirror, Festively" by Synapticfirefly in French (never finished tho T🔻T) and "Mirroverse" related comics by @sleepyeule ! You were a great inspiration for me at the time and my love for Kyman... Cartman in general- was greatly influenced by you XD so yeah, thank you so much for your art ! Since the very first time I drew the Mirroverse and now I have improved so much in my art and I guess I couldn't have done it without your indirect help- anyway that's getting way too emotional, have these desastrous teens as a bonus and- byyyyye stay kind and creative everyone!
#sp fanart#south park#sp kyman#sp creek#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#craig tucker#tweek tweak#tolkien black#clyde donovan#jimmy valmer#art#digital art#artwork#redraw#mirrorverse#in a mirror festively#posting this was a struggle send help#but eric is way too cute to give up or be mad#sorting out shenanigans#gay
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4, 20, 33 for the asks if you'd like
4. Is kyle a hypocrite?
YES wtf this shouldn’t be a question this is fact. Like this ain’t up to opinion, this is baked into the show. (s6) He lectures to open air about the immorality of sensationalizing conditions and deformities yet within 5 minutes does not hesitate to guilt Butters into faking a condition worth sensationalizing just so he Stan and Cartman can golf. (s16) Butters’ breakdown abt Kyle “ You just think you know everything, don't you Kyle?! Every little thing you gotta shoot your mouth off like you're the frickin' expert!” that’s so raw dude. It’s so real. These are the only two moments that pop off the top of my head but I’m certain there are more examples of Kyle bein a hypocrite. Not only is he a hypocrite, he can be a self righteous asshole.
20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up
Nooo nuh uh nope I can’t answer that in confidence. The careers I’d tailor to these lil dudes are based on where their characters are at the moment and within a season’s notice Mattrey’ll be out here taking these characters into different directions and evolving them and it’d wipe my hard work off the table 😭
Ceo vs Repairman Cartman was Cartman’s definitive future 10+ years ago. Rabbi vs Homeless are the more likely futures Cartman faces now. Absolutely no one saw Kenny becoming a nobel prize winning scientist and philanthropist yet here we are.
As much as I love speculating based on what canon gives us, I gotta give this to Trey and wipe my hands clean.
33. Which SP character would be your SBF?
Kenny, but I say this bc my irl bestie identifies most with Kenny. so 👯♀️
#south park#asks#In my silly little kyman corner I love making Cartman a stay at home dad#bc 1. he’ll always be a lazy piece of shit and 2. it’s just silly#and 3. I don’t see him satisfied at any job long term like he’d self sabotage shit anyways#it’s like this messed up thing where he’s a doting stay at home ‘rent like Liane#but this time he does try to be better but also nah he makes a deal so that the u—oops i’m spoiling my other kyman marriage ask#Kyle wouldn’t be a lawyer like Gerald and I don’t think Gerald would push him to be a lawyer#I do want Kenny to be mega rich with idk what job only bc I want what’s best for him 🥺#It’s cheesy and a lil easy but Stan and Kyle might just mirror mattrey and go to hollywood#W/ Cartman and Kenny in tow prolly#Kyle’s future/ character is heavily dependent on those around him so I prioritize futures for Stan Eric n Kenny and then would assign Kyle#a job based on how the boys r doin
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i’ve read over 100 ky//man fics, here are ones i like ❤️
(WARNING: KY/MAN, OOC, OPINIONS, CRINGE - not the authors, me for spending so much time reading)
To Be Wanted by Verimakea - my most recent fave, i love it smmmmm. it’s a historical western au. kyle is a bounty hunter, cartman is a criminal, they get snowed in and shit progresses. it’s too freaking good. // 56,400 6/6 chapters
Abraham’s Son by Satine89 - this has been a WIP since 2014 but recently updated and OP said they’re planning on finishing by this year so for sure it is a worthwhile read. hunger games au, kyle is a capitol traitor banished to district 12, eric is the 47th games’ victor. kyle and bebe get chosen as this year’s tributes and have to deal with the fear of dying and trying to continue the fight started by eric the year prior. a lot of sad shit happens but it is goooood. very much recommend. // 57,158 23/28 chapters
something about the chase by grossalien- drag cartman au. i LOVE drag cartman. // 11,299, two oneshots
the “Im with stupid” series by numbknee - established kyman relationship. kyle and cartman have only just gotten together and try to navigate their new relationship and the shit that comes with it (plus the crazy way they got together in the first place 😭). it’s just cute and i like it. // four oneshots, 46,099
kyle isn’t anything by suzie_tempest - end of high school romance au. kyle is discovering himself and what he wants right before graduation. cartman plays a big role in that self discovery. it’s rlly cute i like it. // 89,801 12/14 chapters
be still my (virtual) heart by mewtwos - college au. this is for the losers out there who agree with me that the main 4 are losers too and need to be portrayed as such more often in fan works 🙌 kyle is a little rich boy at college who’s completely normal except for the fact that he’s in a parasocial relationship with a v-tuber named erica chan (you’ll never guess who it is 😳) . he’s gotta work on a school project with cartman. the sexting between erica chan and kyle is excruciating and that’s what makes it so good. i love this one and hope it gets more updates in the future cus it’s so funny. // 18,802, 4/? chapters
it was destiny anyways by galaxy_friday17 - i am not a big fantasy person and not into lore heavy fics but this one was rlly frickin good 🥳 was i confused half the time? yes, but it’s my fault cus i’m the type who skims through long paragraphs if there’s no romance 😭 it’s a stick of truth au, angsty as hell with multiple time skips. i recommend // 53,847 19/19 chapters
It could be wrong, could be wrong (But it should've been right) by grossalien - this follows tweek and craig’s povs but it is a kyman fic. basically tweek and craig accidentally become the last straw that ruined kyle and cartman’s first date and cartman haruhi suzumiya’s himself and everyone around him into a time loop until the date goes well. only tweek and craig are aware of the loop and are forced to make the date go well if they want to leave the time loop. it’s rlly good and rlly funny. // 19,843, 6/6 chapters
in a mirror, festively by synapticfirefly- this is a basic rec in the fandom but it rlly is just too good. it’s the perfect mix of funny and smut and genuinely heartfelt with a surprising emphasis on facebook relationship status(?) 😭 it’s a mirrorverse au where cartman is a little bitch who just wants to do his holiday charities and everyone around him is absolutely batshit evil, esp kyle who just wants him to come to his hanukkah party. // 36,337, 10/10 chapters
put out the fire on us by i_already_forgot - i don’t like to recommend unfinished fics bc i don’t wanna get someone disappointed but this fic is genuinely too good to not be recommended. kyle and cartman get pranked by clyde and they accidentally get handcuffed, fall down a waterfall and get stranded in the woods 🤷♀️ it’s funnier if i don’t elaborate. they gotta survive and make it out and their friendship develops and it’s so cute and i love it. if op ever posts another chapter i will be jumping up and down. // 139,167, 11/? chapters
if i were honest with you by creamdream98 - imma be fr, this is my fave kyman fic ever. probbo one of my fave fics of all time. i starting reading it from the first chapter and i was SEATEDD for every update. it’s a regular high school au but sum abt it is just so endearing and sweet and makes you root for eric and kyle. like the kiss scene made me audibly cheer out loud. basically cartman is a freak and bc he’s in love with kyle draws weird drawings of him in his notebook AT SCHOOL (i would NEVERRR). stan catches him one day and makes a deal with him that if cartman helps him get wendy, he’ll help cartman get kyle. it’s adorable i’ve reread it like 10 times. highly recommend if you’re into that sorta thing. // 150,655, 19/19 chapters
i have more but i don’t wanna do this anymore ❤️
#kai man#south park kyman#sp#kyman#kyle x cartman#eric cartman is my regrettable fave#the at this point millions of words that i’ve read have rotted my brain
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kyle and cartman - on narrative mirrors and narrative foils and friends and nemeses
DO NOT TAG THIS AS KYMAN I’M SERIOUS!!!!!!
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accidentally deleted this one bc i'm silly n goofy, but honestly, anon, i'm just not that intimately familiar with kyman on the whole. i have done a creek recs list and feel i could do a fairly comprehensive sampling of "alltweek" fics. i also still have a good grasp on style and k2 from having shipped them back in the late 00s and reading a decent amount this time around as well. for kyman, however, i lack the level of engagement and sense of the tropes and trends that make me confident in making recs lists, if that makes sense
i've encountered a few works i found compelling and would recommend to those interested in kyman (and I believe most of these lean more towards top kyle just fyi—not sure which dynamics you prefer), but you'd definitely do better to ask a kyman instead of a creek blog 💖
(please be aware that most of these fics contain NSFW unless otherwise specified)
so my first time reading kyman (aside from the hollycomb kyman fics, and the side kyman in this applecrumbledore endgame style fic) was while beta'ing for my friend pregnantzombie, and i recommend all of her writing. her characterizations are always on point and she's so funny and talented. this SFW oneshot for the kyman zine drew me in in particular. she has tons of excellent creek as well
i got a wonderful kyman fill on the dreamwidth south park kink meme from @rainbowconvection, then checked out their other works and found the characterization and humor consistently superb (good, thoughtful characterization is the main thing that pulls me in). kyle convincing himself he's saving the world by being with cartman in I'm a Good Person was so funny and real to me
i really like @basu-shokikita's dynamics, and dug this pre-relationship kyman timeloop fic with established creek, and especially loved Two is company, three is a crowd which is established kyman with deranged butters and cuck kyle (my beloveds 🥺). her stenny is also very cute and i'm excited to read more
really enjoyed this anon sadomaso discovery fic that i found through a fanart @drabesacraben made for it. the good doctor has also rec'd the mirror verse series which i haven't gotten to yet (honestly been struggling to read longfic these days in general) but i trust the doctor
so that's my little list! sorry i can't be more helpful, but if any kymans read this and have recs to make, please feel free to add! i am but a simple creeker and tweek bike enthusiast, doing my best 🥺👉👈
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Hi! I am a 21 year old female looking for other south park roleplayers that are also 18+ like myself!
I ammmm a semi-lit writer, so anywhere between 1 liners to short paragraphs of 5-8 lines. I TRY to mirror my partner as best as I can but I'm not going to constantly give out novels as responses, my brain can't handle that. It also depends on my personal events, how much I'm given to work with from my partner or if I'm enjoying the rp as a whole.
18+ aged up characters, and fine with most topics. AU's are fine with me, as long as they are all discussed first. Some I can feel a bit weird with but besides that most things I'm cool with.
I am willing to do anything with Kyle. I've rped as him for 7 years so I can only be him as I'm more comfortable there, so you can essentially be anyone else and I'd most likely say yes to it, we can figure out ways to make it work. I WILL say now though I am a Kyman liker (as if my profile wasn't obvious to that) so if you don't like it either don't interact or just avoid it entirely. Only ship I won't do is Kybecca because I have personal reasons for not liking it but others are fair game.
Mainly rp on discord but I can do them here too. Thank youuuuuuu 🤍🖤🤍
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if you say kyman into a mirror 3 times an angry 13 year old comes out and kills your entire bloodline
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Holaaa I am a 21 y/o fem looking for south park rp partners (18+ only please I BEG)
I am a semi-lit so I can do anywhere between 1 line to short para of 5-7 lines, depending on life events, how much I'm given to work with or if I'm enjoying it. I try to mirror as best as I can but I'm not going to constantly give out fanfiction length XD
GMT/GMT+1 timezone in case anyone cares LMAO
The characters get aged up to around 16-18, and fine with most topics so nsfw stuff is cool with me too just nothing too extreme..
AU's are fine, as long as things are discussed first because some I can feel a bit iffy on but I'm really easy besides that ^^
I can only rp as Kyle mainly because I've been rping as him for around 7 years on and off so I'm much more comfortable with him compared to anyone else.
Ships I'm willing to do:
Basically anything with Kyle since I'm used to him the most. You can essentially be anyone and I'd probably say yes to it, we can figure out ways to make it work. I WILL say now though I am a Kyman liker/truther/whatever (as if my profile wasn't obvious to that) so if you don't like that either don't interact or just avoid it, as I said practically any Kyle pairing I'm cool with. Besides Kybecca, I have personal reasons for not vibing with that one.
Sorry this is a bit lengthy but hit me up and I'll get back to you eventually. Mainly rp via discord but I can rp on here as well if needed ^-^
Thank youuu 💚
give a like and anon will get back to you
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So who's in the inner circles?
Not sure if you are specifically asking for Bebe's inner circle, so I'll just reveal the entire Devil's Three. (Also, I didn't realize how big this got I'm so sorry!)
Kyle: Stan (second/enforcer), Eric (medic/devil's bitch), Kenny (liaison), Butters (unofficial enforcer), Timmy (supplier)
Bebe: Wendy (second/supplier), Red (medic/devil's bitch), Nichole (liaison/devil's bitch), Heidi (formerly liaison), Lisa Berger (enforcer).
Tolkien: Craig (second/enforcer), Tweek (supplier), Clyde (enforcer/devil's bitch), Jimmy (medic).
More gang lore under the cut!
Seconds are pretty straightforward. They're the second-in-command and also the highest risk to assassinate the devil and take over. They often are in charge of inducting new recruits into the gang, enforcing rewards/punishments, and/or setting up commissioned hits depending on how each devil conducts their territory.
*The last successful assassination where a second killed their leader was Kyle, who split the Devil of South Park High's territory and became a part of the Devil's Three after he murdered Scott Tenorman.
Medics are a new thing in this generation. They certainly didn't have it in Randy's generation (it's still considered 'sissy shit'). Eric started the trend, as everyone began to realize that Kyle and the others were bouncing back quicker from their injuries thanks to Eric's commitment to his first aid kit. Nowadays, if you didn't have some kind of medic in your gang, you didn't last long.
*Medics come in different flavors. Eric prefers less invasive methods like antiseptic and bandages, Jimmy prefers to stick his patients with syringes filled with a cocktail of drugs, while Red likes torturing hers with questionable experiments like bloodletting. (Bebe likes to bathe in the blood of both her enemies AND followers.)
Liaisons are the eyes and ears of the gang. They're usually the ones who can walk through enemy territory without getting killed on sight, as they are considered the messengers. If the Devils Three need to talk to each other, they usually do it through their liaisons first. A liaison not only needs to be fearless enough to walk through enemy territory, but they need to be very clever and charismatic enough to gain an edge in negotiations and deals.
*Kenny is a unique case as he does get killed from time to time as a liaison, though it can be argued he invites the smoke more than tries his hand at diplomacy. He's been killed so many times that Kyle would have initiated a full-scale gang war, but fortunately, no one remembers his deaths and he's always back up and running the next day.
Enforcers make up the bulk of a devil's gang. They are at the front lines, cause the most damage in a gang war, and take up commissions/hits ordered by their leaders. Because enforcers die much quicker than the other positions, there's always a need to replenish their numbers. The easiest way to join one of the Devil's Three is to offer your services as an enforcer. They don't really care if you're competent. You still have value as a meat shield.
*Butters isn't affiliated with any of the devils, but hangs around the broship enough to pick up any commissions Kyle puts up if the offer is tempting enough. (Any commissions involving maiming or killing are his favorite.) His success rate is super high, so Kyle may or may not consider him an unofficial enforcer for the broship.
Suppliers are the well-connected members who produce all sorts of things a devil needs to keep their territories secure. They are often the hardest to kill, since they can afford their own enforcers to protect them and their inventories. They aren't completely loyal to one gang and will often offer their services to other gangs if the price is right.
*Tweek is a drug supplier, Wendy supplies electronics/security systems, and Timmy supplies armored vehicles. Weapons, prostitution, and alcohol are free-for-all items as they're supplied to everyone equally in South Park.
Devil's Bitch are the love/sexual interests of the Devil's Three. They are treated with both scorn and respect. Killing a devil's bitch often incites an immediate gang war, especially if the devil was fond of them. A devil's bitch need not be in the same gang as their devil, as it's more beneficial to cool tensions between gangs this way. It's not uncommon for a devil to have more than one devil's bitch and are often encouraged to form harems as a major power flex.
*The current Devil's Bitches are Eric (Kyle's bitch), Clyde and Red (Bebe's bitches), and Nichole (Tolkien's bitch).
#yo y'all blowing up my asks#but these questions are helping me remember the old lore#so thank you#in a mirror festively#mirrorverse kyman#mirror kyman
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Q. "Is kyman (or any other ship) allowed?"
A. While the week is dedicated to Kyle, any and all ships are welcome!
The mods will not be policing how anyone interprets the themes. The point of the prompt list is to strike inspiration, and if that includes Kyle with any other character (platonic or romantic) that is entirely up to you to decide!
We have guidelines set in place in an attempt to keep the week fun and civil, but in the end, the mods are just here to organize the event and share what you come up with. What you do with the themes is all up to you :)
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Hi 💜 weird question, but have you ever received hate messages for watching south park? like oh my god, this show promotes fascism, blah blah blah. Or because you ship kyman? i mean, it's no secret that people often think that if you like something problematic you automatically are horrible person.
actually anon, I got my first “kys” comment in my recent married kyman ask this morning and I did a double take bc like, I’ve had this blog for nearly a year and i’ve been so passionately vocal about kyman that I’m surprised i’m barely getting hate for it now. I have lost a chunk of followers on my main blogs for liking kyman, and I had a whole Internal Thing about that, but my mutuals/connections to my industry never unfollowed me?? They either like my stuff and geek w/ me, or don’t care. So i learned the ppl’s who’s opinions I truly value agree w/ me or have simply agreed to disagree, and we stay vibing.
I can’t control how strangers perceive me for liking Kyman. If it means I get called untrue things, well, I know who I am and I’ll just let my content/reblogs/ takes speak for themselves. If they want to waste their energy getting upset over it, that’s their choice. A poor one, frankly. That time could be better spent on more productive things. Why come after me? I’ve already lost by default— I’m a south park shipper. Can’t make a comeback for that, man.
I talked about the dangerous black/white nature of the internet especially in regards to south park/cartman, but I’ll elaborate on one thing: South Park isn’t for everyone. It’s not for anyone at all. It’s the brain child of Matt and Trey, and the crew who’ve been there since day one and know these raunchy kids in and out. Some can handle Sp’s darker humor, toilet humor, approach in storytelling, political stance, and some can’t. Just, use discretion y’all.
#I liken South Park to a mirror Mattrey are holding up to America.#People look into it and if they don’t see what mattrey are pointing and giggling behind their hands about#they’ll just keep looking in the mirror and see what they wanna see.#but many times Mattrey are holding up the mirror and tellin us something loud and clear#sometimes they put the mirror down and speak directly#idk where i’m going with this imagery jfkfkfjf#south park#kyman#asks#basically like no the fuck they ain’t promoting fascism#they don’t vibe with ultra liberal ppl either— esp when it comes to pc culture
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Blizzard of ‘23
Well my little poll says the ppl want an aged up Kyman fic (so far). SO i am delivering. If the results end up being different imma be writing two fanfics then B)
If u read this pls let me know what u think!! This can be really fun for all of us lol
~*~*~*~*~*~ Windshield wipers quickly attempted to remove any of the heavy, puffy snow that was currently obscuring Kyle’s vision of the road. Or at least, what the redhead could make out of the road that was being swallowed by the winter’s darkness and unforgiving snowfall. The high beams of his sedan would only display more white, white snow. Whatever was playing through the speakers was barely audible as Kyle turned down the radio to see better.
Kyle thanked God that he was almost at his destination: his parents’ house.
Well, in all honesty, the redhead was far more excited to be off the roads during this atrocious weather than to actually be staying at his childhood house for two weeks. Chanukah would begin tomorrow evening, and like every year since Kyle moved out his parents’ to Denver for his job, the redhead found himself making the two hour drive to reunite with his family.
He didn’t have any other reason to return to South Park other than for the holidays. Once high school ended, all of the kids Kyle spent the last twelve years with began new journeys away from the little town of South Park–whether it was Wendy Testaburger leaving to attend Harvard; Jimmy Valmer hosting his own comedy show in California and so on. Kyle was pretty sure one of the only kids he grew up with that ended up staying in South Park was Butters Stotch. Which wasn’t too shocking. Kyle himself landed a job right after he finished college as an editor to a newspaper in Denver, allowing him to settle in the city as a young adult.
Kyle barely manages to spot the familiar wooden sign that reads “SOUTH PARK” in boring, bold black letters through the flurry of snow. His pale finger swipes up his phone screen as he closes out of the now useless GPS that was navigating him for the last two hours. He knows exactly which roads to take from here, yet again thanking God that South Park was dead at this hour as the redhead rolled through stop signs to reach his parents’ house as fast as he could.
Just two more streets, Kyle thought to himself, eager to get out this damn weather. He approached the final stop sign that turned on to his parents’ street and stopped just enough to–
WHAM
Kyle’s thin body flings slightly forward as his seat belt catches him, “Oh, fuck me.” His eyes look to the rearview mirror to see the accident he had just caused: the front right side of an SUV was smashed into the ass of his little sedan. The driver’s side door of the SUV flung open as he saw a heavier man step out with his hands on his head, inspecting the damage.
Kyle quickly undid his seatbelt and got out of the car as he heard the other man furiously cried out, “What the fuck!? You didn’t even stop at the stop sign, shit for brains!”
“I know, I’m sorry this is totally–” the red head stopped mid sentence as his eyes focused on the irritable man in front of him. There was no mistaking it: the voice, the stature of the man, and that goddamn light blue hat.
“Wait, Cartman?” Kyle asked. The figure across from him ceased his look-over of his damaged vehicle and swiftly turned to face the taller man.
“Kyle?” the brunet pronounced the redhead’s name the same way he’s always said Kyle; the last syllable sounding like ‘al’ instead of ‘le.’ “Of course, only someone as stupid as you would fucking roll a stop sign like that! How in the fuck have you made it this far in life? Does your stupid ass even have insurance?”
“Oh, please, shut up, I’m fucking sorry,” Kyle spat back. Despite the many years Kyle and Eric had not seen each other, they fell back easily into their usual dynamic. “If anything, I should be the one asking if you have insurance. You’re the type to think it’s a waste of money.”
Eric threw his thick arms in the air and then directed them towards the scene of the accident, “You’re here to ruin Christmas aren’t you? First you fuck up my car, next you’re going to break into someone’s house and steal their Christmas decorations–”
“Shut up!” Kyle interrupted the heavier boy’s tangent. “First of all, I’m here for Chanukah, not Christmas. Second of all, we’ll get your stupid fat-mobile fixed before Christmas,” Eric shot the redhead a nasty look when he heard ‘fat-mobile’ but let the taller man continue on. “Listen, it’s super late and I’m sure you just want to get home too. Is your car drivable?”
The pudgy brunet wordlessly turned on his heel and stepped back into his vehicle, situating himself before slowly reversing his car from the back end of the schmushed sedan. To Kyle’s relief, the SUV was still drivable, but had a destroyed right headlight and the front bumper was holding on for dear life.
“Fuck you, Kyle,” Eric called out from the window.
“Yes, yes, fuck me,” Kyle sighed and approached the driver’s side. “Listen, let’s go home for the night and we can call our insurance companies tomorrow and see where we can get our cars fixed up. I might as well treat you to some breakfast since this is my fault.”
A small smile formed on the brunet’s face, “Well, you know I’d never turn down free food. Meet me at Tweek Bros. at nine tomorrow morning,” his chubby hand shifted the gears from park to drive, “and try not to cause any accidents on the way there, shit for brains.”
And with that, the brunet stepped on the gas and left a frustrated Kyle by himself again. He stomped towards his smashed sedan, sliding into the driver’s seat and slamming the door behind him.
“Out of all the people in this forsaken town, I just had to get into an accident with Eric fucking Cartman!”
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Chapter 2
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Hi hello yes it's me, speaking directly to you all from the afterlife ooooo
Just kidding, I'm not a ghost BUT I am putting this up because uh... I wanna start group roleplaying South Park again. Explanation time. Long story short I went on a group rp break about a month ago due to my mental health because I was stressed with a lot going on in my personal life. Then during that break I lost a few group rp buds and now I want to get back into it and... Can't. Because I lost everyone.
Sooooo if you'd be interested in group rping South Park with others from here, shoot down a comment or send me a DM and I can hand out my discord user (or you type yours whichever works best for you) and we can go from there.
I'm only really decent at playing Kyle and Clyde so I've taken them. Eric, Kenny, Jimmy, Tweek and Tolkien have also been taken but everyone else would basically be up for grabs in it unless stated otherwise. And before shipping wars end up starting I will say this. I am a multishipper. I ship a lot of the ships. So yes I am fine with a lot of ships. I am a Kyman shipper first and foremost and have been for years now, but that doesn't mean I hate any others. So respect my ship opinions and yours will be too. If you wanna ship my muses with anyone I'll most likely agree to it unless it makes me uncomfortable (which is honestly really rare)
I am mainly semi-lit but I try mirroring as best as I possibly can so no need to worry there either.
Anyway I've been ranting for too long, so uh... If you're interested let me know ^^
And NO ONE below 15 years old please if it can be helped.
Thank youuuu ☆
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omg i 100% agree, kyle absolutely embodies the "i can fix them" mentality, esp with ALL of his crushes so far (except nichole) which is def an interesting pattern.
the kyle-cartman dynamic is my absolute favourite in the show simply because they both unstoppable forces trying to embody everything the other isnt, to the point where they actually start mirroring the behaviours they hate the most (kyle becoming more of an asshole and cartman becoming a jew). they absolutely bring out the worst in each other (e.g covid special) but they're both so attached to each other, whether it's cartman's need for attention and entertainment, or kyle's need to be the "good" guy and fix cartman.
imo i enjoy a platonic kyman dynamic but i would absolutely HATE if romantic kyman became canon in the show. idm kyman in fanworks and stuff because cartman has infinite room to grow and become a better person to the point where romantic relations can be an option. however, in the show there's little to no room for him to develop as a character with his rep as the asshole, meaning the dynamic stays horribly toxic.
in essence, it's a fun ship to play around with but definitely not one i'd like to see actually happen in the show
Now for Cartman it's obvious he's got something for Kyle but I'm curious, why do you think that Kyle's got something too?
THANK YOU FOR ASKING! i forgot i even made that post. i dont think his feelings resemble cartman's much at all, like i dont think, in the traditional sense, they come from a ROMANTIC place. because i'll be real with yall. cartman is like, IN LOVE with kyle lmao. that's definitely not the case with kyle, however.. i think kyle has this weird compulsion to fix or even just change cartman on a fundamental level. kyle's feelings really go past just "hating" cartman and wanting nothing to do with him, because somehow he has a very hard time cutting him out of his life. like.. not because it's physically impossible but there's some weird mental block keeping him from doing so.
i would say he's less attached to cartman for who he is and more attached to what he represents for him. he gets off on being superior to someone, of course, and i think we have good reason to believe cartman is like a longterm fix-it project for him. because why does he still keep having faith in him? like in casa bonita or jewpacabra? and many other examples im not listing? obviously it can also just be chalked up to "kyle is a better person than cartman" but in a lot of ways kyle is treating cartman no differently than he treats everyone else he forms a fixation on. he wanted to save leslie, he wanted to save heidi, even rebecca, and he sure does want to save cartman too!
#kyle broflovski#south park#eric cartman#idm if people hate the ship because you do you bro#but hating people who enjoy the ship is crazy to me LMAOOO#the number of kyman dnis i've seen is hilarious#the only ship i strongly dislike is butters x cartman#because that's not rivals x rivals#thats bully x victim#and that's reaaaall nast#everything else is fair game 👍
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